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Head of Legal at Knife Capital

It’s awards season and I am once again humbled and honoured to have been recognised as “Greatest Lawyer in the Entire Universe” (GLEU) for the fifth consecutive year. The title is awarded annually by a highly regarded panel of one expert who prefers to remain anonymous so as not to be unduly influenced by prospective challengers to the title. There are no doubt some people who question the credibility of the award but I have both the GLEU embossed t-shirt and mug to prove it. To my peers who have been recognised by the more mainstream and accredited publications, sincere congratulations to you all. And then to all the worker bees who get things done behind the scenes and don’t get the recognition they deserve, thank you. Keep doing what you do and perhaps one day you’ll earn a t-shirt and mug too.

Brad Magrath

Head of Portfolio and Platform, AHL Venture Partners

1w

Was expecting pic of mug and t shirt.

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Mike Quinn

Co-Founder & CEO at Boost | IMAGINE Leader | Author of Failing To Win

1w

So you didn't bring your A game to Zoona 6+ years ago? 🤔

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Vuyo Thulani Angoma-Mzini

Investment Professional: Private Equity, Corporate Finance, Venture Capital

1w

Congrats Martin! Always knew you'd be something out there, earning your life in the most amazing ways. #GLEUittogether #awardseason #realawardshavemerch #hatersgonnasayitsfake #law #embossedmugs #deepvtees

Lisa Melis

Commercial Litigation| Finance | Business Rescue| Corporate Commercial

1w

I'm glad to see that you are definitely still the funniest lawyer in the universe 🤣

Andrea Böhmert

Investor and High-Growth Enthusiast

1w

Martin Cloete knowing the esteemed panel, all I can say is that you do not have to worry about competition. You are the one and only who sincerely deserves this title. Congratulations.

Tumi Leie

Founding Director at Ushiri.

1w

Congratulations Martin. I always knew you’d amount to something. Janine and the kids must be so so proud 😊

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Francois Malan

Applied geophysicist at the Institute of Mine Seismology, specializing in tomography and imaging techniques

1w

What an achievement!

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Love this for you

Goals! One day when I’m big.

Warren Newton

Partner at Proskauer Rose LLP

1w

😂. Never change

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