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I live in NYC and I’m seeing these “drones.” Here’s how Amazon will save us today. Fighting fire with fire. So a little context: I live in Staten Island which is right next to NJ. Like literally next to it. And we are seeing these “drones” that the government cannot even explain to us who or what they are. Are they aliens? Are they foreign enemies? Are they the US government? No idea on any of that. But what do I know? ⤷ I’m sick and tired of it. The feeling of things flying over our homes with our children and families in it and no one gives us explanations. So today? ⤷ Jeff Bezos saves Staten Island. I bought a heavy duty laser pointer. And I’m pointing it back at them. This is standard intimidation tactics from whatever they are. When a dog growls at another dog, the dog either takes it or growls back. Johnny Aspinall is growling back. So if you don’t see me posting on Monday - it means those were indeed aliens and they have abducted me to help them with their CTR. 👽 #AmazonCTR
hahahhaha Die Hard VI?
Be careful! Many laser pointers on Amazon are way overpowered (laser pointers technically aren’t supposed to be sold on Amazon in most cases) I have personally bought and tested 2 laser pointers from Amazon that were rated as < 5mw (the safe amount) but were actually outputting nearly 1W. Enough to permanently blind you from a split second exposure. I would at least consider adding some protective goggles to your order: https://a.co/d/ajFGnyI
You live on Staten Island. We aren't seeing them here in the city. As in Manhattan NYC. I live on the 53rd floor. If I see one of those fly by my windows I'm gonna freak the hell out lol.
Let us know on the next post what happens when you hit them with the laser, genuinely curious if there will be any reaction haha.
You will teach the green peeps at Canva mastery and you'll come back as the first Alien ambassador back to Earth 🌎
Looks like they’re down by DC as well. Suburban Maryland’s getting these too
John Aspinall We're gonna need a daily wellness check from you for the next 5 days. If it's aliens and they abduct you, at least use the opportunity to coach them on improving their main image for the human market. Aliens deserve good branding too.
An unexpected use case for Amazon products! It's amazing how they can provide quick solutions, even for the most unusual challenges.
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5dAs a resident of NJ I can’t tell you how much better I feel knowing that the #kingofCTR is on our side and doing everything in his power to protect us. May the force be with you! Of course can’t forget to thank Jeff (the one does our fulfillment) too!