Kevin Courrier Artificial Paradise The Dark Side of The Beatles Utopian Dream PDF
Kevin Courrier Artificial Paradise The Dark Side of The Beatles Utopian Dream PDF
Kevin Courrier Artificial Paradise The Dark Side of The Beatles Utopian Dream PDF
PARADISE
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ARTIFICIAL
PARADISE
The Dark Side of the Beatles’
Utopian Dream
Kevin Courrier
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Courrier, Kevin, 1954–
Artificial paradise : the dark side of the Beatles’ utopian dream / Kevin Courrier.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references and index.
ISBN 978–0–313–34586–9 (alk. paper)
1. Beatles. 2. Rock musicians—England—Biography. 3. Rock music—1961–1970—History
and criticism. I. Title.
ML421.B4C68 2009
782.42166092’2—dc22 2008032632
British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data is available.
Copyright © 2009 by Kevin Courrier
All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be
reproduced, by any process or technique, without the
express written consent of the publisher.
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 2008032632
ISBN: 978–0–313–34586–9
First published in 2009
Praeger Publishers, 88 Post Road West, Westport, CT 06881
An imprint of Greenwood Publishing Group, Inc.
www.praeger.com
Printed in the United States of America
Acknowledgments ix
Introduction: Step Inside Love xi
Prologue: Nowhere Land xxix
Chapter 1: Once There Was a Way 1
Chapter 2: Like Dreamers Do 30
Chapter 3: Hurricane of Love 66
Chapter 4: You Won’t See Me 101
Chapter 5: Let Me Take You Down 129
Chapter 6: Fixing a Hole 159
Chapter 7: Turn Me On, Dead Man 188
Chapter 8: Come Together 236
Epilogue: Dreams Within a Dream 257
Notes 281
Index 297
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
The idea for Artificial Paradise came about a few years ago over a dinner
conversation among some close friends about the Beatles. The conversation
that night had rippled with friendly intensity. As we argued about the
group’s merit, it had me wondering how a band over 30 years gone could
continue to spark debate as if they’d just broken up yesterday. Three books
made it possible for me to expand the ideas in my own work. Devin McKin-
ney’s Magic Circles opened up the territory, while Ian MacDonald’s Revolu-
tion in the Head provided astute comments on the Beatles’ music and the
zeitgeist of their time. Steve Turner’s A Hard Day’s Write was invaluable
for collating the background to the writing of their songs.
I took this project to a number of publishers who didn’t see the worth in it.
So I was deeply fortunate that Daniel Harmon at Greenwood Publishing
Group did. And I’d first like to thank him for his support—and for not col-
lapsing from a heart attack when he saw the book’s length. I’d also like to
thank Kelly Fisher Lowe for recommending the publishing house. Special
thanks also goes to Erin Fleck who provided the door which I gladly opened
to the concept of Nowhere Land. There were a number of readers who made
my job easier (and less lonely). First and foremost, I’d like to express my
sheer gratitude to my friend and CBC colleague Greig Dymond, who cares
as much about the Beatles as I do. His invaluable support and insightful sug-
gestions, which grew out of many years of discussing the group, made him a
worthy collaborator on this project. Steve Vineberg provided the kind of for-
ensics appraisal that always keeps you sharp and never lets your work go
soft. It’s one of many reasons why he’s such a valued friend. Naomi Boxer
kept me on my game and did what deeply cherished comrades always do:
She gave unconditional support of both the work and myself—no matter
how tired or grumpy I became. David Churchill is one of my oldest and
closest friends for a damn good reason. He’s always there with the right
questions, the best answers, and the biggest heart. Special thanks go to Susan
x Acknowledgments
Green for the years of unconditional love and friendship. My deep apprecia-
tion is also extended to Jack David and Jen Hale. Thanks to M. F. for the
rare Beatles’ album, too.
Many other people helped where they could and in their own distinct way.
My producer and good friend John Corcelli generously gave me all the
breathing room and encouragement that I needed to finish this book. Fellow
author Donald Brackett has been part of a long musical chairs style dialog
that proves—once again—how the shared love of art can deepen the best
of friendships. Judy Graham reminds me of why music lovers make for great
friends. Lynne Teperman is the kind of generous and loving friend that I feel
more than grateful for having in my life. Janice Newton has always provided
the most valued kind of encouragement in both my life and work. Shlomo
Schwartzberg was always on the lookout for good Beatle material and pro-
vided some invaluable research. Ester Arbeid lent me a valuable book. My
friends and colleagues at Public Outreach (you know who you are) always
give me hope that there’s a better world to make. Adam Nayman always
gives me hope that there is better film criticism to write. I’d be remiss to for-
get Mi-Kyong Shim for changing my life. Thanks to Bob Douglas and Gayle
Burns for always caring. Annie Bryant for mattering beyond words. Sandra
Kerr and Vrenia Ivanoffski for convincing me I could teach and write. Avril
Orloff may be across the country, but she’s never far from my heart. Sheila,
Shawn, and Scott Courrier and Albert Vezeau who never forget. Special
thanks goes to the Ontario Arts Council for the financial help to finish this
book. And, of course, a tip of my hat to Anton Leo and Dave Downey, with-
out whom, none of this would have been possible.
Kevin Courrier
July 2008
INTRODUCTION
Art speaks to our dream nature, our secret desires, our wordless
understanding of the world.
Rennie Sparks, lyricist for the Handsome Family
The French film critic André Bazin once wisely remarked that it was difficult
for directors to make great movies based on classic books because they often
feel intimidated competing with a literary classic. The writer’s voice
becomes such a strong presence, and the book’s reputation is so unassail-
able, that the moviemaker believes that he or she can’t possibly find his
own voice in the process of adapting it. Writing about the Beatles is a little
like that. The music is so good, their story so rich, so familiar to us, that
you can feel frozen in the face of it. Unlike Frank Zappa, Randy Newman,
and Captain Beefheart, the subjects of my previous books, the Beatles have
been so thoroughly covered in print that it seemed presumptuous of me to
add my own opinions. I even began to get embarrassed, almost sheepish, in
responding to anyone who asked me about the latest project. In contrast,
when I wrote about Zappa and Newman, it was like sharing some enticing
secret with the reader. But the Beatles? Who hasn’t scribbled something
about them? What could I possibly add to the huge pile of Beatle lore? Since
everyone already has an opinion about the Beatles and their music, I began
to feel swallowed up by the idea. I was luckier with my previous subjects.
Most people had never heard of albums like Trout Mask Replica, Bad Love,
or Weasels Ripped My Flesh. Nevertheless, the Beatles were, in the end,
inevitable for me. I had lived through their music, grew up with it, and I
saw them in concert each time they came through Toronto. Without the
Beatles, in a certain sense, I wouldn’t have found my way to Weasels Ripped
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My Flesh. Their music and its impact on the culture was so significant that
just about every other form of popular music stood in comparison to it.
But between the lines of this great music was another tale I wanted to tell.
That story was about the failed utopian hopes of the sixties. It was about
what those hopes were, why they emerged, and how the Beatles embodied
them; about what happened when the Beatles, and the counterculture they
helped create, couldn’t fulfill them. Since the Beatles had built a world for
us to dream in, what were the contours of that dream world? What part
did we play in its conception? I sought to examine how the Fab Four con-
cocted, through their distinct personalities and tantalizing music, the prom-
ise of an inclusive culture built on the principles of pleasure. Their music
offered a utopia of the mind, a Nowhere Land, rather than a political mani-
festo for social change. On February 11, 1963, when the Beatles recorded
‘‘There’s a Place,’’ a dazzling, mostly unheralded tune included on their elec-
trifying debut album, Please Please Me, the song firmly laid the foundation
on which this huge utopian dream would be launched. But within that
dream also lay darker elements that materialized out of the very countercul-
ture they helped concoct. As they would initially attract adoring fans, they
would soon draw the envious and the resentful to themselves. They would
also ultimately draw those with murderous ambitions. Disillusionment with
the sixties, along with the dashed hopes endured by the group itself, would
years later culminate in tragedy with the assassination of John Lennon and
the attempted slaying of George Harrison, perpetrated by deranged and
obsessed fans. This was the tale I wanted to tell. What I realized, in sharing
this story, is that, by being a fan, I couldn’t avoid telling my own as well.
(‘‘Southern Love’’), rockabilly artist Jack Scott (‘‘Patsy’’), the Mills Brothers
(‘‘Till Then’’), some Elvis (‘‘Don’t Be Cruel’’), and Little Anthony and the
Imperials (their wonderfully eerie voodoo hit ‘‘Shimmy, Shimmy, Ko-Ko-
Bop’’). He also owned a portable 45 rpm record player with a built-in cone
to stack each record on top of the others. When one finished, the next song
would drop down and begin to play. I used to sit in the middle of my room,
stack the singles, and leaning against my bed, listen to the songs for hours.
And there it was: my first love affair with music. Of course, even though I fell
hard for Jimmy’s rock collection, the records and the songs were his, not
mine. (All I owned was ‘‘Popeye, the Sailor Man’’ and ‘‘Blow the Man
Down.’’) At five, I asked myself when I would find my own music.
Word of the Beatles reached Canada before it did in America. In 1963,
some of their songs were getting radio airplay and many of my school friends
were starting to take notice. When I saw a photo of the group, four guys in
matching suits and cereal-bowl haircuts, they looked too precious for words.
My parents complained about their long hair and, adorned with my own
razor-shorned brush cut, I found no reason to argue. But a sharp guy in my
grade three class seemed to know a thing or two about music. Brian Potts
was older than his years. When the Beatles were about to make their historic
appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show in February 1964, Brian was telling all
within earshot to watch. He already owned their new album and he prom-
ised us that their TV performance would be worth it. A contrarian even at
the age of nine, I scoffed and refused to watch the show. So the next day,
Brian invited me over to his house to hear With The Beatles. It was their sec-
ond UK album (called Beatlemania! With The Beatles in Canada) and it had
a black-and-white photo on the front cover with the group in half-profile.
The picture was startling—half in light, half in shadow—and their faces
revealed no desire to please anyone. The music, on the other hand, was
immediately arresting. From the opening track, the boldly appealing ‘‘It
Won’t Be Long’’ featured John Lennon declaring his desire to be by his lov-
er’s side, as Paul McCartney and George Harrison backed him up with
affirmative ‘‘Yeahs!’’ I was instantly hooked.
There was a quality of feeling in this music that told you it was yours to
possess. And as joyful as it was, it also had a bottom end, a certain sadness
at its core. The Beatles seized me dramatically because the pleasure in their
sound tugged at some unarticulated, buried sorrow. The seductive ‘‘All My
Loving,’’ for example, was the happiest song on the record, but it was about
the singer going away, leaving his girl behind. Most popular artists, like
Bobby Vee in ‘‘Take Good Care of My Baby,’’ made it clear that there was
nothing about the absence of a lover to feel happy about. Paul McCartney’s
song, on the other hand, made a candid promise. He’ll write every day he’s
away, so although he’s gone, don’t worry, he’ll be back, just as Lennon
would be in ‘‘It Won’t Be Long.’’ When the Beatles covered Motown, as in
their version of the Marvelettes’ charming 1961 hit ‘‘Please Mr. Postman,’’
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they act out an emotional tug-of-war. The Marvelettes coyly beg the post-
man for that letter, perfectly confident that the boy will come through;
‘‘Please Mr. Postman’’ anticipates the joy the singer will feel when that letter
arrives. In the Beatles’ version, John Lennon sounds like a man on death row
waiting for a reprieve. The elation in his voice at the thought of this letter
arriving is also paired with anguish that it may never come. This equivocal
characteristic of their music wasn’t a simple divide between pleasure and
pain, right and wrong, or an unassuming claim asserting that pain would
lead to pleasure (as the woman in ‘‘Girl’’ believes). The Beatles’ records
had transcendence in them, a belief that even in the most despairing
moment, hope was possible; that even at the most painful time, enjoyment
could be around the corner. With The Beatles was the first Beatles’ record I
bought with my saved allowance in March 1964—though my parents
warned me not to get any ideas about growing my hair long.
In September, my mother bought me a ticket to the Beatles’ first concert at
Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto. I was somewhat surprised since she had to
put up with Brian Potts and me at the drive-in earlier that summer watching
A Hard Day’s Night, the Beatles’ first film. Bored out of her mind, clueless to
the Liverpudlian humor in the script, she also had to listen to Brian pontifi-
cate on the type of acoustic guitar Lennon was playing during ‘‘If I Fell.’’
Nonetheless, she roamed the downtown streets seeking out a scalper so I
could attend the concert. She could only get one ticket so I had to go it alone.
I walked gingerly past scores of young girls screaming, tearing at their hair,
their clothes, some dropping to the ground in a fainting fit in front of me.
One female I recall was hitting her head—hard—against the Gardens’ brick
wall screaming out for Paul, who, of course, wasn’t there to answer. He
didn’t yet know that the hopeful promise he offered in ‘‘All My Loving’’
would generate such desperate responses.
Inside the hockey arena, the sports palace that housed the storied Toronto
Maple Leafs, my grandfather and I had watched many games together, but I
was now entering it by myself for the first time to see the Beatles. It was a rite
of passage—my first rock concert. Many performers took the stage before
the Beatles, but in my fervent anticipation, I didn’t register any of them. I
was in the cheapest seats in the building, up in the gray area near the roof,
so I could barely see the stage. When DJ ‘‘Jungle’’ Jay Nelson of the local
CHUM radio introduced the Beatles, the din was frighteningly intense. I
knew the tunes, but I could barely hear the melodies for the screams from
the crowd. An older gentleman beside me lent me his binoculars from time
to time through the group’s brief half-hour set. Dressed in their matching
suits, like elegant bachelors at a ball, they withstood the barrage from the
crowd. Singing ‘‘She Loves You,’’ they dug their black heels into the floor,
as if fighting back hurricane winds, yet smiling happily, knowing that the
vivacity of that song could match, perhaps even surpass, the devoted shouts
the song earned. At times, it was as much a battle of wits as a concert. I
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pitch it had been during the heights of Beatlemania. If there was frenzy in the
audience, it seemed rehearsed, as if people were acting out roles in a movie in
their minds, no longer responding to the performance on stage.
I took my friend Doug Smith to the show and afterward, as we were exit-
ing, the crowd turned toward us, thinking they saw the Beatles and began
stampeding. I quickly pulled myself to the wall, clutching my tape recorder
for fear it would get broken. Unfortunately, I wasn’t as cautious about my
feet and someone stomped over my ankle spraining it slightly. Doug wasn’t
as fortunate: he got mowed down so fast I didn’t see where he went. When
the paramedics asked me for a description of Doug, I told them what he
looked like before the crowd clobbered him, but I was afraid to consider
what he might resemble now. I remembered the scary pitch of intensity in
the audience in 1964, but the mood this time was more potentially danger-
ous. The crowd was less responsive to the Beatles, or to their music; they
were now becoming conscious of their own power. The harmony between
the group and the audience was no longer synergized.
As I sat on the stairs waiting for the paramedics to find Doug, with my
ankle gently throbbing, I stretched out my legs. As I did, I heard voices and
footsteps coming down the steps toward me. Most of the crowd had left
the building by now so I found myself wondering who it was. As I looked
up, I was stunned to see that it was them—it was the Beatles. Here at their
final Toronto show, they were right before me. I was so startled that I
couldn’t decide whether to pull my legs in so that they could walk around
me, or leave my legs stretched out, so they could just jump over me. Con-
fused, I moved them up and down like a disabled drawbridge. Paul laughed
as he jumped over me, while George briskly walked around my feet toward
the wall. I brought my knees up and Ringo gingerly stepped around my feet,
but John had already decided to leap over me, and his foot caught the edge
of my knee. He started tumbling down the stairs, but quickly caught his bal-
ance toward the end, with George’s help. Horrified, I tried to say I was sorry
but the words wouldn’t come out. I was caught in one of those paralyzing
moments that resemble a dream where you try to run but you can’t because
your legs won’t move. Lennon quickly shot me his trademark look: an angry
pose replaced by a quick smile that caught you off guard and told you it was
alright. It was the same disarming smile you could clearly hear in his voice
on ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ or ‘‘I Feel Fine.’’ I stumbled down the stairs to
watch them enter the press lounge for what would be their final Toronto
press conference.
When Doug was finally found, he certainly wasn’t smiling. Although he
was physically fine, he was emotionally shook up. He was even less pleased
when he heard that I got to meet the Beatles. But I was the one who soon
had little reason to be smiling. Assuming the Beatles would come back the
next year, I decided to erase my tape of the concert because buying reel-to-
reel audiotape was pretty expensive for an 11-year-old—and, of course, the
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Beatles never returned. The tape that had once contained the Beatles’ final
Toronto concert was now filled with the voices of my grandmothers taunt-
ing each other as they played cards.
The concert in San Francisco at the end of the summer of 1966 was to be
their last. From that moment onward, they no longer wished to be the
Beatles we knew. They were soon to be disguised by nineteenth-century
moustaches and mutton chops, calling themselves Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club Band. Along with this new look and the fundamental shift in
their new singles, ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ and ‘‘Penny Lane,’’ their can-
did revelations about drug use began to test the loyalty of some fans (who
ran for comfort to the Monkees). But the effects of drugs had always been
part of their music, beginning with the uppers they used in Germany at the
outset of their career, so they could play maniacal rock ’n’ roll nonstop.
They embraced grass to reach the contemplative state of Rubber Soul,
turned to psychedelic drugs like LSD to reach the mystical grandeur of
Revolver in 1966. The widespread use of harder drugs, especially in the
counterculture, would evolve into a type of skid row psychosis, and when
John Lennon was taking heroin in 1968, the effects of this psychosis infil-
trated the Beatles, too. The harsh individualism heard on their ‘‘White
Album’’ that year began to mirror the violent splintering taking place in
the counterculture. The curtailing of political and cultural reform with the
assassinations of Martin Luther King and Robert Kennedy contributed to
ending the ideals of the era. Soon the hippie movement would evolve into
the Manson Family, while the Students for a Democratic Society would
become, in a modern equivalent of Dostoevsky’s The Devils, the terrorists
of the Weather Underground.
The drug culture the Beatles had endorsed had little impact on me,
although I did do some experimentation of my own. When I discovered
Frank Zappa in 1968, his persuasive view of the harmful impact of narcotics
was convincing. (Seeing what people around me were like on various types
of chemical refreshment served as a perfect deterrent as well.) But I did
become quite politically active on the left, especially after the shocking
events of 1968, and I briefly toyed with the extremism found in various col-
lectives and cells. When King and Kennedy were murdered, the thought of
revolution seemed not only necessary but inevitable to me. Fortunately,
when I discovered the writings of Arthur Koestler, Dostoevsky, Freud, Han-
nah Arendt, Wilhelm Reich, and Robert Lindner, through a high school
teacher’s marvelous humanities class, I realized much to my own dismay
that the political discourse I was endorsing was tinged with bitterness and
personal disillusionment. When the Beatles ended their celebrated career
with Abbey Road in 1969, they had concluded with the line, ‘‘The love
you take/Is equal to the love you make.’’ By the time they uttered those
words, I had realized all too well that there was little love left to take—or
make—from the culture.
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When the Beatles broke up in 1970, the book might have been closed: a
great rock band breaks up and life goes on, as John Lennon put it at the time.
But the group continued to be a leitmotif through the seventies, when people
kept clamoring for a Beatles’ reunion, until 1980, when Lennon was mur-
dered. The Beatles’ utopian spirit, a dream of love and inclusion, had always
been an artificial paradise, but the seventies had turned quite perfidious.
Since the stakes offered by the Beatles’ dream were so high, the disenchant-
ment with the sixties was all that more painful.
If one rock band in the history of rock music captured the hearts and souls
of an audience, plus the spirit of a decade, it was certainly the Beatles. Unlike
that of any other group, their music found ways to astonish us and change
our expectations of what pop culture could be. They helped to bring about
a cultural revolution that altered our perceptions of what the world around
us might become. The Beatles also offered a promise that we all could share
in. Beyond being a significant part of the cultural history of the sixties, they
were a force that shaped that history. While their musical innovations set
high standards among their peers, as a group, they went far beyond the sta-
tus of great pop stars. They were pop artists who deliberately gave voice to
their time while allowing others, in the process, the means to find their
own voices. The relationship the Beatles developed with their fans over eight
years, 12 albums, and dozens of singles became an intense explosion filled
with desire. The explosion they touched off echoed the New Frontier prom-
ised by John Kennedy in his 1960 inaugural speech when he implored, ‘‘Ask
not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your coun-
try.’’ Kennedy’s address, which asked America’s citizens to become part of
a larger dream, made possible the utopian spirit of the Beatles. When Ken-
nedy’s idealistic plea was answered with the gunshots in Dallas in 1963,
the country’s mournful mood was answered by the Beatles’ new hope a
few months after his assassination.
Although they were British, the Beatles’ idealism took the form of Ameri-
can rock and rhythm and blues music. And why not? ‘‘[They resurrected]
music we had ignored, forgotten or discarded, recycling it in a shinier, more
feckless and yet more raucous form,’’ wrote music critic Lester Bangs.1 And
they chose the most appropriate music in which to lift our spirits: ‘‘In retro-
spect, it seems obvious that this elevation of our mood had to come from
outside the parameters of America’s own musical culture, if only because
the folk music which then dominated American pop was so tied to the
crushed dreams of the New Frontier.’’ 2 From the moment the Beatles
appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show in February 1964, they seemed to resur-
rect the possibility for a better world. ‘‘[It was] the last time we can remem-
ber believing that life got better every day rather than worse,’’ Beatles’
biographer Philip Norman recalls.3 Author and critic Steve Turner, in The
Gospel according to the Beatles, confirms Norman’s view, while defining
our own complicity in the Beatles’ hopes. ‘‘During such a time of uncertainty
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the Beatles represented the best of what people longed for,’’ Turner writes.
‘‘They represented laughter rather than tears, hope rather than despair, love
rather than hatred, life rather than death.’’4
The joy we heard expressed in the Beatles’ best music offered us an ardent
connection to the group. But while that identification brought both the
pleasure and the belief those two writers describe, in time it would also bring
pain and disappointment. The unending riddle of the Beatles’ stamp on
popular culture is basically this: how did a band so devoted to love, also
attract, and occasionally inspire, such hate? ‘‘Within [Beatlemania] the sym-
bolisms of desire, fear, and foreboding ran wild,’’ Devin McKinney asserts in
his book Magic Circles: The Beatles in Dream and History. ‘‘Under its pro-
scenia, acts were committed which could not be consciously acknowledged
for what they were. And under its sway, the dreamer had no power over its
components, its direction, or its outcome.’’5 Within an open-ended dynamic,
the contours of their vision housed a passionate love riddled with paradoxes.
Although the strong fervor of this romance promised better days, it also
carried within it the roots of disillusionment, rage, and ultimately murder.
The innocent invitation of ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ in 1964, which
cast a bright reflection of deep love, would, within a few years, be answered
by the shadow of death formed by the grim prescience of ‘‘Helter Skelter’’
in 1968.
To imply that there is a dark side to the Beatles’ utopian dream is by no
means to say that the dream is false or inherently corrupt. It isn’t either/or.
Out of this dream grew hope, an honest desire for change, and even a sense
of fulfillment that comes with the realization of what that change can mean.
From the moment we heard our very first Beatles’ song, so unlike any other
pleasurable form of pop, many of us believed that the real world, if not our
own lives, would change into something much finer than we knew. The joy
expressed in a song like ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ made us believe that love
could extend the calendar, even though we knew it couldn’t literally be
done. Through the confluence of four disparate men coming together at the
time they did, with the songs they imagined, we invested hope that the world
they invented in those songs was inherently possible. But we then woke up
one day to discover that the world hadn’t changed for the better. We had
to recognize that the Beatles’ greatness lay in the way they changed our per-
spective on the world, rather than their impact on the state of the world.
Some experienced a profound sense of loss over the fact that something so
grand, so powerful, could change so little of the world’s poverty and the
hatred among nations. For others, the end of the Beatles dream was a
betrayal and no promise would ever again be great enough to make them feel
as hopeful again. The void at the heart of this kind of despair would be seen
in the actions of a Mark David Chapman. ‘‘In one way, or another, this
longing for community—the dream of self-willed equity and harmony, or
at least tolerant pluralism in a world where familiar notions of family and
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Tom Robbins wrote in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues that you could tell a
lot about a person by learning who his or her favorite Beatle was. The svelte
sixties’ model Twiggy remembered fights in the schoolyard over who the
most attractive Beatle was. (Her choice was Paul McCartney.) Comedian
Tim Allen loved Ringo’s everyman quality. Author J.K. Rowling was madly
in love with the quiet, contemplative George Harrison, but she wrote about
a hero, Harry Potter, who looked more like John Lennon. Blues singer/guita-
rist Bonnie Raitt covered her wall with Lennon pictures. She even had a
pillowcase with Lennon’s face on it so she could kiss him goodnight. My
own favorite, like Rowling, was George. His unassuming stature suited my
own reserve and I liked the simplicity of his songs. He seemed too shy to
have a voice and yet was still determined to express his thoughts. Don’t
bother me, one song might say. Think for yourself, another would add. ‘‘If
I Needed Someone’’ told you that he definitely had needs, but he wasn’t
needy. His egoless detachment naturally led to an interest in spiritualism
(and sometimes some pretty dull sermonizing) that was never less than genu-
ine. I admired and identified with that characteristic over the imposing
genius of Lennon, the magnetic showman’s gifts of McCartney, the steady-
rollin’ self-effacing appeal of Ringo Starr.
Most performers responded to what they heard in the music. In songs like
‘‘Town Without Pity’’ and ‘‘Only Love Can Break Your Heart,’’ singer Gene
Pitney had the loneliest voice next to Roy Orbison’s, or maybe Del Shan-
non’s—a voice that didn’t set out to build a community, but rather existed
in the shadow of night, on dark streets where it faded into isolation and
oblivion, the way Paul Muni did at the end of the Depression-era social
problem picture I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang (1932). Despite his for-
lorn romanticism, though, Pitney understood the utopian foundation that
the Beatles built. ‘‘I wasn’t an outsider looking in, but there was a feeling
of optimism,’’ Pitney once explained about his response to the Beatles.
‘‘There was something about whether the problems of the world, or person-
ally, you could make them work out. There was an answer to it. To me that
all fell apart at the end of the 1960s and diminished into something that
nobody ever believed in anymore.’’12 The Beatles’ story is partially about
things falling apart. But it’s also about desperately trying to put the pieces
back together again.
he was madly signing autographs as if he were the real deal. Mostly at these
happenings, though, you are exposed to fannish discourse given by the back-
ground players in the Beatles’ story. At one event in New Jersey in 1999,
Mojo magazine writers Dawn Eden and Simon Moran encountered former
Beatles’ publicist Tony Barrow enrapturing the crowd with old band stories
(one included quoting John Lennon who had once asked him, ‘‘If you’re not
Jewish and you’re not queer, why are you going to work for Brian
Epstein?’’). Sometimes they met some of the recording artists, all but forgot-
ten today, who toured with the Beatles in 1964. These were people I had for-
gotten I’d seen like singer Doris Troy, whose song, ‘‘Just One Look,’’ I loved
as a boy. Eden and Moran also encountered Gordon Waller, late of Peter
and Gordon, who recorded a battery of Lennon and McCartney discards
like ‘‘World Without Love’’ and ‘‘Nobody I Know,’’ reliving a time that
had definitely passed them by, if time was ever on their side to begin with.
They’re not forgotten by these hard-core fans, though, who are still looking
for a glimpse of that Beatles magic, an aura of what made their period so
convulsively joyous.
If these special guests can’t supply the magical ambience, then the fans
attempt to create it for themselves. Sometimes it took the form of Bob
Abdou’s Beatles Puppet Show, or the clone bands that tackled the music, like
Liverpool who performed ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ with every little
sonic detail in place. ‘‘The audience seems to think it’s really the Beatles up
there,’’ Eden and Moran wrote in Mojo. ‘‘Their excitement stems from Liv-
erpool’s frighteningly high-level of authenticity.’’13 By taking the right steps,
playing the right notes, who knows? Maybe they feel they can find the van-
ished Beatles’ spirit. Over the years, there has been an endless supply of
Beatles tribute bands, but perhaps no tribute quite like the one that took
place in Toronto on December 17, 2006. A 20-member ensemble called
Classic Albums Live (who had spent four years performing ‘‘classic’’ albums
by the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, and Radiohead) embarked on a 211-song,
12-hour Beatles marathon, beginning with the group’s 1963’s debut Please
Please Me right through to Let It Be in 1970. Rather than duplicate the
experience of the Beatles by adopting their look and attitude (as tribute
bands like Rain have), Classic Albums Live concentrated solely on the
music. ‘‘We treat these albums as if they are sacred,’’ founder Craig Martin
told Vit Wagner of The Toronto Star. ‘‘It’s a rock ’n’ roll recital. We’re a
cover band as much as the [Toronto Symphony Orchestra] is a cover
band.’’14 So if Mozart or Bach has provided a standard repertoire for sym-
phony orchestras to draw upon, Classic Albums Live believe the Beatles
have left a pop canon that cover bands can perform to seek legitimacy.
Delving into the essence of the Beatles’ pop canon has also put filmmakers
on a quest to capture some of that sacred territory. Theater wunderkind Julie
Taymor’s phantasmagorical stage production of The Lion King brought her
the success required for her to try her hand at movies. Her third picture,
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the obvious conclusion that that’s the Beatles unless you found a Ringo,’’
Cameron concluded.
For many, the Beatles forged an appealing lifestyle that fans wished to imi-
tate. In Osaka, Japan, back in 1999, a pub replica of the Cavern Club fea-
tured a Beatles-clone house band called the Bricks, who played the dream
Beatles concert. They began their show in the style of the group’s rough
punk origins in Hamburg in the late fifties, and then they recreated the con-
troversial 1966 show at Tokyo’s Budokan, where fierce nationalists who
issued death threats opposed pop music. The Bricks concluded with a replica
of the rooftop concert from Let It Be. Yasuhiro Honda of the Bricks calls
himself a Beatles expert who thinks about the Beatles most of his waking
life. ‘‘I want to put the Beatles into a black box and send them into orbit so
they can watch over our children in hundreds of years to come,’’ Honda told
Dawn Eden and Simon Moran of Mojo. ‘‘I want to spread the Beatles dream
all over the world.’’ He adds, incongruously, ‘‘It’s like a religion, like a big
disease, like cancer, like a beautiful, beautiful cancer.’’15 The Beatles as
‘‘beautiful cancer’’ is an intriguing image; it could have even been the title
of this book.
The contents of that image definitely wouldn’t have escaped short-story
writer Ann Hood, author of An Ornithologist’s Guide to Love, when she
wrote about her need to flee from the Beatles. In the beginning, their music
was a source of constant enjoyment for Hood and bonded her with her fam-
ily. In recent years, however, it became a source of pain and loss, haunting
her like an inescapable specter. ‘‘It is difficult to hide from the Beatles,’’ she
wrote in The New York Times in 2006.16 But why hide from the music
you love? For Hood, the Beatles had been a valuable part of her life ever
since she was a kid. She memorized their birthdays, knew all the lyrics to
their songs, and collected Beatles’ cards. With her cousin Debbie, Hood
would argue over whether songs like ‘‘Penny Lane’’ and ‘‘Strawberry Fields
Forever’’ were good enough to be worth the wait. She mourned the day Paul
McCartney got married, assuming (as many other girls did) that she alone
would get him. When Hood herself married and had children, she would
sing Beatles’ songs to them before they went to sleep. It was her way of shar-
ing her love for the music. Her young daughter Grace zealously embraced
her mother’s passion for the Beatles. She would quiz Ann on the title of
songs. What tune is that where the man is standing holding his head? she’d
ask. Ann had to get out her Help! album and unearth ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide
Your Love Away.’’
By the time Grace was four, she had seen all the Beatles’ movies, had the
Beatles’ 1 CD, and owned a photo book of their career. For mother and
daughter, the song they took as their own was the euphoric ‘‘Eight Days a
Week’’ (Grace’s brother Sam would join in when they started singing).
Before long, Grace had her favorite Beatle, but it wasn’t Paul, like her moth-
er’s choice. Oddly, it turned out to be Stuart Sutcliffe, the original bass
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player, who died in Hamburg before the Beatles conquered the world. But
one day, Grace saw the movie Backbeat (1993), which told the story of the
early Beatles in Germany and the bond between Sutcliffe and John Lennon.
Only then, when she realized that Stuart was already dead did she switch
allegiances to John. Before long, Grace seemed to know more about the
songs than her mom did.
When George Harrison died in 2001, Grace went into mourning, as if
she’d lost a friend, her mother remembered. In April 2002, the day after they
had shared a duet of ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ in the car on the way to
school, Grace took seriously ill with a virulent bout of strep. While she was
strapped to tubes and machines in the ICU, Ann and her husband began
playing her a tape of ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ even singing it to her, perhaps hoping
the magic of the song would revive her. It didn’t; she died soon after. At
her memorial service, her eight-year-old brother Sam sang ‘‘Eight Days a
Week’’ as loud as he could, so that his sister would hear it wherever she
was. After the memorial, Ann took all her Beatles’ records and put them in
a box, never wanting to see or hear them again. ‘‘[T]he very things that
had made me happy a week earlier were now too painful even to glimpse,’’
Hood wrote in The New York Times. ‘‘Grace had seized my passion and
made it her own. But with her death, that passion was turned upside-
down, and rather than bring joy, the Beatles haunted me.’’17 The opening
chords of ‘‘Yesterday,’’ for instance, now were devastating. A cover version
of the Beatles was enough to drive Hood to seek comfort in talk radio
where the Beatles perhaps couldn’t find her. ‘‘How foolish I was to. . .have
believed that everything I could ever want was right there in that family
room of my childhood: cousins, TV, my favorite music,’’ she wrote. ‘‘But
mostly I feel foolish for believing that my time with my daughter would
never end.’’18
By the end of her story, though, Ann Hood recognized that the magic spell
the Beatles had cast over her made her believe that all that she loved could
last forever. But when her daughter died, it broke that spell, made it seem
false for not coming true. At which point, the Beatles no longer brought
her pleasure, but pain instead. Anyone who loses a child, or a loved one,
can feel that certain songs or movies or books that they shared can be too
painful to bear, but Ann’s eager enthusiasm over the Beatles wasn’t just a
shared passion, it was a common dream between her and her daughter.
‘‘[P]erhaps that is love: a leap of faith, a belief in the impossible,’’ Hood
wrote. ‘‘Or for a grieving woman to believe that a mother’s love is so strong
that the child she lost can still hear her singing a lullaby.’’19 The intense emo-
tions stirred by the Beatles’ music are based so intrinsically on the listener’s
identification with the group that happiness and sorrow can become inter-
changeable. In a sense, this explains why the Beatles have inspired both love
and hate.
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‘‘The durability of the Beatles surpasses pretty much any other music I
know,’’ critic Dave Marsh wrote in 2007. ‘‘And as much as it belongs to
the waking world, it belongs to dreams.’’20 It’s been close to 40 years since
the demise of the Beatles, yet they continue to exist in an ethereal place
existing somewhere between the waking world and the world of our dreams.
From there, the Beatles continue to operate in the realm of our imagination,
no matter what shape the world happens to be in. Yet because of the Beatles,
we still try to imagine, as well as desire, better worlds to live in. But these
dream worlds, as fleeting as they are appealing, I’ve set out in Artificial Para-
dise to truly comprehend.
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PROLOGUE
Nowhere Land
We risk being the first people in history [who] have been able to
make their illusions so vivid, so persuasive, so realistic that [we]
can live in them.
Daniel J. Boorstin, The Image
When rock ’n’ roll began, its promise was pretty basic: the music told us sim-
ply that good times lay ahead. With that primary assurance, a captivating
pact was struck with listeners. A defiant claim was wagered in those early
records—they said the world was going to be a different place than it was to-
day. As early as 1954, Bill Haley proposed a simple pledge, an unadorned
avowal of that claim, when he said we’d find our freedom by putting our
glad rags on and rocking around the clock. The song, though, did more than
just rock around the clock. Youth riots broke out in movie houses after it
was featured in the opening credits of The Blackboard Jungle (1955), an oth-
erwise cautionary story about juvenile delinquency. The same year as Bill
Haley, the Penguins, a quietly graceful doo-wop group with ultimately only
one hit up their sleeve, promised us a world of feasible pleasures when they
asked us in ‘‘Earth Angel’’: Will you be mine? In answer, people danced with
their hips pressed just a little bit closer to their partners’. When Elvis Presley
first decided to shake his hips on national television, nations of eager teen-
agers were given permission to shake theirs—and shake them they did.
But for the 15-year-old John Lennon, from Liverpool, England, there was
something more to the promise rock offered than just putting your glad rags
on and wiggling your hips. Lennon was looking for a way out of his frus-
trated life in his indigent seaport town. Often he found himself dreaming
of being in a plane, flying over Liverpool, escaping altogether. Other times,
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he was on a giant horse, galloping unfettered, until his own fears detained
him and he ended up home feeling frustrated and defeated. One night,
though, in May 1956, Lennon discovered a way out, a possible means of
escape, when he caught something extraordinary on Radio Luxembourg,
which played all the American rock, blues, and R&B music that the BBC
didn’t allow. Lennon was listening to The Jack Johnson Show when he first
heard the voice of Elvis Presley singing ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’
Lennon had heard of Presley through his friend Don Beatty, who had
shown him Elvis’s photo in a copy of New Musical Express and told him
how great a song ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ was. Lennon had only heard Bill
Haley’s music to that point. He would remember his mother Julia dancing
to Haley, but the music did nothing for him. As for ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’
the title alone came across as phony and corny to the demanding Lennon.
But the great benefit of radio then, now lost to generations used to strictly
formatted playlists or iPods, was that on occasion it offered you the seren-
dipity of discovery. There was always the chance you’d hear something
you didn’t expect to find, or perhaps would ever find again. That’s how Len-
non finally encountered ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ that night, and he knew he had
to own that record. ‘‘When I first heard ‘Heartbreak Hotel’ I could hardly
make out what was being said,’’ Lennon recalled. ‘‘It was just the experience
of hearing it and having my hair stand on end. We’d never heard American
voices singing like that.’’1 And more than Elvis’s voice, which to Lennon
sounded like Frankie Laine, Johnny Ray, and Tennessee Ernie Ford rolled
into one, he realized all at once that nothing existed for him but rock ’n’ roll.
From that day onward, he thought of little else. Besides containing a sound
that encompassed him, it spoke of freedom, sex, and youthful rebellion.
‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ also opened up something else to Lennon. But he
wasn’t sure what it was exactly.
After he launched his meteoric career at Sun Records in Memphis a couple
of years earlier, in 1954, with his startling and still unmatched performances
of ‘‘That’s All Right’’ and ‘‘Mystery Train,’’ ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ became
Elvis Presley’s debut single for RCA Records. The origins of the composition
began with a steel guitarist from Georgia named Tommy Durden, who had
been playing country music in Florida since the forties. In 1955, Durden
met Glenn Reeves, a Jacksonville DJ and singer, who promptly introduced
him to Mae Axton, a schoolteacher, also an eager publicist for local country
music performers. Durden told Axton a story about a man who committed
suicide and left a note that said, ‘‘I walk a lonely street.’’ In trying to imagine
why the man in the story walked to the end of that lonely street, they decided
to write a song about where he might have ended up had he not killed him-
self. That place with no known address became Heartbreak Hotel. Axton
went to the annual DJ convention in Nashville in November 1955 and
pitched the song to Elvis, who was enticed to record it when he was given
a share of the writer’s credit. Jack Strapp, who owned Tree Music (and
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sponsored the convention), purchased the tune and Elvis recorded it in his
first RCA session.
Despite the popularity of ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’ which would get to #1 on
April 21, 1956, it is not one of Elvis’s best sides. He puts so much melodra-
matic affectation into his performance of this torch ballad that it inadvert-
ently comes across as a parody of the blues. But maybe what Lennon heard
in the song was what Leonard Marnham, the English post office technician
stationed in Berlin, hears in Ian McEwen’s 1990 novel, The Innocent. Bored
with his routine life, Marnham switches on the radio one night and, like
Lennon, suddenly finds ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’ McEwen describes Marnham’s
reaction to the song this way:
It spoke only of loneliness and irresolvable despair. Its melody was all
stealth, its gloom comically overstated. He loved it all, the forlorn,
sidewalk tread of the bass, the harsh guitar, the sparse tinkle of a bar-
room piano. . .The song’s self-pity should have been hilarious. Instead
it made Leonard feel worldly, tragic, bigger somehow.2
No question that the track tells an alluring story that can pull you out of
your ordinary life. For one thing, the singer is abandoned by his girl, just as
Lennon himself was by his own mother when he was five. He found a new
place to abide, right down Lonely Street, there at Heartbreak Hotel. But
the hotel gives the singer no comfort; it’s a phantom residence. The singer
is all alone, and so destitute he wishes he could die. The idea of this meta-
phorical hotel of the heart, this ‘‘new place to dwell,’’ spoke deeply to the
young Lennon, who would hear his own loneliness and desolation in the
song. But also out of that pain, he would hear his own possible, brighter
future. By traveling in his mind to Heartbreak Hotel, John Lennon started
to imagine a place beyond it. There’s a place in this sound, he thought, to
find one’s salvation. Of course there is. There’s a place, don’t you know that
it’s so?
It was February 11, 1963, almost seven years after John Lennon had his
life changed by hearing Elvis Presley sing ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ on Radio
Luxembourg. Now his group, the Beatles, were about to record their debut
album Please Please Me at EMI Records, not realizing that they too were
about to change the course of popular music. After the moderate chart suc-
cess of their 1962 single ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ the follow-up ‘‘Please Please Me,’’
recently released, had quickly become a monumental #1 hit. Riding that suc-
cess, the Beatles were about to record an album of cover songs and original
material to try to replicate their dynamic stage performances. After a notable
stint in Hamburg, Germany, playing some of the seediest nightclubs, rhythm
guitarist John Lennon, bassist Paul McCartney, guitarist George Harrison,
and their new drummer, Ringo Starr (who had replaced original
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percussionist Pete Best), had now become legends in Liverpool. This album
was designed to capture not only the excitement everyone was hearing in
their music but also the excitement that was building around the group.
The first song they began recording that day was called ‘‘There’s a Place,’’
an original Lennon and McCartney composition that took 13 takes to nail
down. Lennon was trying to get the black R&B sound he loved onto the
record. Meanwhile, his writing partner, McCartney, came up with the idea
of lifting ‘‘There’s a Place for Us’’ from the Original Broadway Cast LP of
Leonard Bernstein’s 1957 hit musical West Side Story. The dream place
Bernstein and his lyricist Stephen Sondheim created was an obvious, literal
metaphor, invented to accompany the play’s banal civics lesson that meekly
tackled racial and generational discord. Lennon and McCartney’s concept
turned out to be far more radical. ‘‘There’s a Place’’ laid the groundwork
for the Beatles’ musical and philosophical foundation, and it held all the
secrets to the potency of their appeal. Oddly enough, however, many would
never realize it: the track became their most underrated song. Perhaps
because it was sandwiched on the album between the quaintly romantic bal-
lad ‘‘A Taste of Honey’’ and the forceful album closer ‘‘Twist and Shout,’’
‘‘There’s a Place’’ was unnoticed by listeners. But it seems to have been invis-
ible to the group as well. The Beatles never performed it live during the hey-
day of Beatlemania. The tune never appeared on any compilation albums,
and nobody had ever covered it. In the United States, Capitol Records
ignored ‘‘There’s a Place’’ altogether until they released a Rarities LP in
1980. It did find a brief life in America as the B-side of the ‘‘Twist and
Shout’’ single on the independent Tollie Records in April 1964, which went
to #2 on the pop charts. While some critics drew significant attention to the
track over the years, most barely acknowledged its existence. Yet this vision-
ary song, with Lennon and McCartney’s most urgent, beautifully sung har-
monic pleas, paved the way for some great material to come, like ‘‘She
Loves You,’’ ‘‘All My Loving,’’ ‘‘Any Time at All,’’ ‘‘What You’re Doing,’’
and ‘‘Eight Days a Week.’’
‘‘There’s a Place’’ essentially fulfilled the promise of ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’
while simultaneously surpassing it. Like ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’ ‘‘There’s a
Place’’ finds the singer in a blue funk, but the place he takes us to isn’t
located down some lonely street. Rather than inventing a metaphorical
place, Lennon locates it in his mind. Here was a place with no boundaries,
no clear definition, and a space within which his endless imagination could
take flight. In his mind, Lennon could transcend his sadness. For in his mind,
he states, he finds no sorrow. Tomorrow won’t be sad, either, because
there’s a place, a place where he can realize his dreams.
Coincidentally, the reclusive Brian Wilson also wrote of an alternate place
where he could go. But where Wilson goes, in the Beach Boys’ beautifully
understated ‘‘In My Room,’’ is clearly at a remove from a threatening world
he sees closing in on him. And despite the song’s arresting and seductive
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harmonies, it’s clear that we’re not invited to join Wilson in his room. By
contrast, the joy and invention we hear in Lennon and McCartney’s harmo-
nies tell us that not only we are invited to this place where there’s no sorrow
but true happiness is contingent only on our presence. The sole pleasure we
take from ‘‘In My Room’’ is the relief the singer finds in getting there. The
ecstasy underscoring ‘‘There’s a Place’’ is wisely tempered by the singer’s
anguish as he declares his euphoria. You have to know what you’re tran-
scending, he seems to be saying, before you can reach transcendence. ‘‘In
‘There’s a Place,’ blue states are expressed with minor triads . . .rather than
a pentatonic blues style,’’ explains music critic Walter Everett. ‘‘Perhaps this
is because in this song, Lennon does not have the blues; he has retreated to
his mind, and we suspect that once there, happy memories of his beloved
have let him forget whatever it was that brought him ‘low’ in the first place.
Blues aside, both the lyrics and their tonal world express an unusual mix of
happiness and melancholia.’’3 What Everett describes here is the underpin-
ning of all the ambiguities of the Beatles’ utopian dream in the sixties. That
mix of happiness and melancholia, where heartache adds depth to pure
joy, and pure joy adds relief to heartbreak, sent ‘‘There’s a Place’’ past the
manufactured posturing of ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’
In less than two minutes, the time it takes to listen to this song, the Beatles
take us to Nowhere Land. But this isn’t the Nowhere Land of ‘‘Nowhere
Man,’’ a Lennon composition that describes an alienated state of mind.
Rather it refers to the Greek meaning of utopia—‘‘no place’’—a precinct
that doesn’t exist yet is a perfect locality. In Utopia, an ironic treatise on
the Elizabethan social order written in 1518, Sir Thomas More defined uto-
pia as a fictional island. Through the character of Rapheal Hythloday, More
travels to this paradise where he finds perfect political, social, and legal sys-
tems. Ever since the time of More, when people think of either utopias or
even dystopias, they usually locate them in a real world we can all recognize.
The Nowhere Land of the Beatles’ music, though, has no literal location. It is
sustained by a delicate balance held between the band and its audience, de-
pendent on a common mind created by the diverse group of men who make
up the Beatles. The Beatles were part of a different kind of revolution than
most of their contemporaries. ‘‘The true revolution of the sixties. . .was an
inner one of feeling and assumption,’’ according to author and critic Ian
MacDonald. He called that revolt ‘‘a revolution in the head,’’ the title for
his own book on the group.4
Perhaps it could be argued that the Beatles’ artistic progress could not
have truly evolved without the audience as their muse—and their adversary.
‘‘If the Beatles had ever embodied any principle beyond the transformative
power of rock ’n’ roll, it was that every step in their progress would entail
the inclusion, through engagement, of yet another community,’’ suggests
Devin McKinney in Magic Circles. ‘‘First they would form a community
among themselves; this would grow into a community that encompassed
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an imagined mass, an ideal audience, and after all the dues were paid and the
foundations laid, the community would include, or at least invite, everyone
who wished to play a part.’’5 As a result of this dynamic between the Beatles
and their fans, the implicit message of ‘‘There’s a Place’’ can be heard only
one way: Nowhere Land exists and the love it offers is only palpable if we
play our part in sharing the experience of going there with Lennon.
John Lennon had always made himself the pivotal figure in the Beatles’
utopian dream. With them, he proposed the possibility of community, the
plucky idea that by joining one, you could free yourself. ‘‘The Beatles and
their fans played out an image of utopia, of a good life, and the image was
that one could join a group and by doing so not lose one’s identity as an indi-
vidual but find it: find one’s own voice,’’ critic Greil Marcus wrote in a trib-
ute to Lennon shortly after he was murdered. ‘‘This was an image of utopia
that could encompass every desire for love, family, friendship, or comrade-
ship; while the Beatles were the Beatles, this image informed love affairs
and it informed politics. It shaped one’s sense of possibility and loss, of the
worth of things.’’6 Over time, though, things changed, both for the culture
and for the Beatles. Nightmares grew out of dreams. Promises couldn’t be
kept. For some devotees of the band, some were deliberately broken, tilling
the ground for the murderous impulses some felt justified in acting upon.
The screams of fans, at one time demanding the sharing of the unbridled
joy of the group’s best music, would now become either screams for blood
or the screams of bloodied victims. During this time, Nowhere Land was a
ghost town, abandoned even by the ghosts. The Beatles were no longer shap-
ing history, but becoming it, their utopian hope turning into a lamentable
loss. In their later music, like ‘‘All You Need Is Love,’’ they tried to supply
answers, rather than pose open questions. We were left wondering what
the dream was worth. Is a dream a lie if it doesn’t come true, Bruce Springs-
teen once asked in a song, or is it something worse?
great,’’ Lennon recalled. ‘‘But then I found that I wasn’t free. I’d got boxed
in. It wasn’t just because of my contract, but the contract was a physical
manifestation of being in prison. And with that I might as well have gone
to a nine-to-five job as to carry on the way I was carrying on. Rock ’n’ roll
was not fun anymore.’’8
By 1969, the Beatles were not much fun anymore either, nor did they inspire
in each other much in the way of hope. Their manager Brian Epstein had died
of an accidental drug overdose two years earlier, leaving them stranded. Man-
aging their own affairs, starting their own company, Apple Corps, had only
bitterly divided the band. After leaving the road in 1966, they had retreated
into the studio to record their Summer of Love totem Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club Band. By 1968, their double-LP The Beatles, the contentious
‘‘White Album,’’ had inadvertently ushered in a Summer of Hate. A psycho-
pathic fan named Charles Manson heard the record as a call to murder.
On August 9, 1969, with his cult followers, known as the Family, Manson
murdered five people in Los Angeles, including actress Sharon Tate, citing
the album as a coded message inspiring him to bring on the apocalypse. On
the walls of the murder scene, the title of two songs from The Beatles, ‘‘Helter
Skelter’’ and ‘‘Piggies,’’ were written in blood.
With the horror of the Manson murders simmering that summer, death
hovered in the air. In October 1969, two months after the Beatles finished
recording their last album, Abbey Road, a fan phoned a Detroit radio station
to inform the DJ that Paul McCartney was dead and, in fact, had been for
some time, having been killed in an accident in 1966. An imposter was now
playing his role. Since the Beatles were no longer on the road, their clandestine
lives in the studio were now clearly inspiring different kinds of dreams from
the ones that dramatized Nowhere Land. Citing clues from a variety of
Beatles’ songs and their record covers, the caller insisted that the man claiming
to be McCartney was being used as a decoy to keep the Beatles myth alive.
Within the month, the University of Michigan newspaper, The Michigan
Daily, featured a mock article by Fred LaBour that was picked up by a number
of international papers and immediately taken to heart by many Beatles’ fans
who had abandoned all common sense. It became clear at that moment that
the promising courtship of the early days of Beatlemania had deteriorated into
violence, bitterness, and crackpot conspiracy theories. Within a year of Len-
non’s Toronto press conference, while the counterculture was continuing to
regress, the Beatles, citing the irreconcilable differences, broke up.
After the collapse, each member embarked on a solo career. George Har-
rison uncorked the triple-LP All Things Must Pass in 1970, featuring a num-
ber of songs he couldn’t get on Beatles’ records. Ringo Starr put together an
album of sentimental standards for his mother called simply Sentimental
Journey. Lennon, the man who first dreamed up the Beatles, didn’t want to
quit the group quietly. After entering psychotherapy with Primal Scream
therapist Arthur Janov, Lennon didn’t just abandon the dream like the
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others; he decided it was time to end it. In December 1970, he gave a bluntly
dismissive interview to Jann Wenner, editor of Rolling Stone magazine, in
which he put down his former mates, asserting that the Beatles changed
nothing in the world. South Africa still had apartheid, he ranted, people
lived in poverty and corrupt governments had quelled positive change. By
protesting—quite rightly—that the Beatles could never enact the social
change many fans thought they would, he was now going on to deny that
their vision had any worth.
That same month, he released his own autobiographical record, named
after his new group, Plastic Ono Band, which began as a stark recollection
of his traumatic childhood. And one listen to the album’s intensely austere
songs made it clear that the world of possibility Lennon once heard in ‘‘Heart-
break Hotel,’’ the inclusive spirit he once proclaimed on ‘‘There’s a Place,’’ he
was now refuting. He stripped the songs of their quixotic power for the pur-
pose of discovering the naked truth about himself. ‘‘Mother’’ opened the
album with the peeling of funeral bells, as Lennon ranted angrily at the father
who abandoned him as a boy and at the mother who was killed soon after. ‘‘I
Found Out’’ expressed his angry contempt for religion and the pop culture the
Beatles helped inspire. ‘‘Working Class Hero,’’ a mournful old-fashioned folk
ballad, despaired of an authoritarian society that stripped its citizens of their
souls. Culture critic Albert Goldman, in his controversial biography The Lives
of John Lennon, aptly compared the theme of Plastic Ono Band to the Who’s
rock opera Tommy. ‘‘For what is the famous rock opera about?’’ Goldman
asks. ‘‘A boy traumatized by his mother’s cheating loses all his senses but the
most primitive, the sense of touch. He employs this mute yet passionate fac-
ulty to become a pinball hero—a symbol of rock ’n’ roll. Acclaimed by the
world’s youth as a pop star, he continues to evolve, becoming first a guru
and ultimately a saint. There is the legend of John Lennon to a T.’’9
On Plastic Ono Band, Lennon set out to reveal himself as a new man. The
music was different from the Beatles, as well, their colorful sound turned
into monochromatic black and white. Besides Lennon, the record featured
only Ringo on drums, Klaus Voorman, an old friend from the Beatles’ Ham-
burg days, on bass, and an immensely talented young black pianist who
had played on the Let It Be sessions named Billy Preston. On Plastic Ono
Band, Lennon set out to tear away what he perceived to be the illusory sym-
bols of being a Beatle—but that wasn’t going to be easy. ‘‘The Beatles not
only incorporated all the elements of John Lennon’s fragmented personality
but they harmonized these elements perfectly, which enabled them to
achieve total self-sufficiency,’’ Goldman wrote, explaining the difficulty of
Lennon’s task. 10 Since the self-sufficiency of the Beatles was partially
inspired by the image of John Lennon, in order to destroy the Beatles,
Lennon had to find a means to destroy their image. He did so in a song he
called ‘‘God.’’
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For a man who once claimed in 1966 that the Beatles were more popular
than Jesus and had himself claimed to his mates to be Christ at a business
meeting while tripping on acid, addressing God directly in a song wasn’t
far-fetched. But ‘‘God’’ wasn’t simply a Lennon riposte. He used the song
to strip away not only the illusions of religion but also the illusions of pop
deities who, Lennon felt, paraded like gods. ‘‘God’’ begins with Preston’s
stately piano introducing a gospel dirge. Lennon’s voice speaks over the
melody, suppressing the appealing melismas that once drew such affection
for his Beatles’ songs. He tells us that God is nothing more than a concept
we use to measure our pain. As if we were too shocked to take in the idea,
he repeats the phrase, seizing bitterly on the final words ‘‘our pain.’’ At this
point, the sermon begins. ‘‘God’’ presents the inverse of a gospel song’s affir-
mations. Reading from a laundry list of injustices, Lennon begins to tell us
what he doesn’t believe in anymore: magic, I Ching, Jesus, Hitler, mantras,
yogas, and kings all make the cut. After kings, he mentions Elvis, obviously
no longer worthy of being considered royalty. When Lennon denounces
Bob Dylan, another key figure in the Beatles’ musical and cultural evolution,
he calls him by his true name of Zimmerman. (His ploy becomes confusing
here since the name Dylan is that artist’s disguise, the illusion that Lennon
means to strip away.) Then he comes to the key line in the song: ‘‘I don’t
believe in Beatles,’’ he states, his voice rising in the mix over the piano,
which stops cold on ‘‘Beatles.’’ After this deathly silence, Lennon returns to
tell us what he does believe in now: himself—and Yoko.
Throughout the song, Lennon bites hard on the lyrics, careful not to allow
the lyrical beauty of his voice to come through. He saves his best singing for
a single pensive moment toward the end when, announcing that the Beatles’
dream is over, he insists that he’s no longer the dream weaver, but a man
reborn. He proclaims that he isn’t the walrus, alluding to the character he
playfully portrayed in one of his best songs, but John. Lennon’s voice rises
beautifully here, and then lightly falls like a leaf caught in a quick breeze,
as he divulges the simple truth that we have to carry on. In what sounds like
an irrepressible sob, a final somber glimpse back at an era of great promise,
Lennon softly cries out once again that the dream is over, and his brittle
voice breaks into tiny fragments swallowed up by the song’s silent decay.
The sound of Elvis Presley’s voice once altered John Lennon’s life. And
despite all his intentions in ‘‘God,’’ at the end we can still hear Lennon’s
voice accumulate the power that Presley’s had for him. When he recovers
the radiance in his voice, when he’s letting it all go, he thinks he’s ending
the Beatles’ utopian vision, closing the book on Nowhere Land. But what
he fails to see is that the dream is still there, and it’s no longer his alone.
When Lennon recorded ‘‘God’’ with the purpose of ending the Beatles’
storied myth, he didn’t consider that he’d eventually become a casualty in
the process. In 1980, he was murdered by a deranged fan who felt the former
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Beatle had betrayed him. Tragically, he wasn’t alone. George Harrison suc-
cumbed to cancer in 2001, but he had been mortally wounded in his home
a year earlier by another obsessed fan hearing voices. Contemplating Len-
non being killed by the gun and Harrison nearly by the knife, Keith Richards
of the Rolling Stones confronted the sick irony of ‘‘such pleasant guys, who
made such beautiful music and never did harm to anybody, [having] to go
through that kind of violence.’’11 Richards seemed to be implying that the
Stones, not the Beatles, had always been identified as the bad boys.
In the years following, the world didn’t become any easier, or easier to
understand. When you look out into it, you don’t see anybody wanting to
hold anybody else’s hand. In 2006, a divisive war was raging in Iraq, where
the American government had toppled a vicious dictator with the expressed
desire of restoring democracy. What they unleashed instead was more reli-
gious and sectarian violence than Iraq had seen under Saddam Hussein. In
one day, 130 Shiite pilgrims were killed by a suicide bombing in Karbala.
On another, an American private was accused of raping an Iraqi teenager
and murdering three members of her family, bringing back horrifying echoes
of the My Lai massacre in Vietnam a few decades earlier. Bombs killed hun-
dreds on a commuter train in Mumbai, India, in yet another example of
fanatical religious terrorism, while Russia continued to exert its force by cut-
ting off gas to the Ukraine over a pricing dispute. Iran continued its nuclear
research while declaring the demise of Israel. Not to be outdone, North
Korea decided to start testing nuclear missiles. Bin Laden continued to send
death-cult videotapes from his hideout, warning of more terrorist attacks.
Inquiries began into the CIA over 1,000 detected secret flights over Europe
transporting terrorist suspects to countries that allowed torture. Before the
year is end, Saddam Hussein was executed but religious violence continued
to tear Iraq apart. Soldiers of the coalition countries were coming back in
an endless parade of caskets.
One dull November day, in the face of all this turmoil, among the endless
bad news, dull commercials, and impersonal patter, an old Beatles’ song, the
gorgeous John Lennon number called ‘‘Because’’ appeared on the radio.
Filled with that blinding romantic spirit Lennon set out to end on Plastic
Ono Band, ‘‘Because,’’ originally heard on Abbey Road, broke through the
aural clutter. But this version was different from the one on the record. It
was stripped of the lovely baroque harpsichord instrumentation, so the
group’s rich a cappella harmonies shone forth—as it also sounded on
Anthology 3, the CD box of alternate takes. In the midst of reports of death,
recrimination, corruption, the opening lines jumped out: ‘‘Because the world
is round/It turns me on.’’ Was this somebody’s idea of a sick joke? Yet some-
how, despite all the horrible news dominating the airwaves that day, in a
world that wasn’t turning anybody on, you couldn’t resist the sentiments
expressed in the song; those voices were just too achingly gorgeous to write
off. Listening to the song made it easier to dismiss all the cheap sarcasm on
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talk radio, the monotony of the political pundits, the self-righteous reflexive-
ness of ideologues. The number seemed to blow away—momentarily—all
the horrors of the present, and took the listener to an eternal place where it
was once again possible to experience the pleasures of harmony. Even with
carnage everywhere, the shimmering beauty of Nowhere Land was again
in view. Lennon hadn’t ended the dream back in 1970, only the reality of
the group. The renowned pop melodies were still an inseparable part of
our own dreams. The real world around us might not be changing as we’d
hoped it would, but the artificial paradise of the Beatles’ music remained.
As it turned out, ‘‘Because’’ was the opening song on a new Beatles CD
simply called Love. The music included was the sound track for the Cirque
du Soleil Beatles tribute that had opened at the Mirage in Las Vegas earlier
in June. The theatrical acrobatic dance troupe, founded in 1984 and noted
for combining surrealism and tent-show theatrics, had been eager to mount
a show based on the Beatles’ music and first considered it in 2000 when
George Harrison and artistic director Guy Laliberte, both racing car
fanatics, became friends on the Formula One circuit. At the Montreal Grand
Prix, Harrison told Laliberte that he thought the Cirque should contemplate
a show based on Yellow Submarine, the Beatles’ 1968 animated film. Once
Apple and the Cirque reached an agreement, however, they moved away
from the idea and concentrated on creating a fantasia on the themes in the
Beatles’ music. The $27 million production would feature 60 performers in
costumes that would combine sixties’ pop art with the dusky industrial look
of Liverpool. Characters from their songs—Lady Madonna, Mr. Kite, Lucy
in the Sky with Diamonds, Eleanor Rigby, and Father McKenzie—would
also flit through the show. For the music, the Cirque du Soleil contacted
George Martin, the man who had produced most of those great records,
who (due to his age and hearing difficulties) brought his son Giles on board
to produce a series of remixes and mash-ups of Beatles’ songs to shape the
show. These tracks would provide a panorama of soundscapes whose
common thread was the theme of love, the focus of many of their songs. In
2003, father and son prepared about an hour and a half of music for the
show, 80 minutes of which would fill the CD. They approached the project
as if scoring a film, and indeed the Love album resembles a movie for
the ears.
On first listen, Love is rather jarring because it toys with our memories of
the songs and their original context. But as much as the individual tunes
have their place on their individual albums, and in our memories, Love is
something different: a scrapbook of song fragments, an elaborate Beatles
mosaic created from an impressionist painting of Nowhere Land. While it
enhances the Beatles’ mystique, the CD is essentially the sound track of the
stage show. But it has its own thematic coherence as an album. Love draws
for us a picture of the Beatles’ utopian vision as a convoluted reverie we have
now claimed as our own. It is conceived primarily as our memory of the
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Beatles, not the band’s. In spite of Lennon’s efforts on ‘‘God,’’ Love proves
that the dream isn’t over.
Love opens with the soft cries of nature, sound effects borrowed from a
recording of ‘‘Across the Universe,’’ before the harmonies of ‘‘Because’’
open the album. Dominic Champagne, the director of the stage show, had
been listening to ‘‘Because’’ on the Anthology CD and adored the a cappella
harmonies so much he wanted to include it in the program. On the final
relieved sigh of the vocal harmonies comes the final piano chord from
‘‘A Day in the Life,’’ only played backward. ‘‘I guess we thought that as it
made such a great ending, turned around it was bound to make a great
beginning,’’ Giles Martin wrote in the CD booklet for Love.12 That monu-
mental chord crashes right into the memorable G eleventh suspended 4th
on George Harrison’s 12-string Rickenbacker which opens ‘‘A Hard Day’s
Night.’’ As that chord lingers in the air, Ringo’s rare drum solo from Abbey
Road (on ‘‘The End’’) plays over it until the opening riff from ‘‘Get Back’’
propels us directly into the song. In just these opening few minutes, Giles
and George Martin unravel a tapestry of conflicting fragments, a Beatles hall
of mirrors that reflects back to us splinters of distant sounds, of fleeting
memories, both happy and sad, that we’ve stored for years. The effect is
anti-nostalgic because rather than ask us to harken back to the golden days
of the sixties, the album instead tests the worth of these songs today. By dar-
ing to break them apart and reconfigure them, Giles and George Martin are
letting these sounds loose, as if they were I Ching coins being thrown to see
what they might say to us today.
As ‘‘Get Back’’ rolls toward its conclusion, Lennon’s cries of ‘‘Oh yeah’’
from The Beatles’ track ‘‘Glass Onion’’ creeps over the top of McCartney’s
shouts of ‘‘Hello, hello’’ from ‘‘Hello Goodbye,’’ providing a vivid contrast
between Lennon’s despondency and McCartney’s bright optimism. At this
point, the Renaissance horns from ‘‘Penny Lane’’ begin to adorn Lennon’s
cry, ‘‘Nothing is real,’’ until the creeping strings that end the song turn into
the chamber melody of ‘‘Eleanor Rigby.’’ With a spirited theme out of
Vivaldi, by way of Bernard Herrmann’s trepidatious score for Psycho
(1960), the chamber string arrangement leads us into tragedy—the lonely
people whom the solitary Eleanor Rigby laments. At the song’s conclusion,
the clamor of children playing in the street is met by the sound of an ambu-
lance going by. Since the melody played over this section is the guitar line
from ‘‘Julia,’’ a song Lennon wrote about his late lamented mother, the
ambulance might be invoking her death. As it departs, we hear the count-
in of George Martin in the studio leading us to ‘‘I Am the Walrus,’’ a Lennon
song whose roots are found in his childhood love of Lewis Carroll, which
brought solace to this bereaved motherless boy.
As the chorus chant that concludes ‘‘I Am the Walrus’’ mixes in with the
spinning dial of a radio, picking up snatches of Shakespeare, the screams of
the early Beatles’ crowds return us to the world of Beatlemania, back to
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those first concerts, when their world was a stage. We catch the eager intro-
duction of the group at the Hollywood Bowl in 1964, as the band launches
into ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ the song that first seduced American
audiences with the Beatles’ music. As the portion of the song concludes with
the audience screams fading behind them, the Martins give us a clever mash-
up collage featuring three songs from the middle of the Beatles’ career. Start-
ing with ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ the opening song from Rubber Soul, the Martins
capture the group at the height of swinging London in a number with a
clever role reversal. The guy in the song plays chauffeur to his girlfriend
who wants to be a star. Martin adds some lovely touches, including McCart-
ney’s Indian-flavored guitar solo from ‘‘Taxman’’ which replaces the origi-
nal one in ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ plus the blues-drenched horn shuffle from
Harrison’s ‘‘Savoy Truffle’’ that underscores the girl’s request to have the
guy drive her car. The track then moves quickly into ‘‘What You’re Doing,’’
an underrated McCartney track about his relationship with actress Jane
Asher. Almost magically in the same beat as ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ ‘‘What You’re
Doing’’ serves as the guy’s answer to the girl’s request in ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ a
response that quickly resolves itself in the third section, ‘‘The Word.’’ And
the word, of course, is love.
As the sly and sexy ‘‘Beep, beep, yeah’’ returns us briefly to the conclusion
of ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ the drone of the Indian sitar, associated with Harrison’s
incorporeal ‘‘Within You Without You,’’ takes us into a different love: the
mystical kind the Beatles soon embraced. While taking Lennon’s vocal
‘‘Sun King’’ and playing it backward as ‘‘Gnik Nus,’’ Love develops a sooth-
ing ambience that draws us right into Harrison’s airiest love song, ‘‘Some-
thing.’’ As his joyous song of devotion concludes, under the encircling
organ of his ‘‘Blue Jay Way,’’ we hear traces of Lennon singing ‘‘Nowhere
Man,’’ leading us into the macabre circus atmosphere of ‘‘Being for the Ben-
efit of Mr. Kite.’’ Lennon’s carny-barker vocal announces a splendid time
guaranteed for all, but we’re thrust into the biting, bluesy organ of ‘‘I Want
You (She’s So Heavy),’’ Lennon’s obsessive love song to Yoko Ono, while
McCartney shrieks out his desperate lyrics from ‘‘Helter Skelter’’ under it.
In track after track, the preeminence of their music is balanced by the
urgency of its darker components.
After the appropriately imperative cries of ‘‘Help!’’ the soft acoustic guitar
of Paul McCartney’s lovely ‘‘Blackbird’’ moves seamlessly into ‘‘Yesterday,’’
his lament of loss which hasn’t lost any of its poignancy through the years.
The question of whether to include it in the show apparently caused some
concern for Giles and George Martin, because the song is so iconic, so well
known; they feared it would be too obvious a choice. But while Giles was
in Montreal helping the Cirque sound designer set up another show, Martin
began playing around with the PA system and while testing the board, he
decided to play ‘‘Yesterday’’ on it. When it was over, he looked up to see
that all the other workmen had stopped working to listen. Martin knew then
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whether it was about LSD (the initials of the title, the surreal imagery in the
lyrics), but while drugs had become a habitual part of the Beatles’ music by
then, ironically, the song was not enhanced by chemicals. From up in the
sky, we move down into the ocean for Ringo’s children song ‘‘Octopus’s Gar-
den.’’ Since it is a close cousin to ‘‘Yellow Submarine,’’ the producers cleverly
add a musical reference to that song here. They begin with the maudlin
Mantovani-like strings used in ‘‘Good Night,’’ Lennon’s tune to Julian (which
Ringo sings), but Ringo’s voice is slowed down to match the melody of his
song, while the rival melody is played by the orchestra. Originally Giles Mar-
tin wanted to use the morose string movement that ended ‘‘Glass Onion,’’ but
he found it too creepy and wisely rested on ‘‘Good Night’’ instead.
For the next song, ‘‘Lady Madonna,’’ both Martins have fun with its
structure. Opening with the bridge as a lead-in, the track is reminiscent of
George Martin’s early experiments with the group, like having them open
‘‘She Loves You’’ with the bridge instead of the verse. Harrison’s majestic
‘‘Here Comes the Sun’’ is a folk mantra that Giles Martin cleverly links to
his earlier spiritual tome, ‘‘The Inner Light’’ (which was the B-side of the
‘‘Lady Madonna’’ single). Lennon’s anthem ‘‘Come Together’’ has far more
presence here than on Abbey Road and toward the end the producers mix in
elements of ‘‘Dear Prudence,’’ ‘‘Cry Baby Cry,’’ and McCartney’s song frag-
ment, ‘‘Can You Take Me Back,’’ all from The Beatles. Out of the compet-
ing melodies, which sound like a mixed chorus of nursery rhymes, comes a
blast of distorted guitar that opens Lennon’s incendiary ‘‘Revolution.’’ The
chastising of violent revolutionaries astutely segues into ‘‘Back in the
U.S.S.R.’’ which uses the musical spirit of Chuck Berry to lampoon the pio-
neer revolutionary state of the Soviet Union.
After writing the orchestral arrangement for both ‘‘Yesterday’’ and
‘‘Eleanor Rigby,’’ George Martin was called upon to write a new score for
an alternate acoustic version of Harrison’s ‘‘While My Guitar Gently
Weeps.’’ The released version, from The Beatles, was a rock anthem featur-
ing Eric Clapton on lead guitar. But the earlier demo, which featured just
Harrison on his acoustic guitar and McCartney on a harmonium, is more
satisfying. ‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’’ was always a catchy, if overly
dramatic expression of self-pity, but in this much simpler version, the tune is
less ostentatious and more pensive. Martin was initially resistant to writing
another string score. But encouraged by his son and Harrison’s widow,
Olivia, he went ahead. ‘‘‘Yesterday’ was the first score I had written for a
Beatle song way back in 1965 and this score forty one years later is the last,’’
Martin remarked.14 With the addition of his understated and elegant string
arrangement, the song finally achieves a ripe poignancy that permits it to
serve as the mirror opposite of ‘‘Here Comes the Sun.’’ If the latter celebrates
the rebirth of the spring, the former now sadly contemplates mortality.
‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’’ on Love becomes a deeply touching epi-
taph for Harrison.
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Once there was a way to get back homeward. At least, that’s how the song
went. For Paul McCartney, since the Beatles broke up in 1970, getting back
homeward had become a fruitless task. All his life, as his career scaled musi-
cal heights not imagined, McCartney continually looked to the past for some
point of reference, or maybe for some profound meaning to make sense of
how far he’d come as an artist. Who could blame him? With the Beatles,
he not only was living out a dream but the dream took on a life that made
him feel larger than he truly was. His songs once had a power that they
couldn’t attain now that he was on his own. Writing in the Beatles was about
more than just honing his craft. Being in the Beatles fulfilled McCartney’s
ambitions and gave full shape to his creative impulses; it completed him.
With the band gone, looking back might seem futile. But without a sense
of the past, McCartney couldn’t see a future.
Unlike John Lennon, who consistently sought to escape his own history,
McCartney always looked for a means to return home. But where was
home? And what did home actually mean? In ‘‘Yesterday,’’ a young man
reflects on innocent times, when personal troubles were nothing more than
a distant blur. By finding refuge in that past, he might eventually become
the man he’d hoped to be. But where was this place? Early on Lennon
identified a dwelling for himself—in his mind. He sought satisfaction there
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in a song like ‘‘There’s a Place’’ because he could discover none in the real
world. McCartney, on the other hand, finds no true refuge anywhere in
‘‘Yesterday,’’ only the need for a place to hide away. Even on an earlier
composition, ‘‘Things We Said Today,’’ which seemed anchored in the
present, he includes hints of yearning back. ‘‘It was a slightly nostalgic thing
already, a future nostalgia,’’ McCartney told friend and journalist Barry
Miles. ‘‘[W]e’ll remember the things we said today, some time in the future,
so the song projects itself into the future, and then is nostalgic about the
moment we’re living in now, which is quite a good trick.’’1 The thought of
looking into the future, while living in the present, but always looking back
to the past, was actually less a trick than the continued state of Paul McCart-
ney’s mind.
An unfinished McCartney song fragment, recorded in 1968 during a studio
session for The Beatles, found its way onto the record between Lennon’s
pensive ‘‘Cry Baby Cry’’ and the musique concrete of ‘‘Revolution 9.’’ The
song, which arrived suddenly like a cry from the beyond, repeated a phrase
over an acoustic arrangement borrowed from ‘‘I Will’’ (a song McCartney
had just been recording). It was the phrase, ‘‘Can you take me back where I
came from, can you take me back?’’ But this lovely yet eerie ballad, heard
in a faint echo, seemed weightless, practically haunting itself. Take you back
where? it left you asking. After the mournful weight of ‘‘Cry Baby Cry,’’
‘‘Can You Take Me Back’’ seemed a faint plea from a ghost ship, a desperate
appeal for solace that would never find resolution. Before you could even
grasp where McCartney needed to go, his voice gently faded into the back-
ground, and then suddenly vanished from the record.
By 2005, rather than continuing to compose songs that sought a way
home, McCartney began literally trying to get back. He had experienced
too much grief to endure in recent times. It had been 25 years since Lennon,
his former writing partner and creative adversary, had been murdered. His
loving wife and collaborator Linda McCartney had died of breast cancer in
April 1998. George Harrison, his childhood friend and fellow Beatle, was
also dead from cancer. His new marriage to model Heather Mills was
quickly coming undone. McCartney may have started to wonder if he
actually had become the character in ‘‘Yesterday.’’ The troubles he wished
were far away now covered his life with heartbreak and loss. The dream life
he had once accomplished for himself didn’t conform to the life he was now
living as a popular solo musician. So McCartney had the idea to retrace his
professional steps. A new album and a special concert to promote it might
provide clues to solving the puzzle of his life.
The first step in this direction, though, actually began a few years earlier in
1999, in the same dank basement cellar where manager Brian Epstein had
first heard the Beatles in 1961: Liverpool’s Cavern Club. The material
McCartney had chosen to take to the Cavern (which had since been reno-
vated) was fitting for the occasion. It was, in fact, some of the same music
Once There Was a Way 3
Epstein would have known. McCartney had just recorded a new album
called Run Devil Run, a sparkling catalog of hard-driving rock songs from
the fifties. He came to excavate the seminal work of his life as a way to
reconnect to the very source of what he loved most (as Lennon had also done
less successfully on Rock & Roll back in 1975). Run Devil Run revealed to
the listener McCartney’s polished showman’s instincts in picking songs that
best defined his varied strengths. His tastes may be erratic, with a tendency
toward the maudlin, but his sense of his own personal musical roots is sure.
It’s what earned him the right to lead his own band.
McCartney brought together a talented ensemble, including Pink Floyd
guitarist Dave Gilmour, guitarist Mick Green, pianist Pete Wingfield, and
drummer Ian Paice, and put them through the same rigorous recording
schedule the Beatles had once adhered to. They would play through all the
giants of fifties’ rock: Gene Vincent (‘‘Blue Jean Bop’’), Larry Williams
(‘‘She Said Yeah’’), Ricky Nelson (‘‘Lonesome Town’’), Fats Domino
(‘‘Coquette’’), and, of course, Elvis (‘‘All Shook Up,’’ ‘‘I Got Stung,’’
‘‘Party’’). There was also one McCartney original (‘‘What It Is’’). He would
later say about revisiting this developmental music that ‘‘it [was] the magic
drama they created in the music that was important, not the person.’’2 This
was McCartney’s way of saying that Run Devil Run was more than just a
nostalgic tribute album to the heroes of his past; the album also connected
him to the intimate moments of his own past, where dream and intent had
converged, where the Beatles’ magic dream of Nowhere Land had fully
surfaced. ‘‘[I]t wasn’t always the song or how good the singer was, it was
how good my memory of it was, whether it was a really glowing hot ember
of a memory,’’ McCartney told Jim Irvin in Mojo.3
That glowing hot ember was burning pretty bright in 2005, too, when he
decided to record an album of new songs titled Chaos and Creation in the
Backyard. Rather than produce the record himself, he brought on board
Radiohead’s Nigel Godrich. With Godrich, McCartney sought to move
away from the melodic lyricism of his more traditional songs and experi-
ment instead with creating innovative tunes with layered patterns. ‘‘I think
that’s what Nigel wanted,’’ McCartney told Jon Wilde in Uncut. ‘‘A friend
of mine heard it and said, ‘It’s like you’re taking me to a place with this
album.’’’4 The place he was taking us to wasn’t home, exactly, but maybe
it traced the beginning of how to get there. The front cover of the CD
provided a small clue. It was a stark black-and-white photo, taken by his
brother Mike in 1962, featuring Paul sitting alone in the backyard of
his parents’ house, below a clothesline full of drying sheets, strumming his
acoustic guitar and singing a song. The picture was taken through a window
shielded by some net curtains, made by his late mother Mary; in the frame,
they appear to be silhouetting her talented son. The photo, taken the year
the Beatles would release their first single ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ shows Paul look-
ing off beyond the yard (perhaps dreaming for the moment he would no
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longer be alone). What the CD cover tells us is that, for McCartney, chaos
underscored his life after the early death of his mother from breast cancer.
