Transhuman: A Transformers: Shattered Glass Story
Transhuman: A Transformers: Shattered Glass Story
Transhuman: A Transformers: Shattered Glass Story
Transhuman
A Transformers: Shattered Glass Story
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“Inverted vortex capacitor?”
“Inverted vortex capacitor operational!”
“Barium shield capacitors?”
“Barium shield capacitors operational!”
“Pipefor?”
“Pipefor… wait.” Starscream looked up and across the large, amphitheater-sized room to his assistant. “What’s a
pipefor?”
“For blowin’ exhaust, dude!”
Soundwave ducked immediately, just barely missing the wrench thrown at the back of his head. “Okay, okay, don’t get
all thrash on me, boss-dude. Everything on the checklist is double-checked. We’re ready to rock.”
Decepticons moved throughout the large hollow cavern deep within the volcano where the Nemesis had crashed so many
months ago, checking wiring and reinforcing support struts. Over the last several weeks, they had been busy with clearing
the plug at the top of the mountain, and assembling what they hoped would be their salvation–a stellar spanner; which would
enable near-instantaneous travel across the cosmos, and re-establish contact with their homeworld of Cybertron.
Starscream pressed his finger to the activation switch and flinched, expecting the console to explode for the fourth time
this week. To his delight, the console remained in one piece and the screen lit up into waves of static. “The stellar spanner’s
signal booster is working perfectly. We’ve established communication with Cybertron! Kaon, do you read?” Starscream’s
voice filled with hope. “Megatron?”
The white noise on the screen broke into multi-colored bands, coalescing into the visage of a blue-and-red robot.
“No, but I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to talk with you once he gets back from Helex!”
Soundwave jumped from his chair. “Heatwave, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! You’re still rollin’!”
Starscream’s face split into a grin. “This is wonderful! We thought we’d lost you to the Autobots’ own spanner experi-
ment!”
“Great to see you all again,” the face on the screen replied. “I’m not quite sure how it all worked out myself, but I’m
safe and sound... well, as much as I can be back here on Cybertron. What happened with the Autobot spanner? We’ve not
seen nor heard glass nor gears of Rodimus’s crew here, so unless Optimus got to them first...”
“The spanner was destroyed, thankfully. Regrettably, Rodimus is still at large.” Starscream tapped out a command
sequence on the control panel. “I’m transmitting the spanner specs we’ve been working from. If we can get two linked
spanner terminals, we can finally get this thing rolling.”
“The Constructicons have been glitching to work on a big project like this for a while. You’ve just made their solar
cycle.”
It had taken a little under a week before the Decepticons on Cybertron were ready to test out their own spanner. Megatron’s face
lit up the viewscreen.
“Everything seems to be functioning properly on this end. Scavenger assures me his team has accounted for all of the holes in
the stolen data. And we have a volunteer to come through the first beam from Cybertron. I believe we are ready.”
Three of the Decepticons’ human allies stood nearby, the eldest rubbing his hands together. “This is amazing,” Professor
Henri Arkeville grinned, watching the activity around him. “I mean, I worked on so much of this, but… to finally see it come to
fruition!”
Will and Rick, his two assistants, had video cameras at the ready to record the moment. But Rick seemed pensive. “Where’s
Sephie? I can’t believe she’d miss-”
“We are ready to activate the spanner!” Starscream called out. “Stations!”
“Everybody, after four!” Soundwave shouted as the Decepticons manned their posts. “FOUR!”
The spanner surged to life, first with a low hum and then with a thundering roar. The sky over the volcano opened and a bolt
of blue-white light surged down through the hole and into the metallic ring at the center of the cavern. Then everything stopped.
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The spanner gate opened, letting a gust of warm air with a metallic tinge sweep out. Of all the assembled robots and humans it was
Professor Arkeville who made the first gesture.
“Shockwave, on behalf of mankind and the Decepticon Earthforce, I welcome you to our world.”
Arkeville raised his metallic hand in greetings as a towering robot stepped out of the newly–built stellar spanner. The golden
visitor was less human in form than the other Decepticons; his head was elongated, his only facial feature a single crystal-blue
sensor-eye. His left arm–nearly as long as he was tall–ended in a multi-pronged cannon, where his right hand was an inhuman claw
partially covered by a large shield sporting a pair of blaster barrels. His angular form would have been terrifying to behold were it not
for his smooth, gentle movements. His slight hunch, sometimes using his cannon as a makeshift cane, made him appear wizened,
despite his shiny armor.
Behind him tottered a squat, human-sized drone. The orange-and-black machine’s movements were comical in comparison, as
its legs were each little more than a foot and ankle.
“Greetings, Professor Henri Arkeville of Earth.” Shockwave’s voice was raspy, yet friendly, with a trace of British enunciation.
“Megatron has seen fit to appoint me as Ambassador to the people of Earth. This is my aide, Fistfight.” The little drone replied with
a series of electronic twitters.
“Shockwave? Never thought I’d be glad to see what passes for your face.” The voice belonged to Cliffjumper, the bizarre heroic
Autobot from another dimension that served as Starscream’s right-hand ‘Con.
“Nor I yours,” Shockwave chuckled, his eye blinking in time with the sound of his voice. “I have many questions of theological
importance for you, my enlightened colleague. I do wish to learn more about this creator Primus of which you have spoken.”
Cliffjumper paused and replayed the statement in his head. There was no irony or sarcasm to be found in it, which was what
he usually got whenever anybody mentioned Primus. Cliffjumper knew the existence of Primus to be irrefutable fact; faith wasn’t
necessary when your own creator manifested itself in front of you to battle a rampaging, planet-eating dark force of ultimate
destruction. Despite his spark-felt personal experience the beings of this universe treated such tales with, at best, a sense of amused
curiosity.
The outright mockery had long since stopped among the Decepticons. A few dented fenders had seen to that.
“Say what?”
“I assure you, I am in earnest. This entity would seem to bring a beacon of light and hope to our beleaguered world, and I believe
you to be its avatar.”
“… You’re serious, aren’t you?”
“I do not joke.”
Cliffjumper shrugged. “I guess some things never change, no matter what universe you’re in.”
Shockwave didn’t seem to react to that. “In the meantime, there is much to be done. Megatron has authorized one half of
Earthforce to return to Cybertron, to be refreshed by reinforcements from Cybertron.”
The approving murmurs and cheers of satisfaction among the gathered Decepticons were broken by Soundwave’s familiar
voice. “You heard the ‘Con, let’s fire up the Spanner.”
It took minutes for Starscream to hand-pick the contingent that would return to Cybertron. The battle-weary Decepticons
gathered in the spanner’s ring. All of them looked around with nervous anticipation. Few of them trusted the spanner, but a trip home
was worth the risk.
Starscream and Soundwave resumed their posts and began the warm-up sequence for the galaxy-spanning device. The assem-
bled machines and men looked on in anticipation as the low whine of the spanner’s engines grew into a thunderous roar. The sky
cracked, light flashed, and the air was filled with a single sound.
‘pifft’
The sound of failing breakers accompanied the base-wide blackout. From within the spanner, a half-dozen mechanical voices
let out a simultaneous disappointed groan.
“You dudes all still in there?”
“Yes.”
“We’ll get you out… as soon as we get power to the door.”
“Power surge—seems like it’s always happening,” Starscream grumbled. “Probably wiped the transmit logs; we’ll have to start
calibration over from scratch. Looks like reinforcements will have to wait until we get all the kinks ironed out.”
“I would help, but my specialty is interpersonal relations, not science.” Shockwave shrugged. “Fistfight knows pi to a few
million digits, if that helps.”
Starscream chuckled. “We’ve got it covered, thank you. But it may take a few days.”
“Patience is a virtue, after all. We will survive.”
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“You missed it! This big one-eyed Cybertronian Ambassador guy came right through the spanner! And then they said
half the Decepticons could go home, and then ‘boom!’ the spanner just conked out and blacked out the whole base!”
“Sounds awesome.”
Rick was more enthusiastic than normal. Despite this, Sephie barely looked up from her PDA. He noted for a brief
moment how frustrating yet appealing that was and then leaned down, trying to lock his gaze with hers through the narrow
gap between her dangling bangs and low-slung glasses.
“Why did you miss it?” Rick paused. “You never miss a big tech demo.”
“Well, it was supposed to be a surprise but…” Sephie’s restrained demeanor gave way to raw excitement. “I just got
off the phone with R. J. Blackrock, I’ve got a job in his R&D department! My graduate thesis on Cybertronian actuator
mechanisms did it.”
“Whoah, whoah, whoah… Blackrock? The oil company? Out in Maine? I thought the Professor had lined you up with
a job working for Mr. Babel.”
“I know but… I did this myself.”
“Sephie, you’ll, uh… be across the country.”
“Oh, c’mon, I won’t forget you guys. And we’re best friends with several hypersonic jets… it’s not like visiting will be
an issue.”
“But I…”
“What?”
“Nothing, it’s not important.” Rick smiled awkwardly. “Awesome news. Just, yeah… awesome!”
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living bulwark against Autobot aggression directed at the humans. Once or twice she had turned to see him bludgeon Big
Daddy with his cannon-arm to keep the Autobot at bay. Otherwise, his actions were entirely defensive.
The procession of human escapees led down a series of metal staircases to the mooring dock where Blackrock’s yacht,
their means of arrival, remained. Of the human guests only one lingered behind, a stocky, older gentleman wearing a white
suit. “Senator Shore! You have to get out of here!”
“Blast it all, I won’t have it!” The senator turned, staring at her with one eye, his lack of the other obscured by his white,
silken eyepatch. “Letting metal monsters run roughshod over us… driving us into an enclosed space! That’s not how we
won the war! We stood and fought!”
“In the war you had weapons! And you’re not…” She paused, realization dawning quickly. “Enclosed spaces… Get
away from the boat!”
Blackrock turned from his position mere meters from the boarding plank. The crowd paused, their attention drawn back
to the strange girl shouting down at them. “What? But it’s the only way out!”
