The Ladybird Book of COVID-19

The ladybird
book of
This popular Ladybird series of books now

looks at COVID-19 and asks:
Isn’t it just the flu?
Does owning 96 loo rolls really prevent it?
Did nobody wash their hands before this?
COVID-19
To stop people using public transport during
the COVID-19 crisis, the government have
reduced the number of trains.
Cramming everyone into the carriages like

this is the best way to reduce the spread of
the disease.
The government has also said that people
must stop going to cafes and restaurants.
Tessa knows that this only really applies to

other people, not to her.
The military have been brought in to help
transport patients from around the world.
Everybody feels much safer now that the

RAF are involved.
Tom is a senior military officer. He has
come up with an excellent idea to divert
UK shipbuilding work into constructing
hospitals.
Here, the yard is converting a frigate into

an isolation ward.
Tom is confident he will get a CBE for

this.
Paula is a RAF Reservist.
She was very pleased to be called up to

provide assistance to the government
under MACA.
Somehow her tasking doesn’t seem as

exciting as she had hoped.
Hannah is on day 3 of self-isolation.
Fortunately, she had stocked up on
alcohol before the crisis began.
She is now comparing the intoxicating

effects of sniffing vodka versus sniffing
gin.
Makeshift field hospitals have been set
up to deal with all the casualties.
Here, the Mayor is visiting one of them.

It is important that he goes to as many
places as possible to reassure people.
This is totally different from social

contact. Everyone knows that
government officials can’t be super-
spreaders.
The schools have been closed for two
days. Heather has come up with a full
timetable of productive activities for the
children.
She posted this photo of them cooking on

Twitter so all her friends could see how
good a parent she is.
Several hundred complete strangers have

abused her online for wasting food.
Heather has deleted her Twitter account.

Sophie has gone out to buy a few
essentials to get through the next
couple of days.
The bakery has just stocked up on

bread and there is a large queue
behind her.
“I’ll take it all,” says Sophie.

Sophie is very excited to discover that
her local corner shop has a stock of
miniature bottles of hand sanitiser.
Sophie thinks she’d better get some, as

she is down to her last dozen at home.
“That’ll be £50,” says the shopkeeper.

.Sophie also wants to make sure she is stocked
up on medicines so her family don’t get ill.
She is now going to queue up for half an hour

with a lot of sick people to try to buy a packet
of paracetamol.
Sophie doesn’t yet know that there is no

paracetamol left in the whole of Highgate.
The schools have now been closed for a
week. Heather has sent Lauren and
Toby to do some reading.
They are mainly looking through their

father’s art books for naked pictures.
Duncan and Katie are on day 7 of self-
isolation.
They are worried about running out of

alcohol.
Duncan isn’t sure his homebrewed

lemon vodka is working as well as he had
hoped.
Mary is a medic and therefore one of the
most important people in battling the
COVID-19 crisis.
She knows that she has a vital role to

play and is making sure her knowledge is
up to date.
Here, she is busy reading about critical

care pathways, hoping that nobody will
realise that she is actually a dental
assistant.
Frank is critically ill with COVID-19.
Here, his family have gathered to make
sure that he has remembered them in
his will.
“I wouldn’t be here if you lot had any

concept of social distancing,” says Frank.
Mark is working from home while his
son’s school is closed.
By the end of the week he will have given

his son responsibility for administering
his firm’s accounts department, while
Mark takes over drawing trees.
John has managed to secure the last four
pack of loo roll from the Tesco Metro in
the high street.
Now he just needs to get home.
John has never been more glad that he

was in the 1st XV at school.
Rachel is on day 9 of self-isolation.
She has decided to deep clean the entire

house and everything in it.
The kitten is not impressed.

The schools have now been closed for
two months.
Heather remembers why she didn’t go

into teaching in the first place.
She no longer cares that Lauren and Toby

are setting fire to things with a magnifying
glass.
Simon is singing “Happy Birthday” to
himself while washing his hands, for the
twenty fifth time today.
Simon’s hands are red, scaly and slightly

sore.
He now understands why he never

bothered with hand washing before.
Hugo is on day 13 of self-isolation.
Fuck knows what he is doing.

Ellie and James have been happily married
for 5 years. Now they are working from
home together while self-isolating.
Ellie has never before noticed James’s

irritating tendency to click his tongue
while he is thinking.
James asks Ellie if she has to keep tutting

all the time.
Ellie googles “online divorce.”

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The ladybird

This popular Ladybird series of books now

Isn’t it just the flu?

Does owning 96 loo rolls really prevent it?

Did nobody wash their hands before this?

Cramming everyone into the carriages like

Tessa knows that this only really applies to

Everybody feels much safer now that the

Here, the yard is converting a frigate into

Tom is confident he will get a CBE for

She was very pleased to be called up to

Somehow her tasking doesn’t seem as

She is now comparing the intoxicating

Here, the Mayor is visiting one of them.

This is totally different from social

She posted this photo of them cooking on

Several hundred complete strangers have

Heather has deleted her Twitter account.

The bakery has just stocked up on

“I’ll take it all,” says Sophie.

Sophie thinks she’d better get some, as

“That’ll be £50,” says the shopkeeper.

She is now going to queue up for half an hour

Sophie doesn’t yet know that there is no

They are mainly looking through their

They are worried about running out of

Duncan isn’t sure his homebrewed

She knows that she has a vital role to

Here, she is busy reading about critical

“I wouldn’t be here if you lot had any

By the end of the week he will have given

Now he just needs to get home.

John has never been more glad that he

She has decided to deep clean the entire

The kitten is not impressed.

Heather remembers why she didn’t go

She no longer cares that Lauren and Toby

Simon’s hands are red, scaly and slightly

He now understands why he never

Fuck knows what he is doing.

Ellie has never before noticed James’s

James asks Ellie if she has to keep tutting

Ellie googles “online divorce.”

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