But music was his salve for healing those wounds. He abandoned the isola-
tion of that backyard when he embraced John Lennon’s the Quarry Men
as his new residence. Grief and the hope for salvation became the corner-
stone of the Beatles’ music. That same mixture would form the ambience
of Chaos and Creation in the Backyard.
To launch the CD, McCartney decided to give a small concert for an
invited audience and film it at Abbey Road Studios. The event served as a
coming home to where the dreams of Nowhere Land truly began, where
chaos actually turned into creation. As McCartney walked onto the studio
floor, he looked out toward the invited guests, pleased to be there but over-
whelmed to find himself in surroundings that held indelible memories.
‘‘That’s where the grown-ups lived,’’ McCartney said, pointing up to the
control room and reminding the audience of the time he was a kid about to
make his first record. He talked about his nervousness in recording ‘‘Love
Me Do’’ because, in order for Lennon to play his harmonica in the chorus,
McCartney had to sing the title over it. He then glanced around the studio
floor, wistfully taking it in. He imagined Lennon singing ‘‘Girl’’ in one
corner, Harrison plucking his guitar in another, and right behind him, he
could picture Ringo keeping time. As the past appeared almost ready to
swallow him up, McCartney quickly announced, ‘‘I want to try things a little
bit different.’’
After introducing Nigel Godrich, who would record certain effects and
play prepared tape loops, McCartney grabbed an acoustic guitar and
launched into a new song from the album. ‘‘Friends to Go,’’ which he
described as ‘‘a George song,’’ was a fascinating McCartney tune. Address-
ing the singer’s need to reveal himself, because he’s been hiding and waiting
for friends to leave, the number seems to have a lot in common emotionally
with Lennon’s ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away.’’ ‘‘Friends to Go’’
makes you aware of the gaps in McCartney’s creative life because he was
now exposing them in this song. He followed it up with ‘‘How Kind of
You,’’ a song about being grateful for someone’s love and friendship. There’s
an elegiac beauty to this song. It tells us something of his desire for the com-
munity of friends, and how the loss of his mates has deprived him of it. Mean-
while Godrich uses loops of an epiphonic acoustic guitar to add textures that
sound like pouring water washing away the pain. After finally rendering
himself defenseless, McCartney began to launch into his musical past.
First, he began rubbing the top of a series of empty wine glasses with his
fingers, recording a drone effect, before performing ‘‘Band on the Run’’ as
a rousing sea shanty. Later he transformed ‘‘Lady Madonna’’ from its origi-
nal barrelhouse tribute to Fats Domino into a blues dirge. He danced as
lightly as Fred Astaire through Eddie Cochran’s turns of phrase in ‘‘Twenty
Flight Rock,’’ the cover song that got him into Lennon’s group. Later he
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unveiled Bill Black’s original stand-up bass, the one featured in ‘‘Heartbreak
Hotel,’’ when Black was in Elvis’s band. McCartney wrapped his arms
lovingly around the neck and performed his own version of the song.
He was enjoying the freedom of opening up territory, connecting with the
crowd, and taking them into new and interesting facets and interpretations
of his work. He was reinventing himself, and his music, in the very place
where he had first begun recording it. With a new authority, he used the
occasion to invoke his old partners who were no longer there. To accomplish
that goal, toward the end he created a song on the spot where, with the
magic of overdubbing, he got to play bass, rhythm and lead guitar, plus
drums, to become—in spirit, anyway—the Beatles. But as enjoyable as this
track was, McCartney knew that he couldn’t outjump the shadow the
Beatles had created. After all, what was he singing? ‘‘Gotta go home,’’ he
cried happily. Gotta get back.
One poignant moment stood out from all the others. Early on, he started
to play an old song, ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger,’’ that many in the audience
didn’t know, summoning his former mates without being consumed by their
loss. Recorded in 1958 with the Quarry Men, ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger’’
was the group’s first record. And in it, the only tune that McCartney and
George Harrison ever wrote together, lay the genesis of the utopian promise
the Beatles would set forth—then tried in vain to live up to. Encouraging the
throng to sing along with him, McCartney sang that in spite of all the
danger, he’d do anything for you, anything you’d want him to, as long as
you’d be true. The lyric never once indicates what the danger is, but we
assume that it’s looming, ready to pounce, if that promise isn’t fulfilled. Even
in 1958, perhaps, McCartney recognized that the danger in any dream—
especially a romantic one—is the fear that it won’t come true, or more to
the point, that it won’t last. ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger’’ is about how the
Beatles’ story began, and in a way, it’s about how it ended. Yet that night,
McCartney offered that hope once again and the audience affirmatively
joined in, forgetting the heartbreak that inevitably follows the promise that
song made. And at that moment, the longtime burden of being a Beatle
appeared to be lifted: McCartney had happily recalled a point in time when
he was one. He was home.
For McCartney, as well as for the other Beatles, Liverpool was literally
home. Thanks to the band, today the city is a tourist haven, apparently
second only to the Tower of London for sightseers in England. Of course,
the city’s history is hardly a cause for celebration. One has to remember that
while Liverpool spawned the Beatles, the Beatles ultimately wished to break
free of Liverpool. Yet the band never dismissed their roots and rightly so.
One could always hear the character of Liverpool in their songs, the sense
that as things could always get worse, we’ll try our best to make them better.
It’s a common characteristic that’s quite germane to the city, a quality
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shyness, or her forlorn whimpering that prevents her from sustaining joy;
rather, it’s in her strong desire to imagine a way out of misery. Despite
Wesley’s continued attempts to break up their relationship by standing her
up, never calling, or even flirting with Margo when he comes to family
dinner, Rita still maintains the faith that he’ll still one day want to hold her
hand. As the Beatles looked beyond their own environment, to dream of a
world where they could prevail, they had to carry the ghosts of the past that
they escaped from. In the last moment of The Dressmaker, when Rita wakes
up from a horrible nightmare with a hideous scream, it’s a scream that
releases her momentarily from a bad dream. But the scream is itself a mani-
festation of the kind of bad dream she won’t escape. That scream would find
its own release in the Beatles’ shouts of freedom in ‘‘Twist and Shout’’ and
‘‘Money.’’ But it would also find its echo in Lennon’s twisted, painful
screams toward the end of ‘‘Mother,’’ on his solo 1970 Plastic Ono Band
album, when his cries aren’t about finding freedom, or even resolution. They
were the screams of a man who, as Albert Goldman said, couldn’t get the
past out of his system.7
The fear and repression that the Beatles sought to escape was not abstract.
‘‘Their era had been on close terms with [that fear] since the first thump of a
Nazi boot at the far end of the European corridor,’’ wrote Devin McKinney
in Magic Circles: The Beatles in Dream and History.8 The Beatles came into
a world that was being bombed continuously between 1940 and 1944.
As McKinney points out, Britain’s major cities were brought to the edge of
infrastructural collapse. The threat of death continually lingered in the dead
silence of national blackouts. After the invasion of Poland and the capitula-
tion of France, Britain feared that it could be next. Clothing, electricity, and
food became luxuries, and starvation was staved off by cans of Spam. In the
midst of this horror, the Beatles were born. ‘‘[John Lennon] first took
breaths in a world full of fearful screaming females, and found the first name
of his country’s revered prime minister [Winston Churchill] affixed patrioti-
cally to his person,’’ McKinney remarked.9
After watching their parents sacrifice both life and livelihood to fend off
Hitler, the next generation wanted nothing less than their freedom. But it
wasn’t the security and comfort their parents craved for that they were after.
The generation of the Beatles wanted to test the worth of the values they’d
just inherited. They weren’t content to grow up with a legacy handed to
them only out of sacrifice. The risks they wished to take, in testing those
limits, would come from the pleasurable sensations they heard in rock ’n’
roll music. ‘‘We were the generation who didn’t really suffer from the war
and we didn’t want to have to keep being told about Hitler,’’ George Harri-
son recalled. ‘‘We were more bright-eyed and hopeful for the future, break-
ing out of the leftover Victorian mold of attitudes and poverty and
hardship.’’10 Those bright-eyed hopefuls had found their bearings the very
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moment that the Labour Party started pulling the plug on the British Empire
in 1945. Before long, the new government started providing health care and
education, as well as reforming the class system. During the fifties, amidst a
burgeoning welfare state, a Conservative government promoted a consumer
culture that was built on the postwar American model. By the sixties, that
bold decision would launch a renaissance in British popular culture.
In the postwar fifties, besides boredom, deprivation, and bomb holes for
playgrounds, American movies and the music of Elvis Presley, Fats Domino,
and Little Richard stepped into the cultural breach. These artists offered
something to aim for—a world to conquer. The world the Beatles had come
from was bleakly monochromatic. It was the grim purpose following the
war of joining the National Service, of being molded into the army’s idea
of being a man. ‘‘You have to remember that we’d watched all that happen
to Elvis,’’ Paul McCartney explained. ‘‘He’d been this ultimate rebel figure
who we’d all worshipped. Then they made him cut his hair and he had to call
everyone ‘sir’ and he was never really the same again . . .Before we knew
what was happening, we were like errant school kids off the leash.’’11 With
the end of compulsory service, here was a prospect of something novel,
perhaps something better. ‘‘[I]t was like a paradise had been created for
young people,’’ McCartney continued. ‘‘There were all these possibilities
opening up that our parents could only have dreamed about. Suddenly, our
entire world was bright colors.’’12
The generation of the Beatles in England was the first to dream in techni-
color. They could dodge the National Service, as well as avoid getting a dull,
respectable job. For the first time, they could even imagine a career in rock ’n’
roll, instead of a predictable life of drudgery. To the individual Beatles, music
stoked their imagination. Harrison would discover that Big Bill Broonzy had
the key to the highway, Josh White sang like a man satisfied to have just one
meat ball, and Hoagy Carmichael revealed the wonders of stardust. McCart-
ney would listen to his father playing ‘‘Stairway to Paradise’’ on the piano
and believe that paradise was possible. Ringo, a seriously ill and aspiring
drummer—who no one expected to live to see twenty—would hear Gene
Autry lamenting ‘‘South of the Border,’’ and he could imagine himself among
the backup singers cheering Autry across the county lines. Lennon, of course,
would have his rendezvous with Elvis Presley singing ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’
and would hear his escape from Liverpool. ‘‘Pop music denoted more than
preferred entertainment or even stylistic rebellion,’’ Mikal Gilmore wrote in
Night Beat. ‘‘It signified the idea of autonomous society. British teenagers
weren’t just rejecting their parents’ values—they were superseding them,
though they were also acting out their eminence in American terms—in the
music of Presley and rockabilly; in blues and jazz tradition.’’13
The image of Elvis loomed large in Liverpool and manifested itself
through the Teddy Boys. Although the teds began a little earlier in 1954,
these gangs of young boys dressed in long Edwardian jackets (from where
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they would take their name) would start fights at local dances. ‘‘The teds
personified a classic example of adolescent rebellion,’’ wrote biographer
Bob Spitz in The Beatles. ‘‘[T]hey drank, brawled, screwed, defied conven-
tion, and acted out by dressing like ghoulish undertakers. . .Its mongrel style
was adapted from a fusion of postwar London homosexuals, who wore
velvet half collars on Edwardian jackets, with the biker gangs as depicted
by Marlon Brando in the film The Wild One.’’14 The hypermasculine swag-
ger of Brando in The Wild One, a strut that defied all authority, also had a
huge impact on Presley, which Lennon immediately recognized, as did other
Teddy Boys. But just as ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’ spoke to Lennon over the
radio, the appealing idea of revolt in Britain was seen and heard on stage
in John Osborne’s autobiographical Look Back in Anger. Working-class
realism was breaking up the protocol of British politesse, the very world that
Nellie of The Dressmaker was trying to keep stitched up. Osborne was
answered, too, by author Colin Wilson’s novel The Outsider, a book that
didn’t so much speak to alienation as it did to disenfranchisement. It offered
not a realist’s bible to social change, but a skeleton key to Nowhere Land,
where an impressionistic view of the world existed beyond class distinction,
to a place where a new reality could be attained. But first, what was needed
was a sound to express both that disenfranchisement and the brave new
world that this new generation was envisioning. It couldn’t have come from
a less likely source.
Like most young kids, future-Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page was
looking for something hopeful out of the depressive atmosphere of postwar
Britain. ‘‘It was still those somber post-war days of rationing,’’ Page said
while bleakly recalling the period. ‘‘Then this explosion came through your
radio speaker when you were 11 or 12.’’15 That explosion was Lonnie Done-
gan. In July 1954, as Elvis was laying down his first landmark tracks at Sun
Records in Memphis, a Scottish banjo player and singer named Anthony
Lonnie Donegan was starting his own minor musical revolt by filling up a
few minutes of dead studio time with music that, like rock, had its roots in
American blues and folk. It was called skiffle, a crude adaptation of basic
blues and folk songs, where the folk rhythms were radically sped up on
makeshift instruments. Buskers on street corners often embraced skiffle as
the music of choice for drawing coins.
When Donegan began his career playing traditional New Orleans jazz
with the Chris Barber Band, he started introducing skiffle into their stage
repertoire. In January 1956, Donegan had recorded the Leadbelly folk song
‘‘Rock Island Line’’ as a single for Decca Records. ‘‘Rock Island Line’’ was
given a quick country and western swing arrangement right out of Bob
Willis and the Texas Playboys. When the song became a huge hit, skiffle
bands suddenly started popping up in a number of British cities. When
Donegan recorded ‘‘Cumberland Gap’’ in 1957, another traditional folk
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song done with a skiffle arrangement, Lennon began to believe he could play
this music. After all, you didn’t have to have expensive instruments to
perform it. ‘‘Skiffle was the beginning of the whole Liverpool scene in the
end, because once the bands realized that they could form a group cheaply,
just washboards and tea chests, it was next to nothing and you could have
a band,’’ explained music promoter Sam Leach, who started promoting skif-
fle in Liverpool in 1957. ‘‘So, from the 600 or 700 skiffle groups came the
nucleus of about 300 rock and roll bands two or three years later.’’16 One
of those bands would be the Quarry Men.
Lennon formed the Quarry Men in May 1957, and they consisted of
friends Eric Griffiths, Colin Hanton, Rod Davis, Pete Shotten, and Len
Garry from Quarry Bank High School for Boys. They made their debut at
a street carnival on Rosebery Street in Liverpool, copying songs they heard
on the radio. Often they would mangle the words—like those to the
Del-Vikings’ smoothly seductive ‘‘Come Go With Me’’—because their lead
singer, John Lennon, had a bad memory and even worse eyesight. They were
playing this composition the day Paul McCartney first met Lennon at the
St. Peter’s Church Field Garden fete on July 6, 1957. Could there have been
a more apt song (in melody and title) to lure a partnership that would soon
change the world? Ivan Vaughn, a mutual friend of both Lennon and
McCartney, had invited McCartney down to hear the group figuring he
might like to join. The band was playing two sets in the afternoon shortly
after the crowning of Miss Sally Wright as the Rose Queen and the Fancy
Dress parade.
The 14-year-old McCartney was taken by Lennon’s inventiveness as he
stumbled his way through ‘‘Come Go With Me.’’ As John mangled the lyrics
with typical Lennon sardonic humor, the improvised words quickly tumbled
out. ‘‘Come little darlin’, come and go with me, down, down, down, down
to the penitentiary,’’ he’d sing while confusing a seductive love song with a
prison blues. McCartney had actually come from a musical family. His
father, Jim, besides working in the cotton trade had been a brass-band musi-
cian. Many years later, Paul would pay tribute to his father by creating Sgt.
Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. His grandfather also used to play an
E-flat bass in a brass band, an instrument that would eventually find its
way into Paul’s hands. But first, Jim McCartney had bought his son a
trumpet. Paul would first learn ‘‘When the Saints Come Marching In,’’ and
some other standards, but his lips had never felt comfortable and he realized
that there was no way he could sing and play the trumpet at the same time.
Next he tried the guitar, but since they only made them right-handed, Paul
had a technical problem—he was a leftie. McCartney figured out that if he
turned the strings around he could actually feel more comfortable playing.
When he happened to see The Blackboard Jungle, with the opening credit
music of ‘‘Rock Around the Clock’’ by Bill Haley and the Comets, he heard
the call of rock ’n’ roll.
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After the show, McCartney was introduced to Lennon, who was some-
what inebriated. In a brief 20-minute session, with John’s closest friend Pete
Shotten present, Paul got out his guitar and played Eddie Cochran’s
‘‘Twenty Flight Rock,’’ impressing Lennon by knowing all the words.
He also tore through Gene Vincent’s 1956 hit ‘‘Be-Bop-A-Lula,’’ a track that
Lennon adored. But he was equally impressed that McCartney could explain
chords, and apparently, play the trumpet and piano. ‘‘Was it better to have a
guy who was better than the people I had in?’’ Lennon asked himself.
‘‘To make the group stronger, or to let me be stronger? Instead of going for
an individual thing we went for the strongest format—equals.’’17 Equals.
This became the first brick in the foundation of the Beatles.
With Lennon, McCartney would skip school. And they’d play songs
together at Paul’s place. The tunes they especially liked were those of Buddy
Holly because there were fewer chords and they could make it all the way
through the number. During this period, they would write some of their
early songs like ‘‘Love Me Do.’’ In early 1958, McCartney introduced
Lennon to George Harrison, his guitar playing younger friend, with the hope
of having him join the group. Harrison apparently knew more chords than
even they did. But Lennon initially thought Harrison too young to join until
he performed perfectly Bill Justis’s beautifully languid ‘‘Raunchy.’’ Harri-
son’s quest for perfection on the guitar came out of the sheer boredom he
endured at school. Early in his teenage years, he had made up his mind that
the only job he wanted was to play guitar in a rock band. His first guitar was
purchased in 1956, the same year he met Paul McCartney at school. When
he learned about McCartney’s musical background, they started playing
together. Soon enough, they learned that they both liked Gene Vincent and
Eddie Cochran.
But as Lennon and McCartney were both becoming fast friends and musi-
cal partners, they also shared a common tragedy. McCartney’s mother was a
midwife nurse, a dutiful woman, who had a lasting impact on her son. While
his father might have developed his son’s interest in music, it was his mother
who encouraged his drive to succeed at it. Her determination in life had its
downside, though, when she continued to work despite the suspicion that
she may have developed breast cancer. Ultimately, she would die of the
disease on Halloween night in 1955. Deeply wounded by his loss, McCart-
ney built a wall around himself and turned to music to become lifted out of
his grief. Sometimes he would lock himself in the bathroom just so he could
play his guitar. John’s mother, Julia Stanley, also had an indelible effect on
her son. Unlike Paul’s responsible parent, though, Julia was an impulsive
woman who married seaman Freddie Lennon in 1938. John was their only
child and by the time he was five, his mother gave birth to another child by
another lover. When his parents separated, Lennon was left in the custody
of his strict Aunt Mimi. His mother was both charismatic and unconven-
tional, and she had a deep love of music that she imparted to her son. Her
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death in 1958, where she was accidentally run over by an off-duty police-
man, shattered the young Lennon who was only just becoming close to his
mother again. McCartney always saw their mutual tragedies as their special
bond. ‘‘We both had this emotional turmoil which we had to deal with, and
being teenagers, we had to deal with it very quickly,’’ McCartney
explained.18
But being teenagers, with opposing temperaments, their shared bond
would also be their axe to grind with each other. In the early years of build-
ing what would become the Beatles’ group dynamic, they would channel
that rivalry into a mutual plan for constructing and strengthening the group.
‘‘They were the perfect foils for each other’s disaffections,’’ biographer Bob
Spitz wrote. ‘‘For Paul, who had lost his mother to an illness, and for John,
whose home life was fraught with emotional confusion, their relationship
created an alternate reality, free of such tensions.’’19 That tension would find
expression however in the songs they wrote—both alone and together.
In the winter of 1958, the same year he heard Gene Vincent’s raw and
hungry ‘‘Be-Bop-A-Lula,’’ McCartney composed a buoyant love song, with
hints of the Everly Brothers and Buddy Holly, called ‘‘I Lost My Little Girl.’’
McCartney would perform the song live on MTV for his Unplugged show in
1991 (curiously right after doing ‘‘Be-Bop-A-Lula’’). He pointed out to the
audience that, although the song has sweet innocent lyrics, the chords go
down as the melody goes up. But you can’t mistake the lightness in McCart-
ney’s touch. Rather than use the song to plumb the depths of his pain, as
Lennon might, McCartney sought a refuge. He essentially hid inside his
music, letting his artistry help him overcome whatever psychic disturbances
might lie beneath. ‘‘There have been times when I’ve been feeling down, and
then I’ve heard a particular song and it has lifted me,’’ McCartney once
remarked.20 Lennon though used his art to relentlessly plumb his soul with
the belief that he would find the purity of truth there. As a partnership, they
sought to discover a means to consolidate their differences, to establish a
common front, even an identity to house those divergences. This belief in
the unity of diversity actually helped Lennon and McCartney sow the seeds
for the utopian ideas that would emerge in the Beatles’ music. That summer,
the first seed would be sown.
On August 7, 1957, the Quarry Men debuted at the Cavern Club located
on Matthew Street in the seedy warehouse district that was once the original
fruit district. Alan Sytner had opened it in 1957, when he got the idea from
the Parisian jazz club, Le Caveau Francais. A few years later, the Cavern
was taken over by Ray McFall, who changed the club from jazz to skiffle,
then ultimately to rock. When they made their debut at the Cavern Club,
the Quarry Men were part of that evolution from skiffle to rock. Beatles’
biographer Bob Spitz described the Cavern as a club right out of some
modern horror movie set:
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Most of the way down the steep, dark stairway there was no clue the
passage actually led anywhere—no sound rose from the darkness, no
flickering light at the end of the tunnel. The only sign of life was a
stench that grew fouler and muskier as they progressed downward.
Eventually the stairs bottomed out into a vestibule of sorts, which
emptied in the club, itself a dank cellar in three sections separated by
archways.21
There was enough room for about 40 people in the middle section where
the 14 square feet of stage, built into an arch, was bisected by a wall. The
outer sections were saved for dancers and observers. There was barely
enough head room because of the low ceilings. But the acoustics, and the
sight lines, were perfect for loud hothouse rock ’n’ roll.
By the summer of 1958, having now played live at the Cavern, the Quarry
Men set out to make a record. Back in 1955, 60-year-old Percy Phillips ran
an electrical goods store in Liverpool. When he saw that there was an inter-
est in local country and western groups wishing to record songs, he bought a
portable tape recorder, a disc-cutting machine, some microphones, and a
four-way mixer. He installed this portable studio in the living room of his
Victorian home on Kensington Street just outside the center of Liverpool.
Phillips would then record the songs on a 78 rpm shellac disc with a single
microphone. When the news of this facility got out, groups like the Quarry
Men eagerly set out to make a record to promote themselves. At this time,
the Quarry Men consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harri-
son, pianist Duff Lowe, and drummer Colin Hanton. They paid a total of
17 shillings and six pence to cut two songs. The two songs chosen were
Buddy Holly’s ‘‘That’ll Be the Day,’’ the first smash hit for the Texan in
1957, and the McCartney/Harrison original, ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger.’’
Holly’s sassy defiance (quoting in the title John Wayne’s key phrase
spoken in John Ford’s 1956 western The Searchers) after being dumped by
his girlfriend was a perfect fit for Lennon to sing. In fact, Julia had taught
the song to him shortly before she died. His mother had learned the banjo,
a beautiful mother-of-pearl, four-stringed instrument, from her grandfather.
‘‘She used to play ‘That’ll Be the Day’ by Buddy Holly,’’ Lennon’s half sister
Julia Baird recalled. ‘‘I remember us standing over [John], making him play
it again and saying, ‘Yes, it will hurt. Press harder. Press harder. Yes, it hurts.
Get the tone clear.’’’22 The version the Quarry Men perform is admirably
close to Holly’s, but Lennon is too worshipful of Holly to truly make it his
own. But ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger’’ is a whole other matter. Written
largely by McCartney, with the guitar solo composed by Harrison, the song
builds on musical ideas heard in Elvis Presley’s ‘‘Tryin’ to Get to You,’’
which he recorded in 1955 at Sun Records, and released as a single in
September 1956. The song was originally rehearsed many hours at McCart-
ney’s home at Forthlin Road before the day of recording.
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‘‘In Spite of All the Danger,’’ which can be heard on the Beatles’ Anthology
1 CD box, is a strange hybrid of a country ballad backed with an R&B
doo-wop chorus. Unlike ‘‘That’ll Be the Day,’’ this song has a more distinct
texture (plus there is no rock hero to look up to). McCartney uses Elvis only
as a starting point where Lennon looks to emulate Buddy Holly. ‘‘In Spite of
All the Danger’’ shows us a group that’s feeling their way toward figuring out
who they are, what they sound like, and maybe even what they’ll become.
Of course, when McCartney performed the song in Abbey Road in 2005,
he had already caught up to its meaning. After all, the Beatles were the ulti-
mate response to the promise posed in that tune. But in 1958, we can hear
those young innocent voices trying to make a plea that, as yet, had no prec-
edent. ‘‘The sound is of a group more interested by what it has yet to search
out than what it has too easily found,’’ Devin McKinney wrote in Magic
Circles. ‘‘[It’s] a group excited by the danger of staking every hope on nothing
but their talents, themselves, each other; a group willing to brave its fear of
failure and horror of obscurity on the long, long chance that their voices will
be heard. Listening to it now, we hear John, Paul, and George forging a vow
from the meddle of their ambitions—I’ll do anything for you—and address-
ing it to a single person. If you’ll be true to me. . .A vow, like an ideal, means
nothing if it goes untested.’’23 The tests, of course, would soon come.
Beyond the airwaves of Radio Luxembourg, rock, blues, and R&B
records found their way to Liverpool in the duffel bags of black American
sailors arriving in port. Being a seaport, Liverpool had easier access to those
records than London. Liverpool also had a savvy DJ named Bob Wooler
who would travel from club to club with a vast assortment of American
songs. The ‘‘beat scene’’ would emerge out of this cultural brew with bands
like the Bluegenes, named after Gene Vincent (until they went mainstream in
1963 as the Swinging Blue Jeans), plus Rory Storm and the Hurricanes,
which featured one Richard Starkey (i.e., Ringo Starr) on drums.24 By the
early sixties, Liverpool would have close to 300 bands, but the groups didn’t
so much create a revival of rock in England, but glory in its tradition, create
a link, or a slim continuity between themselves and a heritage they thought
would launch them into the future as the next wave of R&B artists.
Unfortunately, the popular music of the late fifties and early sixties was
the feathery pop of Cliff Richard and the Shadows. The Quarry Men, and
others like them, idolized Carl Perkins, Chuck Berry, Elvis Presley, and the
Everly Brothers. In particular, McCartney added Little Richard and Peggy
Lee, while Lennon loved the manic energy of Larry Williams. Harrison
brought in the doo-wop and girl group sounds of the Shirelles and the Chif-
fons. When the Beatles arrived, they didn’t simply copy the sound of these
groups, rather, they sought to find their own voices within songs like
‘‘Honey Don’t,’’ ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven,’’ and ‘‘Long Tall Sally.’’ Many Brit-
ish blues bands, such as the Yardbirds, were initially content trying to pay
homage to the black artists they admired (until the Yardbirds found their
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true vocation in pop with ‘‘For Your Love’’ in 1965). But their cover
versions of the blues music they loved were so ardently bland that they
became a modern form of minstrelsy. These groups wanted to sound black
and blue, but couldn’t help appearing white and fake. Sonny Boy William-
son was often fond of saying that the British kids wanted to play the blues
so bad, the blues ended up sounding bad. The Beatles, on the other hand,
always sounded like the Beatles. Whether they got deep inside Smokey
Robinson’s ‘‘You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me’’ or matched the chiming
vocals on the Cookies’ ‘‘Chains,’’ by swapping both gender and color, the
Beatles were never just paying tribute. They saw themselves as inheritors
building their own version of the sounds they loved.
What specifically did the Beatles inherit? When Elvis Presley arrived in
1954 with his first record, ‘‘That’s All Right,’’ he had successfully integrated
the black blues into country swing. Some say the most important factor here
was that it enabled a white man to sound black. I think the more significant
act here is that, in the same year the Supreme Court had outlawed segrega-
tion, a white man defiantly acted on its pledge. In the years to follow, Elvis
would rock (‘‘Hound Dog’’), turn gentle (‘‘Love Me Tender’’), or become
melodramatic (‘‘Heartbreak Hotel’’), creating a style that was gleefully
unpredictable and open to possibilities. ‘‘The power of [Elvis’s] music lay
in its directness: rhythm and harmony were boiled down to basic essentials
and used to convey primal human passions—impatience, pride, sexual
yearning, simple pleasures, confusing doubts, and sheer hilarity,’’ critic
Tim Riley wrote in Tell Me Why. ‘‘The recording medium rock ’n’ roll was
invented in proved to be the perfect outlet for these passions.’’ 25 That
medium, of course, was radio. Suddenly young listeners could hear a singer
celebrate those passions, without inhibition, magically into the air for all to
hear. But Elvis was only one man breaking through, not a group, so the
larger sense of community the Beatles would represent didn’t come from
Presley. He opened the door for those larger possibilities of freedom—and
fell victim, ultimately, to its traps.
The cadences of Buddy Holly’s voice provided nuances Lennon and
McCartney tried to create in their own harmonies. But they were also
impressed that he wrote his own songs that he performed with the Crickets.
‘‘[Holly] had a permanent, identifiable backing group,’’ critic Steve Turner
explained. ‘‘John (who was short-sighted) was encouraged that a bespec-
tacled singer could become a rock ’n’ roll star and the initial naming of the
group ‘Beetles’ was inspired by Buddy’s Crickets.’’26 Lennon and McCart-
ney were also very taken with the Everly Brothers (‘‘Bye Bye Love,’’ ‘‘Wake
Up, Little Susie’’) because of their close-harmony style that was influenced
by Appalachian country and Celtic folk. They sang songs of heartbreak,
but with such beauty that the music surmounted the pain without ever deny-
ing its existence. Perhaps that was only possible because, like Lennon and
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McCartney, the Everly Brothers also had opposing temperaments that they
channeled into their songs. Lennon and McCartney consumed the Everly
Brothers’ hits, but also the B-sides of their singles like ‘‘So Sad (To Watch
Good Love Go Bad).’’ In their fantasy, Paul would play Phil Everly and John
would be brother Don.
As with the Everly Brothers, Lennon and McCartney locked horns as
much as they harmonized in song. ‘‘The thing about me and John is that
we were different, but we weren’t that different,’’ McCartney told Jon Wilde
in 2004. ‘‘I think Linda [McCartney] put her finger on it when she said me
and John were like mirror images of each other. Even down to how
we started writing together, facing each other, eyeball to eyeball, exactly like
looking in a mirror.’’27 Devin McKinney saw them as neither mirror images
nor complete opposites. ‘‘[Lennon and McCartney] were complementary
coevals: two halves of a bipolar split, each with the potential to run manic
or fall depressed, but each clinging to its fundamental identity when times
got tough,’’ McKinney wrote. ‘‘Troubled, John always went back to rock
’n’ roll, the simplest wordings and most basic chords, the most imme-
diate communication. At such times he favored reality—or his artist’s idea
of reality—over fantasy. Paul did the opposite, gravitating to the fantastic
over the tangible, to impeccable pastiche over personal essay.’’28
But as certain opposites attract, they also complete each other, compen-
sating for the deficiency in the other, in order to take themselves beyond a
world each knows only too well. That dynamic was there right from the
beginning. Johnny Gentle, one of the first singers who played with them in
1958, took notice of this. ‘‘It was always Lennon and McCartney, even then,
Lennon and McCartney,’’ Gentle told Beatles’ biographer Bob Spitz. ‘‘They
wouldn’t even look at [the others] to determine where things were going.
Everything was designed around the two of them—and the others had to
catch up on their own.’’ 29 Their future record producer George Martin
would compare them to Gilbert and Sullivan, as opposed to Rodgers and
Hart, for reasons of their creative rivalry. ‘‘When they were both Beatles
their rivalry was channeled towards the betterment of the Beatles as a total-
ity,’’ critic Ben Gerson would write in Rolling Stone in 1971 about Lennon’s
‘‘How Do You Sleep,’’ a vitriolic invective against Paul McCartney, on his
solo album Imagine. ‘‘Apart, it is only destructive.’’30 The way Lennon and
McCartney wrote songs didn’t follow the same pattern as Rodgers and Hart,
where one did the music and the other did the lyrics. ‘‘If I get stuck on the
middle-eight of a new number, I give up, knowing that when I see John he
will finish it off for me,’’ McCartney told a journalist in 1964. ‘‘He’ll bring
a new approach to it and that particular song will finish up half and half,
Lennon and McCartney.’’31
As for their singing styles, Lennon and McCartney developed along the
lines of the Everly Brothers and Buddy Holly in an attempt to acquire a
harmony that surpassed their contrasting nature. ‘‘Lennon’s was particularly
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Besides requiring a drummer, the band also needed a bass player. Back in
January 1960, Lennon talked his painter friend Stuart Sutcliffe, a classmate
at the Liverpool Institute, to join the group. When he sold one of his paint-
ings for 65 pounds sterling at the John Moores Exhibition, it gave him
enough money to buy a bass guitar—an instrument he couldn’t play.
Coming from a Victorian background, Sutcliffe had a civil servant father
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who was serving in the merchant navy and a schoolteacher for a mother.
Although painting was his true passion, his deep friendship with John
convinced him to join the Quarry Men. When they met, Stuart stood in
sharp contrast to Lennon (just as McCartney did). While John was angry,
violent, and often drunk, Sutcliffe was sensitive, an intellectual, and passion-
ate about the art world. In hindsight, he was an early surrogate for Lennon’s
partnership with Paul McCartney when the Beatles became renowned. For
one thing, Sutcliffe had a keen interest in art that McCartney would later
develop after living with Jane Asher’s family. He was the group’s first bass-
ist, an instrument he would soon pass over to the more musically superior
McCartney. And he would die tragically in 1962, just as Paul will later be
rumored to have done in 1966.
John had more of an intuitive grasp of the artistic world, plus contempt
for its pretensions. But it was Sutcliffe who already had the means and disci-
pline to get there. More importantly, in terms of the ultimate hopes of the
Beatles, Sutcliffe had already grasped—and openly accepted—an equal
enthusiasm for the world of high art and the lower road of rock and roll.
‘‘To him, Michelangelo and Eddie Cochran, cathedrals and Italian shoes,
although obviously unalike, could be treated with the same seriousness,’’
wrote Steve Turner in The Gospel according to the Beatles. ‘‘He was a studi-
ous teenager who nevertheless dressed like James Dean, a fan of European
art movies who could rave about Elvis.’’34 While Sutcliffe would have never
lasted as a Beatle because of his musical deficiencies, his egalitarian spirit,
where all forms of culture could coexist and be accepted as equal, was the
vision of what the Beatles would come to mean.
Shortly after Sutcliffe joined the band in March, they started rehearsing
and recording their efforts at McCartney’s house with a tape recorder that
he borrowed. These primitive recordings, available on Anthology 1, as well
as various bootlegs, show a group restless to find their own voice. McCart-
ney barrels through Ray Charles’ ‘‘Hallelujah, I Love Her So’’ with a brisk
brio. His own composition, ‘‘Cayenne,’’ an instrumental he wrote before
meeting Lennon, shows the influence of the Shadows while simultaneously
surpassing them. ‘‘You’ll Be Mine’’ is a lark, a parody of the Ink Spots, with
McCartney using that exaggerated vocal style he would later perfect on
‘‘Oh! Darling.’’ Lennon also does a spoken refrain that spoofs the Velve-
tones’ ‘‘The Glory of Love.’’ It’s a clever, yet sloppy, attempt at the comedy
stuff they’d do better on ‘‘Yellow Submarine’’ and ‘‘You Know My Name
(Look Up the Number).’’ Perhaps the most interesting track is McCartney’s
‘‘I’ll Follow the Sun,’’ which he wrote in 1959, and is only available on
Beatles bootleg recordings. Although the rerecorded song would ultimately
turn up on Beatles for Sale (1964), as a quaintly pensive ballad, here it has
the attack of pure rockabilly. While telling his loved one goodbye, that he’s
off to follow the sun, McCartney unwittingly introduces a clever double
entendre. The sun he’s following in this early version seems to be Sun
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Records in Memphis, since the song, in style and voice, resembles one of
Elvis’s early sides.
In April 1960, the Quarry Men decided to change their name to the
Beatles for a number of reasons. They had always liked the name of Buddy
Holly’s band, the Crickets, so it served as the perfect homage. In his own
definitive poetic fashion, Lennon said that Beatles with an ‘a’ came to him
from a man on a flaming pie. But the real reason was that the ‘a’ defined
them as a ‘‘beat’’ group. ‘‘It was John and Stuart who thought of the name,’’
McCartney claimed. ‘‘They were art students and while George’s and my
parents would make us all go to bed, Stuart and John could live the little
dream we all dream: to stay up all night. And it was then that they thought
up the name.’’35 But the name Beatles also has its origins in The Wild One
where the female followers of Lee Marvin’s motorcycle gang are called
‘‘beetles.’’ That same year, the group also met Royston Ellis, England’s
own version of Allen Ginsberg, a writer and poet who met the group in the
summer when he performed his poetry at Liverpool University. Notably,
Ellis introduced the Beatles to drugs such as the Benzedrine inhaler. The
band admired Ellis because he brought an awareness of the link between
rock ’n’ roll and literature. When they met, Ellis had written a book called
The Big Beat Scene, which provided a survey of the British Beat music of
the late fifties. Ellis entertained the idea of having the Beatles perform behind
him as he read his poetry, but before they could play Steve Allen to Ellis’s
Jack Kerouac, the band got the break they were looking for.
Allan Williams, who owned a coffee bar in Liverpool called the Jaca-
randa, was also a music promoter. Since he was near the art college, the
bands used to come to play in the basement for free. That summer, Williams
was putting together a big tour for Eddie Cochran and Gene Vincent, when
Cochran was tragically killed in a car accident. In a panic, Williams
contacted the booker Larry Parnes who supplied a replacement group
calling themselves the Beatles. He told them they should call themselves the
Silver Beatles. Whatever name was required, they were in. Lennon taught
Sutcliffe the only two chords he knew and suggested that he turn his back
to the audience so they wouldn’t be able to see that he couldn’t play. Larry
Parnes was impressed with the group and offered them a role backing the
popular singer Billy Fury—if they got rid of Stuart. But the band stuck
together and turned Parnes down. They were given a job instead backing
singer Johnny Gentle for a tour of Scotland. The group might have contin-
ued traveling the countryside, if they hadn’t heard about a whole other scene
waiting for them in Hamburg, Germany.
Allan Williams had about 300 bands all over England. While scouting
dates and locations for them to play, he kept hearing about German seamen
arriving at port in Liverpool talking about all the work to be found in
Hamburg for hungry musicians. With the possibility of more money to be
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made abroad, Williams started setting up gigs for them in Germany. When
the Beatles asked about the possibility of including them, Williams said they
needed a drummer. Pete Best had only been playing with them periodically,
so to get the Hamburg gig, they made him their official drummer. From the
moment the Beatles arrived in Hamburg, its shady enchantment beckoned
to their adolescent hunger for experiences both forbidden and hidden—
exactly what the Beatles themselves would release in the culture at large
within a few years.
When the Beatles entered Hamburg, a prosperous commercial city that
since the nineteenth century had attracted ships with cargo and people, it
was as if they had stepped into a dark mirror. Hamburg offered them a
reverse image of the repressive postwar Britain they’d known. Suddenly they
entered a world of free sex and prostitution, drugs and alcohol. All of this
and more awaited these innocent lads who grew up on food rations. ‘‘If any-
thing, Hamburg helped to level the schoolboy hierarchy that had governed
their relations in Liverpool, since the differences in their ages meant nothing
in a place where, by local standards, all five were babes in the woods,’’ wrote
Jonathan Gould in Can’t Buy Me Love: The Beatles, Britain, and America.36
The German audience they faced in Hamburg was still living in its own
mirror. They existed in the silhouette of a history that was shared with the
Beatles—the war and the Holocaust. Germany still wasn’t that far removed
from those horrors, but now the German audience wished to distance itself
further from the violence it perpetrated a decade earlier. The Beatles,
though, sought through the force of their stage presence, a certain retribu-
tion for the violence that was perpetrated upon them. ‘‘They traded curses
and outrages with their crowds,’’ wrote Devin McKinney in Magic Circles.
‘‘Lurched about like cartoon cripples, hollering holy hell into the sunrise,
Lennon in particular must have found it a kind of heaven: demented mind
theatre, Goon Show without censor or good taste, as he goose-stepped and
played Der Fuhrer to the crowds.’’37 Playing off the Nazi horrors of the
recent past, the Beatles turned the audience into their adversary—and their
muse. In the process, they found their identity as a group. By treating this
drunken mass as their foe, they discovered a way to mold their own distinct
differences into one soul. Their ultimate goal was to become a musical force
that would conquer the world.
The Beatles played in the Reeperbahn, the red light district of Hamburg,
filled with gangsters, prostitution, drugs, and booze. The group partook of
the booze because the clients liked to show their appreciation. Before long,
though, they also sought favors with the women and downed uppers to keep
their energy going. ‘‘Hamburg was the training ground for the band,’’ Allan
Williams recalled. ‘‘It was a 24-hour scene, non-stop, and it kicked off at
something like 8:00 in the morning and carried on till 8:00 the next morn-
ing.’’38 Apparently, after the Berlin Wall went up, the gangsters from East
Germany immediately settled into the West and into the Hamburg scene.
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As a result, crime became lucrative, especially the gun running due to the
Algerian War. ‘‘Then along came these little innocent Liverpool lads,’’
Williams remarked.39 What made Hamburg significant to the future of the
Beatles was that they could develop an eclectic repertoire of material. Given
the venues they played, including strip clubs, gay and transvestite bars, and
mud wrestling parlors, they were able to perform the hard rock they liked
and (thanks to various requests) the comic pop of ‘‘Besame Mucho.’’ In the
dim underbelly of Hamburg grew the idea of Nowhere Land, where music
from anywhere, and at anytime, was possible to play.
For two months, they performed at the Indra Club, until it was closed
because of noise complaints. The Indra especially had something of an ironic
flavor for McCartney. ‘‘[I]t had a big elephant over the street to signify
India,’’ McCartney recalled. ‘‘Later, with our India influence, it seemed
funny that that should have been our first place.’’ 40 While playing
there, however, they stayed in the less-than-regal surroundings of the
Bambi Kino. ‘‘We were put in this pigsty,’’ Lennon recalled contemplating
the backstage of the Bambi Kino, which was also part cinema. ‘‘We were
living in a toilet. . .We would go to bed late and be woken the next day by
the sound of the cinema show.’’41 McCartney remembered the aroma all
too well. ‘‘[Y]ou could always smell them,’’ he explained. ‘‘[Our] room
had been an old storeroom, and there were just concrete walls and nothing
else. No heat, no wallpaper, not a lick of paint, and two sets of bunk beds,
like little camp beds, with not many covers. We were frozen.’’42 Not only
were they cold, they often weren’t very clean either. ‘‘I never used to
shower,’’ Harrison admitted. ‘‘There was a washbasin in the lavatory at
the Bambi Kino, but there was a limit to how much of yourself you could
wash in it.’’43
Hamburg had opened their eyes to the seedier side of show business.
By doing 12-hour sets, though, the band developed their chops, kept the
Germans engaged, and sometimes enraged them with their antics. ‘‘The
Hamburg days, in retrospect, were probably the most important times of
our lives because it was what you could call our apprenticeship,’’ Harrison
asserted. ‘‘We worked very hard and we worked long hours. We played for
eight hours a night, seven days a week for over four and a half months on
our first go-round there. We really got a lot of material down, a lot of
material we would never have learned if we hadn’t gone there.’’44 Because
of their growing popularity, the Beatles had to move to a bigger location,
but with similar clientele, the Kaiserkeller. There they alternated with Rory
Storm and the Hurricanes, whose drummer was Ringo Starr. Ringo would
often stay late into the evening, after everyone else went home, to hear the
Beatles play some of their bluesier numbers, meaning all the B-sides they
knew. What the early crowds heard was a repertoire of Gene Vincent, Little
Richard, the Everly Brothers—perhaps even an instrumental take on
‘‘Moonglow.’’ On some nights, Ray Charles’ epic ‘‘What I’d Say’’ became
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an hour and a half tour de force. They kept up the pace by taking Preludin, a
slimming drug that had the impact of speed.
It was at the Kaiserkeller where the Beatles’ fortunes started to change.
Bohemian art student Klaus Voorman, who lived near the club, was heading
home when he heard something new to his ears that enticed him to the club.
‘‘As I walked along, I heard this rock music,’’ Voorman remembered. ‘‘All
the rest of the places were mostly strip clubs and such. I heard this band
playing and thought [they] sounded great. [But] I was scared to go into the
place.’’45 His fear was justified. Most of the art students attended the jazz
clubs because jazz best defined their outsider bohemian lifestyle, whereas
rock was that commercial, roughhouse stuff. Although Voorman experi-
enced discomfort in these shabby surroundings, it would be magically trans-
formed when the Beatles came on. ‘‘They were giving a lot of enjoyment to
the audience which was a hard thing to do,’’ he recalled. ‘‘They just wanted
to give pleasure, and that’s what they did.’’46 Voorman lived in the attic of
his 22-year-old photographer girlfriend Astrid Kirchherr’s home. One night,
after he’d become better acquainted with the group, he talked her into going
with him. ‘‘I was pretty frightened when he asked me to go there,’’ Kirchherr
remembered. ‘‘I didn’t converse with the Beatles the first time, but I immedi-
ately thought how wonderful they were and how much I would like to really
get to know them.’’47 She would get to know them better by taking a series
of dramatic photos that captured both their toughness and their humor.
Although it was Klaus who introduced Astrid to Stuart Sutcliffe, who would
eventually be her lover, it was the music that initially overpowered her.
‘‘I had never seen performers like them before. I was into jazz and classical
music . . .It was like a merry-go-round in my head—seeing the Beatles
perform and liking them as people,’’ Kirchherr recalled.48
Like her friends, Kirchherr was an existentialist. ‘‘Existentialism was our
way of expressing our difference from the old Germany,’’ Kirchherr
explained. ‘‘Our major influence was France. America was too far away,
and it couldn’t be England for they were our enemies.’’49 The Beatles, arriv-
ing from that enemy country, dramatically altered their perception. Unlike
the existentialists, or ‘‘exis’’ as they were called, who offered doubt and
uncertainty, the Beatles were a powerful affirmative force. You could later
hear it in the boisterous enthusiasm of their music, in the ‘‘yeah, yeah,
yeah’s’’ of ‘‘She Loves You,’’ in the shake of their heads crying ‘‘ooooh’’ in
that song’s bridge, or in the primal screams of release in ‘‘Money (That’s
What I Want).’’ Out of the rubble of the blitz in Britain, and the dolorous
subculture of Hamburg, the Beatles found cause to say ‘‘yes.’’ The band
created such noise in Hamburg that the news quickly traveled back to Liver-
pool. In January 1961, when they returned home to play the Litherland
Town Hall, the enthusiasm was simply uncontrollable. ‘‘This is pure excite-
ment,’’ remembers Bill Harry, who would start the Liverpool music paper
Mersey Beat in July of that year. ‘‘It was like an underground movement.
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The kids had something that belonged to them, and the Beatles were gradu-
ally emerging as the big group coming out of the little cesspools like the
Casbah Club and the Jacaranda Club into the big halls.’’50 But with the
excitement also came the danger, their constant companion. One evening,
Sutcliffe was giving his guitar to Pete Best to put in the van when he got
jumped and badly beaten up by some Teddy Boys. He was so viciously
attacked, especially around the head, that he likely procured a fractured
skull. It was likely this fierce beating that lead to the brain hemorrhage that
killed him 10 months later.
On February 21, 1961, they were back at the Cavern Club, where the
Quarry Men had debuted four years earlier, backing up the Bluegenes. Intro-
duced by local DJ Bob Wooler, the band defiantly charged onto the stage
dressed in black leather. After kicking off with ‘‘Johnny B. Goode,’’ they
immediately changed gears with ‘‘Till There Was You’’ from The Music
Man. The force of Barrett Gordy’s ‘‘Money’’ followed right after McCartney
finished crooning ‘‘Over the Rainbow,’’ as Lennon mocked him. ‘‘The
Beatles were a human jukebox,’’ Albert Goldman wrote in The Lives of John
Lennon. ‘‘They played song after song without rhyme or reason: rock ’n’
roll, rhythm and blues, country and western tunes, pop songs, radio themes,
music hall novelties, and anything else that struck their fancies . . .It was
precisely their spontaneous humor and free-associative word-and-song play
that made their shows so different from what any other rock band had ever
done before—or has done since.’’ 51 With that triumphant homecoming
under their belt, it was back to Hamburg, where another step of their dream
beckoned.
Sung by Sheridan, the rock arrangement of this chestnut was done in a mock
Elvis-style. Since the song was a popular request by drunken sailors, the
Beatles answered Sheridan’s cries of ‘‘bring back my Bonnie to me,’’ like
sodden sea dogs. The single made it to #32 in the German charts, but it
wasn’t released in the United Kingdom.
They followed up that recording with ‘‘Sweet Georgia Brown,’’ done later
in the studio, along with ‘‘When the Saints Go Marching In,’’ ‘‘Nobody’s
Child,’’ Jimmy Reed’s ‘‘Take Out Some Insurance,’’ and ‘‘Why Can’t You
Love Me Again.’’ For backing up Sheridan, the Beatles also had the opportu-
nity to record some other sides without him. They chose ‘‘Ain’t She Sweet,’’
a standard written in 1927 by Milton Ager and Jack Yellen, and sung by
Lennon, who discovered the tune through the 1956 Gene Vincent cover.
‘‘Gene Vincent’s recording of ‘Ain’t She Sweet’ is very mellow and high-
pitched and I used to do it like that,’’ Lennon recalled. ‘‘[B]ut the Germans
said, ‘Harder, harder’—and they all wanted it a bit more like a march—so
we ended up doing a harder version.’’52 The number would remain in the
Beatles’ repertoire until the next year. They also recorded the instrumental,
‘‘Cry For a Shadow,’’ which was written by Lennon and Harrison as a trib-
ute to Cliff Richard’s band the Shadows. The song came about quite by acci-
dent when Harrison was trying to play a Shadows’ song for Rory Storm in
Germany and he couldn’t remember it. This unimaginative pastiche would
in time also become barely memorable. The Beatles never collected any
royalties on the sales of ‘‘My Bonnie,’’ but instead acquired 200 marks in
session fees.
The recording did little to reveal what would make the Beatles a group
that would storm the planet because they were merely providing the back-
beat for Sheridan. In the meantime, ‘‘My Bonnie,’’ being issued only in
Germany, didn’t have much chance to be heard in the United Kingdom.
But when Pete Best sent a copy to the Cavern DJ Bob Wooler, he excitedly
played the song one night at the Aintree Institute and Litherland Town Hall.
At first listen, local followers of the group immediately clamored to buy it.
One of those followers was 18-year-old Raymond Jones. On October 28,
1961, Jones walked into NEMS (North End Music Store) to find the record.
Every Saturday, he arrived like clockwork buying records that he had heard
the Beatles play, especially those by Carl Perkins and Fats Domino. His
sister’s ex-husband told him that the Beatles had made their own record of
‘‘My Bonnie,’’ so Jones went to NEMS to see if they had it. The owner, Brian
Epstein, then asked Jones who the Beatles were. Jones told Epstein that they
were the most fantastic group, arousing the curiosity of this rather self-
effacing shop-owner. Although Epstein had read about them in Mersey Beat,
this was the first time any customer brought them to his attention. He sent
his personal assistant, Alistair Taylor, on a hunt for the record. Taylor
discovered that not only was it not available at their store, the catalog listed
it as recorded by Tony Sheridan and the Beat Brothers. Taylor found out
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that it was a German import and ordered a box of 25. When they arrived,
they were gone in a half an hour. After that, Epstein and Taylor prompted
Polydor in England to begin pressing copies domestically. While it took
some convincing, they eventually began printing them.
Epstein had been taking a bigger interest in the growing rock scene in
Liverpool since Bill Harry started bringing copies of Mersey Beat to the
store. According to Jim Gretty, a salesman and guitar teacher at Hessey’s
Music Store in Liverpool, Epstein’s desire to manage a band came out of
conversations had with him before Raymond Jones even entered NEMS.
According to Gretty, Epstein asked him about some of the better bands in
Liverpool. Gretty mentioned a few like the Fourmost, Gerry and the Pace-
makers, and Rory Storm. He also casually mentioned the Beatles. Epstein
asked Gretty where he could see them. Gretty acquired tickets for a fund-
raiser concert they were performing at on October 15, 1961 at the Albany
Cinema at Maghull. It was there that Gretty claimed Epstein saw the Beatles
for the first time, while in the company of Member of Parliament, Bessie
Braddock, and a number of other invited guests. After the show, Epstein
expressed interest to Gretty to manage the Beatles. Epstein meanwhile
insisted that he first saw the group at the Cavern Club on November 9,
1961, as does every other reliable biography, because of Raymond Jones’s
enthusiasm for the group. ‘‘The first thing that struck me, really, was that
they had a very honest and unrehearsed sound,’’ Epstein remembered.
‘‘I thought that if I liked it, and all these teenagers liked it, then there was
something worth exploring.’’53 Epstein arrived at the Cavern with Alistair
Taylor. ‘‘We looked out of place in white shirts and dark business suits,’’
Taylor recalled. ‘‘The Beatles were playing ‘A Taste of Honey’ and ‘Twist
and Shout,’ but we were particularly impressed that they included original
songs.’’54 On December 13, 1961, Epstein signed the group.
Brian Epstein’s career as the Beatles’ manager was as serendipitous as the
Beatles’ own convergence as a group. Epstein, who came from a middle-class
family, left school at the age of 16, with the hopes of becoming an actor. But
his family had different ideas. They pushed him to join the Epstein furniture
business. Brian’s grandfather had started the NEMS stores, which began in
the furniture trade, but eventually expanded to include other furnishings
and accessories like records. Epstein got bored, however, and continued to
dream about acting. He actually did an audition test for RADA (Royal
Academy of Dramatic Arts), passed, and even joined. However, he couldn’t
fully adjust to the life in the dramatic arts because he didn’t discipline
himself to stay with it. The family then put him back in the business running
the records division of NEMS in Whitechapel, something that interested him
more. When Epstein finally had his opportunity to manage the Beatles, he
partially transformed them into a fantasy image that he desired for himself.
Epstein allowed the individual Beatles an opportunity to create a popular
image in roles that Brian had fashioned for them to play. He took the
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irreverent spirit of the Beatles and integrated into that spirit a more cultured,
acceptable image.
The first major change was to get them out of their leather gear into
respectable Pierre Cardin suits. Smoking was banned not to mention their
swearing onstage. But what was most curious about this particular transfor-
mation of the Beatles was the way it provided an ideal mirror to reflect
Epstein’s own fractured life. A closeted homosexual, with an attraction to
the sadomasochistic side of gay life, the public image of Epstein was, by
contrast, an urbane, cultured man. Besides growing up gay, Epstein came
from a prominent Jewish family in a working-class city with deeply
ingrained anti-Semitic attitudes. This elegantly dressed young man, with
refined tastes, secretly frequented public washrooms in West Derby, a Liver-
pool suburb, to seek sexual satisfaction. On one occasion, he even got
robbed and assaulted. With the Beatles, Epstein sought to consolidate the
split in his personality between the roughhouse life he privately desired and
the refined life he publicly wanted. It’s no small irony that this lavishly
cultured man, who sought his sexual pleasure in the secret confines of public
bathrooms, took a fancy to a group that had emerged out of the public
toilets of Hamburg—only to be culturally attired in his care. The one area
Epstein didn’t change, though, was the one most discussed: their haircuts.
It’s often been written that Astrid invented the Beatles’ hairstyle, but the
truth is that all the boys in Hamburg had that fashion. Klaus Voorman,
Kirchherr’s boyfriend before Stuart, wore that long, cereal-bowl look before
the Beatles did. Voorman looked so cool that soon both Sutcliffe (who’d
now become Astrid’s lover) and Harrison wanted Astrid to cut their hair in
the same manner. Lennon and McCartney decided to hold off until October
1961 when they went to Paris. Astrid and Klaus got their friend Jurgen
Volmer to do the deed.
The first order of business for Epstein, though, was to get the group out of
their contract with Bert Kaempfert, since Polydor had more interest in Tony
Sheridan than with the Beatles. At which point, Epstein set up an audition
with Decca Records in London. Epstein discussed the idea with Mike Smith,
an A&R man from the company, to come hear the group at the Cavern.
Smith really liked the band so he secured the audition for January 1, 1962
at 11 a.m. On their way, the group got caught in a snowstorm that made
them arrive late. Epstein was livid with their tardiness. When they did show
up, they found the studio freezing. They also preferred to do their rock
numbers, but instead, Epstein insisted they perform a varied repertoire to
reflect their live shows. While this may have worked in the context of a live
concert audience, in this impersonal studio setting, the group seemed lost,
unsure, and as flat as stale champagne. It didn’t help either that they were
restricted to one take only. ‘‘Far from sounding like a pack of fierce rockers
in full cry, these Beatles came on like a hotel band in the Catskills,’’ wrote
Albert Goldman in The Lives of John Lennon. 55 They performed
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arrived on April 11, Astrid met them at the airport to give them the news
that Stuart had died of a brain hemorrhage a day earlier. The news was shat-
tering—especially to John Lennon. Besides being one of his closest friends,
Sutcliffe was the early spirit of the Beatles. His bohemian panache and open-
ness was what the Beatles aspired to be for themselves. But Stuart wasn’t the
man to help Lennon carry the Beatles, he passed that role onto Paul McCart-
ney, just as nimbly as he handed him his bass guitar. ‘‘When you’re so
young, like we all were then, death is so far away that you never think about
it,’’ Astrid recalled. ‘‘That is why it was like a dream for all of us.’’56 Yet
Sutcliffe was a reminder that death was always an abiding part of the dream
of the Beatles, just as the bold energy of life was a huge part of their sound.
In the next few years, out of life and death in Hamburg, the Beatles would
begin to make good on the promise that their music held out.
CHAPTER 2
Like Dreamers Do
Their namesake was bugs. And like bugs, they came from the subterranean
underworld of cellars and seedy bars; toilets and beer vomit; sweat
and mould. Yet they rose from the squalor and infiltrated the mainstream
world disguised in suits and matching haircuts. Their goal was to make
history, their own history, built on a shared wavelength, and to bond with
an audience in which they promised to bring pleasure. In spite of all the
danger, there’s a place. We’ll take you there. The basis of Nowhere Land
was first created in the persona of the Beatles themselves, their utopian ideals
which were based on the fundamental idea of unity in diversity. ‘‘[In the
place of harmony] was a distinction so contrary, a conflict so profound, that
the friction it produced built up an armor,’’ Bob Spitz wrote in his Beatles’
biography.1 Besides Lennon and McCartney meshing their own personal-
ities, there had to be a group identity for the band to accomplish what it
did. ‘‘As a kind of safety barrier we had a lot of ‘in’ jokes, little signs, refer-
ences to music, we had a common bond in that and it was very difficult for
any ‘outsider’ to penetrate,’’ McCartney explained. 2 As with any bug
colony, they stuck together.
Unlike a bug colony, however, they didn’t seek isolation. At least, not in
the beginning. They sought an audience, but not just a crowd to blindly
worship them, or one to eagerly admire their musical versatility. When they
saw Elvis shake up a generation, they wanted to keep them shaking—but
how? Elvis’s audience in 1962 definitely wasn’t shaking anymore. When
the King returned from his stint in the army, all that was left was his tired
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Hollywood movies, bum flicks that rendered him so innocuous that all he
could do was go Blue Hawaii and have Fun in Acapulco. ‘‘Elvis had sent
out cultural shock waves in the fifties, but he didn’t write his own songs
and had no understanding of the social dimensions of his performance,’’
critic Steve Turner remarked.3 To a degree, Elvis followed familiar road
maps provided by earlier idols like Frank Sinatra, or maybe Rudolph Valen-
tino. ‘‘The old stars were content to accept their fates, leading lives of
mysterious seclusion that left their images spotless, blank screens inviting
the projections of the mass mind,’’ wrote culture critic Albert Goldman.
‘‘The modern star, younger, less disciplined, more self-involved, has often
rebelled against the tyranny of his image, behaving in ways that contradict
his perceived identity.’’4 By 1962, the Beatles rejected a path that lead to
conventional acclaim. In doing so, they also began to see themselves in their
own audience. If you listen to those early songs, you’ll hear them reaching
out to us. The Beatles set out, with a strange, undeniable force, to take us
to a higher plane. They chose to leave behind the turbulent clubs of
Hamburg, and the dank basement of the Cavern in Liverpool, to seek a
communion with the world. With all the dreamers in this world, they would
imagine a better one. ‘‘If they became the greatest thing in rock ’n’ roll it was
because they chose to live in filth and perform in fear, and then make music
that was undeniable because it had been put daily to that test,’’ Devin
McKinney explained in Magic Circles.5
To pass those tests, they developed a roster that was discriminating, a
repertoire that covered a huge spectrum of music, from Broadway to
balladry, ragtime to R&B, Tin Pan Alley to classic rock. In his book, Tell
Me Why, Tim Riley describes quite succinctly the process by which the
Beatles found their own voice in the works of others:
The more they polished their imitations of songs, the closer they came
to an individual sound. The more John sang Richie Barrett’s ‘‘Some
Other Guy,’’ the more he invested his own jealous longing into it;
the more Paul sang Little Richard’s ‘‘Lucille,’’ the more he flavored it
with his giddy brand of camp. George couldn’t help sounding like
George even when he mimicked Eddie Fontaine’s ‘‘Nothin’ Shakin’
(But the Leaves on the Trees).’’ What they learned from the records
they copied was not merely how to sound like someone else but how
to play and sing, how to put a song forward. ‘‘Don’t copy the swim-
ming teacher, learn how to swim!’’ is how John later put it.6
By learning to swim, they invited us to join them in the water. The spirit of
community they created in the process of becoming who they were in their
artistic collaboration started us dreaming of such an artificial paradise. Once
they achieved their goal, the Beatles proved themselves different from the
pop stars of the past.
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Before that history would be made, though, the Beatles sought to rebound
from the disaster at Decca Records. While they were back in Hamburg play-
ing the Star Club in May 1962, Brian Epstein told them that he had just
arranged another audition, this time with EMI Records in June. What he
didn’t tell them was that it was a tryout with no guarantees for a contract.
EMI studios weren’t originally conceived for recording music. In 1831, it
was a nine-bedroom residence with servant’s quarters, including a wine
cellar and five different rooms for parties and receptions. The dwelling
wasn’t converted into a recording studio until 1928. For McCartney, it
seemed way too small when he entered. Pete Best described it as stepping
into another world. On that first session, which took place on June 6,
1962, the Beatles unveiled their all-purpose repertoire, launching feverishly
into ‘‘Besame Mucho,’’ a popular number with their German crowds.
Consuelo Velasquez and lyricist Sunny Skylar wrote this 1940s’ Latin rumba
tune and it first appeared in the film Follow the Boys (1944), an all-star
revue featuring George Raft. In the film, Raft organizes USO shows that
feature Marlene Dietrich, Orson Welles, Dinah Shore, and Jeanette
MacDonald, who sings ‘‘Beyond the Blue Horizon.’’ ‘‘Besame Mucho’’
would also become a hit for the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra. A song with a long
shelf life, ‘‘Besame Mucho’’ would be resurrected years later in Alfonso
Cuaron’s intoxicating update of Charles Dickens’s Great Expectations
(1998), where the bitterly lovesick Miss Dinsmore (Anne Bancroft) repeat-
edly plays the song on her record player. She does this to endlessly remind
herself of the man who abandoned her on her wedding day. The Beatles
often introduced it in Hamburg as a goof, to lift the mood of the band in
the early morning shows. While their version at EMI had more verve than
the group showed earlier in the year at Decca, the song was still no more
than an impersonal curiosity. They had yet to master in the studio the iden-
tity they found for themselves in front of a live audience.
They introduced an original composition, ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ which had a bit
of the flavor of the Everly Brothers, but Pete Best’s erratic drum fills in the
middle section seemed to throw the group off. Two other Lennon and
McCartney tracks, ‘‘Ask Me Why’’ and ‘‘Please Please Me,’’ were intro-
duced, but seemed to flit by without raising an eyebrow. One Parlophone
producer, Ron Richards, thought they did a competent session, but none of
the songs had truly grabbed him. Engineer Norman Smith was even less
impressed. The session producer, George Martin, concurred that although
he liked their voices, he found their own material pretty forgettable. When
the production collective met with the group after the recording, they
decided to be brutally honest. Afterward, Martin asked in fairness if there
was anything they didn’t like. Harrison quickly quipped, ‘‘I don’t like your
tie for starters.’’ When Martin realized that Harrison was cracking a joke,
which was the Beatles’ particular manner of confronting adversity, it broke
the ice. It was the same posture they would use in press conferences during
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Although Martin’s comedy albums started making money for EMI, he still
had his heart set on recording music. By the time Brian Epstein brought the
Beatles to Martin’s attention, it was their love of Martin’s taste in comedy
that helped melt the ice. Ultimately it would become an ideal partnership.
But all jokes aside, one aspect of the group still didn’t impress Martin: their
drummer. Pete Best may have had some of the charisma of Stuart Sutcliffe,
but he had none of Sutcliffe’s flair and imagination. Mostly, he was only
marginally more talented on his instrument than Sutcliffe. Best could
certainly keep a steady beat, but he was a recessive musician, playing what
he had to play. One sensed, especially listening to the audition tape of ‘‘Love
Me Do’’ (heard on Anthology 1), that Best was moving to the beat, as it
were, of his own drummer. He could seldom respond to the needs of the
rhythm section. His randomness created a breach in the tight circle the
Beatles were becoming. However, Best was hugely popular with fans
because of his dark good looks, but if the Beatles were going to fulfill their
ambitions to be the greatest pop band, he would have to go. On August
16, 1962, Best was fired and replaced by Ringo Starr.
Familiar and friendly with Ringo from their gigs in Hamburg, they knew
that he could provide the steady backbeat needed to drive home the power
and excitement of their songs. Starr played the drums with great sensitivity
to the individual players in the group. ‘‘He keeps flawless time—never giving
in to the tendency to rush or slow down—an essential element of driving
rock ’n’ roll,’’ Tim Riley wrote about Ringo in Tell Me Why. ‘‘He doesn’t
dominate his set the way The Who’s Keith Moon did, nor does his relatively
earthly musicality compete with that of a jazzer-turned rocker like Charlie
Watts of the Rolling Stones.’’8 Quite the contrary, Ringo became a perfect
fit for the Beatles because he’s adaptable without sacrificing his unmistak-
able personality in the process. ‘‘I only have one rule and that is to play with
the singer,’’ Ringo explained. ‘‘If the singer’s singing, you don’t really have
to do anything, just hold it together.’’9 Besides holding it all together, you
could always identify Ringo on the drums, without needing a solo to do so.
A cursory listen to ‘‘Rain,’’ the explosive opening roll of ‘‘She Loves You,’’
the definitive bass/snare combination that begins ‘‘What You’re Doing,’’ or
the lyrical responses to Lennon’s fretful singing in ‘‘A Day in the Life’’
reveals a drummer whose personality is continually stamped on every
composition. Not surprisingly, when he did do drum solos, as on ‘‘Birthday’’
or ‘‘The End,’’ he sounded least like himself, and therefore less interesting.
‘‘Ringo was the guy who made you think about drumming,’’ Genesis percus-
sionist Phil Collins explained. ‘‘Before him it was Gene Krupa and Buddy
Rich, and [British] drummers like Tony Meehan and Brian Bennett who
were flashier. . .I never thought of Ringo as good or bad, simply right for
the songs.’’10
Before he could hold a band together, though, Ringo had to pull together
his own life. Ironically, it was his ill health that fated him to be a
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just don’t want this kind of song, we don’t want to go out with that kind of
reputation,’’ McCartney remembered telling Martin. ‘‘It’s a different thing
we’re going for, it’s something new.’’14
The Beatles recorded ‘‘How Do You Do It?’’ anyway—out of duty.
On the song, though, they sound like schoolboys, serving a detention and
writing obligatory notes on the blackboard explaining why they should
behave more often. In their hands, the tune became lifeless, a dull exercise
in technique. ‘‘How Do You Do It?’’ is the kind of gentle formula pop the
Beatles were attempting to transform. ‘‘[It] was more George Formby than
anything else,’’ McCartney told Barry Miles. ‘‘We knew that the peer pres-
sure back in Liverpool would not allow us to do ‘How Do You Do It?’
We knew we couldn’t hold our heads up with that sort of rock-a-pop-a-
ballad. We would be spurned and cast away into the wilderness.’’15 As a
result, their performance was done with what critic Ian MacDonald rightly
pointed out as ‘‘obliging efficiency [and] affable indifference.’’16 ‘‘How Do
You Do It?’’ is so tepid that a mediocre band could take comfort in it, allow
the song to define them, rather than the other way around. It is perhaps for
this reason that the pleasant, amiable, but ultimately innocuous Gerry and
the Pacemakers took the song to the top of the charts in April 1963.
What they wanted to put out instead was ‘‘Love Me Do.’’ Written by Paul
in 1958, when he was 16, it was the proud product of an act of truancy.
McCartney composed it while skipping school at the Liverpool Institute.
The band first performed it during the Beatles’ third trip to Hamburg in
April 1962, but had never recorded it, except in a home rehearsal taping.
It was clear why ‘‘Love Me Do’’ was the better song. The track has a bluesy
swing that anchors its sweet harmonies. ‘‘‘Love Me Do’ was quite a cunning
record,’’ remarked Ian MacDonald. ‘‘[There was] a candour [that] perfectly
complemented the group’s forthright image, setting them apart from every-
thing else on offer.’’17 Lennon usually took the vocal until Martin suggested
a harmonica opening. Although McCartney possessed a harmonica, John
was the better player. ‘‘John was quite a good harmonica player, which
showed itself in ‘Love Me Do,’ though not really until then,’’ McCartney
told Barry Miles. ‘‘John expected to be in jail one day and he’d be the guy
who played the harmonica.’’18 Since childhood, Lennon had been interested
in the instrument. One time, a student boarder in his home had one, and he
promised to buy Lennon a mouth organ—if John could learn to play a tune
in one day. To top the bet, Lennon learned two songs and the kid kept his
promise. By early adolescence, Lennon was playing popular tracks such as
Vaughn Monroe’s ‘‘Cool Water’’ (1948) and Johnny Ray’s ‘‘Walking My
Baby Home’’ (1952). But the sound Lennon captured here was directly
inspired by the American singer Bruce Channel’s 1962 hit, ‘‘Hey Baby,’’
which had a sweet, blues harmonica solo by Delbert McClinton.
‘‘Hey Baby’’ was a catchy mixture of blues shuffle and country swing, but
the key to the song’s appeal, for Lennon, was the slightly mournful tone that
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Channel rises above. In asking a girl he likes to go out, Channel’s vocal tells
you that he fears the answer, and the news ain’t good. The hanging wail of
McClinton’s harmonica expresses both the depths of his desire and the
extent of his dread. Lennon had a chance to meet McClinton in June of that
year, three months before they recorded ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ when the Beatles
shared a bill at the Tower Ballroom in New Brighton with Bruce Channel.
‘‘He wanted me to show him whatever I could,’’ McClinton remembered.
‘‘He wanted to know how to play. Before our time together was over he
had his own harmonica ready in his pocket.’’19 But if John was to play the
mouth organ, it meant that Paul had to take over the line, ‘‘so please, love
me do.’’ ‘‘I can still hear the nervousness in my voice!’’ McCartney recalls
today. ‘‘At least there was some credibility in the fact that it was a bluesy
song rather than ‘How Do You Do It?’ So that was it, we were started and
our credibility as songwriters had started then. So we realized, ‘Wow, we
could get good at this.’’’20
But George Martin was still having reservations about having ‘‘Love Me
Do,’’ as their first single. It’s possible Martin may have been lukewarm
toward the song because of the sloppy recording they got during the band’s
audition with Pete Best. Unfortunately, when they tried it again with Ringo,
right after recording ‘‘How Do You Do It?’’ it wasn’t much better. Perhaps
because of nerves, or simply the result of a bad day, Starr just couldn’t nail
it. He was erratic and rushing the choruses in the song. Martin was patient,
though, deciding that they should work on it, come back in a week, and try
again. Yet Martin feared that he may be dealing with another Pete Best sce-
nario, since he didn’t know Ringo as well as the rest of the Beatles. To cover
himself, Martin invited Andy White, a session drummer, to sit in when the
band came to rerecord it. Unfortunately, Ringo wasn’t informed and he
showed up to the session to find another drummer in his place—and only a
little tambourine for him to tap. This caused some friction between
the amiable percussionist and his new producer. ‘‘I was devastated that
George Martin had his doubts about me,’’ Ringo recalled as if it were
yesterday.‘‘I came down ready to roll and heard, ‘We’ve got a professional
drummer.’ He has apologized several times since, has old George, but it
was devastating—I hated the bugger for years.’’21 In time, Martin would
come to assess Ringo’s definitive contribution to the group quite differently.
On this day, they would record the song twice. The single featured Andy
White on drums, but the version on the Please Please Me album would
feature Ringo. In 1998, Ringo returned to the song by covering it on his Ver-
tical Man album. ‘‘I’ve got the hang of it now,’’ Ringo said wryly to Patrick
Humphries in Mojo. ‘‘We worked out the key and did it quickly.’’22 Origi-
nally they rejected the idea of duplicating John Lennon’s harmonica line,
because Ringo didn’t want to copy—or be diminished—by the original.
But after trying it without the harp break, he felt ridiculous avoiding it and
the harmonica was back.
38 Artificial Paradise
When Joe Strummer announced the arrival of the Clash in 1977, gleefully
joining the Punk Revolution that was launched by the Sex Pistols, he did it in
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a song called, naturally enough, ‘‘1977.’’ The purpose of punk was to clean
house of the rock dinosaurs that no longer stood for the ideals they once
claimed. For the British bands that came out of the rubble of the burst
dreams of the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and other pretenders to the throne,
they were worthy of a safety pin through the cheek. Punk proudly stood for
nothing, no future, just the bare necessity of pedal-to-the-metal rock. But the
Clash refused a claim toward rock nihilism in favor of a new political direc-
tion, a tabloid Marxism, to address how England’s dreaming had been trans-
formed into expedient cynicism. To do that, ‘‘1977’’ set out to lay waste to
the pioneers of the past who made the mistake of dreaming in the first place.
‘‘No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones,’’ Strummer announces off the top
like a Depression-era newsboy bellowing the headlines of the papers he
needs to sell. It’s a bald claim, one he’d reiterate a few years later in the
authoritative ‘‘London Calling,’’ when he’d bring forth an apocalypse while
telling us that ‘‘phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust.’’
In 1977, one of those dinosaurs, Elvis Presley, had just died. His death
likely prompted ‘‘1977,’’ as it would inspire Neil Young to write ‘‘Hey,
Hey, My My (Into the Black)’’ two years later (a song that explicitly linked
the story of Elvis’s demise with the rise of the Sex Pistols). The King was
dead, but what about the Rolling Stones? That year, after a few desultory
records, they came out with a live double-album, Love You Live, that was
pretty much dead on arrival. The only pulse found on it was heard on one
portion of the record, where they played a surprise show at Toronto’s El
Mocambo tavern on Spadina Avenue, and briefly made a groupie out of
Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau’s wife, Margaret. Drawing on the
R&B and blues covers of their past, they demonstrated with fiery assurance
that they were hardly corpses about to be consigned to the graveyard.
Within a year, they would even join the punk brigade with Some Girls, one
of their sauciest and boldest records in years. As for the Beatles, well, they’d
been given up for dead almost a decade by then. Aside from the occasional
bleat for a reunion concert, the stores had just stocked a repackaged collec-
tion of love ballads called—simply—Love Songs, plus a collection of live sets
from the era of Beatlemania that made up The Beatles Live at the Holly-
wood Bowl. In short, the group was a perfect fossil for the cross hairs of
punk’s firearm until a lost tape turned up out of nowhere to refute Joe
Strummer’s claim.
A few months after the release of ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ in mid-December, the
Beatles returned to Hamburg to open a 14-night residency at the Star Club.
Between the ‘‘Love Me Do’’ session and the German date, the Beatles had
been touring relentlessly throughout England and making glowing appear-
ances on TV shows like Discs A Go Go and the children’s program, Tuesday
Rendezvous. As their popularity started to flourish, their arrival in Hamburg
was no longer celebrated as young innocents trying to find their chops, but
instead a band ready to chop down anything in their path. Their first show
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kicked off on December 18, 1962, with a flurry of excitement. By the time
the week was out, John Lennon was appearing on stage with a toilet seat
draped around his head to demonstrate his displeasure with the manage-
ment. Besides being a piece of dada stagecraft that Johnny Rotten could be
proud of, the use of the toilet seat was a clever touch given the Beatles’
lavatory beginnings in their early days in Hamburg. It was as if Lennon were
telling the crowd: Once you led the Beatles to the toilet, but now we’re
bringing the toilet to you. They were taking on the world.
On New Year’s Eve, they agreed to record the event, employing Ted ‘‘King
Size’’ Taylor, who was the lead singer with a band that sometimes opened for
the Beatles at the Cavern in Liverpool. For years, the tape had been consid-
ered lost, then forgotten, until it was found buried in debris in a Liverpool
office in 1972. The German label Bellaphon got their hands on the tape and
released the record as The Beatles Live! At the Star Club in Hamburg,
Germany, 1962.26 On record, the sound the Beatles made that night at the
Star Club reduced Joe Strummer’s brazen proclamation in ‘‘1977’’ to hyper-
bole. Besides ripping through some new songs from the pumping ‘‘I Saw Her
Standing There’’ to the soulful ‘‘Ask Me Why,’’ the Beatles took the crowd
through the entire canon of Western pop music. They would jump, from
genre to genre, without a care for personal taste, or prejudice. Out of a ribald
take of Chuck Berry’s ‘‘Little Queenie,’’ Marlene Dietrich’s torch number
‘‘Falling in Love Again,’’ from The Blue Angel (1929), gets introduced.
Here’s a song where film critic Pauline Kael once described Dietrich’s
‘‘smouldering voice’’ as one filled with ‘‘sadistic indifference suggest[ing]
sex without romance, love, or sentiment.’’27 That indifference was quietly
answered by McCartney’s earnest romantic interpretation.