“Get back inside the rig! The Autobots have a hovercraft! And he wasn’t up there, which means he’s down here! It’s a
trap!”
Blackrock turned just in time to see a massive, clamp-like claw slice through the hull of his vessel from below. Metal
tore and the sea frothed as a horrifying metal creature ripped the vessel asunder, sending the few deckhands already aboard
toppling into the sea.
“Quickly! Up the stairs, we’ll take shelter inside!”
Seaspray watched the crowd scramble back up the stairs as he crawled up the side of the sinking yacht. He had relished
Rodimus’s idea of using a boatload of hostages to force cooperation from the humans and their Decepticon allies. But that
plan was ruined now. Even the deckhands had managed to escape onto the rig as he pulled himself onto the deck.
One human in the crowd caught his optic as she waved her fellow humans back into the rig; a slender, black-haired
female.
The Decepticons’ pet.
Oh, this would be just as good.
A missile snapped down over Seaspray’s shoulder. Sephie didn’t even hear the sound of the rocket engine firing up. She
just turned and saw the plume of flame and white smoke roaring towards her.
And then the whole world was flame rushing past metal.
The heat was unbearable. Sephie could smell the cotton of her new suit smolder. Through her closed eyelids she could
see the flashes of orange and red from the flames. She could feel the heat on her sides and the warm metal that cradled her
curled-up form. She could taste the soot in the air mixed with the flecks of her own dried blood on her lips.
What stood out the most was what she could hear. She heard the roar of flames and the boom of the explosion. She heard
the scream of metal tearing apart.
Through it all she could hear a voice boom from above. A pained, metallic voice that whispered, “I have you, my child.
Do not be afraid.”
“Shockwave!”
Shockwave rolled over onto his side. He slowly opened his good hand, revealing a singed but still breathing Sephie.
Sephie’s ears rang and the harsh sunlight blinded her. A horrible sound—somewhere between a groan and a gurgle—
forced her gaze to turn. Seaspray staggered backwards, a smoking hole in his chest. He gave Shockwave a glare before
toppling over into the sea.
She felt a pair of arms wrap around her, the smooth faux-leather of the sleeves letting her know it was Rick. She couldn’t
hear what he was saying, but she could feel him shaking with fear and relief. Her eyes focused over his shoulder, past the
running medics and the lapping flames of still-burning debris. She locked gazes with the immense golden cyclops that took
the missile meant for her.
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“Shockwave is stable.” Crasher’s voice was a solemn whisper that still managed to boom through the otherwise dead-
silent meeting room. “Hook, Scrapper and Scavenger are standing by to come through the stellar spanner with fresh medical
supplies and a pack of fresh Diagnostic Drones, just as soon as we get it back up and working.”
“He’ll live, but we don’t know how bad the damage is.” Starscream shook his head. Without warning he slammed his
fist into the concrete wall of the Earthforce base. “Scrap it all! I wasn’t fast enough! This never would have happened if
Megatron were here!”
“It could be a lot worse,” Sideswipe interjected. “If Shockwave didn’t carry so much of his alt-mode on his back, it
could have extinguished his ember.”
“I never even met him before today…”
The whole room fell silent as every eye, human and Cybertronian, fell on Sephie. She hadn’t said anything since the
battle.
“Sephie… This isn’t your fault.” Rick put his hand on her shoulder.
“He just leapt in. He knew it could kill him and he leapt in to save me.” She looked up, tears welling in the corners of
her eyes. “One out of three billion humans and he sacrifices-“
“He’ll be okay, Sephie! He’s a robot!” Rick looked up imploringly at the Decepticons. “He can be fixed, right guys?”
The few seconds of silence were unbearable.
Sephie wasn’t sure why she’d agreed to this. Her anonymous online contact had been pressing for a meeting for weeks
but she kept putting him off. For all the information he had on Cybertronian science and physiology, he could still be a creep
or one of President Colton’s Greenshirts. Neither prospect was appealing.
She’d finally relented, agreeing to meet him in an abandoned automotive plant just outside of Tucson. Shockwave’s
sacrifice had made her bold or possibly desperate. So she had walked, alone, into a completely dark warehouse building
piled with rusted machinery that could hide almost anything.
On the other hand, she was also no idiot, which was why her hands were in her coat pockets, one gripping a can of
pepper spray, the other a taser.
“Stormbringer99?”
“Here.”
Something large moved in the shadows.
There was no noise, no footfalls, as the thing had no feet. Its lower body tapered to a point, the entire assembly hovering
silently in the air, a pair of dimly-glowing generators of some form seemingly keeping it aloft. Massive forearms, supported
by thin biceps that didn’t look like they could possibly hold the weight, each ended in three wicked claws. Its face looked
something like a fighter pilot’s breathing mask, a pair of amber optics glowing from within a helmet adorned with a pair of
sharp-looking fins. The entire machine was nearly midnight-blue, with bright yellow stripes on the blades and fins that gave
it a jagged profile.
Pepper spray was out of the question.
“Oh, crap.”
The machine regarded her for a moment, hovering motionlessly. “I am Stormbringer99. I am Jetstorm.”
“You’re Cybertronian!”
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“Observant.”
Sephie tilted her head, looking the machine over. It didn’t seem
outwardly hostile, but it certainly wasn’t making any effort to be friendly.
“So what are you, an Autobot? Decepticon?”
“Neither. I arrived long ago. I have been… watching.”
“Watching who?”
“Humankind. You.”
“Huh. You talk exactly like you type.”
“I do not type.”
“… Of course not. Silly me. So… what do you want? I assume it’s not
a date… but I bet you could get any table in the city.”
“Your species is in peril. I shall lend aid. The Cybertronian civil war
will destroy humanity. You will be helpless to do anything but watch. This
cannot be permitted.”
“But why me? Why not talk to the President or somebody?”
“You have understanding. Vision.” He extended his right claw. Dangling
from its tip was a shimmering net of golden ribbon. “A gift.”
“What is it?”
“Power.”
She raised an eyebrow, looking into its unblinking optics. “What do
you want in return?”
“Nothing.”
“Horsehockey. There’s a catch.”
“Technically correct. I want you to use this to save your species.
Nothing more.”
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“Hey. I know you,” Butch spat. “You’re that goth chick that hangs out with the Decepticons.”
“Butch, your temperature’s going up. You want a new friend? I don’t see its car… it’s a stray! We can take it home and
you can play together.”
“Gah! Shut up, Tailgate!”
Sephie sniffed. “Not if you were the last boy on Earth, Cybertron, and all points in-between. Let’s skip to the chase.
What do you think you’re up to, Butch?”
“Revenge, babe. These losers used to laugh at me…but I’ve got the giant robot, and now I’m the one that’s laughing!”
“Someone’s going to stop you, though.”
“I don’t see your Decepticon buddies, babe.”
“I don’t need any help. Humanity is stepping up.” She raised her hand and extended it towards Tailgate’s aquamarine-
and-yellow form. Slowly her hair rose, as though defying gravity, and she closed her eyes, concentrating on the robot before
her.
“Aw, it wants to-”
A bolt of golden energy leapt from Sephie’s fingers, striking Tailgate dead-center in the chest. He staggered backward,
forcing Butch to scramble for purchase on his shoulder.
“Ow! It stung me!” Tailgate snarled. “Bad human! I’m going to have to put you down!”
“I would love to see you try.”
I would love to not feel like my stomach’s about to drop out of my butt, Sephie thought to herself as the Autobot stepped
forward. Well, here goes. I got it mad… now let’s hope this really works.
And then, all doubt was gone as she felt the power flow through her body. The first blast had given Sephie a feel for what
the suit could do. It was as though it were alive, guiding her at the speed of thought as she leapt out of the way of Tailgate’s
giant metal foot. She had only to will it and another arc of lightning lashed out to strike the Autobot in the knee, rendering
his leg numb and clumsy.
“Bring it.”
Tailgate took an uneasy step toward Sephie before losing his footing. Sephie leapt backwards as the massive robot
tumbled down onto his hands and knees with an immense crash, Butch clinging to his helmet to keep from spilling on the
ground. But her sense of accomplishment was short-lived. Tailgate’s fall had been genuine, but it closed the gap between
himself and his human foe rapidly. Before Sephie could sprint out of the way he braced himself on his left hand and lashed
out with his right, plucking her off the ground in one smooth motion.
“Look! It’s got Cybertronian tech!” Tailgate chuckled as he regained his unsteady footing. “Isn’t that cute… but it’s
WRONG!”
Sephie wriggled in his grasp, and the Autobot responded by tightening it. She howled, light flaring from her metallic
undersuit. Butch leaned in closer to Tailgate’s head. “Uh, dude, what are you doing to her?”
“Draining her tech’s power with my magnets. Neutering helps ease a bad temper in some cases.”
“You know, you really have no clue how humans w-”
A lurch cut him off. “What’s wrong?”
Tailgate’s face was frozen in shock, save for the occasional involuntary twitch. “By the spires…”
Butch turned to look at Sephie. Light was almost pouring off her now. Her eyes glowed gold.
“What the…”
The next thing he knew, he was face down in the dirt. Picking himself up, he saw Tailgate struggle to pry himself from
the hole he’d punched through the school’s main building, a deep trench gouged out of the yard from his flight.
Butch’s hair stood on-end; the air was charged with electricity. He turned slowly, gazing up at Sephie.
Her track suit was torn in several places, and slightly on fire in others. The holes revealed a glowing web of golden light
that covered most of her skin. Raven hair floated and waved as if underwater, electric sparks dancing among her locks. She
smiled almost serenely as she examined her hand with glowing eyes.
“Interesting. Ferro-cobalt magnets coupled with an electron siphon to capture metal opponents and drain their energy
reserves with a single beam. Vampiric, but very useful.” She turned to the Autobot as he got to his feet. “I bet you get
amazing gas mileage.”
Tailgate’s roaring charge was cut off by a curling beam from Sephie’s hand, wrapping around his body. He screamed as
smoke started to seep from his joints.
“Very useful indeed.”
