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(MY MISSION ON THIS PLANET SEFORE THEY
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BACK ACCROSS THE FLOOR, .
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WAS LEANING So FAR WHICH BESAN SUDING BACK ALONG THE
BACK ON HER ONE
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OVER THE GURL... SHE SANK TO HER ALMOST ON HER BEL, CLUTCHING THE
WINGOW S(LL AND BITING ON (T WITH

S5HE GIT DOWN HARD ON THE WINDOW SILL with

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HER BIG STRONG TEETH, ‘TIL SHE COULD TasTE THE
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SURE IF (TWAS REAL OR ne LONGER, So SHE LET GO AND SATUP ON
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Cait A SIGH OF SELF-PITY tHE GURL

PLUMPER DOWN on HER HEELS, RESTING
CHIM ON THE WINGOW site

ON HER HEELS
FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
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SESHE UAID tTHese FOR A LONG Te NOT

THINKING ANYTHING, JUST LOOKING OUT THE
WINDOW AT THE SKY.

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FEGLING VAGUELY DESPONDENT AND LONE- SUDDENLY REMEMBER -
THAT IT WAS AliMosT TIME FOR THE EVEN~
LY... GUILT FEELINGS A@OUT MASTURBATING ING NEWS SHOWS, AND STRODE OUT THE Door,
TO CREEP OVER HER,..SHE HAO A HEACING FOR "HE BATHROOM...
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WOULD GROW u uP ANO
PRACTICE A
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SELF- RESTRAINT! AREUNDRUNNING
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my way To SCHOOL SO ! nN BASTARDS// g
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 UNDERGROUND
COMIX CLASSIX

Big Ass Comics #2 Stories:

2- Because | Bring You The Truth
Published September 1971 3- Eggs Ackley in "Eggs Escapes”
(4th edition) 46-AGurl
22- Anal Antics
Rip Off Press 24- A Word To You Feminist Women
75¢ 25 - Sally Blubberbutt
28 pages
Printrun of ? copies
7" x 10 1/8"

Artists:
Robert Crumb 1-28