The Beatles changed gears all evening: ‘‘Red Sails in the Sunset’’ would
shake hands with Carl Perkins’ ‘‘Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby’’; Gene
Vincent’s ‘‘Be-Bop-A-Lula’’ would be on hand to cross paths with Ray
Charles on ‘‘Hallelujah, I Love Her So.’’ Unlike the future punk bands that
would shun romanticism, declaring it ostensibly fake, the Beatles, with their
own punk fury, injected romanticism or defeat into any type of song they
wished to put in their ammunition dump. ‘‘For the Beatles a song had to be
reduced to a vehicle for expression with all emotional meaning—the song’s
power to connect in some deep way with whoever heard it—implied by the
performance,’’ Devin McKinney wrote. ‘‘Either it would rock, or it would
do nothing at all.’’28 On this evening, from ‘‘Twist and Shout’’ to ‘‘Besame
Mucho,’’ they would risk total failure to achieve greatness by taking on
any song from the pop catalog—even placing their own in that roster, daring
the audience to deny that their songs deserved a place there. ‘‘The reason
[our later] records were so musically diverse was that we all had very diverse
tastes,’’ McCartney explained. ‘‘We’d served our apprenticeship in
Hamburg where businessmen would come to the club and say, ‘Can you
play a mambo? Can you do a rhumba?’ And we just couldn’t just keep
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saying no . . .we had to learn these different styles.’’ 29 They turned those
diverse styles into their own style. The Beatles effortlessly fused the past to
the present, while simultaneously looking ahead into the future. If they hit
a wall, they were determined to turn it into a bridge to cross.
Before the Beatles headed off to Hamburg, they went back into the studio
to record a follow-up to ‘‘Love Me Do.’’ While their debut wasn’t anything
groundbreaking, George Martin heard the stirrings of something new and
exciting. Lennon had a song he was working on called ‘‘Please Please Me.’’
In the great tradition of rock songs about sex that cleverly mask their intent,
‘‘Please Please Me’’ is probably the best #1 song ever written about oral sex.
Given the sly innuendo of Fats Domino’s ‘‘Blueberry Hill’’ or Smiley Lewis’s
‘‘One Night of Sin,’’ it’s likely that Lennon was being equally crafty.
McCartney wasn’t so sure. ‘‘If [critics] had wanted to they could have found
plenty of double meanings in our early work,’’ he remarked. ‘‘Everything
has a double meaning if you look for it long enough.’’30 However you want
to read the song, its cascading harmonies are intoxicating. While Lennon is
craving satisfaction from his lover, in the grain of his voice, we can also hear
that he can imagine what it will feel like.
Lennon wrote the song at his Aunt Mimi’s house on Menlove Avenue. But
the origins of the tune are light years from what it would become. The
arrangement was originally shaped in the melodramatic style of Roy Orbi-
son’s 1960 singles ‘‘Only the Lonely,’’ ‘‘Blue Angel,’’ and ‘‘I’m Hurtin’.’’
(Lennon also borrowed a line from Buddy Holly’s ‘‘Raining in My Heart’’
for the chorus.) But the track’s influence actually goes back to the opening
line in Bing Crosby’s 1932 song ‘‘Please’’—a tune his mother Julia used to
sing to him. ‘‘I was always intrigued by the words of [sings] ‘Please, lend
your little ears to my pleas’. . .I was always intrigued by the double use of
the word ‘please’. So it was a combination of Bing Crosby and Roy Orbi-
son,’’ Lennon recalled.31 However, Lennon didn’t have the near-operatic
range of Orbison’s falsetto. Orbison brought a lonely, tormented spirit to
the communal aspect of rock. But Lennon had a way of getting to the same
depths of romantic desperation. ‘‘If you imagine it much slower, which is
how John wrote it, it’s got everything, the big high notes, all the hallmarks
of an Orbison song,’’ McCartney told Barry Miles.32
The Beatles tried to record Lennon’s original idea during the session for
‘‘Love Me Do,’’ but Martin wasn’t impressed with it. He suggested speeding
up the tempo to alter the melodramic pull of the song and turn it instead into
a call and response between Lennon and McCartney and Harrison. ‘‘[S]
uddenly there was that fast Beatles spirit,’’ McCartney recalled. ‘‘I did the
trick of remaining on the top note while the melody cascaded down from
it. A cadence.’’33 Rather than simply mimicking the forsaken heart of Roy
Orbison, the song now resembled a Buddy Holly rave-up as interpreted
by the Everly Brothers. In fact, it owes something to the Everly’s 1960
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hit ‘‘Cathy’s Clown,’’ a song about a man mournfully refusing the love of a
woman who has betrayed him. ‘‘John and Paul’s verse duet gains on the
Everly formula: Paul stays on the initial high note as John pulls away
beneath him. . .putting the Everlys’ ‘Cathy’s Clown’ lilt to a brighter beat,’’
critic Tim Riley wrote in Tell Me Why.34
Lennon makes no attempt to sound charming, or coy, in his demands for
equal attention from his lover. He wants to stir the pot and get you reacting
to the emotions he stirs. Yet the demand is so irresistible that the lover would
be a fool to deny him. As in ‘‘Love Me Do,’’ the secret heart of Lennon’s love
call is in the sweet sound of his harmonica opening each verse. George
Martin had come up with the idea so that Lennon’s mouth organ could mask
Harrison’s clumsy guitar melody. After the recording, Martin exclaimed,
‘‘Congratulations gentlemen, you’ve just made your first #1!’’ The record
rightly tore up the charts in the United Kingdom the week of January 11,
1963, and landed the Beatles with publisher Dick James to form their own
copyright company called Northern Songs. While they were touring with
the 16-year-old sensation Helen Shapiro, ‘‘Please Please Me’’ had hit #1.
They were immediately plucked from the road to record their first album.
Perhaps as part of a joke, or maybe a stab at retribution, engineer Norman
Smith sent an early promo copy of the song in a plain wrapper to Dick Rowe
at Decca Records, the man who had turned down the Beatles. ‘‘We hoped he
would think it was from a struggling artist looking for a break, and that
maybe he would turn them down a second time!’’ Smith recalled. ‘‘I honestly
can’t remember what, if anything, he replied.’’35 History does recall: Dick
Rowe didn’t fall for it. The tune was offered with more sincere intent to
EMI’s American affiliate Capitol Records, but they refused it, believing the
Beatles to be nothing more than a passing fad. Besides, as Ian MacDonald
claimed, the American executives found the production ‘‘too raw and
raucous for a white group.’’36 Within a few months of ‘‘Please Please Me’’
charting in Britain, Roy Orbison would join them on a three-week tour of
the United Kingdom. As to his own impression of the group? ‘‘The Beatles
could well be tops in America,’’ Orbison said rather prophetically to the
New Musical Express. ‘‘These boys have enough originality to storm our
charts with the same effect as they’ve done here. . .They have something that
is entirely new even to us Americans. . .I am sure this will be hailed as the new
British sound in America.’’37 Within a couple of years, of course, they were.
Orbison would never leave the Beatles’ orbit. He would play with George
Harrison, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, and Jeff Lynne as part of the genially self-
deprecating ensemble, the Traveling Wilburys in 1988, just before his sudden
death of a heart attack. In tribute to Orbison, Lennon returned to his operati-
cally romantic style when he wrote his last single, ‘‘(Just Like) Starting
Over,’’ as a reconciliation letter to Yoko Ono, before his murder in 1980.
For the B-side to ‘‘Please Please Me,’’ the band chose the R&B ballad
‘‘Ask Me Why.’’ Although it was first premiered back in June, on the BBC
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show Teenagers’ Turn, the track was demoed the same month as their first
EMI session. Written by Lennon and McCartney in the spring of 1962, this
soul ballad shows the strong influence of Smokey Robinson and the
Miracles, who were one of the more poetic Motown groups the Beatles
would cover in the early days. In particular, you can catch Lennon duplicat-
ing Robinson’s singing style with his phrasing on lines like ‘‘I. . .I-I-I’’ and
‘‘You. . .oo-oo.’’ The guitar melody also borrows from the Miracles’ 1961
song, ‘‘What’s So Good About Goodbye.’’38 ‘‘Ask Me Why’’ is one of those
rare love songs about how the happiness of true love can also bring pain
when it’s something you’ve never experienced before. Lennon teeters
between exhilaration (‘‘I can’t believe it’s happened to me’’) and heartache
(‘‘My happiness still makes me cry’’). The paradoxical aspect of Lennon’s
expression of devotion, where pain and pleasure commingle, has its source
in all likelihood in Lennon’s unresolved childhood. But this duality would
continue right up to ‘‘Julia’’ in 1968, when the ‘‘seashell’’ eyes of his own
mother would meet the ‘‘ocean child’’ of his new lover Yoko Ono.
Usually the single was the choice of record buyers in the early sixties—and
the B-side was often the wastebasket for litter. As the Beatles started releasing
their ’45s, radio programmers were having difficulty deciding which side to
play. Lennon and McCartney often used the two sides of the single to answer
each other’s songs. As ‘‘Please Please Me’’ sat happily for two weeks at the
top of the charts, providing a quick fix for listeners, the Beatles were about
to introduce a new generation to more long-term pleasures.
The late British poet Philip Larkin beautifully summed up the liberating
spirit of the Beatles in 1963 with his poem, ‘‘Annus Mirabilis.’’ It captured
that magical moment between the lifting of the ban on D. H. Lawrence’s
erotically charged Lady Chatterley’s Lover and the Beatles’ debut album.
It was significant that Larkin would mention Lawrence’s controversial
1928 novel. Here was a book that shook up the demure social climate of
its time and found itself expurgated in 1932. The full text of Lawrence’s
richly erotic tale of a love affair between Constance Chatterley, a rich land-
owner with a crippled husband, and her sexual awakening with her game-
keeper, Oliver Mellors, didn’t get restored in Britain until 1960. Like
Lawrence, the Beatles sought to loosen the grip of class prejudice to dramati-
cally alter the sexual mores of British decorum. To do that, the band decided
to introduce themselves on their first album exactly the way they had on
stage in Hamburg. The record would document the full excitement of a
Beatles’ show. Facing an audience, that’s when the Beatles found their group
soul. With an album, listeners could imagine the show in the confines of their
own home.
George Martin had initially considered doing the album live at the Cavern
Club, but unfortunately time constraints made it impossible to work out the
acoustics for the recording. In the end, they decided to make it a studio
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debut. The album, Please Please Me, titled after their first #1 single, was
recorded in three three-hour sessions (plus an additional hour)—beginning
at 11 a.m. and wrapping up at 10 p.m.—on February 11, 1963, right before
the group headed back out on the road. But since the group was used to play-
ing all night in Hamburg, the task wouldn’t be that difficult except that Len-
non had a bad cold on the day of recording. In many ways, the goal of Please
Please Me was to duplicate successfully what the Beatles failed to accom-
plish during their Decca audition. They wanted to recreate the excitement
generated live on stage with their varied repertoire.
According to McCartney, to work out the songs for the session, John and
Paul sat with the group spending 20 minutes to a half-hour on the set list.
While the duo would pluck away on their guitars, Ringo would tap his
drumsticks on a chair or packing case. George would get his guitar and
watch the chord progression of the song to see what he could contribute.
At which point, Martin would see what they had. Martin’s role within the
group can’t be overemphasized. Once they completed their arrangement of
a song, he would often play along with the Beatles while Norman Smith,
his assistant until 1965, would adjust the sound levels and direct the record-
ing. Before long, each Beatle would retreat to their corner with their instru-
ment and within the hour they would have the arrangement of the song.
As was the case with their early singles, Please Please Me was recorded live
as a two-track recording. Each guitar player had a microphone placed
directly in front of their amplifier, while the remaining mike was hung over
Ringo’s drums. One track would contain the whole instrumental section,
while the other track would hold their singing voices. This allowed Martin
and his engineers to properly balance the sound when they were mixing the
songs down to mono. In doing this, they could create a cleaner ‘live’ sound
than they could have if they’d done it at the Cavern.
Since the record was to be a composite of a live performance, it starts off
with McCartney’s celebrated ‘‘one-two-three-fah’’ opening to ‘‘I Saw Her
Standing There.’’ Besides starting the album with a raucous dance number
to get people jumping on the floor, the tune also shows what McCartney
had learned listening to Little Richard. Originally titled ‘‘Seventeen,’’ the
song has some of the gleeful ribaldry of Richard’s ‘‘Miss Ann.’’ Iris Cald-
well, the sister of Rory Storm, had inspired McCartney’s song. In 1962, Iris
just happened to be 17, not to mention, a trained dancer. Paul first saw her
performing the twist at the Tower Ballroom at New Brighton, just outside
Liverpool. Often, McCartney would drop by her house with John to write
songs. Although they dated, the relationship was never considered serious.
One night, though, while leaving her place and driving home, he got the first
lines of his song, ‘‘Well she was just 17/And she’d never been a beauty
queen.’’ Not bad, he thought.
‘‘I Saw Her Standing There’’ was completed in September 1962 while
McCartney and Lennon were skipping school at Paul’s home at 20 Forthlin
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Rd, in Allerton, Liverpool. It was written on their acoustic guitars with Paul
later trying it out on the piano. In composing the tune, McCartney was also
taken by the opening lines of the Coasters’ libidinous ‘‘Youngblood’’ (which
the Beatles covered many times) and probably Chuck Berry’s rowdy ‘‘Little
Queenie’’ (where the girl was far too cute to be ‘‘a minute over seventeen’’).
The bass line was borrowed from another Chuck Berry hit ‘‘I’m Talking
About You’’ (1961). McCartney was trying to come up with a personal song
that would immediately draw in the female audience. But Lennon didn’t
think the opening line McCartney wrote that night would score with
anybody. ‘‘It sounded like a good rhyme to me at the time,’’ McCartney
recalled. ‘‘But when I played it through to John the next day, I realized that
it was a useless line and so did John. So we both sat down and tried to come
up with another line which rhymed with 17 but which meant something.’’39
Since 16 was the sexual age of consent, Lennon felt the song needed some
provocative insinuation from a bragging teenager. He replaced the formal
‘‘she’d never been a beauty queen’’ with the wink of ‘‘you know what
I mean.’’
Martin thought the track was a potboiler—but it’s still a beauty. While
the band happily surrounds him, listening in on his exploits, McCartney
sings with the full confidence of a young man satisfied to be the cock-of-
the-walk. Although many critics over the years suggested that the early
Beatles material was puppy love next to the sophistication of the songs on
Rubber Soul or Revolver, they are being far too literal about the simplicity
of the lyrics. If you listen to the delivery in the song, when McCartney says
his heart went ‘‘boom’’ as he walked across the dance floor, it hits you like
a cannon shot. Most love songs of that time, when it came to matters of
the heart, preferred that it just went pitty-pat. When he sings about holding
her hand in his, he draws out the word ‘‘mi-i-i-ne-ee-eeen,’’ savoring the
touch of her fingers—and maybe more than that. ‘‘. . .[T]he anticipation in
[McCartney’s] voice instantly signals that something big is about to
happen,’’ wrote Tim Riley. ‘‘There is a simple, almost unconscious naivete
to his gusto, but it has become a classic call to rock, and it continues to
resonate in the history it helped to shape. Aside from the palpable thrill in
his voice, the count-off shows just how important the beat is to everything
that follows.’’40 If D.H. Lawrence sent streams of voltage through the liter-
ary world with his words, the Beatles sent the same intensity through the
British pop scene with their beat. ‘‘[‘I Saw Her Standing There’] threw down
a gauntlet to the ‘chintz-merchants’ of Denmark Street with their moody,
misunderstood ‘Johnnies’ and adoring ‘angels’ of sweet sixteen,’’ critic Ian
MacDonald stated bluntly. ‘‘No quaint emotions here.’’41 By the end of
1962, ‘‘I Saw Her Standing There’’ became a regular staple of the Beatles’
live repertoire. Sometimes, as was the case with Ray Charles’ ‘‘What’d I
Say,’’ their versions could run up to 10 minutes in length. The Graham Bond
Quartet, with singer Duffy Power, recorded the song on April 26, 1963 on
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the Parlophone label, but it didn’t have quite the spark to be anywhere near
as big. The Beatles’ version would eventually become a hit single in the
United States, as the B-side to ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ in January
1964 (when Capitol Records finally got around to releasing it).
The next track, ‘‘Misery’’ was a tongue-in-cheek melodrama that was
written by Lennon and McCartney (with some help by two of the Hollies,
Allan Clarke and Graham Nash) on January 26, 1963, while backstage
before a concert at the Kings Hall.42 ‘‘Misery’’ is a gentle parody of popular
heartbreak songs like Brenda Lee’s 1962 dirge ‘‘All Alone Am I.’’ Even the
‘‘la-la-la-la-la’’ outre affectionately pokes fun at the Gladiolas’ 1957
doo-wop number, ‘‘Little Darlin’.’’ ‘‘Lennon and McCartney turned [the
song] into a chip-on-my-shoulder piece of romantic paranoia,’’ music critic
John Robertson explained. ‘‘What’s remarkable is not the simplicity of the
song structure, or its admission that even big Lennons cry, but the sheer fact
that a song about misery can sound so damn optimistic.’’43 The optimism in
this song comes from the Beatles’ own open sense of humor. In ‘‘Misery,’’
they mock pop conventions without mocking the emotions germane to
pop. Even George Martin’s playful dramatic piano triplets that answer
Lennon’s mournful reminiscences are as gorgeous as they are a punch line
to the song’s joke. Initially, ‘‘Misery’’ was composed with Helen Shapiro in
mind, but her A&R man, Norrie Paramor, turned it down before she ever
heard it. That refusal became a somewhat unfortunate move because
Shapiro, who possessed a deep tenor that earned her the nickname
‘‘Foghorn’’ at school, was an ideal candidate for the tune. Kenny Lynch, a
black R&B singer, who was one of the opening acts on the Helen Shapiro
tour, picked up ‘‘Misery’’ instead. He recorded it in March 1963. Although
it wasn’t a hit, he had the distinction of being the first performer to ever
cover a Beatles’ song.
‘‘Anna (Go to Him)’’ is the album’s first cover version. Written by Arthur
Alexander, a black singer/songwriter from Florence, Alabama, ‘‘Anna
(Go to Him)’’ was released by Alexander as a single on September 17,
1962 on Dot Records. With his lovely, smooth tenor voice, he would quickly
develop a strong following in England. The Rolling Stones would record
‘‘You Better Move On’’ a year later, while the Beatles did his ‘‘A Shot of
Rhythm and Blues’’ and ‘‘Soldier of Love’’ for BBC Radio. Although Lennon
sings the song, the group discovered him through their resident R&B collec-
tor, George Harrison, who had a few of his recordings. The Beatles were
quite taken by Alexander because, like Chuck Berry, Alexander had as much
country in his soul as he had soul. Influenced primarily by Eddy Arnold and
Gene Autry, Alexander sang with raw emotion that was distilled of any
affectation. ‘‘If the Beatles ever wanted a sound, it was R&B,’’ McCartney
explained. ‘‘[T]hat was what we listened to, what we wanted to be like—
Arthur Alexander.’’ 44 As Beatles’ biographer Bob Spitz pointed out,
Alexander’s songs ‘‘were direct, heartfelt and earnest, infused with great
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melodies.’’45 But Lennon might have heard something else that drew him to
this stirring performer.
Alexander’s songs weren’t just declarations of hope and loss, they exam-
ined what those very emotions cost. ‘‘I was trying to get a fix on how I really
felt about love in general,’’ Alexander explained after he wrote ‘‘Anna.’’
‘‘There had been no other girl who had meant as much to me as she did.
That line, ‘All of my life I’ve been searching for a girl’ is true. I was real
young and naive, and when I got to that part, that thrilled me so much.’’46
The tone of Alexander’s voice in his version carries the same noble senti-
ments of Humphrey Bogart releasing Ingrid Bergman to Paul Henreid at
the end of Casablanca (1942). Lennon, however, is not as convincing in
the part. ‘‘Alexander’s moody romantic resignation held obvious appeal
for the rebel in Lennon, but the discreet display of sensitivity in the lyric—
the singer attempting to melt Anna’s heart by assuring her that he cares more
for her happiness than his own—found no echo in Lennon’s dealings with
women at the time,’’ Ian MacDonald correctly intimated in Revolution in
the Head.47 What Lennon does, however, is give himself over to the anguish
of the circumstance, instead of stressing what Anna means to him. By the
end of the song, we don’t feel any nobility in Lennon’s gesture, only his abdi-
cation to fate.
In the songs ‘‘Chains’’ and ‘‘Boys,’’ the Beatles take a radical departure
from standard pop norms of recording other artists. Rather than strictly
covering songs by other male artists, who might have female backing vocals
(like Ray Charles), they reached out to all-girl bands like the Shirelles and
the Cookies. Besides giving their work a more encompassing view of love
relations between the sexes, they could also step inside women’s shoes and
look at love through their eyes. On their first two records alone, they covered
five girl group songs—and for good reason. ‘‘The girl group sound was
borne equally from knowingness and naivete,’’ explained critic Vivian
Mackay. ‘‘Like teenage life, it was violently honest, lived faster and more
vividly than anyone over 25 can imagine.’’48 Girl group bands came out of
the Tin Pan Alley of the Brill Building between 1958 and 1965, and would
include the Chantels (‘‘Maybe’’), the Shirelles (‘‘Will You Still Love Me
Tomorrow?’’), the Paris Sisters (‘‘I Love How You Love Me’’), the Crystals
(‘‘There’s No Other’’), and the Sensations (‘‘Let Me In’’). While their com-
positions were mostly written by contract songwriters, these women could
turn those tunes into what Greil Marcus called ‘‘music of celebration—of
simple joy, of innocence, of sex, of life itself, at times—but most often it
was the celebration of The Boy.’’49 The Boy was as mythic to these bands
as the Girl would be to the Beatles, an ideal, a perfect partner for Nowhere
Land. ‘‘It was utopian stuff—a utopia of love between a boy and a girl, a
utopia of feeling, of sentiment, of desire most of all,’’ Marcus continued.50
The warmth in the sound of these records also made the rock ’n’ roll by
male groups and singers rote by comparison. In that quest for a utopian
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spirit in their music, the Beatles found that these songs fit right in with
that quest.
‘‘Chains,’’ which was written by Gerry Goffin and Carole King for Little
Eva’s (‘‘The Locomotion’’) backing group, the Cookies, became a minor
hit for them in October 1962. It’s a song about possessive love, where the
singer can’t escape the desire of her old boyfriend in order to reach out to
her new one. Since the Cookies’ sound is so innocent, the creepier aspects
of the tune (which could be read as a tale about a stalker-as-boyfriend) are
downplayed. The singer seems to be saying that, as much as she’s attracted
to this new guy, she’s amazed that she’s still so strongly desired by her
current partner. In the Beatles’ version, sung by George, with his limited
range, the song lacks the sterling harmonies of the Cookies. But Harrison’s
self-consciousness in his delivery compensates for that. He sings like he can’t
believe what his baby is doing to him. As for ‘‘Boys,’’ the Shirelles, who
included it on the B-side of their sublime 1961 masterpiece ‘‘Will You Still
Love Me Tomorrow?’’ performed it as a funky blues with a purring sax solo
that told you that these gals are happy world travelers when it comes to
guys. The Beatles reverse the song’s meaning. They’re celebrating guys on
the prowl. Sung with a modest gusto by Ringo, who once performed it in
Hamburg with Rory Storm and the Hurricanes, Starr sounds tickled that
he gets to swagger so proudly. As the group howls and hoots around him,
Ringo gets so delirious that he can barely keep up. At one point, out of
breath chasing those birds, he hands the proceedings to George for a solo.
‘‘‘Boys’ shows us that [Ringo] came out of a classic mold of rock singers—
those whose power is rooted in their lack of talent, not lessened by it,’’ Greil
Marcus wrote in Rolling Stone.51
For much of their career, the Beatles (in their official UK releases) left their
singles off the albums. But on Please Please Me, to make up space, and save
time, they included the title song, ‘‘Ask Me Why,’’ ‘‘P.S. I Love You,’’ and
‘‘Love Me Do.’’ The next new song was ‘‘Baby It’s You,’’ another girl group
composition by the Shirelles. Written by Burt Bacharach, Mack David, and
Barney Williams (Shirelles’ producer Luther Dixon writing under a pseudo-
nym), the tune is basically about a guy who does nothing but cheat on his
girl—however, she still loves the guy. Girl group songs, in many ways, got at
the honest and strange anomalies in romance better than any other pop music.
The singer, who is often wronged, still implicates herself by giving in to the
uncontrollable desire of her own libido. Since jealousy is the motivating emo-
tion in ‘‘Baby It’s You,’’ Lennon brings a defiance to the song that the Shirelles
can only hint at. Shirley Alston, in her ethereal voice (which critic Tim Riley
compares eerily to Yoko Ono’s),52 gamely defies her lover’s infidelities while
the chorus chants back, ‘‘cheat! cheat!’’ Rather than hide in the heartbreak
of this unrequited love, Lennon conveys the price of having such strong
romantic desires. When he says that he wants nobody else, he practically
shrieks the lyric as if losing her will cost him more than he can bear.
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John Lennon wrote ‘‘Do You Want to Know a Secret?’’ in August 1962,
while beginning his married life with Cynthia Powell, who had recently dis-
covered she was pregnant with Julian. Lennon’s song is inspired by Larry
Morey and Frank Churchill’s ‘‘I’m Wishing,’’ from Walt Disney’s 1937
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (‘‘Wanna know a secret?/Promise not
to tell?/We are standing by a wishing well’’), where Snow White is singing
to the doves while working as a maid in the kitchen. Yet, as with Bing Cros-
by’s ‘‘Please,’’ the song was taught to Lennon by his mother. Although
Harrison would sing it, perhaps too tentatively, as if he wasn’t sure he could
let us in on any secret, the tune sums up the Beatles’ ethos. ‘‘[T]he secrets the
Beatles shared had to be told—in a way, sharing the secret was the secret,’’
wrote Dave Marsh in his book The Beatles’ Second Album. ‘‘The secret is,
when you find such joy as this, it makes you feel not alone with your dreams
but as if the entire world wants to join in.’’ 53 That’s how, according to
Marsh, our dreams were made more real and palpable.
While the Beatles couldn’t put those thoughts across in their performance
of the song, another young Liverpudlian tried in the summer of 1963. Billy J.
Kramer, whose real name is William Ashton, was ready to pack in the idea
of a music career and take a job with British Rail. One night, Kramer ran
into Brian Epstein at the Grapes, a pub near the Cavern Club. Epstein
suggested that Kramer hook up with a band called the Dakotas. While the
Dakotas found Kramer, in his gold and pink lame suit, not to their style
exactly, Epstein promised he could change him into something that would
be right up their alley. They began by rehearsing at the Cavern and ulti-
mately found some common ground. Epstein told the Dakotas that if they
backed Kramer, they could finally make some records. Kramer would record
‘‘Do You Want to Know a Secret?’’ after returning from a tour in Germany
with the Dakotas in early 1963. While he didn’t think much of the song,
EMI offered him a contract upon hearing it. The acoustic demo Kramer
was given was recorded by Lennon over a different kind of wishing well—
a toilet, which Lennon flushed as he completed the song. When Kramer’s
version reached #2 that summer, it was the first Lennon/McCartney cover
song ever to make the Top 10. ‘‘It took a long time to record because it
was the first time I’d ever been in a studio,’’ Kramer recalled. ‘‘I couldn’t
make certain notes because I was so nervous and uptight.’’54 Truth be told:
Kramer may have been polished but he always conveyed blandness, espe-
cially with his cloying performance of the hit ‘‘Little Children.’’ When you
listen to ‘‘Do You Want to Know a Secret?’’ you also can’t help ask: This
man has secrets? Do I really care to know what they are? Harrison’s shyness
may take the mystery out of any secret in the song, but you at least feel he
might possess some.
There’s not much mystery to ‘‘A Taste of Honey,’’ other than it reflected
Paul McCartney’s love of romantic kitsch. (Lennon would call it ‘‘A Waste
of Money.’’) Written by Bobby Scott and Ric Marlow, ‘‘A Taste of Honey’’
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was likely inspired by the 1958 British play by Shelagh Delaney that reached
Broadway in 1960 and would become a popular Tony Richardson film the
following year, starring the Liverpudlian actress Rita Tushingham. A Taste
of Honey is set in the fifties in Manchester, England. It’s the story of Jo, a
young working-class girl, whose mother, Helen, abandons her after finding
a rich and younger lover. As Jo begins her own affair with a black sailor
she meets in school, it soon develops into a marriage proposal. However,
Helen denounces the marriage and the sailor heads off to sea. Jo soon
discovers she’s pregnant and finds lodgings with Geoffrey, a gay acquaint-
ance, who takes on the role of her companion to legitimize her illegitimate
pregnancy. A Taste of Honey tackled questions about sex and race and the
nuclear family in sixties Britain, and its questions seemed to perfectly
coincide with changes in attitudes represented by the Beatles.
‘‘A Taste of Honey’’ only made the album when George Martin refused
McCartney’s request to record the Marlene Dietrich torch number, ‘‘Falling
in Love Again,’’ which the group had just performed at the Star Club. While
it’s possible that McCartney learned the song from seeing The Blue Angel, it
is more likely that he saw her sing it on German television during a UNICEF
gala in Duesseldorf in 1962. McCartney briefly argued about the selection,
but Martin convinced him that the Dietrich number would come across as
‘‘corny’’ and that ‘‘A Taste of Honey’’ would be more suitable to the record.
Since the Beatles were more concerned about getting their original songs on
the record, they relented. ‘‘A Taste of Honey,’’ which stresses the hope that
the sailor will return to Jo, is given a passable read because McCartney
underplays the pathos and stresses the catchy melody. Their arrangement
was based on the 1962 version that clarinetist Acker Bilk (‘‘Stranger on the
Shore’’) was having great success with while the Beatles were recording
Please Please Me.
‘‘There’s a Place’’ set the foundation for the Beatles’ utopian dream, but it
was rarely performed or ever heard. In the song, Lennon tells us that true
freedom begins when one finds it in the mind, something he would continue
to remind us of through songs like ‘‘I’m Only Sleeping,’’ ‘‘Rain,’’ ‘‘Tomor-
row Never Knows,’’ and ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever.’’ If Please Please Me
invited—no, pulled—dancers onto the dance floor, ‘‘Twist and Shout’’ got
them shaking once they got there. Written by Bert Russell and Phil Medley,
‘‘Twist and Shout’’ had been a hit for the Isley Brothers in the spring of
1962. Their delightfully funky little number, which drew on the dance craze
first spawned by Chubby Checker’s cover of Hank Ballard and the
Midnighters’ ‘‘The Twist,’’ got people happily swinging. The Beatles,
though, would take it to the level of frenzy. Although the song is associated
with the Isley Brothers, the Beatles took their arrangement from a version
performed by the Swinging Blue Jeans—while also adding a little touch of
Richie Valens’ ‘‘La Bamba.’’ (The Beatles had offered the Blue Jeans their
version of ‘‘Hippy Hippy Shake’’ in the trade. No contest.)
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Due to Lennon’s cold, his voice was just about shot when they arrived at
this throat shredder. The band had just finished recording ‘‘Baby It’s You’’
and Martin knew that they had to get it in one take. Lennon first gargled a
carton of milk, then stripped off his shirt and walked to the mike. He then
signaled to the band, then to Martin, and finally looked to Norman Smith.
He was ready to go. Holding nothing back, Lennon tore into the song, past
the point of singing it, but letting the notes tear away at his raw larynx,
creating the sensation of pleasure and pain swirling in a whirlpool of throb-
bing notes. The sound behind him was so explosive that one couldn’t tell if
he was pushing the band or if they were gleefully bulldozing him to the end
of the song. When Lennon builds to the scream in the chorus, McCartney
and Harrison join in like a demonic duo daring to take the song past itself,
into something resembling righteous possession. As they finally get to the
end, to the final gathered howls, Ringo’s drums slam down hard, hammering
nails into the floorboard of their mythical dance hall. McCartney yells a final
victorious ‘‘Hey!’’ while Lennon lets out a barely audible gulp, and collapses,
now fully spent on the fade. Not surprisingly, ‘‘Twist and Shout’’ would close
their concerts until 1964, when Little Richard’s ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’ would earn
the honor. And who could argue? When they performed it, they always began
with that rising scream, as if taunting us to see if we thought they could reach
that crescendo yet again. Indeed they would hit it every time.
When it was released on March 22, 1963, Please Please Me stayed at the
top of the charts for a record 51 weeks. Its success was marked by the
Beatles’ desire to take listeners to a place where pleasure could grow magi-
cally out of songs of heartbreak, where rock, pop, and balladry could coexist
as part of the same egalitarian spirit. The risks taken in this music were only
the beginning of where those risks would take them—and us. As a map of
their music, it expresses little doubt that it knows how to get where it’s
going. Most of us couldn’t wait to find out where that would be.
‘‘From You to Us.’’ While reading the February 22 issue, which advertised
their tour dates, Lennon and McCartney began trading lines until the lyrics
were completed upon arrival at Shrewsbury. Shapiro heard perhaps the first
performances of ‘‘From Me to You’’ and ‘‘Thank You Girl,’’ the song
destined to be the B-side. Lennon and McCartney asked her which tune she
preferred as the A-side and she chose ‘‘From Me to You.’’ Initially,
Harrison’s guitar served as the intro, but Martin thought it sounded too
obvious and too familiar. There was no freshness in it. Instead, he suggested
that Lennon and McCartney sing Harrison’s guitar notes, making it one of
the first modern pop compositions where the singers opened a song by mim-
icking the melody.
In April 1963, it became their second #1 hit in the United Kingdom and
truly began the mass hysteria of Beatlemania. The track was a further refine-
ment of the promise they offered in ‘‘In Spite of All the Danger,’’ ‘‘Love Me
Do,’’ and ‘‘Please Please Me.’’ ‘‘From Me to You’’ offered us a bond that
was unconditional, giving us anything we wanted, we just had to call and
they’d send it with love. The physicality of their sound, the frank desire they
expressed, had touched a further desire in us to abandon ourselves, to offer
our screams as a release, and to become one with the pulse of their tactile
force. ‘‘Thank You Girl,’’ though, seemed an afterthought next to ‘‘From
Me to You.’’ The tone is too polite, almost afraid to match the peak of
yearning reached in ‘‘From Me to You.’’ One thing was becoming clear,
when Lennon tried to fake it, he sounded fake.
The other thing he couldn’t mask, however, was his anger. While sudden
fame had satisfied his wish to touch the dream world that Elvis’s ‘‘Heart-
break Hotel’’ held out to him, he still had to live in the real world. That same
April, after Cynthia gave birth to Julian, Lennon went on vacation to Spain
with Brian Epstein. As John had his dreams, so did Brian. Since he had to live
out the agony of keeping his homosexuality secret, it was sublimated into his
devotion to the band. While Epstein never felt a strong attraction to
McCartney, Harrison, or Ringo, Lennon had the kind of complex and
violent characteristics that strongly appealed to him. He knew that Lennon’s
tough guy stance, his occasional homophobic remark, had masked some
ambiguous notions about his own sexuality. While the band was largely
unaware of Epstein’s gay lifestyle, Lennon was indeed very conscious of it.
A few years earlier, when Cynthia, himself, and Pete Best were getting a lift
home from Brian, Epstein asked Best if he’d like to stay the night with him.
Best told Epstein politely that he wasn’t interested.
The dynamic between Lennon and Epstein was put to the test during their
trip. In Barcelona, they would spend evenings sitting in sidewalk cafes spot-
ting potentially gay men, with Lennon asking his manager what made them
attractive, or what didn’t. Lennon would claim years later, in interviews
before his murder, that he was playing journalist, thinking like a writer,
imagining the experience of being homosexual. But Albert Goldman in The
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Lives of John Lennon went much further, stating that Lennon and Epstein
actually did have an affair in Spain. ‘‘They were sexually involved for the
balance of Brian’s life, and their relationship was a controlling one, with
John playing the cruel master and Brian the submissive slave.’’56 Goldman
sourced Allen Klein, the future manager of the Beatles, when he stated that
Lennon expressed a need to control the man who had their career in his
hands. Although Epstein’s sadomasochistic characteristics and Lennon’s
nascent sadism made all of this plausible, there is no reliable corroborating
evidence to back this up. As for Lennon’s own divided personality, perhaps
an episode three months after the Spain trip shed some light on his own
sexual ambivalence and the violence at the heart of it.
On June 18, McCartney was celebrating his twenty-first birthday at his
Auntie Gin’s house in Huyton. With a huge guest list of all the major bands
and DJs in Liverpool, the party was a happy affair except for the darkening
mood of John Lennon. Arriving with Cynthia, he began to drink and get abu-
sive toward her until he eventually settled into a corner to sulk. On his way to
the bathroom, he ran into local DJ Bob Wooler who asked Lennon, ‘‘How
was the honeymoon, John?’’ From that innocent question, Lennon assumed
Wooler was making a passing remark about his trip to Spain with Epstein, thus
insinuating that Lennon was gay. John immediately smashed Wooler in the
nose, then grabbed a shovel that was laying in the yard and began beating the
prone DJ to death. It took three partygoers to restrain him. Wooler had suffered
a broken nose, three broken ribs, and a cracked collarbone. After the ambu-
lance had taken Wooler away, Lennon began groping a girl who was with Billy
J. Kramer, as if to desperately prove that he wasn’t gay. When Kramer inter-
vened, Lennon told Billy that he was nothing and that the Beatles were tops.
The next morning, Brian Epstein was confronted by a press storm, includ-
ing lawyers for both Bob Wooler and Billy J. Kramer. When Epstein’s publi-
cist, Tony Barrow, tried to get Lennon to apologize, he initially refused.
He was unrepentant, accusing Wooler of calling him ‘‘a queer,’’ and so,
naturally, struck back. Besides the bad publicity for the Beatles, Epstein
(being in the closet) feared the repercussions of Lennon’s stance. Don Short,
of London’s Daily Mirror, ran a story on the back page that painted a
picture of an apologetic Lennon (and later would earn Short a prominent
place in the Beatles’ press entourage). The article was called ‘‘Beatle in
Brawl—Sorry I Socked You!’’ In the piece, Lennon is quoted regretfully
telling Wooler that he had gone too far. The quote, though, actually
belonged to Tony Barrow. Epstein got Wooler, who was marginal next to
the rising pop fortunes of the Fab Four, to agree to a settlement of two hun-
dred pounds. The first sign of the Beatles’ success revealed that their utopian
dream would lie in the music, not in the world they occupied.
Shortly after the Wooler assault was settled, Lennon and McCartney
immediately set down to composing their next single. That June, an idea
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After making their last appearance at the Cavern Club on August 3, 1963,
the Beatles settled down to record their next album. If Please Please Me was
designed to give listeners an idea of the Beatles’ stage show, their second
album would be conceived as a studio project. ‘‘The first album was really
a recital of their repertoire,’’ George Martin explained. ‘‘We weren’t think-
ing in terms of an album being an entity in itself back then. We could record
singles, and the ones that weren’t issued as singles would be put onto an
album—which is how the second album, With the Beatles, was put
together.’’ 62 With The Beatles, which they began recording back in
mid-July, was conceptually shaped as a tribute to the group’s love of R&B
(with the exception of ‘‘Till There Was You’’). The cover versions were
decided by whoever liked the particular song. While John, Paul, and George
had their interest in rock and R&B, Ringo would soon introduce the band to
the country artists he liked which would have some influence on the writing
of ‘‘All My Loving.’’ With The Beatles was a musical cyclone next to Please
Please Me. The sheer emotional drive of the record was pitched as high as
the decibels in the songs, which took love, doubt, desperation, and regret,
and turned the record into pure ecstasy.
Lennon’s cry of ‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’ jumps out of the speaker before the
band seems to realize the song’s already started. Written by Lennon as a
possible follow-up single to ‘‘She Loves You,’’ ‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’ revels in
that tune’s triumphant ‘‘yeah, yeah, yeah’’ refrain (as did ‘‘I’ll Get You’’).
Although it’s a striking composition that expresses the sheer joy of finding a
partner who reciprocates your desires, there is also an underlay of torment
in Lennon’s tone. ‘‘Lonely and rejected, he sits at home waiting for the girl
who has walked out on him to come back and make him happy,’’ critic Steve
Turner wrote in A Hard Day’s Write. ‘‘As in so many later songs, he
contrasts the carefree life he imagines everyone else is having with his own
anguish, believing that once he’s reunited with his loved one all his problems
will be solved.’’63 What Turner is describing here becomes the full tenor of
Nowhere Land, imagining a place where all difficulties can be resolved. The
razor sharp harmonies make that seem quite plausible. ‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’
has its roots in pure R&B, which may be why it bares a melodic relation to
Arthur Alexander’s ‘‘Soldier of Love,’’ which the Beatles had covered at the
BBC for the program Pop Go the Beatles. This is the first song where Lennon,
with the help of George Martin, discovered how to double-track his voice, a
voice in which he never felt comfortable singing. When he found that he
could create a rich harmony by this method, he rarely abandoned the tech-
nique again. ‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’ also has the pleasure of introducing
Lennon’s passion for wordplay, matching ‘‘be long’’ and ‘‘belong,’’ which
ultimately resolves the painful distance between loved ones. Like ‘‘There’s a
Place,’’ this irresistible track was oddly absent from their live performances.
‘‘All I’ve Got to Do’’ becomes a quiet exhale of breath after the exuberant
shouts of ‘‘It Won’t Be Long,’’ but the yearning is equally intense. Composed
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by Lennon in 1961, ‘‘All I’ve Got to Do’’ sets out to capture, like ‘‘There’s a
Place’’ and ‘‘Ask Me Why,’’ the Motown sound—especially the seductive
mood of Smokey Robinson, who Lennon continues to emulate. John draws
thematically from the Miracles’ ‘‘You Can Depend On Me,’’ which would
also serve his later ‘‘Any Time at All.’’ There are some truly innovative
arrangements in this song that set it apart from the work in which he’s
paying tribute. For instance, when Genesis drummer and vocalist Phil
Collins first heard the album, when he was 12, he was inspired by a drum
technique that Ringo employed. ‘‘On ‘All I’ve Got to Do’ [Ringo] does this
very clever snare-drum, hi-hat, bass drum part, which was very off-the-
wall for that time,’’ Collins explained.64
If Lennon’s most optimistic songs are often tinged with fear and doubt,
McCartney’s most pessimistic tunes are usually filled with confidence.
‘‘All My Loving’’ is probably the most joyful song he’s ever written about
abandoning your lover. And it began life as a poem. McCartney wrote the
lyric while on the bus during the tour in England with Roy Orbison, and by
the end of the day, he had the music to complete it. Despite its irresistible
appeal, McCartney never saw the song as a possible single. The potential of
‘‘All My Loving’’ didn’t truly occur to him until he watched the audience at
their Ed Sullivan Show debut go completely crackers when they opened their
set with it. Conceived as a country and western song, with a rhythm section
nicked by Lennon from the Crystals’ ‘‘Da Doo Ron Ron,’’ the tune aches
with longing. The sweet desire in McCartney’s voice is answered by Harri-
son’s supple guitar solo, which is as beautifully economical as James
Burton’s deft touch in Ricky Nelson’s ‘‘Hello Mary Lou.’’ ‘‘His lead on songs
like ‘All My Loving’ is so finally considered, it simply can’t be improved
upon,’’ guitarist Robbie McIntosh, who would play for McCartney’s Wings,
told Mojo in 1996. ‘‘George is often overlooked because his guitar parts are
so finely tailored, but if you listen carefully you conclude that they’re perfect.
His guitar style came from an era that has now probably gone forever, before
guitarists used to take up a load of tracks on the tape machine for different
solos, and it’s almost impossible to find that sort of discipline these days.’’65
‘‘All My Loving’’ was also McCartney’s first song for Jane Asher. In 1963,
Asher was 17, much like the girl in ‘‘I Saw Her Standing There,’’ an aspiring
actress who happened to see the Beatles perform on April 18, 1963 at Royal
Albert Hall (a show the BBC was recording for broadcast). Asher was
already appearing in numerous plays, starred in television dramas and a
few films, plus she was a guest on BBC’s Juke Box Jury. Listed as the
‘‘best-known teenage girl’’ in Britain by Radio Times, the BBC programming
magazine, they asked her to write about her experiences seeing the Beatles at
Royal Albert Hall. Her review was pretty succinct: ‘‘Now these I could
scream for.’’ Asher would finally meet the group at a later show at Royal
Court Hotel in Chelsea and started dating McCartney shortly after. Before
the end of the year, McCartney would move into the Asher household at
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57 Wimpole Street in London’s West End. Her family would open up for
Paul the world of art and theater. Indeed that may be one reason that this
song is so optimistic about the future.
If ‘‘All My Loving’’ is optimistic about the future, George Harrison’s first
composition for the group, ‘‘Don’t Bother Me,’’ speaks for its title. Harrison
composed the song in August 1963 at the Palace Court Hotel in Bourne-
mouth while the group was playing a series of shows at the Gaumont
Cinema. While sick in bed (and likely not wanting to be bothered by
anybody), Harrison claimed it was an attempt to see if he could actually
write a song. ‘‘Don’t Bother Me’’ is a pretty good first effort, a rock rhumba
motored along with the rhythm of African percussion. In retrospect,
his contribution can be heard as foresight, early in the game, for
privacy from what he would later perceive as the madness of Beatlemania.
Lennon’s ‘‘Little Child’’ follows with the notes of his harmonica opening
the song like a saw cutting through wood. The dashing dance track was
originally intended for Ringo to sing, until Lennon had second thoughts.
According to McCartney, some of the composition was inspired by British
folk singer Elton Hayes’ ‘‘Whistle My Love,’’ a song from Walt Disney’s
Robin Hood. However, there’s no doubt that the ‘‘I’m so sad and lonely’’
line comes right out of the Everly Brothers’ ‘‘Then I Kissed Her.’’
While it’s easy to assume that only McCartney would have been attracted
to a ballad like ‘‘Till There Was You,’’ both he and Lennon had been steeped
in the history of Broadway tunes. For McCartney, it came from his father,
who played many traditional standards in his jazz band. As for Lennon, it
came from his mother who taught him a variety of songs on the ukulele.
Taken from Meredith Wilson’s 1957 Broadway musical, The Music Man,
McCartney discovered it through Peggy Lee’s 1958 Latin-flavored version.
The musical is about Harold Hill, a con artist, who tries to sell a small Iowa
town the idea of starting a children’s band, where he would supply all the
instruments and uniforms. What he doesn’t take into account is fall-
ing head-over-heels for Marian, the town’s scrupulous librarian.
A rather lackluster film version, which starred Robert Preston (who played
the lead character with all-American gusto) and Shirley Jones, made it to
the screen in 1962. Since ‘‘Till There Was You’’ was written as a duet
between Harold and Marian, McCartney duplicated the idea by arranging
the duet to take place between his and Harrison’s flamenco acoustic guitars,
while Ringo provides soft and steady percussion on the bongos. Although
McCartney’s taste often ran toward kitsch, ‘‘Till There Was You’’ is more
a romantic reverie than a concession to sentimentality. There’s a delicacy
in the singing that’s sensitively matched by the beautiful precision of the
playing. Apparently when Harrison bought his acoustic guitar at Frank
Hessy’s Music Store, the shopkeeper, Jim Gretty, taught him some specific
jazz chords that came in handy for the arrangement on ‘‘Till There
Was You.’’
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Out of the soft classicism of ‘‘Till There Was You’’ jumps ‘‘Please
Mr. Postman’’ with a desperate cry of ‘‘Wait!’’ over Ringo’s urgent drum-
beat. Sung by Lennon, this cover of the Marvelettes’ first #1 song in Decem-
ber 1961 has an urgency that dramatically changes the original intent of the
song. The Marvelettes were a Motown girl group led by Gladys Horton that
hailed from Inkster, Michigan. In their version of ‘‘Please Mr. Postman,’’
lead singer Horton goes for charm in conveying her despair. If the letter
doesn’t arrive, you know she’ll get by. You can pretty much figure out that
it’s the boyfriend’s loss if he doesn’t write her. ‘‘Horton is pretty cool, for a
woman in despair over the silence of her lover,’’ critic Dave Marsh
explained. ‘‘The other Marvelettes sing like they’re just. . .wanting to help
out the lady with the problem—they’ve seen it before, they’ve been this
woman, their job now is just to get the mailman’s attention, snapping
‘Wait!’ and adding ‘oh yeah’ to her every plea and explanation, the girl-
group equivalent of shouting ‘amen’ and ‘hallelujah.’ ’’ 66 John Lennon,
however, approaches the song with desperate abandon, his voice a gale of
craving that emanates from an undercurrent of anxiety. He seems to be
saying, if he doesn’t get the letter, he’d just as soon die. There’s so much
anguish in Lennon’s voice that by the time he reaches, ‘‘you didn’t stop to
make me feel better,’’ you can hear primal echoes out of Lennon’s past.
‘‘The scene is so primordial, so physical, so rejected and revolted, and in love
and stunned and bemused and terrified that I imagine 17-year-old John on
the corner of Menlove Avenue, watching his beloved Julia—mother, muse,
nemesis—as she’s hit by the car,’’ Dave Marsh wrote in The Beatles’ Second
Album.67 Lennon’s anguish, though, is typically undercut by his sense of
humor. When he gets to ‘‘deliver the lett-ah/the sooner the bett-ah,’’ he can’t
fit the ‘‘bett-ah’’ into the bar of music, so, with a smile in his voice, he leaves
it as ‘‘bet.’’
The second side of With The Beatles cuts loose with Harrison’s take on
Chuck Berry’s grinning anthem ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven.’’ If there is one song-
writer in rock ’n’ roll that has an endless gift for memorable (and enjoyable)
anthems it’s Chuck Berry. Whether it’s his pledge of allegiance in ‘‘Rock and
Roll Music,’’ his testament to roots in ‘‘Back in the U.S.A.,’’ or the happily
defiant ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven,’’ Chuck Berry is the supreme storyteller,
rock’s Johnny Appleseed, a smooth talker and smooth walker. He is a poet
with a gift for language that would certainly appeal to Lennon who, outside
of ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven,’’ did the rest of the Beatles’ Chuck Berry covers.
Born in St. Louis, Berry drew his musical influences, as the Beatles would
themselves, from a variety of musical genres. The swagger of ‘‘You Can’t
Catch Me,’’ for example, is unthinkable without Louis Jordan. The bravado
of ‘‘Little Queenie’’ would have been right at home in the tough urban blues
of Muddy Waters. ‘‘Brown Eyed Handsome Man’’ might have been a coun-
try music dream imagined by Bob Willis and the Playboys. His lesser-known
‘‘Havana Moon’’ has the swooning balladry of Nat King Cole. (And it
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the same mistake twice. On May 7, he found Andrew Loog Oldham and
signed the Stones to Decca. They recorded their first single, a passable cover
of Chuck Berry’s ‘‘Come On’’ three days later which made it to #21 on
the charts.
In the fall, while looking for more material for his new band, Oldham ran
into Lennon and McCartney at their music publisher’s office. Telling them
of his need, they immediately suggested ‘‘I Wanna Be Your Man,’’ which
at that point they hadn’t fully completed. On September 10, 1963, they went
with Oldham down to the Studio 51 club in Great Newport Street to see the
Stones rehearse. Without one hit record to their name, they were already
becoming a hugely popular live act, breaking attendance records in both
ballrooms and clubs. The Beatles saw them perform at the Great Pop Prom
at Royal Albert Hall, a blistering set, that left fans delirious—and the Beatles
somewhat nervous. Upon hearing the only portion of ‘‘I Wanna Be Your
Man’’ that they’d finished, Brian Jones expressed excitement about the
preview. Bill Wyman was meanwhile baffled watching the left-handed
McCartney playing Wyman’s bass backward. Lennon then suggested that
he and Paul should go in the other room and finish it for them. Within a
few minutes they came back with the completed song. Jagger and Richards
fully realized that if they were to have any chance to be as big as the Beatles,
they better begin writing their own songs. As a piece of solid rock, ‘‘I Wanna
Be Your Man’’ isn’t anything spectacular, but it perfectly fits the Stones’
style. The melody is largely borrowed from Benny Spellman’s May 1962
hit ‘‘Fortune Teller’’ (which was the B-side to his infamous ‘‘Lipstick
Traces’’), which is somewhat interesting considering that the Rolling Stones
would eventually cover ‘‘Fortune Teller.’’ ‘‘I Wanna Be Your Man’’ is a
straight-ahead raver for Jagger, but he barely breaks a sweat performing it.
The only distinguishing feature is Jones’s bottleneck slide guitar solo. Jones,
with some of the stinging bite of Elmore James, jump-starts the track as if
trying to prod Jagger into giving his singing some conviction. The Stones
recorded their version on October 7, 1963, and it went to #12 in the United
Kingdom.
Much would be made through the years of the rivalry between the Beatles
and the Rolling Stones—even fans drew lines of demarcation between them.
But according to Bill Wyman, that was just a publicity scam Oldham cooked
up to distinguish his group from the Fab Four. ‘‘There was always an
impression created by the media that we were against each other,’’ Wyman
recalled. ‘‘It was always the Rolling Stones versus the Beatles. They always
tried to build a war between us as the two top bands in England. But it
wasn’t true. We were quite good mates, and they liked our music and we
liked theirs.’’68 More to the point, the mainstream success of the Beatles
opened the door for the Rolling Stones to enter the room. ‘‘To us, the Beatles
were always the door opener,’’ explains Keith Richards. ‘‘They were the
ones the people would open their door to. If we knocked on the door first,
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forget it, they would just put the other chain on.’’69 Despite the great divide
between people who loved the Beatles versus those who preferred the Stones,
both bands tended to shadow each other in fascinating ways. ‘‘I always felt
that the Rolling Stones’ thing was like a dialogue with the Beatles in the
’60s,’’ Yoko Ono explained to Mojo in 2002. ‘‘It was kind of like a Q&A,
you know? One asked the question, the other would answer.’’70
The years the Beatles were together, a question and answer dynamic
between them and the Stones was precisely what took place. The Rolling
Stones’ records would always reflect back on the Beatles’ albums. The
Stones’ debut mirrored the bold R&B of With The Beatles (right down to
the stark album cover). In their examination of the contingencies of love,
Aftermath would be a shadowy interpretation of Rubber Soul. Between the
Buttons was their colorful reply to the eclectic Revolver. Their Satanic
Majesties Request was Sgt. Pepper seen through the decadent lens of the
dark mystic Aleister Crowley. (Crowley would be featured among the crowd
on the cover of Sgt. Pepper, along with the Stones who were called
‘‘good guys.’’) Let It Be would be the Beatles’ final word, while Let it Bleed
would be the Stones’ final word on the sixties. ‘‘Yesterday’’ would be
answered with the chamber work ‘‘As Tears Go By.’’ The sonic experimen-
tation of ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ with its Indian drone and pulsating
drums, would be equally reverberated in ‘‘We Love You’’ a year later (with
John and Paul joining in on the chorus). The individual characteristics of
each group shined through their music whatever style it took. The despair
of the Beatles’ ‘‘Help!’’ still sounded jovial, while the romantic beauty of
the Stones’ ‘‘Ruby Tuesday’’ brooded brilliantly.
On With The Beatles, Ringo sings ‘‘I Wanna Be Your Man’’ in a diffident
manner and sounds as if he were surprised the woman had any interest in
him at all. The band attempts to generate some excitement behind him, but
they’re hollow yelps. Ringo doesn’t lend his genial personality to this track
the way he had a year earlier in ‘‘Boys.’’ In an attempt to give the song some
drive, George Martin double-tracked Ringo’s voice. ‘‘A person with a very
good voice doesn’t double-track too well,’’ Martin explained. ‘‘But some
voices sound really good double-tracked, and it is one way to get a very
effective performance.’’71 Ringo would often perform ‘‘I Wanna Be Your
Man’’ with more brio when they did it live in 1964.
‘‘Devil in Her Heart’’ is another R&B cover about romantic betrayal
that’s sung by Harrison. The original version, ‘‘Devil in His Heart,’’ comes
from a rather obscure girl group from Michigan called the Donays, featuring
Yvonne Allen, as the lead vocalist, who’s backed by Michelle Ray and two
sisters, Amy and Janice Gwenn. Keyboard player Richard ‘‘Popcorn’’
Whylie, who led the early Motown group Popcorn and the Mohawks,
produced the song for Brent Records, a small independent label in New
York that picked up the song in August 1962. In their version, Allen keeps
insisting the boy she met is an angel sent to her, while the chorus advises
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her that he’s got the devil in his heart. Besides the switching of gender roles,
there’s a significant difference between the Donays’ version of duplicity and
the Beatles’ particular take. ‘‘[Allen]’s pissed at her friends for slandering the
guy; she’s not going to even consider that they’re right,’’ writes Dave Marsh
in The Beatles’ Second Album. ‘‘[Harrison]’s not denying anything, just
insisting that she’s such a great, uh, kisser that he’s willing to operate under
whatever set of illusions is required. . .where Allen is strident in her denial of
the accusations, he’s obstinate in his denial of the truth.’’72 Harrison likely
discovered the track when he made his first trip to the United States early
in 1963 (after the release of Please Please Me) to visit his sister Louise before
the band stormed America a year later. In visiting St. Louis and New York,
Harrison had gone on a quest for black R&B songs buying Bobby Bland
songs and Booker T. & the MG’s ‘‘Green Onions.’’
Like ‘‘There’s a Place,’’ ‘‘Not a Second Time’’ is one of the more under-
rated John Lennon songs. Written again in the spirit of Smokey Robinson
and the Miracles, Lennon’s system of defenses that get erected against
getting hurt are put to the test by his remorseful voice. Although he doesn’t
want to be hurt a second time, he can’t live without the possible hope of
passionate love. Although the tune never received much airplay, or any live
renditions, this was the first Beatles’ song to attract serious attention from
classical music critics. William Mann, the reviewer with The Times, puts
unneeded weight on this pensive track by comparing the song to Gustav
Mahler’s ‘‘Song of the Earth.’’ ‘‘[O]ne gets the impression that they think
simultaneously of harmony and melody, so firmly are the major tonic
sevenths and ninths built into their tunes, and the flat submediant key
switches, so natural is the Aeolian cadence at the end of ‘Not a Second Time’
(the chord progression which ends Mahler’s Song of the Earth).’’73 When
Mann described the ‘‘Aeolian cadences’’ at the end of the song, Lennon
thought he was referring to exotic birds.
With The Beatles concludes with the same mammoth punch in which it
opened. ‘‘Money (That’s What I Want)’’ is another Motown cover cowritten
by Berry Gordy, the founder of Motown Records. First released in 1959, and
sung by Barrett Strong, ‘‘Money’’ is about a man who substitutes a lust for
money over his desire for love. ‘‘Barrett Strong has no lack of desire, but
really, he’s out on a lark,’’ Dave Marsh comments in The Beatles’ Second
Album. ‘‘He’s broke, he’d trade his girlfriend—and probably has traded a
good part of his self-esteem—for the rent, but he isn’t losing sleep over
it.’’74 In the Beatles’ version, sung by Lennon seemingly in a hailstorm, he
goes for the cash with a raw gusto, but he lets you know that he’s lost a lot
of sleep making that choice. Lennon’s performance is as desperate as a pris-
oner who has spent too much time in solitary, breaking out of prison with-
out care that—at any moment—he could be captured by the guards, or
maybe defeated by his own doubts. Lennon embraces the belief that money
will fulfill all his promises of freedom—but it’s a last ditch hope. Marsh
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rightly sees Lennon’s torn soul in going for the loot. ‘‘Lennon looks at the
loot and undergoes what amounts to an existential crisis,’’ he explains.
‘‘[T]here is in his singing impassioned irony and ironic passion, a vision of
the world that holds the lucre in contempt, a vision of something so much
greater than mere wealth that, at that moment, you could almost say that
rock and soul music has doubled back upon itself and referred to its gospel
origins.’’75
As in ‘‘Please Mr. Postman,’’ Lennon is driven by a torment that won’t let
him settle for less. In this case, it’s the attainment of a freedom he feels
money will offer him. ‘‘[W]hat one is offered on [‘Money’] is not the dissec-
tion of John’s soul but its sound, and what that sound says is, Here I am,
torn up and torn down but committed absolutely to the sound of my voice,’’
wrote Greil Marcus. 76 Lennon goes beyond expressing the song’s basic
sentiments, and tears instead into a frenzied attempt to let the emotions
carry him forward—with the sole purpose of making the experience of free-
dom authentic to him. The song is a testament to what rock offered John
Lennon the moment he heard ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’ What did rock ’n’ roll
give Lennon? ‘‘Rock ’n’ roll for him . . .seems to have been both freedom
and torment, freedom to do things the world claimed could not be done,
torment because of the obstacles to doing them, including the ones you place
there yourself,’’ Marsh concludes.77 Within the unprecedented lunacy of
Lennon’s performance, the singer knows that, hidden in his demands, attain-
ing money won’t give him the freedom he requires. So he sings like a man
motivated only by his hunger, by his belief that at this brink of desire will
be the only freedom he’ll ever know. It’s in this music that dreams of
Nowhere Land truly exist, beyond the transient spoils of the real world
where your riches can all disappear.
The incongruous qualities built into the Beatles’ cover of ‘‘Money (That’s
What I Want)’’ didn’t find its equal until 1983 when Cyndi Lauper, a punk-
ier Betty Boop, startled listeners of her debut album, She’s So Unusual, with
an astounding version of the Brains’ 1978 track ‘‘Money Changes Every-
thing.’’ The Brains were an Atlanta punk band led by Tom Gray and
‘‘Money Changes Everything’’ was a modern equivalent of ‘‘Money,’’ where
in this story, Gray watches his girl take off with a rich guy. As he sings it,
Gray appears completely resigned to the pain caused by her departure.
It’s as if her leaving was inevitable in such callow times, so he takes refuge
in his defeat. Money is clearly the enemy for what it’s done to their romance.
Cyndi Lauper, though, infuses her version with ambiguity just like Lennon
did in ‘‘Money.’’ Portraying the role of the departing woman, she is as defi-
ant as John, but she also fully recognizes that her love has been violated by
her desire for lucre. She clearly sees that by seizing the cash, she has been
made fully culpable. Lauper realizes all too well what she has given up, by
acknowledging that the romantic values she’s abandoned do mean some-
thing. When she spits out, ‘‘it’s all in the past now, money changes
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everything’’ (with the emphasis on ‘‘past’’), she expresses the sting of what
that past meant, and you know she’ll feel it long into the future. With a
biting fury, Lauper boldly uncovers the tangled ways that true love can get
corrupted by the things you fail to see or control.
With The Beatles was recorded in 11 sessions, which took over 30 hours
to complete. It was released in Britain the day U.S. President John F.
Kennedy was assassinated (November 22, 1963). Despite the shock and
gloom of the time, the record stayed at the top of the charts for a startling
21 weeks. Capitol Records in Canada simultaneously issued it as Beatlema-
nia! With The Beatles, while the United States continued to ignore the
group. ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven’’ and ‘‘Please Mr. Postman’’ would be released
as a single in Canada in December and would climb to #2 on the CHUM-
AM radio chart. The famous black-and-white stark cover photo, showing
the band’s faces in half-shadow, was shot by Robert Freeman on August
22, 1963 in the Palace Court Hotel in Bournemouth, England. Having
shown Freeman some of the work Astrid Kirchherr had done in Hamburg,
the Beatles wanted a similarly bold and dramatic image for their record.
They’d also seen some of Freeman’s demonstrative work with jazz saxo-
phonist John Coltrane, so they knew he could provide the mood they were
after. Freeman posed the group against some velvet curtains in the hotel
dining room using only the light streaming in from the one large window
along the side of the wall. He put Ringo in the bottom right corner, since
he was the last to join the group. (He was also the shortest member.) Neither
Brian Epstein nor EMI liked the starkness of having the band’s profile half in
shadow. But it best expressed the bold new sounds found on this record.
On With The Beatles, joy mixes seamlessly with sorrow, brightness is
shadowed by darkness, and white boys express their devoted love of black
music. The cover would become so iconic that it often got parodied, such
as in the Residents’ 1974 album Meet The Residents. Genesis also invoked
it for the cover of their 1986 single, ‘‘Land of Confusion,’’ a song that
passionately lamented the legacy of the sixties. Despite EMI’s uncertainty,
the public demand was unprecedented. When it was released that Novem-
ber, despite the tragedy overseas, the police still had to keep control over
the crowds that were bustling into the record stores. With joy over spilling
into the streets of Britain, it wouldn’t be long before the dour, grief-
stricken mood of America would be experiencing the same.
CHAPTER 3
Hurricane of Love
Much has been written about how Beatlemania brought a gust of fresh opti-
mism to the grief-struck shores of America in early 1964. Its first explosion,
though, was heard in England during the spring of 1963 in the wake of the
John Profumo scandal. As the Secretary of State of war, Profumo had been
having an affair with Christine Keeler, a young escort he met in 1961, during
a party at Lord Astor’s estate in Cliveden. His dalliance was further com-
pounded by Keeler’s own rendezvous with Eugene Ivanov, a Russian naval
attaché and assumed KGB agent. Despite fears of state secrets being compro-
mised, the British papers initially avoided the story. But in June 1963,
Profumo confessed to the improprieties and the London dailies had a feeding
frenzy. In light of the Profumo scandal, Victorian etiquette was replaced by
salacious curiosity and exploitation—to the point where any scandal became
fodder for headline news. In Edinburgh, for instance, the Duchess of Argyll
had her sexual proclivities exposed in the press. Open season was declared
on High Court judges and prostitutes, too, including cabinet ministers having
quickies in Richmond Park. Sexual behavior had become the great leveler of
the British class system because everyone was indulging.
The boundaries between high society and commoners had now been
blurred, leaving a gap for Beatlemania, where boys and girls from all walks
of life could give in to any form of ecstatic behavior. ‘‘As tradition became
outmoded and a dispirited Christianity forfeited influence, the public focus
began to shift from nostalgia and the compensation of a reward in heaven
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Music, an agency in New York that licensed EMI recordings, to find a home
for the single ‘‘Please Please Me/Ask Me Why.’’ Transglobal got the Chicago
R&B label, Vee-Jay, to release the song in February 1963. Nothing earth
shattering happened, though, since it sold only about 5,650 copies. Martin
then proceeded to send them ‘‘From Me to You/Thank You Girl,’’ but a
cash-crunch forced the label to refuse fulfilling its royalty payments to
Transglobal. Out of that indiscretion, a termination of the agreement to
distribute the Beatles’ music took place in August. After Dexter ignored
‘‘She Loves You,’’ Transglobal contacted Swan Records in Philadelphia,
who released the song in September. Since the label was connected to Dick
Clark, who had the popular TV music program, ‘‘American Bandstand,’’
he played the song on his show. The response, though, was minimal. ‘‘She
Loves You’’ barely sold in the United States.
Luckily in Canada, where there was no Dave Dexter Jr. calling the shots,
Capitol Records Canada was served instead by a journalist from Britain
named Paul White. White, who came to Canada in the mid-fifties, became
a respected A&R man when he was able to turn an album by English jazz
saxophonist Freddy Gardner into a hit. He further had great success in
Canada promoting pop singers like Cliff Richard and Tommy Steele. Since
he hailed from England, though, White always had his ear tilted homeward.
As a result, he was very much aware of the Beatles. In January 1963, White
had received ‘‘Love Me Do’’ from EMI, but unlike Dexter, he heard some-
thing authentic in their music. It wasn’t that he found ‘‘Love Me Do’’ rivet-
ing, or innovative enough to start a musical uprising, but what he heard in
the Beatles was the sheer pleasure of performing pop music. With the
possible hope that others might bask in that delight, White released the
single in Canada in February 1963. Sales, however, were less than joyous.
The single sold 140 copies in six months. He tried again when EMI passed
along ‘‘Please Please Me,’’ but the results were little better—it sold 180 cop-
ies. ‘‘From Me to You’’ came next, but White was up against Del Shannon’s
cover version of the song. On the strength of his previous hits, ‘‘Runaway’’
and ‘‘Hats Off to Larry,’’ Shannon easily beat out the Beatles on the Cana-
dian charts. His success was somewhat ironic given that Shannon came
across the song while he toured England with the band.
In September, White was sent ‘‘She Loves You,’’ which he was convinced
would do the trick. But this time, he decided to introduce the track in a
smaller market and let the enthusiasm for it build. By December, the song
was #1 at CFPL radio in London, Ontario. CHUM radio in Toronto, who
within a year would be introducing the Beatles at Maple Leaf Gardens, had
a popular Top 50 CHUM Chart that helped promote and sell rock music
across the country. By February 1964, ‘‘She Loves You’’ had become a
national hit and it brought the previous singles back into the limelight.
Commenting on Capitol’s American counterpart, Paul White didn’t lay all
the blame on Dexter for refusing the Beatles. ‘‘We all know American Top
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40 in those days was bland white artists,’’ White explained.5 While that was
predominantly true in 1963, the Beatles were about to dramatically reverse
that trend with a composition even Dave Dexter Jr. couldn’t stop.
America was always within the Beatles’ sights. It was the land of dreams.
But it wouldn’t be the land where they would go to be buried like all the
other British acts. What stood in their way was Capitol Records who were
ignoring all their singles. The group lacked a foothold in the very country
whose music made their own possible. The Beatles remained adamant,
however, insisting that they weren’t going to America until they had a #1
song there. Unfortunately, Brian Epstein had already booked the band for
The Ed Sullivan Show, North America’s most popular TV variety show, in
February 1964, to follow with a concert in Washington, and a separate date
at Carnegie Hall. Epstein had booked Carnegie Hall through Sid Bernstein, a
New York City music promoter. Bernstein had been a student at the New
School for Social Research, in the Big Apple, where one of his courses
required him to read British newspapers. The first one he picked, from Octo-
ber 1962, featured a story on this rising rock band from Liverpool. Bernstein
became so intrigued that he sought out earlier editions until he realized that
each one had a story on this group’s fortunes. By January 1963, he wanted to
get the jump on anybody else, so he contacted Epstein, where they made a
date for February 1964. The deal was for the Beatles to play two shows for
$6,500—one in Carnegie Hall, and the other in Washington, D.C. Epstein
told Bernstein that if the band flopped within the next year, he was not to
be held accountable to the deal. When Sullivan booked the Beatles for his
own show, right around Bernstein’s dates, he was assured that his invest-
ment was sound. Ed Sullivan had witnessed the delirious reaction to the
group firsthand, when he was in the United Kingdom at Heathrow Airport.
The Beatles were returning to a rousing homecoming after a show in
Sweden. Sullivan was stunned at the furor and assumed it must be for some-
one from the Royal Family. When one of the kids told him that all the excite-
ment was for this new pop group, Sullivan gambled that they just might grab
the spotlight on his own show. He contacted Brian Epstein and booked them
for his Sunday night program for three appearances—two live and one taped
where the group would get paid $10,000.
While all the deals were falling into place, the Beatles were playing a series
of shows at the L’Olympia in Paris. But they found that there wasn’t a mob
of Brigitte Bardots chasing them through the City of Lights or young girls
screaming their names. Instead, it was a collection of hysterical young boys.
The ability to cross gender lines in their music, covering girl groups espe-
cially, had now broadened their appeal beyond imagination, making it
possible for Beatlemania to include everyone. One night, coming home from
their second show, they got the news they’d been hoping to hear, but never
expected. As if by pure serendipity, plus some much needed luck, they finally
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wrote a tune that made it all possible. ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ had just
gone to #1 in the United States. It was no less ironic that the song’s title
seemed perfectly suited as an enticing invitation. It was as if an appealing
stranger was calling out to you from across the water.
Written and recorded in the late fall of 1963, ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’
was the greeting card that made Beatlemania an international phenomenon.
‘‘Please Please Me’’ and ‘‘She Loves You’’ had prepared British audiences
for this pure explosion of happiness. But never before had vocal harmonies,
so rich in texture, been delivered with such volume, such determination,
and such ecstasy. Composed by Lennon and McCartney in the den of Jane
Asher’s home on Wimpole Street, ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ was written
by two men, who described their method, as closely playing into each other’s
noses. According to Gordon Waller (of Peter and Gordon), who was present
the day Lennon and McCartney wrote it, Lennon was on a pedal organ and
McCartney on piano. When McCartney hit a chord on the piano, it immedi-
ately grabbed Lennon. The two men, perhaps never more close than they
were that day, kept finding lost chords that became a perfect fit for their song.
As they wrote, they kept reaching the peak of pop’s greatest appeal: the joy of
surrendering to irresistible and fleeting elation. ‘‘It was, and remains, a great
song, a joyous, reassuring sentiment riding gently atop an exuberantly beau-
tiful melody,’’ Martin Goldsmith wrote in The Beatles Come to America.
‘‘The words may be simple, but they express tender longing and the heartfelt
magic of human touch in a sentiment both innocent and profoundly
worldly.’’6 Part of the track’s greatness did lie in the smooth transitions
between the descending phrases that begin the song, when the singer starts
to tell his girl what he wants her to know. At which point, according to Gold-
smith, ‘‘the melody leaps up an entire octave to land joyfully on the word
‘hand,’ the punch line of the song. The first lines are all breathless anticipa-
tion, and when the central idea of the lover’s message is delivered, it comes
bursting out in a manner that transcends everything that comes before.’’7
Their fifth single was hugely anticipated in Britain with advance orders of
over 940,000 two days before it was released on November 29. The factory
pressing alone was an unprecedented 500,000 copies in prerelease. A week
after ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ hit the shops, it entered the U.K. pop
charts at #1, where it would stay for six weeks. By the end of the year,
‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ was the second-highest top selling single of
the year—right behind ‘‘She Loves You.’’
Journalist Tom Wolfe once proclaimed that the Beatles wanted to hold
your hand, while the Rolling Stones would burn down your town. Besides
deliberately misreading the song, in order to indulge in self-conscious liter-
ary hyperbole, Wolfe misses the point. If you were to superficially compare
‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ to, say, the Rolling Stones’ cover of Muddy
Waters’ classic ‘‘I Just Want to Make Love to You,’’ the Beatles appear to
be catering to teenybopper conventions. When the Stones perform Muddy
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Reporter: Have you heard about the ‘‘Stamp Out the Beatles’’
campaign in Detroit?
McCartney: First off, we’re bringing out the ‘‘Stamp Out Detroit’’
campaign.
Reporter: Would you sing a song?
Beatles: No!
Lennon: We need money first.
Reporter: What do you think of Beethoven?
Starr: Great! Especially his poems.
Unlike Elvis, who had to face massive stardom alone, the Beatles were a
group. They could play off each other’s verbal skills the same way they could
play off each other musically. Together they achieved a group mind rather
than groupthink. You were always aware of their dissimilarity as individ-
uals, disparately funny and irreverent, throwing the reporters off their game
because the newsmen couldn’t find a sole target to hit. Once they conquered
the press conference, the Beatles then whisked off to the Plaza Hotel to
prepare for their American television debut.
When the Beatles appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show on Sunday,
February 9, 1964, it was the night America stopped mourning the death of
their youthful President. A couple of months earlier, record producer Phil
Spector thought he had the answer to America’s sorrow. He had released
a joyous Christmas album that was filled with great rock ’n’ roll holiday
songs by the Crystals, the Ronettes, and Darlene Love. Perhaps in a better
time, the Crystals singing ‘‘Santa Claus Is Coming to Town’’ would have
provided the appropriate yuletide spirit, but the album bombed. During
the Christmas of 1963, one month after the murder of JFK, nobody cared
if Santa ever came to town.10 But that Sunday evening in February, over
74 million American viewers were finally ready to move on, and share in
the Beatles’ exhilarating appearance. They tuned in and bided their time
with the cast of the Broadway production of Oliver! impressionist Frank
Gorshin (who would ultimately play the Riddler on the 1966 spoof TV
series Batman) and singer and banjo player Tessie O’Shea—but, who would
remember them? From the moment Paul McCartney opened his mouth to
sing ‘‘All My Loving,’’ everyone else became irrelevant. What came before,
or what was to come after, wasn’t a consideration. There’s a place. And we
had finally arrived there. What people heard was astonishingly new, a fresh
vision of America coming right back to them. The spirit of the New Fron-
tier, which many felt was left for dead in Dallas, was again sparkling with
intensity. ‘‘The Beatles did something special—not so much to revive that
American music from which they drew so much, but to add meaning to
it,’’ Dave Marsh wrote. ‘‘Part of what America loved about the Beatles
was that they appeared not as gods but as mortals whom the gods had
blessed.’’11
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Their first daring marketing move, as blessed mortals, was to kick off with
‘‘All My Loving’’ rather than ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ the song that
had just paved the path to their American arrival. In choosing ‘‘All My
Loving,’’ a tune with no instrumental introduction, they made sure that their
voices would make immediate contact with their television and studio audi-
ence. After following with the ballad ‘‘Till There Was You,’’ they tore
excitedly into ‘‘She Loves You,’’ ‘‘I Saw Her Standing There,’’ and finally
‘‘I Want to Hold Her Hand.’’ That night, the Beatles cast an image on Ed
Sullivan that was far removed from the sexually leering and dynamic provo-
cations of the hip-shaking Elvis. ‘‘What America saw was an image of unac-
customed elegance,’’ wrote Albert Goldman in The Lives of John Lennon.
‘‘Accoutered in dark, tubular Edwardian suits that exaggerated the stiff,
buttoned-up carriage of these young Englishmen, the Beatles resembled four
long-haired classical musicians, like Pro Musica Antiqua, playing electric
lutes and rebecs and taking deep formal bows after each rendition.’’12 Gold-
man described Lennon as ‘‘looking positively dignified, his aquiline nose and
full face giving him the appearance of a Renaissance nobleman.’’13
While the viewing audience was enthralled, the critics were less than
enthusiastic. The New York Times thought the Beatles were basically a
fad. The Herald Tribune thought they’d bombed. Newsweek called their
music a disaster, lacking in rhythm, and only expressing naive romantic
sentiments. The Washington Post, in the same American city that first
launched ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ described them as homely and asex-
ual. While most parents were concerned about the group’s long hair, there
were many who found their image too clean and innocent. For a band that
had forged their identity in dark clubs and basements, how could they look
that innocent? ‘‘[They] look so innocent because they are absorbing the
innocence of those around them, reveling in the last time that they will ever
be so new to an audience, that any audience will ever be so new to them,’’
Devin McKinney remarked.14 The Beatles connected with the mass audience
in a completely new way. They didn’t cater to audiences in the traditional
manner of most performers, who would coddle their partisan crowd in order
to win their loyalty. The Beatles did something that would ultimately prove
more dangerous—they set out to change people’s lives. The band’s impact
carried a powerful potency that not only lifted a nation out of its sorrow
but also created in its place an opportunity for people to step out of their
own shadow and into the limelight of Nowhere Land.
Arthur Lee, who within a few years would launch the Los Angeles psyche-
delic band Love, was in his 27th Street living room convinced that he’d
found his freedom the night he saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Guitarist
Joe Walsh sat in front of his television, his head bobbing excitedly to the
music, saying ‘‘Yes!’’ while his parents shook theirs, ‘‘No!’’ In his Florida
home, the young Tom Petty claimed that he was considering becoming a
farmer until he had an epiphany while watching The Ed Sullivan Show.
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He, too, wanted to play a guitar in front of live crowds. John Sebastian
recalled that the Lovin’ Spoonful, who would merge jug band blues, folk,
and rock ’n’ roll, was born the night he saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan at
Cass Elliot’s house. It was there that he met future cofounder Zal Yanovsky.
The Beatles’ appearance provided an indelible moment for one Vincent
Furnier, who would later be reborn as Alice Cooper. ‘‘I just sat there in my
living room in Phoenix with a huge smile on my face,’’ Cooper told Johnny
Black of Mojo. ‘‘My parents looked like they were in the audience of
‘Springtime For Hitler’ from The Producers.’’15 That same year, Furnier
would start his own band called the Earwigs with some of his pals. They
donned some Beatle wigs and entered the school talent show. ‘‘We were so
bad,’’ he recalled. ‘‘[B]ut I loved the attention. Girls started talking to me
[and] I got hooked on the limelight. That’s why I went into rock ’n’ roll,
for fame and sex.’’16 Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister, never got to see the
Beatles on Ed Sullivan because of his father banning television in the home.