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Her other arm flung out, her golden eyes glaring at Butch. “You! Stop staring at me like that!” The boy scrambled back-
wards like a crab as the electric bolt struck less than a foot from a very painful point on his body.
But Sephie’s attention was no longer on Butch, or Tailgate. She stared transfixed at her own hand. The web of lights
were shifting on their own, twisting and bulging as they shone brighter. The beam holding Tailgate in place vanished, and
the Autobot slumped to the ground.
“Wha… what’s going…”
The courtyard lit up in a flash, forcing the onlookers to shield their eyes.
Butch was the first to regain consciousness.
The ground where Sephie had stood was scorched in a radiating pattern that stretched out six feet in every direction.
The air was thick with the stink of ozone. The students furthest away had merely been temporarily blinded. Others were
stunned or knocked unconscious by the blast. Tailgate, for all his size and power, had absorbed the brunt of the blast and lay,
immobile, on the ground a few feet from the blast zone.
Butch turned slowly, following the smoking trail to where Sephie lay prone, against the crumpled side of a formerly very
expensive car. Whatever she’d done, it was over. She wasn’t moving. He wondered if she was just knocked out or…
The sudden dry gasp of breath answered his silent question. Her right hand twitched and jerked unnaturally, bolts of
electricity surging across the shattered remains of her exoshell.
“Tailgate, we gotta move, man… before she gets back up!” Butch hissed, unwilling to draw her attention by
shouting.
“hnnnugle… summun…call S’ciety… f’r Pr’vntion… of Cruelty t’… Autobots…”
“Funny. Come on, let’s go!”
With a groan, Tailgate shifted into vehicle mode, Butch leaping into the driver’s seat through a busted window.
Coughing smoke from his tailpipe, the Autobot rattled into gear and peeled out as fast as possible.
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“But…”
Several students ran after her as she tore barefoot across the parking lot. Reaching the car at the streetside, she didn’t
even bother with the door, but dove through the open window. “Thanks for everything, really, but I gotta go!” She hit
the gas, praying she wouldn’t get pulled over, and thankful she’d had the forethought to leave her wallet and keys in the
glovebox.
“Wait!” Lisa yelled as Sephie peeled out. “What’s your superhero name?”
“I haven’t thought about it yet!”
The school’s quarterback quietly stepped up behind Lisa. “Hey… you think we’re ever gonna get our jackets
back?”
Lisa watched the car without a word as it disappeared into the distance. For the first time in her life, the gears in Lisa
Presser’s head were really turning.
“Just, you know, that’s my letter jacket…”
One lone human took on a killer robot from space and basically won. And a girl at that. A pale, kind of skinny girl.
Sure, she had some super-sciencey stuff, but…
“I mean, it cost me-”
“Oh shut up.”
Well, there was those two loser computer nerds in the back of her English class....
The drive home had been frenzied. She had grabbed random clothes from her dresser without her usual ritual of
picking just the right combination of skulls and indie bands. All that seemed pretty irrelevant now. She had managed to
peel most of the material off, but scraps still clung, sparking randomly and making her muscles twitch disturbingly. The
rush of adrenaline had only abated slightly on the way to Jetstorm’s hiding place.
“Jetstorm! It went wrong!” Sephie shouted through the pain, into the darkness. “You said I could control it!”
Just as before, Jetstorm melted noiselessly from the shadows.
“My error. Biological systems incompatible with our technology. Neural interface will not function properly.”
“Please! I nearly beat one of them! It was amazing!” She wiped a stray lock that had fallen into her eyes as she ranted.
“Okay, sure, I nearly flash-fried myself and lost a bit of modesty in the process, but I know I can do this! I know what it
feels like to be one of you!”
“Doubtful.”
Sephie reached into her knapsack and withdrew a stack of papers and disks. “I have Professor Arkeville’s cybernetics
research. I have medical supplies from the Nemesis, I have a supply of energon… I can improve the process, but I need
more… more information! I need equipment!”
“Cybernetics. You do not seek replacement. You seek… upgrades.”
“Yes! None of this foil bikini crap! I want the real thing!”
“You require assistance.”
“With what I’m thinking about? Yes!”
“Understood. Will assist.”
“YES!”
“Understand. Procedure requires… sacrifice.”
“Yes, yes and yes!”
“Brace yourself. Pain… inevitable.”
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“Guys, I have an announcement to make.”
Sephie stood at the doorway to Professor Arkeville’s lab. It was midday now; Rick and Will were at their usual task of
struggling to make sense of the chaotic jumble that passed for the Professor’s filing system. Rick turned faster than Will and
stopped cold. Instead of her normal indie-hipster threads, Sephie was wearing a taupe trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat that
covered her up almost entirely.
“Um… interesting fashion choice, Sephie.” Rick replied, giving her a confused once-over. “I know retro is in, but… are
those new boots? Since when did you do gold?”
Sephie looked down. She’d forgotten about her boots. She shrugged and let the coat drop.
It took several moments for either boy to find their voice.
“Wh… ha… whu… wh-what did you do to yourself?” Rick exclaimed.
The greater portion of Sephie’s skin was covered–or replaced, it was difficult to tell which–by a highly polished gold-
and-navy colored metal. Subtle hinges and joints formed at her elbows, hips and knees. While her right hand was still quite
human, her left was bulkier, replaced with a metal frame of interlocking plates and pistons. The metallic skin revealed
normal human flesh around the neck and face, with the occasional uncovered scrap peeking through.
“I upgraded myself.” Her voice, despite all the changes to her body, was still fully human.
“Upgraded?!”
“With human and Cybertronian tech.”
Will still stared, gape-mouthed and silent, as Rick sputtered. “We… we have to separate you… get you back to
normal!”
“Even if it were possible… why?” Sephie flicked out her hand, light glinting off her fingers. “I’m stronger now. Smarter.
More powerful.”
“Less human.”
Sephie paused, a look of mild hurt on her face. “Not at all… I could have easily shut off my emotions, regulated them,
but I didn’t. This isn’t some science fiction movie… I’m not a monster, any more than wearing glasses or getting an artificial
heart makes you a monster.”
“But you’re part machine.”
“So is the Professor, and that doesn’t seem to bother you,” she replied matter-of-factly. “The only difference is, I choose
to be.” Sephie smiled and admired the glimmer of light across her golden hand. “I’m a literal self-made woman… and best
of all, I’m not helpless anymore.”
“What about love?”
“Rick, why in the world would you think that I would take that out… and why is it such a big deal to you–” Sephie
froze. “Oh.”
Rick kept silent, but the flush on his cheeks spoke volumes.
“Oh Rick… I’m flattered, really… I mean, your elevated heart rate and body temperature alone means that this…” She
gestured to herself. “Doesn’t make much difference for you.”
“Dude… She’s half robot.”
“Shut up, Will.”
“Rick, I’m… I’m still not perfect.” She smiled as comfortingly as she could manage. “I don’t know how to handle these
sorts of things. You’re a lot younger and-”
“It’s okay,” Rick said. “You don’t have to.”
“There isn’t time, Rick.” Sephie drew herself up again. “Everything else aside… I have important things to do and there
just isn’t time.”
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R. J. Blackrock stood at the edge of Arizona Bay, staring into the ocean. He could see the bone-white forms that jutted
out of the sea for miles, dotting the view here and there like tiny rocks in a tide pool. Most that remained were made of stone,
but they were not rocks in the traditional sense. The few buildings that survived the cataclysmic sinking of California now
dotted the sea floor and, in a few places, jutted above the ocean at low tide. Everything along the San Andreas Fault was
abandoned, both on land and in the sea.
Thanks to the efforts of men, monsters and nature itself, Arizona Bay was foreboding, forbidden and fortified. The
Autobot base rumored to be beneath the waves could not have been in a better location. Even if one was brave enough to
breach the quarantine zone along the fault, it had to be by land, as the sunken cities made large scale ocean travel—and
ocean warfare—impossible.
“Pitch another one in.”
Blackrock watched as his assistants lugged another weighted oil drum to the water’s edge and hurled it in. The slope of
the rocky beach was sharp, and the drum rolled underwater along the incline until it fell out of sight.
The tracking beacon on the drum fed its location back to Blackrock’s laptop computer. The drum, weighted as it was,
was rising back along the incline.
“Finally.” Blackrock turned to his men. “Head back to the perimeter, I want to make a good impression.”
When the drum came back into view it was clutched in the hand of a towering black-and-purple humanoid figure. Indigo
flames decorated its chest, leading Blackrock’s attention to its shockingly human face, complete with moustache and goatee.
The arm that did not grasp the barrel ended in a gleaming buzzsaw.
“This youse garbage?” the creature spoke, paying no attention to the seawater that gushed out of its joints.
“Rodimus Prime, I presume.”
“Youse is right, and yeah, you do.”
“I am R. J. Blackrock, owner and CEO of Blackrock Petroleum and Energy Concern. You raided my energy station.”
“An’ so’s youse lookin’ for payback. I knows the score.” The black machine chuckled darkly. “You done bit off more
than youse can chew.”
Three more creatures of similar stature waded out of the sea, taking up positions behind their leader.
The human looked impressed, but didn’t show any signs of fear or awe. “Ah, and these would be Goldbug, Side Burn,
and I believe… Beachcomber? I’ve done my homework on you all. I do this with every potential business partner.”
Rodimus’s bark of laughter echoed through the bay. “Oh, this is rich!”
“The canisters are simply a courtesy gift. Processed petroleum. I don’t know how you like it, so I went with a standard
premium unleaded. If you prefer additives to reduce emissions or clean engines, we can add those as well.”
“The fleshling seeks to bribe you, Rodimus Prime.” Goldbug’s voice came as a hiss, partially muffled by the saltwater
that still flowed off his form.
“Yeah, thanks for the reminder of why youse is second in command,” Rodimus snapped, dropping the barrel unceremo-
niously to the ground. “Five barrels o’ oil. Sorry chief, but protection don’t come that cheap.”
“I assumed as much, mighty Prime.” Blackrock bowed slightly. “But that’s not why I’m here. I want to know how much
weapons would cost.”
“Weapons?” Rodimus laughed. “Look at the sprockets on this guy, eh?”
