Sam & Max Freelance Police PDF
Sam & Max Freelance Police PDF
Sam & Max Freelance Police PDF
SAM & MAX FREELANCE POLICE 1992. Published by EPIC COMICS. OFFICE OF PUBLICATION: 387 PARK AVENUE SOUTH
NEW YORK. N.Y. 10016. Copyright ¢ 19 2 Steve Purcell, All rights reserved. Sam & Max Freelance Police (including all prominent
characters featured in this issue and the distinctive likenesses thereof) is a trademark of Steve Purcell. Price $2.25 per copy in the U.S.
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THE COMI (ONER.
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I'M DROOLING LIKEA
NORWEGIAN ELKHOUND.
THESE ARE DELICIOUS,
MAX. SO HOW DID YOU
HAPPEN To COME BY A
TWENTY YEAR OLO CRATE
OF VULCANIZEDSPACE
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OFFICIAL SNACK FOOD
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THINK THAT’SA
WORD, SAM.
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DIPPY BAG OFF
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EN?
I COULD NEVER
SAY THAT ABOUT AN
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THE RIDE WE NEEDED. CAN'T ORIVE
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HOME?
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OF THOSE.
POINTS OF LIGHT
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WON'T BE NEEDING
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HOLIDAY GOURD.
FIELDMOUSE IN
THE BROOM
CLOSET!
I'VE
BEEN EXPECTING
YO 1U, MEN OF
THE EARTH.
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MEN OF THE
EARTH. L
LIKE THAT.
YOUR ASSISTANCE
IS REQUIRED TORESOLVE
ACERTAIN--PEST PROBLEM
WHICH HAUNTS OUR
GLORIOUS CITY. THE
SITUATION IS GRAVE.
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A PEST PROBLEM?
ATOWNLOAD OF RATS
HAS A PEST PROBLEM,
SAM. THAT'S PRETTY
FUNNY. AND FROM A
FLYING HEAD. AMAZING.
JUST OUT
THE BACK DOOR.
GO THROUGH THE
JANITOR’S SUPPLY
ROOM AND TAKE
(2
THAT SOUNDS
\ FINE. AND JUST
AND 0O
HINK I COULT
A CLAW HAMi
THANKS. WE'LL SEE YOu TTT
WELL
FOR US WHEN WE RETURN KEEP AN EYEOUT
FROM OUR GRUELING FOR THE REST OF
ADVENTURE?
THIS WELL-
USED PORTAL
SEEMS TO BE WHERE
WE WANT TO BE. IT
LOOKS LIKE IT’S
RIGGED WITH AFORCE
FIELD THAT SEEMS
TOBE TURNED OFF
AT THE MOMENT.
THAT LOOKS
LIKE THE DARK
SIDE OF THE MOON
RIGHT OVER
HERE.
Ss Aww, WHAT
Y ARE WE AFRAID
OF? WHAT'S THE
WORST THINGA
BIG SLOW-MOVING,
STUPID, FIFTY-FOOT
STOMPING ON.
SQUISHING THE
LIFE OUTOF,
OlSEMBOWELING
WITH TERRIBLE
FORECLAWS.
THOSE ARE
VALID CONCERNS.
SAM. I GUESS
SCURRVING
PATHETICALLY AWAY
LIKE AN EARWIG IS
NOT SUCH AN
ALTOGETHER
UNMANLY
THING
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I'M INSIDE YOU, SAM. EVERY-
THING THAT MAKES ME AUNIQUE
INDIVIDUAL CEXCEPT FOR MY
BONES. SKIN AND ORGANS,
OF COURSE) IS NOW CONTAINED
WITHIN YOU. DID IMENTION THAT
IT'S KINDOF DARK AND CLAMMY IN
HERE ? YOU SHOULD THINK
ABOUT CHANGING YOUR DIET.
YEAH, THAT'S
GOOD. MAYBE I
COULD TRY SPITTING
OUT YOUR FIST.
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COULD HELP USOUT.
ANY Deas? A] NOUR PROMISE OF
AIDING US WITH OU!
ROACH PROBLEM.
IN YOU GO, LITTLE NO, SAM. YOU MUST BE
FELLA’. REMEMBER THINKING OF THE TIMES WE
WHEN I USED TO MADE HOMEMADE DONUTS.
BATHE YOU 45 A IN THE DEEP FRYER.
BABY?
YOu MUST
NOW APPLY THE
HELMET OF
SUPPLICANCE.
SHUT \
THE HELL UP,
SAMS THAT!
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MAX DOESNT eS
HE'S CONSIDEREDA
MINERAL.
ANY LUCK? I’M BEGINNING
TO FEEL LIKEMY SPARSELY
POPULATEDOLD SELF.
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GETTING CLOSE,
MAX.
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