‘‘The energy at school the next day was so intense over that performance
that, based just on what I was hearing, I said, ‘I’m gonna be a Beatle,’ ’’
Snider declared in Uncut. ‘‘I subsequently became a serious Beatle fan. Even-
tually, I found out I couldn’t be a Beatle. I had to be a rock star.’’ 17
He would dramatize that transformation in the video for his 1984 hit song
‘‘We’re Not Gonna Take It.’’
As for the many young girls who gave the Beatles their screams, they may
not have had ambitions to be rock stars, but their hysteria was never
harmless—or innocent. ‘‘The spectacle was not tender but warlike,’’ critic
Geoffrey O’Brien wrote in Sonata for Jukebox. ‘‘The oscillation between
glassy-eyed entrancement and emotional explosion, the screams that were
like chants and the bouts of weeping that were like acts of aggression, the
aura of impending upheaval that promised the breaking down of doors and
the shattering of glass: this was love that could tear apart its object.’’18
You could feel in that hurricane of love the possibility of someone being torn
apart, as easily as someone being embraced. Author Steve Turner also saw,
within that potentially violent dynamic, these screams as a response to the
Beatles’ call for total freedom. ‘‘The call to freedom that came from the
Beatles led these girls into a state of abandon,’’ Turner wrote in The Gospel
according to the Beatles. ‘‘For the duration of the concert they could
completely ignore society’s rules for appropriate conduct.’’19 Within the
shouting and wailing was also the sensation of being transported into
another place, the place Lennon had defined for listeners in ‘‘There’s a
Place.’’ It was a state of consciousness where, for the duration of the concert,
fans were no longer bound by the constraints of reality.
The impact of Beatlemania that weekend of The Ed Sullivan Show became
the subject of a charming 1978 comedy by Robert Zemeckis (Used Cars,
Back to the Future) called I Wanna Hold Your Hand. The film follows six
New Jersey teenagers who scheme to get to New York and meet the Beatles.
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Written with Bob Gale, who also shared credit on Used Cars and Back to the
Future, Zemeckis affectionately treats the quest of this motley group of
friends as a coming-of-age story where the Beatles’ visit dramatically alters
their lives. Of course, nothing goes as planned. Rosie (Wendie Jo Sperber)
who is crazed about the Beatles never actually gets to see them. Pam (Nancy
Allen), who is planning to get married and takes the trip as a reluctant
participant, ends up in the Beatles’ hotel room caressing Paul McCartney’s
bass guitar. Tony (Bobby Di Ciccio), who represents the last vestige of fifties’
greaserdom, loathes the group, yet he finds an unlikely ally in Janis (Susan
Kendall Newman), a folkie who initially hates the commercialism of pop.
I Wanna Hold Your Hand cleverly illustrates how the Beatles united a gen-
eration by creating cultural alternatives that transformed our value system.
Although the film has little of the inspired slapstick of some of Zemeckis’s
later work (especially the comic peaks he reached in the tall-tale outrageous-
ness of Used Cars), I Wanna Hold Your Hand still affectionately captures a
moment when people’s lives were shaped by pop dreams. It’s a genial look at
the stalking of pop stars, where benevolent, eager teenagers get caught up in
the thrill of having their lives touched by experiences larger than themselves.
But the film does ultimately cast its own nightmare shadow, and not just in
the stalking murder of John Lennon two years after the film was released.
Theresa Saldana, one of the performers in I Wanna Hold Your Hand, plays
Grace, an aspiring photojournalist out to get the perfect picture of the
Beatles, the one that would make her career. Yet, tragically, her career
became defined by becoming a victim of a similarly determined celebrity
stalker almost a decade later. After being stabbed repeatedly by a crazed
fan who obsessed over her for years, Saldana eventually recovered, but not
just to continue her acting career. She ultimately became an advocate help-
ing other victims of violence, innocent prey who were no longer sure that
they could trust holding anyone’s hand.
The Beatles’ first American concert took place at the Washington Coli-
seum on February 11, in a sports arena that seated close to 18,000 people.
While the centre was overflowing with typically enthusiastic fans, the group
played on a small stage in the round, which meant their equipment had to
move every few songs while the stage rotated. The opening acts were
Tommy Roe (‘‘Sheila’’), who had played with them in the United Kingdom,
the Caravelles, and the Chiffons. When the Beatles hit the stage, McCartney
happily greeted the crowd, as Harrison quickly launched into ‘‘Roll Over
Beethoven,’’ sending the crowd into delirium. While spirits were soaring,
with the band cheerfully soaking up the adulation, they experienced the first
pangs of violence, an undercurrent of what lay beneath the surface of all the
wild deification. As the excitement built, from number to number, the band
started to quickly react to the piercing pain of small objects striking them on
the head. As the band looked from side to side, they saw that they were being
pelted by jelly babies. Harrison had recently announced in an interview done
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back in Britain that jelly babies were his favorite candy. Now these American
fans were knocking them senseless, literally killing them with sweetness.
These tasty treats may have been tossed as an expression of love, of sweet
devotion, but McCartney, feeling the sting of that love as the tiny treats
struck his skin, described these love offerings as ‘‘coming [at us] like bullets
from all directions.’’20 In a country where, three months earlier, bullets had
struck down a President who was deeply loved, the irony was likely not lost
on McCartney. But his description of the candy was also quite literal because
the American jelly babies had harder shells, unlike the softer variety in the
United Kingdom. Either way, it was becoming clear that the Beatles weren’t
simply the object of an audience’s love, they were also its target. As the stage
continued to rotate, from song to song, the band vainly tried to duck these
little missiles that were now coming from all directions.
After the show, the band gathered at British Embassy party to celebrate
their success. The event was filled with political dignitaries, the kind the
Beatles went out of their way to usually avoid, a masked ball with cham-
pagne flowing. If the party began with a sense of personal pride about the
great reception they received in America, the Beatles soon began to feel as
if they were animals in a petting zoo, being taunted by little children. As they
slowly made their way through the crowd of embassy officials, people began
touching them eagerly as if they were holy men on a sojourn. One drunken
woman even went so far as to throw herself at the group. Later in the
evening, after the Beatles agreed to announce the winners of an embassy
raffle, one bold debutante came up behind Ringo and clipped off some of
his hair. The weapons of choice in the concert audience had been an offering
of sweets, but the Beatles now encountered something more bittersweet.
They discovered within themselves a vulnerability they didn’t have in their
days in Hamburg. On the nightclub stage, their leather jackets had provided
an emblem of toughness, a means of standing up to the drunken louts who
taunted them. But in their formal suits, they appeared to this Wasp enclave
as cute ornaments to be fussed over, tamed, and with a cut of the hair,
symbolically castrated. They furiously exited the party and vowed they
would never attend such a function ever again.
After the concert in Washington, the Beatles took the train back to New
York to play two shows at Carnegie Hall on February 12. No rock act had
ever performed there before—including Elvis Presley. But the train ride
was filled with fawning journalists and sycophants trying to get on with
the band. On the way back to New York, the Beatles were feeling besieged
and overwhelmed. There was nowhere to hide. The screaming throng in
Washington was handled diplomatically, but once at Carnegie Hall, the
group realized that no one was listening to the music. In Hamburg, the
group used the power of their sound and their improvised stagecraft to get
the audience’s attention. The whole point was to be heard, to prove that
the attention was warranted. Now the Beatles found that they had
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In March 1964, fresh from conquering America, the Beatles found them-
selves toasted by the British Prime Minister Harold Wilson, who heralded
them as part of a cultural revolution at a Variety Club luncheon at the
Dorchester Hotel in Park Lane. Although Wilson’s comments were certainly
apt, it was clear to everyone in the room that the Conservatives were still in a
free-fall from the Profumo scandal that had rocked the government’s confi-
dence to lead. What better way to earn some cachet but to jump on the
Beatle bandwagon. As for the group, the bandwagon they built didn’t
concern itself with the expedient behavior of the government, or their
public. The Beatles were mounting a stage that continued to expand, ema-
nating sounds yet unheard, daring themselves and listeners to risk territory
untried. They didn’t define success by the victories they scored with each
new record, or each new concert. Success was a process whereby they would
find new means to add to what they’d already done before. Sometimes that
meant building new sounds on the ones they learned from their antecedents.
Those brave new steps would begin with their next single ‘‘Can’t Buy Me
Love,’’ which they had begun recording in Paris back in January, and then
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the time the Quarry Men first performed it at the Casbah Club on August
29, 1959, ultimately claimed it. ‘‘Little Richard didn’t make records to be
appreciated or even whistled along to,’’ Steve Turner wrote in The Gospel
according to the Beatles. ‘‘He made records to ravage the senses.’’22 ‘‘Long
Tall Sally’’ had created a frenzy for the senses but with a powerful gospel
urgency. Originally titled ‘‘Bald Headed Sally,’’ this rocker followed on the
heels of Little Richard’s raucous ‘‘Tutti Frutti.’’ Recorded in New Orleans
in 1956, the racy lyrics, which hinted at transvestitism, came by way of a
young teenage girl named Enortis Johnson, as Richard and Bumps Blackwell
provided the rollicking backbeat. When he recorded ‘‘Long Tall Sally,’’
Little Richard was still bristling that Pat Boone’s languid version of ‘‘Tutti
Frutti’’ had outsold his. During each take of the song, Richard drove the
band faster and faster, convinced that the quicker he spit out the lyrics,
Boone would never get his mouth around them. It was all in vain, though.
Once again, Boone’s version outsold his.
If ‘‘Twist and Shout’’ was Lennon’s tear-at-your-soul rave-up, ‘‘Long Tall
Sally’’ became McCartney’s soul driver. McCartney doesn’t go for any raw
truths in this song, as Lennon would in ‘‘Twist and Shout,’’ or as he did in
Smokey Robinson’s ‘‘You Really Got a Hold on Me.’’ ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’ is
basically a wild tale that takes place on a Saturday night. McCartney takes
a showman’s pleasure in telling that story. He shares with Little Richard
an unabashed desire to take flight, digging the felicity of losing control.
Lennon could sometimes take you to the heart of hysteria, daring you to
share in the freedom he found (as well as having us share in his fear of losing
it), but with ‘‘Long Tall Sally,’’ McCartney doesn’t dare the listener, he
cheerfully turns hysteria into cheap thrills. ‘‘Paul starts at a peak above
Richard’s normal wild search for ecstasy,’’ writes Dave Marsh of ‘‘Long Tall
Sally’’ in The Beatles’ Second Album. ‘‘McCartney’s already found his, and
he’s celebrating it, not sneaking around in any back alley, but bringing the
alley out front.’’ 23 The Beatles would nail this number in one take with
George Martin letting his hair down on the rocking piano. Inevitably,
‘‘Twist and Shout’’ would open their shows, but ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’ justifi-
ably became their concert closer.
In 1958, Lennon composed ‘‘I Call Your Name’’ in a ska arrangement
that resembles Barbie Gaye’s 1957 ‘‘My Boy Lollipop,’’ which the Jamaican
singer Millie Small would rescue from obscurity three weeks after the Beatles
charted ‘‘I Call Your Name.’’ As in ‘‘Please Mr. Postman,’’ Lennon draws
emotional currency from his past, speaking to his lover through an
emotional hailstorm that’s filled with unresolved currents of sadness, rage,
and yearning. In 1958, McCartney channeled his own grief over his moth-
er’s death in ‘‘I’ve Lost My Little Girl,’’ a song where he sought a place to
overcome his sorrow. Lennon, on the other hand, went right to the root of
his own pain, lending more depth to his unrequited desires. ‘‘Matchbox’’ is
an agreeable cover of a 1958 Carl Perkins’ song, which was lifted from Blind
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Lemon Jefferson’s 1927 ‘‘Matchbox Blues.’’ Perkins, who wrote the defini-
tive rock anthem ‘‘Blue Suede Shoes,’’ was a contemporary of Elvis Presley.
Unfortunately for Perkins, the song ended up as a hit for Elvis. Perkins was
badly injured in a car accident in 1956, so the King got to record it first.
‘‘Matchbox’’ is a rockabilly tune with comical overtones. It’s about being
so forlorn that, while you may have a matchbox, you’ve got no matches
inside. As he did with ‘‘Boys,’’ Ringo had performed ‘‘Matchbox’’ in Ham-
burg with Rory Storm and the Hurricanes. Unfortunately, he doesn’t whip
up much of a storm with this rendition. Possibly because Perkins arrived at
the Beatles’ session, Ringo became too self-conscious. But likely his rather
lackluster performance was due to an impending illness. He would go into
the hospital with tonsillitis two days after the session. If Ringo lacks the
required spirit here, Harrison certainly acquires it. With Perkins being one
of his guitar mentors, Harrison plays with flavor and personality, punctuat-
ing each note and giving the song a definite kick. For Perkins, however good
or bad the cover was, the arrival of the Beatles was a significant boost to an
interest in rockabilly music. ‘‘The Beatles and the Rolling Stones sort of
saved rockabilly when it could have been lost forever,’’ Perkins remarked.
‘‘It was really in danger of dying a fast death in the early 1960s . . .they put
a nice suit on it and they never strayed from its basic simplicity. They just
made it a lot more sophisticated.’’ 24 As for his own comments on the
Beatles’ cover of his song? ‘‘I saw the prettiest dollar sign I had seen in my
life,’’ he remarked with a wink.25
‘‘Slow Down’’ is the first of three Larry Williams’ covers that Lennon
would sing with the Beatles, including ‘‘Bad Boy’’ and ‘‘Dizzy Miss Lizzie.’’
Along with Little Richard, Williams was a rock ’n’ roll raver on Specialty
Records in the fifties. Beginning as a valet for Lloyd Price (‘‘Lawdy Miss
Clawdy’’), Specialty founder Art Rube decided to turn Williams into a
facsimile of Little Richard, with the help of his A&R man, Sonny Bono,
beginning with Williams’ version of Price’s ‘‘Just Because.’’ He’d follow
with two smash singles, ‘‘Short Fat Fannie’’ and ‘‘Bony Moronie,’’ cut from
the same cloth as Little Richard’s rockers. To compare, you could say that
Williams was to Lennon what Little Richard was to McCartney—a man
who liked to strut his stuff. Sadly, the Beatles’ performance of Williams’
1958 hit lacks the cohesive fire of their Little Richard cover of ‘‘Long Tall
Sally.’’ The mono mix of ‘‘Slow Down,’’ heard on the American LP Some-
thing New (now available on CD), does bury a multitude of sins. But the
stereo mix, heard on the official EMI singles CD The Beatles Past Masters,
Volume One, is a disaster. Lennon’s double-tracked voice is so high in the
stereo version that it lays bare the previously recorded band track.
He sounds as if he’s out of sync with the group. While Harrison is left inex-
plicably playing rhythm guitar, Lennon’s lead guitar solo is so painfully
inept that it sounds like he’s only just getting acquainted with the instru-
ment. ‘‘Slow Down’’ is arguably one of George Martin’s worst production
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efforts. His overdubbed piano, for instance, which usually provides some
propulsion, is so plodding it sounds like he’s tripping over the keys.
After showing some good marketing acumen under Paul White in the
beginning, Capitol Records Canada clumsily tripped over their own feet just
before the Long Tall Sally EP was released in England on June 19, 1964.
While Canada didn’t issue EPs, as did Britain, they decided to scatter the
songs over a couple of releases. After Beatlemania! With The Beatles and
Twist and Shout, they put out an LP called Long Tall Sally in May 1964
(in the same cover design of the United States’ The Beatles’ Second Album),
incomprehensibly repeating the songs ‘‘You Really Got a Hold on Me,’’
‘‘Devil in Her Heart,’’ ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven,’’ and ‘‘Please Mr. Postman’’
from Beatlemania! With The Beatles. They added the singles ‘‘I Want to
Hold Your Hand’’ and ‘‘This Boy’’ to the album, along with ‘‘I Saw Her
Standing There’’ and ‘‘Misery’’ (left off Twist and Shout). Two of the songs
from the Long Tall Sally EP (‘‘Long Tall Sally,’’ ‘‘I Call Your Name’’) made
their appearance here. After that album, the Canadian albums conformed to
the U.S. bastardized releases.
The Beatles had now deeply penetrated the public’s imagination, enkin-
dling the audience’s dreams by drawing new maps of untold excitement.
As the British Invasion of musical artists began entering America’s revolving
door, the Beatles decided to walk through another door. The step they took
was to move right into the ultimate dream factory. Just as the mythology of
the Beatles was beginning to bloom, they began to seal their myth by making
a movie.
‘‘The first rock and roll movies had little or nothing to do with rock and
roll music, and everything to do with the rock and roll ethos,’’ wrote Greil
Marcus in his assessment of the genre.26 That ethos he describes was present
in many fifties’ pictures where adolescents were no longer accepting the
proscribed values of the status quo. You could see it in Marlon Brando’s
defiance in The Wild One (1953), where when asked about what he was
rebelling against, he replied, ‘‘Whaddya got?’’ You could recognize it in
the painfully vulnerable James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause (1955), as
he attempts to wake up his incognizant parents to the misunderstood youth
they were alienating. Rock ’n’ roll was practically embroidered into the
fabric of those movies. According to Marcus, though, its power wasn’t fully
comprehended until Bill Haley and the Comets drove home the combined
sociological screeds of The Wild One and Rebel in The Blackboard Jungle
(1955), with its blast of ‘‘Rock Around the Clock.’’ After that, aspiring rock
artists started lining up to see their possible future on the silver screen; and
John Lennon began thinking that maybe this was a cool job. The Beatles
were first turned on by The Girl Can’t Help It (1956), which featured Little
Richard in the opening credits singing the title song. The plot was largely
superfluous, but significantly, it was about how the music business was run
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by the mob (giving a whole new meaning to the word hit men). Besides
grooving to Little Richard, Gene Vincent, the Platters, and Eddie Cochran,
youngsters also swooned as the buxom bombshell Jayne Mansfield strutted
by in her tight clothes, clutching milk bottles to her heaving breasts.
In 1956, having been one of those kids first stunned by Brando, Elvis Presley
stepped onto the screen in the Civil War drama Love Me Tender, where two
brothers fought over politics and the love of Debra Paget. His elegiac ballad,
‘‘Love Me Tender’’ maybe even planted the early seeds for McCartney’s
‘‘Yesterday.’’ But it was his role as the violent rockabilly singer Vince Everett
in 1957’s Jailhouse Rock where the rock ethos fused effortlessly with the
music. From there, just as the rock movie began, it seemed almost over.
Except for the tabloid chic of High School Confidential (1958), which delved
pruriently into a teen dope ring, it was the sanitized Frankie Avalon/Annette
Funicello beach party movies and Elvis’s decline in Hollywood.
When the Beatles considered doing their own film, they wanted it to be
more than a mediocre formula flick. Having watched fellow Brit Cliff
Richard traipse about like an airbrushed Presley in the glorified travelogue
Summer Holiday (1963), the Beatles wanted something that might define
who they were, or at least, what we might perceive them to be. The end
result of their quest became the genre-defining A Hard Day’s Night, and
the road leading there came about by shrewd business strategies. In 1963,
United Artists was aware that Capitol Records in the United States had been
refusing to issue the Beatles’ recordings. This meant that there was no provi-
sion being made for sound track records in case the Fab Four ever wanted to
make a movie. Since United Artists were convinced of the Beatles’ ultimate
international success, they proposed signing the group to a three-picture
deal. If the Beatles agreed, United Artists was set up to release three sound
track albums (which the studio assumed would go through the roof even if
the films flopped). Noel Rodgers, who was the A&R man for United Artists
in England, and Bud Orenstein, who served in their film division, drew up a
contract that would ultimately net United Artists not only a superb Beatles’
record but a hit movie made for under a half million dollars. There was no
way they could lose.
After James Bond producer Harry Saltzman turned down United Artists’
offer to work on A Hard Day’s Night, the studio approached Walter Shen-
son. Shenson was an American expat, a producer at United Artists, whose
claim to fame was casting Peter Sellers in the social satire, The Mouse That
Roared (1959). ‘‘United Artists approached me when they apparently found
out that the contract between Capitol Records and the Beatles didn’t cover
movie soundtracks,’’ Shenson said. ‘‘They wanted to cash in on the Beatle
craze, so the movie was just an excuse to release an album.’’27 Shenson
introduced the group to another American, the 32-year-old director Richard
Lester, who brought the same exuberant pop inventiveness to his films that
the Beatles were bringing to pop music. Lester was from Philadelphia, a
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precocious kid who started grade school at the age of three. While he was a
student at the University of Pennsylvania, majoring in clinical psychology,
he did some part-time work as a stagehand in a local TV studio. Quickly,
he developed an interest in directing, becoming successful in his new trade
at CBS. Having both studied music and played in a band, Lester toured
Europe where he ultimately settled in England, and he continued his work
as a TV director. He began with his own comedy show, The Dick Lester
Show, before developing an association with Peter Sellers. This led to the
production of a series of wildly comic TV programs capped by The Goon
Show in 1958. Aside from his connection to the Goons, which drew the
interest of the Beatles, Lester had also directed a wildly innovative slapstick
short, The Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film (1960), which was
packed with the kinds of sight gags that would inspire A Hard Day’s Night.
‘‘I was the right film director for them,’’ Lester said candidly. ‘‘I chose them.
They chose me. They’d seen a short film of mine [The Running, Jumping and
Standing Still Film]. They knew I’d made a pop film [It’s Trad Dad] before
that. They knew. . .I would understand them musically.’’28
While the film was being negotiated in October 1963, Liverpool play-
wright Alun Owen was brought in to fashion a screenplay around a day in
the life of the group. Owen came from the school of working-class kitchen-
sink realism that had spawned Arnold Wesker and John Osborne. Some of
his plays were adapted to television—like No Trams to Lime—a grim drama
that had Shenson wondering if Owen could bring the levity required for the
Beatles’ first picture. But Owen successfully caught hold of the band’s comic
potential by following them while they toured Dublin and Belfast, observing
them in the fervor of Beatlemania. Early in 1964, Owen, Walter Shenson,
and Richard Lester then went to Paris where the Beatles were doing the
Olympia concert with Silvie Varton. At the George V Hotel, they watched
the group being prisoners in their own hotel room and conducting them-
selves as a comic troupe under the most adverse circumstances. They knew
that this would be the heart of the movie. The story could then be about
the Beatles scrambling through their professional life, escaping screaming
fans, signing autographs, and rehearsing for a television special.
The black-and-white movie opens with the definitive chime of George
Harrison’s guitar, popping like a starter’s gun about to begin a race, which
it does, as the Beatles are seen being pursued by shrieking fans through the
street. As they scramble, falling and laughing, exhilarated by the attention,
they roar through a train station. The title song calls forth both the intense
enjoyment of the moment and the relief awaiting when they finally arrive
home. The Beatles charging through the station becomes a true test, daring
the crowd to catch up, leaving us to wonder what might happen if they
did. As the cat-and-mouse game continues, Paul McCartney sits in the
station, with his grandfather, reading a newspaper while disguised by a
goatee not far removed from the one he’d grow for Sgt. Pepper in 1967.
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arose when Lennon was having lunch with Walter Shenson and he
mentioned the phrase to Shenson, who was immediately taken with it. The
problem was that there was no song written called ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night.’’
Although Lennon and McCartney had finished all the tracks for the movie,
Shenson wanted one with the film’s new title. Lennon asked him if it needed
to reflect the story, and Shenson said no. According to Maureen Cleave, a
journalist at the Evening Standard (who later did the interview that
contained Lennon’s controversial remark that the Beatles being more popu-
lar than Jesus), Lennon brought the lyrics to the studio on April 16, 1964,
written on the back of a birthday card to his son Julian. While humming
some unfinished portions to the group, the band gathered together and
completed ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night’’ in three hours. ‘‘It seemed a bit ridiculous
writing a song called ‘A Hard Day’s Night,’’’ McCartney told reporters in
the United States while promoting the picture, ‘‘because it sounded a funny
phrase at the time but the idea came of saying that it had been a hard day’s
night and we’d been working all day and you get back to a girl and every-
thing’s fine.’’30 The conflicting temperaments of Lennon and McCartney
fused beautifully once again in this song. Where Lennon describes the strug-
gle of working hard all day, McCartney responds to the hope of getting back
home. Richard Lester liked the title of the song being the title of the movie
since it captured the mad pace of the group in the eye of the hurricane.
Lennon would use the phrase in his story ‘‘Sad Michael’’ from his Edward
Lear–inspired book, In His Own Write (‘‘He’d had a hard days [sic] night
that day . . .’’), released later in the year. Besides being a #1 single in the
United Kingdom and the United States, ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night’’ would be
covered (like ‘‘She Loves You’’) by Peter Sellers who recited the lyric ‘‘as
he were Laurence Olivier delivering a Shakespearean monologue.’’31
‘‘I Should Have Known Better’’ is a brief throwback to the spirit of ‘‘From
Me to You,’’ including the winsome harmonica opening and a sprightly
Lennon vocal. After the opening credits featuring the title song, ‘‘I Should
Have Known Better’’ is the first track performed in the picture while the
Beatles are playing cards in the train baggage car. ‘‘If I Fell’’ is a lovely, yet
pensive ballad, written by Lennon in mid-February, a song he rightfully
considered a precursor to ‘‘In My Life’’ (even sharing the same chord
sequences). ‘‘If I Fell’’ is about an affair where the singer is asking the girl
that he desires whether she’ll love him more—if he leaves his wife. With that
in mind, ‘‘If I Fell’’ provided a affecting moment in Alan Parker’s hard-
hitting film Shoot the Moon (1982), where Albert Finney and Diane Keaton
play a middle-class married couple coming apart after the husband has an
affair with a younger woman. When he leaves her, Keaton sits mournfully
in a bathtub singing ‘‘If I Fell’’ to herself, smoking a joint, as her voice cracks
on the most painful, significant lyrics. Those lyrics refer back to the senti-
ments of ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ where the mysteries of romance
seemed so enticing. Now the singer discovers that holding hands isn’t quite
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enough to define the intricacy of romance. Critic Tim Riley hears the conse-
quences of romantic yearning, when the singer realizes that he’ll be leaving
his girl to cry if he continues this affair. ‘‘‘If I Fell’ takes a simple second-
time-around scenario and wrings a song of real consequence from its emo-
tional implications,’’ Riley wrote.32 Ian MacDonald thought ‘‘If I Fell’’
was a perfect example of how Lennon’s way of working out a song differed
from his partner. ‘‘While one can imagine McCartney arriving at many of
his tunes independently, only afterwards going to a guitar or piano to work
out the chords,’’ MacDonald wrote. ‘‘Lennon’s melodies feel their way
through their harmonies in the style of a sleepwalker, evolving the uncon-
ventional sequences and metrically broken phrasing typical of him.’’33 The
ballad gets performed to Ringo while the band is rehearsing in the TV
studio for their special. Apparently, Lester couldn’t figure any other place
in the film to place the song.
‘‘I’m Happy Just to Dance With You,’’ an infectious Latin-flavored tune
about seducing a woman onto the dance floor, was written for George to
sing. Harrison brings his characteristic rueful shyness to his performance,
as Lennon and McCartney’s harmonies cheer him on. ‘‘And I Love Her’’ is
a strikingly affirmative number composed by McCartney as an exercise to
see if he could write a love serenade that began in mid-sentence. It’s a song
that demonstrates how much he learned about balladry by performing ‘‘Till
There Was You.’’ ‘‘Tell Me Why’’ returns the Beatles to the girl group
origins of ‘‘Chains’’ and ‘‘Boys,’’ illustrating how far they’d come in creating
their own versions of those tracks. By Lennon’s standards, ‘‘Tell Me Why’’ is
an impersonal song, but it’s such an apt demonstration of the group’s total
command of harmony that you can be easily fooled into thinking that it’s
about something that actually matters. ‘‘Can’t Buy Me Love’’ was included
in the movie for one of the most memorable scenes, where the group escapes
the controlled environment of the studio, to frolic on the playing fields of
Isleworth behind the Odeon Hammersmith.
‘‘Any Time at All’’ is a Lennon powerhouse classic that revisits, with a
whole new authority, the sentiments of ‘‘It Won’t Be Long.’’ Albert Gold-
man rightfully calls ‘‘Any Time at All’’ the ‘‘most exciting song in the
Beatles’ first film score.’’34 Punctuated by Ringo’s pistol-shot drumbeat,
Lennon’s voice is all urgency. According to Goldman, he seems ‘‘like an
ecstatic dancing about in the flames because he stems from a cooler culture,
but the self-intoxicated thrust of his voice burns with the real gospel
frenzy.’’35 Goldman is wrong, though, when he suggests that Lennon is less
sincere when offering his undying support for the girl. Lennon balances, in
the sheer beauty of his voice, both the brutal world that shaped him and
the utopian world he wishes to create for himself. On the instrumental
break, George Martin adds a plaintive piano melody that mirrors hand-
somely Harrison’s guitar line. Martin would describe his technique in
Rolling Stone as providing a sustained note. ‘‘That note was what I used to
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ones, and then form the Byrds. ‘‘I guess the thing which struck me was that
they were using a lot of folk music chord changes,’’ Byrds cofounder Roger
McGuinn recalled. ‘‘They were using passing chords up until that point, so
in a way they were subtly combining folk and rock. This is what inspired
me and gave me the idea [to play electric rock & roll music].’’37 Chris Hill-
man, who would later join the Byrds, remembers McGuinn turning up at
the Troubadour with a 12-string acoustic Gibson guitar and playing ‘‘I Want
to Hold Your Hand.’’ Byrd David Crosby would say that their band ‘‘was an
attempt at democracy or a kind of family’’ which they learned from the Fab
Four.38 The Byrds would, of course, eventually rival the Beatles in becoming
a bickering family.
The critics were exuberant in their praise of the picture. Rather than cater
to the popularity of the group, the movie was appraised as a movie.
‘‘A Hard Day’s Night has turned out to be the Citizen Kane of jukebox
musicals,’’ wrote Andrew Sarris in The Village Voice. ‘‘[T]he brilliant crys-
tallization of such diverse cultural particles as the pop movie, rock and roll,
cinema-verite, the nouvelle vague, free cinema, the affectedly hand-held
camera, frenzied camera, frenzied cutting, the cult of the sexless subadoles-
cent, the semi-documentary, and studied spontaneity.’’39 The Daily Express
meanwhile called it ‘‘delightfully loony’’ and compared the Beatles to the
Marx Brothers. Bosley Crowther in The New York Times thought the film
‘‘tickle[d] the intellect and electrifie[d] the nerves.’’40 Roger Ebert would
later echo Sarris’s comparison to Citizen Kane. Of course, A Hard Day’s
Night gave us an idealized view of the Beatles, but there was a shady tinge
to the reality of their massive success celebrated in the picture. To provide
distraction between scenes, they kept their energy up with amphetamines
and scotch. There were also many young females, used as extras, who were
steered into the Beatles’ trailers for quick bouts of shagging before going
back before the camera. One extra, who had no interest in a quickie, was a
19-year-old model named Pattie Boyd. Lester had recalled using her in a
commercial he’d directed, so he invited her to be one of the smitten girls on
the train meeting the band. She would eventually go out with George Harri-
son after he gave her an autograph with seven kisses on the photo. They
would eventually marry in 1966.
Early in 2007, I happened to catch a number of fake movie trailers appear-
ing on the Web site YouTube. If there was a concept to these faux coming
attractions, it was to deliberately misrepresent the original movie, perhaps
as a way to satirize the manner in which trailers provide false hooks to steer
us to the picture. So Stanley Kubrick’s familial horror film The Shining
(1980) was recut to suggest a father/son reconciliation drama directed by
Cameron Crowe. Martin Scorsese’s feverish Mean Streets (1973) was
crossed hilariously with Sesame Street. There were quite a number of other
films represented, but one in particular caught my eye. It was for a movie
titled A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead. The trailer begins typically
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Although the Beatles get the credit for spearheading the British Invasion
into America, the first British rock band in that period to tour the United
States was the Dave Clark Five. Driven by a heavy beat that Time magazine
compared to an air hammer, the Dave Clark Five, led by the saturnine
drummer Dave Clark, sold in excess of 50 million records and appeared a
record 12 times on The Ed Sullivan Show. Between 1964 and 1966, the band
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had 15 consecutive Top 20 hits, including the sturdy ‘‘Glad All Over,’’ the
stomping ‘‘Bits and Pieces,’’ the swinging ‘‘Can’t You See That She’s Mine,’’
and the softly suggestive ‘‘Because.’’ Besides Clark, the group included the
lanky keyboardist and lead vocalist Mike Smith, saxophonist Denis Payton,
bassist Rick Huxley, and the calmly assured lead guitarist Lenny Davidson.
Clark had become Britain’s first independent producer. He owned all the
band’s recordings and leased their records to Capitol Records, unheard of
in the early sixties. Clark managed the band, while taking an active role in
picking their opening acts during their U.S. tours. Besides Little Richard,
Roy Orbison, and Jerry Lee Lewis, Clark sought out the young Aretha
Franklin, invited the Supremes on board, and included Sonny & Cher on
their first tour. He discovered the Young Rascals (‘‘Groovin’’’) in a New
York club and convinced them to join the trip across the United States.
So given all of these accomplishments, why didn’t the Dave Clark Five
reign supreme? First of all, musically the band was nowhere near as talented,
or as imaginative, as the Beatles. While their songs have an attractive Big
Beat, their sound eventually grows deeply monotonous. The group was also
colorless, almost indistinct, by comparison to the humorous Fab Four. But
as commercial pop artists, they seldom got the credit they deserved for the
mainstream vigor in their work. ‘‘Sure, they were crude and of course they
weren’t even a bit hip, but in their churning crassness there was a shout of
joy and a sense of fun,’’ Lester Bangs once wrote.42 Given that their greatest
appeal was in that spirit of simple fun, it was a huge shock to discover that in
their first movie, Having a Wild Weekend (1965), they would provide such
depth. To borrow Andrew Sarris’s comparison: If A Hard Day’s Night is
to Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane, then Having a Wild Weekend is to his The
Magnificent Ambersons (1942), an uneven, but emotionally richer experi-
ence than the former.
Having a Wild Weekend, which was more aptly titled Catch Us If You
Can in the United Kingdom, is a story about the cost of being a tool of mind-
less consumerism. It’s about how one defines success, and whether or not it
does bring complete happiness, or even satisfaction. Having a Wild Week-
end is not about the alienation of youth (always a popular theme), it’s about
disenfranchisement. The movie examines the price of utopian dreams, how
they’re defined, or if they can be sustained once they’re ever found. A Hard
Day’s Night set out to celebrate the Beatles’ success, and it did so with great
affection. Having a Wild Weekend asks more unfriendly questions about
what success really has to offer. Directed by John Boorman (Deliverance,
Excalibur), in his first dramatic feature, and written by playwright Peter
Nicols (A Day in the Death of Joe Egg), Having a Wild Weekend took a
number of risks that A Hard Day’s Night chose to avoid.
A Hard Day’s Night has the Beatles playing themselves in a film that both
mythologizes and celebrates their music. In Having a Wild Weekend, the
Dave Clark Five don’t play themselves. The movie isn’t even about how a
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rock band achieves fortune. The Dave Clark Five are playing stuntmen
working on a TV commercial being produced for an advertising company
selling meat. (‘‘Meat For Go’’ is the name of their campaign.) Steve (Dave
Clark) is a model, who is unhappy with his life, and he works with Dinah
(Barbara Ferris), the ‘‘Butcher Girl’’ in the company billboard ads. One
day, they both grow weary of the vapid commercialism, of being turned into
products of the advertising firm. In an act of desperate rebellion, they impul-
sively leave London to explore the English countryside. Their valiant hope is
to find a better and more meaningful life, while the advertising company
spends the movie trying to hunt them down. What they discover on their
journey is more people desperately trying to survive their shattered dreams.
They first encounter some squatting hippies on Salisbury Plain in a gutted
house smoking grass—but they’re looking for heroin. Although it’s 1965,
the commune members suggest more the dissipated drugged wanderers of
the late sixties, those who would become fodder for the crazed visions of
Charles Manson. They later meet an unhappily married couple (played
superbly and sympathetically by Yootha Joyce and Robin Bailey) who are
collectors of arcane objects that help them cling to the past in their extrava-
gant estate. But their antique goods can’t heal the bitter emotions that
continually tear the couple apart. When Steve and Dinah visit a ranch run
by Louie, a friend from Steve’s childhood, Louis can’t even remember Steve’s
name. He also fawns over Dinah, a celebrity that he recognizes, and hopes
she will bring some status to his business. The thrust of Steve and Dinah’s
journey, throughout the movie, is to get to an island off the mainland in
Devon where they can find sanctuary from the corrupted world around
them. The island beckons large by this time in the movie because it might
be the only sanctuary they’ll ever find. When they do arrive, however, the
advertising company has already anticipated their move and they’ve used
Dinah and Steve’s escape to their advantage. The company stages Dinah’s
‘‘rescue’’ to help boast their meat campaign. Worse, her dream island turns
out to be fake. At low tide, it is reachable from the mainland. In the end, they
are both forced back into the life they vainly tried to escape.
It’s not hard to understand why Having a Wild Weekend failed to score
with the fans of the Dave Clark Five, let alone the youth audience. The
picture doesn’t play off the band’s pop appeal. (Lenny Davidson doesn’t
even get one line of dialog in the entire picture.) The film also doesn’t
celebrate the spirit of liberation in the air. John Boorman instead speculates
as to what freedom Steve and Dinah could possibly find outside of their own
milieu. Dinah wishes to escape but she has no sense of what she really wants.
For her, it’s the journey that defines her. Arrivals solve nothing. When she
reaches her island, it doesn’t satisfy her, or change anything. Dinah even
comments that ‘‘it smells of dead holidays.’’ The oasis is merely a reminis-
cent of happy days long gone and no longer attainable. Steve is looking for
a place, a portal of freedom, from the banal and the empty. When Dinah
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criticizes him for not enjoying the journey, he accuses her of giving up too
easily. Steve comes to recognize that Dinah is more pliable than he imagined.
Dinah is adaptable; Steve isn’t.
Having a Wild Weekend takes place in the winter, and Boorman plays into
its frigid discontent. He presents the chilled country landscape as desolate,
rather than inviting. All through the movie, we hear songs by the Dave Clark
Five, but they could be the random samplings of any radio program. They
don’t seem connected to the people on the screen who are—implicitly—
removed from being identified as the authors of their own work. When Steve
and Dinah come close to finding that mythical island, we hear what is
perhaps the Dave Clark Five’s most substantial song, the beautifully lament-
ing ‘‘When.’’ The tune is like a burst of sun that’s trying to break through the
foreboding clouds. Over the demonstrative minor chords of the piano, the
singer desperately calls out for his lover to accept him unconditionally,
and only then will they experience the true meaning of love. The song, like
the movie, is seeking values that aren’t illusory, but ones that do have
consequence. The contrast between the passionate reserves in ‘‘When’’ and
the empty landscapes the couple inhabit render a bittersweet aspect to
their fate.
Many critics ignored the movie, but Pauline Kael in The New Yorker rightly
compared the story to Chekhov. ‘‘It’s as if Pop art had discovered Chekhov—
the Three Sisters finally set off for Moscow and along the way discover that
there isn’t any Moscow,’’ she wrote.43 Her comparison is apt because Three
Sisters has the same utopian ideals of a quest for Nowhere Land, this magical
place that isn’t the reality of Moscow, but the possibility of what it might
represent. Having a Wild Weekend slipped out of consciousness because the
possibilities it presented hadn’t entered people’s consciousness yet. It was a
similar problem that Arthur Penn encountered with his contemplative and
equally bittersweet counterculture story Alice’s Restaurant in 1969. As for
the Dave Clark Five, they would break up by 1970.
Having a Wild Weekend was a sober meditation on a period that people
then wished to define as idyllic. It didn’t spoil the party, even if the picture
couldn’t join it—and the band would soon fade from popular memory.
In 2008, though, the Dave Clark Five would finally be admitted to the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. But two weeks before their induction, vocalist Mike
Smith, the impassioned voice of ‘‘When,’’ didn’t live to see the ceremony.
He died of pneumonia in London. While the Dave Clark Five experienced
a relative obscurity next to the Beatles, the Fabs would soon begin to live
out aspects of what was so presciently unveiled in Having a Wild Weekend.
The Beatles’ invasion of America in 1964 took place on the cusp of the
international success of their single, ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand.’’ Arriving
on the heels of the national tragedy of JFK’s assassination, the Beatles
offered a salve to heal the wounds of a traumatized American public, setting
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played with Georgie Fame, as well as briefly fronting his own group, Jimmy
Nicol and the Shub Dubs. They had one small hit single titled ‘‘Humpity-
Dumpity.’’ Nicol’s inaugural tour with the Beatles was a whirlwind of
adulation and partying. The emotional exhaustion brought on by the huge
demands put on the group was now bringing out the group’s least attractive
side. In Blokker, Holland, the mayor came up to George Harrison in order to
give him the keys to the city, only to hear Harrison tell him to fuck off.
On June 11, the Beatles arrived in Darwin, Australia. The next day, close
to 100,000 fans lined the streets along a six-mile route to the Centennial
Hall where the band would play two shows. A couple of days later, not
content to scream at their idols, 250,000 fans in Melbourne attempted to
defiantly break through barriers just to reach the group almost causing a
riot. In Sydney, danger seemed to rear up everywhere. A 13-year-old fan
was caught outside the eighth floor of their hotel, barely holding on to the
balcony, while climbing up to their suite. When the band performed, they
were once again pelted with jelly babies, just as they were in their first
American concert in Washington. ‘‘I hate people throwing things while
we’re performing,’’ Lennon told a reporter during the tour. ‘‘Many times
we come off the stage and it looks like we’ve gone through a war zone.’’46
Lennon found it particularly hard to keep singing with these sugar bullets
consistently hitting him. ‘‘It does take the pleasure out of it,’’ he remarked.
‘‘Now you know why we run off quickly.’’47
If it wasn’t candies being chucked, handicapped people along the parade
route had started tossing their crutches at their motorcade. The whole
episode prompted their press agent Derek Taylor to remark that the Beatles
could just as well launch an old-fashioned Bible-thumping tour. Lennon’s
remark about the group being more popular than Jesus might have grown
out of scenes like this. They suddenly found themselves at two extremes of
intense emotional identification. If it wasn’t screaming girls longing to touch
them, they had to face the afflicted in wheelchairs looking to the Beatles to
heal them. ‘‘John didn’t like it,’’ Harrison recalled. ‘‘You could see he had
a thing about them; I think it was a fear of something. You can see in all
our home movies, whenever you switch a camera on John, he goes into his
interpretation of a spastic.’’48 Lennon, who would one day in a song confess
to feeling crippled inside, now felt like he was the freak in a traveling side-
show. ‘‘When we would open up, every night, instead of seeing kids there,
we would see a row full of cripples from the front,’’ Lennon recalled.49
In the States, it was worse. People were wheeling hundreds of them back-
stage, where Lennon could barely look at them. Often he turned his head
away. Instead of fronting a band, he began to feel as if he were being treated
as a faith healer. As Lennon expressed revulsion brought on partly by his
own personal insecurities, McCartney caught more of the cruel irony of the
circumstances. ‘‘The spirit of the Beatles seemed to suggest something very
hopeful and youthful,’’ McCartney explained. ‘‘So, often, someone would
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ask us to say ‘hello’ to handicapped kids; to give them some kind of hope,
maybe. But it was difficult for us, because part of our humor was a sick kind
of humor. We were almost having to bless the people in wheelchairs; so
there was this dual inclination going on for us.’’50
Besides being welcomed as faith healers, they were also greeted by many
women eager for a different kind of healing. Many reporters described those
episodes as something out of Fellini’s Satyricon. One reporter who followed
the Beatles during their Australia venture was Bob Rogers. Quoted in Albert
Goldman’s The Lives of John Lennon, Rogers said that he had never seen so
much flagrant fucking by any pop band. ‘‘There was no pill in 1964 and with
the amount of Beatle screwing that went on, I just can’t believe that there
wasn’t an explosion of little Beatles all over Australia in 1965,’’ he
recalled. 51 Jim Oram was another Australian journalist who followed
the group that summer. Oram describes ‘‘a seemingly endless and inexhaust-
ible stream of Australian girls [passing] through their beds; the very young,
the very experienced, the beautiful and the plain.’’52 In Adelaide, one happy
deflowered virgin, he recalled, ‘‘proudly took her blood-stained sheet home
with her in the morning.’’53 Singer Ronnie Spector, who toured with the
group in 1964 as part of the Ronettes, remembers the sexual escapades
clearly. ‘‘There was a big party with a naked girl dancing on a bed and the
Beatles were taking pictures of roadies having sex with her,’’ Spector remem-
bered. ‘‘I was sitting on John Lennon’s lap and felt something very hard in
his pants.’’ 54 Years later, composer Frank Zappa would be continually
assailed by prurient rock critics for his salacious lyrics about rock stars on
the road. But in compositions like ‘‘The Mud Shark,’’ ‘‘Bwana Dik,’’ and
‘‘Crew Slut,’’ he honestly portrayed the behavior of rock stars on the road
by cleverly satirizing their escapades. Most bands, however, including the
Beatles, worked hard to keep a distance between their image and their back-
stage activities, which were to be kept private.
By the time Ringo rejoined the band in Melbourne, the group was alerted
to bomb threats in New Zealand. When they arrived in the United States in
San Francisco on August 19, the tour continued with Jackie DeShannon,
the Exciters, the Bill Black Combo, the Searchers, and the Righteous Broth-
ers opening the show. The Righteous Brothers would leave midway through
the tour when, during a rendition of their great hit, ‘‘You’ve Lost That
Lovin’ Feelin’,’’ in an outdoor arena, the Beatles hovered overhead in their
plane and all heads went to the sky rather than the stage. The Exciters, a
young black R&B quartet, were quite enthusiastic about doing the tour.
Their infectious single ‘‘Tell Him’’ had already been a huge hit that year in
the States (and later revived by The Big Chill in 1983), but it was becoming
quite popular in the United Kingdom as well. While the Beatles loved the
group, their fans would make life difficult for them. In Texas, the Exciters
would almost be crushed in their limos from the excitable throng. Even
worse, one day they went shopping only to find when they returned to their
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hotel that they weren’t allowed to enter because they were black. They were
told they had to take the freight elevator to their rooms. As they boarded the
elevator, they encountered singer Pearl Bailey, only to discover that she, too,
was being subjected to the same humiliation. On August 26, in Red Rocks,
Denver, the Exciters encountered more vicious racism when they were
chased from the stage by Beatles’ fans booing and yelling, ‘‘Niggers go
home!’’ Determined not to cower to these thuggish threats, they stormed
back to give the performance of their lives. They sang with such passion
and determination that the crowd gave in. The group got a standing ovation.
The Exciters, a group of young black kids barely into their twenties, lived up
to their name, staring down racist adversity and performing two encores.
The tribulation at Red Rocks wasn’t limited to the racism being
expressed. There had also been death threats. During the show, Brian
Epstein and George Martin had climbed up on a gantry overlooking the
stage, and they looked down at the Beatles during the performance to see
that the amphitheater was perched in such a way that you could have had
a sniper on the hill picking off any of the Beatles at any time. ‘‘I was aware
of this, and so was Brian, and so were the boys,’’ Martin explained.55 The
tour may have been greeted with a frenzied enthusiasm, but it also was
permeated with grim undercurrents. For example, celebrations turned
somber right at the start in San Francisco on August 19, when George
Harrison rejected the idea of riding in an open car. He had to remind organ-
izers that Kennedy had been killed just one year earlier. It didn’t matter.
Screaming girls became a liability in the wall-to-wall traffic and the motor-
cycles colliding. On stage, the band was consistently ducking ‘‘love objects’’
and often not successfully. McCartney was clocked by a cigarette lighter in
one city. In another, a shoe flung at the stage banged Lennon. A Beatles’ but-
ton was also thrown at the group, catching Lennon, and cutting him.
Reporter Larry Kane, who was touring with the Beatles that summer, would
say, ‘‘it wasn’t a wound—but it was a wake-up call.’’56 Kane was a tradi-
tional news reporter, with no experience covering rock ’n’ roll, which
initially put him at odds with the upstarts from Liverpool. But maybe
because he was a good newsman, he asked more intelligent questions of
the group than the helplessly fawning queries of his colleagues. If other
reporters would ask about the band’s favorite color, Kane would quiz the
group about their political beliefs or maybe their opinions on Vietnam.
Obviously they weren’t prepared to directly answer those questions, but
Kane immediately earned their respect—especially from the more caustic
John Lennon.
On August 22, in Vancouver, fans stormed Empire Stadium where the
police couldn’t handle the mob and screaming kids were almost trampled.
‘‘The Vancouver police called it the worst night in their city’s history,’’ Kane
remembered. ‘‘Once the gig started, the crowd went mad, they jumped out
of their seats, roared onto the pitch—it was a football stadium—and headed
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straight for the stage. The police all had guns and armor and [it] looked like
there was going to be a riot.’’57 Nobody was prepared for the mayhem. It got
so bad that McCartney had to warn the audience partway through the
concert that they’d end the show if it didn’t stop. Nothing helped. Broken
ribs, hysteria, and heat prostration ensued. When the group arrived in Los
Angeles the next day, they quickly got a taste of the Hollywood paparazzi
when they went to the Whiskey A-Go-Go with blond bombshell Jayne
Mansfield. ‘‘It was a total set-up by Jayne Mansfield to have pictures taken
with us,’’ Harrison recalled. ‘‘John and I were on either side of her and she
had her hands on our legs, by our groins—at least she did on mine.’’58 When
they arrived inside, photographer Robert Flora continued taking pictures
after the rest of his colleagues had finished. After Flora was politely asked
to cease, he refused to listen and kept snapping away. In frustration, Harri-
son fired his scotch at the persistent photographer, only to spray actress
Mamie Van Doren instead. Naturally, The Herald Examiner featured the
story with photos showing the quiet Beatle being anything but docile. With
the endless succession of concerts, the novelty of Beatlemania was wearing
off. Besides the cacophony of noise from the audience, the band couldn’t
hear the music they were playing. The only peace the Beatles found was in
the very room they first emerged from in Hamburg. ‘‘The only place we ever
got any peace was when we got in the suite and locked ourselves in the bath-
room,’’ Harrison remarked. ‘‘The bathroom was about the only place you
could have any peace.’’59
On August 28, 1964, while in New York, the group finally did find some
peace, as well as a kindred spirit, when they learned to smoke pot with
Bob Dylan. The Beatles had first become aware of Dylan while in Paris in
1964 when a radio interviewer gave McCartney a copy of The Freewheelin’
Bob Dylan (1962). Although McCartney had heard some of Dylan’s folk
songs in Liverpool, Lennon was discovering him for the first time. Dylan
had become aware of the Beatles the same way most of us had: the AM
radio. ‘‘[W]hen we were driving through Colorado we had the radio on
and eight of the Top 10 songs were Beatles songs,’’ Dylan told biographer
Anthony Scaduto. ‘‘In Colorado! ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’ all those
early ones. They were doing things nobody was doing. Their chords were
outrageous, just outrageous, and their harmonies made it all valid. You
could only do that with other musicians . . .I knew they were pointing the
direction of where music had to go.’’60 Dylan was essentially hearing his
own future, where his own music had to go, too, when he discovered the
Beatles. He first began playing rock back in Hibbing, Minnesota, when he
was just a kid, before he opted to be a folk troubadour. But now he saw
himself comfortably moving from that role into becoming an electric artist
who played with a band. His desire to turn the Beatles on, though, came
from his misunderstanding of the lyrics to ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand.’’
Apparently, he thought the line ‘‘I can’t hide’’ was ‘‘I get high.’’
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When the Beatles returned from their first international tour, they were as
world-weary as they were becoming worldlier. As the fall and winter beck-
oned, so did the task of returning to the recording studio. With very little time
to rest, or absorb the full impact of their summer whirlwind, Lennon and
McCartney came up with a new single to answer any queries as to their state
of mind: ‘‘I Feel Fine.’’ Begun by Lennon in the studio in early October,
while recording a new song called ‘‘Eight Days a Week,’’ ‘‘I Feel Fine’’ bore
some relationship to the earlier ‘‘Can’t Buy Me Love,’’ where true love wins
out over the desire for material goods. The singer here knows that his lover
is tempted by a man who offers her diamond rings, but he’s also convinced
that her heart belongs only to him. The mood of ‘‘I Feel Fine,’’ though, is
far more resolute than in ‘‘Can’t Buy Me Love’’ because Lennon expresses
no doubts about who the woman loves. Based on the melody of Bobby
Parker’s minor R&B hit ‘‘Watch Your Step,’’ the feedback that opens the
song was purely accidental. When the Beatles finished recording one take,
Lennon leaned his semi-acoustic Gibson guitar against his amp. He had
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albums, the Beatles had toured Down Under, spent two nights in Hong
Kong, and did concerts in Denmark and Sweden (not including their various
radio appearances in England). The Beatles were so exhausted that they
started to consider further reducing the half-hour length of their concerts.
Once they completed composing all new songs for A Hard Day’s Night,
Lennon and McCartney came up with smaller ambitions for their next
album. There were only eight original songs on Beatles for Sale, but some
of them dated back to their teenage years. ‘‘I’ll Follow the Sun’’ came from
the Quarry Men days. Some of the covers, like ‘‘Rock and Roll Music’’ and
‘‘Mr. Moonlight,’’ were part of their stage act in Hamburg and the Cavern
Club. Critic Walter Everett thought that their diminishing output, especially
after the solid original work on A Hard Day’s Night, reflected the tedium of
touring. ‘‘Beatles For Sale is often found wanting, as if the ‘tired’ expression
on the faces on the cover, explained by the quartet’s grueling schedule,
portrays the group’s exhausted inability to compose,’’ Everett explained.2
Besides the lack of original material, Everett also found that the group
harmonies had been altered considerably from the youthful buoyancy of
their early records. ‘‘The melodramatic time-defying caesuras that conclude
‘She Loves You’ and ‘It Won’t Be Long’ are not heard again until Lennon’s
backward looking ‘In My Life’ (1965), ‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’ (1968),
and, for that matter, ‘(Just Like) Starting Over’ (1980). It’s almost as if the
waxing and waning of the initial burst of Beatlemania itself, spreading over
the world from October 1963 through to the opening of A Hard Day’s Night,
is simultaneously reflected in the group’s most central musical structures and
its most vital means of expression.’’ 3 While this did affect the output of
Lennon and McCartney’s writing, the exhaustion they felt also brought a
whole new depth to their performances. Rather than continue to ride on the
euphoric bubble of ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand,’’ their songs now seemed
to be about what happened after you embraced that hand.
Beginning with the beautifully mournful acoustic ballad ‘‘No Reply,’’ John
Lennon takes the Rays’ 1957 hit ‘‘Silhouettes’’ and creates a completely
different scenario. ‘‘Silhouettes’’ is about a guy who discovers that his girl-
friend is cheating on him. He sees her with her new lover through the silhou-
ettes in her window. Lennon’s composition, though, is much more
suggestive. For one thing, he leaves much to our imagination, as if we can
imagine full well what the painful outcome will be—after all, we’ve all heard
‘‘Silhouettes.’’ But ‘‘Silhouettes’’ confronts the romantic conflict so explicitly
that there’s no mystery to the song, no room for our own emotional partici-
pation in the broken heart of the matter. The Rays (and also Herman’s Her-
mits’ 1965 cover) play safely within the confines of the cheating love song,
where the conflict gets so carefully laid out that it lacks nuance. By contrast,
in ‘‘No Reply,’’ Lennon has the guy slowly growing distrustful. First, the girl
won’t answer her door. Her folks deny that it was even her that he saw. But
the singer catches her peeping through the window—and he knows that she
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saw him peering at her. When he tries to telephone her, her folks reply that
she’s not home. But he knows they’re lying. He saw her earlier in the evening
enter the house with another man, which finally confirms the singer’s suspi-
cions. As Lennon sings, with trustful reflection, ‘‘No Reply’’ builds slowly
into an anguished expression of rejection. By gradually uncovering the tale,
he’s able to slowly deliver the full weight of what that final revelation does
to him emotionally. ‘‘No Reply’’ ends with an ultimate reply of loss. That
same year, Paul McCartney wrote his own variation on ‘‘No Reply,’’ called
‘‘From a Window,’’ for Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas, but nobody lost
any sleep from the revelations in that tune.
The country ballad, ‘‘I’m a Loser,’’ further examines Lennon’s struggles
with his sense of identity, a conflict that would find a whole new urgency
in the years to come. Written in a highly confessional style that, according
to Steve Turner, was attributed partly to a discussion Lennon had with jour-
nalist Kenneth Allsop. Allsop was a correspondent with the Daily Mail and
an interviewer on the BBC for their news magazine show, Tonight. When
they met in March 1964, Lennon was being interviewed about his recent
book, In His Own Write. Allsop had encouraged Lennon to move away
from the impersonal romantic pop songs like ‘‘She Loves You’’ into experi-
ences that revealed more about himself. Lennon obviously took it to heart
considering many of the songs he’d write following that interview.4 ‘‘I think
it’s the best thing I’ve done,’’ Lennon told Rolling Stone editor Jann Wenner
about ‘‘I’m a Loser’’ in 1970. ‘‘I think it’s realistic and it’s true to me.’’5
Being true, of course, meant that Lennon was moving away from third-
person material (a style of song McCartney preferred), which would soon
create conflict between the partners. This first-person music would find its
fullest, and least satisfying, expression in his solo years.
‘‘I’m a Loser’’ can actually be heard as a more candid version of ‘‘Misery,’’
though it often gets compared to the work of Bob Dylan. It’s a specious
comparison. For one thing, Dylan is far more elliptical, often abstract, in
his work. (His confessional 1974 masterpiece, Blood On the Tracks, dealing
with the aftermath of his failed marriage, might be the one exception.) ‘‘I’m
a Loser’’ has more of the naked self-reflection of Smokey Robinson. Robin-
son, in fact, may himself have been influenced by ‘‘I’m a Loser,’’ when he
wrote ‘‘The Tracks of My Tears’’ a year later. The comparisons to Dylan
are made largely because of Lennon’s use of an acoustic guitar and har-
monica. Where I hear Dylan’s influence most is in songs like ‘‘Norwegian
Wood (This Bird Has Flown)’’ on Rubber Soul. Dylan obviously did, too.
On Blonde on Blonde (1966), Dylan answered Lennon’s own poetic account
about adultery with ‘‘Fourth Time Around.’’ Borrowing the melody of
‘‘Norwegian Wood,’’ and trafficking in more poetic abstraction, Dylan tells
a similar tale of transient love. However, the song’s concluding line, ‘‘I never
asked for your crutch/Now don’t ask for mine,’’ might well have been
intended for Lennon as the girl in question.
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One of the Beatles’ best covers, again dating back to Hamburg, it demon-
strates both Paul’s love of the romantic drama of fifties’ rock (something
he’d revel in again on ‘‘Oh! Darling’’ heard on Abbey Road) and the band’s
unadulterated love of vocal harmonies. By the time, Paul is singing goodbye
to his girl, before quickly dashing off into the night, Lennon and Harrison
back him up with cocky smiles in their voices, as if they’re driving his
getaway car. ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ might be one of the most pleasurable
Beatles’ song they ever performed. Written by both Lennon and McCartney,
and originally considered as a single until Lennon composed ‘‘I Feel Fine,’’
‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ is powerhouse pop and it builds soundly on the prom-
ise first heard on ‘‘There’s a Place.’’ From the opening notes, fading in at the
start, Lennon easily convinces you that his love has the power to extend the
calendar beyond the expected seven days. He does it, too, in a voice that
demands that those deeply expressed sentiments be shared and requited.
The idea for the song first came to McCartney when he was taking his limo
to Lennon’s home to work on some new pieces. When Paul asked his driver
how he’d been, the driver replied, somewhat reminiscent of Ringo’s mala-
propisms, ‘‘Oh, working hard, working eight days a week.’’ When McCart-
ney got to Lennon’s door, he immediately told him he’d already acquired the
title. At which point, they got to work firing off lyrics which played off the
idea of eight days a week. Surprisingly, Lennon would dismiss the song in
later interviews, even though it would be one of their most joyous tunes.
While it was only an album track in the United Kingdom, it would be
released in North America as a single and go to #1. ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’
was also briefly considered as the title song for Help! Riding on its luminous
melody, ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ epitomized that, exhausted as the Beatles
might be, their dedication to the pleasure principle was wide awake.
‘‘Words of Love’’ is their only officially released cover of a Buddy Holly
song. While Holly is the sole voice on his version, performing it as if he were
reciting a private love letter to the girl of his dreams, Lennon and McCartney
wish to share those amorous feelings for this woman. Harrison’s neatly
picked, chiming guitar notes, which (especially in this song) would inspire
the playing of Roger McGuinn in the Byrds’ cover of Dylan’s ‘‘Mr. Tambou-
rine Man,’’ savor the melody, as Lennon and McCartney settle into a softly
yearning groove. ‘‘Honey Don’t,’’ the B-side of the 1956 ‘‘Blue Suede
Shoes,’’ is another cover of a Carl Perkins’ song. Originally sung by John
in Hamburg (and on their BBC appearances), here it’s taken on by Ringo,
just as he did with ‘‘Matchbox.’’ Ringo might have been outmatched on
‘‘Matchbox,’’ but here on ‘‘Honey Don’t,’’ his hangdog character blooms,
giving his performance his customary ‘‘aw, shucks, who me?’’ feature. The
song, about a guy who loves a woman no matter how much she drives him
nuts, is perfectly suited to Ringo’s quirky befuddlement. When Lennon sang
it, he merely sounded miffed at this annoying woman. Ringo has a sheepish
quality, a guy totally enthralled with the girl, even as she’s exasperating him.
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When he calls out for Harrison’s solos, he’s like the under-matched guy
trying to convince the girl that he has some pretty cool friends. ‘‘Every Little
Thing’’ might rival ‘‘Eight Days a Week’’ as one of the Beatles’ most stirring
love songs about unconditional devotion. While McCartney wrote it for
Jane Asher, Lennon rightfully sings the song with that sharp grain in his
voice. Although Lennon had always hated his voice, begging George Martin
to alter it anyway he could, the purity in his singing in ‘‘Every Little Thing’’
lets you know what it would cost him to lose someone this important.
‘‘I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party’’ is a moody country song written by
Lennon in his hotel during the 1964 world tour. The track mirrors the disen-
chantment revealed in ‘‘I’m a Loser,’’ plus the grind of the endless parties
brought on by the wave of Beatlemania that year. It’s possible he wrote it
while the rest of the band were having a blast attending a gathering at Burt
Lancaster’s house in Los Angeles. ‘‘What You’re Doing’’ is one of McCart-
ney’s most dramatic—yet unacknowledged—love songs. Written while in
Atlantic City, also during the 1964 tour, there’s a certain despondency in
this track that’s more characteristic of Lennon. Since the number deals with
the frustration of not having your love requited, McCartney’s optimistic
demeanor still shines through. ‘‘What You’re Doing’’ opens with one of
Ringo’s many memorable and well-defined drum patterns. He alternates,
on the downbeat, a declarative thump from the bass drum with an enthusias-
tic roll on the snare, just before Harrison introduces the melody. The effect
brings together both the frustration in the singer’s pleas and his equal desire
for resolution. The album concludes with Carl Perkins’ ‘‘Everybody’s Trying
to Be My Baby,’’ which could have been tailor-made for Harrison’s bashful
charm. But he must have left the charm at home that day. Harrison sings
as if he’s just been handed the song to play on the spot. Although his singing
lacks personality, his guitar work has plenty to spare. Since Carl Perkins was
his hero, Harrison is caught between the awkwardness of hero worship and
eagerly paying tribute. During the sessions for Beatles for Sale, the band
recorded a punchy version of Little Willie John’s ‘‘Leave My Kitten Alone,’’
which probably would have made for a better album closer than ‘‘Every-
body’s Trying to Be My Baby.’’ Harrison would return to this song many
times later in his career, often with better results, when he became a peer
to his own mentor.
If Beatles for Sale, which went on sale before Christmas in 1964, illus-
trated some of the exhaustion of the past year, it also showed that, under
the circumstances, the Beatles could be endlessly resourceful. Knowing their
musical roots intimately, Beatles for Sale was essentially a roots album. They
introduced the cover songs as maps of their own work, along with original
compositions that showed us what they’d gained from their predecessors.
The record was a cornucopia of influences, a huge divergent marketplace
with priceless and flawed gems available for the asking. Just because the
record was called Beatles for Sale, didn’t mean that the Beatles were selling
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out. In the upcoming months, their schedule would be no less taxing. The
frenzied adoration of Beatlemania had begun to reveal a discordant texture
in their music. Their songs, which began as an open invitation—from
me to you—were now about considering the consequences of that invitation.
If the pleasures found in their new music were becoming more substantial,
with shadings and depth, the band was simultaneously being stripped of its
innocence. The Beatles had reached the zenith of popular acclaim because
of the startling immediacy of that innocence. But from their newly acquired
peak, the view from the top wasn’t the paradise they had originally
imagined.
In early February 1965, before heading off to the Bahamas with Richard
Lester to film their next feature, the Beatles began the New Year with a
radical new single. ‘‘Ticket to Ride,’’ which was released in April, was their
first heavy-metal song. Not to be confused with the dark brooding musical
colors of future metal groups, this tune provided a heavy beat that was
decorated with happily ringing guitar arpeggios. Composed and sung by
Lennon, ‘‘Ticket to Ride’’ was initially mistaken as a reference to a British
Railways ticket to the town of Ryde, but it’s actually about a girl who is
taking a ticket out of her life with the singer. If the promise of love and affec-
tion, with its implications, were resoundingly affirmed on ‘‘From Me to
You’’ and ‘‘All My Loving,’’ ‘‘Ticket to Ride’’ illustrated that unconditional
love was just the start. In the composition, the singer knows he’s sad that his
lover has left him, but he also knows that she’s leaving because his whole
lifestyle is bringing her down. The promises he’s made have become prom-
ises he can’t keep. His appeals, ultimately, have become more desperate—
even as vindictive as in ‘‘You Can’t Do That’’—when he demands that she
simply do right by him. He has nothing to offer her but the aching sound
of his voice. ‘‘In ‘Ticket to Ride,’ John gives voice to self-pitying romantic
disappointment,’’ wrote biographer Bob Spitz in The Beatles. ‘‘[He’s]
stripped of all adolescent pretensions and reduced to the bitter aftertaste that
clings to rejection.’’7 By the end, Lennon is left lamenting in a high falsetto,
like a schoolboy taunting another, that ‘‘my baby don’t care.’’ But the
refrain is performed with such lively abandon you barely notice that the
singer has been dumped.
On ‘‘Yes it Is,’’ the B-side to ‘‘Ticket to Ride,’’ Lennon makes sure you
know that he’s been abandoned. In one of his most haunting performances,
Lennon revisits the melody of ‘‘This Boy,’’ only this time the boy has lost
any hope of getting his loved one back. In ‘‘Yes it Is,’’ you feel the weight
of her absence, just as James Stewart did with Kim Novak in Vertigo
(1958), where he’s overwhelmingly obsessed by her loss. But where Stew-
art’s fixation drove him to remake his current lover in the image of the
woman he believed he’d lost, Lennon wants no evidence reminding him of
her. He wants his present lover deprived of the colors that suggest her
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memory—especially the color red. The effect is eerily gothic. ‘‘‘Yes it Is’ is
positively 19th Century in its haunted feverishness, its Poe-like invocation
of the color scarlet, and its hint that the lost lover of its lyric is dead,’’ wrote
critic Ian MacDonald of ‘‘Yes it Is.’’ ‘‘The fantasy figure conjured here is
probably a transmutation of Lennon’s dead, red-haired mother, Julia.’’ 8
Lennon’s ties to his tragic past, the ghosts he once believed rock ’n’ roll
might finally exorcise, have instead become the bedrock of his strongest
work. As he desperately tries to shake off the power that this lost woman
has over him, Harrison’s whining guitar, affected by a newly purchased
volume pedal, provides the tears that Lennon himself can’t shed.
Once Ringo got married to hairdresser Maureen Cox in early February,
the group began work on their new film that was being prepared for an
August release. While Richard Lester was back at the helm, hoping to recap-
ture some of the fun and magic of A Hard Day’s Night, their second movie,
Help! ended up needing it. Besides operating from a more labored script, the
Beatles were so wasted on grass that it made them a pretty giggly lot to
direct. ‘‘We couldn’t have shot a film about what the Beatles got up to at
night, as it would have been X-rated,’’ Lester recalled in 2007 after remas-
tering the picture for DVD release.9 They had obtained the grass through
their friend, actor Brandon De Wilde, who played the fraudulently virtuous
lads in both Shane (1953) and Hud (1963). While the group was flying to
the islands, De Wilde offered them a bag and they all smoked together on
the plane. To not attract attention, Mal Evans had to consistently smoke
cigars to disguise the smell.
Unlike the plot for A Hard Day’s Night, which was a celebration of the
Beatles’ success, in Help! they were young men now basking in their
middle-class suburban bungalow. As in A Hard Day’s Night, Help! shows
the group still being obsessively pursued. Only the people chasing them here
are not the excitable crowds from A Hard Day’s Night, but instead an
Eastern religious cult. After a sacrificial ring was given to Ringo by a fan,
the cult goes on the hunt to retrieve it—even if it means killing the kindly
drummer. The movie, which ironically started the Beatles’ interest in India,
also became a precursor to the death threats ahead in 1966. In Help! the
Beatles are stalked by those who wish to do them harm, rather than the
adoring fans of A Hard Day’s Night. All through the film, the group is
subjected to a different kind of idol worship. The Beatles get electrocuted,
shrunk, strapped to operating tables, blowtorched, and shot at by tanks.
‘‘They become the target of everyone’s animus, and spend the movie trying
to survive,’’ wrote critic Devin McKinney on Help!10
Help! begins with the cult about to perform a sacrifice on a young
woman only to discover that the ring is missing—and that Ringo possesses
it. When the opening credits suddenly begin, in black and white, with the
band playing ‘‘Help!’’ we’re thrown back to the pristine glorious image of
them on stage during their television special in A Hard Day’s Night. But
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along with their familiar smiles, we can see that they have grown a little
heavier, and not quite as weightless on their feet. As the song propels us
along, the shock of a colored dart hitting Ringo in the eye jolts us out of
our basking in the Beatles’ glory. Within moments, as the credits continue
to roll, we realize that we’re watching the cult viewing the same movie foot-
age of the Beatles performing as we are. Instead of enjoying what they see,
though, they perceive corruption and indulgence. If Beatles’ fans affection-
ately threw jelly babies on the stage, the cult’s offering is darts to pierce the
singers on the screen. Obviously intended by Lester as a clever sight gag,
the opening scene begins to unravel how the Beatles, who began as objects
of love, were now quickly being turned into targets of hate.
The original script, by American writer Marc Behm, had even more lethal
implications. In that story, Ringo unwittingly signs a death warrant and gets
hunted down by a serial killer played by Peter Sellers. When it was discov-
ered that Italian director Phillipe de Broca (King of Hearts) was filming Up
to His Ears (1965), which featured Jean-Paul Belmondo as a wealthy young
man who decides to hire a hit man to kill him before suddenly changing his
mind, Behm altered his story. The final script, then called ‘‘The Indian
Giver,’’ was rewritten by Charles Wood to suit a more British vernacular.
Help! is essentially a comic-strip James Bond pastiche, an endless chase, with
little personality, and plenty of slapstick satire. ‘‘Help! was a strait-jacket of
a film for the Beatles,’’ said Victor Spinetti, who played the TV special
producer in A Hard Day’s Night, and now portrayed the mad scientist out
to cut Ringo’s finger off and possess the ring. ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night was basi-
cally the truth about them coming to London. In Help!, they had to act out
parts and weren’t really happy about it.’’11 Help! is nothing but spare parts
from other popular action genres. Even film composer Ken Thorne, as part
of his dramatic score, wove together a musical tapestry of Beatles’ songs
from A Hard Day’s Night, a touch of John Barry’s Bond theme, then added
tiny sprinklings of Wagner, Beethoven’s ‘‘Ode to Joy,’’ and some Indian sitar
music. The India connection, however, became the most significant aspect of
Help! During the early portion of the filming in February, on his birthday,
George Harrison met Swami Vishnu Devananda, a hatha yoga exponent.
Devananda was from Montreal, but his ashram was located in Rishikesh,
where the Beatles would eventually meet with Maharishi Yogi. Devananda
gave Harrison his book The Complete Illustrated Book of Yoga, his guide
to yogic exercises and Hindu religion, which he’d written in 1960. This
introduction to yoga coming as Harrison grew more tired of the material
world would begin Harrison’s sojourn to Eastern thought. From that new
perspective, he grew to believe that the truth could finally be found when
one could surmount the personal ego.
The title track, ‘‘Help!’’ became the Beatles’ next single in late July. Writ-
ten by Lennon, with some assistance from McCartney, it was described by
John shortly before his murder in 1980 as a personal cry for help. In the
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song, Lennon portrayed himself in what he called his ‘‘fat Elvis’’ period, a
star who’s bloated by his own fame. ‘‘The whole Beatle thing was just
beyond comprehension,’’ Lennon recalled in one of his last interviews.
‘‘I was eating and drinking like a pig, and I was fat as a pig, dissatisfied with
myself, and subconsciously I was crying for help.’’12 Only in 1965, Elvis had
yet to enter his own ‘‘fat’’ period. In 1980, Lennon used the hindsight of
Elvis’s death to give his song a meaning he may not have intended at the
time. Of course, Lennon was eating and drinking and getting high, but
whether or not he wrote the song to specifically address his unsettled state
of mind is uncertain. What is certain is that John Lennon generally was start-
ing to feel dissatisfaction with the life of being a Beatle. Lennon biographer
and culture critic Albert Goldman believed that ‘‘Help!’’ accurately reflected
the author’s frame of mind. ‘‘[Lennon] had lost his way, lost his pride, lost
his satisfaction, and, above all, lost his soul,’’ Goldman wrote. ‘‘Hence, it
wasn’t just his looks but his whole condition that was reminiscent of the
fallen Elvis. Like his old hero, John Lennon was a once-brilliant, rebellious,
virile young rocker whom success had puffed up into a fat clown.’’13 Gold-
man’s tone here, more churlish than it requires, is itself a little bloated.
If you just listen to the song, you don’t hear ‘‘a fat clown’’ or the gurgling,
bloated Elvis of ‘‘My Way.’’ ‘‘ ‘Help!’ isn’t a compromise,’’ critic Dave
Marsh writes. ‘‘[I]t’s bursting with a vitality that Lennon’s less mediated
solo albums never achieve. And John certainly doesn’t sound like he’s trying
to spit the bit; he sounds triumphant, because he’s found a group of kindred
spirits who are offering the very spiritual assistance and emotional support
for which he’s begging.’’14 As urgently as Lennon cries out for help, you
never get the impression that the man is totally doomed to be ‘‘fat Elvis.’’
As Marsh rightly states, the Beatles are there to back him up vocally, picking
up his cries, indeed reminding him that help is on the way. Harrison even
gets downright playful, ‘‘mickey-mousing’’ Lennon’s cries on his guitar. By
performing descending notes, as Lennon shouts for assistance, Harrison
parodies the sinister ‘‘dah-dah-dah-dah’’ clichés that often underscore
suspense scenes in a movie.
As usual, McCartney answered his partner on the B-side, with his own
mock cry of help. ‘‘I’m Down’’ is a good-natured ribbed response to John.
McCartney may be crying that he’s down, but his song kicks down doors
with such a savage power that you know McCartney won’t be on his back
for long. ‘‘I’m Down’’ provides ample proof that the Beatles could rock as
hard as anyone. With a vocal that’s part Little Richard from ‘‘Long Tall
Sally,’’ Larry Williams’ ‘‘She Said Yeah,’’ and a frenzied arrangement out
of Jerry Lee Lewis’s ‘‘Breathless,’’ McCartney madly wails in his hilarious
tale about a guy who is indignant about being dumped. Yet as much fun as
McCartney has unloading his misery, a rooster crowing his claim to be king
of the pen, the band’s performance cuts so deep you can feel the blood on the
tracks. ‘‘[T]he tension of the performance increases so brutally it seems the
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group will get out of it only by exploding,’’ Greil Marcus wrote of the
impact of the song. ‘‘[Y]ou can almost feel George’s fingers cutting into the
strings, his playing is so hard.’’15 During their 1965 and 1966 tours, this
intensely entertaining barn burner would close down the house.
When the soundtrack to Help! was released in early August, the album
was filled with both songs from the movie and some additional studio tracks
to help fill out the album. In North America, Capitol continued to rearrange
their own versions of Beatles’ singles and albums. Help! had the songs used
in the movie, plus some of Ken Thorne’s orchestral soundtrack selections.
The official British version would spend 11 weeks at #1. The album opens
with the title song followed by McCartney’s impressive ‘‘The Night Before.’’
‘‘The Night Before’’ would be another of his unsung great tracks. Although
it was composed independent of the picture, Lester wanted to use it once
he heard the demo. He placed it in the scene where the Beatles are seen per-
forming it in a field with military maneuvers going on around them. ‘‘The
Night Before’’ is a song of regret for a lost love. But where Lennon wishes
to rid himself of memories of loss, as he did in ‘‘Yes it Is,’’ McCartney wants
to hold on to the happy thoughts of the night before, even if it means he’s
being abandoned. ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away’’ is a touching
ballad where Lennon laments the agony of facing the world after you’ve
been rejected by your lover—and everybody knows it. Essentially a simple
song, ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away’’ serves as an appealing
warm-up for ‘‘Norwegian Wood.’’ It’s also the first number where someone
outside of the Beatles’ immediate core group plays on the track. Johnnie
Scott, who doubles on tenor and alto flute, plays the beautifully mournful
wind solo at the end of the song. Some assumed that ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide
Your Love Away’’ was about Brian Epstein’s closeted homosexuality
(in the Anthology documentary, an outtake of the track is played during
the sequence when Brian Epstein dies). But it’s really a song about losing
your pride after you’ve been dumped, and then left feeling the shame of
abandonment. Lennon here pulls down his mask and reveals sides of his
personality that he usually feels less comfortable revealing. ‘‘There were
the moments when I actually saw him without the facade, the armor,’’
McCartney recalled about his late writing partner. ‘‘But it was wonderful
when he let the visor down and you’d see the John Lennon that he was
frightened to reveal to the world.’’ 16 ‘‘You’ve Got to Hide Your Love
Away’’ is a small sample of where Lennon lets his visor down.
George Harrison wrote ‘‘I Need You’’ for his girlfriend Pattie Boyd. His
first composition since ‘‘Don’t Bother Me,’’ on With The Beatles, ‘‘I Need
You’’ sheds the dour hermetic spirit unveiled on that song. Harrison hints
here at some deeper more companionable desires that he’d plumb later in
the superior ‘‘Something’’ on Abbey Road. ‘‘Another Girl’’ is a nice piece
of country swing by McCartney, written during a holiday in Tunisia at
Sebastian’s Villa in the coastal resort of Hammanet. He composed the song
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the day after he came back from his holiday. While McCartney considered it
a throwaway for the album—and the movie—it could also be read as part of
the frustration that was now developing in his relationship with Jane Asher.