“I can solve your fuel problems completely,” the human smiled. “More gasoline, ethanol, diesel, take your pick, than
you could ever eat, drink, whatever you do with it. Even some of our new hydrogen fuel cells. And all I want is protection
and technology.”
“Arrogant! Foolish! Ridiculous! Why shouldn’t we simply take your fuel, human, along with your life?” Goldbug took
three steps forward and rose to his full height, showering droplets of oil-tinged seawater down on the industrialist. “Grant
me the pleasure of his execution, Rodimus Prime! I tire of these fleshlings’ inconsiderate natures! Especially with the
frequency they’ve been attacking our troops!”
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“My troops.”
“Your troops. Regardless, they should know their place in the natural order!”
“Shift down a gear, Goldbug,” Side Burn rumbled. “You underestimate humans and their usefulness.”
“Burn’s right,” Rodimus snickered. “Remember what our, ahem, advisors, have said? This kinda arrangement is low-
risk and ongoing. Ya ice the little fleshlings, and next thing you know, you yourself is diggin’ fuel out of the ground like
some common service drone.”
“Does that mean you are interested?”
Rodimus gave him a long stare, lips curling into a smile. “Start your pitch, Mister Blackrock.”
Sephie was once again wearing the coat and hat as she walked into the planning room. Starscream and Soundwave were
on monitor duty, just as she had planned. She cleared her throat, but Starscream spoke before she could.
“Sephie… you have something to say?” Starscream’s gaze was stern, disapproving and almost parental to Sephie’s eyes.
Still, she took off the coat and hat, revealing her new self to the two Cybertronians.
“The Professor told you, didn’t he?”
“Yes. He did.” Starscream’s expression shifted from one of disapproval to one of concern. “Sephie, why did you
mutilate yourself?”
“It’s not… it’s… it’s an improvement!”
“You cut away healthy tissue to experiment with grafting technology–stolen technology, by the way–to your body.”
Behind him, unseen, Soundwave rubbed his forehead. “I stand behind my assessment.” Soundwave cradled his head in his
hands, shaking it slowly.
“I… I did it so no one would have to take a missile for me again,” she snapped. “So I wouldn’t need protecting, so I
could help for real.”
“Clearly you do need protecting, and not just from the Autobots…but from yourself.” Soundwave turned and raised
a finger to interrupt, but Starscream’s pause was too brief. “You have no idea what that technology will do to your body
or mind. You may have just shortened your life by decades. One blown neuro-circuit and you could experience forms of
insanity unknown to your species or my own.” Soundwave threw up his hands in frustration as Starscream continued. “All
because you didn’t think to consult anyone before you started playing around with your own biology. Even if by some
miracle it works, you aren’t a soldier and the Autobots are. You aren’t thinking clearly and you’re certainly not going into
battle. Perhaps we should schedule some sessions with Bombshell and get to the root of why you did this.”
“But you haven’t even seen what I can do! You don’t know any of that!”
“Sephie, dudette, please, we’re not the bad guys here,” Soundwave slid forward before Starscream could respond.
“Look, Screamer knows science in a big way, and if he’s worried about what’s goin’ on, then there’s something to be worried
about. We’re both worried.” Soundwave’s voice was softer than usual. “We’re only concerned about your health.”
“You’re confined to quarters until Professor Arkeville and I can find a way of safely de-weaponizing your implants. We
may be able to modify them to appear normal, or at least like normal prosthetics, and give you a chance at a normal life.”
“Boguuuuuus,” Soundwave sighed, drawing the hanging ends of his bandanna over his visor.
“Fine!” Sephie stormed out of the room and slammed her fist into the door controls as she stomped past. Her muffled
shout made it through the door. “Be that way! You’re just… you’re a JERK!”
There was a long silence.
“That went poorly, didn’t it?”
“Dude, you know science in a big way, but maybe I should, like, send Ravage to talk to her?” Soundwave scratched the
back of his head. “Cuz, like, no offense, Screamer-dude, but he knows people in a big way.”
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Sephie stared at the wall of her room in the Decepticon base. The unfairness of Starscream’s reaction stung more than any
surgery ever could have.
The ring of her oPhone roused her from her thoughts. Reflexively she reached for a phone that wasn’t there. She caught
herself as the number flashed before her vision. Recognizing the number, she tapped the metal covering her temple. “Mister
Blackrock? I’m sorry I’m not at work, but I had to take medical leave after the attack and…”
“It’s not that, Sephie!” His voice sounded hushed and worried. “It’s the Autobots. They’re offering to back off if we reac-
tivate the pipelines along Arizona Bay so they can refuel whenever they need to.”
Sephie groaned. One of the Decepticons’ biggest advantages was that they had a small but steady supply of energon, having
outfitted their base with a vast array of solar collectors, wind turbines and a hydroelectric generator in a nearby river, plus as
many energy-saving measures as they scrape up. Meanwhile, the Autobots were making do with pilfered fuel, meaning their
operations had to be small, often underpowered teams.
A steady supply of petroleum would change that, and quick.
“Mister Blackrock, you can’t deal with them! They’ll betray you!”
“I know! But there were four of them, they forced me to say yes, but…”
“But what?”
“The main pipe station leading toward old San Diego, I told them it would be a perfect fuel depot. It’s inside the quarantine
zone, too close to the bay for the government to risk a tactical nuclear strike. But it’s the perfect place for an ambush.”
“You want me to tell the Decepticons?”
“Yes! The Autobots want me there to discuss terms at noon tomorrow. Please, Sephie, you’re the only one I can count on
here!”
She bit her lip. “I can’t promise anything… but I’ll try.”
“Thank you. You have no idea what this could mean.”
Sephie tapped her temple again, disconnecting the call. This all felt wrong somehow, but she couldn’t put her finger on
why. Why did he come to her with this? She barely knew her employer as anything but a big face everyone obeyed, but he
seemed to know a lot about her, and certainly her connection to the Decepticons.
Then again, maybe that was it. He could communicate with her secretly. How else would he contact the Decepticons
without tipping off the Autobots?
But still. After what she just went through… she had something to prove to the Decepticons, Autobots, and even her
friends. And she knew how to do it.
She’d need just a little more power first.
By the time Ravage had been sent to talk to Sephie, she was gone. Only a note, burned into the wall, was left behind,
saying, “Gone to stop the Autobots. Tell you when and how later.”
“We have to do something!”
“You’re right, of course, Rick.” Starscream paused, looking at the assembled Decepticons and humans. “Sephie is intel-
ligent, but this is beyond what could reasonably be expected of her. And even if she did design these upgrades herself, she
couldn’t have self-installed them. We need to find out how she did this.”
“You mean we need to stop her before she gets herself hurt!”
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“Of course, that goes without saying.”
“What’s the big deal?” Demolishor snorted as he cleaned a barrel-shaped finger. “It’s ‘bout time the humans fought back
hard. More scrapped Autobots? Fine by me.”
“Wrong,” Cliffjumper snarled. “We have to stop her. I’ve seen this before, on my world. That kind of cybernetic enhance-
ment turned a normal human girl into a mechacidal maniac who went after both sides. We gotta stick her in cryo now and work
on a cure later.”
“Yeah, we all know about your nutball backwards universe, Cliffjumper!” Rick shouted, spinning on the robot, face flushed.
“It doesn’t matter what happened there because nothing happens the same way here! You go on and on about it like it’s relevant
here but it isn’t, so sit down and shut up!”
The Autobot glared at the trembling human as dozens of rebuttals piled up unspoken. He knew to his spark that it didn’t
matter how many details were different, the story of this universe was the same as the one he’d come from. With everything
he’d learned of this universe’s history up to this moment, he found the big things lined up the same. Ever since he’d found out
Sephie’s full name, he’d been hoping this twisted funhouse of a universe would jump the rails… but no, it was right on track.
And it was nakedly apparent Rick was being blinded by emotion; the Decepticons may have been largely ignorant to it,
having only met humans recently, but Cliffjumper had a few decades of time on Earth prior, had seen first-hand how the males
and females reacted to each other, and how glitch-ridden their thought processes became when they interacted.
But one thing he’d learned, and it had taken him a long time to do, was that there were times you just didn’t fight back.
Rick paused, staring at the larger robot, waiting for an objection or response. When none came he spoke quickly and firmly.
“That’s it, I’m going after her.” Rick’s brave statement had a twinge of determined fear in its tone as he stormed towards the
door. “She might listen to me.”
The sound of sneakers squealing filled the room as Will, gripping his best friend’s arm and tugging, was dragged effort-
lessly across the steel floor. “Rick, you moron. She’s a super-powered… whatever! And she’s out hunting Autobots. You’ll get
smashed flat in the crossfire!”
Rick only stopped when Cliffjumper stepped in his path.
“You can’t stop me! You can’t hold me here… you don’t have the right!”
“Actually, I do, and I also got the might to do it. But I ain’t. I just want you to stop and think first. Will’s right, you’re gonna
get smeared. Unless you got firepower like we do.”
Arkeville was the first to find his voice. “Cliffjumper, are you suggesting we put him through cyborging surgery? Because
if you are-”
“NO. I’m not. I ever tell you guys about the Nebulans? Human-like aliens who bonded themselves to Cybertronians in
different ways. Many went through it to protect family and friends from the Decepticons… and now those who are still around
are no longer welcome on their own homeworld.” He gave Rick only the briefest of glances before turning to Starscream. “I
don’t think Sephie’s gonna listen to any of us-” He waved his arms at the gathered Decepticons. “-but she might listen to one
of the humans. I don’t know what her sensor net is like, and if she catches us nearby, she may bolt. The humans are our only
hope… but we need them to be safe. What if we made him a suit? Armor? Something. Not cyborg-stuff, just… some protec-
tion.”
“We couldn’t possibly design this kind of tech from the ground up in time. We’d need a base form to work from.” Starscream
shook his head. “It’s impossible!”
A series of loud mechanical squawks erupted from the back of the crowd. Fistfight tottered forward on his short legs and
gestured towards the scavenged reformatting equipment the Decepticons had rebuilt within their makeshift lair.
