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    DAD JOKES

    120 Funny Jokes For Kids


    (And Dads Who Like Dumb
    Jokes)
    An arsenal of knee-slappers to keep the kids giggling.

    by Fatherly

    Updated: July 26, 2024 / Originally Published: Feb. 7, 2019

    Dad Jokes Are Funny


    Jokes: The Complete
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    K
    ids love a funny joke and are quick
    to reward adult silliness with
    gratifying laughter. But coming up
    with funny kids’ jokes on the spot is tough. Even
    the most dad joke proAcient among us can have
    trouble thinking of puns and funny dad jokes in
    the moment. The secret to the best kids’ jokes is
    a deep commitment to ridiculousness. Good
    jokes for kids celebrate and revel in silliness
    over intelligence. They’re not afraid to get corny
    or rely on a pun that’s a bit of a stretch. Here are
    some kids’ jokes are light-hearted and fun but
    draw in adults with their clever puns.

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    Funny Food Jokes


    1. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

    A: An im-pasta.

    2. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

    A: You strangle it.

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    TE ST DR I V E

    Why did the tomato blush?


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    3. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

    A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

    4. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the


    parties?

    A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get


    it?)

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    5. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other


    plate?

    A: Dinner is on me.

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    6. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

    A: He was a big dill!

    7. Q: Should you have your whole family for


    Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

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    8. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

    A: He was peeling really bad.

    9. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

    A: Jalapeno business!

    10. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter


    out the window?

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    A: To see butter-Sy.

    11. Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?

    A: He was stuffed.

    12. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

    A: A Lemon-aid.

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    What do you get a sick lemon?


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    13. Q: Why do you smear peanut butter in the


    road?

    A: To go with the trafAc jam.

    14. Q: What do you call an attractive fruit?

    A: A Ane-apple.

    15. Q: What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

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    A: I’d be mufAn without you.

    16. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your


    cheese?

    A: Nacho cheese.

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    Funny Science Jokes


    17. Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?

    A: They make up everything.

    18. Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and


    twitches?

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    A: A nervous wreck.

    What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?


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    19. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes


    his car?

    A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

    20. Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby


    from crying?

    A: You rocket!

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    21. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the


    dentist?

    A: Tooth hurty!

    22. Q: Which hand is better to write with?

    A: Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

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    23. Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

    A: Because of all its problems.

    What kind of tree fits in your hand?


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    24. Q: What kind of tree Ats in your hand?

    A: A palm tree!

    25. Q: How many lips does a Sower have?

    A: Tu-lips.

    26. Q: What are the strongest days of the week?

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