While McCartney was expecting her to be a more traditional domestic
woman, Asher was an aspiring actress who loved touring with the Old Vic.
She was also very protective of her privacy, where McCartney, culturally
deprived as a boy, was consistently hungry for a social scene. Therefore,
given these thoughts of another girl, especially the kind the Beatles were
likely to meet on the road, it may not be simply innocuous filler. ‘‘You’re
Going to Lose That Girl’’ is a terrific rewrite of ‘‘She Loves You,’’ begun
by Lennon, but completed by McCartney at John’s house in Weybridge.
As they did in earlier tunes like ‘‘She Loves You,’’ ‘‘It Won’t Be Long,’’ as
well as ‘‘All My Loving,’’ their voices jump out of the mix before the band
begins to play. In many of their first songs, the Beatles have their voices with
their stated desires connect with us immediately and directly before their
instruments do.
The remaining songs on Help! were absent in the movie, but recorded to
fill out the album. ‘‘Act Naturally’’ is a likeable Buck Owens’ country num-
ber from 1960, that’s—naturally—about the movies. Given Ringo’s genial
appeal as an actor in both of their films, and his love of country music, made
this one a natural for him to sing. It gently mocks the Beatles’ movie career,
but the song also has a practical reason for being included. Another Lennon/
McCartney original was written for Ringo to sing called ‘‘If You Got Trou-
ble,’’ but it turned out to be nothing but trouble. Burdened by clunky lyrics
and the least imaginative backbeat since Pete Best held a pair of drumsticks,
‘‘If You Got Trouble’’ was so monotonous that when Harrison takes his
guitar solo, Ringo yells out desperately, ‘‘oh, rock on, ANYBODY!’’ It’s a
disaster (featured on Anthology 2). Lennon considers ‘‘It’s Only Love’’ to
be something of a disaster as well, but if it is it’s a minor one. Steve Turner
complains that the song traffics in ‘‘platitudes rather than real feeling,’’17
but I’m not so sure that his observation captures the appealing slightness of
the material. If anything, ‘‘It’s Only Love’’ is nothing more than an amiable
pop standard. It could even be heard as a tribute to Buddy Holly, a variation
on his trifling, but catchy ‘‘Everyday.’’ While the song may be nothing
significant, Lennon’s vocal has embracing warmth. The nimble vibrato on
Harrison’s lead guitar also gives ‘‘It’s Only Love’’ a pining characteristic.
Harrison’s own ‘‘You Like Me Too Much,’’ on the other hand, has no
character at all. Composed for the movie, the track was rejected and not
surprisingly so. George tries to do the kind of boastful love song Lennon
can usually do in his sleep, only Harrison comes across as if he is asleep.
The girl can’t leave him because she likes him too much, but Harrison is
vividly uneasy boasting the girl’s affections. When he makes aggressive
claims to follow her if she leaves him, he sounds so sheepish you think he’d
get lost trying. Besides the tasty Chet Atkins tribute in Harrison’s guitar solo,
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that nimbly duels with George Martin’s honky-tonk piano, ‘‘You Like Me
Too Much’’ leaves not much to like. ‘‘Tell Me What You See’’ is a surpris-
ingly basic number from McCartney, saved by the spry Latin rhythm in
Ringo’s percussion and the punch in McCartney’s funky electric piano
breaks. ‘‘I’ve Just Seen a Face’’ is a lovely piece of bluegrass music about fall-
ing head over heels that unfortunately gets buried on the Help! album.
It finds a more appealing and visible presence opening the North American
version of Rubber Soul, but in doing so, it alters the intent of that album.
Its inclusion makes it seem like we’re about to experience a folk album.
(The shrewd R&B of ‘‘Drive My Car’’ more accurately set the tone for
Rubber Soul on the official U.K. release.) Since ‘‘I’ve Just Seen a Face’’ was
written after they finished filming Help! it didn’t find a way into the movie.
If ‘‘I’ve Just Seen a Face’’ barely touched the public’s consciousness, ‘‘Yes-
terday’’ became one of McCartney’s best-known—and most covered—
serenades. It also has rightly earned its legendary status. ‘‘Yesterday’’ had
been in gestation for some time. McCartney first conceived it a couple of
years before he actually came to record it. One morning, upon waking in
his attic bedroom at the Asher’s home, he possessed a tune he couldn’t get
out of his head. He immediately sat at the piano by his bed, played it, and
somehow felt that the song couldn’t be his. Woody Guthrie once stated that
he didn’t compose his songs, he just pulled them out of the air. In this
moment, McCartney had also found himself tapping into forces outside of
his control, but he wasn’t sure what they were, only that he thought his
new tune already existed and that he was bringing about its realization.
During the time they were shooting Help! McCartney came up with a
dummy title for it, ‘‘Scrambled Eggs,’’ and even some dumb lyrics
(‘‘Scrambled eggs/Oh baby, I love your legs’’). But it wouldn’t take full form
until he was on holiday in Portugal, in early 1965, at the villa of Shadows’
guitarist Bruce Welch. Borrowing Welch’s guitar, while Welch was packing
to leave the villa, McCartney just started strumming the song, as if it were
playing him. On his way home from the airport at Lisbon, the lyrics he
needed had finally emerged. Two days later, McCartney was in the studio
recording ‘‘Yesterday’’—mere hours after ripping through his recording of
‘‘I’m Down.’’
Like his partner’s later ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever,’’ the song was ellipti-
cally tied to those areas of grief and pain that the Beatles, and their dreams
of Nowhere Land, meant to absolve. If Lennon’s ‘‘Julia’’ in 1968 would be
an explicit expression of the unbearable loss he felt for his dead mother,
McCartney implicitly linked his song to the death of his own. This mournful
ballad, which attempts to take the singer back to a time when his life felt less
complicated, is actually McCartney’s own version of ‘‘Help!’’ Both songs, in
ways distinct to each composer, set out to fix places in the past to resolve
confusions in the present. But unlike Lennon who seizes directly on the
desperation of his condition, McCartney becomes almost philosophical
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about his loss. He believes that his salvation lies in the past, where Lennon
seeks to break from his painful history. McCartney believes in yesterday;
Lennon chooses to abandon it. The song cuts clearly to the core of McCart-
ney’s sensibility. For Paul, tragedy becomes bearable because it can always
be transcended. ‘‘Yesterday’’ plainly expresses a man’s need to get back, to
retreat, to find his way to the simple comforts of home. Only then, can he
find the means to head confidently into the future. McCartney thought he
had heard ‘‘Yesterday’’ before he even wrote it because he’d been living with
it all his life.
Although it’s likely that being in the Beatles made it possible to compose
‘‘Yesterday,’’ it became the first Beatles’ song that didn’t feature the ensem-
ble. When McCartney first performed it for the band, Ringo tried to play
along but it didn’t fit the group dynamic. George Martin then suggested try-
ing a string arrangement, but McCartney balked. He assumed his song
would turn into something conceived by Mantovani. Martin told him that
a string quartet might give ‘‘Yesterday’’ the classical feel of a chamber work.
Since McCartney had been opening up to classical music since living with
the Ashers, he eventually agreed. Both Martin and McCartney collaborated
on the arrangement with Paul specifically developing the cello line. It’s a
beautifully balanced performance with the strings softly answering McCart-
ney’s plaintive tale. For a short time, there was consideration to make this a
McCartney solo track, rather than a Beatles’ record. But Brian Epstein who
didn’t wish to set a precedent that would open the door to other solo ven-
tures within the band vetoed the idea. ‘‘Yesterday’’ was released as a single
in the United States in September 1965, where it sold over one million copies
in 10 days. The tune hit #1 twelve days after its release, a chart position it
didn’t relinquish for four more weeks. Perhaps inspired by the success of
‘‘Yesterday,’’ Mick Jagger and Keith Richards took their own song, the sim-
ilar ‘‘As Tears Go By,’’ which was a hit for Marianne Faithfull in the fall of
1964, and got the Rolling Stones to record it. ‘‘As Tears Go By,’’ with its
own string backing, would be a Top 10 hit by Christmas 1965.
Since the Beatles needed another song for the album, the group went back
into its bag of covers. ‘‘Dizzy Miss Lizzy’’ is another Larry Williams rocker
featuring a full-throated Lennon performance. Although you can hear their
continued passion for fifties’ rock music in their performance, you can also
hear that they are trying to move past it. Lennon’s screams are sounding
too practiced, as if he knows that they’re expected of him. They no longer
have the ability to spark reaction in ‘‘Dizzy Miss Lizzy’’ as they once did in
‘‘Twist and Shout.’’ They also recorded, with even less success, Williams’
‘‘Bad Boy,’’ a minor hit about a kid who won’t behave because he wants to
rock ’n’ roll. No doubt Lennon identified with the role (he sings with a wink
in his voice), but the song is so polished the band barely breaks a sweat. EMI
also treated it as a throwaway. It would first premiere on the North Ameri-
can release of Beatles VI, then appear on the U.K. release, A Collection of
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Beatles’ Oldies (But Goldies), a greatest hits collection put out in 1966,
while the world was waiting for the stunning arrival of ‘‘Penny Lane’’ and
‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever.’’
The film Help! premiered in London on July 29, 1965, and it would be
their last film with Richard Lester. They did have a third film contracted,
based on a book by Richard Condon (The Manchurian Candidate), with a
screenplay by Joe Orton. But when Orton died, with his body discovered
rather ironically by Lester’s driver, the film never came to pass. As the
Beatles headed back out on the road, the anticipatory spirit they had invoked
during those early concerts in 1964 were now becoming a common routine
where they began turning into human jukeboxes. The working relationship
between Lennon and McCartney had also begun to change as well. A com-
petitive tension was starting to replace the creative one that had shaped their
early compositions. A tug of war soon started as both men sought to estab-
lish authority over the group and the direction it would take. But, for now,
what held the Beatles together was the dynamic relationship between the
band and its audience. Playing in front of a live crowd, despite its hazards,
kept the group’s identity intact. As long as they stayed on the road, the inner
tensions of each group member was sublimated into the greater good of the
band and its music.
On August 15, 1965, the Beatles performed a landmark show at Shea
Stadium in New York, a concert that was defined as the last great gig in
waning years of Beatlemania. Sid Bernstein, the same man who had put
together the Carnegie Hall show a year earlier, organized the massive event,
held in the middle of the New York Met’s baseball field. Introduced by Ed
Sullivan, the concert ended up making over $300,000. But the sound of the
screaming crowd, a noise described by McCartney as ‘‘supersonic
seagulls,’’18 was so deafening that nobody heard a note. There were between
300 and 400 fainting girls, while paramedics were required to work under
the stands. Since the concert was being filmed, the producers used the sound-
board to pick up the stage performance. As a result, you can actually
hear the music more clearly in the movie than you would have at Shea
Stadium. ‘‘The audience was buzzing away and leaping up and down and
doing all that, and we were just playing loud,’’ Harrison recalled. ‘‘But the
sound was bad, and we all joked to each other to keep ourselves amused.’’19
Ironically, among the screaming throng were both Ringo’s future wife,
Barbara Bach, and Linda Eastman, who within a few years would become
Mrs. Paul McCartney. Since they could barely hear a note, they were not
amused.
When, as teenagers, John Lennon and Paul McCartney had first heard
Elvis Presley sing ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’ he had represented a dream of what
they could become. The day they witnessed Elvis shake his hips while singing
‘‘Jailhouse Rock’’ on the big screen, he’d become a legend to them. Elvis was
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a huge part of their utopian aspirations. He didn’t exactly point the way to
Nowhere Land, but he made it possible for the Beatles to imagine its exist-
ence. On August 27, 1965, they were heading to Hollywood for two
concerts at the Hollywood Bowl. At the same, Elvis was in town making
yet another dreadful film. A meeting had been arranged and the band was
about to come face-to-face with their hero.
For Elvis, it was an irksome task. He had watched passively as wave upon
wave of British rock bands had come and usurped the territory he once
ruled. Elvis had sold his claim to the kingdom before him, wasting his life
in Hollywood, having abandoned the deeper roots of his music. Put simply,
Elvis was no longer the passionate force in music that he had been before he
went into the army. The Beatles, meanwhile, were continually scaling artis-
tic and musical heights. But as the Beatles drove to Elvis’s Bel Air home, they
discovered that they were so nervous, so scared, that they got stoned in the
back of the limo to calm down. But doing so, they quickly turned into the
same giggly fans who had been recently screaming for them. They even
forgot where they were going. ‘‘We pulled up at some big gates and someone
said, ‘Oh yeah, we’re going to see Elvis,’’’ Harrison recalled amusingly. ‘‘[A]
nd we all fell out of the limo laughing.’’20 Stumbling along like cartoon char-
acters, the Beatles entered the house to find their mentor sitting in front of
the TV, playing a bass guitar, while surrounded by his bodyguards and his
manager Colonel Tom Parker. As Parker asked for seats for Brian Epstein
and his boys, Elvis sat in his big chair with his new invention, a TV remote,
changing channels while strumming his guitar. In the background, Charlie
Rich’s recent hit, ‘‘Mohair Sam,’’ blared on the jukebox. After a few
awkward moments with the Beatles sitting and staring in disbelief at the
King in his domain, Elvis grew impatient and told them that if they were just
going to sit and gawk at him, he was going to bed. It broke the ice in the
same way that George Harrison’s joke about George Martin’s tie did in the
Beatles’ first EMI session.
In a matter of moments, guitars were delivered and they began to jam.
Since Elvis was playing bass, McCartney found some common ground to
engage Presley. But when Elvis asked for a pick for his guitar, McCartney
looked to their roadie Mal Evans for one. Apparently, Mal always had a
few handy in case one broke during concerts. Unfortunately, the cleaners
had recently sown up his suit pockets, right where he kept them, so Evans
had to retire to the kitchen, where he began breaking plastic spoons to create
some makeshift little strummers. Before long, Elvis and the Beatles
began jamming on Cilla Black’s hit, ‘‘You’re My World,’’ while Ringo sat
forlorn with no instrument to play. During their improvised session, Lennon
prodded Elvis for information on any new music or his latest film. The King
began describing the story of his new movie and the Beatles realized that
the formula plot he was describing could have been from his last picture.
As everybody laughed in recognition of that fact, the group fully realized that
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their idol was trapped in the very role he’d created for himself. What
began for Elvis as a quest for freedom, to become a man set apart from
all others, had now become chains of bondage to what people wanted
from him.
Afterward, some of the Beatles played some pool with Elvis’s guys, while
Harrison was roaming the house looking for anyone with some reefer to
smoke. Elvis’s wife, Priscilla, was soon brought in and introduced to the
group. ‘‘I got this picture of her as a sort of Barbie Doll—with a purple ging-
ham dress, and a gingham bow in her very beehive hair, with lots of make-
up,’’ was how McCartney remembered her.21 At around 2 a.m., they called
it a night and the Beatles departed with each given a complete set of Elvis
records, a table lamp in the shape of a wagon and a gun holster with a gold
leather belt. They invited Elvis to the place they were staying in Hollywood,
but it seemed unlikely. While the Beatles were roaming the American
countryside, Elvis was trapped in his estate, unable to live freely in a country
that he exalted in his music. On December 21, 1970, a few years after their
jam session, Elvis Presley attended a meeting at the White House to meet
President Nixon. While there he told the President that he supported
Nixon’s attacks on the counterculture, saying that the Beatles, in particular,
had been a force for anti-Americanism. While stoned on the multiple pills
that would ultimately kill him in 1977, Elvis condemned the Beatles’ drug
use. ‘‘The great joke was that we were taking drugs, and look what
happened to him,’’ McCartney later remarked. ‘‘He was caught on the toilet
full of them!’’22 Lennon felt that the drugs were merely a symptom of Elvis’s
demise. For him, it was the army that did him in. ‘‘That’s when they killed
him,’’ Lennon explained. ‘‘[A]nd the rest was a living death.’’23 Heartbreak
Hotel had suffered its ultimate casualty.
On October 26, 1965, the Beatles received their MBE (Member of the
British Empire) medals outside Buckingham Palace with thousands of fans
present. Along with some earlier winners, there were a number of war veter-
ans present who protested the medal being given to this pop band. For many
veterans, the Beatles were part of the generation that rejected the legacy they
had fought for in the war. Their supporters, and many in the government,
saw the band quite differently as ambassadors for the post-Empire England.
The group was conquering nations by entertaining them, not with the intent
of being colonizers. The Beatles, in other words, had made Britain fashion-
able. While the controversy over the MBEs continued to make headlines,
the Beatles made for the studio to record a new single and an album that
would provide a radical departure from anything they’d previously
recorded.
That December, EMI had put the Beatles under the gun to come up with a
new Christmas single—along with a new LP. Their latest 45, ‘‘Day Tripper,’’
has often been interpreted as a drug song, but John Lennon insisted it was
about a girl who leads guys on while living like a weekend hippie. Musically,
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the group was providing a preview of the new direction their work would
take on the next album. If their early material paid tribute to the pop R&B
of Motown, they were now becoming more strongly influenced by the
funkier Memphis sound of Stax Records. Stax was started originally in
the late fifties by Jim Stewart, a songwriter and country artist, as Satellite
Records. Stewart, who was also a banker, brought on board his sister,
Estelle Axton, and Chips Moman, a producer and songwriter, to run the
operation. Their first big hit was ‘‘Cause I Love You,’’ by a DJ named Rufus
Thomas and his daughter, Carla, both of whom would go to long careers
with the label. Since Rufus worked in radio, he managed to persuade his
colleagues to play the song. The tune would go on to sell 15,000 copies in
Memphis, which soon attracted the attention of Jerry Wexler, of Atlantic
Records, who licensed the song from Jim Stewart and began a long, prosper-
ous relationship between the companies.
In 1960, Satellite became Stax Records (the name being a combination of
Stewart and Axton’s surnames) that would quickly sign a bevy of great soul
artists, including Booker T. & the MG’s (‘‘Green Onions’’), Eddie Floyd
(‘‘Knock on Wood’’), Sam and Dave (‘‘Soul Man’’), the Staple Singers
(‘‘Respect Yourself’’), Albert King (‘‘Born Under a Bad Sign’’), and Otis
Redding (‘‘Respect’’). While they were touring, the Beatles discovered and
fell in love with this music, especially Booker T. & the MG’s, who were
the Stax house band. In contrasting the soul sounds of Detroit with
Memphis, writer Gary Graff made very significant comparisons. ‘‘Where
Motown was smooth and urbane, Stax was gritty and rural,’’ he wrote.
‘‘Motown was polished; Stax was passionate.’’24 Unlike Motown, Stax
was also more racially integrated. Coming from the American South, the
hopes of the Civil Rights struggle had made a huge impact on the artists in
Memphis. Whites were playing black music, side by side with blacks,
making determined efforts to act on Martin Luther King’s version of the
American Dream. The Beatles themselves had surged forward by integrating
American black R&B styles, so as their music grew tougher, in that cyclone
of Beatlemania, they started growing closer to the toughness of the Stax
sound. ‘‘Day Tripper’’ is their first song to collar that toughness. It’s a blues
scorcher, written by Lennon, who composed the basic guitar riff. McCart-
ney meanwhile contributed some of the verses, his bass line borrowing from
Roy Orbison’s recent hit, ‘‘Pretty Woman.’’ The bluesy guitar melody,
besides having its antecedent in their previous hit single, ‘‘I Feel Fine,’’ was
also a variation of the guitar opening by Robert White on the Temptations’
1964 hit ‘‘My Girl.’’ You could say that it also has some of the raw soul
heard in Otis Redding. Critic Jon Landau would one day say of Redding that
his music was ‘‘frantic, powerful and charming,’’25 which is exactly how one
could describe the dominant sway of ‘‘Day Tripper.’’ Redding, too, may
have caught sight of those elements himself in ‘‘Day Tripper.’’ He would
perform his own definitive version of it in 1967.
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‘‘We Can Work It Out,’’ the B-side of the single, illustrates the fullest inte-
gration yet of Lennon and McCartney’s sensibilities as songwriters. Could
there be any other song in their catalog that perfectly meshes the differences
between the two men? Although McCartney composed this richly moving
track (with the middle-eight by Lennon), the presence of both men, mirror
opposites poised directly toward each other, magically merges into one
person here. ‘‘We Can Work It Out’’ is essentially about McCartney’s contin-
ued dissatisfaction with Jane Asher’s career moves, which led her in 1965 to
join the Bristol Old Vic Company, taking her from London to the west of
England. Having refused the spoils of being a Beatles’ girl, Asher was deter-
mined to be an independent career woman. ‘‘We Can Work It Out’’ is also,
though, a distillation of the conflicted dynamic between Lennon and McCart-
ney. Whether they were writing about their wives or girlfriends—or fictional
characters—Lennon and McCartney often mirrored each other in their music.
According to Lennon, Paul was the optimistic one saying that everything can
work out, while he was the impatient one reminding us that life is short. But,
as Ian MacDonald would correctly point out in his book, Revolution in the
Head, Lennon misreads the text.26 While McCartney may be hoping that
things will work out, he’s also saying that if they don’t, they will say good
night to the whole affair. So is Lennon’s impatience any different than
McCartney’s? In fact, the urgency in Lennon’s voice, as he warns against
wasting time, indicates that he feels the relationship is worth saving—or
why bother caring about its fate? The harmonium added to Lennon’s
middle-eight section was an afterthought by Harrison, who suggested that it
should be done in waltz time to imply the endless dance of love and romance.
On December 3, 1965, the same day that they released this stunning new
single, they also issued a radical new album called Rubber Soul. While
taking over 113 hours to record, compared to the one-day they took putting
Please Please Me together, Rubber Soul was a stunningly innovative R&B
album. Its aim was to take the genre totally beyond its purist roots. Unlike
any other white performer, especially the ones who merely copied the style
and attitude of the black blues and R&B, or channeled the essence of
the genre (as did Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac), the Beatles sublimated the
music into their pop fabric. In these densely intelligent collection of love
songs, they confronted a variety of issues: the cost of romantic desire; the
power of love to heal, as well as to hurt; contemplation; and the deep regrets
of loss. The Beatles had grown frustrated by their live performances. The din
of continually screaming audiences who no longer cared to listen hampered
them. Within the confines of the studio, they set out to add dimensions to
their music that they couldn’t do on stage. The vision of Nowhere Land
always existed within the fiber of the sounds they created. But since those
sounds couldn’t breathe in the huge halls and hockey rinks they played in,
the studio would become their new dream chamber. On Rubber Soul, they
broadened their musical identity by introducing an original interpretation
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For those who had followed the Beatles’ career closely, the pleasure
afforded by [Rubber Soul] was heightened greatly by the recognition
that the group was boldly progressing, unconstrained by the market
forces that oblige most pop stars to go ’round and ’round in the
grooves of their first success. Building on the solid foundation provided
by their previous achievements—their mastery of American pops, their
extensive experience as songwriters, and their growing skill as singers,
instrumentalists, and record makers—the Beatles were now beginning
to erect that glittering edifice, the Sixties.29
The cover photo certainly reflected that glittering edifice. Once again
taken by Robert Freeman, the picture was taken at John Lennon’s house in
Weybridge. When Freeman was showing the group his contacts in the form
of slides, one of the images got tilted backward, inadvertently elongating
their faces. The group was immediately seized by the image, reminding them
of the distorted perspective they were now getting on drugs. They told Free-
man that they wanted to see their stretched reflective faces on the cover of
the album that would take their music in new directions. It would also frame
the musical ideas on the record: soul music bent and stretched beyond its
conventional form. Steve Turner saw a significant difference in mood
between this cover and Beatles for Sale. ‘‘The cover was similar to Beatles
For Sale,’’ Turner wrote. ‘‘The four of them stood facing the camera in
exactly the same line-up. . .[b]ut this time the leaves were green rather than
brown, and the boys, although not smiling, didn’t look burned out. They
looked cool and slightly detached. Instead of looking at us directly, as they
had done on the cover of Beatles For Sale, they looked down on us, although
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only John made eye contact. They were above us.’’30 The title of the album
came from McCartney and was first referenced at the end of an outtake of
‘‘I’m Down’’ on the Anthology 2 CD. ‘‘I’m saying [during the take] how
I’d just read about an old bloke in the States who said, ‘Mick Jagger, man.
Well, you know they’re good—but it’s plastic soul.’ So ‘plastic soul’ was
the germ of the Rubber Soul idea,’’ McCartney explained. 31 From this
album onward, too, the music included would be entirely original material.
Cover versions were recorded only while rehearsing, as they were during
the later Let It Be period. Rubber Soul was an album conceived on pot, often
smoked between takes of songs, when the reefers were being rolled simulta-
neous to the rolling tape.
McCartney composed the opening track, the sly, dynamically sexy ‘‘Drive
My Car.’’ Its craftiness comes from comically reversing the sexual roles.
‘‘A first hearing of ‘Drive My Car’ might suggest that the Beatles are telling
some ‘baby’ to drive their car,’’ critic Steve Turner observed in A Hard Day’s
Write. ‘‘[B]ut closer inspection of the lyric reveals that it’s the male narrator
who is being asked to do the driving.’’32 As the Beatles once stepped into the
woman’s shoes, when covering girl group songs like ‘‘Baby It’s You,’’
‘‘Boys,’’ ‘‘Please Mr. Postman,’’ or ‘‘The Devil in Her Heart,’’ they now
worked comfortably from sexual innuendo. They did this by drawing on
ancient blues and R&B metaphors, like Memphis Minnie in her 1941 ‘‘Me
and My Chauffeur Blues,’’ which used the automobile as a sleek euphemism
for sex. Originally, McCartney had written a line about the lady giving the
guy gold rings, but Lennon rightly dismissed the jewelry image as old hat,
having already done that earlier in ‘‘Can’t Buy Me Love.’’ So they both came
up with the idea of driving the car, which worked as both a sexual double
entendre (concluding with the knowing wink of ‘‘beep-beep, beep-beep
yeah’’) and a sign of status. Another role reversal was the change of person-
nel on the recording. McCartney turned up on lead guitar, providing the
biting solo, while Harrison played bass, even borrowing Donald ‘Duck’
Dunn’s melody line from Otis Redding’s version of ‘‘Respect,’’ which came
out a month before ‘‘Drive My Car.’’
Lennon’s ‘‘Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)’’ was written as a
confession of adultery (some thought with journalist Maureen Cleave), but
like ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ it’s also a song about a woman who has the upper
hand. The number was written in February 1965 while Lennon was on a
skiing holiday in St. Moritz, Switzerland, with Cynthia, and George Martin
and his future wife, Judy. Lennon came up with the melody and the basic
story, but it was McCartney who suggested that while the guy thinks he’s
had the girl, she actually, in the end, should have him. After inviting the
singer in, she shows him her room, which is made of Norwegian wood. They
drink and chat, and she asks him to stay. But since she has to work in the
morning, she asks him to sleep alone in the bathtub. When he wakes in the
morning, to find her gone, he lights a fire and admires the Norwegian wood
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and what might have been. McCartney claimed they both wrote the song
together with the title taken from an inside joke about the pine walls in Peter
Asher’s bedroom.33
The song became notable mostly for the first time use of the Indian sitar by
George Harrison, who became intrigued with it during the shooting of Help!
While they were filming the scene where they were eating in an Indian
restaurant, some of the Indian musicians were present playing for the
customers. Fascinated by this exotic instrument, Harrison approached one
of the group members after the filming was done in April 1965. At first,
he timidly borrowed the sitar and began to gently strum it, admiring its tone,
before immediately falling under its spell. Shortly after, Harrison went to
Indiacraft, a shop on Oxford Street, to buy one. When the group was look-
ing for an instrument to bring the right color to the melody, which had only
been played on acoustic guitar during rehearsals, Harrison suggested the
sitar and it added the right rustic mood to the song. While most Beatles’
songs have a narrative line, ‘‘Norwegian Wood’’ is one of the first to tell a
story. Even if it’s defined as a romantic ballad, it isn’t your typical love song.
Lennon’s tale about an affair that never gets consummated is a character
drama. In ‘‘Drive My Car,’’ the sparks between the girl and her possible
driver are hidden within the innuendo, but the feelings expressed in
‘‘Norwegian Wood’’ are actually between the lines of the story. Before long,
the sitar would be picked up by a number of British musicians, including
Brian Jones who would use it most notably on the Rolling Stones’ 1966
single ‘‘Paint it Black.’’
After the opening two tracks, the story in ‘‘You Won’t See Me’’ is surpris-
ingly straightforward. McCartney is heard still grousing about his current
romantic problems with Asher, so the song’s purpose is significantly direct.
At the time he wrote it, Asher was performing in a rep house in Bristol. But
as Steve Turner remarked, ‘‘The dip in his romantic fortunes raised his writ-
ing to new heights because he now found he was the one in the vulnerable
position.’’34 This is one of the rare moments in a McCartney song where
his romantic disenchantment has him lapse into a form of self-pity.
The overall energy of the track, though, is helped considerably by backup
vocals that seem to parody McCartney’s grief. Their ‘‘la-la-la’s’’ bring back
memories of similar moments in ‘‘Misery.’’ ‘‘Nowhere Man’’ is Lennon’s
second character study. Beginning with a beautifully doleful a cappella
phrase to introduce the Nowhere Man, Lennon himself appears to be feeling
lost in a Nowhere Land. But this isn’t the Nowhere Land he had envisioned
out of ‘‘There’s a Place,’’ where his utopian dream seemed possible, now it’s
the opposite. The Nowhere Land of ‘‘Nowhere Man’’ is the land of the
alienated. Lennon is addressing the same kind of estranged individual Dylan
would sing about the same year in ‘‘Ballad of a Thin Man.’’ Mr. Jones is a
character Lennon would eventually identify with in ‘‘Yer Blues’’ on The
Beatles in 1968. McCartney believed that ‘‘Nowhere Man’’ was about
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Since Lennon and McCartney became idealized creative partners, through the
quixotic standards they strived for in their work, it makes sense that their
songs might also address each other. Throughout the Beatles’ career, both
men created a parallel world, both in their compositions and in their personal
lives. Even their eventual romantic partners (Yoko Ono and Linda Eastman)
became participants in their work when the Lennon/McCartney team itself
dissolved. ‘‘I’m Looking Through You’’ could just as easily be addressed to
the frustration McCartney was feeling as the two men began to grow apart.
One of Lennon’s most personal songs, ‘‘In My Life’’ stands with
‘‘Yesterday’’ as a beautifully constructed deliberation on the value of the
past. ‘‘In My Life,’’ with its understated references to his closest friends, Pete
Shotten and Stuart Sutcliffe, remains today a compassionate excavation of
the loves and losses of Lennon’s life. ‘‘ ‘In My Life’ was not a song about
growing older,’’ Devin McKinney explained in Magic Circles. ‘‘[I]t was
about the sudden realization that you are older.’’39 Yet unlike his partner’s
realizations in ‘‘Yesterday,’’ Lennon refuses to look for comfort or solace
in his youth. He attempts instead to find meaning in the present. He finds,
as an adult, that he can only do this by recovering those past moments that
brought him here. While Lennon claimed it to be solely his own work,
McCartney insisted that John wrote the words, while he composed the
music, and based the melody on their previously covered Smokey Robinson
song, ‘‘You Really Got a Hold on Me.’’ Wherever the truth lies, ‘‘In My
Life’’ did begin as a poem where Lennon traced his life journey from Men-
love Avenue to the Liverpool dockside. But once he located the places that
held meaning, he abandoned the snapshot approach (which McCartney
would employ quite lovingly in the similar ‘‘Penny Lane’’) for something
more impressionistic and philosophical. Steve Turner, in A Hard Day’s
Write, discovered that Lennon’s lyrics shared the style and sentiment of
Charles Lamb’s eighteenth-century poem, ‘‘The Old Familiar Faces’’:
How some they have died, and some they have left me,
And some are taken from me, all are departed;
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.40
Be Long,’’ ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night,’’ and ‘‘When I Get Home,’’ as the singer
longs for reunion with his lover. But unlike those earlier tracks, where those
longings were expressed with anticipation and enthusiasm, the tone in ‘‘Wait’’
is somewhat desperate, tinged with a lingering fear (despite what the Beatles
say in ‘‘The Word’’) that love might not be enough to hold them together.
Critic Tim Riley picked up that change of tone when he compared ‘‘Wait’’ to
‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’ in his book, Tell Me Why. ‘‘Where ‘It Won’t Be Long’ is
expectant, ‘Wait’ is doubtful, anxious, uncertain,’’ he said.41 But Riley finds
‘‘Wait’’ ‘‘dashed off’’42 compared to ‘‘It Won’t Be Long.’’ I think that might
be an oversimplification. ‘‘It Won’t Be Long’’ is an outburst of youthful ideal-
ism, expressing the confidence that when his girl comes home to him, all will
be well. However, ‘‘Wait’’ is a song about after the honeymoon, where uncer-
tainty and struggle become part of the process of discovering the meaning of
love. There are no guarantees made here, only the belief in possibilities. In the
chorus, the singer hopes that since he’s been a good man this will be enough
to keep their love alive. But just because he asks her to wait for him doesn’t
insure that this promise alone will bring them everlasting love. On Rubber
Soul, the Beatles are still writing songs about love, but with awareness now that
the assurances made in ‘‘Any Time at All’’ or ‘‘All My Loving’’ are perhaps not
enough to sustain you. Rubber Soul takes the fragile subject of love far deeper
than the erotic charge of attraction found in their early work. The tracks on this
album center on hope and fear, desire and dread, curiosity and contemplation.
Put in its R&B context, a song like ‘‘Wait’’ may have the snap of a Wilson Pick-
ett song, but it has none of the brash cockiness that characterizes, say, ‘‘In the
Midnight Hour.’’ On Rubber Soul, ‘‘Wait’’ tells you that you could wait until
the midnight hour, but that doesn’t guarantee that your love will begin
to shine.
George Harrison’s ‘‘If I Needed Someone,’’ which deals with love’s more
transient aspects, is written for (one guesses) the groupies on the road. The
melody, which is clearly based on the Byrds’ ‘‘The Bells of Rhymney’’ and
‘‘She Don’t Care About Time,’’43 contains some of the same hopes and fears
as ‘‘Wait,’’ but here, Harrison takes a more guarded position. He claims that
if he ever needs someone, he might give the girl some consideration.
(He even asks her—rather impersonally—to write her number on his wall.)
What Harrison is doing is returning to the theme of ‘‘You Like Me Too
Much,’’ but with far greater sophistication this time. The song is about a
man who may actually be deeply in love, but he still isn’t sure that this rela-
tionship will be enough to satisfy him. Harrison lets you feel both the loss of
opportunity within this one-night stand and the questions that linger about
his steady girl. He sings that he’s too much in love with someone else to
consider this other woman, but his voice betrays him. (He sounds hotter
for the groupie.) ‘‘If I Needed Someone,’’ one of Harrison’s strongest tunes,
balances the burden he feels about romantic commitment and the erotic
charge of promiscuity.
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Because Rubber Soul brings such delicate shadings to the material on this
album, the sheer bluntness of Lennon’s concluding ‘‘Run For Your Life’’
might come as something of a shock. It was based on Arthur Gunter’s ‘‘Baby,
Let’s Play House,’’ which was Lennon’s favorite Elvis Presley song from his
Sun sessions. Gunter also took his composition from another source, Eddy
Arnold’s 1951 hit, ‘‘I Want to Play House With You.’’ While Gunter
recorded his song in 1954, it wasn’t much of a chart success. But when Elvis
heard it, he immediately jumped to record it, which he did in February
1955. ‘‘Baby, Let’s Play House’’ is a song that teases, juggling raw youthful
desire with adolescent fear and resentment. But Lennon’s ‘‘Run For Your
Life’’ takes the playfulness out of the song, adding the jealous rage of ‘‘You
Can’t Do That’’ and ‘‘I’ll Cry Instead.’’ When Lennon borrows the line, ‘‘I’d
rather see you dead than to be with another man,’’ he sounds more threaten-
ing than Elvis (who issues the warning while stuttering, as if he knows that he
couldn’t possibly carry it out). The tune has endured its fair share of criticism
from Tim Riley to the composer, yet despite its nasty simplicities, ‘‘Run For
Your Life’’ is very much in keeping with the soul and blues spirit of Rubber
Soul. It borrows the jealous and murderous sentiments from a variety of
landmark blues songs like ‘‘Delia’s Gone,’’ ‘‘Sleeping in the Ground,’’ and
‘‘I Can’t Be Satisfied,’’ although that’s pretty much all it does. Perhaps
because the rest of the record is a recasting of R&B norms, ‘‘Run For Your
Life’’ simply recreates those norms.
Nancy Sinatra did, however, turn the tables on the perceived misogyny in the
song by covering it herself (along with ‘‘Day Tripper’’) on her 1966 debut
album, These Boots Are Made for Walking. ‘‘We chose it for the album
because it was important for my whole Nasty Jones persona,’’ Sinatra recalled.
‘‘ ‘Run For Your Life’ just let me stay right in character, and it was a very
powerful statement for a white woman in the sixties, with the pill, and women
finally having some freedom to express themselves sexually.’’44 But for a man
to sing it, especially Lennon, ‘‘Run For Your Life’’ had no other dimension to
it, but the obvious one. What the rest of Rubber Soul proved was that the
Beatles had grown past the self-righteous stance taken on ‘‘Run For Your Life.’’
Rubber Soul demonstrated fully that the Beatles were discovering shad-
ows within the chimerical spirit of their music. As critic Mikal Gilmore
pointed out, the music no longer bathed itself in youthful ardor. ‘‘[T]he
music started losing its ‘innocence,’’’ he wrote. ‘‘It was as if the group had
lost a certain mooring. Lennon was singing more frequently about alienation
and apprehension. McCartney about the unreliability of love—and whereas
their earlier music had fulfilled the familiar structures of 1950s rock, their
newer music was moving into unaccustomed areas and incorporating
strange textures.’’45 That strangeness in the music would serve to emulate
the strange happenings about to take place in 1966, when the Beatles them-
selves would be running for their lives.
CHAPTER 5
Is it possible that the Shirelles best embodied the idealistic spirit of JFK’s
New Frontier? Perhaps. Especially with one 1960 pop song, ‘‘Will You Still
Love Me Tomorrow?’’ that delicately captured both the assurance of the
decade and its secret fears. Written by Carole King, and her first husband,
Gerry Goffin, ‘‘Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?’’ had an awareness that
within every hope lay the possibility of failure, defeat, and maybe betrayal.
The singer accepts the devotion of her lover, the light she sees in his eyes,
but she’s also worried about the future, when that light may refuse to shine.
In this enduringly complex tune, the stakes in love get raised so high that the
fear of it all falling apart weighs pretty heavy. As Bob Dylan said in 1965,
right at the cusp of his greatest glory, ‘‘when you ain’t got nothin’, you got
nothin’ to lose.’’ The Shirelles had, in a certain sense, laid the ground for
the romantic dream the Beatles (who would cover their songs) were about
to create. But the Beatles also inherited the possibility of failure that the Shir-
elles saw coming. When the hopes of the New Frontier were so cruelly
dashed in Dallas in 1963, the Beatles had reached into that despair, two
months later, to hold our hand. But it was coming up to two years since
the Beatles rekindled those hopes, and the question of whether we’d still love
them tomorrow was still up for grabs.
Their electrifying early records had sought us out, demanding that we
share in the pleasures those songs offered. When John Lennon said in
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‘‘Please Please Me’’ that he’d continue pleasing us, if only we’d agree to
please him, we were offered a definite stake in that relationship. Each song
they wrote was designed as a two-way street, the creation of a romantic
bond, which required the participation of the listener in every way. The
utopianism heard in ‘‘There’s a Place’’ was only viable when we first
believed that the place actually existed. But by 1965, the Beatles were start-
ing to grow weary and suspicious of its audience. There’s a place, alright,
but maybe it’s now far away from you. No longer trusting the screams of
adoration or enjoying the enduring isolation of hotel rooms and ducking
into limos, the group began retreating into the safety of the studio. Within
those walls, the sounds they began to create outclassed the sounds from the
stage. The songs they wrote and covered, in the beginning, had taken the
world by force, by the affection expressed in them. Now their music was
more elusive, the pleasures tucked beneath the dense melodies. At this point,
though, their retreat did not diminish their work. Instead, detachment took
it deeper, farther into the exigencies of love and loyalty. Rubber Soul
showed that the Beatles, now seeking solace from the madness of Beatlema-
nia, were creating a new music that sought to find the more discerning
listener. These songs reached out to find the one individual who dared step
outside the din of the screaming throng. With this record, they asked you
to lean forward, listen carefully, and take with you the doubts along with
the hopes, the desire along with the fears. Rubber Soul had all the yearnings
and qualms of Goffin/King’s ‘‘Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?’’ but it
didn’t stop with the question of the title. Rubber Soul went much further
to ask: If you don’t love me tomorrow, then what?
When Rubber Soul entered the Top 10 album chart on December 8, 1965,
the Beatles certainly still felt loved. It immediately went to #1—where it
stayed for an astonishing 12 weeks. This was their fifth album to go right
to #1 less than a week after it was released. To say audiences were stunned
by the musical boundaries the Beatles had stretched on this record would
be making a huge understatement. But now it wasn’t just record buyers
who were struck with a sense of profound disbelief. Certain peers of the
band were becoming startled by the possibilities of what pop music could
do, where it could go, and what it might mean. A young songwriter from
outside Los Angeles named Brian Wilson, the cofounder of the Beach Boys,
was one such individual tormented by those questions. Within days of its
release, Wilson was so astounded by Rubber Soul that he decided to change
the entire musical direction of his band. The first night he heard the record,
Wilson was sitting in his house on Laurel Way, stoned on grass, listening
to it four times in a row. He couldn’t even sleep that night. His chances for
sleep didn’t improve the next evening either. ‘‘It was the first time in my life
I remember hearing a rock album on which every song was really good,’’
Wilson recalled in 2004.1 After recovering from the shock of hearing this
record, the Beach Boys’ resident auteur and recluse reached the conclusion
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that Rubber Soul threw down a gauntlet. He told his wife that he now had to
make the greatest rock album ever.
Before the Beatles created mayhem in America, the Beach Boys had already
established themselves as a legendary pop group from Southern
California. From their first song, ‘‘Surfin’,’’ in 1961, the Beach Boys had
initiated their own utopian vision that quickly defined their appeal. Early
on, at the height of their popularity, they portrayed in their music an adoles-
cent life filled with the hedonistic pleasure of beaches (‘‘Catch a Wave’’), an
endless summer of chasing girls (‘‘Fun, Fun, Fun,’’ ‘‘I Get Around’’), and
new imagined freedoms offered by access to the automobile (‘‘Little Deuce
Coupe’’). Unlike the Beatles, who offered a new world vision through their
music, the Beach Boys had heightened something of a world in which
they—and their audience—were already a part. ‘‘Brian Wilson didn’t so
much create a California myth as get the details of its pop life right,’’ Greil
Marcus once wrote of the group.2 California was a pop enigma, a paradoxi-
cal paradise, where the hedonism celebrated by the Beach Boys would one
day intersect with the apocalyptic horrors of Charles Manson and his Family.
It was the place where writer Nathaniel West, in The Day of the Locust, saw
the promise of miracles turn into rampaging acts of violence. Crime novelist
Raymond Chandler would deposit his incorruptible white knight, detective
Philip Marlowe, into a completely corruptible milieu. Singer/songwriter
Randy Newman would eventually write a tribute to Los Angeles (‘‘I Love
L.A.’’) where a driver would crank up the Beach Boys on his car radio while
simultaneously witnessing a homeless guy vomiting in the street. The Beach
Boys offered what critic Jim Miller described as ‘‘a paradise of escape into
private as often as shared pleasures.’’3
The element of escape was in large part a reflection of Brian Wilson’s
unease with the world around him. While he could adeptly capture the
delight held by the pop elements in the culture surrounding him, he didn’t
truly live out any of it. He wasn’t a surfer (like his brother Dennis), nor did
he exude the confident swagger of the characters in some of his songs. The
Beach Boys were a daydream of an adolescent life Brian Wilson never had,
but one he wished he might have had. If in 1962, ‘‘In My Room’’ gave hints
of the troubled kid within the genius of this band, by 1964, you could sense
that Wilson was trying to break through the mythical wall he’d erected
around his band. Shy and withdrawn, he found release in the studio, just as
the Beatles would by 1965. His songs started to reflect aspects of the
Southern California youth culture that were less assured, where he could
even detect hollowness in the rituals being acted out. Wilson explored all
of this without once sacrificing the enjoyment offered under those California
palm trees. ‘‘When I Grow Up (to Be a Man),’’ for instance, was not a brag-
gart’s dream, but a reflection back on everything Wilson assumed to be true.
He candidly asked himself—and his audience—if the things he dug as a teen-
ager would sustain him in adulthood. In ‘‘Don’t Worry Baby,’’ the Beach
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Boys’ finest song, he takes the freewheeling driver from ‘‘I Get Around’’ and
situates him into the mundane concerns of adulthood. In doing so, Wilson
doesn’t sacrifice the joys of teenage freedom, even if the singer now recog-
nizes that those joys have ended. ‘‘Don’t Worry Baby’’ is so emotionally lush
that you can weep from both the richness of its performance and the percep-
tions that it offers. In those years, the Beach Boys still continued to tour, sell-
ing the myth of the endless summer, decked out in beach clothes, offering
their endearing version of the California dream. But their leader stayed
home. Brian Wilson found his sanctuary in the recording studio. And when
he heard Rubber Soul, he knew exactly what he wanted to record in it.
Pet Sounds, like Rubber Soul, set out to alter the Beach Boys’ identity and
the audience’s relationship to the group. Wilson had been greatly influenced
by the sound of the girl groups, especially those teenage symphonies
produced by Phil Spector. But Wilson wanted to marry the harmonic depths
of the Beach Boys’ singing style to the layered orchestration of Spector’s
arrangements. By doing so, Wilson thought he could take the bombast out
of Spector’s production style and deepen the effect of his new songs.
He wanted to find ways to take the characteristic qualities of a Beach Boys’
song and infuse it with thematic and sonic ambiguity. First, he called in a
new collaborator, Tony Asher, to write the songs. Usually he wrote with
Mike Love, who was currently on tour with the band. Wilson began by
building the instrumental tracks, bringing in some of the best session men
in Los Angeles, and creating intricate orchestral arrangements to embellish
these fresh compositions. The individual tunes would be crafted to create
the effect of a song cycle. ‘‘It was the first time I used more traditional and
inspired lyrics which emitted feelings from my soul and not the usual ‘Beach
Boys’ kind of approach,’’ Wilson explained.4
The record began with the gorgeous yearning of ‘‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice,’’
which took the young stud of ‘‘Fun, Fun, Fun’’ and brought him to face the
possibility of romantic commitment. ‘‘The idea is, the more we talk about
it, the more we want it,’’ Wilson said.5 You can hear the enthusiasm build
in his voice, as the possibility of abandoning the back seat of the car for a life
of marital bliss dawns on him. From there, however, Pet Sounds becomes a
densely orchestrated catalog of Brian Wilson’s doubts and insecurities. In a
forsaken voice dipped in sweetness, Wilson would seek reassurance in
‘‘You Still Believe in Me.’’ ‘‘That’s Not Me’’ would take stock of who he’d
become and question how he got there. ‘‘Don’t Talk (Put Your Head On
My Shoulder),’’ almost as achingly beautiful as ‘‘Don’t Worry Baby,’’ looks
for the kind of comfort that lies beyond spoken words. ‘‘God Only Knows’’
is as sublime as anything on the Beatles’ Rubber Soul. For one thing, it’s rare,
not to mention daring, to begin a song about devotion that opens with the
singer doubting if he’ll always love the woman he’s with. ‘‘I Just Wasn’t
Made for These Times’’ is as exquisite a song about alienation as any
written—there’s not a snide note in it. Pet Sounds also featured a couple of
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instrumentals: the title track and ‘‘Let’s Go Away for Awhile,’’ which
resembled pleasingly relaxed bachelor pad music. Percy Faith on happy
chemicals. The record concluded with the haunting ‘‘Caroline, No,’’ a
touching ballad of regret, gently letting the air out of the daydream begun
by ‘‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice.’’ In a sense, ‘‘Caroline, No’’ is Brian Wilson’s
‘‘Yesterday,’’ a song that harkens back to moments once savored, moments
that defined one’s happiness. Unlike ‘‘Yesterday,’’ though, Wilson (who
does the song solo) was able to release the song as a Brian Wilson single
apart from the Beach Boys.
The release of Pet Sounds in May 1966 didn’t become the hit record that
the group hoped for. For one thing, Capitol Records, their label, still thought
of rock as something disposable (despite finally coming to recognize the
impact of the Beatles). Furthermore, Wilson was also at odds with his usual
writing partner Mike Love over the album. Love was happy with the earlier
brand of Beach Boys’ music, but he felt that performing these intricate pop
melodies might lose them their audience. Capitol Records concurred with
Mike Love and did little to promote Pet Sounds. Instead they quickly
released The Best of the Beach Boys to reassure fans that they were still
happily catching a wave. While the album only peaked at #10 in the chart,
Paul McCartney held a different view of Pet Sounds. He was as stunned as
Wilson was listening to Rubber Soul. In particular, McCartney was amazed
at how Brian Wilson used the bass guitar as a lead melodic instrument. ‘‘[T]
hroughout, Brian would be using notes that weren’t the obvious notes to
use,’’ McCartney explained. ‘‘[He was] putting melodies in the bass line.’’6
Pet Sounds was the spiritual cousin to Rubber Soul and it would have a last-
ing effect on both Lennon and McCartney. ‘‘I played it to John so much that
it would be difficult for him to escape the influence,’’ McCartney told writer
David Leaf. ‘‘It was the record of the time.’’7 Pet Sounds would discover its
own reverberation a year later when the Beatles released their own record of
the time: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. That album would send
Brian Wilson into further spasms of shock—only this time, the spasms led
to a total breakdown when he tried to top it.
If Pet Sounds was the convivial companion to Rubber Soul, the Rolling
Stones’ Aftermath, released in April 1966, was its evil twin. Having matched
the Beatles—album-for-album, single-for-single—the Stones dug in here
with a quietly menacing record, the first to feature all original Jagger/
Richards’ compositions. It’s an epic set that, in its U.K. version, ran close
to an hour in length. Aftermath took the romantic skepticism of Rubber Soul
and turned it into tale of underclass revolt. According to Greil Marcus, the
album cast the Stones as bohemians roaming London, flashing their
contempt for anything that reeked of bourgeois contentment. ‘‘They posited
a duel between the sexes, choosing weapons of scorn and humor,’’ Marcus
wrote.8 You didn’t have to look too hard to find that scorn. You could hear
it in the coarse put-downs of ‘‘Stupid Girl,’’ the sadistic cat-and-mouse
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While the Stones were unleashing their response to Rubber Soul, the
Beatles were in the studio working on their new single. ‘‘Paperback Writer’’
was essentially a McCartney rewrite of Lennon’s ‘‘Day Tripper.’’ On it, he
attempted to move the Beatles’ music further from the standard love song
to create more conceptual stories. And there was no better place to start than
by writing a song about someone who writes stories. Encouraged by his aunt
to write about something other than love, McCartney took it upon himself
to compose the tune as if it were a letter. ‘‘Paperback Writer’’ concerns a
dream the singer has of mass success through writing a paperback novel.
But his story is about a writer of books named Lear (after Edward Lear, no
doubt, the Victorian poet who wrote nonsense poems that inspired Lennon),
who writes a dirty story about a dirty man. As McCartney recounts the tale,
Lennon and Harrison provide a rhyming chorus of ‘‘Frere Jacques,’’ giddily
making fun of the writer’s goal. ‘‘Paperback Writer’’ is a powerfully bracing
piece of rock where McCartney further uses his bass guitar as the lead instru-
ment. By taking his new Rickenbacker and sending it through two Altec
compressors, he creates a thick fuzzbox sound that leaps through the speak-
ers. Unfortunately, the song didn’t get a jump start into the charts in its first
week because Frank Sinatra found resurgence with his lushly orchestrated
hit, ‘‘Strangers in the Night.’’
John Lennon’s ‘‘Rain’’ is a moody philosophical tract that reflects on vari-
ous states of consciousness by using simple demarcations: the joys of
sunshine contrasted with the gloom of rain. Once again, appealing to that
place in our mind that defines and determines higher states of being, Lennon
breaks down the conventions of listening to a pop song. By concluding
‘‘Rain’’ with the sound of his singing voice being played backward, Lennon
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out, consumed, and regurgitated the nightmare that lay coiled inside the
Beatle dream.’’13 That nightmare was already at loose in the world. In the
summer of 1966, a former U.S. marine named Charles Whitman gunned
down 13 people from a tower in Austin, Texas. The gifted scatological
comic Lenny Bruce died of a drug overdose. A loner named Richard Speck
would single-handedly murder eight student nurses in Chicago. Along with
these separate acts of murder and self-destruction, the war in Vietnam was
escalating and the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was slow to heal the wounds of
racial disenfranchisement. For the Beatles, they were fully aware that they
were turning into product. In Having a Wild Weekend, the Dave Clark Five
were seen as part of an advertising campaign selling meat. In 1966, the
Beatles literally became meat.
Since 1964, Capitol Records in the States had made themselves self-
appointed butchers by freely cutting up their albums and singles into repack-
aged—and remixed—versions of their records without the approval of the
group. By 1966, the Beatles finally had enough. During a photo session with
Australian photographer Robert Whitaker, the Beatles encouraged him to
disrupt the marketing conventions of selling pop stars. To accomplish this task,
Whitaker brought with him a set of white butcher smocks, false teeth, doll
parts, a box of nails, a birdcage, and a couple of strings of sausages and raw
meat, so he could act on an idea inspired by the German surrealist Hans
Bellmer. In the thirties, Bellmer had created a photo book called Die Puppe
(The Doll). In it, he posed life-sized dolls in violent poses suggesting both
violation and murder. With his own collection of props, Whitaker decided to
assist the Beatles in taking a number of provocative shots at Capitol Records
to protest the manner in which they’d been marketed in the United States.
But who knew that Capitol would participate in this mockery by selecting
one of the photos as the cover of their latest butchering job? To add yet more
irony, the picture they selected was a shot of the Beatles in butcher smocks
covered in raw meat and holding decapitated baby dolls. The picture was
selected for the June 1966 release of Yesterday. . .and Today, which was a
hodgepodge collection of tracks from the British Rubber Soul (‘‘Drive My
Car,’’ ‘‘Nowhere Man,’’ ‘‘If I Needed Someone,’’ ‘‘What Goes On’’) and Help!
(‘‘Act Naturally,’’ ‘‘Yesterday’’). They also added a single (‘‘Day Tripper’’/
‘‘We Can Work It Out’’) and some new tracks from their upcoming album
Revolver. But the cover concept Capitol created had nothing to do with
Whitaker’s original idea. ‘‘I wanted to do a real experiment with them,’’ Whit-
aker explained. ‘‘The original cover concept never really materialized. It was
meant to be a double-folded album cover where the front showed the four
Beatles holding sausages, which would have stood for an umbilical cord.
Therefore, each of the Beatles would be linked to a woman by means of these
sausages. Now this woman was going to be inside the double-album cover
and there was going to be people blowing trumpets announcing the birth of
the Beatles and all kinds of surreal, far-out images.’’14
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where they snubbed a government dinner reception from the first lady
Imelda Marcos at the presidential palace, caused a riot. The Beatles barely
made it out of the country alive after Marcos pulled the security detail, leav-
ing both Filipino soldiers and disgruntled fans to repeatedly kick the band as
they desperately boarded their plane.
Yet given all the animosity being stirred, it would pale in comparison to a
simple comment made by John Lennon to a British reporter earlier in the
year. On March 4, 1966, Lennon had given an interview to Maureen Cleave
of the London Evening Standard. The article was essentially a profile piece
on the Beatles’ domestic life, but Lennon, in the midst of discussing his
middle-class existence, asserted that the Beatles were now more popular
than Jesus Christ. ‘‘Christianity will go,’’ he told her. ‘‘It will vanish and
shrink. . .We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go
first—rock ’n’ roll or Christianity.’’ 16 Lennon was simply making an
obvious observation on how popular culture was becoming the new religion.
After witnessing some people with crutches, others in wheelchairs, looking
to the Beatles to heal them, Lennon was recognizing that the old models of
morality were no longer holding firm. The American Bible-belt, however,
perceived his remarks quite differently. Just prior to arriving in the American
South that August, the band was subjected not only to death threats but to
mass record-burnings as well. DJs Tommy Charles, Jim Cooper, and Doug
Layton, from the Birmingham radio station WAQY, urged their listening
audience to tear up their Beatles’ records, while doing so themselves over
the air. The Ku Klux Klan, who were looking for leverage after all the recent
victories of the Civil Rights Movement, were setting forth to crucify the very
band who was championing black music. To start, they attached Beatles’
records to their wooden crosses and began burning them. While the albums
were aflame, young children, looking like they stepped out of Village of the
Damned, carried signs that read, ‘‘The Beatles are dull and ordinary.’’ ‘‘We
were in the American South just after the story had broken,’’ McCartney
recalled in 2004. ‘‘I still remember this young blond boy, no more than
12 years old, banging on the window, raging, like we were devils.’’17
Protest wasn’t just limited to the South. Reverend Thurman H. Babbs, a
Baptist minister in Cleveland, threatened to revoke the membership of any
member of his church who played Beatles’ records or supported John
Lennon in his remarks. ‘‘I was astonished that John Lennon’s quotation
was taken out of context from my article and misinterpreted in that way,’’
said a surprised Maureen Cleave. ‘‘[H]e certainly wasn’t comparing the
Beatles to Jesus Christ. He was simply observing that, to many, the Beatles
were better known.’’18 But no one was as shocked as John Lennon. ‘‘When
I first heard about the repercussions I thought, ‘It can’t be true—it’s just
one of those things,’’’ Lennon remembered. ‘‘And then when I realized it
was serious, I was worried stiff because I knew how it would go on, and
the things that would get said about it, and all those miserable pictures of
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me looking like a cynic, and it would go on and on and on and get out of
hand, and I couldn’t control it. I can’t answer for it when it gets that big,
because it’s nothing to do with me then.’’19
Yet it had everything to do with John Lennon. The man who had made
himself the key figure in the Beatles’ utopian aspirations had just challenged
the biggest utopian dream in the Western world. Suddenly beneath what
appeared initially to be love for the Beatles had now turned into the ultimate
betrayal. His comment made many of those die-hard fans realize that the
group hadn’t parted the waters, divided the loaves, or delivered anyone to
the Promised Land. Here they were instead putting themselves above the
one prophet that Christians were waiting to deliver them from sin. In that
one brief moment, John Lennon had unwittingly turned the Beatles into
the Golden Calf. ‘‘John’s mistake was simply stating for publication what
he truly believed and often discussed in private,’’ said Albert Goldman.
‘‘By doing so, he violated the taboo that forbids the superstar from calling
attention to the fact that he is being treated as if he were the Messiah.’’20
Over the next few years, though, as he continued to consume LSD, Lennon
would begin to consider himself a Messiah. On ‘‘The Ballad of John and
Yoko’’ he would even strike out at people he thought wanted to crucify
him. In 1980, Mark Chapman, a desperate loner who was a Beatles’ fan,
and who also consumed copious amounts of LSD, even looking a little like
Lennon in his ‘‘fat Elvis’’ period, would (to paraphrase Norman Mailer)
cash the check that Lennon wrote that summer. ‘‘[The] explosion that
[summer] might well have resulted in Lennon’s assassination years before
the event and [it] did contribute to his eventual murder because his killer
was a religious crazy from the Bible Belt, who believed that he had been
divinely appointed to strike down a false messiah,’’ Goldman asserted.21
While Lennon became the ultimate victim of his frank observation, the
group ultimately suffered for it. ‘‘We all had to pay for it and it was a pretty
scary time,’’ Ringo recalled. ‘‘John had to apologize, not because of what
he’d said, but to save our lives because there were a lot of very heavy
threats—not only to him, but to the whole band.’’22
Ringo’s fear became even more palpable when the Beatles arrived to play
Memphis, Tennessee. During the show, a firecracker was set off in the crowd
that had everybody on stage looking to Lennon to see if he had been shot.
In Cincinnati, there was heavy rain before their show at Crosley Field that
put soaked fans in a less than inviting mood. A canopy was hung over the
stage to protect the group, but the stage became so wet that the Beatles
would have been electrocuted had they attempted to play. Paul was so
scared at the thought of mounting the stage that he threw up in the dressing
room. In the end, they cancelled their only gig in the three years of touring
America. In St. Louis, at Busch Stadium, the weather was no better, but the
show went on anyway. But all through their set, sparks of electricity flew
over their heads. As they left the stage for their usual getaway, they were
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that long. And as the group, now weary—and more than a little scared from
the violence unleashed that summer—were about to exit the stage, they went
out with a blast of one last happy party going home. While McCartney
exhorted the crowd to have some fun tonight, it was clear that for the Beatles
the fun was over. On the way home on the plane, Harrison finally relieved
said, ‘‘Well, that’s it. I’m not a Beatle anymore.’’ That fall, they retired to
the studio and never toured again.
Before they abandoned the stage, though, the new studio music they
released that summer would bring the group full circle to their first session
at EMI in 1962. To commemorate the concept of completing a circle, the
record was called Revolver. Recorded from April through June 1966,
Revolver is a rich panorama of musical and philosophical styles, a master-
piece of eclecticism. George Harrison’s interest in Indian music and religion
came full bloom. The fruit of McCartney’s venture into the world of avant-
garde theater, visual art, and music fully emerged. Lennon’s fascination with
Eastern thoughts about mortality, brought on through chemical enhance-
ment, reached its apex. Ringo decided to redefine the sound of his drums
that provided more personality to the music. George Martin knew the group
was looking for ways to get more color into their music, too, so he needed to
discover the means to translate their musical ideas by using instruments they
hadn’t used before (like the saxophones on ‘‘I’ve Got to Get You into My
Life’’ and the tape manipulations used on ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows’’). To
achieve this end, Martin promoted Geoff Emerick, one of his assistants, to
the role of engineer. ‘‘The group encouraged us to break the rules,’’ Emerick
recalled of his first session as engineer. ‘‘[They told me] that every instru-
ment should sound unlike itself: a piano shouldn’t sound like a piano, a gui-
tar shouldn’t sound like a guitar, hence putting things thru a Leslie speaker,
and so on.’’26 Norman Smith, Martin’s usual collaborator, had now moved
on to be a producer himself, beginning with Pink Floyd’s debut record, The
Piper at the Gate of Dawn, a year later—an album that would owe some-
thing to the innovations used on Revolver.
While indicating the stronger influence that drugs had on Revolver,
Walter Everett saw the record as ‘‘[r]eflective of their reading of Timothy
Leary, their own experiences with LSD, and an exploration of Hindustani
music and philosophy, Revolver was fundamentally unlike any rock album
that had preceded it.’’27 Rubber Soul might have been their pot album, but
Revolver was most certainly their acid album. After reaching new emotional
depths in Rubber Soul, the group sought now to explore the very source of
those depths, examining the cycle of life and the many sides of issues like
loneliness and death (‘‘Eleanor Rigby’’), rebirth (‘‘She Said, She Said,’’
‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows’’), retribution (‘‘Taxman’’), childhood adven-
tures (‘‘Yellow Submarine’’), romantic desolation (‘‘For No One’’), and the
fragility of sexual union (‘‘Love You To’’). If Rubber Soul peered into the
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value of experience, Revolver set out to define what new experiences were
now before the group. But this amazing record also harbored an irresolvable
contradiction. While it would be their most exciting and versatile recording,
showing a stunning resource for creating unity out of diversity, Revolver
also illustrated how the Beatles, as a utopian entity, were coming to an end.
The album opens with the same 1-2-3-4 count-in that set off ‘‘I Saw Her
Standing There’’ on their debut LP, except this time, it’s not the combustible
sound of a brash young band about to get people jumping onto the dance
floor. Instead, we hear, under the count-in, the synthetic atmosphere of
the recording studio. Revolver opens with the background sound of record-
ing tape revolving. The count-in on the Please Please Me album had signaled
a charge let loose into the world; but on Revolver, it’s a deliberately dispas-
sionate and mechanical intro indicating a withdrawal from the world they
once sought to conquer. We’re now alerted to the new age of Beatle music:
from the live stage to the magical illusion of the studio. ‘‘Taxman’’ is the first
Harrison track to lead off a Beatle record. With a melody that suggests Neil
Hefti’s theme to the TV series Batman, he launches a dour attack on the gov-
ernment’s taxation of the group, which now found itself in a higher tax
bracket due to the reality of their success. ‘‘In those days we paid nineteen
shillings and sixpence out of every pound,’’ Harrison explained. ‘‘[A]nd with
supertax and surtax and tax-tax it was ridiculous—a heavy penalty to pay
for making money.’’ 28 Within the ribald glee of ‘‘I Saw Her Standing
There,’’ the Beatles opened their career with the possibility that success
would give them ultimate freedom and wealth. In 1966, ‘‘Taxman’’ delivers
them into perceived poverty, an assumed indigence they thought their career
would help them overcome. The irony for Harrison, a millionaire who
would eschew the material world for years to come, is hearing him
complaining about material matters. The Beatles’ idealistic daydream, a
state of mind free of conventional trappings, couldn’t change the trappings
of the world that Harrison vainly rails against. ‘‘[B]y firing the first shot of
their revolver at the tax man, the Beatles blew a jagged hole in their lifelong
identification with the teenyboppers,’’ Albert Goldman commented. ‘‘[They
aligned] themselves now with an older, hipper crowd that would appreciate
their sour-mouthed complaint as well as their audacity in voicing such griev-
ances through a medium consecrated to love sighs.’’29 ‘‘Taxman’’ tells us
that the Beatles aren’t idealistic kids anymore.
‘‘Eleanor Rigby,’’ which the Beatles released as a single, was an exquisite
chamber work about inconsolable loneliness and bereavement. Written by
McCartney, while he was living in London, the song began as a story of Miss
Daisy Hawkins, a young girl, picking up rice in a church after a wedding.
But realizing that the woman should be older, a woman whose opportunity
to marry had passed her by, McCartney came upon the idea that this lonely
woman would be able to perceive the loneliness in the people who surrounded
her. For the name, McCartney had visited a graveyard in Putney Vale
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to see that magical world for himself. Conceived as a simple children’s sing-
along number, it initially had a spoken introduction by Ringo that was later
dropped. ‘‘Yellow Submarine’’ begins as a simple sea chantey. But it soon
turns into a full-scale comedy production featuring various sound effects
produced by items like cash registers, chains, bar glasses, tap dancing mats,
hand bells, and wind machines. Marianne Faithful, Pattie Harrison, and the
Stones’ Brian Jones picked their choice of instrument and rattled away. With
George Martin at the controls, he orchestrated the song in the same manner
he handled some of his early comedy recordings of the Goons. But the comic
middle section, where we hear the inhabitants of the submarine, isn’t just a
nod to the Goons, it incorporates the spirit of a number of early schmaltzy
songs like ‘‘I’m a Pink Toothbrush, You’re a Blue Toothbrush’’ and ‘‘The
Railroad Runs Through the Middle of the House,’’ comedy tunes that Harri-
son had listened to growing up. John Lennon added some words, while folk
singer Donovan added the ‘‘sky of blue/sea of green’’ part. Roadie Mal Evans,
assistant Neil Aspinall, and some of the staff at Abbey Road provided the
chorus in the studio. ‘‘ ‘Yellow Submarine’ made me laugh,’’ stated that
famously reclusive Beach Boy Brian Wilson. ‘‘I mean, livin’ in a subma-
rine?’’38 ‘‘Yellow Submarine’’ would rightly become a classic children’s stan-
dard and later the title song and story of a popular animated picture.
From the gaiety of ‘‘Yellow Submarine,’’ we shift abruptly into the heavy-
metal luster of John Lennon’s ‘‘She Said, She Said.’’ The song was developed
out of an incident that took place in Los Angeles, in August 1965, at a rented
house during their American tour. One night, the Beatles threw a party
celebrating Jane Fonda’s new movie, the western parody Cat Ballou, inviting
her actor brother Peter Fonda, Roger McGuinn and David Crosby from the
Byrds, plus Don Short, the Daily Mirror entertainment correspondent. Most
of the guests were dropping acid, with John and George taking it intention-
ally for the first time after being slipped the drug by the dentist earlier that
year. It was also the first time that Ringo would try it. As Harrison was
describing his LSD experience, speaking as though he were dying, Peter
Fonda started assuring Harrison that there was no need to fear death. Appa-
rently, Fonda had almost died himself from an accidental gunshot wound
when he was a child. While also tripping, Lennon became unnerved by this
casual talk of death, fearing that Fonda’s flippant remark might set him off
on a bad acid experience. Lennon immediately told Fonda to leave, telling
him that he was making him feel like he’d never been born.
If one is never born, then how can one die? The awareness of that ques-
tion, the cycle of life and death, became central to Lennon’s LSD experience.
It also came to signify the revolver of the album title. Thoughts of death had
sent Lennon back to his troubled youth, recalling feelings of never being
born. But to affirm that he does exist, the singer must cling to the simple
adolescent perspective of seeing the world as eternally good (‘‘When I was
a boy/everything was right’’). But that naive worldview was now ruptured
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by the LSD experience, which brought about for Lennon an innate aware-
ness of mortality. ‘‘I’m not afraid of dying,’’ Lennon once remarked. ‘‘I’m
prepared for death because I don’t believe in it. I think it’s just getting out
of one car and getting into another.’’39 In the song, Lennon is reminded that
death is an inevitable part of a revolving circle. In time, that revolving circle
could take the form of another revolver, a weapon that would ultimately end
Lennon’s own life, when an assassin used one to kill him. Yet the song’s
ironies don’t end. In the 1969 movie Easy Rider, Peter Fonda would play
Captain America, a mythic hero traveling the American landscape looking
for the Nowhere Land of the American Dream. After an LSD experience
leaves him mourning the death of his mother, Captain America finds his
own death at the end of a shotgun fired by a redneck.
Out of the dark discourse of ‘‘She Said, She Said’’ comes Paul McCart-
ney’s bright optimism of ‘‘Good Day Sunshine.’’ While owing no small debt
to the Lovin’ Spoonful’s cheerful ‘‘Daydream,’’ the tune was also a hybrid of
the Supremes’ ‘‘Where Did Our Love Go?’’ and ‘‘Baby Love.’’ There’s such
an unaffected sunny quality to the song that it would in turn influence the
seventies’ rock band Chicago, who would create their own variation on
McCartney’s theme with ‘‘Wake Up Sunshine’’ on Chicago. Lennon
described ‘‘And Your Bird Can Sing’’ as nothing special, but (besides its
incandescent charm) the track candidly addresses Lennon’s belief that one
can have everything, your bird can even sing, but it won’t guarantee you
knowledge of the self, or of others. However, if you ultimately look in his
direction, he’ll be around. McCartney’s ‘‘For No One’’ is a startlingly evoca-
tive song about desolation. When Paul wrote it on a Swiss skiing vacation in
March 1966, the original title was the lugubrious ‘‘Why Did it Die?’’ Once
again, we get a cyclical song, this time about the life and death of a romance.
‘‘For No One’’ has an inescapably lamentable beauty, a quality that in
McCartney’s best work, examines the past without reducing it to a cheap,
manipulative sentiment, or what musician Brendan Benson refers to as
‘‘melancholic nostalgia.’’40
While technically ‘‘For No One’’ isn’t a country number, it has a stark
sadness that is sometimes integral to country music. Country artist Emmy-
lou Harris likely considered that when she covered the song on her 1975
Pieces of the Sky album. ‘‘[I]t has that real deep country sadness,’’ Harris
remarked. ‘‘[T]he song is being written from a really interesting perspective:
it’s being written for [the singer] but it’s so sympathetic towards her.
It moves between two voices until you feel that it’s being sung as a third
voice: ‘There will be a time when all the things she said will fill your head.’
How can a 23-year-old man have gone so deep?’’41 The solemn horn motif
that adds some of that depth was by classical player Alan Civil, who George
Martin had called upon to perform the part. The session started after
midnight because fans were constantly disrupting things during the day.
Since nothing was written, Civil had to improvise something that Paul could
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only suggest. Martin had to lower the pitch through varispeed on the guitar
and piano because Civil couldn’t match the key. Even with all the difficulties
getting this lovely brief melody down, Civil is highly remembered for it.
‘‘Dr. Robert’’ is a straight ahead rocker written by Lennon that’s based on
Dr. Robert Freymann, a New York physician of German descent who
provided a variety of drugs to the city’s art scene—including Charlie Parker,
whose death certificate he ultimately signed. Freymann lost his license for six
months in 1968 and was ultimately expelled for malpractice in 1975.
He later died in 1987. ‘‘Dr. Robert,’’ which endorses chemical enhancement
to provide altered states of higher consciousness, has some melodic resem-
blance to ‘‘Ticket to Ride.’’ Harrison’s ‘‘I Want to Tell You’’ is a song about
how our attempts to utter the simple truth are ruptured when our conscious
thoughts interfere. He suggests, in a less ostentatious manner than he would
a year later on ‘‘Within You Without You,’’ that a higher consciousness in
the mind leads to a truth that can’t be spoken so clearly. ‘‘Got to Get You
into My Life’’ is a brassy tribute to Motown R&B. It’s also the first Beatles’
tune to feature a brass section. Scored for three saxophones and two trum-
pets, it began life simply as an acoustic song. Over the eight takes, though,
McCartney’s ode to his love of pot got turned into a classic soul arrange-
ment. When McCartney didn’t think the song rocked quite enough, how-
ever, Geoff Emerick decided then to move his microphones further down
into the bells of the instruments to give their sound more punch. ‘‘Paul could
be very precise as to what he wanted, if you were trying to pursue something
and you weren’t quite there,’’ Emerick explained. ‘‘John might accept it,
[but] Paul would say, ‘No, come on John, let’s have another go, let’s try
something else.’’’42
John Lennon’s radically innovative ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ the final
track on Revolver, would certainly be considered an example of trying
something else. It was the most drastic departure from anything the Beatles
ever attempted. What led to the innovations that created this song had
everything to do with the transformation of both McCartney and Lennon
prior to Revolver. While success had turned the other Beatles toward domes-
ticity in their middle-class comfort, McCartney restlessly turned his atten-
tion toward the larger cultural world. There was no question that Jane
Asher had played a huge role in opening those doors for him. For one thing,
he lived in her parents’ house, a very cultured home, with her mother being a
stage director and music teacher, while her father was a psychiatrist. Jane’s
brother Peter was, of course, also a musician in Peter and Gordon, for whom
Paul had written a number of songs. Therefore, in McCartney’s room, there
were drawings from Jean Cocteau’s Opium series, a volume of dramatist
Alfred Jarry’s work (whose term ‘pataphysics’ would make its way into
McCartney’s ‘‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’’). Basically, the Ashers had made
McCartney aware of a world larger than pop. He imbibed in all aspects of
the art world—from the avant-garde to mainstream—which would
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ultimately help take the Beatles from the pop rock of A Hard Day’s Night to
the imagined art-rock of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
While McCartney both fed and enlarged his ego, Lennon set out to annihi-
late his through LSD. The concept of destroying the ego had come to him in a
vision he had during one of his first acid trips. In the early winter of 1966,
he went to Barry Miles’ Indica Bookshop to seek out Timothy Leary’s The
Psychedelic Experience (1964), which was Leary’s reinterpretation of the
Tibetan Book of the Dead. In the book, Leary had written of spending seven
months in the Himalayas with Lama Govinda studying Tibetan Buddhism.
During that time, Leary was told about the death of the ego, as opposed to
the death of the body. The Book of the Dead was to be spoken to a dying
person to help them through the various stages of death. But for Leary, it could
also be spoken to those on acid fearing the death of their ego. Lennon’s original
title of ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows’’ was ‘‘The Void,’’ citing Leary’s comment
about the void being ‘‘beyond the restless flowing electricity of Life.’’ 43
Lennon’s words were written before any idea of the tune and since the words
were unlike any other Beatles’ song. The Beatles wanted this music to be as
powerful as Lennon’s lyrics. In the first few hours of recording on April 6,
1966, what begun as ‘‘Mark 1’’ soon became ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows.’’
The song’s melody was in the chord of C, arranged as a liturgical Eastern
religious chant. Since Lennon was using acid to strip away his ego, he also
stripped away the track’s very structure, thus providing a drone. To give it
more color, McCartney came up with the idea of using tape loops—some-
thing he learned after he listened to Karlheinz Stockhausen’s Gesang der
Junglinge, which had fused both electronic notes and vocals into a form of
musique concrete. By sending a number of tape loops, of various phrases
and whoops, revolving through a number of machines, they began layering
the effects. Through this process, the Beatles had provided a saturation of
random sounds. George Martin varied the speed on some of the loops, as
well, to create an ever-evolving soundscape. ‘‘I think it was Paul who found
out that if you removed the erase head and put a loop of tape on it, you could
actually play a short phrase that would saturate itself,’’ Martin recalled.
‘‘They each went home and made these funny little loops and they would
bring various tape loops in for me to hear. They recorded them at different
speeds. . .[w]ith ‘Tomorrow Never Knows’ I selected eight of them and put
them all on different machines.’’44 Since Geoff Emerick had done a number
of sessions with the World Record Company, who had recorded a series of
Shakespeare plays that used tape loops and avant-garde music, he was
instantly comfortable with the experiments here.
The song begins with the same buzz saw drone that opened ‘‘I Feel Fine,’’
except it isn’t caused by feedback from a guitar amp. Harrison recreates the
effect on the Indian tamboura, while Ringo lays down a steady 4/4 drum pat-
tern. What sounds like seagulls swooping through the musical haze begin to coil
through the composition. This fragment is nothing more than a tape loop of
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McCartney laughing and was being manipulated throughout the mix. Over-
top of this, Lennon wanted his tribute to The Book of the Dead to sound like
the Dalai Lama preaching from a mountaintop. Emerick was game to try any
effects to aid the song, but they became difficult to achieve when Lennon
wasn’t terribly good at articulating what he wanted. ‘‘John was difficult to
please, because he didn’t have a lot of patience,’’ Emerick recalled.
‘‘He couldn’t express what he was hearing in his mind, so you had to figure
it out over a series of conversations what he wanted.’’45 Out of Lennon’s
garbled concept, Emerick came up with an idea. While the first half of the
song has Lennon properly miked, after the break for the backward guitar
solo, Emerick dramatically altered the sound of John’s voice by putting it
through a rotating Leslie speaker from the electronic organ cabinet. Emerick
desired to have Ringo’s continuous drum roll, which itself played like a tape
loop, to provide an imposing presence. ‘‘I moved the bass drum microphone
much closer to the drum than had been done before,’’ Emerick explained.
‘‘There’s an early picture of the Beatles wearing a woollen jumper with four
necks. I stuffed that inside the drum to deaden the sound. Then we put the
sound through Fairchild 600 valve limiters and compressors. It became
[Ringo’s drum] sound of Revolver.’’46
Given the album’s conceptual theme of life’s cycles, they turned to some-
one from their very beginnings to provide the cover art. That year, Klaus
Voorman had been wrapping up a tenure with his band, Paddy, Klaus and
Gibson, in Germany, and about to join Manfred Mann, when he got a call
from John Lennon to ask if he could provide an idea for the album cover.