Soundwave tilted his head. “Dudes… I think Fistfight is volunteering.”
“Excuse me?” Starscream replied.
Another series of electronic beeps followed.
“Little dude says Shockwave’d want to protect the humans any way he could…”
“Fistfight does have a simple internal structure,” Starscream mused reluctantly, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
“Retrofitting him to accommodate Rick as an exostructure would be… faster. He won’t quite be up to full Cybertronian
Micromaster level capability, but… it should be enough to protect him.”
“Fine,” Rick sighed. “Let’s do this. Every minute she’s out there…”
Starscream nodded. “Soundwave, patch me through to everyone… thank you. Attention, all Decepticons. We need every
capable unit on active search duty for Sephie, and to be ready to tackle the Autobots at the old San Diego pipeline. If you spot
Sephie, do not engage. Repeat, do not engage. Alert Soundwave and we’ll get Rick or the Professor there as fast as possible.”
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Sephie stood atop the fallen Autobot’s chest. She touched her foe with her metallic hand, releasing an involuntary gasp
as the smooth golden metal meshed to Groove’s black-and-white body, finding a lump of neural-circuitry buried deep within.
Synapses fired, circuits met, and the whole of her enemy’s being opened up before her.
She understood. The patterns of ember and circuit, merging in the most unique of the robot’s components: a chip, buried
behind his ember. This was the source of Groove’s power. The twin-barreled cannon was but a focusing mechanism.
She pulled back her hand and remembered the patterns. Sickly green energy danced between her fingers.
“Vhat ze scrap are you?”
She turned to Elita-One, who stared at her in horrified confusion. Sephie had happened upon the pair raiding a skyscraper
building site for materials. So far only the local police had attempted to stop them, and had little luck.
“Humanity plus, humanity squared, transhuman...” Sephie gave the Autobot a grin. “They’re all accurate. I’m what
humanity needs to be… the next step; a self-determined, self-defined, self-designed being. You can call me Emulator.”
“Oh, you’re right on one thing, dahling. You are vhat humanity needs to be… dead meat!”
Sephie spun in the air, effortlessly slipping between the twin bolts of energy from Elita’s rifle. Her outstretched palm
unleashed a blue wave that latched itself onto Autobot’s weapon. Elita tried to fire, but got no response. She tried to pull back,
but found the gun locked in place, trapped in the magnetic beam.
And her hands were going numb. A quick diagnostic showed her energon levels slipping…
The Autobot staggered backwards as she let go of the blaster, which flew through the air, shattering against a rock. Elita
stared hard at the bizarre human, letting her targeting sensor functions take over. She recognized the attack as Tailgate’s, but
that was impossible…
She paused. Were it possible for her to go pale, she might have.
“A power chip rectifier… zhat’s not even possible! You don’t have an ember. How can you have a rectifier vhithout ze
Terminus putting it there? No one gets one vhithout an ember!”
“It’s a blank. No power of its own,” Sephie replied as she raised her metallic hand. To Elita’s horror it transformed into a
blaster-like device amid an unnatural whirring sound. Before the Autobot could dodge, a pale green blast sizzled through the
air, slamming into her crouching form.
“Until I copy one. Store it for later use. Thus the name.”
Emulator stopped. She didn’t expect the Autobot to quip, given the assault, but no sound at all was disconcerting. Or
motion, near as she could make out through the splash of green energy. As she cut the beam off, she saw that Elita was still
crouched defensively, not moving a millimeter. All color had drained from her, surrounded by a pale monochrome haze that
seemed to extend just a few inches away from her metallic skin.
Maybe she’d given her too much. “What did you just-”
With a flash, color returned to the robot. Emulator’s confusion gave Elita the opening she needed. Optics narrowed, and
she spun on one foot, pirouetting like a precision ballerina. Her other foot caught a rock and sent it flying into the augmented
human, hurling her back.
Emulator picked herself up to the sound of screaming tires. “Oh no you don’t!” she howled as she got airborne again.
Elita was already speeding away, far faster than anticipated. She let loose with bolts of Groove’s power, but the sleek roadster
juked to the sides, dodging each one.
This would take… creativity.
She was keeping pace with the Autobot at least. Most of this city was still in varying degrees of construction, one of
several major renovation and rebuilding projects still left over from the last war. Most were far, far behind schedule. Plenty to
work with. Letting loose a blast of her own golden energy just to keep the escaping Autobot occupied, she reached out with
her other arm, focusing Tailgate’s power.
Steel fencing two blocks ahead, caught in the magnetic beam, ripped free of its foundations and snaked across the
pavement, expanding out like a driftnet. The Autobot skidded, trying to dodge down a side-street, but caught the edge of the
fence, shredding side-panels and sending her caroming off walls in an uncontrolled tumble.
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Elita transformed to try and regain stability, but she had barely gotten to her knees before she was hit in the back with a
blast of energy. She wailed as she felt lubricants drying and fuel reserves vaporizing. She shuddered and fell to the ground,
pushed to the edge of stasis lock by Groove’s power as wielded by the small metal-and-flesh being before her.
Elita stared up, helpless, as the human floated over to her, hand reverting to a humanoid shape. Emulator reached out
slowly, moving her touch toward the exposed circuitry where the Cybertronian’s left shoulder’s fluid gasket ruptured.
“Whatever you did back there was quite a nice trick,” she said as Elita’s internal schematics flowed into her mind. “Don’t
worry… I’m sure I can find a much better use for it.”
Arizona Bay lay before Sephie as she stood on top of a busted column. The Autobot base was somewhere along this
desolate shore, but the Decepticons had never attempted to make an assault. Too risky, they’d said. The government too
stayed away from the Quarantine Zone. The last war had ended in the berth of the brackish sea that lay beyond. The official
line on quarantine was danger of radiation sickness or biological contamination. Sephie’s new senses told her these worries
were unfounded. She wondered then if her father was right, and the government feared their enemies hadn’t been destroyed
and still slept somewhere down there.
“Um… Hey Sephie.”
Her new senses, it seemed, were much like her old ones, and would only warn her if she was paying attention. She spun,
blaster-cannon ready, and paused at the sight before her.
“Rick? And… what is that?”
Rick stood in an orange and black mechanical exoframe. It was inelegant, even crude. A transparent crystalline shield
separated him from the outside world. His hands gripped a pair of free-floating joystick controls linked to the exoframe’s
arms, and his feet melded into the calves of a pair of walker legs. Atop the whole structure sat a disc-like head with a single
blue optic sensor. The colors and head design were familiar at a glance, though the rest of the suit was entirely new to her
eyes.
“Oh, this is Fistfight. I figured you like, might need help.”
“I don’t need any…” She paused. “That’s… that’s kind of sweet. And brave, I guess. You can stay… but don’t get
yourself hurt. I’m the Transhuman here. How did you find me, anyway?”
The look he gave her was reproachful. “Because…because you’re being overconfident. I had to think about what would
be the most suicidal thing you could do, and challenging the Autobots on their front door was at the top of the list. Please,
let’s go.”
“They’re expecting Blackrock to be here. He still owns this station and the surrounding land, and they want him to re-
open the pipes and turn it into a fuel depot. Rodimus will be here, and I can take them by surprise. All I have to do is take out
Rodimus at least. Without him, they’ll fall apart fighting each other to be leader, and mop-up will be easy.”
Rick looked over at Sephie from behind Fistfight’s alumicrystal cockpit shield. Beneath the golden armor and the raven
black hair he saw the girl she was. A girl he desperately wanted to keep from killing herself. “They’re not coming, Sephie!”
he cried out. “This is suicide!”
“Which is it, are they not coming or is it suicide?”
“You know what I mean! This is a bad idea; let’s just get out of here!”
“I have the right combination of power plans to stop them now. We can end the war here and now! Besides, I already sent
the Professor the coordinates to where I am, if you haven’t already. The Decepticons should already be on their way.”
“Sephie, you don’t have to be all… this. You can just be you. Isn’t that enough?”
“Not really.”
“But I like you.” Despite the earlier confession, Rick still found the words hard to say. “The you, that you are. I like that
you.”
Sephie’s expression relaxed, but Rick couldn’t quite read what was there. It might have been hope, or compassion, or pity,
or a combination of them. Before she could speak, however, the water swelled, and a dark shape rose from the depths.
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“I’m gettin’ really tired of humans who wanna kill me standin’ on my doorstep,” Rodimus snarled as his head crested the
ocean’s surface.
“As the only human-Cybertronian hybrid I order you to surrender to the joint forces of Earth and the Decepticon army.”
She smiled. “Or I will destroy you.”
“Whoah, whoah… Somebody’s got manufacturer issues.” Rodimus raised his hand and buzzsaw and smiled as sweetly
as he could manage as he stepped out on shore. “Scrappin’ me ain’t gonna make daddy Starscream love you, little girl, or
whatever it is you’re after. Oh for the luvva… now the fat kid’s got power armor? This is gettin’ outta hand.”
“That’s muscle, you pile of spare parts,” Sephie growled. Rick, despite the situation, felt himself blush.
“It’s all nasty protoplasm to me, skinbag.”
“Okay, Sephie, maybe you’re right. Let’s shoot him up some, then go home.”
“Sorry kiddo, you I wasn’t expecting… but her, fuggidaboudit!” Rodimus snapped his fingers, sending a small shower of
sparks dancing across them as a loud metal click echoed through the ruins.
Rick spun, turning on his radio. “Starscream, come in, this is-”
Sephie’s sudden scream cut Rick off. She fell to the ground as sparks began to dance off of her metallic skin. Rick had
barely craned his neck to see when a photon charge from behind struck him in the back. Fistfight and his human pilot went
tumbling to the ground, sliding to a halt fifteen feet away as Sephie’s shrieks continued, then faded away as she fell into
unconsciousness.
“Behold!” Wheeljack shouted as he stepped around an outcropping of rock, cradling a pistol-like weapon cobbled together
from human and Cybertronian scrap. “The might of the humble microwave, bane of cyborgs of all stripes… cooks the fleshie
and produces electric surges in the circuits.”