Although he hadn’t done any drawings in a number of years, Voorman
agreed and did a number of sketches until he settled on the one featuring
the group with their familiar long hair surrounded by a collage of photos
from various stages of their career. ‘‘I asked them to bring in their private
pictures from when they were babies, or whatever,’’ Voorman recalled.47
Since it was Voorman who first created the hair style they would soon
adopt for themselves, hiring Voorman to do the cover was a significant
connection to their origins. When he was done, Voorman took the design
to EMI to show the group, as well as to George Martin and Brian Epstein.
They all loved it (although the picture Paul supplied of himself sitting on a
toilet in Hamburg was excised). Epstein was apparently so impressed that
he broke into tears because he had initially feared that it might not work.
But it might have also been that he knew that with the conclusion of
Revolver his own usefulness (now that the band was retiring from touring)
might be ending.
Providing the conclusion to Revolver, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows’’
becomes one of the Beatles’ most dazzling and exotic compositions.
It reinterprets their music while redefining the utopianism in their sound.
The track neither makes concessions to any pop trend (since no such psyche-
delic trend yet existed) nor does it provide a protective cocoon for the singer
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to take refuge in (as did ‘‘I’m Only Sleeping’’). As with ‘‘There’s a Place,’’
Lennon again invites the participation of the listener to journey to the
Nowhere Land of the mind. But unlike the brighter utopian hopes cited in
‘‘There’s a Place,’’ ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows’’ takes us into the void.
Of course, Nowhere Land, as a utopian concept, is itself a void, but its realm
was once brightly colored and charged with enthusiasm. In ‘‘Tomorrow
Never Knows,’’ we become aware of a Nowhere Land brought on by death.
The spirit isn’t revitalized, it’s set loose from the body, never to find
substance, caught forever in a swirl of whooping birds and backward guitar
solos. The presence of death at the conclusion of Revolver was significant.
With this record came the end of the Beatles, at least, the Beatles as they
were through the years of Beatlemania. The tunes on this record didn’t
conform to an image of four mop-tops in matching suits, shaking their heads
in unison, singing ‘‘yeah, yeah, yeah.’’ The 1966 tour had shown the group
that love songs didn’t teach the world to love. The world could still hate just
as passionately as it could love. Their compositions changed none of that.
While this sober realization didn’t stop them from writing love songs or cre-
ating love anthems such as ‘‘All You Need Is Love,’’ the Beatles no longer
believed that the word love would ultimately set you free. In more ways than
one, Revolver had indeed brought the Beatles full circle.
After the 1966 American tour, the Beatles went their separate ways. John
Lennon ventured off to Spain to shoot Richard Lester’s antiwar film, How I
Won the War. George Harrison took a two-month sojourn to India to meet
Ravi Shankar and take formal sitar lessons. Paul McCartney went vacation-
ing with roadie Mal Evans and composed his first film score for the Boulting
Brothers’ picture, The Family Way. Ringo Starr took the time to relax.
As the Beatles disappeared from the pop landscape, Tin Pan Alley was
preparing its own form of revenge on the Fab Four. As the Beatles had trans-
formed American pop songwriting by instilling the idea that songwriters
could perform their own material, the young songwriters of the Brill Build-
ing in New York were finding fewer and fewer outlets for their material.
Some, like Neil Diamond and Carole King, began recording and singing
their own compositions. But when two burgeoning Hollywood producers
named Bert Schneider and Rob Rafelson came up with the concept of creat-
ing a Pre-Fab Four for television, the Monkees were born. Besides cashing in
on the absence of the Beatles, they now had a group to perform material
produced by the Brill Building songwriters. The idea was hatched actually
a year earlier, in October 1965, to create a group in the persona of the
Beatles during their A Hard Day’s Night period for a weekly TV series.
Many notable Los Angeles musicians were auditioned for parts, including
the eccentric Van Dyke Parks, who would ultimately collaborate with Brian
Wilson on the doomed Smile project; Steven Stills, who was rejected because
his hair and teeth were not TV friendly; Bobby ‘‘Boris’’ Pickett, who did the
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novelty song ‘‘Monster Mash’’; and Danny Hutton, who went on to fame in
Three Dog Night.
In the end, they went with British actor Davy Jones, American musicians
Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith, plus American TV actor Mickey Dolenz.
While the Monkees would appear to be performing as a pop band, it was
session musicians who were providing the music. The show kicked off on
September 12 with an episode called ‘‘Royal Flush,’’ where Dolenz tries to
save a Princess from her evil uncle. When the show began, the Monkees
had only one single, ‘‘Last Train to Clarksville’’ (which composers Tommy
Boyce and Bobby Hart based on the fade-out harmony of ‘‘Paperback
Writer’’). The other songs ranged from the Three-Blind-Mice melody of
‘‘The Monkees Theme’’ to the cloying ballad ‘‘I Want to be Free.’’ Their
attempt at straight-ahead rock was the tepid Freddie Cannon imitation
‘‘Let’s Dance On.’’ Schneider and Rafelson knew that the band needed to fill
at least six or seven minutes of the show with music because the scripts were
(to put it charitably) pretty thin. They made a phone call to Don Kirshner,
who was the head of the Columbia/Screen Gems’ music division and had a
songwriting empire at his fingertips. Kirshner saw an opportunity to put
his stable—Gerry Goffin and Carole King, Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka,
Barry Mann and Cynthia Weill—back into the spotlight after Beatlemania
had knocked them out. Within the week, Kirshner sent a dozen prerecorded
music tracks for the group to dub their voices onto, plus a number of new
songs. There was now enough material to fill out the season, plus some
extras to fit a debut album. The fall of 1966 saw ‘‘Last Train to Clarksville’’
reaching #1, along with the TV show.
The band’s relationship with Kirshner over the next few years, though, was
hardly reciprocal with generosity. In particular, Mike Nesmith, a gifted Texas
musician and songwriter, was feeling more like a trained chimpanzee.
He wanted the group to be a group and play their own instruments. In time,
the band would squeeze Kirshner out for $35 million in compensation thanks
to Nesmith’s rants (and threats). By their third album, Headquarters (1967),
they finally became more of an autonomous group. But without Don Kirshner
to hate, the Monkees began to fragment over the years. Before the end of the
decade, their show was off the air. They rallied to make one counterculture cult
film, the inchoate Head (1968), which had an improbable cast that included
boxer Sonny Liston, Victor Mature, Annette Funicello, and composer Frank
Zappa. While many saw the Monkees as an inauthentic rip-off of the Beatles,
merely hired hands playing trivial pop, the group did have some substance
beneath its plastic cover. In fact, Zappa, who had been snidely satirizing the
values of American plastic culture, thought the Monkees sounded better than
the love-and-beads bands that were sprouting up in the wake of the Beatles’
retirement from touring. He would even make an appearance on their televi-
sion show where he and Mike Nesmith switched identities to do a mock inter-
view. The ascension of the Monkees made it clear that, in the wake of
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the Beatles leaving the road, pop fans were still hungry for a spark of magic, a
sense that what they believed back in 1964 wasn’t a false promise. The
Monkees were a false promise, possibly one of the first clone bands that ulti-
mately made some good pop records.
As the Monkees continued to make headlines in late 1966, John Lennon
had returned from Spain and, in November, went to an art exhibit at the
Indica Gallery in London where he met Yoko Ono for the first time. Born
in 1934, Ono, whose name means ‘‘ocean child,’’ was the eldest daughter
of an aristocratic Tokyo family. Moving to San Francisco in 1936, where
her father was a banker, they moved between the coast and New York until
Pearl Harbor forced the Ono clan back to Japan. While being left to servants
by her mother outside Tokyo, Yoko had to fend for herself and her siblings
until after the war when she was reunited with her parents. By the early
fifties, they were back in New York, where Yoko did three years of philoso-
phy at Sarah Lawrence. After dropping out, she eloped with Japanese
composer Toschi Ichiyananagi. They stayed married for seven years, as
Yoko tried to make her way into the Manhattan avant-garde scene. She first
associated with composers John Cage and La Monte Young before setting
up her own art show in 1960 at a Madison Avenue gallery that was operated
by George Macunias, who had organized various live dadaist events known
as ‘‘Fluxus.’’ Yoko’s work philosophically fit in with Macunias’s concept.
One of her pieces, that she called the ‘‘Eternal Time Clock,’’ was a clock that
had only a second hand that was encased in a plastic bubble. By 1961, she
was doing live events at the Village Gate, including the placing of micro-
phones hidden in the bathroom, so that the audience would hear urinating,
defecating, and toilets flushing.
In early 1963, Ono divorced Ichiyananagi to marry the avant-garde artist
Tony Cox, with whom she had a child, Kyoko, that summer. She was still
determined to have a career, though, but felt that New York provided her
little hope. By 1966, she was becoming encouraged when she and Tony were
invited to a British symposium, ‘‘The Destruction of Art,’’ after contacting
an old American friend from the art world named Dan Richter. He found
her and Tony a place to live in Park Row. Within a few weeks, she got the
show at the Indica Gallery where she first met John Lennon. Ono claimed
at the time that she had no idea who the Beatles were, but her assertion
makes little sense. The Manhattan art world was well aware of the Beatles
at the time she was performing and exhibiting. Besides, when she came to
London, according to writer Barry Miles, she visited Paul McCartney to
collect some musical manuscripts to add to John Cage’s Notations collection
of contemporary music scores. It was after Paul gave her a manuscript that
he put her on to Lennon. Lennon meanwhile arrived at her show the day
before the opening and was immediately taken with her minimalist, ironic
art statements that combined elements of both John Cage and Andy Warhol.
When they first met, she gave him a card that said ‘‘Breathe’’ on it.
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He panted. She laughed. But it was her ‘‘Ceiling Painting’’ that made him
consider her more favorably. The piece—on the ceiling—was a canvas with
one word on it. You had to climb a ladder, grab a magnifying glass hanging
from a string, and read the word. It said ‘‘yes’’ (rather than ‘‘fuck you’’)
which impressed Lennon. After the show, Yoko tried to hitch a ride with
him in his Mini, but he quickly broke free and disappeared. Eighteen months
later, she would rarely ever leave his side.
While the Beatles were no longer a touring outfit, they still wanted to
make records. The thought of being strictly a studio band, at first, seemed
greatly liberating because they no longer had to endure the pressures of
going on the road. On November 24, they would begin work on a track they
intended to include on their new album. ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ was a
song that Lennon wrote while in Spain working on Richard Lester’s movie.
In the midst of shooting a battlefield scene, Lennon took a break smoking
some Spanish pot and lying on a beach slowly composing this new song.
Actor Michael Crawford, who costarred in the film, shared a beach house
with Lennon and heard him play this new tune with lyrics saying, ‘‘Living
is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. . .’’ Strawberry Field
was actually a Salvation Army orphanage in Beaconsfield Road in Woolton,
a mere five minutes from Lennon’s childhood home on Menlove Ave.
It acquired its name during an earlier era when it was a farm that produced
strawberries. As a child, with his Aunt Mimi, Lennon would visit the
summer fetes at the orphanage and sell bottles of lemonade with his friends
Ivan Vaughn and Pete Shotten. His aunt would remember John responding
excitedly to the sound of the Salvation Army brass band, pushing her to
hurry so he wouldn’t miss the music they played.
As Albert Goldman would point out in The Lives of John Lennon, this
was a prescient memory. The Salvation Army brass band suggested the later
Sgt. Pepper image the Beatles stepped into a year later. But, as Lennon
thought back on the orphan children he watched play, he knew he couldn’t
conceive ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ as a nostalgic childhood memory.
‘‘[Lennon] knew perfectly well that the little girls in blue and white dresses,
their straw boaters tied with red ribbons about their chins, were orphans,
like himself,’’ Goldman asserted. ‘‘Strawberry Field was not simply John
Lennon’s playground—it was his spiritual home.’’48 In many ways, it was
also John Lennon’s ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’ If the early Beatles’ music was an
attempt to forge a dream out of the nightmare of growing up in postwar
Liverpool, enduring the tragic death of his mother, in ‘‘Strawberry Fields
Forever,’’ Lennon finds a nightmare within the dreamy texture of his song.
As Devin McKinney sharply observed, ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ is a
‘‘clash between an ineffable dream and its countervailing nightmare—life
as it is in a dream, versus life as it is.’’49
‘‘Let me take you down,’’ Lennon states mournfully after the soft opening
notes of the mellotron begin the song. Once again, Lennon says, ‘‘there’s a
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place.’’ Only this time, it’s not necessarily in his mind or the mystical void
offered up in ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows.’’ He’s found a new place to dwell
in another version of Lonely Street. Unlike ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’ Lennon
discovers a house of phantoms where nothing is real. The song is about find-
ing one’s true identity in a world where the imagination can provide other
versions of that identity. For Lennon, the years of Beatlemania had
provided an identity he sought to escape. This song not only musically tears
at the texture of his Beatle self, it offers the rather frightening notion of being
left totally alone, an orphan to the world he’s been living in. To express that
desolation, to revel in the surreal rendering of his childhood, Lennon creates
a musical bed that invokes both Hieronymus Bosch and Salvador Dali.
‘‘When Lennon sings ‘Strawberry Fields’ he sounds like Robert Johnson or
something,’’ Elvis Costello commented to Mojo magazine in 1996. ‘‘You
can tell it’s all in his head. He’s so focused on what he’s doing it’s scary.’’50
It’s not surprising that Costello would hear Robert Johnson since the song
was originally conceived as a talking blues. In that original version, Lennon
declared the paradox of who he truly was, different from all others, forever
burdened by the knowledge that he was alone both as a boy and a creative
man. As Steve Turner explained, ‘‘[His visits] were. . .like Alice’s escapades
down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass. He felt that he was
entering another world, a world that more closely corresponded with his
inner world, and as an adult he would associate these moments of bliss with
his lost childhood and also with a feeling of drug-free psychedelia.’’51 For
that reason, the song would evolve from a talking blues into an elliptical,
dreamy psychedelic ballad. The looking glass aspect of the song similarly
unnerved Martin Carr, of the Boo Radleys. ‘‘It’s hard to imagine this being
tied down to something as tangible as vinyl—it’s more of a dream than a
song,’’ Carr explained. ‘‘It transports me to half-remembered places
and times.’’52
As eerily memorable and evocative as the song is, Lennon himself wasn’t
happy with the original recording of it. Hearing that the piece didn’t quite
resolve itself, he suggested to George Martin that he prepare an orchestral
score to compliment it. When it was finished, Lennon still wasn’t impressed.
He preferred the beginning of the first take of the song and the conclusion of
the other one. He asked Martin if he could just splice the two parts together.
Martin told him that it was impossible since they were in different keys and
tempos. Lennon balked leaving Martin ‘‘to fix it.’’ To do so, Martin figured
if he speeded up the tempo of the second part, he could match it to the first
part of the song. When he and Geoff Emerick put it together, they created
what Albert Goldman accurately described as ‘‘a stoned descent into the
maelstrom of the unconscious mind.’’53 It took 45 hours of work to make
this surreal masterpiece work.
Since Lennon wrote a labyrinthine study of his childhood, McCartney
wished to contribute his own more nostalgic view. ‘‘Penny Lane’’ was
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released from the pain he can’t seem to escape from. For McCartney, in
‘‘Penny Lane,’’ his visionary spirit is heard in his effortless ability to counter
pain and remorse with an ache for the beauty of life. When the Beatles began
their quest for fame, they sought out their American musical roots in order
to find their own identity as the Beatles. But now removed from the road,
from that original quest, the group returned to their own British roots in
these two songs. When the single was released, the song became a #1 hit in
America. But it stalled at #2 in Britain, when it was ousted by Engelbert
Humperdinck’s ‘‘Release Me.’’ But that was okay. The charts no longer held
the same allure as they did in 1964 when ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’’ shot
to #1 worldwide.
What started as a love affair between a band and its eager, expectant audi-
ence had now turned to ritual, routine, and retribution. They began their
1962 Please Please Me album session with the anticipatory ‘‘There’s a
Place.’’ They would then start the Revolver album with the final surrender
of ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows.’’ That title, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’
was yet another malapropism from Ringo, and it turned out to be prophetic.
After ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ and ‘‘Penny Lane,’’ tomorrow didn’t
know. All the Beatles really knew was that they were no longer continuing
to face and confront their live audience. For the first time, they were about
to truly face each other.
CHAPTER 6
Fixing a Hole
When the Summer of Love arrived in 1967, it was less a sudden burst of
altruism than a withdrawal from the abyss of 1966. In the previous year,
during a Summer of Hate, American cities burned in reaction to the contin-
ued racial unrest. The escalation of the war in Vietnam had also all but
diminished President Johnson’s War on Poverty. Violence was becoming
exactly how black activist H. Rap Brown described it—as American as apple
pie. Amidst this chaos, the mounting frustration over the dashed ideals of the
New Frontier had made the Beatles easy targets for the angry and the disillu-
sioned. The Fab Four were, to a large degree, at the apex of those very ideals
being dashed. But they weren’t alone. While John Lennon was worried
about whether he’d be killed as the Beatles crisscrossed America that
summer, another performer was having similar qualms: Bob Dylan.
Not long before the Beatles began confronting the many pitfalls of being
idolized pop stars, folk troubadour Bob Dylan decided to enter the pop
arena himself. During the early part of the sixties, Dylan had been an active
member of the American folk revival, a dedicated musical movement that
had aligned itself with the Civil Rights struggle and was committed to carry-
ing on the long, ennobled tradition of left-wing activism. The movement was
led by such stalwart figures as Pete Seeger, Odetta, Ramblin’ Jack Elliott,
and Joan Baez—and they had as their figurehead, the legendary Woody
Guthrie. What Elvis had been to the birth of rock, Guthrie was to the heart
of the American folk movement. Within this revival was yet another quest
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for Nowhere Land and the music carried a righteous spirit to get them there.
Contrary to the Beatles’ utopian ideals, their vision was of a new country,
with an authentic set of values attached, and it wasn’t located in a place in
the mind. These believers looked out into America with an obligation to
the dream of JFK’s New Frontier. They demanded an America with justice
for black and white, men and women. In their music, it was held that the
values of the marketplace would never take precedence over the value of
human life. They refused the urban hustle and bustle for what they saw as
the honest simplicity of the rural communities. Unlike pop music, perceived
by the folk community as an ugly symbol of capitalist corruption, their
music set out to document the pure struggle of all peoples, not just one
artist’s petty self-interest. If you were to write a folk song, it wasn’t going
to be ‘‘I Wanna Be Your Man,’’ but rather, ‘‘We Shall Overcome.’’
Into this sacred world, stepped an enigma named Bob Dylan. Dylan had
abandoned his actual name of Robert Zimmerman, and he set out to become
a folksinging legend before the age of 25. Arriving in New York, with the
rebellious symbol of Brando’s corduroy cap on his head, Dylan showed
the skilled cunning of a vaudevillian troubadour. He slung his acoustic
guitar over his shoulder with a chameleon’s aplomb and he sang as if he were
the Second Coming of Woody Guthrie. Dylan had positioned himself, like
Guthrie, to be a man of the people, the one who would lead a charge against
social injustice. His most popular anthems, ‘‘Blowin’ in the Wind’’ and ‘‘The
Times They Are a-Changin’,’’ weren’t just protest songs, they were clarion
calls. But just as those anthems started changing peoples’ minds, Dylan
started a-changin’ himself. In 1965, he abandoned the corduroy cap and
donned a leather jacket. Dylan radically altered his repertoire as well by
borrowing players from Paul Butterfield’s Blues Band, picking up an electric
guitar and plugging in. One night, at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival, a loud
and unhappy community expressed their displeasure when Dylan took a tra-
ditional folk song named ‘‘Penny’s Farm’’ and turned it into the loud urban
blues of ‘‘Maggie’s Farm.’’ With this song, he declared his independence
from a movement that had recently crowned him their young leader. ‘‘I ain’t
gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more,’’ he boldly cried out. It was quite
clear from the power of his voice exactly whose farm he wasn’t gonna work
on. Just before Newport, Dylan stated his mission when he tore up the pop
charts with an electrifying six-minute single called ‘‘Like a Rolling Stone.’’
In it, he announced to his followers that, unlike their topical songs, his music
was no longer going to usher in a better world. Dylan had made it clear to
those who loudly booed him, and to anyone who cared to listen, that his
music wasn’t a product of history. His music was about to make history.
By 1966, as Dylan continued to embrace urban blues and rock ’n’ roll on
his stunning two-record set, Blonde on Blonde, many in the folk community
declared that Dylan had sold them out. In their eyes, he had embraced the
Golden Calf and got seduced by rock’s vulgar paganism. He’d abandoned
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told the group, ‘‘Play fucking loud.’’ With those words, Dylan unleashed a
torrential version of ‘‘Like a Rolling Stone.’’ Bob Dylan, in this 1966 perfor-
mance, was telling his followers that they were now on their own with no
direction home. Lines were clearly being drawn in the sand—and the sand
was shifting.
Putting aside for a moment the anti-Semitic intent of yelling ‘‘Judas!’’ at a
Jew, the persona of Jesus seemed to be taking on a curious shape that year.
After all, it was Lennon, mere months after Dylan’s confrontation with
Keith Butler, who became a target for saying that the Beatles were more
popular than Jesus. Now Bob Dylan was being identified as Judas. Pop
music was once basically a vehicle for immediate gratification, but now a
messianic spirit was beginning to emerge. All of pop’s participants could
play out grander roles with higher stakes to win or lose. In particular, pop
stars could believe they were delivering the Word (and perhaps even imagine
themselves being crucified for doing so). The pop audience could also play a
crucial role in this sacrificial ritual. Like Roman soldiers, they could hoist
their charlatan heroes on the cross and hammer in the nails just to watch
them die for our sins. Before the end of the sixties, all of this religious maso-
chism was getting explicitly acted out in musicals like Jesus Christ Superstar,
rock operas like the Who’s Tommy, and films like Privilege. The listener, no
longer content to be a mere consumer of music, now sought to be a protago-
nist in a larger story. Viewed in this particular context, Dylan didn’t just
perform a disappointing concert that Keith Butler happened to attend. For
Butler, the show represented a larger drama with core values at stake. Butler
stepped right into Dylan’s music that night, making himself part of its very
fabric, and demanded a change to the concert’s outcome. If, for his audience,
Dylan had once been a Jesus figure, Butler would take the role back by
accusing Dylan of being a false prophet.
In 2002, when singer/songwriter Robyn Hitchcock reenacted the entire
Manchester Town Hall show from 1996 at the Borderline Club in London,
many in the audience sought to play Keith Butler during the evening perfor-
mance. A few yelled ‘‘Judas!’’—after the wrong song—either unable to
remember Butler’s place in the story or perhaps wishing to alter its time line.
Maybe they wanted to see if they could change the outcome of the show. But
someone did eventually step into Butler’s shoes at the correct moment before
Hitchcock and his group, imagining themselves as Dylan and the Hawks,
found their way into ‘‘Like a Rolling Stone.’’ Although the spirit of the
evening was all in good fun, with an absence of the possible danger lurking
in 1966, Hitchcock’s performance held up as a reminder of the shadow side
hidden in the allure of utopian ideals. The Beatles’ ‘‘There’s a Place’’ once
held out a hand inviting us to venture to another place, asking us to be an
active partner in a dream rather than being a passive consumer. ‘‘I’ll let
you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,’’ Dylan had sung in ‘‘Talkin’ World
War III Blues.’’ But what Dylan and the Beatles were to discover in 1966 was
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the risk of asking people to take part in your dreams. Once they do, maybe
the dream is no longer yours to control.
Shortly after his raucous tour, Dylan suffered a serious motorcycle acci-
dent that led to his retreat from the stage to his home in Woodstock, New
York. Rumors of his death, or possible disfigurement, had filled the huge hole
in the culture that his sudden absence had caused. The very people who once
booed Dylan loudest were now desperate to fill the void with conjecture and
gossip. In a matter of months, Dylan and the Hawks (soon to be renamed the
Band) retreated to a Woodstock basement to make more music. But this new
material was far removed from the sound and the fury that stirred audiences
to anger. They reached this time into the mythical American past for inspira-
tion and delved into the deeper mysteries of the folk tradition before it
became politicized. On the recordings they made, Dylan and the Hawks
reveled in tall tales, drunken escapades, and goofy parodies. ‘‘We were play-
ing with absolute freedom,’’ Robbie Robertson told Greil Marcus in The
Old, Weird America. ‘‘We weren’t doing anything we thought anyone else
would hear, as long as we lived.’’4 He went on to tell Marcus that they were
simply killing time.5 But stopping time might be a more accurate way to
describe these sessions. Dylan had created a breach in the culture by
suspending time with his growing absence. He had severed the umbilical cord
connecting him with his audience. But while Dylan fled down the rabbit hole
into a basement of his own awaiting pipe dreams, the Beatles sought another
hole in which to escape.
If the Beatles had become what literary critic Leslie Fiedler once described
as imaginary Americans, perhaps they could now imagine themselves as any-
thing. In that world, they could also create an imaginary audience to hear
their radical new work. The first step in that process began with a promo-
tional film they made earlier in 1966 for ‘‘Paperback Writer’’ and ‘‘Rain.’’
While the film did little more than capture them in a garden lip-syncing their
songs, it did show the Beatles singing and playing without the accompani-
ment of their screaming fans. For the first time, we could see them perform-
ing their music without the hysteria of the crowd surrounding them. When
they issued the conceptual single ‘‘Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever’’ in
February 1967, they went even further by accompanying it with a concep-
tual film. Director Peter Goldmann, along with Beatle aide Tony Bramwell,
created two very distinct portraits of the band to promote the songs. For
‘‘Penny Lane,’’ the imagery was pretty basic. While Lennon waltzed through
the busy streets of east London, he would eventually meet up with the group
for some horseback riding and a picnic in the park. Curiously, as they make
their way through the grounds to a huge table with flowers and candelabras,
they pass—and then quickly abandon—a makeshift stage with their guitars
and Ringo’s familiar drum set on it.
If the movie for ‘‘Penny Lane’’ was adorned with quaint psychedelia, the
surreal ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever’’ featured the boldly experimental tinge
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summon up the comment that the group was deliberately becoming weird.
Once united behind the Beatles, the audience was now becoming as frag-
mented as the group itself appeared to be. But as the fans and the press
continued to guess just where the Beatles might go, Paul McCartney couldn’t
wait until the summer arrived. In the aftermath of that previous Summer of
Hate, the Beatles were soon to unleash their labor of love.
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, which was released in June 1967,
was the brainchild of McCartney while on holiday in Paris in September
1966. One day, while still exhausted from that year’s frantic touring, he
decided to travel incognito, not wishing to be recognized. He stuck a Van-
dyke beard on his chin, slicked his hair back with Vaseline, and went about
unnoticed to galleries, shops, and cafes. McCartney loved the freedom that
being disguised offered him in not being recognized as a famous celebrity.
At the end of his trip in November, while flying back from Nairobi, McCart-
ney started to entertain the notion of disguising the Beatles and creating alter
egos for each member of the group. In doing so, they could then perhaps
imagine a freedom they had lost being Beatles. Through this notion, McCart-
ney could also demonstrate that the Beatles were no longer these mop-top
performers. By reinventing the band for their new incarnation as a perform-
ing studio group, McCartney was declaring that the Beatles were now pop
artists rather than pop stars.
Many of the American west coast rock bands developing at that time
were calling themselves exotic names (i.e., Strawberry Alarm Clock), so
McCartney thought of creating a concept album where the Beatles would
become Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. But the concept might not
have taken hold if not for Jim McCartney, who had been a player in Jim
Mac’s Jazz Band before forming his own ragtime group in 1919.
‘‘I unearthed a photo in the sixties which someone in the family had given
me, and there [my father] is in front of the big bass drum. That gave us the
idea of Sgt. Pepper.’’ 6 In McCartney’s view, Sgt. Pepper could unveil
the reborn Beatles from the ashes of the Fab Four. Where once the Beatles
were part of a collective identity, one that encompassed a larger community
of fans, they sought now to abandon it and their connection to that commu-
nity. The Beatles were taking refuge in the studio partially out of a desire to
retreat from the violence they had stirred in their audience but also to use the
time to deliver a more sophisticated music—only from a safe distance.
‘‘I think the strain of fame and touring had taken its toll,’’ George Martin
explained. ‘‘The Beatles were going through a period when they secretly
wanted not to be famous and they wanted to be ordinary people again. This
could be a psychological reason why the record Sgt Pepper existed in the first
place because the boys were referring to some other entity, something quite
separate from them. It was as if other people were doing the record and
not themselves.’’7
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From the opening sounds of the album, it became quite apparent that they
were now presenting themselves as other people. At first listen, we hear an
orchestra tuning, while the audience arriving gets comfortable. Aside from
the foreign ambience of the orchestra, the crowd we hear isn’t recognizable
from the screaming voices of past Beatles’ concerts. The Beatles here
invented an ideal audience, not the potentially dangerous one the group
faced for all those years on the road. After this mild shock of displacement,
the sharp twang of an electric guitar brings the familiar ring of the Beatles
back into focus. ‘‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’’ was written by
McCartney to introduce the concept of the Beatles’ new persona, one that
quickly transformed them from the Fab Four into this new creative entity.
McCartney takes the Sgt. Pepper story back to 1947, the year that Sgt. Pep-
per taught the band to play. McCartney recounts how this itinerant group
went in and out of style, but never failed to entertain their audience. He
introduces Sgt. Pepper’s band with a boisterous orchestral fanfare, as the
audience laughs and cheers, providing an agreeable bond that, by 1967,
was certainly a convivial fantasy.
On the first cut of the record, it was immediately clear that the Beatles had
fashioned a mirage of Nowhere Land for themselves to live in, providing the
illusion of performing the kind of live music they couldn’t in reality play in
concert. The Beatles invented a dynamic between themselves and their audi-
ence that didn’t reflect the reality of the audience they had just abandoned.
In fact, McCartney expresses so much happiness for this crowd that he even
wants to take them home. (Can you imagine that kind of consideration being
offered to the hordes they faced in the American South in 1966?) On ‘‘Sgt.
Pepper,’’ McCartney chose to create a scenario he wished had existed for
the group. As in some of his songs, he sought to get back, to reinvent a past
the Beatles never had, just to make up a future that, we now know, they’ll
never get to fulfill. ‘‘Paul had intended to play it both ways, writing old-
fashioned lyrics delivered with a satirical psychedelic intensity,’’ wrote Steve
Turner in his analysis of the title song.8 But the satire is only on the surface.
When their implicit utopianism turned sour, the Beatles on Sgt. Pepper’s
Lonely Hearts Club Band began to explicitly imagine a Nowhere Land that
would ultimately prove to be nowhere.
As the song concludes, McCartney introduces the band’s singer,
Billy Shears (Ringo), for the next song. As the band sings ‘‘Billlllly
Sheeeeears’’ (for all the photographers in the audience taking pictures), the
crowd starts to scream giving us a brief glimpse of what we remember of
the Beatles’ true past. But before we can fully take in the commotion in
the crowd, we hear the opening notes of ‘‘With a Little Help From My
Friends.’’ The song, composed by Lennon and McCartney, and specifi-
cally for Ringo, was the Beatles’ own version of ‘‘Will You Still Love
Me Tomorrow?’’ It’s a charming musical postcard written to find out if
their fans have missed them. While having some difficulty coming up with
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rhyming lyrics for what was being designed as a sing-along like ‘‘Yellow
Submarine,’’ Lennon suggested a question-and-answer for each verse. But
there was one line that reminded Ringo of that real audience they faced year
after year, and it was excised to perpetuate the loving spirit of the imagined
crowd on this album. ‘‘[T]hey had one line I wouldn’t sing,’’ Ringo
explained. ‘‘It was: ‘What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you
stand up and throw tomatoes at me?’ I said, ‘There’s no chance in hell I am
going to sing this line,’ because we still had lots of really deep memories of
the kids throwing jelly beans and toys on stage; and I thought that if we ever
did get out there again, I was not going to be bombarded with tomatoes.’’9
Beatles’ biographer Hunter Davies was present at the sessions watching
them diligently composing the song. He recalled that every time they got
stuck they would bounce into an old rock chestnut from their past, like the
Champs’ 1958 hit ‘‘Tequila,’’ reminding themselves of who they once were,
until they found their new personas again. That evening, they began record-
ing the tune with unfinished lyrics that were eventually completed in the
studio.
John Lennon’s ‘‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’’ was always assumed to
be his tribute to an acid trip, but the story behind the song was much
simpler. In early 1967, his son Julian came home from Heath House, a
private nursery school in Weybridge, with a drawing of his classmate, Lucy
O’Donnell, that he called Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. ‘‘The top was
all dark blue sky with some very rough-looking stars, green grass along the
bottom, and Lucy with long golden hair,’’ Julian Lennon recalled. ‘‘I showed
it to Dad and he said, ‘What’s that then?’ I said, ‘That’s Lucy in the sky, you
know, with diamonds.’ He made the song up from that.’’ 10 Rather than
being about LSD, as many have claimed, the tune is a loving tribute to both
surrealist art and the ‘‘Wool and Water’’ chapter from Lewis Carroll’s
Through the Looking Glass—especially the scene where Alice rides down a
river in a row boat with the Queen who then magically transforms into a
sheep. Since this was one of Lennon’s favorite childhood books, his memory
of it helped him find a way to connect to his child’s drawing.
In the summer tour of 1964, when Jimmy Nicol briefly replaced Ringo on
drums due to illness, the Beatles would always ask Jimmy how it was going,
and he would always say, ‘‘It’s getting better.’’ The song, ‘‘Getting Better,’’
was started by Paul, but finished with the help of Lennon. Like ‘‘We Can
Work It Out,’’ ‘‘Getting Better’’ perfectly meshes the sensibilities of both
writers. ‘‘‘Getting Better’ proved an interesting example of how they curbed
each other’s excesses when they worked together,’’ explained Steve Turner
in A Hard Day’s Write. ‘‘The optimism of Paul’s chorus, where everything
is improving because of love, is counterbalanced by John’s confession that
he was once a schoolboy rebel, an angry young man and a wife beater. When
Paul sings that things are getting better all the time, John chimes in with it
couldn’t get much worse.’’11 During the recording of the song on March
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21, 1967, things almost did get worse. While recording the chorus, Lennon
left the vocal session saying that he was feeling ill. In response, George
Martin took Lennon to the roof to get him some fresh air, not realizing that
Lennon was actually tripping on acid. When Martin returned, without John,
the rest of the group madly rushed to the roof fearing that Lennon, with no
rails or barriers to contain him, might have fallen off and killed himself.
McCartney’s ‘‘Fixing a Hole’’ addresses a desire for his mind to be free to
travel wherever it needs to go. But the number is constructed so carefully
that, according to Devin McKinney, McCartney attempts to fix holes rather
than risk looking inside them. ‘‘The music, as elsewhere on Pepper, defeats
what the lyrics seem to [saying],’’ McKinney asserts. ‘‘Instruments click
together like tooled parts, while McCartney’s voice—which we tend to
forget has been capable of conveying nuances of pain, frustration, and anger
along with boundless good fortune—fails to suggest that anything might
obstruct his mind-wanderer’s path to absolute imaginative freedom.’’ 12
McKinney picks up an air of caution that threads its way through much of
this record. The smooth craftsmanship of Sgt. Pepper, which gives the album
its glamorous sheen, also masks a fear in the band of the messiness of spon-
taneity. During the recording of Pepper, George and Ringo, in particular,
complained that the group didn’t play together as a band any more. During
the sessions for Sgt. Pepper, rather than work out their parts by rehearsing,
the parts were worked out ahead of time and the musicians were told what
to play.
Of all the tracks on Sgt. Pepper, ‘‘She’s Leaving Home’’ is perhaps the one
most often misunderstood. Usually cited as a sentimental weeper, it’s
actually one of McCartney’s most beautifully observed songs about the pain
of asserting one’s independence. While sympathizing with a young girl who
wishes to leave home, McCartney extends just as much compassion toward
the parents who grieve her loss. ‘‘She’s Leaving Home’’ was written in
response to a newspaper article McCartney read in February 1967 about
Melanie Coe, a 17-year-old girl from North London, who had been studying
for her A GCD level exams and then one day just disappeared. Her father
was quoted in the paper as saying, ‘‘I cannot imagine why she should run
away. She has everything here.’’ Melanie ran away with a man from a
gambling casino (rather than someone from the motor trade) in the middle
of the afternoon when her parents were at work. As it turns out, McCart-
ney’s embellishments turned out to be more accurate than he could have
known. Melanie was an only child, but her parents, a businessman father
and a hairdresser mother, were an unhappy and uncommunicative couple.
The final irony to the story is that back in 1963, four years before Melanie
left home and McCartney discovered the article, she had won a mime
competition on the TV show, Ready Steady Go! The Beatles just happened
to be guests on the program that night. When the winner was announced,
the award went to Melanie Coe and was presented to her by none other than
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enticing the listener into the spiritual power of Hinduism. The sound of
laughter at the end of the song, too, which invokes snobs at a cocktail party,
cheapens his message with a pompous swipe at nonbelievers. Like ‘‘Love You
To,’’ the other Beatles are not present on the recording. While Harrison and
Neil Aspinall played tambouras, the session musicians gathered played a
dilruba, a tabla, violin, and cello. ‘‘Within You Without You’’ represented
the final transformation of Harrison, from the reticent, self-effacing Beatle
to the solemn spiritualist. After first becoming acquainted with LSD, he
quickly moved on to discover Eastern religion. Bob Spitz, in his Beatles’ biog-
raphy, would describe Harrison as ‘‘the skinny, pale boy with big ears and no
ambition, the dropout burdened with intellectual insecurity, who used to
follow half a block behind John Lennon, had developed into a grimly opti-
mistic, pensive young man clamoring for ‘the meaning of it all.’’’15 Harri-
son’s droll sense of humor wouldn’t really bloom again until after the
Beatles broke up, in his association with the Monty Python comedy troupe
and the informal sessions with his band, the Traveling Wilburys.
‘‘When I’m 64’’ was written by McCartney back in the late fifties as a
tongue-in-cheek cabaret standard, but it was also a tribute to the music of
his father’s generation from the twenties and thirties. Curiously, when the
Beatles finally recorded the song, McCartney’s dad was 64. Although there’s
a cloying coyness that renders the number ultimately too precious, it would
strongly influence other songwriters, particularly Harry Nilsson in his capri-
cious calypso ballad ‘‘Down by the Sea’’ from the 1975 Duit On Mon Dei
album. Like both ‘‘P.S. I Love You’’ and ‘‘Paperback Writer,’’ McCartney
conceived ‘‘When I’m 64’’ as a letter—one addressed to a woman from an
awkward gentleman who wants lifetime companionship. ‘‘Lovely Rita’’
fares far better in expressing a desire for companionship because it features
much more of McCartney’s exuberance. It was written after an American
friend of his had been visiting and was amazed at the number of female traf-
fic wardens (meter maids) he’d been seeing around. McCartney first imag-
ined the tune as a snide reference to an obstinate meter maid, but he then
began to truly like the character and changed the tone of the song. ‘‘Lovely
Rita’’ contains within its buoyancy this fragile aura of shy affection. It’s ulti-
mately a story about a rather bashful bureaucrat who gets a parking ticket
and tries to woo Rita to get out of paying the fine. While McCartney claims
that he invented the character, Steve Turner in A Hard Day’s Write claims
that it was based on Meta Davies, a traffic warden who operated in
St. John’s Wood in London and had given McCartney a parking ticket in
1967. When he read her name on the ticket, he asked if that was her real
name and then sought permission to use it in a song. 16 ‘‘Lovely Rita’’
concludes with an improvised jam featuring George Martin’s rambling
honky-tonk piano under the sound of heavy breathing that takes the tune
into the abrupt roar of a rooster crowing announcing the arrival of Lennon’s
‘‘Good Morning, Good Morning.’’
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‘‘Good Morning, Good Morning’’ takes its title (and its rooster) from a
box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, showing that Lennon was now getting his
inspiration from domestic habits. As Steve Turner observed, ‘‘Paul domi-
nated Sgt. Pepper because John had become a lazy Beatle. He rarely ven-
tured far from home, paid little attention to business and was drawing
inspiration, not from contemporary art but from the stuff of domestic
life—newspapers, school runs, daytime TV.’’ As a result, ‘‘Good Morning,
Good Morning’’ reflected less of the cultured world outside the home than
McCartney’s songs were doing. ‘‘[‘Good Morning, Good Morning’] was a
song about his life of indolence—the result of too many drugs, a cold
marriage and days measured out in meals, sleep and television programs
such as Meet the Wife,’’ Turner explained.17 The track, however, with its
stinging McCartney guitar solo, provides quite a rollicking gallop.
(The gallop is made even more explicit toward the end with the addition of
various sound effects featuring numerous animals chasing one another—
one beast consuming the next in the predatory order of the evolutionary lad-
der.) After a brief reprise of ‘‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,’’ to
end the show, the curtain closer is the album’s masterpiece.
If the record, up till now, represented a cheery, nostalgic celebration of
life, ‘‘A Day in the Life’’ brings the party to a pensive conclusion. ‘‘[‘A Day
in the Life’] comes sailing in, like a ghost ship with an ice-encrusted
bowsprit, the bleak, despairing, yet resigned voice of John Lennon, sounding
the eternal note of sadness and offering a view of ordinary life. . .that totally
annihilates and eventually blows up Paul’s jolly Toby Mug vision,’’ wrote
Albert Goldman in The Lives of John Lennon.18 The forlorn reverberation
in Lennon’s voice seems to come right out of the lonely echo that had capti-
vated him years earlier in Elvis Presley’s ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel.’’ ‘‘A Day in the
Life,’’ which is made up of two incomplete songs, deals with the fragility of
random events in everyday life. If McCartney was interested in fixing a hole,
Lennon decided to contemplate some.
The composition, which was inspired by a newspaper article that Lennon
read in the Daily Mail in January 1967, begins with a spiritual hole that’s
left when a man is suddenly killed in a car crash. That guy, who blew his
mind out in the car, was 21-year-old socialite Tara Browne, an Irish friend
of the Beatles, who was killed in an automobile accident on December 18,
1966. Although he wasn’t a member of the House of Lords, as the song
states, Browne was definitely aristocratic. (He was the great grandson of
the brewer Edward Cecil Guinness and son of Lord Oranmore.) Browne,
who had married at 18 and had two boys before separating from his wife,
spent much of his short life mingling with pop stars. He could be seen often
at popular London clubs like Bag O’Nails and Sibylla’s where he befriended
Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Paul and Mike McCartney. Given the
psychedelic textures of ‘‘A Day in the Life,’’ it’s fitting that it was with
Browne that McCartney had his first experience with LSD. As Lennon
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didn’t see Paul’s efforts truly as a power grab. ‘‘Paul never made the slightest
effort to get rid of Lennon,’’ Goldman insisted. ‘‘In fact, he kept pursuing
John until the last year of John’s life, hoping to revive their old partner-
ship.’’27 Since his ego-destroying acid experiences had eroded his identity
as a Beatle, Lennon turned passive-aggressive in his defense against seeing
McCartney usurp his band. ‘‘Instead of having it out with Paul, as old part-
ners should do, John sulked and played possum,’’ Goldman reiterated.
‘‘Lennon wouldn’t lead, but neither would he follow; hence, he had no
choice but to tune out.’’28
On the weekend of June 16–18, 1967, people were tuning in en masse to
the Monterey Pop Festival. As America’s answer to the Beatles’ love-in on
Sgt. Pepper, Canned Heat, the Byrds, Janis Joplin, the Who, Jimi Hendrix,
Ravi Shankar, Hugh Masekela, and the Buffalo Springfield gathered in
California to provide a solid foundation for the dawning of the countercul-
ture. But that quest for a peaceful community had grown out of the violence
earlier in the year between the establishment and dissatisfied adolescents.
First, there had been numerous drug busts, including the arrests of Mick
Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones, but there had also been
continuous clashes between youth and the police, especially in the Los
Angeles area (where those battles inspired the Buffalo Springfield’s polemic
‘‘For What it’s Worth’’). While the police busted and beat kids on flimsy cur-
few violations, in turn, demonstrators were equally destructive destroying
buses and ripping down street signs. As definite lines were being drawn, in
violent confrontations, the Monterey Festival attempted to celebrate the
positive spirit of this Cultural Revolution. The spirit of good vibes that
weekend tried to equal the spirit of what everyone heard on Sgt. Pepper.
But as the last happy vibe concluded that weekend at Monterey, there was
one rock critic who wished to communicate some bad vibes. Richard Gold-
stein was putting the finishing touches on his review of Sgt. Pepper for The
New York Times, and by the time it was read, he would be as reviled as
Lennon and Dylan were the previous summer. In his review, titled ‘‘We Still
Need the Beatles, but. . .,’’ Goldstein called Sgt. Pepper an artistic failure.
While he did assent to the notion that it was a hippie talisman for the season,
he also didn’t think it provided a very deep perspective on the times, only a
shallow reflection of it:
Beatles’ peers, however, set out to duplicate Sgt. Pepper’s magic on their
own records.
Sgt. Pepper was having a seismic impact on the general public and many
of the Beatles’ contemporaries attempted to duplicate its wizardry, as if they
were trying to decode a secret language. In 1968, for instance, the Zombies
(‘‘Time of the Season’’) matched some of Pepper’s technical innovations
while adding some richly inventive music of their own on the sublime Odys-
sey and Oracle (which was also recorded at the Abbey Road Studios). The
Rolling Stones, a mere six months after Pepper, would concoct their own
psychedelic conceit with Their Satanic Majesties Request. On this record,
the Stones willingly abandoned their R&B roots for exotic Indian rhythms,
sound collages, and music hall pastiches. But they lacked the Beatles’ skill
and temperament to make it work. The record did find fans over the years,
but in 1967, it was commonly held (even by the band) as an artistic and
commercial misfire. The Moody Blues, once an R&B band, led by singer
Denny Laine (who in the seventies would join Paul McCartney’s Wings),
had a huge hit in 1964 with Bessie Banks’ ‘‘Go Now.’’ But in 1967, shortly
after Laine departed, the Moody Blues brought on board singer/songwriter
Justin Hayward and bass player John Lodge, to reshape their music into a
more classical rock ensemble. The band’s sensibility developed precisely in
the spirit of Sgt. Pepper. Their first venture, quite unthinkable without
Pepper’s ‘‘A Day in the Life,’’ would be Days of Future Past (1967), which
would yield two Justin Hayward hits, ‘‘Tuesday Afternoon’’ and ‘‘Nights
in White Satin.’’ What became most significant about the Moody Blues,
though, was their deliberate attempt to forge a common vision on their
albums. For example, Days of Future Past was conceived as a song cycle that
spanned an entire day—from sunrise to evening—where every song
provided a unique perspective from each member of the group. The Moody
Blues consciously set out to create a utopian culture out of the band’s
common identity. No one songwriter dominated an album and each individ-
ual tune served the larger theme on each individual record—from In Search
of the Lost Chord (1968) to Seventh Sojourn (1972). Every track was seam-
lessly wedded to the album’s overall concept so that it was sometimes diffi-
cult to tell each writer apart. (The songs all segued into one another.)
Considered by some critics as pompous and pretentious, the Moody Blues
represented, for a short period, a pastoral mystical innocence worthy of poet
William Wordsworth in the age of psychedelia.
There were also many lesser, now forgotten groups, who attempted to
capture Sgt. Pepper’s light in a bottle, but one American composer didn’t
even try to buy into the hippie ethos that blossomed out of the Beatles’ land-
mark recording. Frank Zappa had become a formidable figure in American
music through his L.A. band, the Mothers of Invention. Although the group
had long hair, they didn’t begin to resemble the pretty groups sprouting up
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like flowers in a magical garden. To paraphrase critic Nik Cohen, the Moth-
ers suggested a band of motorcycle outlaws out to pillage your home and
kidnap your daughter—though they more likely to play her Igor Stravinsky
(or maybe ‘‘Louie Louie’’) rather than sexually ravage her. With long stringy
hair, an imperial goatee and Rasputin eyes, Zappa might have conjured up
an image of a deranged drug-addled hippie freak, but he was one of the
straightest men in Los Angeles. He fired various band members for even
using drugs. Zappa’s goal (from the time he was a teenager in the desert of
Lancaster, California) was to become a serious American composer.
Although he wasn’t able to conceive making a living in the classical world,
Zappa (who also loved fifties’ R&B and blues) decided to combine serious
contemporary music with rock, jazz, and social and political satire. He cre-
ated a rather unique and sophisticated brand of musical comedy that inte-
grated the canon of twentieth-century music, including the work of Edgard
Varese, Charles Ives, Anton Webern, and Igor Stravinsky, into R&B, blues,
and rock arrangements. He performed this music, too, with the scabrous
social wit of Lenny Bruce, while adding sprinklings of the irreverent clown-
ing of Spike Jones. In essence, Frank Zappa brought to popular music a
desire to break down the boundaries between what was perceived as high
and low culture. He portrayed musical history irreverently through the lens
of satire, and turning musical genres into various forms of farce. No musical
ghetto could contain, or define him, and no sacred cow or social group was
beyond his reach. His approach often upset many listeners who held to a
more romantic view of art.
But Zappa and the Beatles shared as many conceptual ideas as they did
differences. In 1967, Sgt. Pepper was being hailed as rock’s first concept
album—yet Zappa’s debut, the 2-LP set Freak Out! had already earned that
honor a year earlier. Freak Out! had an enormous impact on Sgt. Pepper,
which was evident in a number of ways. For instance, as the Beatles used
images of famous people on their front cover, Zappa had already listed all
of his influential mentors (an equally motley group, including Webern,
Johnny ‘Guitar’ Watson, and Sabu from The Jungle Book) on the inside
gatefold of Freak Out! On the Beatles’ ‘‘Lovely Rita,’’ the panting and
wheezing that concludes the song is directly influenced by the 12 minutes
of panting and wheezing heard on Zappa’s ballet score, ‘‘The Return of the
Son of Monster Magnet.’’ Freak Out! inspired Sgt. Pepper most, though,
in its aim to turn the LP into a conceptual statement. Freak Out! was a mani-
festo for the freak culture in Los Angeles, just as Sgt. Pepper became a proc-
lamation for the hippie subculture of San Francisco. The freak culture in Los
Angeles, though, was a completely different animal from the Bay area
hippies. ‘‘San Francisco in the mid-sixties was very chauvinistic, and ethno-
centric,’’ Zappa explained in his memoir The Real Frank Zappa Book.
‘‘Everybody was wearing the same costume, a mixture of Barbary Coast
and Old West . . .By contrast, the L.A. costumery was more random and
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all dressed in granny gowns, and included behind them in this bizarre
procession were outsiders, misfits, and assassins. Rather than the bright blue
sky that was above the Beatles, Zappa has lightning and darkness filling the
sky over the Mothers. We’re Only in It for the Money is basically a satirical
Kafkaesque portrait of the culture wars. In part, Zappa was parodying the
dissolution of the hippie scene in the Haight, which, by 1968, turned further
into a druggie skid row. ‘‘Within a few months, the whole thing had become
a circus,’’ observed journalist Nik Cohen in 1969. ‘‘The original hippies had
all escaped, and what remained was an acid-burger nightmare. The streets
were filled with beggars and pushers and pubertal panhandlers. Everything
was filthy, decaying, rat-infested. Instant freaks sat on the sidewalks,
munching a hash sandwich, and the tourists took happysnaps.’’41
Although initially the hippie scene was relatively benign, Zappa saw that
its druggy passivity was leaving them vulnerable to collusion with authori-
tarian elements of the government. ‘‘The single most important [lesson of
the sixties] is that LSD was a scam promoted by the CIA and that the people
in Haight-Ashbury, who were idols of people across the world as examples
of revolution and outrage and progress, were mere dupes of the CIA,’’
Zappa told Neil Slaven in Electric Don Quixote.42 Critic Ian MacDonald
also saw the hippie community as susceptible to manipulation because they
had no real identity as a community. ‘‘Hippie communality was real without
being ideological, and many of its concerns—the open attitude to sex, the
interest in spirituality, the pioneering focus on ecology, the enthusiasm for
alternative technology and medicine—were quickly assimilated into the
intelligent fringes of the mainstream,’’ he wrote in Revolution in the Head.43
Zappa’s skewering of the hippie culture was therefore not a reactionary
attack on its freakishness, but on their tendency toward conformity.
‘‘Zappa’s main message for the left-behinds of the Great Society, usually
expressed in a contemptuously satirical tone, was that they must shun the
dominant culture and learn to think for themselves,’’ wrote music critic
Walter Everett.44
We’re Only in It for the Money was a boldly experimental record, like
Pepper, but it was Sgt. Pepper conceived as a Mad Magazine collage.
Although Zappa didn’t spare the hippie culture on his record, he was no less
harsh on the government. After lampooning hippie passivity in ‘‘Who Needs
the Peace Corps?’’ the next song, ‘‘Concentration Moon,’’ with its wickedly
hilarious Rudy Valee-styled arrangement, attacks the police for its blatant
brutality toward the hippie community. Singing about an American police
force that uses firearms to bring hippies under control might have seemed
far-fetched in 1968, but the song was recorded only a couple of years before
the tragic shooting and killing of four students by National Guardsmen at
Kent State University on May 4, 1970. Furthermore, in 1969, a parking lot
on the University of California in Berkeley was turned into a ‘‘People’s
Park’’ by antiwar protesters. Governor Ronald Reagan had ordered the
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National Guard to reclaim the park and shoot all resisters. Using saltpeter,
instead of bullets, they wounded many protesters and actually killed one
person. Later, after the ‘‘park’’ was reclaimed, a number of individuals were
arrested including journalist Robert Scheer of the leftist magazine Ramparts.
They were all taken away by bus to an internment camp in Santa Rita where
they were detained and violently interrogated for a couple of days. Robert
Scheer wrote about this horrifying event in an essay, published in Ramparts,
called ‘‘A Night in Santa Rita.’’
Right after the terror of ‘‘Concentration Moon,’’ Zappa brings it all back
home on ‘‘Mom & Dad.’’ This track continues the story from ‘‘Concentra-
tion Moon,’’ where a murdered child’s parents sit at home drinking while
learning that their daughter has been shot dead by the police. In this song,
Zappa’s own chilling response to the Beatles’ ‘‘She’s Leaving Home,’’ he
finally takes the full blame away from the hippies, and the cops, and
addresses her folks. The drinking parents, hiding behind their appearances,
are irrevocably linked to their drug-addled kids. ‘‘Zappa . . .never found his
emotions so mixed as when observing all those genuinely idealistic, authen-
tically dumb kids trying to forge something positive out of the plastic cata-
strophic America they’d inherited,’’ rock critic Dave Marsh wrote in his
Rock & Rap Confidential.45 ‘‘Harry, You’re A Beast’’ is a cogent observa-
tion on male/female dynamics in an age which many considered the onset
of the Sexual Revolution. In ‘‘Harry, You’re A Beast,’’ Harry and his wife,
Madge, live a sexless marriage until Harry attempts intercourse. As Madge
fights him off, she borrows the words of Lenny Bruce from his classic routine
‘‘To is a Preposition, Come is a Verb,’’ and cries, ‘‘Don’t come in me/Don’t
come in me.’’ While it’s obvious that Harry did indeed come in her, the next
song, ‘‘What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?’’ identifies the root of sexual
repression—your mind. ‘‘Flower Punk’’ was a rewrite of the rock classic,
‘‘Hey Joe,’’ where a guy shoots his girlfriend and escapes to Mexico. But
Zappa turns Joe into a hippie with a flower rather than a gun. (He may even
have been patterned on the one who stuck flowers in the gun barrels of
National Guardsmen.) The character in ‘‘Flower Punk’’ resembles the guy
in ‘‘Help, I’m A Rock,’’ a song from the earlier Freak Out! who’s constantly
looking for any group that will validate his existence. On ‘‘Take Your
Clothes Off When You Dance,’’ Zappa comically states alternative strate-
gies for a culture free of repressive sexual and political practices. The
album’s final track, ‘‘The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny,’’ is a
tour-de-force audio poem, which mixes voice, tape, and various instruments
into a brilliantly conceived sound collage. Inspired by a reading of Franz
Kafka’s short novel In the Penal Colony, Zappa advised record buyers to
read Kafka’s story, where the victims of an authoritarian regime have their
crime literally tattooed on their body, before listening to the piece. This stun-
ning example of musique concrete is an abstract nightmare version of the
casual alienation illustrated on ‘‘A Day in the Life.’’ We’re Only in It for
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the Money earned Zappa many accolades from those living behind the Iron
Curtain of Eastern Europe because of its antiauthoritarian tone, but very
little praise back home.
We’re Only in It for the Money did eventually usher in the New Year in
1968, where it reached #30 in the U.S. charts, making the album something
of a hit for Frank Zappa. But the reception to it was naturally mixed.
To satirize, in 1968, the hippie culture, the status quo, and the drug culture
didn’t win Zappa many friends in authority, or in the rock ’n’ roll world.
‘‘Where, the album asks over and over again, is the promise of the sixties?’’
asked critic Kelly Fisher Lowe upon hearing We’re Only in It for the Money.
‘‘Where is the society that was glimpsed on the streets of Los Angeles in
1964–65? The answer is that it has been destroyed—by advertising,
government, drink, parents, television, and, indeed, ambivalence—in fact,
the album is a frontal assault, from beginning to end, on the ambivalence
of the cultural warriors.’’46 Looking back now, We’re Only in It for the
Money challenged the political and cultural realities of that era where Sgt.
Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band could only passively reflect them. Money
had the uncanny ability to also look ahead. A little more than a decade later,
many of those same hippies morphed into yuppies—folks who, without
question, were definitely in it for the money.
On March 21, 1967, the same day the Beatles were recording the chorus of
‘‘Getting Better,’’ Lennon had left the vocal session while he was tripping on
acid. Fearing for his partner’s well being, McCartney decided to try and get
him home safely. Since it was too far to drive to John’s home in Weybridge,
Paul took Lennon to his place. After arriving, McCartney was curious to
see if taking LSD would bring him closer to his currently estranged writing
partner. Most of the Beatles had taken acid by the time they finished Sgt.
Pepper, but McCartney had earlier held out. Late in 1966, he finally dropped
it with Tara Browne, but with mixed feelings. McCartney didn’t enjoy losing
control, or putting himself in a position where he couldn’t find his way back
home. A year later, McCartney actually caused some controversy when he
admitted to the press that LSD had opened his eyes to new religious experi-
ences. On the night he tried it with Lennon, he only wished to reestablish a
bond they once had as songwriters, as brothers. ‘‘[Lennon’s] rough edges and
fuck-all personality only underscored Paul’s pretensions, sparking a contrast
that would haunt Paul for the rest of his life,’’ wrote Bob Spitz in his biography,
The Beatles.47 From evening until dawn, the two men hallucinated together,
staring into each other’s eyes, looking for the firm connection they had when
they wrote ‘‘I Want to Hold Your Hand.’’ McCartney would later refer to
the experience with Lennon as communing with the unknown. He saw Lennon
as the Emperor of Eternity, a deity, as they both laughed and shared stories of
past glories. For five hours, they communed deeply, barely moving, except
for a short excursion taken into the garden. These two fractured geniuses had
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once blended together as one. But what the Beatles and their fans didn’t
discover, until shortly after 1967, was that LSD had more troubling ramifica-
tions. It first gave credence to religious and political ideologues. When extrem-
ists like the Manson Family and the Weather Underground used it to further
their apocalyptic agendas, the Beatles became unwitting champions of this
new revolution. ‘‘The sad fact was that LSD could turn its users into anything
from florally-bedecked peaceniks to gun-brandishing urban guerillas,’’ critic
Ian MacDonald explained in Revolution in the Head.48
The bold quest for social, political, and sexual freedom in the sixties also
contained a foreboding element that soon permeated the counterculture
and had a large influence on it. While love appeared to be everywhere—and
pop music definitely celebrated it—there was also a significant emergence of
occultism. Before 1967, the occult was perceived as marginally archaic (and
derided), but after Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, the Tarot, the
Kabbala, I Ching, witchcraft, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, and various
swamis were eagerly validated. Within this celebrated mystical mosaic lay
the demon seeds of Charles Manson, the Scientology of L. Ron Hubbard,
Satanist Anton LaVey, and the dark mystic Aleister Crowley (who was
featured on the cover of Sgt. Pepper). What made this marriage of pop artists
and occultism possible was partly the continued intake of LSD, which held
the possibility of reaching alternate forms of consciousness. The use of hallu-
cinogens by 1967 had offered escape for many people from the violent real-
ities erupting in the culture. But instead of directly confronting this
violence, hippies were trying to rid themselves of evil by simply forbidding
its existence. Through the use of a variety of psychedelic drugs, they sought
to create a blissful state of innocence, a virtual Garden of Eden that was free
of anxiety and guilt. ‘‘Guilt is the other side of moral consciousness—[but]
we have ‘eaten of the tree of knowledge,’’’ wrote psychologist Rollo May in
Power and Innocence. ‘‘We valiantly try to persuade ourselves that if we only
find the ‘key,’ we can easily create a society in which nakedness, guilt, anxiety
will all be things of the unmourned past.’’49 To find that key, many reached
for the alternate realities offered by lysergic acid diethylamide-25.
In August 1967, George Harrison and his wife Pattie saw the transforma-
tions brought on by acid firsthand when they made a trip to San Francisco to
see the remnants of the Summer of Love. It was a couple months after the
lovefest of the Monterey Pop Festival and they went to San Francisco to visit
Pattie’s sister Jennifer. After being given some form of hallucinogen by a
local DJ, Harrison, Boyd, press agent Derek Taylor, and tour manager Neil
Aspinall eagerly headed to Haight-Ashbury. ‘‘I could only describe it as
being like the Bowery,’’ Harrison recalled. ‘‘[A] lot of [them were] bums
and drop-outs; many of them young kids who’d dropped acid and come
from all over America to this mecca of LSD.’’50 Their visit went from bad
to worse when the drug-addled group recognized Harrison. ‘‘I had the feel-
ing that they’d listened to the Beatles’ records, analyzed them, learned what
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they’d thought they should learn, and taken every drug they’d thought the
Beatles were singing about,’’ recalled Pattie Boyd. ‘‘Now they wanted to
know where to go next. And George was there, obviously, to give them the
answer.’’51 Circumstances weren’t helped either by the fact that Harrison’s
own drug-induced hallucinations were taking hold. People were handing
him a variety of drugs to take, as another offered him a guitar, begging the
Beatle to lead them like the pied piper out of the park. ‘‘We walked down
the street, and I was being treated like the Messiah,’’ Harrison added fear-
fully. ‘‘I went there expecting it to be a brilliant place, with groovy gypsy
people making works of art and paintings and carvings in little workshops.
But it was full of horrible spotty drop-out kids on drugs, and it turned me
right off the scene.’’52 As they made a quick exit to their limo, Harrison
vowed never to touch LSD ever again.
What Harrison perceived was similar to what folk singer Donovan had
already started to observe a year earlier. Donovan began thinking about
writing a song that took into account all the remnants of occultism he saw
around him. Inspired by a viewing of the 1962 British horror movie called
The Night of the Eagle (or Burn, Witch, Burn) about the power of witch-
craft, he began to consider a tune that addressed how the auspicious pacifism
of the cheerful flower and beads hippies he witnessed quickly evolved into
the paranoid counterculture occultists, who were driven by drugs and look-
ing for followers to bring on the end of the world. To address this, Donovan
composed ‘‘Season of the Witch,’’ an unnerving composition about this dis-
quieting mutation. The song was an eerily memorable track that warned of
settled scores yet to come. Though Donovan was something of a hippie
enigma himself, he wasn’t being facile here. In ‘‘Season of the Witch,’’ he
warned of charlatans ‘‘out to make it rich,’’ false prophets who ultimately
made us pick up every stitch. No song had sized up the emerging zombie
zeitgeist with such chilling prescience as ‘‘Season of the Witch.’’ When
Harrison gave up using LSD, he was clearly seeing something ugly and
dispirited on the horizon, too. But while that ugliness would soon embody
itself in the presence of Charles Manson (who arrived in the Haight mere
weeks after Harrison departed it), Harrison and the rest of the Beatles turned
toward gurus to reinstate their passport to a higher consciousness.
Artist David Wynne, who had done busts of the Beatles’ heads in Paris
back in 1964, spoke to Harrison in early 1967 about one particular holy
man who had intrigued him: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Wynne had been
sketching the Maharishi, and he told Harrison that he was fascinated with
him because he had a lifeline on his hand that didn’t end. (It would end,
though, in February 2008 when the Maharishi would die at the age of 91.)
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was the 50-year-old founder of the Spiritual Regen-
eration Movement Foundation that taught Transcendental Meditation.
Transcendental Meditation, which the Maharishi began in 1955, was a form
of meditation taken from the Vedic tradition of Hinduism. ‘‘It’s a simple
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technique,’’ Pattie Boyd explained. ‘‘You are given a mantra, a single word,
which you keep secret, to say over and over again to yourself. The idea is
that in repeating the mantra you clear your mind so you can give it and your
body a brief rest from the stress of modern life.’’53 By sitting with your eyes
closed for about 20 minutes and repeating your mantra, Boyd claimed you
could make yourself feel calm and focused. ‘‘You just sit there and let your
mind go,’’ Lennon said about the process of TM. ‘‘It doesn’t matter what
you’re thinking about, just let it go. And then you introduce the mantra,
the vibration, to take over from the thought. You don’t will it or use your
will power.’’54
Although Maharishi Yogi had been introducing Westerners to TM since
1959, it wasn’t until the Beatles became interested in 1967 that he became
internationally known. While TM had serious implications for George
Harrison and his own spiritual values, the Beatles’ road manager Neil Aspi-
nall saw more rampant conformity than spiritual enlightenment. ‘‘Every-
body going to the Maharishi was like everybody ending up with
moustaches on Sgt. Pepper,’’ he recalled. ‘‘A lot of it was follow-the-leader
(whoever the leader was at that time). One got a moustache, so everybody
got a moustache.’’ 55 Although Wynne told Harrison about a lecture the
Maharishi was doing on August 24, 1967, at London’s Hilton Hotel, it was
Pattie Boyd who first encountered the guru. Back in February, Pattie and a
friend were looking to take up meditation and came upon an ad in the paper
for Transcendental Meditation courses with the Spiritual Regeneration
Movement. It was over the course of a long weekend that they were given
their mantras and met the Maharishi. Pattie shared the experience with
Harrison who was immediately interested. When they decided to attend the
August lecture, they naturally took the Beatles along. After joining Harrison
in London, they went on with the Maharishi to Bangor, Wales on the
train the next day. ‘‘During Sgt. Pepper, George was the most interested in
Indian culture,’’ Paul McCartney explained. ‘‘We were all interested in it—
but for George it was a direction.’’56 For Harrison, it was also an opportunity
to seek what he found lacking before the Beatles retired from touring in 1966.
‘‘After having such an intense period of growing up and so much success in
the Beatles and realizing that this wasn’t the answer to everything, the ques-
tion came: ‘What is it all about?’ And then, purely because of the force-fed
LSD experience, I had the realization of God,’’ Harrison said.57 Essentially,
he no longer craved the role of being a Beatle, or the image that it created.
While the Beatles were gaining transcendental knowledge in Bangor, news
from the real world intruded. The group discovered that their 32-year-old
manager Brian Epstein was found dead of an accidental drug overdose at
his home in London. The shocking news shattered the Beatles’ first meeting
with the Maharishi, who told them to keep good thoughts for Brian on his
spiritual journey. The Beatles then went back to London. Although it’s true
that Epstein’s death was accidental, he had been on a collision course with
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mortality since the Beatles had stopped touring. ‘‘Brian’s role with us had
changed because he wasn’t booking us around the world anymore,’’ Ringo
said. ‘‘We were working in the studio; we’d make a record and the record
would come out. What was there left for him to do? Book the studio—one
phone call. That was the extent of it at that time.’’58 The egalitarian vision
the Beatles had built in the sixties had been a collaborative effort of which
Brian Epstein had been a key component. The boys, as he called them, were
his dream image of assimilation, a consolidation of his own fractured
personality. These once tough Teddy Boys might have been schooled on
the streets of Hamburg, but Epstein essentially refurbished them.
He brought them from their rough leather jackets into those formally
elegant suits so they could change the world. When the world was fully in
their sway, Epstein could live out his own dream (even as his hidden private
life continued down a sadomasochistic path). Once the violence of 1966 had
ruptured the band, Epstein was equally mortified. When the Beatles aban-
doned the road, Epstein felt abandoned as well. His access to their dream
world was gone. Epstein was now, once again, only a business manager.
Consumed by pills and depression, he had become an accident waiting to
happen. But that accident had a dire impact on the Beatles. ‘‘We collapsed,’’
Lennon reflected to Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone in 1970. ‘‘I knew that we
were in trouble then. I didn’t really have any misconceptions about our abil-
ity to do anything other than play music, and I was scared. I thought, ‘We’ve
had it now.’ ’’ 59 Although the Beatles didn’t immediately collapse, John
Lennon realized then that it was only a matter of time before they did.
CHAPTER 7
Just before Brian Epstein’s sudden death in August 1967 and George Har-
rison’s rather rude awakening in Haight-Ashbury, Paul McCartney was
dreaming of magical journeys. Since the Beatles were no longer touring
the world, he thought, why not make a film that would feature the group
roaming the countryside, with a group of tourists, looking for enchant-
ment and mystery? The way McCartney saw it, the film might symbolize
everything that life on the road had ultimately denied the Beatles. In the
absence of doing live performances, the group could now continue rein-
venting themselves on the screen while simultaneously promoting their
new songs. John Lennon agreed with his partner. ‘‘Records can’t be seen
so it’s good to have a film vehicle of some sort to go with the new music,’’
Lennon told Rolling Stone at the time.1 The idea first occurred to McCart-
ney while he was helping celebrate Jane Asher’s 21st birthday in Colorado.
He had been hearing stories about Ken Kesey’s Merry Pranksters and their
psychedelic acid-tinged bus-trips-to-nowhere that took place back in 1964.
At the time, Kesey had obtained an old school bus and invited Neal Cas-
sidy, who was the model for the Dean Moriarty character in Jack Ker-
ouac’s On the Road, to drive it. Then he splashed it with wild painted
designs and set off to dispense LSD to all willing participants. The trip
had been filmed as part of a possible documentary, but since no distributor
showed remotely any interest in picking up the rights, it never came to be
seen. (Kesey, though, would later record a spoken word record for the
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articulated with effervescent joy the discovery of the power of love, ‘‘All You
Need Is Love’’ is packaged sloganeering—an ad that sells love rather than
communicating it. Although constructed with a fair amount of ingenuity,
‘‘All You Need Is Love’’ ends up flat and dispassionate. The love songs the
Beatles wrote earlier in their career had taken conventional romantic norms
and radically altered them. In particular, a track like ‘‘She Loves You,’’
which McCartney parrots toward the end of ‘‘All You Need Is Love,’’ takes
what could be a standard first-person love song and radically transforms it
by emphasizing a third-person perspective. In doing so, the singer is no lon-
ger our surrogate speaking for our thoughts and feelings (as he does in most
other love songs). The singer instead admonishes us, telling us that if we
don’t sharpen up, we will lose the most loving relationship we might ever
find. ‘‘She Loves You’’ is a dialog between the singer and the listener that
opens up larger considerations of romantic desire and attachment. ‘‘All
You Need Is Love,’’ on the other hand, tells us how we should feel rather
than allowing us to feel. The Beatles’ open-ended invitation for us to be part
of a larger world was the key to their transcendent dream of Nowhere Land.
The Beatles might have reached a global audience with ‘‘All You Need Is
Love,’’ but in the song, the global audience is not asked to reach back. Len-
non tells us that love can change all the hate, but he never tells us how. ‘‘All
You Need Is Love’’ is a well-intentioned sermon that preaches to an imagi-
nary choir.2
The setup for the live broadcast, though, was the most compelling aspect of
the tune. George Martin came up with a clever idea to mark the international
appeal of the song: ‘‘All You Need Is Love’’ opens with the tune of ‘‘La Mar-
seillaise.’’ Toward the end, the Beatles perform a mantra of ‘‘love is all you
need,’’ where Martin closes out the song with a Charles Ives-influenced layer-
ing of Glenn Miller’s ‘‘In the Mood,’’ Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto, and the
British folk song, ‘‘Greensleeves.’’ He dedicated himself to making sure the
broadcast went off without a problem—despite the death of his father two
days before. On June 18, Martin recorded the song’s instrumental track so
that all the group had to do was sing to it on the day of the broadcast. The
group had invited various friends like Marianne Faithfull and Mick Jagger
to hold balloons and wave placards saying ‘‘All You Need Is Love’’ in differ-
ent languages. While the invited rock stars partied long after the broadcast,
some of the classical players in the orchestra were obviously not in the mood
for love. Annoyed at the frivolities, they got up and left.
When the single was released in July 1967, it was backed by a more
compelling track called ‘‘Baby, You’re a Rich Man.’’ ‘‘Baby, You’re a Rich
Man’’ was about the ‘‘beautiful people’’ of the hippie culture. Although the
song is less foreboding than Donovan’s ‘‘Season of the Witch,’’ it still takes
a skeptical tone about the hippie mind-set than ‘‘All You Need Is Love.’’
‘‘Baby, You’re a Rich Man,’’ with its intricate Indian arrangement, points
up the discrepancy between being a ‘‘beautiful person,’’ who is spiritually
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rich, and someone rich enough to afford the luxury of being beautiful. While
the rich man in the song was sometimes eluded to be Brian Epstein (on the
original single, you can hear Lennon singing sarcastically on the fade-out,
‘‘Baby, you’re a rich fag Jew’’), the song is more likely aimed at Haight-
Ashbury. Although it was the B-side, the song did have some influence on
the Zombies’ 1968 hit ‘‘Time of the Season.’’ ‘‘[There was the] idea in the
Beatles’ ‘Baby, You’re a Rich Man’ where being rich doesn’t mean material
richness but spiritual richness,’’ writer and keyboardist Rod Argent told
Uncut magazine in 2007.3
When ‘‘Hello Goodbye’’ was turned down for the live BBC global broad-
cast, the Beatles’ made it their next single in November 1967. McCartney
had composed the song based on the simple idea of learning how to write a
song on the spot. He demonstrated this little game once with Brian Epstein’s
former assistant Alistair Taylor. While playing a melody on his harmonium,
McCartney suggested that Taylor call out the opposite of whatever McCart-
ney sang as he struck the keyboard. If McCartney sang yes, Taylor would
answer no; and when McCartney would call out stop, Taylor would respond
with go. With its catchy, energetic melody, ‘‘Hello Goodbye’’ is likeable
McCartney pop fodder. The end chant (‘‘Hela, hey, aloha’’), performed like
a mantra, was something improvised in the studio, with ‘‘aloha’’ being the
Hawaiian greeting of affection. The B-side of ‘‘Hello Goodbye,’’ Lennon’s
‘‘I Am the Walrus’’ was anything but simple. Far more radically innovative
and astonishing than his previous ‘‘All You Need Is Love,’’ ‘‘I Am the
Walrus’’ is a swirling impressionistic collage that deliberately defies simple
interpretation. The event that inspired Lennon to write the song was a letter
he received from a student at Quarry Bank School. A professor had assigned
his class to study and analyze the Beatles’ songs. The thought of someone
doing this was so amusing to Lennon that he decided to write a tune so
abstract, and so convoluted, that no one would figure it out. With the help
of his childhood friend Pete Shotten, Lennon invested ‘‘I Am the Walrus’’
with lines based on such schoolyard rhymes as ‘‘yellow matter custard, green
slop pie, all mixed together with a dead dog’s eye. Slap it on a butty, ten foot
thick, then wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.’’ While the song has its
roots in such nonsense verse, it’s also based on some of Lennon’s writings in
school at Quarry Bank. Lennon also combines quotes from Lewis Carroll’s
poem ‘‘The Walrus and the Carpenter,’’ includes some knocks at poet Allen
Ginsberg (‘‘elementary penguin’’) who was chanting Hare Krishna mantras
at protest rallies, and the ‘‘eggman’’ reference was for singer Eric Burdon,
who had a predilection for breaking eggs over the women he was having
sex with.
Lennon first laid down the track with the group, but he told George
Martin that it needed some kind of score to accompany it. After some
consideration, Martin added horns, violins, cellos, and a 16-voice choir that
made swooping noises, laughed uproariously, and concluded chanting,
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‘‘Everyone has one.’’ At the end, Martin also superimposed some lines from
a BBC radio performance of Shakespeare’s King Lear (Act IV Scene VI). Like
the ‘‘Hela, hey, aloha’’ section on ‘‘Hello Goodbye,’’ the ‘‘jooba jooba’’
chorus was influenced by learning mantras from the Maharishi. But if the
Maharishi’s mantras provided some structure for the song, it was Lennon’s
biting surreal wit that cut through the earnest pretensions of ‘‘All You Need
Is Love.’’ ‘‘Lennon’s delivery is imbued with his master passion, rage, which
he inflects across the entire infrared range from mocking and cursing to jeer-
ing and sneering,’’ wrote Albert Goldman. ‘‘In no other recording does he
strike such a perfect balance between language as speech and language as
action.’’4
Magical Mystery Tour, which was completed that fall, would eventually
be broadcast on the BBC on December 26, 1967, but it didn’t attract any
holiday cheer. While roundly panned for all its chaotic indulgences, it also
didn’t help that the Beatles’ color film was inexplicably shown in black and
white. As bad as the picture was, though, Magical Mystery Tour did serve
as a perfect metaphor for the current state of the group. In the picture, the
Beatles aimlessly head out into the country to seek magic with a group of
followers, only to find themselves rudderless and lost in their dreams. The
group—and the viewing audience—wasn’t alone. The film critic for The
London Times was equally disoriented. ‘‘This was a program to experience
rather than to understand,’’ he wrote. ‘‘I was unfortunate; I lacked the neces-
sary key.’’5 Few could actually find the key, since the picture was so form-
less. As for the music, it fared little better. ‘‘Magical Mystery Tour’’ is a
rollicking curtain-opener written by McCartney to state the theme of the
picture. But while its aim is to provide a cheery invitation to the show, the
song is little more than a pale imitation of ‘‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club
Band.’’ As in ‘‘Sgt. Pepper,’’ McCartney once again plays the role of the
carny barker while the chorus happily asks people to roll up for the trip.
But rather than provide excitement, or anticipation, there’s an air of desper-
ation in the song instead of the confident assurances offered on the opening
track of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
McCartney’s ‘‘The Fool on the Hill’’ is heard while Paul is seen thought-
fully posed on a hill overlooking Nice, France, but the song is a banal bit
of whimsy. It’s about a prophet who is considered a fool by everyone until
he is ultimately declared a visionary. ‘‘I think I was writing about someone
like the Maharishi,’’ McCartney told Barry Miles. ‘‘His detractors called
him a fool. Because of his giggle he wasn’t taken too seriously.’’6 Ian Mac-
Donald, in Revolution in the Head, believes McCartney was also thinking
of the character of the Fool in a tarot deck. ‘‘[The Fool] is a paradoxical sym-
bol, numbered 0 to 22, which stands for ‘redeeming ignorance,’’’ MacDon-
ald wrote.7 Whatever meaning is subscribed to ‘‘The Fool on the Hill,’’ the
actual idea for the song originated when McCartney read about a hermit in
Italy who had lived most of his adult life in a cave. When this modern Rip
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Van Winkle finally emerged back into the world in the late forties, he discov-
ered that he’d missed the entire World War II. ‘‘The Fool on the Hill’’ is
arranged just like a childhood rhyme, but with a faint air of despondency.
The fool might see all that is going on, but he’s completely cut off from the
world. The song unwittingly raises the question as to whether he should even
be considered a trustworthy source on the state of the planet.