“She offline?”
“And waste such scientific wonders?” Wheeljack snapped. “Don’t insult me, Rodimus. I hate that. I kept it low enough
to prevent any permanent damage; her frail human physiology still reacts to extreme duress with a forced reboot. Oh no…
she’ll be alive, hale and hearty when she wakes up.”
“When will that be?”
“Just in time for her vivisection.”
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in a half-dozen mechanical limbs, each tipped with a keen energon scalpel or a fine-tipped plasma torch. He adjusted it with
expert care, letting each of the implements hover less than a centimeter over their intended entry points.
“Stand by for Exciter! Salvation is his task!” Beachcomber’s stilted voice shook Wheeljack from his anticipation. Sephie
winced as the Autobot’s distraction brought one of the blades in contact with her arm’s metallic skin. Sensors registered
minute damage that her brain interpreted as the lingering sting of a papercut. “To my ears the greatest sin, feel a bit like
Beethoven!”
“What is he on about now, Rodimus?” Wheeljack hissed. “I am trying to work.”
“This is why I don’t let the freakshow stray too far, ‘Jack.” Rodimus tapped his communicator controls. “His senses are
all tied up on the wrong frequencies… a wide-spectrum jamming makes him freak out.”
“A jamming field? Fires below… you’re going to claim my test subject as a hostage.”
“Yep.”
“You were always going to claim my test subject as a hostage!”
“Yep. Places everyone! Like we practiced!”
The Decepticons timed their approach brilliantly. Starscream had given his ground-based troops sufficient lead-time so
that he could arrive mere seconds ahead of them. He spiraled out of cloud cover with a deafening roar, his vehicle mode
cracking apart and reforming into his natural robotic shape just before impact with the ground. His boot-thrusters brought
him to a hard stop, sending earth and rock scattering in all directions amid the scrap and ruins. Before the smoke could clear
he leapt forward, landing with both arm-blades deployed.
“Surrender, Rodimus! We’ve got the drop on you!”
The smoke and dust from Starscream’s impact settled, revealing Soundwave, Crasher, Cliffjumper and Demolishor
all standing behind him, having made their final approach during Starscream’s showy entrance. Slugslinger and Blitzwing
landed in flanking positions, weapons drawn.
The only one watching was Rodimus, who leaned casually next to Ratchet’s makeshift operating table with his sawblade-
hand positioned just over Sephie’s helpless form.
“Oh, wrong again, and again, and again, Starscream!” Rodimus grinned as he stared at his Decepticon counterpart. “You
know, there was a time I actually respected you… well, little bit. Now? Not so much. Now, guns on the ground, or we’se can
discuss which half of the sidekick you want to take back to base with you. And please, let’s not get into how cliché hostage
takin’ is… why mess with what works, eh?”
“Bad plan, Rodimus.” Cliffjumper smirked as he raised his weapon. “I’m a sniper equipped with glass gas. How do you
feel about replacing that hand twice?”
“I ain’t talkin’ ta youse, stumpy!” Rodimus shouted. “And I gots more than just a hostage.”
The thrum of a plasma rifle powering up drew the Decepticons’ attention over to a wrecked armored car. Goldbug stood
next to the immobilized Fistfight and his human cargo. The barrel of Goldbug’s weapon was flush with Fistfight’s cockpit.
“I gots two.”
“I can take out Goldbug,” Crasher hissed, crouched and ready to move. “Mayhem Suppression Squad training. We’re
good with hostage situations.”
“Astrotrain and the Micros are on standby ready to crash this party,” Soundwave added.
Starscream stared at Rodimus. “We still have you outnumbered. You won’t dare shoot your only bargaining chips.”
Rodimus laughed. “Yannow, if youse hadn’t thrown up a jammin’ field, you mighta seen this comin’, Starscream!”
“Jamming field?” Cliffjumper looked at Starscream in surprise. Before he could continue, a pack of Autobots rose from
every nook and cranny within the area, backed by a dozen Scrounges. Starscream could see two-thirds of Rodimus’s troops
each aiming their weapons at the assembled Decepticon rescue team.
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“What’s the old sayin’, Screamer?” Rodimus chuckled as he raised his cannon, aiming carefully at Starscream’s face.
“It’s finished. Over.”
“Swear to me you will release Sephie and Rick, or we’re going to go down fighting, Rodimus. And I give you my word
that if that happens I will end you before my time comes.”
“Fair ‘nuff.”
Rodimus surveyed his prizes with a look of delight on his face. Each of the Decepticons was lined up in front of the
ruined remains of some meaningless human edifice, bound with energon manacles. Soundwave’s chest compartment was
held firmly shut with a pair of quickly-welded iron bars, keeping his Recordicons securely inside. The Decepticons’ weapons
were deposited securely in the wrecked armored car for safekeeping. He was not going to risk a lucky escape. Big Daddy
stood at the front of a line of Autobot troops, his blasters held firmly in each hand.
Behind him, Brawn and Ratchet tried to keep Swoop from charging. The normally-calm Dinobot was struggling to get
at the captive Decepticons.
“Gotta hand it to the fleshling, handin’ us the Decepticon heavy hitters in one go… Thanks for endin’ the war for us.”
Rodimus smiled down at Sephie and then whispered, “And just between you an’ me… yeah, I’m gonna let Wheeljack an’
Ratchet have atcha right after.” He raised his voice once more. “Firing squad! READY!”
“NO!” Emulator screamed. “You can’t do this!”
“I can and I is.” He spread his arms wide. “Okay, Big Daddy, you gets first shot… maybe youse could shoot whichever
one is jammin’ sensors and comm, so I can get the rest of the crew topside to enjoy dis?”
The entirety of the gathered Autobot force trained its weapons on Soundwave.
“Whoah! Dudes! I’m not jamming! Honest!” Soundwave shouted. “I totally thought you were, to keep us from calling
for help.”
“Ominous, foreboding, sinister!” Goldbug turned, surveying the landscape in every direction. “If the Decepticons don’t
jam our sensors, who does?”
“There!” Big Daddy howled, pointing twin blasters upwards. “Optics up, boys! We got company for dinner!”
Autobot and Decepticon alike turned their gaze upward. A transport plane roared overhead, and from its tail-end a
humanoid figure toppled out and plummeted toward the ground. After a few seconds the figure was recognizable as a machine.
Seconds later a series of parachutes deployed, guiding the form down just outside of the Autobot fortification. The parachutes
cut loose, and the machine landed on its feet with an immense thud. Behind it, dozens of metallic orbs tumbled unaided from
the cargo plane. Each meter-wide object smashed into the cracked earth and lay still.
“Who the smelt is that?” Goldbug said.
The machine could easily stand optic-to-optic with Starscream. It was immense and humanoid, like any of the Cybertronians
gathered there, but it had none of the telltale signs of being one of their number. There were no vestigial wings or cockpits,
no wheels or bumpers in its construction. It was bulky, heavily armored and bristling with weapons. Clusters of guns sat on
its right shoulder and both forearms. Strategically placed spikes lined its gauntlets, knees, and chest to dissuade would-be
grapplers. Its face was an impassive, motionless mask; an art-deco rendition of a stern male face framed in a Roman helmet.
The whole thing was painted blood red, gunmetal and gold.
“Another Decepticon!” Rodimus howled. “Get him!”
Beachcomber sprang forward at his leader’s command, oil frothing out the corner of his mouth. Though half the newcom-
er’s size, he attacked without fear or compunction.
His frenzied courage did him no favors.
The machine moved faster than anyone expected. Beachcomber felt its fist for only the briefest moment before he flew,
limp and unconscious, into the ground before Rodimus’s feet.
“I’m no Decepticon.” The voice, though distorted by amplification, rang out from somewhere behind its motionless steel
face. “Just someone who’s tired of you robots thinking you can threaten whoever you want. Well, no more, Rodimus.”
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“It’s Mister Blackrock!” Sephie shouted. “He’s come to help!”
“Behold Project Shieldbreaker… or, as I like to call it: Centurion!”
Rodimus pinched the bridge of his nose. “Oh boy. More monkeys in power armor. Tear ‘im apart, boys!” Rodimus
pointed at the newcomer as he barked his orders. “Don’t stop till ya find the gooey liquid center.”
Wheeljack turned his microwave weapon on the immense machine for a few brief seconds before a missile from
Centurion’s shoulder smashed into him. The explosion sent the Autobot scientist hurtling through the air. “I appreciate your
contributions, of course,” Blackrock chuckled. “But given how troublesome a goose you are, I think I’ll rip you apart, and let
my science boys reverse-engineer all the golden eggs I need.”
As Blackrock gloated, Goldbug and Swoop made their move. The Dinobot attacked high as Goldbug leapt for the knees,
grappling with the armored giant despite the spikes and other forms of dissuasion.
“New friend play outside of tin can!” Swoop screeched. “Lots more Autobots to get to know!”
Within moments the two forced Centurion into a kneeling position. Big Daddy stepped behind the machine, guessed at
where the pilot might hide in the machine and took careful aim.
“I didn’t come alone, my friends.” Big Daddy turned slowly to the sound of metal components opening up and reas-
sembling themselves. Each of the metallic orbs was now a roughly sphere-shaped robot with a dome-like metal head. Three
wheeled legs dropped from out of the bottom, matched with two cable-like arms. Each machine had a placid, emotionless
face consisting of two circular optic sensors and a narrow speaker mouth.
More importantly, each machine carried above its dome-like head a human-manufactured approximation of a Cybertronian
plasma gun.
“Behold,” Blackrock’s voice echoed from Centurion as the silver machines began firing in all directions. Big Daddy dove
for cover. Swoop, being less observant, fell from Centurion’s back when struck by one of the plasma charges. “My Tele-
operated Battlefield Ordnance Batteries.”
Without Swoop’s aid, Goldbug could not hang on, and Centurion hurled him away. The Autobots leapt into the fray,
weapons fire lashing out in every direction, and the battle was joined.
Starscream groaned, straining futilely against his shackles. “Blackrock is overconfident. Even with those drones he can’t
take on all of the Autobots for long. We’ve got to help him and what is that noise?”
His head turned to Soundwave. The Decepticons’ communicator turned, appearing oddly indistinct. “High-frequency
vibrations sent through the bod, boss-dude,” he replied. “I just hit the right note and…”
His energon shackles fizzled and sparked, dissipating with an impressive light show. “Rock on!”
“Excellent work, Soundwave! Now, get our weapons and get us out of here! Blackrock will need our help!”
Soundwave bolted forward, but his leap was immediately cut off by a blast from one of Blackrock’s drones. “Yo, dude!
Friendly here!” He looked up just in time to see Centurion turn, arm raised. Before he could react, a concussion charge hit
him dead-center, shattering the rear windshield that made up his chest and sending the robot staggering.
“Now now. Can’t have you all getting in the way… or getting away.” He pointed a forearm cannon at the staggering
Soundwave, and an EMP blast dropped the Decepticon quickly. “After all, your technology is just as invaluable.”
“Oh, not fair!” Slugslinger howled as he struggled with his bonds.
“Blackrock, you’ll pay for this!”
The industrialist’s laugh echoed across the battlefield as the armor suit spun, catching the advancing Brawn by surprise
with a firm kick to the midsection. “On the contrary, Starscream… I’ll be getting paid for this.”
Rick watched the battle unfold before him. It was only a matter of time before Blackrock or the Autobots won. If it was
the Autobots, they would put an end to the helpless Decepticons, assuming any of them lived that long. Moments ago a stray
shot from one of Blackrock’s drones shattered the armor plate on Cliffjumper’s right leg. The Decepticons were bound and
helpless, and if Blackrock was the victor, he was going to disassemble them himself.
And in the middle of the firefight was a helpless Sephie.
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All Rick could do was watch. Fistfight’s defense systems would keep him safe enough and he was well outside the line of
fire. The diminutive Decepticon fed Rick the data. Only a point-blank shot was likely to breach his cockpit at this range. With
all motor functions lost, Fistfight could devote his entire energy reserve to the reinforcement field for his battle armor.
“Fistfight. On my mark, I need you to do something for me.”
Fistfight beeped in response.
“I am going out there.”
He winced as he was treated to a series of loud squawks in protest.
“Can’t be helped. You can’t move, I can. I’m the only one on our side who can! We’re all toast if I don’t do this!”
The cockpit opened and Rick smelled the ozone in the air. The unfiltered light strained his eyes and the ground shook with
the noise of all-too-close explosions.
Sephie couldn’t see what was happening. The operation table locked her facing up. She heard most of it, caught a few
glimpses of her boss’s new power armor. Most of what she saw was light from energy weapons that sailed too close.
She heard a scrambling sound behind her: something crawling, or possibly climbing, across the metallic surgeon’s
table. “Who’s there?!” she shouted.
“Only me.”
She looked up to see Rick’s upside-down face smiling down at her. He was there in his jeans and letter jacket, normal
and unassisted and vulnerable. Dirt and soot clung to his face and clothes as tightly as he held on to the almost comically
oversized gun in his hands.
“Rick!”
“Hold still!” Rick shouted as he carefully braced the blaster and aimed it at the steel a foot from Sephie’s shackled
left hand. With his free arm he squeezed the trigger, projecting a three-inch wide laser beam down onto the examination
table. Slowly he shifted it to the left, bringing it to the shackle without grazing Sephie’s body. The metal vaporized under the
assault.
The destruction of the physical shackle was helpful. More advantageous was the disruption of the technology within the
shackle that held Sephie’s new abilities in check. With the containment system compromised she was free to unleash the
duplicated powers on her bonds.
“OK, let’s get out of here,” Rick shouted. “We can call for help. Astrotrain is-”
“Too far. There’s no time… too many Autobots, and Blackrock’s gone berserk… I’ve gotta stop them both, now.”
Rick shook his head, waving his arms widely. “Wait wait wait whoah! I don’t care how many powers you’ve snagged,
you can’t stop all of them… They’re all over the place. There’s just too many.”
“I’ve done this before… smaller scale. If I can do it on accident, I can do it on purpose.”
“Do what?”
“Rick?”
“Yeah, Sephie?”
“Run.”
With the Autobots busied with Centurion and his drones, Sephie was able to make it to the imprisoned Decepticons.
She approached Cliffjumper first, keeping him between herself and the fray to keep Centurion’s gaze from her work. She
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closed her eyes, pulling up the image of Tailgate’s power plans. A decent magnetic tug on the shackles was enough to pry
them open.
“Cliffjumper…” she whispered. “I’m counting on you to be yourself.”
“Say what?”
“You’re practical enough to free the others before you try and stop me.” Her hand briefly brushed against one of his
wounds before she took to the air. “And you know I’m too fast for you to catch.”
Cliffjumper took a step forward as if to chase after her. “Sludge it all!” he growled before turning to Starscream and
beginning work on prying off his shackles.
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As the Autobots scrambled away and dove into the ocean, Sephie had clamped onto Centurion’s back with her pilfered
magnets. Centurion flailed, but the golden-armored human stayed tight to him. Blackrock’s controls flashed red as smoke
began to wisp from the machine’s joints, Groove’s fuel-evaporating powers sending system after system into shock.
It was the warnings over the hydrogen cells that had Blackrock sweating. Whatever Beller was doing was destabilizing
them. The Heads Up Display gave them less than a minute before they went critical.
Panels in Centurion’s back opened up, unleashing metallic tendrils that wrapped themselves around Sephie, locking her
tight to the machine. Its head launched from its body, the chest opening slightly before Blackrock’s control pod rocketed into
the air.
Sephie’s eyes opened wide as the suit’s information flowed into her mind. She had no choice.
Channeling as much power as she could into flight, she launched herself, the Centurion armor still attached, into the air.
“What is she doing?” Rick howled from behind the armored car.
Starscream let his sensor net take over. “That suit is going critical! She’s…she’s getting it away from us!”
“SEPHIE! LET GO!”
Inside the control pod, Blackrock fumed. That prototype was expensive. But he’d proved that it could hold its own
against Cybertronians. At least he could call it a successful field test, and the readouts and video he’d been recording the entire
time were proof enough. A small squad of trained soldiers inside Centurions, backed by his Ordnance Batteries…
A warning beep shook him from his musings. Something big was coming up on his pod, fast.
“BELLER!”
The sky lit up with a flash. Rick’s scream was cut off by the sonic boom that followed, shaking dust and crumbling a few
buildings on the edge of collapse.
“Sephie…”
Rick slumped to his knees. He didn’t even notice Starscream’s approach from behind, dropping to one knee. “Rick…”
“She’s…”
“I’m so sorry…”
“She’s…”
“INCOMING!”
Starscream hunched himself over Rick’s unmoving form as the others dove for cover. A metallic object screamed from
the air, thudding hard into the ground a few meters away. As the smoke cleared, Blackrock’s control pod rolled to a standstill.
Hatches blew, and the billionaire staggered out, bloodied, bruised, but alive.
He looked up into the ring of angry Decepticons as he regained his composure. “What?”
Starscream paid the scene no mind. “Rick…”
“She can’t be,” the boy replied blankly. “She just can’t.”
“She was a good friend, a brave being…” Starscream whispered. “Rest in peace, Josephine Beller… Emulator… the first
human Decepticon.”
“You guys sure are quick with the eulogizing.”
Heads snapped up.
Sephie descended slowly out of the sun. Soot and burn marks covered her, her left robotic arm trailing smoke. Her glasses
remained on the entire time, though they were now twisted and cracked in. She reached up to put out a small fire in her hair
as she settled to the ground on shaky legs.
“I don’t think I ever want to do that again.”
She nearly fell over as Rick grabbed her in a big hug. “Rick, careful!”
He looked into her eyes. “Too hard?”
“No, metal skin. Fire. Hot.”
Rick jumped back, wisps of smoke steaming from his scorched clothing. “Oh.”
The other Decepticons gathered around, Soundwave leaning on Blitzwing’s shoulder. “Dude… she like, went totally
pyrotechnic and is okay! Who’s got that power? I’m totally jealous.”
“Elita-One’s power.” She smiled weakly. “I stole it from her before I came here. It’s kind of hard to explain, but she
makes this tiny still-time bubble around her, and she’s basically stuck in time for a few seconds… in effect, nothing can
actually touch her, affect her at all. A little deus ex machina, I admit… or is it machina ex homo sapiens? Any rate… I’m okay.
Don’t think I’ll do that again though… I could feel my systems burning out.”
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Cliffjumper shrugged. “I gotta admit, you did good, kid.”
“Excellent, all’s well that ends well, as Megatron would say.” Starscream crossed his arms triumphantly. “Now all that
remains is to turn Blackrock over to the proper authorities.”
The look Blackrock gave the far-larger Cybertronian could have cut diamonds.
“Really? For what? I’ve done nothing illegal. You aliens are intruders, trespassers on my property, and you’ve cost me a
lot of money by destroying valuable experimental machinery. You’re not even American citizens, and whatever accolades and
titles other governments may have given you mean exactly squat here.” Blackrock gave the crowd an impossibly smug smile,
brushing a lock from his face. “The government’s tolerated your presence here so far, but how long do you think that’s going
to last now that you’ve assaulted not just an American citizen, but one of their biggest contributors and military technology
contractors? Which reminds me. Josephine? You’re fired. Your belongings will be mailed to the address on your file. I’ll give
you all three minutes to get out of here before I send in the tanks.”
Cliffjumper balled his fists. “You slimy little…”
“Stand down, Decepticons,” Starscream barked out, optics locked on the unflinching billionaire. “The current… crisis
has been averted. The Autobots were sent running with no fuel gains, and significant personnel losses. Our work here… for
now… is done. Demolishor, pick up Fistfight. We mustn’t waste Mister Blackrock’s time.” Giving Blackrock one last calcu-
lated look, he turned to walk away, the other Decepticons grumbling as they followed suit.
All but Emulator, who stood slack-jawed.