Before 1967, the Beatles had sought and ultimately achieved a true con-
nection with the world, but ‘‘The Fool on the Hill’’ reveals a group that’s
grown content with keeping its distance. One critic, Jon Landau, addressed
the Beatles’ remoteness in his review of Bob Dylan’s John Wesley Harding
(1967). Dylan had come out of his self-imposed isolation in Woodstock to
make a new record that was to go completely against the grain of the current
pop trend toward psychedelia. His quiet, austere album carried an aura of
pre-rock, or something closer to the country sound of Sun Records. If the
texture of John Wesley Harding was linked to the past, Landau felt that its
songs were deeply in touch with issues in the present. ‘‘Dylan exhibits a
profound awareness of the [Vietnam] War in the same way that songs like
‘Magical Mystery Tour’ and ‘Fool on the Hill’ ignore it,’’ Landau wrote.
‘‘All I mean to say is that Dylan has felt the war, that there is an awareness
of it contained within the mood of the album as a whole.’’8 ‘‘The Fool on
the Hill’’ expresses only an opaque awareness of the world around the fool.
(After all, according to McCartney, the fool’s head is continuously in the
clouds.) At their best, the Beatles gave us a profound awareness of their time,
but in tunes like ‘‘Magical Mystery Tour’’ and ‘‘The Fool on the Hill,’’ they
are adrift in a world that is sealed off much like the fool himself.
‘‘Flying,’’ which was originally titled ‘‘Aerial Tour Instrumental,’’ is a
group effort that grew out of a jam session. In many ways, it resembles
‘‘12-Bar Original,’’ a rambling blues instrumental recorded during the
Rubber Soul sessions, but left unreleased until the Anthology 2 CD came
out in 1996. In both songs, the Beatles manage to establish a groove, but they
never really get groovy. In the film, ‘‘Flying’’ is heard over a rather
aimless tracking shot featuring psychedelic colored landscapes and endless
clouds. While the song, which climaxes rather quickly into a group chant, is
underscored by the random clatter of tape loops, we are taken above the
clouds where the Beatles are seen playing four magicians comically oversee-
ing the journey of the tour bus. But their humor is so forced and disconnected
that their comic lines fizzle rather than spark inspired associations. In this
moment, the Beatles are as (literally) lost in the clouds as the fool on the hill.
George Harrison’s rather moody ‘‘Blue Jay Way’’ was written in August
1967 while he and Pattie were in California. Harrison and his wife were
staying in a cottage on Blue Jay Way, which is located in the Hollywood
Hills above Sunset Boulevard. Press publicist Derek Taylor was supposed
to meet the couple that night, but he got lost in the foggy drive to their
house. Harrison recounts the story in a dreary drone that’s underscored by
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In January 1968, while the Beatles were still licking their wounds over the
debacle of Magical Mystery Tour, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was in New York
City to meet the press and to spread the word about Transcendental
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Although the Beatles had changed our perspective on the world through
their music, making us feel part of a larger cultural revolution, they them-
selves were no longer content with the life that this cultural revolution
brought them. Their rapid success and acquired wealth had insolated them
from the rest of the world. When popular acclaim didn’t bring them a
sustaining inner happiness, they turned to hallucinogens for answers. When
those drugs caused as much damage as personal enlightenment, the Beatles
looked to religion. But in looking for spiritual answers, the zeal of their
desire for quick solutions had blinded them to the con artist lurking beneath
the holy robes of the Maharishi. Oddly, the Beatles once had skepticism
toward received wisdom. It’s what made them both fresh and distinct,
setting them apart from any other pop group. When they first confronted
the international press in 1964, they didn’t acquiesce to the rules of conduct,
they invented new rules to conduct a press conference. When they made
records, they didn’t copy the success of their last great album, but they
reached out to discover new, unheard sounds. Nowhere Land was a border-
less and shapeless utopian spirit. But when the Beatles turned to the Mahari-
shi, Nowhere Land was replaced with the false utopia of Rishikesh. Within
its very real borders, the Beatles were no longer rebellious kids defiantly
challenging us to think for ourselves, they were now (through the Mahari-
shi) telling us what to think. After the group had dissolved its old identity,
it had no new identity left to redefine itself. The Beatles were becoming four
distinct individuals with four conflicting temperaments. Perhaps they recog-
nized this reality emerging and sought to rediscover a common ground by
taking this sojourn to India. But rather than bringing the inner harmony they
sought, the journey served only to continue fuelling the continuing disen-
chantment the Beatles felt with themselves.
Before their departure, though, the Beatles rushed out a new single. Aban-
doning the psychedelia of their recent work, ‘‘Lady Madonna’’ was a wel-
come return to the bluesy side of the Beatles’ canon. And it would become
their first #1 song since ‘‘Eleanor Rigby.’’ Employing a barrelhouse piano
to propel the track, McCartney performs this giddy appraisal of motherhood
with the lustful joy of Fats Domino. (Maybe hearing a little of himself in the
song, Fats Domino included his own cover version later that year on Fats is
Back.) The catchy riff had its roots in the fifties as well borrowing the
melody of Johnny Parker’s piano line from Humphrey Lyttelton’s 1956
R&B hit ‘‘Bad Penny Blues’’ (which George Martin had also produced).
The idea for the composition came, though, after McCartney read a maga-
zine article that featured a photo of an African mother with a baby at her
breast. Under the picture was the caption ‘‘Mountain Madonna.’’
As McCartney wondered how the mother could survive and feed her kids,
he came up with the story of ‘‘Lady Madonna.’’ McCartney dries out any
potential for sentimentality in the material by rooting the song in raucous
fifties’ R&B (highlighted by a nimble sax solo by Ronnie Scott). But he also
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humorously adds a chorus right out of the flapper period of American music
to underscore the woman’s strength, simultaneously parodying the melo-
drama of her plight. The chorus was so clever—and catchy—that Harrison
decided to cop the lick for the middle eight section of his song ‘‘The Art of
Dying’’ on his 1971 solo album All Things Must Pass.
Harrison also secured the B-side of the single with ‘‘The Inner Light,’’ his
third—and best—Hindustani song. Ironically, it would also be his last. The
origins of ‘‘The Inner Light’’ began when both Lennon and Harrison
appeared with British talk show host David Frost on The Frost Report back
in September 1967. While taking part in a special about Transcendental
Meditation that featured an interview with the Maharishi, the studio audi-
ence was asked to participate in the show. Sanskrit scholar and Cambridge
professor Juan Mascaro, who was present that evening, had written to
Harrison and gave him a copy of a book called Lamps of Fire. It was a reli-
gious text, edited by Mascaro, which included passages of spiritual wisdom
from various religious traditions. On the program, Mascaro asked Harrison
if he might set music to verses from the Tao Te Ching, in particular, a poem
called ‘‘The Inner Light.’’ The lyric concerned the idea of knowing all things
of both earth and heaven without having to literally travel out one’s door.
In the song, Harrison treats the Taoist concept in a contemplative tone.
He recorded the music track, with Indian musicians, while he was in
Bombay doing his film score for the elliptically abstract drama Wonderwall.
(Harrison’s sound track music would be the first solo Beatle album released
later in the year.) Once returning to London, he overdubbed his voice in the
studio over the Indian performance. Rather than preaching The Word to us,
as he did on the otherwise majestic ‘‘Within You Without You,’’ Harrison
expresses how spiritual truth has changed him on ‘‘The Inner Light’’—and
the song is as intimate as a prayer. The music seemingly intoxicates Harri-
son, too, while he speaks of the wonders before him. ‘‘The Inner Light’’
was the first George Harrison composition to appear on a Beatles’ single.
But its inclusion was largely due to Lennon shelving his own latest recording
of a song called ‘‘Across the Universe.’’ Unhappy with his performance,
Lennon left the door open for Harrison’s debut.
As the Beatles headed to India, the key words from ‘‘The Inner Light’’
(‘‘The farther one travels/The less one knows’’) couldn’t have turned out to
be more unwittingly apt. On February 15, 1968, John and George flew out
with Cynthia Lennon, Pattie Harrison and her sister, Jenny. Paul and Ringo
followed a few days later with their partners, Jane Asher and Maureen Star-
key. While both Lennon and Harrison were seeking spiritual answers from
the experience, McCartney took a pragmatic approach. His going to Rishi-
kesh was with the hope that the trip would keep the Beatles together, and
also bring some spiritual happiness to the group. McCartney simply wished
to learn how to meditate. Along with the other guests at the ashram, includ-
ing actress Mia Farrow, her sister Prudence, Beach Boy Mike Love, flautist
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Paul Horn, and folk singer Donovan, they found the atmosphere enraptur-
ing. ‘‘The place was idyllic,’’ said Canadian photographer Paul Saltzman
who took many pictures of the sessions at the ashram, which he later turned
into a photo exhibit and a book. ‘‘It was an extremely relaxed and simple
existence, which is what ashrams are supposed to be about. Everything
was focused on meditation and being at ease. There was no hurry. Life was
full of joy and humor.’’10 Everyone would meditate for about five hours a
day—two hours in the morning and three hours at night. The rest of the time
people attended lectures by the Maharishi and ate vegetarian food at a
communal gathering. Their sleeping quarters were spared with a single
lamp, bed, and dresser. Heat was provided by a steaming bucket of water
that was left just outside the door to the room. In spare moments, the Beatles
relaxed with other guests and played music. Most of the new songs they
performed at the ashram would be included later on The Beatles (aka The
White Album).
Although the surroundings may have appeared serene, the mood grew
less so over the weeks. Contributing to the growing discontent was the
realization that the Maharishi was operating under the notion that
the Beatles would become special emissaries of his cause. ‘‘The purpose of
the course was to become teachers of Transcendental Meditation,’’
explained Beach Boy Mike Love. ‘‘But I remember Paul telling me that
becoming a teacher ‘wasn’t the lads’ cup of tea.’’’11 McCartney had only
planned to spend a month there, while Ringo was considering staying even
less at 10 days (especially since the spicy curries didn’t agree with him).
While Lennon and Harrison wanted to remain, their reasons couldn’t have
been more different. ‘‘John and George both took meditation seriously,’’
recalled Saltzman. ‘‘George seemed to find what he was looking for, in
essence, but John was looking for something in . . .a more adolescent way.
He was looking for ‘The Answer.’ Well, there isn’t ‘The Answer.’ ’’ 12
Lennon was also looking for a way out of his marriage. Each morning, he
would tell Cynthia that he was going out to meditate by himself, but in
truth, he was heading down to the post office to retrieve letters from Yoko
Ono, who was now expressing a deeper interest in getting involved with
him. ‘‘I’m a cloud, watch for me,’’ one postcard would say. So Lennon
would watch the skies for her. But once Paul left in late March, John got
even more restless. Lennon signaled for his friend ‘‘Magic’’ Alex Mardas,
a Greek technical wizard (who would later become a technical catastrophe
for the Beatles), to join him. From the moment Mardas arrived, he started
putting doubts into John’s head about the Maharishi’s holiness. First of
all, he told Lennon that a holy man with a bookmaker was rather suspect.
But he also noticed that the Maharishi was counting on the Beatles’ support
to enable him to reach new converts internationally—including having
them fund and participate in a film about Transcendental Meditation. The
group’s roadie, Mal Evans, also reported that, along with using the Beatles’
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name for publicity, the Maharishi wanted a 25 percent cut of the group’s
earnings on their songs.
All of the Maharishi’s plans though went asunder when Mardas started
dating a woman on the compound who complained that the guru was
making sexual advances toward her. After Mardas told Lennon about the
indiscretion, the Beatle was shocked but not totally convinced. But when
Harrison started expressing some doubts about the guru’s behavior, Lennon
began to make their getaway plans. On April 12, at breakfast, the remaining
Beatles and their partners bid farewell to the stunned Maharishi. When he
asked them why, Lennon told the swami that if he were so cosmic he’d prob-
ably figure out the answer. While the claims of sexual indiscretion had some
doubters (among them being Mike Love and Paul Horn), the simple truth
was that the Beatles were looking for answers that the Maharishi couldn’t
possibly provide. Aside from not recognizing the yogi’s con artistry,
Lennon’s anger was largely due to the Maharishi not being the holy deity
he’d hoped to find. ‘‘It hadn’t seemed very long ago that John Lennon had
declared, casually but catastrophically, that religious disciples were ‘thick
and ordinary,’’’ wrote journalist Mark Paytress in Mojo magazine. ‘‘Now
. . .a stunned world looked on as pop’s reluctant anti-Christs found them-
selves chasing a self-proclaimed guru halfway across the globe in search of
spiritual guidance.’’13 When they failed to get the spiritual sustenance they
sought at the Maharishi’s ashram, the Beatles rushed back into the pop
world of London and regained their role as recording artists. As they
submerged themselves in making what would become an epic album, the
Beatles were about to make another appearance on the big screen.
During the Beatles’ time meditating in India, the film company, King
Features, was contemplating a script for an animated picture featuring the
group. A few years earlier, King Features had already run a TV series of
Beatles cartoons without the band’s participation. Producer Al Brodax had
made a deal with Brian Epstein, after the group appeared on The Ed Sullivan
Show in 1964, for the rights to animate the Beatles on a half-hour TV show
budgeted at $32,000 per season. Since the band wasn’t impressed with the
quality of the animation (which was on par with something like The Flint-
stones), they refused to lend their voices to the series. Nevertheless, the
1965 series went on to be quite popular, running for two seasons and then
syndicated until 1969. After A Hard Day’s Night and Help! the Beatles were
contracted to do a third film for United Artists. But when that movie didn’t
materialize, Brodax saw an opportunity to propose an animated feature to
help fulfill their obligation. Once he set the deal with United Artists, Brodax
began requesting script treatments.
Many writers, including playwrights Joe Orton and Tom Stoppard, were
considered. Author Joseph Heller actually submitted one treatment, but it
was ultimately refused as being too dense for an animated project. One
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playwright though, Lee Minoff (Come Live With Me), came up with an idea
Brodax actually liked. Minoff wrote a story based on the Beatles’ song
‘‘Yellow Submarine.’’ In his outline, he tells the tale of Pepperland, a quaint
music-loving society that is protected and entertained by Sgt. Pepper’s
Lonely Hearts Club Band. When Pepperland is attacked by the music-
hating Blue Meanies, they seal the band inside a music-proof bubble and
turn the citizens into statues (while simultaneously draining the country of
its natural color). As the Meanies are attacking, Pepperland’s Lord Mayor
sends the sailor Old Fred off in his yellow submarine to seek help. Old Fred
goes to the comparatively gray city of Liverpool to collect the Beatles so that
they can help save Pepperland with the power of love. To direct, Brodax
hired George Dunning, who had (along with John Coates) worked on the
Beatles’ cartoon TV series. But in order to improve the quality of the anima-
tion, Dunning hired and supervised over 200 artists, including Czechoslo-
vakian design wonderkind Heinz Edelmann (who gave the film its stylized,
art deco look). Yellow Submarine actually had a number of collaborators.
Author Erich Segal (Love Story), who worked on the screenplay, came up
with the actual name Blue Meanies. A forlorn character named after the
song ‘‘Nowhere Man’’ was actually based on Broadway director Jonathan
Miller, who Minoff felt had ruined his production of Come Live With Me.
The new songs chosen were either outtakes from the Pepper sessions (‘‘Only
a Northern Song’’), Magical Mystery Tour discards (‘‘It’s All Too Much,’’
‘‘All Together Now’’), or the recently unissued ‘‘Hey Bulldog.’’ Other tracks
included ‘‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,’’ ‘‘With a Little Help
From My Friends,’’ ‘‘When I’m 64,’’ and ‘‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’’
from Pepper. The single ‘‘All You Need Is Love’’/‘‘Baby, You’re a Rich
Man’’ was included. From Rubber Soul, they picked ‘‘Nowhere Man’’ and
‘‘Think for Yourself.’’ ‘‘Yellow Submarine’’ and ‘‘Eleanor Rigby’’ were
contributions added from Revolver.
George Harrison’s ‘‘Only a Northern Song’’ is a cacophonous mess. The
title is a double entendre that pokes fun at both Liverpool (which is in the
North of England) and Lennon and McCartney’s publishing company,
Northern Songs. It’s likely that ‘‘Only a Northern Song’’ was rejected from
Sgt. Pepper because of its caustic slam at the publishing arrangements for
the Beatles. As part of the contract, Lennon and McCartney got 30 percent
of whole shares on the music, while Ringo and George only received 1.6 per-
cent each. As far as he was concerned, Harrison was not only continuing to
see his songs rejected, but he was starting to feel like a hired gun in his own
band. Though Harrison is trying to be both clever and funny in ‘‘Only a
Northern Song,’’ the track has such a sour spirit that his humor drowns in
sarcasm. Even though McCartney adds some wild trumpet improvisations,
lending the song some melodic color, ‘‘Only a Northern Song’’ sees things
too much in black and white. ‘‘All Together Now’’ is a pleasant sing-a-
long folk confection performed at the end of Yellow Submarine. McCartney
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agreement. Without their assistance, actors were hired to imitate the band’s
individual voices, while the Beatles limited themselves at the very end to a
live action cameo. As Lennon looks through a telescope, spotting Blue
Meanies in the audience, they counter the villains with ‘‘All Together
Now,’’ which the Beatles certainly weren’t on Yellow Submarine.
In 1967, shortly after recording Sgt. Pepper, John Lennon had an idea of
buying the Greek Islands (one for each Beatle) as their own personal retreat
from the world. Although that dubious plan never came to pass, the group
did start to think about going into business. Without Epstein to run their
affairs, they began to consider doing it for themselves. Immediately after
returning from India, Lennon and McCartney met to consider a concept that
would help aspiring artists get their foot in the door. They devised a com-
pany called Apple, a title that came to McCartney shortly after he purchased
a Magritte painting. While not usually the punster in the band, Paul thought
Apple Corps was a clever concept. (Nobody got the joke.) ‘‘This would be
their Pepperland, built on a foundation of love, fairness, and beauty, with
not a Blue Meanie on the payroll,’’ wrote Steve Turner in The Gospel
according to the Beatles.14 But this bold corporate plan wasn’t guided purely
by altruistic impulses. The Beatles’ accountants had convinced them that if
they set up their own business, they could actually save about three million
pounds in tax per year. Therefore, they set up Apple as both a tax shelter
and a company that could function as a record label for themselves and
other artists unable to get support from other distributors. Apple was offi-
cially registered in April 1967 beginning with the opening of a boutique that
was located on 94 Baker Street. The store would serve as a clothing empo-
rium that handled the current fashions by a Dutch group called the Fool.
But it was the Beatles who ended up looking foolish—even naive—creat-
ing a business when they weren’t really businessmen. Throughout their
career, all they really knew how to be was Beatles. ‘‘The very basic idea of
forming Apple was [to make] business fun,’’ Apple executive Alistair Taylor
explained. ‘‘It would still be a business. Profits had to be made, but not
excessive profits.’’15 But one of Apple’s business liabilities, typical of the
time, was handing out cash to any freaky character with a far-out idea.
The formation of the Apple Foundation for the Arts essentially invited
anyone who believed they had talent to apply for funding. Apple even put
an ad in the newspaper that implored people to send their films, tapes, or
drawings and they wouldn’t get tossed in the wastebasket. One of those idea
men who got funded was none other than ‘‘Magic’’ Alex Mardas. Since
Lennon believed that Mardas was a genius, he acquired funding to build
multitrack studios, levitate houses, and create colored air. ‘‘The thing about
Magic Alex is that he had some interesting ideas,’’ McCartney recalled in
2004. ‘‘He just couldn’t pull any of them off. We didn’t know anything
about physics or engineering. So, when this guy starts talking about how
he’s invented musical wallpaper—‘loudpaper’—I think it was going to be
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called—we sort of went along with it. ‘Yeah, mate, why not? Off you go,
here’s a load of money.’’’16
Needless to say, the Apple office was deluged with every kind of artistic
manifesto, but few people were worthy of consideration, let alone cash. While
Apple was entertaining numerous freaks and charlatans, all hoping to have
their dreams fulfilled, others in the office were having their own free-for-all.
Along with stereos being stolen, office boys were hauling off even the lead pipes
from the roof. The boutique was quickly becoming a shoplifter’s paradise.
Soon they were even getting visits from questionable guests. When Harrison
was in the Haight, he had invited the Hells Angels to drop in if they were ever
in England. One morning, taking Harrison up on his offer, the bikers (complete
with their 17 Harley Davidsons) showed up at Heathrow Airport and headed
to No. 3 Saville Row—just as Apple was having a Christmas party for some
children. When they arrived, they immediately devoured the turkey while
trampling kids in the process. ‘‘They proceeded to ruin the kids’ party—and
then we couldn’t get rid of them,’’ Ringo remembered. ‘‘They wouldn’t leave
and we had baliffs and everything to try and get them out. It was miserable
and everyone was terrified, including the grown-ups.’’ 17 As for Harrison,
the Angels’ reluctant host, he was nowhere in sight. ‘‘I didn’t go because I knew
there was going to be trouble,’’ Harrison remarked. ‘‘I just heard it was terrible
and how everybody got beat up.’’18
Nevertheless, despite the headaches, the label did sign many interesting
artists like James Taylor, the pop group Badfinger, Jackie Lomax, and Mary
Hopkin. The model Twiggy had drawn McCartney’s attention to the
18-year-old Hopkin on Opportunity Knocks, a talent-spotting TV show, in
May 1968. He quite liked Hopkin’s voice and one day invited her to the
recording studio. Two years earlier in a nightclub, McCartney had heard this
nostalgic folk song called ‘‘Those Were the Days,’’ and he couldn’t get the
melody out of his head. For months afterward, he tried to get others to record
the song, figuring it would be an instant hit, but no one seemed interested. One
group he suggested it to was the Moody Blues, but they were now writing
cosmic rock. So he finally offered it to Hopkin, who did turn it into a #1 song
in the United Kingdom. ‘‘Apple was a big learning curve for me,’’ McCartney
explained. ‘‘I learnt that, if you’re going to be connected with anything like a
business, it’s got to have accountants and people who watch what happens.
And it’s probably not a good idea to get in a load of Hells Angels to do
the job.’’19
Later in 1968, McCartney pushed Apple to move into areas other than
music, like film, television, and experimental music through a subsidiary
label called Zapple. ‘‘The assumption behind Apple was one that had been
implicit in the Beatles’ outlook,’’ wrote Steve Turner in The Gospel accord-
ing to the Beatles. ‘‘It was the belief that people are essentially good and if
allowed complete freedom of behavior and imagination will behave honor-
ably and flourish creatively.’’20 But since the band had no experience in
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running a business, calamity ensued instead. ‘‘You can’t imagine what it was
like,’’ Alistair Taylor explained. ‘‘Paul would come in and say something
and then John would come in an hour later and completely change it. Then
we went through a period when we weren’t allowed to do anything until
someone had thrown the I Ching.’’21 The company image of the unbitten
green apple may have represented a return to a state of innocence out of
the Garden of Eden. But the Beatles, besides being out of touch with the
world, were also out of touch with the basics of human nature. The
onslaught of proposals—the bad ones and good ones—had completely over-
whelmed their staff and left Apple in tatters. But Apple wasn’t the only thing
in tatters. After the experience in India had failed to bring the Beatles
together, they began to fracture while preparing for their new record. For
the first time, the group showed signs of feeding off all the friendship and
goodwill they had gathered from those years together on the road. And that
August, John Lennon had divorced Cynthia to begin his long, torrid
romance with Yoko Ono. Besides being the end of his marriage, it turned
out to be the beginning of his separation from the Beatles.
In the early days of 1968, everywhere you looked, idealism was being put
to the test. The Soviet Union had brought a totalitarian chill to the Prague
Spring after they invaded Czechoslovakia. The assassination of Martin
Luther King in April was followed two months later by the shooting death
of Democratic presidential candidate Robert Kennedy. Student upheavals
in Paris against the Gaullist government were matched by riots in the United
States over the escalation of the Vietnam War. During their various world
tours, Lennon had wanted the Beatles to have more freedom to comment
on the political tumult surrounding the group, but Epstein, fearing public
reaction, steered Lennon against it. But with Epstein now dead, Lennon
knew that there was no one around now to stop him. He immediately went
to work on completing a song he first started composing in India. ‘‘Revolu-
tion’’ was written in response to the various left-wing organizations that
were vying for the Beatles’ support for violent revolution. But instead of
throwing his hat into the ring, he composed a stern riposte against violence
that would create a huge backlash against the group from certain antiwar
activists who had counted on the Beatles for support.
At the time Lennon wrote his song, the peaceful struggle against injustice,
whose values were seeped in the nonviolent activism of Martin Luther King,
had been quickly evolving into forms of violent resistance. There was also
something dangerously ideological about the insurgencies now developing
in democratic nations. ‘‘It was not till Mao Zedong launched his Cultural
Revolution in 1966 that the European Left found a faith to replace the one
shattered by Khrushchev’s exposure of Stalin in 1956,’’ Ian MacDonald
observed in Revolution in the Head.22 McDonald goes on to say that the
attraction to the Chinese Cultural Revolution, which was brutally repressive
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(and served as a mere warm-up for what would take place in 1989 at
Tiananmen Square), happened because it ‘‘eliminated the preparatory
phases of Lenin’s model, positing a direct leap to the Communist millennium
which would expunge all class distinctions at a stroke.’’23 Before long, join-
ing their European comrades, the ideologues of the West would make their
own break with history. ‘‘All that remained was to take to the streets and
‘tear down the walls.’’’24 While Lennon didn’t believe in tearing down the
walls, he made sure his song blasted the eardrums. One of Lennon’s cleverest
strokes in ‘‘Revolution’’ was to play the loudest form of rock ’n’ roll, the
very quality that made it a revolutionary art form, in order to put across
what many claimed was an antirevolutionary message. The song, though,
didn’t begin that way.
While recording their new album in late May, Lennon had done a slower,
doo-wop version of the song that he wished to see out as the Beatles’ next sin-
gle. McCartney though found it too slow and said that it wasn’t commercial
enough. (That version would show up on The Beatles as ‘‘Revolution 1.’’)
Bristling from McCartney’s rejection, Lennon became determined to remake
the track as both commercial and fast. What he came up with was a highly
distorted and gritty guitar arrangement that changed the entire character of
the song. Lennon plugged his guitar directly into the recording console that
overloaded the channel and created the massive distortion that would earn
‘‘Revolution’’ its spot as the B-side of ‘‘Hey Jude.’’ In the earlier version,
Lennon had also expressed some ambivalence about his position on the sub-
ject of revolution when he would sing, ‘‘you can count me out/in.’’ On the
single, though, he plainly says count him out. ‘‘The lyrics stand today,’’
Lennon stated flatly in 1980 shortly before he died. ‘‘They’re still my feeling
about politics. I want to see the plan.’’25 In the seventies, though, Lennon
ended up seduced by the same attitudes he had derided in 1968. But in that
post-Beatle era, the dream Lennon had once spearheaded had died with his
group. In his continued search for Nowhere Land, he threw in his lot behind
former Yippies Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman. By 1980, however, he
clearly recognized the mistake he made. ‘‘What I said in ‘Revolution’—in
all the versions—is change your head.’’26 No doubt Lennon knew instinc-
tively that the ideals he first put forth in ‘‘There’s a Place’’ had never prom-
ised us a better kingdom on earth, or in heaven, but rather a revolution in
the mind. ‘‘Even the blunt nature of his dire agitprop work . . .was itself the
display of an artistic stance promoting the direct expression of utilitarian
ideals,’’ music critic Walter Everett said about Lennon’s political ideals.27
However, the reaction from the counterculture was not so generous
toward Lennon. In Jon Weiner’s book Come Together: John Lennon in His
Time, he lists a number of damning quotes from counterculture publica-
tions. Rock critic Jon Landau in Rolling Stone said: ‘‘Hubert Humphrey
couldn’t have said it better.’’ Robert Christgau, in The Village Voice, called
for a nuanced response from critics while simultaneously denying one for
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rebellious attitude. At the end, Jagger may sing about his desire to kill the
King, and rail at all his servants, but revolution is just a notion in his head.
He dreams of being a street fighting man, but he knows that he’s just a singer
left observing the battle raging around him. The disappointment for radicals
lay with their belief that the Beatles were supposed to be on their side.
In their mind, their music was supposed to change the world. Whereas
Lennon felt that the Beatles’ music existed to free your mind. As radicals
sought to have the band join them at the vanguard of the struggle, Lennon
preferred to map out a world of possibilities beyond the institutions and
bureaucracies that the extremists wished to obliterate. To paraphrase Pete
Townshend in ‘‘Won’t Get Fooled Again,’’ Lennon understood that the
new boss would be just like the old boss.
Not all of the left, though, was critical of ‘‘Revolution.’’ The SDS (Students
for a Democratic Society) newspaper at Cornell University actually praised
Lennon’s pacifism. ‘‘You can argue about the effectiveness of non-violence
as a tactic, but it would be absurd to claim that it is a conservative notion. . .,’’
the paper stated.29 Not surprisingly, some conservatives did speak out in
favor of the song. William F. Buckley praised ‘‘Revolution’’ in his syndicated
column and found himself being attacked by the ultraright John Birch Society.
According to the Birchers, Lennon was no better than Lenin. They thought he
was towing the Moscow line against left-wing infantilism rather than actually
being antirevolutionary. The only flaw with ‘‘Revolution’’ was essentially in
its explicitness—its need to tell us what to think. ‘‘Hey Jude,’’ on the other
hand, was the song that Czech citizens sang while vainly attempting to block
Russian tanks that very summer. McCartney’s epic masterpiece
provided a passionate appraisal of loss while simultaneously transcending
the pain that loss can cause. Along with being the most successful Beatles’
single ever released, selling well over five million copies, ‘‘Hey Jude’’ (which
borrows its melody from the Drifters’ ‘‘Save the Last Dance For Me’’) is a
deeply considered song about the reconciliation of grief.
McCartney had composed ‘‘Hey Jude’’ during the period that the Lennons
were divorcing. As John was taking up with Yoko, Paul’s concern was for
the emotional welfare of his five-year-old son Julian. One day, while driving
to Weybridge to visit Cynthia and Julian, McCartney started singing a
melody with the words ‘‘Hey Julian.’’ Later, as he drove home, he started
changing the lyrics from Julian to Jules, then later to Jude because he remem-
bered liking the name Jud, a character in Rodgers and Hammerstein’s 1943
musical Oklahoma! While Julian may have inspired the song, ‘‘Hey Jude’’
also foreshadows the ultimate end of the Beatles. McCartney brings a whole
new depth to his performance of the track. He sings it with as much a sense
of profound grief as he does with the hope that better tidings will come.
When the song reaches the climax, with the orchestra soaring and the chorus
chanting ‘‘na-na-na-na, hey Jude,’’ McCartney ardently scats and shouts his
way to the slow fade-out. But his shouts here aren’t the celebratory, rousing
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screams of a young man finding his freedom, as he did in ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’
or ‘‘I’m Down.’’ McCartney’s cries in ‘‘Hey Jude’’ are filled with a release
from pain. They are the cries of possibilities lost, but possibilities still hoping
to be found. Perhaps it’s that inherent sense of loss indelibly woven into the
fabric of the song that touched Czech nationals. They took ‘‘Hey Jude’’ to
their heart as a song that best expressed their fading pride during the demise
of the brief freedom of the Prague Spring.
In 1980, Lennon made the rather provocative argument that the song was
unconsciously addressed to him, rather than his son, and (for John) it
revealed more about McCartney’s torn emotions surrounding their faltering
partnership. ‘‘If you think about it, Yoko’s just come into the picture,’’
Lennon remarked. ‘‘He’s saying: ‘Hey Jude—hey, John.’. . .The words ‘go
out and get her’—subconsciously he was saying, ‘Go ahead, leave me.’ But
on a conscious level, he didn’t want me to go ahead. The angel inside him
was saying ‘Bless you.’ The devil in him didn’t like it at all, because he didn’t
want to lose his partner.’’30 It’s a fascinating interpretation that Lennon
makes here. After all, McCartney took the name Jud from Oklahoma! a
musical that is essentially about a love triangle. It tells the story of a cowboy,
Curly McLain, who romances a farm girl named Laurey Williams, while Jud
Fry, the farmhand, threatens their love affair. The musical essentially
follows the tension created by this conflict. Given that the presence of Yoko
Ono in John Lennon’s life created a triangle between McCartney, Lennon,
and Ono, one that would ultimately spell the end of the Beatles, his choice
of Jude couldn’t have been more fitting. Despite the growing tensions
between them, however, it was a testament to both Lennon and McCart-
ney’s mutual trust that when it came to their art, they would always come
to the other’s aid. Lennon was instrumental in assuring McCartney of the
one lyric he was planning to omit. ‘‘I had the line, ‘The movement you need
is on your shoulder,’ which doesn’t make literal sense,’’ McCartney told
Johnny Black in Mojo. ‘‘I said, ‘I’ll change that.’ John said, ‘You won’t.
That’s my favorite line.’ Because it works in its own way. If anyone else
had said that, I might not have listened. We could insist that one of us trust
the judgment of the other. We trusted each other enough.’’31
‘‘Hey Jude’’ was the Beatles’ longest single clocking in at 7:11, but it
wasn’t the longest single. That honor belonged to Richard Harris’ version
of Jimmy Webb’s overwrought ‘‘MacArthur’s Park’’ (7:20) from earlier in
May. George Martin was actually concerned about the length of ‘‘Hey
Jude,’’ but the Beatles refused to shorten it. When Martin told them that
DJs wouldn’t play it, Lennon told him they would if they knew it was the
Beatles. Oddly enough, McCartney didn’t plan on the song’s extended
conclusion, but he just kept getting carried away with the ad-libbing.
According to Walter Everett, the ending was likely influenced by the Maha-
rishi as a ‘‘wordless four-minute mantra with a grandeur that seems to
suggest that given the proper understanding and encouragement, Jude has
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found his courage and moves on with grace and dignity.’’32 After Martin
had recorded the orchestra to provide the overdubbing in the coda, he asked
if they wanted to overdub their voices joining in the chant. While one of the
string players expressed indignation at being asked and informed Martin
that he wasn’t a session singer and bolted, the rest stayed and—session sing-
ers or not—they received overtime pay. But the more consequential spat on
‘‘Hey Jude’’ occurred between McCartney and Harrison. As Paul first sang
the verses of the song, George answered each one with a guitar line parroting
McCartney. Frustrated over many issues, including having to run the band
in the emotional absence of Lennon, McCartney barked at Harrison to come
in on the second chorus. But Harrison was fed up feeling like a sideman to
Paul and shot back for Paul to essentially go fuck himself. By the time of
‘‘Hey Jude,’’ the Beatles were no longer collaborating equally to create great
music. Each member simply staked out his own territory and then demanded
the others to back him up. Somewhat ironically, Harrison would base his
1971 track ‘‘Isn’t It a Pity,’’ a song that addressed his aggravating problems
with McCartney, on ‘‘Hey Jude.’’ ‘‘Hey Jude’’ may have been a powerful
reconciliation song, but it couldn’t heal what ailed the Beatles.
had his parole revoked and he found himself back in prison in San Pedro,
California. Before he was released in September 1958, Rosalie received a
decree of divorce from her incarcerated hubby. Within a few months, Man-
son was back on the street and pimping a 16-year-old girl. He would marry
another young woman with a record for prostitution and moved to New
Mexico to continue his dubious career choice. When one of his hookers
was arrested, Manson was brought back to Los Angeles for violation of
his parole and for trying to forge a check. He was then ordered to serve a
10-year sentence at McNeil Island.
Noted by psychiatrists as both a psychopath and a supreme narcissist,
Manson might have remained an anonymous chronic criminal doing
continuous hard time had it not been for his cellmate: Alvin ‘‘Creepy’’
Karpis. Sharing a cell with Karpis, once one of the FBI’s Most Wanted
Criminals when he ran with the Ma Barker gang in the thirties, Manson
learned to play guitar from the career criminal. According to the famous
bank robber, when Beatlemania hit in 1964, Charles Manson saw himself
as the next incarnation of the Beatles. ‘‘It’s quite possibly he saw as deeply
into the potential of the Beatles phenomenon as anyone, far deeper than
any objective newsman or social commentator, and knew that a universe
of potentials, dormant the day before, had now come to trembling life,’’
explained Devin McKinney in Magic Circles. ‘‘[It was a] chance to make a
mark on his time, to influence mass consciousness. His time to go insane.’’33
When Manson was released from prison in March 1967, the Beatles had
retired from public performances and he saw it as the perfect moment to head
back to Los Angeles to fulfill his dream. First, he made his way to Berkeley to
play guitar on campus and wooed with song and charm a librarian named
Mary Brunner, his first groupie. During the Summer of Love, Manson headed
to Haight-Ashbury to gather followers that he would ultimately lead to the
desert. After traveling by bus, like Ken Kesey’s Merry Pranksters, or perhaps
even like the Beatles in Magical Mystery Tour, Manson toured up the Cali-
fornia coast nabbing young disciples like Susan Atkins, Bruce Davis, Patricia
Krenwinkle, and musician Bobby Beausoleil, who were all cast-outs from
middle-class homes. Manson’s group moved into a two-story house in
Canoga Park outside of Los Angeles in January 1969. They painted their
house yellow and Manson would call it the ‘‘Yellow Submarine.’’ It was in
this fairyland residence in a white middle-class suburb that he began his rant
about a race-war apocalypse where blacks from Watts would kill ‘‘the rich
white piggies in Beverly Hills’’ until whites would retaliate. He told them that
he heard it all on this new Beatles’ record, an album everyone was calling the
White Album.
In 1968, the divisiveness within the Beatles, their absence from the stage,
and the powerful aura they continued to project had begun to spark a differ-
ent reaction in the counterculture from the early euphoria of Beatlemania.
If the Beatles could dream up an imaginary ideal audience to take home with
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them on Sgt. Pepper, why couldn’t their audience also dream up imaginary
Beatles? But the fans’ dreams were nowhere near as benign as the Beatles’
own versions of them. When their new album had reached the public air-
waves toward the end of 1968, it sparked an alternate history of the group.
If Manson heard the Beatles as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, there
were other listeners who heard clues about deaths, cover-ups, and decep-
tions. The cover of the album to be known simply as The Beatles may have
been white, but the cryptic influence it had and the troubled circumstances
surrounding its creation were indeed very dark. The Beatles was their first
group album on Apple Records and they began recording it between late
May and early October 1968. Pretty much all the material had its roots in
the Maharishi’s ashram back in February. Just before the revelations of the
yogi’s indiscretions sent the Beatles packing, the environment was actually
bringing them much calm, due to lack of drugs and other distractions. They
found themselves in a languid period of prolific creativity. In fact, they had
written so many songs there that they had begun contemplating it as a
double-album. In May, Lennon and McCartney came to George Harrison’s
house in Esher to record demos of 23 songs they were considering for this
new record. By the end of the month, they started recording at Abbey Road
with some additional sessions at Trident Studios. The Maharishi Yogi once
said, ‘‘Don’t fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear.’’
On The Beatles, the group brought both darkness and light.
The Beatles reflects most strongly the disillusionment growing within the
group, as well as the violent upheaval happening in the world. For example,
the pure fun of the opening track, ‘‘Back in the U.S.S.R.,’’ couldn’t be sepa-
rated from the grimness of the Soviet tanks rolling through Czechoslovakia
earlier in the year. The splendid R&B doo-wop parody of ‘‘Happiness is a
Warm Gun’’ couldn’t be removed from the horrific assassinations of Martin
Luther King Jr. and Robert Kennedy, or for that matter, Valerie Solanas’
attempted murder of artist Andy Warhol. ‘‘Revolution 1 & 9’’ was intrinsi-
cally linked to the violent student upheavals in Paris and the United States.
‘‘Savoy Truffle’’ might seem a trifling Harrison track about Eric Clapton’s
obsession with chocolates, but the song is about tooth decay and the pos-
sibility of having one’s teeth yanked out. ‘‘Piggies’’ joked about the pam-
pered bourgeois clutching their forks and knives, but the Manson clan
would take up those same carving blades to kill some of the Hollywood
bourgeoisie within the next year. How can one today hear ‘‘Yer Blues,’’
where Lennon cries out for the release of death and hanging up his rock ’n’
roll, when he’d get his wish 12 years later? As diversely joyful as many of
the songs were, they couldn’t escape their shadow sides.
It’s not surprising that The Beatles had cast such a dark shadow and had
inspired so many sinister fantasies when it was recorded in such an acrimo-
nious atmosphere. First of all, Yoko Ono was by Lennon’s side throughout
the recording. Her presence undermined the professionalism of the group
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dynamic in the studio. ‘‘It was uncomfortable because she was the first one
to break the stronghold,’’ recalled George Martin. ‘‘Here you had a castle
of four corners. Even I wasn’t a part of that. And they were impregnable;
the four of them together were bigger than any individual parts. Then Yoko
comes in and one corner is exposed.’’34 Besides breaking that inner circle,
she also offered unsolicited advice on the quality of the recordings. For
instance, during a playback of Lennon’s ‘‘Sexy Sadie,’’ she told McCartney
that she thought the band could have played better. With Yoko driving a
wedge between Lennon and McCartney, Paul started controlling the
sessions to the degree that during ‘‘Back in the U.S.S.R.,’’ he took over the
drums when he decided that Ringo wasn’t doing what he asked. Angry and
hurt, Ringo quit the group until he got enticed back for a filmed promo
12 days after the recording.
One day saw Lennon complaining that they were working too long (five
days) on McCartney’s ska-driven ‘‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da,’’ while on another,
McCartney was fed up with Lennon’s week-long recording of the avant-
garde ‘‘Revolution 9,’’ a piece he didn’t even care to see included on the
album. Since nobody cared for McCartney’s ballad ‘‘Blackbird,’’ he did it
himself. A few months later, when he was ready to tape his blues-driven
‘‘Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?’’ he didn’t even bother to ask anyone to
join him. As for Harrison, he was miserable throughout the sessions. After
his spat with McCartney during the recording of ‘‘Hey Jude,’’ he wrote the
sarcastic ‘‘Not Guilty’’ in angry response for being such a bother. In the song,
he slammed his mates for not letting him have a more equal role in the song-
writing chores. But he was also still bitter over the group’s total rejection of
the Maharishi. Apparently, Harrison believed that the rest of the group
blamed him for being scammed by the yogi. ‘‘Not Guilty’’ was dropped after
an astonishing one hundred takes, so Harrison decided to play hooky when
McCartney came to record ‘‘I Will.’’ The bickering had become so vicious
that it even spilled into the control room where engineer Geoff Emerick had
been growing more and more distressed with the daily bouts of mean-
spiritedness. So when McCartney turned on George Martin during one
session, Emerick decided that he had enough and quit. Engineer Ken Scott
took over for the remainder of the recording sessions. Martin would also
soon take a spontaneous ‘‘vacation’’ from the record when the bickering
continued to disrupt production. Chris Thomas, who within a few years
would produce Roxy Music and Procol Harum, stepped in to helm the storm.
Despite the turbulence recording it, The Beatles still has a rich diversity
of musical pleasures. The record opens with the fade-in sound of a Pan Am
101 flight immediately invoking the anticipation of the plane that first
brought the Beatles to America in 1964. But while the opening chords of
‘‘Back in U.S.S.R.’’ echo the American rhythms of both Chuck Berry and
the Beach Boys, the plane is actually arriving in the Soviet Union. Written
by McCartney in Rishikesh, the title was partially influenced by a comment
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of their obsessions. The title ‘‘Glass Onion’’ was the original name John
wanted for the Apple band, the Iveys, who would instead become Badfinger.
This hodgepodge of song associations, which references a number of Beatle
tunes like ‘‘Strawberry Fields Forever,’’ ‘‘The Fool on the Hill,’’ ‘‘Lady
Madonna,’’ ‘‘I Am the Walrus,’’ and ‘‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,’’ puts
down those who seek to find any substantial meaning in their lyrics. Steve
Turner describes ‘‘Glass Onion’’ as ‘‘a playful response’’37 to those who try
to go deeper into the Beatles’ material. Critic Ian MacDonald, more accu-
rately, sees darker repercussions here. ‘‘As prominent advocates of the
free-associating state of mind, the Beatles attracted more crackpot fixations
than anyone apart from Dylan,’’ he wrote in Revolution in the Head.
‘‘While, at the time, they may have seemed enough like harmless fun
for Lennon to make them the subject of the present sneeringly sarcastic song,
in the end they returned to kill him.’’ 38 Lennon failed to consider that
his ambivalence about being a Beatle would ultimately have tragic rami-
fications. Since he had made himself the point man for Beatles’ fans’
most utopian longings, he didn’t recognize that making fun of their
fetishes would sew the seeds of betrayal assassin Mark Chapman would
act upon.
McCartney’s ‘‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’’ is a ska piece based on an African
phrase for ‘‘life goes on.’’ Nigerian conga player Jimmy Scott, a stylist with
dark glasses and African clothes, first uttered it to Paul in the Urhobo
language that is used by the Warri people in the midwest region of Nigeria.
McCartney had first met Scott, who came to England in the fifties, at the
Bag O’Nails nightclub in Soho, London. Scott had already played with
Georgie Fame, backed Stevie Wonder, and made a memorable guest appear-
ance on the percussive opening of the Rolling Stones’ ‘‘Sympathy for the
Devil’’ on Beggar’s Banquet (1968). Scott ultimately created his own
Ob-la-da Band where, in concert, he would shout out, ‘‘Ob la di,’’ and the
crowd would cry, ‘‘Ob la da,’’ and he would answer back with, ‘‘Life goes
on.’’ Scott, who would die from pneumonia in 1986, also played the congas
on the Beatles’ track. But he was somewhat miffed with McCartney when it
eventually came out because he felt that he deserved some of the royalties.
Paul defended his decision not to pay Scott saying that it was only a phrase
and Scott didn’t cowrite the song.
But the Beatles had their own frustrations with the tune. Fortunately
‘‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’s’’ driving piano melody ended up partly inspired
by Lennon’s dislike of the composition. ‘‘Paul came along with this kind of
ska thing and John actually wasn’t in the studio,’’ George Martin recalled.
‘‘We got the thing more or less together, but we were having a bit of diffi-
culty with it. Then John came in, slightly stoned, and said, ‘What’s this rub-
bish you’re doing?’ He went over to the barrelhouse piano and said, ‘Right
then. Here we go. One, two, three, four, da da da da da dum dum dum.’
It was a corny introduction, but it worked.’’39
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The song is about Desmond and Molly, two members of a musical group,
who fall in love and eventually marry and have kids. The name Desmond
was thought to be a tribute to ska artist Desmond Dekker (‘‘The Israelites’’).
McCartney made a lyrical error, though, when he said that Desmond,
instead of Molly, ‘‘stayed home and did his pretty face.’’ The band liked
the sexual ambiguity, however, and the lyric stood. While most of
the Beatles accepted the song, Lennon continued to hate it (no doubt because
the idea of life-going-on-la-di-dah would hardly appeal to him). The tune
drew a line of demarcation between him and Lennon that mirrored the divi-
siveness growing within the band. McCartney’s stance against Lennon here
was defensive, pushing the song on the group, as Lennon had been pushing
Yoko on the Beatles. When the band gathered, though, to record the
harmony vocals, the tensions had magically drifted away. Geoff Emerick,
who would leave The Beatles sessions after recording this song, recalled
the way the bickering dissipated once the band had found the underlying
harmony in their music:
That’s all it took for them to suspend their petty disagreements; for
those few moments, they would clown around and act silly again, like
they did when they were kids, just starting out. Then as soon as they’d
take the cans off, they’d go back to hating each other. It was very
odd—it was almost as if having the headphones on and hearing that
echo put them in a dreamlike state.40
Although Paul’s desire to see the track as a single never came to be because
of Lennon’s objection, the Scottish band Marmalade took it to #1 in the U.K.
charts for two weeks. The track would also inspire the Happy Mondays’
song ‘‘Desmond,’’ included on their 1987 debut album, which many thought
plagiarized ‘‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.’’ The resemblance was indeed pretty
strong. Their album was even withdrawn because of complaints from Apple.
When it was finally rereleased, ‘‘Desmond’’ was no longer on the CD. ‘‘Well,
we gave the game away calling it ‘Desmond,’’’ recalls leader singer Shaun
Ryder. 41 When the song ‘‘Lazyitis,’’ which had a strong resemblance to
‘‘Ticket to Ride,’’ turned up on their Bummed album in 1988, Ryder smartly
covered himself. ‘‘We eventually had to give the credits to David Essex, Sly
Stone, Lennon & McCartney, and the fuckin’ Wombies, I think.’’42
‘‘Wild Honey Pie’’ was the type of abstract, experimental pop McCartney
would do later on his first solo album. Paul originally improvised it as a
group sing-a-long in Rishikesh, but on The Beatles it’s nothing more than a
deliberate piece of gibberish featuring Paul singing ‘‘honey pie’’ over a guitar
vibrato as a harpsichord appears to quote the theme from The Addams
Family TV show. ‘‘Wild Honey Pie’’ sets out to deliberately mock the
smooth and harmonious pop stylings of the Beatles. Days earlier, Lennon
had already done much the same thing with his own longer experimental
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pastiche called ‘‘What’s the New Mary Jane?’’ which McCartney vetoed.
(The song would eventually turn up on Anthology 3.) Maybe the rest of
the group was uncertain about including this brief bit of nonsense on The
Beatles, but Pattie Boyd loved ‘‘Wild Honey Pie’’ so it was ultimately
included. ‘‘The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill’’ was composed by
Lennon at Rishikesh adapting a melody based on Mack Gordon and Harry
Revel’s ‘‘Stay as Sweet as You Are,’’ which he first heard in Norman Taur-
og’s 1934 film College Rhythm. Significantly enough, the movie is about
how an All-American football star (Jack Oakie) suddenly, upon graduation,
finds himself out of favor and unemployed.
‘‘The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill’’ is another sing-a-long ballad
that draws allusions to William Frederick Cody (Buffalo Bill), the American
cowboy showman in the late 1800s. It’s also based on Richard Cooke III,
whose mother, Nancy, was on the Maharishi’s retreat with the Beatles at
the ashram. Cooke was an American college graduate, a preppy with a crew
cut, who visited Rishikesh to see his mother—but also ended up meeting the
Beatles. The caustic Lennon didn’t take too kindly to what he called in the
song this ‘‘all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother’s son.’’ ‘‘Bungalow
Bill’’ tells the story of a tiger hunt expedition that was organized by a Texan
hunter, where Cooke and his mother traveled three hours by elephant to
take part. While hiding in a traditional marsh, they awaited the tiger. When
it crossed their sights, Cooke shot it through the ear. When they arrived back
at the ashram, Cooke started to feel some guilt about the hunt and, along
with his mother, had a meeting with the Maharishi (coincidently with Len-
non and McCartney in attendance). The yogi was naturally upset, but
Cooke told him that he’d never again kill another animal. When Cooke
was asked by the Maharishi about what he would do if he’d ever have the
desire to kill another animal, Lennon questioned Cooke’s sincerity. Cooke
told Lennon that, in this case, it was either the tiger or them. But Lennon felt
the whole expedition was foolhardy.43 Given the macho bravado of Cooke’s
actions, it’s likely no accident that Lennon provides a melody in the chorus
that echoes the antiwar protesters who’d been chanting, ‘‘Hey, Hey LBJ,
how many children did you kill today?’’
‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’’ is George Harrison’s sad lament for a
group that he felt had lost its power to love. The title came from a toss of I
Ching coins leading him to the phrase ‘‘gently weeps.’’ Harrison had begun
recording the song in July 1968, but the other Beatles weren’t that interested
when they heard his acoustic demo (which has since been released on both
Anthology 3 and Love). After writing a larger rock band arrangement for the
song, the Beatles recorded over 14 takes, from dusk to dawn, on August 16.
But the other band members still wouldn’t warm up to the track. Lennon and
McCartney had brought little enthusiasm to many of his compositions, so Har-
rison (in utter frustration) sent out for his new friend, guitarist Eric Clapton, to
take part in the production. He figured by bringing in this blues guitar virtuoso
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from Cream, he might just wake up his partners. Clapton was, however,
initially reluctant to play on a Beatles’ song, especially since the group rarely
went looking for outsiders to perform with them. But Harrison ultimately con-
vinced him that this would spark some interest in the track from the rest of the
group. ‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’’ did indeed inspire the group, in fact,
because this doleful anthem would eventually turn into an FM rock classic.
Although the tune expresses a fair dollop of self-pity, Clapton’s mournful notes
lend a graceful majesty to the song. Since Clapton’s guitar solo didn’t have the
trademark Beatles’ sound, though, the engineers had to electronically process it
through ADT (automatic double tracking) to wobble its pitch. ADT was an
electronic system for double tracking by which you could link tape recorders
and create an instant simultaneous duplication of sound to capture on tape.
This process allowed the engineers to alter Clapton’s trademark sound so that
it sounded more like Harrison’s guitar gently weeping.
‘‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’’ is a cleverly constructed Lennon pastiche of
the history of rock ’n’ roll. The title comes from a parody of the ‘‘Happiness
is a warm puppy’’ bromide in a Peanuts comic that was featured in an
American gun magazine. The magazine inserted the line, ‘‘Happiness is a
warm gun.’’ George Martin brought the magazine to Lennon’s attention
shortly after Robert Kennedy was assassinated. The song breaks down into
three parts. The first section, a ballad, was inspired by an acid trip that Len-
non took with Derek Taylor, his friend Pete Shotten, and road manager Neil
Aspinall. Having started this new song, Lennon was looking for some
phrases to help him finish it. He asked them to give him comments that best
defined a really smart girl. Taylor replied, ‘‘She’s not a girl who misses
much.’’ The line ‘‘she’s well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand’’
came from a discussion Taylor and his wife had at a bar in the Isle of Man
with a man with a predilection for moleskin gloves. According to Taylor,
the ‘‘multi-colored mirrors’’ reference came from a newspaper story about
a soccer fan in Manchester City who had been arrested by the police because
he had mirrors placed on his shoe tops to look up women’s skirts. The lyric,
‘‘lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime,’’ was
inspired by this shoplifter who wore a cloak with plastic hands. He would
rest them on the shop counter while his real hands would pocket items.
The second section of the song shifted from a lyrical, impressionistic
observation into a heavy rock arrangement. ‘‘Happiness’’ was partly based
on Lennon’s relationship with Yoko (whom he called Mother Superior),
but it was also about his addiction to heroin (‘‘I need a fix ’cause I’m going
down’’). This part of the tune gets presented in a slow dirge that he would
also provide for his later heroin song ‘‘Cold Turkey.’’ The third section,
which drew upon a favorite R&B doo-wop song by Rosie and the Originals
called ‘‘Give Me Love,’’ features Lennon using gun imagery as a form of
sexual innuendo. Besides the sly humor of the ‘‘bang-bang, shoot-shoot’’
chorus, the song has an eerie prescience in light of Lennon’s murder by that
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very same weapon. ‘‘[‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’] juxtaposes [the] past with
[the] present and finds horror in the contrast,’’ wrote Devin McKinney in
Magic Circles.44 Like ‘‘Not Guilty,’’ ‘‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’’ would
also be completed in over one hundred takes—but the effort here reaped
better rewards. ‘‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’’ is one of Lennon’s most intri-
cately imaginative rock songs.
‘‘Martha My Dear’’ was titled for McCartney’s two-year-old English
sheep dog, but the theme is succinctly summed up by Steve Turner as ‘‘a plea
to a girl who has always been the singer’s muse: he asks her to remember him
because he still believes that they were meant for each other.’’45 Although
Paul claims that this quaintly pretty song, which he based on an exercise he
used to teach himself the piano, is literally about his canine friend. Turner
believes the song was his sweet farewell to Jane Asher. Asher had broken
off their engagement when she found McCartney having an affair with an
Apple employee. So Paul’s new romantic muse was an American photogra-
pher named Linda Eastman, who he met in May 1967 at a Georgie Fame
concert at London’s Bag O’Nails club. Since Eastman was on assignment
taking pictures of some of England’s top rock acts, they found time to get
together again at a Procol Harum concert at the Speakeasy. After attending
a launch party for Sgt. Pepper, she went back to New York. But in May
1968, they hooked up in the Big Apple when he and John went to announce
the formation of Apple Corps. During the recording of The Beatles, Paul
invited Linda back to London where they finally started to date.
Lennon wrote ‘‘I’m So Tired’’ in response to the long lecture sessions with
the Maharishi that left him with insomnia. But the track is also about his
growing fixation on Yoko, with whom he was just beginning to entertain
having an affair. Recorded at 3 a.m., Lennon sounds like he’s carrying not
only the weight of sleeplessness but the burden of years of rock ’n’ rolling
as well. By the time of The Beatles, Lennon was starting to strip away the
melismatic style in his voice that made it such a pleasure to hear him sing
‘‘This Boy,’’ ‘‘Eight Days a Week,’’ ‘‘Any Time at All,’’ ‘‘Yes it Is,’’ and
‘‘A Day in the Life.’’ On ‘‘I’m So Tired,’’ he pares down his voice to a blunt
instrument that tears through to the essence of his own self. In order to
achieve the kind of intensity and authenticity that he reaches here (and even
later on ‘‘Yer Blues’’), he sacrifices beauty for truth. ‘‘John seemed to be
getting closer to the essentials of his soul, which might be identified as a
refusal to settle for anything short of perfection combined with a clear
understanding that perfection doesn’t exist—a dilemma that, given the
history of the Beatles era and the years since, is something more than one
man’s hang-up,’’ wrote critic Greil Marcus on ‘‘I’m So Tired.’’46
If John reaches for the painful truth of his being, Paul continues to rise above
true sorrow in order to reach a state of grace. He gets there on his lovely ballad
‘‘Blackbird,’’ a song he wrote for the American Civil Rights struggle in the
wake of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in April. Composed at
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his Scottish farm, and adapting a melody loosely based on Bach’s Bourree in E
Minor, ‘‘Blackbird’’ is a plaintive number that speaks to the inspirational core
of the movement. The stately influence of Bach, which brings a graceful calm to
the song, dates back to when Paul and George used to play Bourree together at
parties when they were teenagers. (McCartney would once again resurrect
Bach’s influence in his song ‘‘Jenny Wren’’ from his 2005 Chaos and Creation
in the Backyard.) Like most of the tunes on The Beatles, ‘‘Blackbird’’ began its
origins at the ashram with some help from Donovan. But McCartney may well
have been familiar with the 1962 Obie-award winning civil rights musical Fly
Blackbird, which featured songs by C. Bernard Jackson and James Hatch.
The term ‘‘blackbird’’ like the phrase ‘‘nigger’’ began with pejorative intent,
but in the sixties, ‘‘blackbird’’ became a word reclaimed with pride by civil
rights workers. After the majestic sound of McCartney’s birds taking flight,
George Harrison’s ‘‘Piggies’’ delivers us right into the trough. From its opening
mocking notes on the harpsichord, ‘‘Piggies’’ bears the same musically baroque
touches of ‘‘Blackbird.’’ But ‘‘Piggies’’ is a deliberately churlish mocking of the
middle class. Critic Steve Turner rightly points out that, during this same
period, pigs was a derogatory term applied to the police (initially by the radical
Black Panther Party), and earlier to the authoritarian leaders of George
Orwell’s allegorical novel, Animal Farm. 47 ‘‘Piggies’’ grovels in
cannibalistic and carnivorous imagery. While it’s likely that the tune inspired
the comedy troupe Monty Python’s gleefully mocking ‘‘The Lumberjack
Song,’’ which Harrison fully enjoyed, ‘‘Piggies’’ is too mean-spirited to reach
the inspired absurdism and lunacy of ‘‘The Lumberjack Song.’’
Turner correctly described ‘‘Rocky Raccoon’’ as ‘‘a musical western’’48
inspired, in part, by the Sammy Fain and Paul Francis Webster song, ‘‘Black
Hills of Dakota,’’ which was sung by Doris Day in Calamity Jane (1953).
But the composition also has its roots in the Robert Service poem ‘‘The
Shooting of Dan McGrew’’ (1907), which is filled with romantic heartbreak
and revenge. ‘‘Rocky Raccoon’’ is a more playful version of Marty Robbins’
1959 tragic western allegory ‘‘El Paso.’’ But McCartney’s song is largely
about spiritual renewal. When Rocky, a young upstart, is taken aback after
his girl, Nancy, goes off with his adversary, Dan, he attempts to gun him
down. But he discovers that Dan is a lot quicker on the draw. While recover-
ing in his hotel from a gunshot wound, Rocky finds Gideon’s Bible
(a staple in every hotel) and realizes that although Gideon has long since
‘‘checked out,’’ the book will serve to help ‘‘with good Rocky’s revival.’’
‘‘Rocky Raccoon’’ also welcome’s back Lennon’s harmonica which makes
its first appearance since ‘‘I’m a Loser’’ on Beatles for Sale. The country
and western ‘‘Don’t Pass Me By’’ is Ringo’s first song where he gets the sole
writing credit—though it’s not unlike his cover of Buck Owens’ ‘‘Act Natu-
rally.’’ The title of this agreeable tune is actually rather appropriate as it had
been passed over since 1963 (apparently Ringo was trying to get the group
to record it for years). ‘‘I wrote ‘Don’t Pass Me By’ when I was sitting
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around at home,’’ Ringo recalled. ‘‘I only play three chords on the guitar and
three on the piano—I just bang away—and then if a melody comes and some
words, I just have to keep going.’’49 If ‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’’
was helped by the soulful licks provided by Eric Clapton, ‘‘Don’t Pass Me
By’’ is given a jaunty bit of country swing by Jack Fallon’s violin.
‘‘Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?’’ was conceived in India when
McCartney had encountered two monkeys copulating on a path. Singing in
the same ribald voice he used for ‘‘Lady Madonna,’’ McCartney wanted to
contrast the natural way animals approach sex as compared to humans.
Apparently, John loved the song but was deeply hurt when he wasn’t
included on the session recording. But Turner argues that Lennon’s chagrin
had more to do with McCartney writing in a style more associated with
him (something that McCartney would himself acknowledge in 1981).
‘‘Sometimes they would try to outdo each other by composing in a style
more often associated with the other,’’ Turner writes in A Hard Day’s Write.
‘‘This explains why [The Beatles] contains the sensitive ‘Julia’ and sentimen-
tal ‘Good Night’ by John in Paul’s style, as well as the gritty rock ’n’ roll
numbers like ‘Helter Skelter’ and ‘Why Don’t We Do it in the Road?’ from
Paul à la Lennon.’’50 In contrast to ‘‘Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?’’
‘‘I Will’’ is a charming bossa nova ballad inspired by Astrud Gilberto and
Stan Getz’s 1964 hit ‘‘The Girl From Ipanema.’’ With both Ringo and John
providing percussion, Paul sings one of his first devoted love songs to Linda
Eastman. Following McCartney’s adoring lyric is Lennon’s quiet but
complex ‘‘Julia.’’ Where Paul’s composition is direct and simple, Lennon’s
‘‘Julia’’ catches the ambiguity of his painful regrets for his lost mother and
the desire for his newly found mother (and lover) Yoko Ono (who is the
‘‘ocean child’’ in the song). ‘‘It was natural that John should turn to Yoko
because he had already developed a grand illusion about her wisdom and
powers, regarding her as an almost magical being who could fulfill his every
need and solve all his problems,’’ explained Albert Goldman in The Lives of
John Lennon.51 Lennon would confirm this view in subsequent interviews.
‘‘Before Yoko and I met, we were half a person,’’ he said. ‘‘There’s an old
myth about people being half, and the other half being in the sky or in
heaven or on the other side of the universe or a mirror image. But we are
two halves, and together we are a whole.’’52
One time, it was McCartney who had been Lennon’s other half, but as the
group identity of the Beatles had fallen away, John looked to Yoko to help
consolidate the new self he was in the process of creating. The opening lines
quote the Lebanese poet Kahil Gibran’s 1927 collection of proverbs, Sand
and Foam, where Gibran says, ‘‘Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say
it so the other half may reach you.’’ (Gibran was quite popular with the
counterculture through his book The Prophet.) ‘‘Julia’’ is Lennon’s attempt
to reverse the trauma of having lost his mother by now gaining a new matri-
arch. ‘‘John’s voice as he calls out his mother’s name. . .is like a baby holding
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its arms up to be kissed in the bath,’’ Goldman wrote. ‘‘In this song John is
again the sweet child who flourished before he was traumatized by Julia’s
adultery and subsequent abandonment of him.’’53 Lennon digs beneath the
layers of bitterness and anger that had festered in the years since her death.
With no satisfaction brought forth in his triumph as a Beatle, he now sought
communion with Yoko and that brings out the gentle sorrow of the song.
As he gives up Julia, the muse of his best work as a Beatle, he takes his first
step in giving up the Beatles for a new lease on life with Yoko Ono. How-
ever, ‘‘Julia’’ would only be a temporary respite. The gentle longing would
later be transformed into the blinding rage that would fuel ‘‘Mother’’ on
Plastic Ono Band.
From the first loud tumble of Ringo’s drum fill, reminiscent of his intro to
‘‘She Loves You,’’ ‘‘Birthday’’ is a giddy piece of rock ’n’ roll made all the
more fun by its all out intensity. (The song was more or less made up on
the spot.) Surprisingly, both Lennon and McCartney dismissed it as a piece
of trash, yet it’s probably the trashiest fun the band has had since their early
days. In essence, it was the music of their roots that inspired the evolution of
‘‘Birthday.’’ While borrowing the opening riff from Rosco Gordon’s 1960
song, ‘‘Just a Little Bit,’’ the rest of the track actually has a passing resem-
blance to the Tuneweavers’ 1957 hit, ‘‘Happy, Happy Birthday.’’ After
recording the backing tracks of ‘‘Birthday,’’ everyone took a break to go
watch the British television premiere of The Girl Can’t Help It (1956),
which featured all the acts that made the Beatles possible. First there was Lit-
tle Richard singing the title song, then Fats Domino’s rumbling ‘‘Blue
Monday,’’ followed by Gene Vincent’s irresistible hiccup ‘‘Be-Bop-A-
Lula,’’ and then the Platters’ plangent ‘‘You’ll Never Know.’’ When the film
ended toward 11 p.m., the group was perfectly in tune with their musical
roots. They charged into the studio, making up the lyrics on the spot, adding
Pattie Harrison and Yoko Ono to do backup vocals. ‘‘Birthday’’ is a ringing
celebration of both the past and the present.
By contrast with the party atmosphere of ‘‘Birthday,’’ ‘‘Yer Blues’’ comes
out of the deepest and most intense funk. Composed by Lennon as his mar-
riage to Cynthia was collapsing, this blistering confession also reveals just
how desperate his longing was to be with Yoko. Cast in the 12-bar blues
form, Lennon sings the blues with the same intensity that Paul brought to
‘‘Birthday,’’ but his is a cry of dissatisfaction—with being a Beatle as well
as being addicted to heroin. After writing songs that many critics attributed
to the influence of Dylan, Lennon makes that connection even more explicit
in ‘‘Yer Blues.’’ In a moment of self-loathing, Lennon casts himself as the
alienated Mr. Jones from ‘‘Ballad of a Thin Man.’’ Yet ‘‘Yer Blues’’ stands
alone as the most passionately driven song about suicidal thoughts ever
written.
One day, while inspired by a lecture from the Maharishi, Lennon and
McCartney both decided to write songs about their newly found spiritual
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eggshells while seething under the surface. Yet whatever paranoia Lennon
thought the band was expressing toward Yoko, it certainly didn’t reveal
itself in this buoyant shot of musical adrenaline. ‘‘Everybody’s Got Some-
thing to Hide Except For Me and My Monkey’’ sounds more playful than
spiteful, especially since Lennon couldn’t resist quoting the Maharishi with
the line ‘‘come on it’s such a joy.’’
If Lennon’s favorably quoting the Maharishi one minute, the next, with
‘‘Sexy Sadie,’’ he’s bitterly putting him down. ‘‘Sexy Sadie’’ was composed
specifically to express Lennon’s disillusionment with the yogi. Originally
titled ‘‘Maharishi,’’ he changed the title to avoid possible litigation. Appa-
rently, as he and George and their wives were departing, Lennon started
drawing upon Smokey Robinson’s ‘‘I’ve Been Good To You’’ (‘‘Look what
you’ve done/You made a fool of someone’’) and started improvising his
own song. ‘‘Sexy Sadie’’ is basically the other side of the dreamy acquies-
cence of ‘‘Child of Nature.’’ In other words, Lennon’s attack on the Mahari-
shi is not borne from a place of skepticism, but rather from his feeling of
betrayal. Because Lennon intently needed his utopian dreams to come true,
when they were breached, he struck out with venomous wit and sarcasm.
In calling the Maharishi ‘‘Sexy Sadie,’’ Lennon implies both the seduction
of the spirit (which brought the Beatles into his ashram) and the seduction
of the flesh (which addresses the alleged impropriety against the woman).
But flautist Paul Horn believed that the real reason the Beatles (save George)
became disillusioned was because their expectations of the Maharishi were
unrealistic right from the beginning. ‘‘These courses were really designed
for people who wanted to become teachers themselves and who had a solid
background in meditation,’’ Horn recalled. ‘‘The Beatles didn’t really have
the background and experience to be there and I think they were expecting
miracles.’’55 ‘‘Sexy Sadie’’ clearly expresses the pain of having not encoun-
tered miracles. Yet while the song does strip away the false piety of the
Maharishi, Lennon’s voice still conveys both his deeper thirst for spiritual
solace and the sorrow of having not found it.
Before ‘‘Helter Skelter’’ became irrevocably linked with the Charles
Manson murders, it was merely Paul McCartney’s attempt to compose the
loudest rock ’n’ roll song imaginable. While reading a review of the Who’s
single ‘‘I Can See For Miles’’ in Melody Maker magazine in 1967, the critic
had described the song as the loudest and most raucous rock ’n’ roll song
ever recorded. McCartney decided to rise to the challenge. During the
sessions in the summer, ‘‘Helter Skelter’’ was initially a stripped-down blues
track not that far removed from the sound Lennon would later create for the
Plastic Ono Band. (Another version was rumored to have turned into a half-
hour jam.) By the fall, the group finally laid down the shrieking heavy-metal
version heard on The Beatles. While ‘‘Helter Skelter’’ is known more figura-
tively as ‘‘all hell breaking loose,’’ the title actually refers literally to the hel-
ical English fairground slide. ‘‘A song like ‘Helter Skelter’ is really the idea of
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an amusement ride as a metaphor for the fall and rise of civilization,’’ McCart-
ney explained in 2004. ‘‘But it’s nothing to do with murder or the end of the
world.’’ 56 Manson, however, would hear only hell breaking loose—an
apocalypse that he saw the Beatles leading. But ‘‘Helter Skelter’’ is simply a
tough, relentlessly driving rock ’n’ roll song about sexual conquest. As if to
prove that the man who wrote ‘‘Martha My Dear’’ and ‘‘Rocky Raccoon’’
could also turn up the amps as loud as Lennon did on ‘‘Revolution,’’ McCart-
ney plays pure showman on ‘‘Helter Skelter.’’ McCartney enjoys the sheer
thrill of getting carried away, as he did on ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’ and ‘‘I’m Down.’’
‘‘[McCartney’s] never had a problem restricting himself to one thing—he can
rock out, be avant-garde, do children’s music, pop to the teens—it’s preposter-
ous that he’s seen as the second-best Beatle,’’ remarked XTC’s Andy Partridge
about the song in Mojo magazine in 2003.57 McCartney’s versatility enables
him to surrender to whatever extremes a musical genre can present—whether
it’s the sentimental sap of ‘‘Your Mother Should Know’’ or the sheets of feed-
back and pounding drums in ‘‘Helter Skelter.’’ When the track finally does
ring to a conclusion with the sound of cymbals crashing, Ringo madly tries
to stomp out all the errant noise. As the ringing feedback relents, the beleag-
uered drummer desperately collapses over his kit screaming, ‘‘I’ve got blisters
on my fingers!’’
The quiet of the acoustic guitar in ‘‘Long, Long, Long’’ comes surprisingly
out of the melee of ‘‘Helter Skelter.’’ This calm, meditative sonnet was one
of George Harrison’s first songs about his devotion to God not written in
the Indian idiom. While Harrison does borrow the chording from Bob
Dylan’s ‘‘Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands’’ and adds lyrics that he originally
wrote in a daytimer diary called ‘‘It’s Been a Long Long Long Time,’’ the
tune is one of Harrison’s strongest (and least acknowledged) spiritual
numbers. ‘‘Long, Long, Long’’ doesn’t wax poetic verse like ‘‘The Inner
Light’’ or dismiss those unbelievers as he did in ‘‘Within You Without
You,’’ ‘‘Long, Long, Long’’ is a humble, yet ardent plea for acceptance by
God. McCartney also underscores the track with the Hammond organ that
provides a slight liturgical mood—until the end. While hitting the conclud-
ing C major chord, McCartney produces a loud vibrating note that rattles
the bottle of Blue Nun wine sitting on the speaker. As the bottle shakes
violently in harmony with the note, Ringo provides a quick drum roll on
the snare to accompany it. This lucky accident, or act of pure serendipity,
created a sonic effect resembling God’s power shaking the studio walls.
George Harrison finally had his prayers answered.
Lennon’s ‘‘Revolution 1’’ is the acoustic version of the single that
was originally rejected by the band back in May and early June—hence the
title ‘‘Revolution 1.’’ ‘‘Honey Pie’’ finds McCartney trafficking again in the
musical era of his father. If the earlier ‘‘Wild Honey Pie’’ was a sample of
twisted baroque doo-wop, ‘‘Honey Pie’’ is an earnest swing number done
in the style of Rudy Vallee. But McCartney parodies the crooner style in
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the chorus during the guitar solo (‘‘I like this kinda hot kinda music,’’ etc.)
that is played by Lennon in a style that apes Django Reinhardt. Since
McCartney treats the song more as a curiosity than anything he’s personally
committed to, ‘‘Honey Pie’’ is a rather blasé tribute to the past. On ‘‘Savoy
Truffle,’’ Harrison writes about Clapton’s obsession for exotic chocolates
and the extensive dental work he received due to that obsession. The lyrics
relate specifically to the names of the sweets in the Macintosh’s Good News
assortments. While on the surface ‘‘Savoy Truffle’’ is a funky tribute to
hedonistic impulses (Harrison even name-checks the phrase ‘‘ob-la-di-
ob-la-dah’’), the undercurrent of tooth decay and extractions lends a darker
tone to the track.
‘‘Cry Baby Cry,’’ a strikingly haunting tune, was based on an ad Lennon
saw back in 1967 which read, ‘‘Cry baby cry, make your mother buy.’’
Although he originally demoed it at the time, Lennon fully developed the
song’s mournful melody while in India. By the time he completed it, ‘‘Cry
Baby Cry’’ was coupled with a verse from ‘‘Sing a Song of Sixpence’’ (includ-
ing the schoolyard dare, ‘‘Cry baby cry/Stick a finger in yer eye/And tell your
mother it wasn’t I’’). On the track, George Martin plays the same harmo-
nium that had first graced ‘‘We Can Work It Out.’’ But in that song, the
keyboard melody provided a harmonious bed that helped bring resolution
to the conflict being expressed. But on ‘‘Cry Baby Cry,’’ the harmonium adds
a more ominous note to this baroque atmosphere of kings, queens, duch-
esses, and children at play. Since the tune examines the life of children of
privilege, Lennon is the ideal writer to bring out the hidden melancholy
buried within the noblesse oblige of the pampered class. ‘‘Of all the Beatles,
Lennon had the most direct access to childhood,’’ wrote Ian MacDonald in
Revolution in the Head, ‘‘and this song, with its deceptive sunshine and
mysterious laughter behind half-open doom, is one of the most evocative
products of that creative channel.’’58 At the conclusion of ‘‘Cry Baby Cry,’’
that ends on Lennon’s breathy tremelo (something critic Walter Everett
suggested may have later inspired Tommy James and the Shondells’ Decem-
ber hit ‘‘Crimson and Clover’’),59 a brief fragment of McCartney’s ghostly
‘‘Can You Take Me Back’’ appears. Recorded during the session for
‘‘I Will,’’ where it shares the same bossa nova lilt of the latter’s acoustic guitar
arrangement, ‘‘Can You Take Me Back’’ seems to speak in the voice of the
emotionally wounded children in Lennon’s song. Since ‘‘Cry Baby Cry’’ ends
with a séance, McCartney’s portion adds a ghostly quality of desolate yearn-
ing that provides a poignant coda to a song about lost childhood innocence.
Back in January, McCartney had gathered the group to perform an exper-
imental piece of music involving a 14-minute tape of their instruments
blended with various sound effects and John and Paul yelling out phrases
like ‘‘Are you alright?’’ and ‘‘Barcelona!’’ All of this would comprise an
avant-garde piece for an event called ‘‘Carnival of Light’’ at the Roundhouse
club on January 28 and February 4, 1967. While that unreleased work
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(which was apparently vetoed from inclusion on the Anthology CDs) has
become the unattainable Holy Grail for collectors of Beatles’ memorabilia,
‘‘Revolution 9’’ became the first released audio sound-poem in the Beatles’
canon. Composed as a piece of musique concrete by Lennon and Yoko out
of various taped pieces, including radio broadcasts, plus outtakes from the
outro of ‘‘Revolution 1,’’ ‘‘Revolution 9’’ was heavily influenced by the early
pioneers of Dadaist experimentation. One such influence, Henri Chopin,
was a French sound poet who composed recorded works that manipulated
tape recordings of the human voice. He emphasized meaning from phonetic
texture rather than the writer’s text reminding us that language began as
part of an oral tradition. Along with the sound collages of Chopin, ‘‘Revolu-
tion 9’’ also draws upon author William Burroughs’ first venture into
nonlinear narrative where he sliced up phrases and words to create new
sentences in his 1959 novel Naked Lunch. Composer Karlheinz Stockhausen
was (along with John Cage) also one of the early proponents of electronic
music. He already had a big impact on the creation of the Beatles’ ‘‘A Day
in the Life’’ on Sgt. Pepper (even getting his face on the album cover). Cage
had developed the idea of chance-controlled music in 1951 that revolved
around the use of the I Ching, the ancient Chinese text used to interpret ran-
dom events. Where Lennon had little familiarity with the avant-garde
(unlike McCartney), Yoko Ono’s influence is felt most directly on this par-
ticular track. (It would also form the basis of her collaborative work with
Lennon on their abstract ‘‘unfinished music’’ albums like Two Virgins, Life
With the Lions, and Wedding Album.)
To begin their collage, Lennon and Ono went to the EMI library to retrieve
some tapes to use. They grabbed a number of things from symphonies, sound
effects, and tape test tones, made copies of the parts they wanted to use, and
cut them into pieces. Some were looped while others were run backward.
Lennon would ultimately come to call it ‘‘a sound picture, a montage of feel-
ings in sound.’’60 As a piece of organized sound, ‘‘Revolution 9’’ is an extraor-
dinarily inventive composition that simulates a world ruptured by chaos.
Voices are heard jumping out of this dense mix of gunfire, snatches of classical
music and manipulated tape, but not used to make sense of the world. The
voices are either disembodied from the action or jumping into the fray. Unlike
‘‘Revolution,’’ Lennon isn’t stridently offering his views on armed revolt;
he and Yoko are painting a vividly complex impressionistic map of the events
that shaped the tragic arc of 1968. Although McCartney desperately wished
to have the piece removed from the record (for reasons that it sounded
too unlike the Beatles), ‘‘Revolution 9’’ is essential to The Beatles because
it not only reflected the fragmentation of the utopian hopes that the group
once invoked in its listeners but also mirrored the splintering taking
place within the band itself. McCartney was indeed right in saying that
‘‘Revolution 9’’ was least like a Beatles’ song, but it’s a piece that revealed
who the Beatles were in 1968. While further developing the effects he first
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Let’s use acoustic guitars on a lot of the tracks. Other-worldly subject matter?