“Sephie?” Rick tugged at her arm. “We need to go.”
“Fired?”
Rick tugged again. “Uh, yeah. Look, I don’t wanna be around when the Greenshirts get here, so…”
“I’m… fired?”
Starscream stepped behind Sephie, lifted her up off the ground, and carried her away.
Rick rolled his eyes. “She’s turned herself into a cyborg superhero, has practically lived with advanced robot aliens for a
year, one of ‘em from an alternate dimension… but getting fired is what stuns her?”
“Nobody’s tailgatin’ us, dudes. We’re clear to head back to base,” Soundwave announced over the comm frequency.
Sephie rested in the passenger seat as Rick slept in the driver’s seat, hands free of the wheel as Soundwave drove them home
in his van mode. The drive back to base had taken several extra hours, as Starscream wanted to make sure that they were not
traced by human or Autobot spies. An hour later they drove into one of the many hidden entrances to the base, a fake aban-
doned garage a few miles out from the Professor’s lab.
“Rise and shine, big dude.” Soundwave let Sephie exit the cab normally, but had to jostle Rick to the point of nearly
rolling over to get him out of his seat. Soundwave returned to robot mode as the others filed in behind him. The jets had beaten
them back to base thanks to their capacity for flight.
In fact, Starscream was waiting for them.
“Sephie, someone wants to say hello to you,” Starscream smiled. The main door from the parking-bay to the rest of the
base slid open and a still somewhat charred but otherwise mobile Shockwave walked into the room supported by his cannon-
arm, followed by Professor Arkeville.
“Shockwave!” Sephie shouted, running forward to throw her arms around his ankle. “You’re alive!”
”Yes, and so it seems are you.”
“I never got to thank you for saving my life.”
“It was my honor. You are a brave and noble being,” Shockwave nodded. “And you saved my life, too.”
“I did what?”
“Before you left on your…” The Professor changed his tone, pausing. “Just before you left, Starscream had the wit to
scan you pretty thoroughly. The adaptations you made to Cybertronian self-repair technology to make it compatible with your
own immune system–I’m still not sure how you did that, by the way–showed certain advantages. We managed to get two-way
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communication with Cybertron going and some of the medics there walked me through applying the same principles to boost
Shockwave’s self-repair systems.”
“Bonecrusher believes that, with sufficient development, we may be able to make some sort of automated repair chamber
with the technology,” Shockwave interjected.
“I’m just glad you’re okay.” She released Shockwave’s ankle and turned back to the crowd. “Guys, I’m sorry I stormed
off on my own without letting you in on my plan.”
“You did very well indeed, Sephie. It looks like we were all a little wrong,” Starscream said. “I regret my undiplomatic
response.”
The crowd murmured in agreement, save for Cliffjumper, who remained silent. Soundwave took the opportunity to push
him forward a few paces, bringing him kneecap-to-face with Sephie. After an awkward pause, he spoke. “Sephie, I-um. Well,
that is…”
“Cliffjumper… say it,” Soundwave whispered.
“I was wrong. You can handle yourself and, if you wanna be a Decepticon, I think Starscream and Soundwave and
everyone agrees… you’ve got a place on the team.”
“I do,” Starscream nodded. “You would undeniably be a valuable asset, and I stand by my quote-endquote eulogy.”
Sephie looked up at the assembled robots. Since she’d met them, the idea of being among them like this, an equal among
giants, filled her with awe.
“Wow. That’s… you have no idea what that means to me. But… I don’t think I should.”
“Wait, what?”
“I’m really thankful. Really. But… I’m what mankind is going to become. Maybe not today, maybe not for a thousand
years. But if I’m going to live up to the ideal of being a self-made being, if humanity is going to be able to, then we need to
work for a day when we don’t need others protecting us. I think I should strike out on my own, do things my way.”
“Uh… Sephie, er… Emulator, dudette?” Soundwave stammered. “Are you breaking up with us?”
“I’m just saying we should save other people,” she laughed. “You’re fighting a war, I think I’ll kick around for awhile,
be here for my people.”
“Bogus. She totally is.”
Sephie flew over and gave the far larger Decepticon a hug against his crumpled chestplate. “You’ll always be my totally
rockin’ friend.”
She turned and smiled. “Rick, I’ll miss you.”
“You’re going to visit.”
“That’s not a question, is it?”
“No, it isn’t.”
Rick took several steps that seemed, at the time, impossibly long and insurmountable. At the end of them, he gave Sephie
a long hug. As he broke the embrace he smiled and spoke in a soft, wistful voice. “Oh, and Sephie?”
“What?”
“Gold’s your color.”
“Fine, I don’t care!” Rodimus slammed his good hand down onto the table. “It’s time we took stock of our current situa-
tion, jus’ in case there’s any confusion.”
He glared angrily at the room. Autobots glared back, those that weren’t wincing in pain from injuries not yet attended to.
The main hall of the Ark was a lot emptier than normal, with a lot of Autobots having been returned to stasis after this latest
debacle.
“The Decepticons gots a functionin’ stellar spanner, they now outnumber us and are receivin’ reinforcements from
Cybertron, mankind’s done discovered the joys of power-armor, a rogue third faction is jackin’ human-smelting-beings into
cybernetic death machines and one… count it, one of these things managed to put half my best troops in the repair bay!
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We’se down to five Scrounges, two of ‘em in good shape, Blaster’s still missin’ along with half his tapes and the med-bay is
packed… while our chief doc is missin’ a large chunk of his cranium!”
Silence fell over the Autobot army. Rodimus could see fear in their optics but a few had glimmers of hope… or hunger.
The situation was dire… and Rodimus was the leader. Unless their focus could be shifted, the assassination attempts would
begin in earnest.
“Now let’s not forget, I’m the merc what works. Yeah, we’s hit some speedbumps on this road. That’s just the bad news.
Now… who wants to hear the good news?”
He could hear the question on their processors.
“The humans call it ‘Christmas.’ An’ before someone opens their yap, I don’t care what time a year it is. What I’m sayin’
is… I’m openin’ up the war chest.”
A ripple went through the crowd, every face capable of expression turning to stunned surprise.
“You gotta spend energy to make energy, so’s I’m doublin’ energon rations.”
The faces split into grins.
“We’s abandonin’ the Ark flight repair projects, instead we’s gonna start strippin’ this ship of all secondary armaments
and, if you gots the struts for it, we’re bolting them on to you.”
Now there were shoulder-punches and low laughter.
“Any bot what brings in high-value tech or fuel from a human target gets a 10% pay bonus for the megacycle, and there’s
a 15% bonus for anyone who snuffs a Decepticon ember for good.”
Rodimus smiled. He had them where he wanted them now. Even Goldbug seemed lost in thought at this new surplus.
“If you’se got a special project turned down since the crash, baddabing! Approved.” He spread his arms wide. “We’s
goin’ on the offensive, with extra offensiveness!”
Cheers and whoops exploded from the crowd, punctuated by the clang of shoulder-punches and headbutts.
“We’se throwin’ everything we gots at-” Rodimus paused and glanced at the blinking green and white lights on his wrist
communicator. “Talk amongst y’selves… I gotta take this.”
Rodimus left the Autobots to their revelry, a greasy smile on his face. Oh, he was good. Optimus would have threatened
everyone in the room, and he’d be facing an angry mob. Even if he survived, he’d have no forces left at the end, easy pickings
for the Decepticons.
Fear was all well and good. A nice fallback. But right now, Rodimus had a bunch of troops who would happily jump off
a cliff because he promised them they could fly. It almost seemed a shame to leave them, but there was pressing business to
attend to.
As the door to Rodimus’s quarters slammed shut and the dampener field activated, a single viewscreen flashed to life,
a wizened face glaring at him with that look of haughty contempt Rodimus longed to remove with his buzzsaw, but for
now…
“Yo, A-3. What’s shakin’?”
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government’s going to start looking for me, I can probably kiss my savings goodbye.” Sephie paused, flexing her robotic arm.
“What do I do?”
“Minor concerns. You survive. Correction: You thrive. Calculation: you will be instrumental in ending the Great War
once and for all. You will be a hero, a savior.”
Sephie paused. That was the longest sentence she’d heard Jetstorm utter, with just the barest hint of passion to his words.
“But… I needed help, what if I need it again?”
“Any would have. You have me.” Jetstorm paused. “Soundwave’s talent acquired?”
“Yes, but I don’t know how that will-“
“You must find something. Hidden. Important.”
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“And what do you propose to do about this?”
“… I’m gonna tell!”
“Quaint. A strutless wonder to the end. Think you can stop me from taking you offline before you say word one?”
The small Autobot yelped and unleashed a burst of energy from his spearhead as Side Burn lowered his hands. Weapons
fire ripped into the Autobot’s body, tearing open great, gaping holes in his form. Despite the damage he did not fall, he merely
stood there, swaying back and forth, a look of vicious glee on his face.
Star Saber stared in stark horror. The wounds were not right. There was no endoskeleton, no differentiated components,
no spurting mech fluid or sizzling energon flow. Beneath the skin Side Burn was nothing more than layer upon layer of gold-
and-black crystalline circuit material. Even now the circuits were climbing over each other, reconnecting with one another.
“What… what are you?” He fired another volley of shots into the regenerating Side Burn. They were no more effective
than the first. “Answer me!!!”
“Very. Very. Rude. Sneaking into private quarters and shooting robots.” Side Burn threw forward his arm, which split
apart and stretched into long tentacles of gold-and-black circuitry. His hand found Star Saber’s neck, thrusting him backwards
and pinning him to the wall. “Silly Autobot. There is no Side Burn, and there never has been.”
“T-Teletraaaaaghn… ek-ek-X… act-acccct-ivvvvv-” Star Saber tried to speak through Side Burn’s grip.
“You and I are going to have a lot of time to talk about your manners. You may yet be useful.” The golden stare drilled
into his victim’s optics. Star Saber scrambled and clawed at the wall, Side Burn’s arm, anything he could reach before a surge
of electricity stunned him offline.
“All hail the Underbase, for we will be whole once again.”
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