Let’s sing about pigs, chocolates and doing it in the road.’’65 But was the
album that simple? It’s definitely a record of paradoxes, of darkness under-
scoring light. It’s an album borne out of both grief and transcendence. Written
in the spiritual glow of India, The Beatles is also formed by the dark despair of
their disillusionment with the Maharishi. George Martin had always insisted
that it should have been a single album. But he soon realized that the reason
he couldn’t convince the Beatles otherwise was because of their contract with
EMI. If they issued the maximum number of titles, their contract would end
sooner and they could renegotiate a new one with higher fees. In the past,
the Beatles had created an alternate world in their studio albums, one that
challenged the status quo of the real world. Now the real world was infiltrat-
ing their inner sanctum and tearing their alternate world apart.
Visual artist Richard Hamilton graced The Beatles with a white cover. The
band had decided on this minimal design as a partial tribute to their late
manager Brian Epstein who came up with that idea for Sgt. Pepper, but was
voted down. Hamilton had also originated the eponymous album title. But
he figured if the cover was a blank slate, he thought the inside should contain
a potpourri of goodies, including a series of Beatles’ family photos and a poster
with lyrics on the back. After Hamilton convinced the group to stamp a
number on each edition, giving it distinct value, the band provided four
8×10 color photos of each Beatle to be included. Curiously, after always being
photographed together as a band, it was significant that the photos were single
shots that emphasized them as individuals rather than as a group.
When the news reached the Beatles in August 1969 that there had been a
brutal slaying in Hollywood of movie star Sharon Tate and six others by
Charles Manson, a career criminal and cult leader, and that their latest
album had inspired these bloody killings, John Lennon was the first to speak
out. ‘‘All that Manson stuff was built around George’s song about pigs
[‘‘Piggies’’] and Paul’s song about an English fairground [‘Helter Skelter’],’’
Lennon explained to the press. ‘‘He’s barmy, he’s like any other Beatle fan
who reads mysticism into it. . .What’s ‘Helter Skelter’ got to do with knifing
somebody?’’66 Perhaps the conscious intent behind a song like ‘‘Helter Skel-
ter’’ has nothing to do with knifing somebody, but when Manson heard The
Beatles album as a call to murder and a race war, it wasn’t just another
symptom of his particular psychopathy. There is a hidden violence on this
record despite being conceived while the Beatles were learning peaceful
mantras in India. The divisiveness inherent in the creation of the album
had unquestionably sparked a different reaction in the counterculture than
the earlier euphoria of Beatlemania.
Besides the times turning stranger, more uncertain after the violence of
1968, artists began to sense duality in the air. What once felt light was
now growing heavy. What once appeared hopeful now looked ugly and
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despairing. What had once delivered happiness was now bringing a deep
forlorn sadness. When Donovan wrote his song ‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man,’’ he
intended it as a celebration of the free-spirited counterculture. But the music
that characterized that world had changed since India. ‘‘When we came back
from India, the Beatles did what I would call a very gentle album,’’ Donovan
told Anthony DeCurtis in 2003. ‘‘There seemed to be a lot of acoustic
guitars on [The Beatles]. And yet when I came back from India, you might
say I went full electric.’’67 But what you hear in the electricity of Donovan’s
‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’’ is just as foreboding as what you hear in the ‘‘gentle’’
acoustic guitars on The Beatles. Donovan tells of the Hurdy Gurdy Man
singing songs of love, but the mood he conveys isn’t all that loving. His tune
may have been inspired by the Maharishi, but the abiding spirit on the
record could just as easily be Manson—the shadow Maharishi. Donovan
composed a song that was less a celebration of spiritual renewal than a
harbinger of bad tidings. ‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’’ held warning signs of
utopian impulses turning destructive just as his ‘‘Season of the Witch’’ had
done in 1966. What listeners could hear in ‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man,’’ as well
as on The Beatles, was what Greil Marcus called ‘‘the shame [pop fans] felt
when the promise of their time, a promise [Donovan] and they shared, failed
to turn into real life.’’68 The hidden dread of ‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’’ wouldn’t
fully bloom until many years later. Director David Fincher, in his unsettling
film Zodiac (2007), used the song to underscore the first attacks of the
Zodiac serial killer in San Francisco. On the anniversary of the birth of the
United States, in the former locale of the Summer of Love, the Zodiac struck
his first victims as ‘‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’’ played on the radio. And all of this
was a mere month before Manson heard The Beatles as his own calling to
commit carnage in Los Angeles.
Lennon was correct in assuming that fans had taken a mystical interest in
the meanings of Beatles’ songs, but he hadn’t considered the darker caste of
those obsessions (or perhaps he wouldn’t have recorded ‘‘Glass Onion’’).
If some listeners looked for clues on their albums to find their way back to
the euphoria of Nowhere Land, Manson sought to create his own Nowhere
Land. Besides hearing messages in the songs included on The Beatles,
Manson and his band of followers left slogans from them written in the vic-
tims’ blood, on walls, doors, and refrigerators. Some of the remarks revealed
the horrible duality of a counterculture gone to seed. For example, on the
door of the Manson Family ranch, a peace symbol, written in blood, was
also placed above the comment ‘‘nothingness.’’ With the word ‘‘happy’’
scrawled along the top, the bottom revealed ‘‘Helter Scelter’’ [sic]. Between
the two phrases, however, lay an even stranger comment. Part of an old
schoolyard rhyme, ‘‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all good children,’’ was written along
side the peace symbol. A month before Manson’s clan resurrected this child-
hood song, that concludes with ‘‘all good children go to Heaven,’’ the
Beatles were busy including that very phrase on ‘‘You Never Give Me Your
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Money’’ from Abbey Road. But given that Abbey Road wasn’t released until
September 1969, Manson couldn’t possibly have heard the song. Further-
more, since the Beatles didn’t record the track until July 1969, a month
before the horrific murders, they weren’t quoting Manson’s Family either.
An act of impure serendipity had linked a band that sang about love with a
man who preached murder and destruction.
From that moment when Manson shared a jail cell with Alvin ‘‘Creepy’’
Karpis, he had the Beatles in his sights. ‘‘From the beginning, Charlie
believed the Beatles music carried an important message to us,’’ recalled
Family associate Paul Watkins.69 But, according to Mark Paytress in Mojo
magazine, that message had grown more ambiguous by 1969:
During 1967, many people rallied around the Beatles’ flower power
anthem, ‘‘All You Need Is Love.’’ By late 1968, though, the message
had become confused—and decidedly combative. The White Album,
the most thrilling and bewildering in the Beatles’ catalogue, was as
coarse and ambiguous as Sgt. Pepper had been lustrous and celebra-
tory. Love had changed nothing. Neither acid nor the Maharishi had
the answer. In fact, with riots and assassins seizing the headlines, the
world had grown uglier still since the Summer of Love.70
(bringing on the helter skelter), Manson and his crew would escape the carn-
age by going to the desert and living in the Bottomless Pit.
It’s not surprising that Charles Manson heard the beginnings of a race war
on The Beatles, especially since the album owes as much to black music as
With The Beatles did in 1963. In fact, the music heard here, in the wake of
Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination, does emulate black discontent rather
than the romantic hopes heard in the Beatle cover versions of ‘‘You’ve
Really Got a Hold on Me’’ or ‘‘Please Mr. Postman.’’ The anger buried
within the black sound tapped on The Beatles would ultimately find its
own distinct voice in 2004. A DJ named Danger Mouse (aka Brian Burton)
had taken samples from The Beatles and mixed them with the work of rap
artist Jay Z’s The Black Album (2003). Jay Z was born Shawn Corey Carter
in the New York projects a year after The Beatles was first released. Besides
being one of the most financially successful hip-hop artists, Jay Z was also
the former CEO of DefJam Recordings and Roc-A-Fella Records. He went
on to co-own the 40/40 Club and the New Jersey Nets NBA basketball team.
Yet even though he was one of the most successful rap artists in America,
after his acclaimed 1996 debut, Reasonable Doubt, Jay Z decided that he’d
had enough of the business in 2003 and wished to retire.
His farewell album was called The Black Album. The ‘‘Intro’’ told listen-
ers that his time had come to quit. From there, the album became an angry
and defiant memoir, not unlike John Lennon’s Plastic Ono Band, which
summed up his career while reassessing it. On ‘‘December 4th,’’ he even
featured his mother Gloria Carter describing giving birth to Jay, after which,
he raps about his parent’s divorce and how he soon took to the streets. When
his mother bought him a boom box, to help deter him from a criminal life,
Jay Z’s love of music began. In 2004, shortly after the release of The Black
Album, Jay Z put out an a cappella version of the album to allow for DJ
remixes and mash-ups, which is how the album came to the attention of
Danger Mouse. ‘‘I had seen that there were these a cappella Jay-Z records,’’
Danger Mouse explained. ‘‘I was listening to the Beatles later that day, and it
hit me like a wave. I was like, ‘Wait a minute—I can do this.’’’71 It wasn’t
the first time he’d sampled the Beatles either. When Danger Mouse was tak-
ing a college class on the History of Rock, the instructor told him how the
Beatles had assembled ‘‘A Day in the Life’’ from two disparate pieces.
‘‘So I remixed ‘A Day in the Life’ with a song by Jemini The Gifted One,
who was one of my favorite rappers at the time,’’ Danger Mouse recalled.
‘‘And that was the weird remix I had on my mixtape: Jemini’s Funk Soul
Sensation instrumental mixed with the Beatles.’’72 Although sampling had
always been a huge part of hip-hop culture since the mid-seventies, the idea
of using one album as a sole source of sampling was totally unique. Without
seeking permission from the surviving Beatles, Danger Mouse first burned a
sample mix for a few friends, but within a month more than a million down-
loads had been made from that one copy on the Internet. The Grey Album
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phoned radio station WKNR-FM to talk to DJ Russ Gibb about the possibil-
ity that Paul McCartney was actually dead. Not only was McCartney
deceased, he insisted, but he’d apparently been dead for some time. There
was even an imposter performing in his place. The caller had apparently
heard a clue on the track ‘‘Revolution 9’’ from The Beatles. As obsessive as
Charles Manson, but without any of his nihilistic impulses, he claimed that
if you played the ‘‘Number 9’’ recitation backward on the turntable, you’d
hear the words, ‘‘Turn me on, dead man.’’ When the host did likewise on
his turntable—for all listeners to hear—he discovered that the caller was
indeed correct. From there, fans across the country began scanning different
songs for clues that Paul had actually died years earlier.
When the Beatles decided to retire from the road, they sought to dream a
new life for themselves assuming that their fans would accept promo films
and albums rather than concert appearances. What they didn’t realize was
that as the Beatles had their utopian dream, so did their many fans. In their
absence, fans began imagining whom the Beatles now were and what they
had become. To explain their disappearance, fans were prone to believing
that the group left the stage because of some horrible tragedy. If the Beatles
had been the answer to the trauma and grief caused by the Kennedy assassi-
nation, perhaps they too had been the victims of sudden death. And maybe
like Kennedy, they thought, there was a conspiracy to cover it up. The story
went that McCartney had an argument with Lennon during the recording of
Sgt. Pepper. He stormed out of the Abbey Road studios and drove off, ulti-
mately wrapping his car around a tree and killing himself. The surviving
Beatles, apparently worried that their franchise would be in jeopardy, hired
an imposter to play Paul. The surgically reborn McCartney turned out to
be a young orphan from Edinburgh named William Campbell. The search
for clues pretty soon brought forth ‘‘evidence,’’ all of which was collected
by WKNR’s Dan Carlisle and John Small. Along with Gibb, they sensed a
real publicity coup.
First, they produced a special broadcast that gathered all the ‘‘proof’’ of
McCartney’s demise. If you listened to the end of ‘‘Strawberry Fields
Forever,’’ for example, you could hear Lennon saying, ‘‘I buried Paul.’’
(If you truly listened you heard ‘‘cranberry sauce.’’) The Sgt. Pepper cover,
in particular, was riddled with clues. Since Paul is the walrus in ‘‘I Am the
Walrus,’’ he has to be dead because the walrus is Greek for corpse. The cover
of their just-released album Abbey Road would yield particular symbols of
McCartney’s death. From there, it turned into an international obsession.
What didn’t get asked in all this hysteria was why would the Beatles go to
such great lengths to deceive their fans? The utopian revolution, partly built
on the backs of the Beatles and their music, had only existed in the mind.
When it didn’t find fruition in the real world, the hope for a culture built
on pleasure and inclusion had turned instead to anger, despair, and fragmen-
tation. Since Paul’s ‘‘death’’ came after a series of assassinations, the public
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trust in idealism had been largely shattered. ‘‘A lot of us, because of Vietnam
and the so-called establishment, were ready, willing and able to believe just
about any sort of conspiracy,’’ explained Tim Harper, one of the first people
to publish a story in the Drake University newspaper about the McCartney
death.73
An even larger question remained though as to why Paul became the
subject of this conspiracy theory? ‘‘There was no Beatle whose combination
of traits both real and perceived, personal and popular, positioned him
better as designated corpse than Paul McCartney,’’ thought Devin McKin-
ney in Magic Circles. ‘‘John was too loud. George was too quiet. Ringo
was too human. Paul was perfect—perfectly beautiful, so beautiful he was
not quite real. Beautiful enough for the death to have a tragic dimension,
unreal enough for it to function as pure myth and magic. Like his generation
and its great social experiment, he was an infant in a grown body, both flesh
and spirit, an ethereal presence circling the earth in a radiant membrane of
evanescent purity. What had once made Paul a god among humans now
placed him squarely on his back upon the altar of myth.’’74 Paul was also
the cute Beatle. If Lennon represented the pleasure principle of the Beatles,
McCartney was the group’s sole source of the possibilities offered by pleas-
ure. He embraced the world around him and didn’t perceive it as suspi-
ciously as Lennon, or even George Harrison. But because of their
skepticism, Lennon and Harrison also represented the reality principle of
the Beatles (which is perhaps why they became such likely targets for assas-
sins). Paul had represented the Impossible Dream of what the Beatles could
actually be. Unlike Lennon, his music had the expressed purpose of not ques-
tioning reality, but of making reality somehow bearable, or perhaps a
happier burden to carry. So he would never be a target of some deranged
fan’s wrath. But when the Beatles’ dream had died after 1966, it made sense
to some listeners that the impossible dreamer, Paul, should likely be gone
as well.
As McCartney was trying to insist that he was alive and well and not
William Campbell, the real death of Apple soon followed. After all the
money they had handed out to aspiring artists and charlatans, they were
now going broke. Apple’s demise was a further reflection of the dissolution
of the group itself. In its wake, Harrison grew more introspective and spiri-
tual. He didn’t want to deal with the disorganized business practices.
Lennon certainly had no real interest in being a businessman. McCartney,
though, wanted an efficient business (as his current McCartney Productions
Ltd. is today), but he grew disenchanted at losing money and bills that
weren’t getting paid. When the Beatles couldn’t agree on Apple as a group,
it became clear that they no longer had a common purpose as a group.
‘‘You could see why Apple fell apart even then,’’ Philip Norman, the author
of Shout! The True Story of the Beatles, explained. ‘‘There were all these
incoherent, greedy people walking in and thinking just because they were
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wearing caftans and bells that that made everything all right. That was the
terrible lesson of Apple, because it was supposed to be for a utopian kind
of youth. But the youth kept on being what they have always been—a youn-
ger version of older people who have the same mixture of good and bad
qualities.’’75
After Apple, the last battle that would do them in would be the fight over
their publishing rights. For now, Lennon was seeking solace in his relation-
ship with Yoko, creating controversy with the nude cover of their solo work,
Two Virgins. Harrison took refuge in Eastern philosophy and visited Bob
Dylan in Woodstock where he was recording with the Band in another great
stab at utopianism. Ringo was considering an acting career after having a
small role in the Peter Sellers’ picture The Magic Christian. But McCartney
began to consider that the isolationism enforced on the band had done them
great damage. He knew that they had to get back to what they once were
before. Once again, as he did with Magical Mystery Tour, he thought of a
film. Only this time, it would capture the group rehearsing songs for a
possible tour, or maybe a television special. Whatever form it took, he
wanted the Beatles to once again attain the level of desire and commitment
they showed back in 1963 when they first recorded ‘‘There’s a Place.’’ But
what McCartney failed to see, as he started to plan what would become
the Let It Be fiasco, was that where once there was a place, now it was gone.
CHAPTER 8
Come Together
The reality of the Beatles’ world by 1969 was pretty far removed from the
aspirations they had years earlier to seek the artificial paradise of Nowhere
Land. Just before the release of The Beatles in late November 1968, Harri-
son had put out Wonderwall Music, the first solo Beatle album, and it had
little relationship to anything Beatle sounding. Made up of instrumental
musical vignettes of Hindustani compositions (‘‘Microbes,’’ ‘‘Tabla and
Pakava’’), abstract rock (‘‘Party Seacombe’’), and genre parody (‘‘Cowboy
Music’’), Wonderwall Music is a fascinating collage of genre experimenta-
tion. While the film was pretty opaque as a narrative, Harrison’s music
was thrillingly diverse. Harrison wasn’t able to sight-read, so he hummed
his ideas to transcriber John Barnham. Since Barnham had a classical back-
ground in London, even assisting Ravi Shankar with his score for a TV
production of Alice in Wonderland, he could take Harrison’s musical frag-
ments and shape them into passages to fit the scenes in the movie.
On November 11, the day before the Yellow Submarine film opened in the
United States, Lennon and Ono released Unfinished Music No. 1—Two
Virgins, their first solo work, which caused a huge row because they were
both stark naked on the front and back cover. As for the music, well, for
two sides you get ambient electronic music, giggling, whispering, and whis-
tling. Two Virgins was also far removed from anything heard by the Beatles,
but unlike Harrison’s Wonderwall, it was more of an event than an artistic
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statement. In fact, in the States, Capitol wouldn’t release the record due to
the cover. So, wrapped in a brown paper bag, Two Virgins was issued by
Tetragrammaton Records, a company funded by comedian Bill Cosby that
released albums as radically diverse as Deep Purple and Pat Boone. Before
Christmas, Lennon and Ono went off to take part in the Rolling Stones’
TV special, The Rolling Stones’ Rock ’n’ Roll Circus, a musical jamboree
featuring Jethro Tull, the Who, Taj Mahal, Marianne Faithfull, and, of
course, the Stones. Setting up a circus atmosphere with Big Tent performers,
the Rolling Stones provided an opportunity for a number of musical
possibilities. John and Yoko played with the Dirty Mac, a one-off group
put together especially for the show. The band featured Keith Richards and
Eric Clapton on guitars, Mitch Mitchell (from the Jimi Hendrix Experience)
on drums, Lennon on rhythm, and Yoko using her voice to shriek and moan.
By Christmas, while Harrison was happily relaxing with Dylan and the
Band, he got the call that something was up in England with the Beatles.
McCartney had been very aware that the band was growing apart.
He sensed that all wounds could be healed if he could come up with an idea
to reconnect them with their fans. McCartney knew that when they faced a
live audience, they were united as a common front. The tangible contact
with their fans, despite the drawback of the screaming crowds, provided a
chance for them to create their best music. Earlier in the year, McCartney
was already considering the possibility of the Beatles performing in public
again. In fact, there were tentative plans to play two shows at the Round-
house in North London in December 1968 that never panned out. The
Beatles needed that contact to exist again as a group, otherwise their individ-
ual differences emerged more strongly. Most importantly, McCartney saw
that the band’s isolation had heightened the growing tension between
himself and Lennon. ‘‘John couldn’t stand Paul’s crowd-pleasing attitude,
nor his insistence on doing things a certain way—his way,’’ wrote biogra-
pher Bob Spitz in The Beatles. ‘‘And Paul, of course, was tired of dealing
with a drug addict who was more interested in staring blankly at the televi-
sion set than in making records.’’1 Partly in reaction to the huge gulf grow-
ing between them, McCartney put out the call that the Beatles were about
to embark on a whole new concept. In short, he was going to save the band.
The project, originally titled Get Back, was to highlight the Beatles getting
back to the roots of their art and remaking their career by producing a TV
special. Even the concept of the future album cover, where they would
recreate the portrait from their debut album Please Please Me, was to
suggest that the group had come full circle. In the plan, the Beatles would
meet at Twickenham Film Studios to rehearse the songs for the TV special
with an ultimate live concert album as the final outcome. But what McCart-
ney hadn’t realized is that the group he assembled was not the same band
that first eagerly strolled into Abbey Road in 1962. The Beatles had become
so divided and disenchanted that the strain was obvious even in the music
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they created. But if McCartney wanted to get back, Lennon and Harrison
wanted to get away. ‘‘George wanted them to be more like The Band; Paul
wanted them to go out gigging; John wanted to be with Yoko; Ringo wanted
to go home,’’ wrote Patrick Humphries in his Mojo magazine review of
Doug Sulpy and Ray Schweighardt’s 1999 book Get Back: The Beatles’
Let it Be Disaster.2 George Martin wasn’t directly involved in the rehearsals,
so engineer Glyn Johns took charge of the recordings. The sessions them-
selves began in the cold confines of Twickenham on January 2, 1969. Since
they were doing new songs for this proposed TV special, they didn’t do
any multitrack recording. Everything was live from the floor—including
the bickering. By the time it was over, Get Back had evolved into Let It
Be, a documentary film directed by Michael Lindsay-Hogg.
Rather than presenting the youthful, brash arrogance of their Hamburg
years, Let It Be revealed the Beatles’ warts. The tensions brought on by mass
success, their drug use, and their growing differences were no longer
disguised. They weren’t projecting an image of the carefree rebels they
played in A Hard Day’s Night. The group instead seemed worn down by
fame and barely tolerant of each other. ‘‘With the Beatles it got less group-
like,’’ Lennon explained. ‘‘We stopped touring and we’d only get together
for recordings, so therefore the recording session was the thing we almost
rehearsed in as well. So all the playing was in the recording session.’’3 Out
of this haphazard procedure, power struggles emerged. In the film, the more
McCartney took charge, the more Harrison grew impatient of being told
what and when he should play. During the early portion of the sessions at
Twickenham, he briefly quit the group after a row with McCartney during
a rehearsal of ‘‘Two of Us.’’ It’s clear from the Let It Be film that with Brian
Epstein dead, the group was essentially rudderless. ‘‘For McCartney, this
was to be a vehicle for reconnecting with his fans,’’ wrote musicologist
Walter Everett. ‘‘For Lennon, it was a decision supporting an aesthetic state-
ment that all of his art need not be complex, that most of the profound ideas
and feelings could be best expressed directly, without a lot of bullshit. For
McCartney, psychedelia had been a Day-Glo breeze; for his partner, it was
another perspective on the puzzle of himself. But both yearned for the simple
innocence of youth.’’4
In order to find that ‘‘simple innocence of youth,’’ they rehearsed new and
old songs, including chestnuts like ‘‘Save the Last Dance For Me’’ and ‘‘Blue
Suede Shoes.’’ They revisited ‘‘You Really Got a Hold on Me,’’ ‘‘Rock and
Roll Music,’’ and ‘‘Kansas City.’’ Where in the beginning, these songs
provided a road map to their future, they were now simply tunes that echoed
the Beatles’ past. They were performed too without a whisper of surprise, or
even the desire and hunger they once exhibited. By the time McCartney
would record his own ‘‘The Long and Winding Road,’’ a wistful summation
of the Beatles’ career, the ‘‘yeah, yeah, yeah’’ that ended the song wasn’t the
exuberant cry of exhilaration heard at the end of ‘‘She Loves You.’’ It was
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first concert since Candlestick Park in August 1966. The idea to perform on
the roof had come from engineer/producer Glyn Johns. While the band,
Johns, and Lindsay-Hogg were having lunch, Ringo told everyone that there
was a great roof on the building. Johns suggested that they might reach the
whole of the West End of London from that rooftop and hence was born
the rooftop concert. The Beatles had gone from the dark clubs of Hamburg,
to the dank basement of the Cavern, ultimately to go to, what John Lennon
once called, the toppermost of the poppermost. Having arrived there, they
were splintered and broken. But here on the Saville Row roof, they literally
reached the top again. ‘‘In the studio things had been tense,’’ technical engi-
neer Dave Harries recalled. ‘‘But they liked the idea of performing to a
public, and the tensions melted away.’’6
Their music filled the air around London as the bustling crowd below
looked to the sky wondering where this magical sound was coming from.
Having once again found, even at a slight distance, their adversary and
muse—the audience—the Beatles had once again found themselves. ‘‘John
[hurled] himself into the performance like a rock Paganini,’’ described
Albert Goldman, ‘‘his long hair blowing back in the breeze, his noodly
body, hugged by a brown fur jacket, bending at knees, waist and neck like
a serpent, as he wrestled with his guitar and shouted the words of the songs
into the mike.’’ 7 The bitter feelings between them had momentarily
subsided as the group discovered each other again through the passionate
sounds they created together. The jabbing notes from their instruments
reached out into the air, to each other, but also to the gathering crowd in
the streets. Steve Devine was a 16-year-old schoolboy who was playing
hooky that day, just as Lennon and McCartney often did in their adoles-
cence to write songs. As Devine and his friend came by off Oxford Street,
he recognized these familiar sounds. Devine couldn’t see the group but he
knew that the music was inescapably the Beatles’. ‘‘We were dead excited,
so [we] just stood in the road and watched chaos happen!’’ Devine remem-
bered. ‘‘It was only the old city gents who were annoyed these hooligans
were disrupting London.’’8
Once again, the band was reminded of how far they and their audience
had come together. And for the first time, there were no screams to drown
out their music—now it was they who were drowning out the everyday bus-
tle in the street. The Beatles were basking in their final triumph until the
police arrived, not to protect them (as in the past), but to shut them down.
Seizing on the irony, Lennon had recognized that history had folded in on
the band that he once started over a decade earlier. The rooftop concert had
succeeded, at least in spirit to bringing the group back to their beginnings.
As they finished the last notes of ‘‘Get Back,’’ Lennon gave the crowd gath-
ered in front of him one last, wistful glance. And with his wry humor intact,
he added, ‘‘I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves—
and I hope we passed the audition.’’ Then they walked off the stage forever.
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The songs that would make up the Let It Be album were a motley collec-
tion. Unadorned by the production standards the group had achieved in
the past, Let It Be was sloppy rather than polished, erratic rather than
passionate. The album went through many permutations before it finally
became Let It Be. The first version Glyn Johns prepared in March 1969
was a rough mix that included many of the songs that would ultimately
end up on the final release. By 1969 the Beatles felt a need to move on, so
they showed little interest in the project. But Johns was still asked to prepare
a final remixed version of what was then still titled Get Back. He first went
into the Olympic Sound Studios in April and May to prepare the final master
tape. That album, which contained covers like ‘‘Save the Last Dance For
Me’’ and an instrumental called ‘‘Rocker,’’ was set for release on July
1969. The film’s distributors though wanted the record pushed back to
September to coincide with the planned TV special and the Let It Be docu-
mentary. But since the Beatles were now working on their new record,
Abbey Road, and hardly paying attention to the trials of Get Back, they
wanted their new record out in the fall instead. So the project was further
moved back to December. That month, Johns put together another version
of the album excluding McCartney’s quaint ‘‘Teddy Boy,’’ which McCart-
ney was rerecording to include on his solo record, McCartney. He added
Harrison’s ‘‘I Me Mine’’ and Lennon’s ‘‘Across the Universe’’ from his origi-
nal 1968 recording. But the Beatles still weren’t happy with a record that
revealed them (stripped of production artifice) as a profoundly disconsolate
group. In March 1970, Phil Spector would eventually be hired (without
McCartney’s permission) to produce the dormant tapes. The album would
finally be released, along with the film, on May 8, 1970, after the Beatles
had finally broken up. Ironically, for all his efforts, Glyn Johns never got
paid for his hard work on the record.
To give the record a spirit of spontaneity in the studio, Spector left in
random comments, jokes, and remarks that would segue between songs.
So Let It Be opens with a typical Lennon malapropism, ‘‘ ‘I Dig a Pigmy’
by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids. . .Phase One, in which Doris gets
her oats.’’ While his little joke was in reference to his own ‘‘Dig a Pony,’’
Spector uses it to lead into McCartney’s ‘‘Two of Us,’’ his homage to the
Everly Brothers. ‘‘Two of Us,’’ sung by Lennon and McCartney playing
acoustic guitars, recounts the way Linda Eastman helped McCartney relax
traveling incognito after they met in the fall of 1968. They would sometimes
go on trips to nowhere in particular and she would just let Paul find his own
way around. All of this was in complete contrast to the controlling manner
of the Beatles’ tours when they were trapped by their inflexible schedules.
On one of their jaunts, McCartney wrote the song. Yet given the affectionate
reminiscing in the performance, many have assumed that the tune says
something about John and Paul’s earlier relationship. ‘‘Two of Us’’ was
recorded in the formal setting of the Apple studios. When they were first
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McCartney improvised a bass line that fell apart. The original studio version
remained unreleased until Anthology 1. Influenced by Chuck Berry’s
‘‘Maybelline’’ and ‘‘You Can’t Catch Me,’’ it most certainly has its roots in
Elvis Presley’s version of Junior Parker’s ‘‘Mystery Train’’ and Johnny
Cash’s ‘‘Train of Love.’’ Unlike ‘‘Mystery Train,’’ though, where the singer
is on the train, in ‘‘One After 909,’’ he is trying to meet his girl at the station
and all she has told him is that she’ll be on the one after 909. But not only is
she not there, the location is even wrong. Lennon and McCartney concen-
trate on the anger of being rejected rather than crying over a lost abandoned
love. Lennon was essentially trying to compose a song in the spirit of skiffle
classics about trains like ‘‘Cumberland Gap’’ and ‘‘Rock Island Line,’’ which
Lonnie Donegan had recorded. The title comes from the fact that, at that
time, Lennon lived at 9 Newcastle Road and his birthday was the 9th of
October.
‘‘The Long and Winding Road,’’ which McCartney wrote as a tribute to
Ray Charles, has a spirit of finality about it. And its melancholy comes from
McCartney’s recognition that he’s on a road that doesn’t end and is going
for a door he can never reach. His dejected ‘‘yeah, yeah, yeah’’ at the end
tells you that ‘‘The Long and Winding Road’’ is a dispirited farewell to his
hopes that the Beatles will go on. Unfortunately, Phil Spector decided, with-
out consulting McCartney, to overstate the sentiments by dubbing strings
and a female choir over the basic track. McCartney was naturally appalled
by this addition—but he wasn’t alone. ‘‘I’d always tried very hard to main-
tain a kind of classical style that was very clean, whereas I felt the version
that was released was very much laden down by the choirs and the scoring,’’
George Martin remarked. 10 Since Paul was performing on the piano,
Lennon took over the bass. Unfortunately, Lennon’s clumsiness on the
instrument seemed to be mocking his partner’s sentimental gestures, which
hampers the sublime delicacy of the track. Former Beatle drummer Pete Best
once remembered Lennon pulling a similar stunt during a performance of
‘‘Over the Rainbow’’ back in 1962. ‘‘John would play seriously for a while
as Paul gave his emotional all to the song,’’ Best recalled. ‘‘Then John would
suddenly pull a grotesque face [or] produce a series of weird sounds from his
guitar that intruded into the melody like sore thumbs. Again Paul would not
be too pleased and John would gaze around the stage in all innocence.’’11
If Lennon’s bass work falls apart on ‘‘The Long and Winding Road,’’ he
plays a solid dobro on Harrison’s ‘‘For You Blue.’’ ‘‘For You Blue’’ is a
pleasant 12-bar blues number written by Harrison for his wife, Pattie.
During the bridge, Lennon shows such exuberance that Harrison yells out
a spirited ‘‘Go Johnny Go!’’ (However, Harrison overstates Lennon’s prow-
ess when he says, ‘‘Elmore James has got nothing on this baby,’’ shortly
thereafter.) The album—and the film—concludes with the rooftop perfor-
mance of ‘‘Get Back.’’ Written by McCartney, initially as a darker version
that implicated British MP Enoch Powell for his speech against the
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was often right. In 1965, he renegotiated a $1.25 million royalty advance for
the Rolling Stones with Decca Records.
When Epstein died in 1967, Brian’s brother Clive through NEMS handled
the Beatles’ business affairs, while Paul was artistically guiding the band.
Over the years, the group had been losing money through poorly negotiated
deals that Brian had made. As the group then began to bicker more
frequently, they were also less enthusiastic about McCartney being in
charge. When Lennon discovered Klein, he thought he’d met a soul mate.
He identified with Klein’s toughness and the fact that he had lost also his
mother. But McCartney was coming close to marrying Linda. Her father,
Lee Eastman, was the head partner of the law firm Eastman & Eastman
and Paul was leaning toward having them represent the Beatles’ affairs.
Besides being his in-laws, McCartney found the Eastman family as cordial
as Brian Epstein. But the rest of the group backed Lennon in seeing a conflict
of interest by having Lee Eastman represent them. They were fearful that
Eastman would take better care of Paul than the rest of the Beatles. Klein
though was able to secure support from the other three by promising to take
a commission on any increased business at Apple. If Apple continued to lose
money, he would be paid nothing.
On February 3, 1969, Klein was given control of the Beatles’ financial
affairs against the wishes of McCartney. The next day, McCartney made
his displeasure known by appointing Eastman & Eastman as general counsel
to Apple Records. In May, the other Beatles formally announced Klein as
their business manager—but McCartney still wouldn’t sign on. Klein
renegotiated the band’s EMI contract that granted them the highest royalties
ever paid to a popular artist: 69 cents per $6–7 album. To secure this
amount, Klein agreed to allow EMI hereafter to repackage any Beatles’
music into compilation albums. He was also responsible for bringing in Phil
Spector to salvage the Let It Be album (much to the chagrin of McCartney).
Klein did a massive clean up of Apple by slashing expenditures and canceling
payouts and charge accounts that were draining the company’s assets.
He also saved Lennon and McCartney’s Northern Songs from being bought
out by ATV, the company that had been taking over the ownership of their
song copyrights. But Klein had unscrupulous business habits that almost
always ended up in lawsuits. (Klein would ultimately serve two years in jail
in 1979 for tax evasion.) As a result, McCartney continued to distrust him.
He would eventually be forced to sue the other Beatles to sever himself from
Klein. While that nasty bit of business ultimately led to the Beatles’ divorce,
there were first a couple of weddings.
Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, who protested the Vietnam War by appear-
ing naked in institutions like the New York Stock Exchange and the Federal
Treasury, Yoko saw the bed-ins not only as equally dynamic but as a stra-
tegic move to alter the press image of Lennon and Ono. ‘‘No better device
could have been found for exorcising the nasty image of John and Yoko as
drug crazed adulterers than the image of saintly white-clad peace gurus,
exhibiting themselves without a trace of prurience in their marital bed,’’
wrote Albert Goldman. 12 To celebrate their new image, Lennon wrote
‘‘The Ballad of John and Yoko’’ as a folk tale to recount the details of his
troubled attempts to marry her. Lennon had quickly decided to get hitched
to Yoko on March 14, 1969 when he and Yoko were driving to Poole in
Dorset to visit his Aunt Mimi. It was also coincidently two days after Paul
and Linda wed at a registry office.
In the song, Lennon casts the couple rather masochistically as victims of
the press, fans, and the burden of their fame. Lennon, who had once
declared the Beatles more popular than Jesus, was now identifying with
him both in his looks and in his claim that everyone was out to crucify
him. Their difficulties, in truth, were based on things less lofty than their
celebrity status. When they were turned aside at Southampton dock, it was
because they were trying to get into France without their passports. When
they got to Paris, it was in a chartered executive jet rather than a scheduled
airliner because Lennon discovered they couldn’t marry on a cross-Channel
ferry. Apple assistant Peter Brown told Lennon that they could do it in
Gibraltar because it was a British protectorate. The duo finally tied the knot
on March 20 at the British Consulate where the registrar, Cecil Wheeler,
performed the 10-minute service. In less than an hour, they took off for
Amsterdam where they had the Presidential Palace at the Hilton booked
for their honeymoon. But rather than spend those hours consummating their
marriage, they invited the international press for seven days to their
bedroom during their bed-in to announce their peace activism. From there,
they headed to Vienna to eat rich chocolate cake and see the TV premiere
of Yoko’s conceptual film, Rape, a 77-minute documentary about an unsus-
pecting young woman (Eva Majlata) who gets pursued through the London
streets by Ono’s cameraman (Nic Knowland). On April 1, they arrived back
in London to a warm welcome and a press conference.
‘‘The Ballad of John and Yoko,’’ despite its self-aggrandizing qualities, is a
propulsive rock ’n’ roll number which, ironically, features only the two
newlyweds—John and Paul—playing on the track. With McCartney on bass,
drums, piano, and maracas, Lennon took over on acoustic and lead electric
guitar. Released as a single that spring, it was backed by George Harrison’s
‘‘Old Brown Shoe,’’ his second B-side. One of Harrison’s best (yet largely
unacknowledged) songs, ‘‘Old Brown Shoe’’ is a captivating boogie number
about his continually transforming spiritual beliefs—and stepping out of his
‘‘old brown shoe’’ of being a Beatle. As a lively piece of rock, ‘‘Old Brown
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Shoe’’ truly steps out in style. McCartney’s inventive bass work, which dances
nimbly throughout the track, is some of his best playing since ‘‘Hey Bulldog.’’
After the failed experiment of Let It Be, the Beatles gathered for one last
album, Abbey Road (1969), which was a richly textured summation of their
illustrious career. However, as lovely as the record was, its magic was more
self-consciously derived since there was little alchemy left in the band’s rela-
tionship. In fact, when McCartney approached George Martin about
producing the album, he would only do it if they would let him produce it
the way he always had in the past. Martin wasn’t interested in any repeat
of the casual sloppiness of Let It Be. Originally titled Everest, after a brand
of British cigarettes, they changed the title when the band refused to fly to
the Himalayas for a photo shoot. The title became Abbey Road, something
McCartney came up with, because the Beatles were ending their recording
career right where it all started. It would also be the only Beatles’ album
recorded on an eight-track machine.
Abbey Road had a simple concept. Side one was a wide selection of rock
songs with styles ranging from Chuck Berry to Booker T. & the MG’s. Side
two resembled an orchestral medley that featured both songs and song frag-
ments in a theme and variations arrangement. The reason for the split was
due to Lennon preferring a rock album, where McCartney wanted to try
something more symphonic. George Martin decided to compromise and do
both. ‘‘Come Together’’ is grooving swamp rock with a nod to Chuck Berry
and composed by Lennon originally as a campaign song for LSD guru Timo-
thy Leary. Leary had decided to run for governor of California in 1969
against the current governor (and future president) Ronald Reagan. Leary
and his wife Rosemary had met Lennon and Yoko in Montreal at their
bed-in where they had recorded ‘‘Give Peace a Chance.’’ When Lennon
had asked Leary if there was anything he could do to help the campaign,
Leary said that he’d love to get a song that he could use in commercials.
His campaign slogan was ‘‘come together, join the party’’ which was
inspired by a saying in the I Ching. (The party section referred to both the
political and the life celebration.) Lennon improvised some lyrics that began
as ‘‘Come together right now/Don’t come tomorrow/Don’t come alone/
Come together right now over me/All I can tell you is you gotta be free,’’
and afterward handed the demo tape over to Leary. But unknown to the can-
didate, while he was having his song played on the radio in California,
Lennon was in England revamping it for himself. Leary’s campaign finally
ended in December 1969 when he was arrested for possessing marijuana
and subsequently jailed. Leary heard the Abbey Road album while in jail
and was stunned to hear his campaign song redone as ‘‘Come Together.’’
He wrote the Beatle a letter saying how disappointed he was at being aban-
doned by Lennon. The witty scribe wrote back comparing himself to a tailor
and called Leary a customer who ordered a suit and never returned to pick it
up—so he sold it to someone else.
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While the final version was invented in the studio, the hideously prescient
‘‘shoot me’’ refrain was from a discarded song called ‘‘Watching Rain-
bows.’’ However, Lennon’s reference to ‘‘old flat top’’ came from Chuck
Berry’s ‘‘You Can’t Catch Me.’’ This led to a lawsuit brought against
Lennon by Morris Levy, who owned the copyright through his company,
Big Seven Music. The plagiarism issue was finally settled in October 1973.
Lennon was ordered by the court to record Chuck Berry’s ‘‘You Can’t Catch
Me,’’ plus two other Big Seven Music songs which Lennon chose to be Lee
Dorsey’s ‘‘Ya Ya’’ and Berry’s ‘‘Sweet Little Sixteen.’’ He included them on
his Rock ’N’ Roll album in 1975. ‘‘Come Together’’ meanwhile was released
as a single in October 1969. But for the first time, the A-side of the single
went to George Harrison for his startlingly evocative ‘‘Something,’’ which
he wrote for Pattie. Inspired by the opening line of James Taylor’s ‘‘Some-
thing in the Way She Moves,’’ which was recorded for Taylor’s debut album
on Apple in the summer of 1968, Harrison had been working on the song
since the early summer with the hope of including it on The Beatles. But
the tune wasn’t yet in its final form when the group finished the track listing.
‘‘Something’’ is a culmination of Harrison’s previous love songs—from
‘‘Don’t Bother Me’’ to ‘‘Long, Long, Long’’—that attempted to resolve his
conflict between the love found in spiritual perfection and the love borne
of the flesh. Harrison finds a perfect delicate balance that reveals his uncer-
tainties along with his strongest desires. Like McCartney with ‘‘The Long
and Winding Road,’’ Harrison had Ray Charles in mind for the tune. It
would eventually become the second most covered Beatles’ song after
‘‘Yesterday’’—and Ray Charles did record it.
‘‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’’ dates back before the Let It Be sessions (and
maybe McCartney should have let it be). This vaudevillian number is a cloy-
ing, macabre tale of a medical student named Maxwell Edison, who uses a
silver hammer first to kill his girlfriend, then a lecturer and finally a judge.
McCartney thought of ‘‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer’’ as something of an
analogy for how things can go wrong out of the blue. But the song, with its
nihilistic subtext, is as coy as Harrison’s ‘‘Piggies.’’ The flagrant reference
to ‘‘pataphysical’’ is McCartney evasively name-dropping Alfred Jarry, the
Parisian dramatist, who developed this branch of metaphysics in his absurd-
ist plays. The only characteristic thing of interest here is the use of the moog
synthesizer, which Harrison discovered in the EMI building. Without a
manual to figure it out, he fiddled with it until he could make it work. After
introducing it on ‘‘Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,’’ he went on to include it on
‘‘Here Comes the Sun.’’ Harrison would indulge his interest in the moog
on an album of synthesizer noodling called Electronic Sounds (1969).
‘‘Oh! Darling’’ is a stronger McCartney effort drawing on his love of
fifties’ doo-wop R&B and performing with the passionate precision he
demonstrated in ‘‘Long Tall Sally’’ and ‘‘I’m Down.’’ Lennon always
thought McCartney should have let him sing it since he thought the song
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was more in his style. But ‘‘Oh! Darling’’ is placed firmly in the Little
Richard tradition where Paul McCartney is its chief caretaker. Ringo’s
genial children’s song ‘‘Octopus’s Garden’’ also draws lovingly from fifties’
R&B (and it comes complete with a happily crooned doo-wop chorus).
‘‘Octopus’s Garden’’ was Ringo’s second composition released on a Beatles’
album and it was inspired by a boating trip he took in Sardinia after his
angry departure during The Beatles sessions. The ship captain had told
Ringo about how octopi travel along the seabed to pick up stones and shiny
objects in order to build their gardens. The captain’s story so picked up
Ringo’s sagging spirits, brought on by those frustrating days in the studio,
that he was inspired to write a song about an octopus’s life at the bottom
of the sea. As in ‘‘Yellow Submarine,’’ Ringo brings a playfully unassuming
spirit to ‘‘Octopus’s Garden.’’ His shy demeanor, invoking a lost puppy dog,
brings out an aching sadness in the song’s happy sentiments.
If ‘‘Oh! Darling’’ and ‘‘Octopus’s Garden’’ drew on fifties’ R&B styles,
‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’’ brought those styles up-to-date to the
Stax-Volt Memphis funk sound. Not surprisingly, Booker T. & the MG’s
did an instrumental cover of the track on their 1970 Abbey Road tribute
record, McLemore Avenue, which was named for the street where Stax
was located. (They covered 13 Abbey Road songs.) Composed by Lennon
for Yoko, ‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy) is an epic tune about romantic
obsession that is long in length but minimal in words. The BBC television’s
public affairs show 24 Hours used Lennon’s lyrics as an example of some
of pop’s banalities. But rather than being banal, Lennon was paring down
his predilection for wordplay in order to express more simply his most basic
feelings. Rather than diffuse those emotions with an abundance of lyrics,
Lennon draws on fundamental blues forms that cut to the chase. Featuring
one of Lennon’s most intensely soulful vocals, ‘‘I Want You (She’s So
Heavy)’’ also has some extraordinarily funky interplay between Ringo’s
percussive swagger and McCartney’s walking bass lines.
The song is actually an edit of two different performances. One was done
during the Let It Be sessions in February 1969 with Billy Preston on
keyboards and would later be wed to a performance recorded during the
Abbey Road sessions. The repeated guitar riff ending that builds like
the mantra conclusion of ‘‘Hey Jude’’ is accompanied by the white noise of
the moog synthesizer that roars underneath like an army of Hoover vacuum
cleaners. As it continues to build, threatening to overtake Harrison’s guitar,
the tune abruptly stops. Songwriter and producer David Gates was totally
astonished by the sudden ending describing the effect as ‘‘jolting us into
embarrassed awareness that we’ve let a mere recording carry us away.’’13
That ending, however, was more serendipitous than planned. The engineer,
Alan Parsons, was looking for a way to conclude the song when Lennon just
ordered the tape cut with no fade or resolution. Co-engineer Geoff Emerick,
who had returned to the fold to help record Abbey Road, cut it. In 1986,
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Elvis Costello would pay tribute to ‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’’ by writ-
ing his own version for his Blood and Chocolate album. In ‘‘I Want You,’’
which features an equally minimal arrangement, Costello isn’t professing
his undying love for the woman. Instead, his tune is a powerful, blood-
curdling screed about sexual jealousy. In one line, he quotes Dionne
Warwick’s ‘‘Say a Little Prayer For You’’ as a prelude to murder. Costello
looks at the shadier aspects of possessive love. If Lennon sees his symbiotic
link to Yoko as intently romantic, Costello locates the troubling gothic
creepiness beneath an obsessive courtship.
Out of the dark corners of ‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’’ comes Harri-
son’s brightly sanguine ‘‘Here Comes the Sun,’’ which he wrote in Eric Clap-
ton’s garden when the Beatles’ business woes were at their worst. For
Harrison, ‘‘Here Comes the Sun’’ was like playing hooky from school. The
peace of the garden setting on that lovely sunny day comes shimmering
through in the ballad. Of all of Lennon’s utopian prayers, ‘‘Because’’ is his
most lilting. As in ‘‘Across the Universe,’’ Lennon expresses his need to con-
nect to the larger world around him. ‘‘He surprises the listener by extending
the circle from the universal ‘all’ not to the first-person ‘me’ but to the
second-person ‘you,’’’ explained musicologist Walter Everett. ‘‘This state-
ment, about the universality of love, has a fully mystical quality only slightly
less strongly suggested by the spiritual reactions to the world, the wind, and
the sky in the three verses.’’14 Everett also considers the strong impact of the
circular world in Lennon’s ‘‘I’m Only Sleeping,’’ as well as in his later,
‘‘Watching the Wheels.’’ But ‘‘Because’’ is also not typical of Lennon songs
(especially after the powerful, but emotionally suffocating ‘‘I Want You
[She’s So Heavy]’’), this exquisite track features a three-part harmony vocal
performance between himself and George and Paul. After Martin twice
overdubbed their voices, ‘‘Because’’ suddenly gave the impression of having
nine singers harmonizing. ‘‘I was very surprised when he allowed it to be
done in that way,’’ Martin recalled. ‘‘Again the three of them were terribly
good at harmonizing, anyway, and when we actually did the vocal backings,
there was George, John and Paul singing as a trio.’’15
‘‘Because’’ grew out of Lennon overhearing Yoko playing the First Move-
ment of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata No. 14 in C Sharp Minor on the
piano. When he asked her to play the chords backward, he got the melody
for ‘‘Because.’’ The song begins with the classical sound of Martin’s harpsi-
chord leading us into the kind of cascading vocal harmonies that would
make the Beach Boys weep with envy. John Frusciante, of the Red Hot Chili
Peppers, first heard the song when he was 13 and was captivated by it
because, in all its beauty, it had a way of also collapsing time. ‘‘The combi-
nation of the 600-year-old harpsichord, the four-year-old Moog, the
40-year-old electric guitar (and bass) and the three-part vocal harmoniza-
tion—something which began in the 1300s—make this recording a joining
of many points of the past as well as the future, where the distances between
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all these times cease to exist,’’ Frusciante explained.16 After paying irrever-
ent tribute to the mad composer through Chuck Berry’s ‘‘Roll Over Beet-
hoven,’’ the Beatles, in ‘‘Because,’’ pay homage more earnestly. As for
George Harrison, who sang ‘‘Roll Over Beethoven,’’ ‘‘Because’’ was his
favorite track on the record because it had a simplicity that was matched
by a difficult harmony vocal.
‘‘You Never Give Me Your Money,’’ which begins the symphonic medley,
is McCartney’s response to the Beatles’ business troubles. But in typical fash-
ion of the composer, he imagines himself back in simpler, better days while
the music reflects the unrequited longings he can’t satisfy. In the end, he
abandons hope and hops into a car to share his new life with Linda. ‘‘You
Never Give Me Your Money’’ in many ways musically mirrors Lennon’s
‘‘Happiness is a Warm Gun.’’ Like ‘‘Happiness,’’ the song is broken into
three distinct sections that shift seamlessly into one another. McCartney
starts the song in a chamber style on piano to lament how his fellow Beatles
are legally ganging up on him. He then shifts into double time swing to
proclaim the frustration of now being left with nowhere to go. But he soon
realizes, when all is said and done, that the magic feeling of being free and
having anywhere to go will soon be upon him. Harrison comes in with a
similar guitar arpeggio from ‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’’ to underscore
McCartney’s sentiment. By the end of the track, McCartney sings the child-
hood rhyme, ‘‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all good children go to Heaven,’’ to celebrate
his return to a childhood innocence as he escapes the clamor of the Beatles.
(As mentioned earlier, however, it is rather eerie that the Manson Family
had etched that same rhyme in blood on the door of one of their murder
scenes.) As Harrison’s guitar fades into the background, the sound of crickets
and the gentle quiet of nature introduce Lennon’s ‘‘Sun King.’’ The soft
blues guitar strums a melody that has a faint resemblance to Fleetwood Mac’s
‘‘Albatross.’’ When Lennon’s voice introduces the arrival of the Sun King,
he carries over the fragile harmonies of ‘‘Because.’’ The original title was ‘‘Here
Comes the Sun King’’ until Harrison’s ‘‘Here Comes the Sun’’ posed possible
confusion. ‘‘Sun King’’ is all about atmosphere more than anything significant.
It successfully conveys a romantic spirit, especially heard in the faux Italian,
Portuguese, and Spanish phrases that complete the song.
Ringo’s abrupt drum fill breaks the enchanted mood leading us into the
macabre world of Lennon’s ‘‘Mean Mr. Mustard.’’ Written in India, Lennon
based the song on a newspaper story about a miser who hid his cash to
prevent people from forcing him to spend it. Equally inspired by the absurd
limericks of Edward Lear, ‘‘Mean Mr. Mustard’’ was originally planned for
The Beatles but never went beyond the acoustic demo that Lennon recorded
back in 1968. In the demo, Mr. Mustard had a sister named Shirley, but
Lennon changed it to Pam so that he could segue into ‘‘Polythene Pam.’’
‘‘Polythene Pam’’ is based on two people. Pat Hodgett (now Dawson), who
was a Beatles’ fan from back in the early Cavern Club days, used to consume
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large amounts of polythene and earned the nickname, Polythene Pat. But
most of the tune, which is about dressing in polythene bags, came from the
girlfriend of England’s beat poet, Royston Ellis. Back in August 1963, Ellis
and Stephanie had invited Lennon back to their attic flat after a Beatles’
show. Minus the jackboots and kilts, she engaged (according to Lennon) in
a night of rowdy sex with him while inside a polythene bag (which I guess
could be considered a precursor to Yoko Ono’s bagism). Brief as it is
(1:12), ‘‘Polythene Pam’’ is a punchy bit of rock ’n’ roll where each band
member calls out to the other in a spirit of generosity as if feeling the indelible
pull of what brought the Beatles together before they were so torn apart.
‘‘Polythene Pam’’ crashes right into McCartney’s ‘‘She Came in Through
the Bathroom Window,’’ which he wrote about Diane Ashley, a fan who
literally climbed into his home in St. John’s Wood through the partially
opened bathroom window. She then opened the front door to let in her
friends. These fans were affectionately named ‘‘Apple Scruffs’’ and would
be commemorated in a tribute song by George Harrison on All Things Must
Pass. Ashley and her friends took some clothes, photographs, and photo
negatives. Ironically, Ashley got herself a job at Apple, even becoming
McCartney’s dog walker. One of the items McCartney wanted back,
though, was a photo of himself in a thirties frame. But Mike Pinder, the
mellotron player of the Moody Blues, claimed that the inspiration for the
track was something that happened to his band. According to Pinder, a
groupie had climbed into flautist Ray Thomas’s bathroom window and
spent the night with him. The next day, both Thomas and Pinder told
McCartney the story and immediately he started inventing the song on the
spot.17 Whichever tale provided the inspiration, ‘‘She Came in Through the
Bathroom Window’’ is a pleasant and lively bit of McCartney pop that
crackles with excitement. (In its earlier version, heard on Anthology 3, it is
mistakenly conceived as a blues dirge.) After this quick run of song frag-
ments, a bit of silence precedes McCartney’s calming ‘‘Golden Slumbers.’’
In 1968, while visiting his father in Cheshire, McCartney stumbled upon a
music book called The Pleasant Comedy of Old Fortunatus (1600) that
belonged to his half sister Ruth. Within it was a poem by Thomas Dekker,
an Elizabethan playwright and contemporary of Shakespeare, called
‘‘Golden Slumbers.’’ The poem read:
Since McCartney couldn’t read the musical notation, he invented his own.
‘‘Golden Slumbers,’’ which begins like an intimate prayer, restates his hope
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to get back home. But when McCartney gets to the chorus, his voice shifts
from an expression of longing to aggression. It’s as if he no longer believes
that these golden slumbers will bring any rest to the weary. Although
McCartney seems to be singing to someone else, when the song shifts into
‘‘Carry That Weight’’ it’s clear he’s singing to himself. Written as an adjunct
to ‘‘Golden Slumbers,’’ ‘‘Carry That Weight’’ is sung in group harmony with
the full weight hanging on their voices as if they are collectively rowing a
huge barge. Of all the songs on Abbey Road, ‘‘Carry That Weight’’ (which
reprises ‘‘You Never Give Me Your Money’’) recognizes that the Beatles will
have to live out their future carrying the weight of what their career brought
them. ‘‘No matter what they do separately after this, [McCartney] correctly
guesses, it’ll never match what they did together,’’ wrote Ian MacDonald in
Revolution in the Head. ‘‘The world will always hark back to their glory
days as a foursome and they’ll carry the weight of their achievement as the
Beatles for the rest of their individual careers.’’18 McCartney conceived
‘‘The End’’ in the spirit of Shakespeare’s concluding lines from ‘‘All’s Well
That Ends Well’’:
All’s well that ends well; still the fine’s the crown;
Whate’er the course, the end is the renown.
Since ‘‘The End’’ concludes both the album and the Beatles’ career, all four
members have a solo spot in the song—including Ringo’s only other drum solo
besides ‘‘Birthday.’’ ‘‘The End’’ kicks off as a rocking instrumental until the
final fuzz tone of a guitar leads into McCartney’s piano. As a fond farewell to
their fans, he sings, ‘‘And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love
you make.’’ While there wasn’t much love between the Beatles anymore, they
never violated the love they had for their music. But just as the album ends
majestically, after a few seconds of silence, a small wry tribute called
‘‘Her Majesty’’ appears. Basically a music hall song, in the same spirit as
‘‘Maggie Mae,’’ it was originally placed between ‘‘Mean Mr. Mustard’’ and
‘‘Polythene Pam.’’ But McCartney thought it sounded out of place and asked
engineer John Kurlander to throw it away. Kurlander, though, was reluctant
to toss it and placed it instead at the end of the album tape and separated it with
some leader. Afterward, Kurlander forgot all about it. Then during the group’s
listening session to the finished album, ‘‘Her Majesty’’ popped up after a period
of silence following ‘‘The End.’’ McCartney liked its new, yet quite accidental,
placement. To surprise the listener, the song wasn’t listed on the original
album cover.
Abbey Road was an instant commercial success when it was released in
September 1969. It shot up to #1 for 11 weeks on the U.K. charts. Most crit-
ics realizing that this was likely the final Beatles’ album also gave the record
quite generous reviews. ‘‘Abbey Road was John Lennon at his best, and Paul
McCartney at his best, and George Harrison suddenly reaching a best that
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no one had ever imagined,’’ wrote biographer Philip Norman. ‘‘It was John’s
anarchy, straight and honed. It was Paul’s sentimentality with the brake
applied.’’19 Culture critic Albert Goldman was also quite taken with the
symmetrical design of the medley of songs on side two. ‘‘The medley tracked
very smoothly and soared off like a kite sustained by a powerful updraft of
show-biz nostalgia,’’ he wrote.20 The medley was McCartney’s idea to try
to create an extended work as others from Frank Zappa to the Who had
done. Since he and Lennon had so many unfinished tracks from the Let It
Be rehearsals, McCartney began considering stringing them together.
It was George Martin, though, who started telling him about conceiving
the album in symphonic terms where they could take fragments of unfin-
ished songs and embroider them within overall texture of the album. Some
songs, he thought, could serve as counterpoint to other tracks. Thinking in
those terms, McCartney was able to conceive the suite that became most of
side two of Abbey Road. By getting the individual members of the Beatles
to cooperate in providing bits of songs along with complete ones, Martin felt
he was able to recreate the spirit of collaboration in the band that had gone
absent on The Beatles and Let It Be. ‘‘I was trying to make a symphony out
of pop music,’’ George Martin told Rolling Stone in 1976. ‘‘I was trying to
get Paul to write stuff that we could then bring in on counterpoint. . .bring
some form into the thing.’’21 Lennon, of course, resisted the idea. He wanted
a straight rock album because he disliked the idea of a pop opera with no
true connecting links. He saw the concept as essentially preserving the myth
of the Beatles. ‘‘So Abbey Road was a compromise,’’ Martin explained.
‘‘Side One was a collection of individual songs.’’22
Yet as enjoyable as the results are, there is still something slightly imper-
sonal and safe about Abbey Road. ‘‘You get an image of an album and it
all gels and fits together, but I can’t do that with this one,’’ Harrison
suggested. ‘‘It’s a bit like somebody else’s record. It doesn’t feel as though
it’s us, even though we spent hours doing it.’’23 Despite the beauty of its
sound, perhaps what seemed so unlike the Beatles on Abbey Road was the
content of the songs. ‘‘Much of the poetic text of the medley deals with self-
ishness and self-gratification,’’ Walter Everett asserted.24 The Beatles were
no longer singing visionary songs that aspired to Nowhere Land; now their
songs were largely about what Steve Turner called ‘‘the ordinariness of their
concerns.’’25 In The Gospel according to the Beatles, Turner illuminates
quite perceptively the dramatic change heard on Abbey Road. ‘‘The vision-
ary euphoria of 1965 through 1967 had disappeared, and in its place were
worries about money, privacy, home, business, and girlfriends,’’ he wrote.
‘‘The sentiments of ‘Love Me Do’ were restated in ‘I Want You,’ but the
difference was that ‘I Want You’ was desperate and dependent and didn’t
mention the word ‘love.’ The relationships that had once been meant to
make John feel so good were now merely to prevent his feeling so bad.’’26
The cover of Abbey Road, taken by Iain MacMillan, had them simply
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crossing Abbey Road. Besides the many ‘‘clues’’ to Paul’s ‘‘death’’ cited on
the cover, the only death inherent in its image was the death of the Beatles.
Here they’re seen at a crossroad, between the recording studio and the
outside world, heading into the seventies apart and as individuals. Abbey
Road was literally and figuratively seen as the end of the sixties. Given that
symbolic weight, Abbey Road would have the creepy concurrence of having
its cover photographed on August 8, 1969—the same day the Manson
Family massacred Sharon Tate and company on Cielo Drive.
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to appeal to a doctor in the audience. The other artists on the bill were a
stunning array of rock icons—past and present—including Jerry Lee Lewis,
Little Richard, Alice Cooper, Chicago, Fats Domino, and Gene Vincent.
Vincent, in particular, was excited that Lennon was coming. After all, the
Beatles had played with him in Hamburg. ‘‘Be-Bop-A-Lula’’ was one of Len-
non and McCartney’s favorite songs. Vincent even opened the Beatles’ Shea
Stadium concert in 1965. But Vincent was no longer the rock legend he was
in the late fifties. Back in 1960, while he was touring England, Vincent and
songwriter Sharon Sheeley were badly injured in a high-speed traffic acci-
dent. Vincent broke his ribs, collarbone, and damaged his leg. Sheeley also
sustained a broken pelvis. Rock legend Eddie Cochran, who was Sheeley’s
fiancé as well as Vincent’s tourmate, was killed in the accident. By 1969,
Vincent was pretty disheveled, but eager to reunite with Lennon. ‘‘It was
kind of sad,’’ remembered Larry Leblanc who was then a young Toronto
journalist. ‘‘As John was trying to move gently past him, Gene was saying,
‘Hey John, remember Hamburg?’ John was really polite but he didn’t want
to stop. He put his arm around Gene and said, ‘Hi, Gene, nice to see ya,’
and kept moving. The whole exchange took maybe 20 seconds.’’ 1 The
Toronto Rock ’n’ Roll Revival was one of Gene Vincent’s last shows.
He would die on October 12, 1971 from a ruptured stomach ulcer while
visiting his father in California.
The Plastic Ono Band belted through a number of rock classics like ‘‘Blue
Suede Shoes,’’ ‘‘Money,’’ and ‘‘Dizzy Miss Lizzie.’’ They ripped into Len-
non’s own ‘‘Yer Blues’’ and his latest single, ‘‘Cold Turkey.’’ Their short
set was completed with ‘‘Give Peace a Chance.’’ Then Yoko followed by
entering a bag and unleashed her 20-minute abstract number, ‘‘Don’t Worry
Kyoko (Mommy’s Only Looking For Her Hand in the Snow),’’ on the
largely mainstream rock audience. As enthusiastic as they were to see Len-
non, they were less than enthused with Ono’s avant-gardism. ‘‘I remember
at the show that people were throwing bottles at Yoko Ono,’’ Little Richard
recalled. ‘‘They were throwing everything at her. Finally she had to run off
the stage. They would have beat her to death up there.’’ 2 When Lennon
and Ono returned from Toronto on September 20, just prior to the release
of Abbey Road, John was called to a group meeting to sign their new con-
tract with EMI. Although Abbey Road seemed likely to be the last Beatles’
record, McCartney still held out for group unity. But John announced at
the meeting that he was quitting the band although it was kept secret from
the public at Allen Klein’s request so the group could still reap the benefits
of the new record deal.
In October, Yoko, who was pregnant with John’s baby, had miscarried.
By Christmas, they released the Wedding Album, which contained their
wedding license, a piece of plastic wedding cake, a big poster photo of the
wedding, some Lennon sketches, and a record featuring one side of Lennon
and Ono taking turns shouting each other’s names and the other side being
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The stage that the Beatles had once built was so huge and sturdy that
many bands, from U2 to Oasis, would desperately try to mount it. Others
wished to tear it down and forget that the standards they set ever existed.
Initially, that impulse came from the individual Beatles themselves. The Brit-
ish music magazine, Melody Maker, ran a series of letters from Lennon and
McCartney in the early seventies where they bitterly assailed each other for
comments made in interviews. They even attacked each other in songs.
On McCartney’s second solo record, Ram (1971), he attacked Lennon and
Ono’s left-leaning political posturing. Later that year, Lennon would answer
back with the vitriolic ‘‘How Do You Sleep?’’ on his Imagine album. While
Lennon sings in the title track about a better world with no borders, wars, or
religion, he still continued his bloody conflict with Paul McCartney. Besides
suggesting that ‘‘those freaks was right when they said you were dead,’’ he
claims that all Paul ever did was ‘‘Yesterday.’’ According to the song,
McCartney was nothing more than a boring straight who lived with people
who considered him King. Worse, Lennon called McCartney’s music muzak
to his ears. As petulant as their squabbles were, critic Jon Landau saw it as
symptomatic of the fragility both men felt apart from each other. ‘‘The idea
of a group as a unit with an identity of its own has become increasingly passé
as groups become less and less stable,’’ wrote Landau in Rolling Stone in
1971. ‘‘They seldom stay together long enough to achieve such an identity.
But the Beatles were obviously a true group and history is now proving that
it was greater than the sum of their parts. Collectively, the Beatles had a way
of maximizing each of their individual strengths and minimizing each of
their individual flaws.’’6 Their battles became an outgrowth of the knowl-
edge that each wasn’t as self-sufficient as they might have thought. Paul soon
created a new band called Wings, while John worked primarily with Yoko
and session musicians.
Both men carried on regardless through the seventies making solo work—
good and bad—that refuted and reflected their Beatle past. George Harrison
and Ringo Starr meanwhile stepped out of the group’s shadow. Ringo
quickly followed up Sentimental Journey in October 1970 with the casual
Beaucoups of Blues, a country record that plays off the happy-go-lucky
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everyman he portrayed in the song ‘‘Act Naturally.’’ ‘‘All his loser’s cha-
risma is on display: confident, vulnerable, the perfect example of why so
many teenyboppers wanted to take Ringo home, rather than John or Paul,’’
wrote Paul Trynka recently in Mojo.7 Harrison had earned the mantel of
‘‘the quiet one’’ during his years in the Beatles, but there was nothing quiet
about his sprawling three-record set All Things Must Pass. Released in
November 1970, Harrison had gathered all the material he‘d been storing
up in the Beatles and finally let it all out. The result was a deeply personal,
uneven work that added up to a man finally finding reconciliation in his
spiritual devotion to God and his love of making music. While Harrison
was new to providing group leadership, he gathered familiar faces like Ringo
Starr, Klaus Voorman, and Billy Preston around him to find a focal point for
his band. He added the members of Delaney & Bonnie’s group (some of
whom would the next year be part of Eric Clapton’s Derek & the Domi-
noes). Harrison also brought in Gary Brooker of Procol Harum on piano
and former Traffic guitarist Dave Mason. George Harrison had an epic band
to match the epic size of his record. To provide a bigger band sound, he hired
Phil Spector to handle the production. Some of the best work included the
pretty ‘‘I’d Have You Anytime,’’ which he cowrote with Bob Dylan, the
equally lovely Dylan composition, ‘‘If Not For You,’’ the portentous
‘‘Beware of Darkness,’’ and a gorgeously spacious track about spiritual
acquiescence called ‘‘The Ballad of Sir. Frankie Crisp (Let it Roll).’’ The title
track was first written and recorded for The Beatles as an early warning that
the group’s demise was near and not as tragic as some may suspect. His big
hit was ‘‘My Sweet Lord,’’ which crowned his total acceptance of God
through the Hare Krishna movement, which he supported. However, ‘‘My
Sweet Lord’’ subconsciously borrowed the melody from the Chiffons’ 1963
hit ‘‘He’s So Fine’’ (something both Phil Spector and George Harrison, of
all people, should have recognized). Harrison ended up in 1976 being sued
by Bright Tunes Music (the copyright owners) and he was ordered to pay
$587,000. The Chiffons also recorded ‘‘My Sweet Lord’’ in 1975 to ride
on the coat tails of the notoriety generated by the lawsuit.
As the Beatles got on with their individual lives and work, others tried to
fill the gap they left. One tragic case was an Apple band called Badfinger,
who through the early seventies were pitched as the new heir to the Beatles.
But their legacy ended in despair and death. Originally a Swansea, Wales
band called the Iveys, they came to the attention of Beatle roadie Mal Evans
who was a friend of the band manager Bill Collins. Since the Beatles were
just signing acts to Apple, Mal convinced the Fab Four that the Iveys were
worth the bother. Lead guitarist Pete Ham and rhythm guitarist Tom Evans
sang with ringing harmonies that strongly evoked Lennon and McCartney,
and when Evans played them an Iveys’ demo tape, the whole studio took
notice. ‘‘It was their uncanny resemblance to the young Beatles that had
made everyone sit up and listen,’’ recalled Apple employee Richard DiLello.
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‘‘But it was no conscious aping of their benefactors that had produced that
similarity of sound.’’8 The Iveys had inherited the yearning spirit of the
Beatles rather than being a facsimile of the band. Their first single was the
Beatlesque ‘‘Maybe Tomorrow,’’ which made the Top 10 in Europe and
Japan in 1968. Due to its success, the Beatles were interested in grooming
the band, but weren’t impressed by their name. Apple associate Neil Aspi-
nall thought of Bad Penny, after Humphrey Lyttleton’s ‘‘Bad Penny Blues’’
which had inspired ‘‘Lady Madonna.’’ Badfinger was taken from ‘‘Bad
Finger Boogie,’’ the original title of ‘‘With a Little Help From My Friends’’
(because Lennon had composed the melody using his middle finger when
he had hurt his forefinger).
But Apple was just starting to collapse as Badfinger entered the arena.
With the Beatles barely on speaking terms, it appeared that nobody was
talking to Badfinger. As Ringo was about to star in The Magic Christian
(1970) with Peter Sellers, McCartney was asked to contribute some songs.
He had already written and recorded a demo to include in the film called
‘‘Come and Get It,’’ but at the same time, Badfinger was expressing their
frustrations in the press about not getting a chance with Apple. McCartney
apparently read their complaints. He came to them with ‘‘Come and Get
It,’’ telling them that they could record the song providing they do record it
without changing the arrangement. He also offered them the opportunity
to write some of their own stuff for the film since he was too busy to com-
pose any new material himself. Paul still produced the track—he even added
piano—and it was a Top 10 hit on both sides of the ocean. With new ses-
sions pending in early 1970, Mal Evans began producing their new album,
No Dice, but Geoff Emerick eventually took over the controls. Their first
single off the album was the punchy ‘‘No Matter What,’’ which went to #8
on the Billboard chart. Ironically, it was the aching ‘‘Without You’’ that
would become the bigger hit—just not the version recorded by Badfinger.
American pop singer Harry Nilsson decided to do the song for his 1972
Nilsson Schmilsson album. Where Badfinger is tentative, almost uncertain
of the latent romantic despair in the composition, Nilsson found the core
of the song’s strength and his soaring light tenor turned it into a classic,
lovesick ballad.
Nevertheless, No Dice was a hit that caused critic Mike Saunders at Roll-
ing Stone to exclaim that it was ‘‘as if John, Paul, George and Ringo had
been reincarnated.’’9 Badfinger might have found their niche in the solo
Beatles’ inner circle, but it wasn’t always ideal. ‘‘We weren’t preoccupied
with sounding like the Beatles, so it got to be a bit of a pain because people
were asking all the time questions like, ‘What’s John really like?’ and ‘Is Paul
a nice guy?’ ’’ said guitarist Joey Molland. ‘‘We got really fed up with it.
I mean, we loved the Beatles but we didn’t want to talk about them all
day.’’10 But they did continue to hang out with them. Badfinger performed
on Lennon’s Imagine album, did Harrison’s All Things Must Pass, and
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would perform as part of George’s benefit concert for the victims of Bangla-
desh in the summer of 1971.
But while in the United States a year earlier, Badfinger signed a business
management contract with Stan Polley. While Bill Collins would stay on as
manager, Polley (who had managed both Lou Christie and Al Kooper)
became their financial overseer. Polley had them touring relentlessly with lit-
tle time to devote to recording their new album, Straight Up, which George
Harrison began producing. One song, ‘‘Day After Day,’’ where Harrison
played a pining slide guitar alongside Pete Ham, gave the group their third
hit single. Harrison might have even finished the album but he had to work
on both the concert for Bangladesh and the subsequent film and sound track
album. The producer reins were then handed to Todd Rundgren who fin-
ished the record and helped spawn the album’s second hit single, ‘‘Baby
Blue.’’ In 1972, Badfinger was under contract to release one more album
for Apple, now closing down its operations. Simultaneous to that, however,
allegations about Polley’s mismanagement of finances for Lou Christie were
coming to the fore. But Badfinger never questioned Polley’s business affairs.
During the recording of their last Apple record, Ass, Polley negotiated a
$3 million deal with Warner Brothers that included an album from the
group every six months for the next six years.
It appeared as if golden days were ahead, but their Warners’ albums, Bad-
finger and Wish You Were Here, were commercially unsuccessful. The band
continued to tour and attract sellout crowds; however, it soon became clear
that Polley was coming under suspicion from Warner Brothers when he
refused to cooperate in communicating the status of an escrow account of
advance funds. According to the contract, Polley was to keep $100,000 in
safekeeping in a mutually accessible account for both Warners and the band
to access. But Polley never told the label about the account’s whereabouts
and he ignored legal warnings to cough up the information. On December
10, 1974, when the group was about to submit their next album, Head First,
to Warners, the label instead issued a lawsuit against both Polley and Badfin-
ger. Legal action prevented any other advance funds to the band and they
also withdrew distribution of Wish You Were Here.
In winter 1975, the group was in turmoil with no money coming in from
anywhere. All their monies earned from touring, recording, and publishing
were tied up in Polley’s holding companies. Panic began to set in. Pete
Ham and his girlfriend were expecting a child and running out of cash.
Nobody would book Badfinger because of the restrictive contracts they
had with Polley who was now up to his eyebrows in litigation. Although
Ham tried endlessly to reach Polley, he’d never return the call. In total
despair, Ham hanged himself in his garage on April 25, 1975. In his suicide
note, he wrote that he loved his girlfriend and that ‘‘Stan Polley is a soulless
bastard. I will take him with me.’’ With Ham’s death, Badfinger dissolved.
The surviving members would do session work until the early eighties when
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Tom Evans and guitarist Joey Molland created separate touring bands that
both used the group name. It caused huge rows between them until Novem-
ber 19, 1983 when Evans and Molland had a massive fight on the phone
over past income owed from royalties. After the call, Evans followed Pete
Ham’s example and also hung himself in his back garden. The surviving
group members would attempt to keep the name Badfinger alive, especially
playing golden oldies package tours, but by 1990, Badfinger was officially
dead. What made Badfinger such a shadow version of the Beatles was not
just the mellifluous pop sound they created but also the spiritual bond
between Pete Ham and Tom Evans—the Lennon/McCartney of the group.
‘‘When Pete died, his other half was gone,’’ said Evan’s widow Marianne.
‘‘He felt lost and lonely. Many times he said, ‘I want to be there, where he
is.’’’11 The bond they created together had carried the seeds of the Beatles’
utopian dream into the dark tragic conclusion that ended the Apple
era. Once the financial problems of the label were finally settled in 1985,
Badfinger’s royalties resumed just not soon enough to save Pete Ham and
Tom Evans.
Another shadow Beatles project was a Canadian progressive rock group
called Klaatu. Formed in 1973 by John Woloschuk, Dee Long, and Terry
Draper, they named their group after the extraterrestrial hero in Robert
Wise’s 1951 science fiction classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still. In the
summer of 1976, Capitol Records, through their affiliate label Daffodil,
released a record called 3:47 EST. With a colorful image of a grinning cheru-
bic sun on the cover, the record had scant information on the group itself.
The music might have fit the canon of seventies’ progressive rock, but with
the use of the mellotron, backward tape effects, and baroque horn arrange-
ments, the record sounded eerily like the Fab Four. At first, the record
received scant notice. But in 1977, Steve Smith, a reporter for the Providence
Sunday Journal, wrote a piece that confirmed that Klaatu was indeed the
Beatles, who had secretly gotten back into the studio in 1974. (One hint
may well be that Ringo Starr had featured himself as Klaatu on the cover
of his November 1974 record Goodnight Vienna.) Like the conspiracy theo-
rists who thought Paul was dead, Smith found ‘‘clues’’ on songs like ‘‘Sub
Rosa Subway.’’ This mildly diverting number had a distinct McCartney
sound (perhaps proving, once and for all, that Paul was truly alive), but the
track also resembled something from McCartney’s Venus and Mars rather
than anything by the Beatles. There was also the rumor that if you played
‘‘Sub Rosa Subway’’ backward, you heard ‘‘It’s us, it’s us, it’s the Beatles.’’
For those who had been clamoring for a Beatles’ record, the rumor struck
with the same force as Paul’s demise. But, in truth, Klaatu were merely three
guys from the Toronto suburbs who decided to keep their identities anony-
mous so that the music would sell the group and not their cleverly concealed
image. But their reluctance to go public only seemed to substantiate what
many people thought. As a result, Klaatu sold over a million albums. But
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after the news finally came out that they weren’t the Beatles, the group suf-
fered the anger and resentment of betrayed fans. As their album sales quickly
dwindled, Klaatu would finally put their ship to port in 1981.
Since Badfinger and Klaatu hardly satisfied the public’s hunger for the
Beatles to reunite, promoters started seizing on that desire themselves by
going to the original members. Offering them huge sums of money for ben-
efit concerts became the norm. On April 24, 1976, comedian Lorne
Michaels came onto his new variety show, Saturday Night Live, to
announce that he would pay the Beatles $3,000.00 if they would perform
once on the show together. That evening, McCartney had stopped by to visit
Lennon and Ono in their home at the Dakota in New York. While watching
the show, they both toyed with the idea of going down and taking Michaels
up on the offer. But they were too tired to bother. George Harrison though
pulled off an inspired gag when he showed up on the set of Saturday Night
Live later in November to haggle Michaels for his portion of the loot since
he actually did show up to play.
The individual Beatles though resisted all offers to reunite. Sometimes
they would individually play on each other’s records. Ringo would show
up on John and George’s solo records. All three Beatles played and contrib-
uted individual songs to Ringo! in 1973. As McCartney was busy touring
and recording with Wings, Lennon and Ono split briefly in 1974 with John
leaving to Los Angeles for his ‘‘lost weekend’’ of partying and recording.
He returned to Yoko in 1975 to have a child and retire from the music indus-
try and become a househusband. Ringo would record, tour, and star in mov-
ies (just as he promised he would in ‘‘Act Naturally’’). Harrison would be at
the height of his talent organizing and performing in the concert for Bangla-
desh but would reach the depths of frustration with his Dark Horse tour in
1974 when he lost his voice and faced hostile crowds who didn’t want to
hear Ravi Shankar’s Indian music. Burdened by being a Beatle, Harrison
told one crowd, while pointing at Ravi’s sitar, ‘‘I’d die for this.’’ Then look-
ing at his guitar added, ‘‘But not for that.’’
By 1977, a whole new generation of musicians would emerge who would
care less about the Beatles. When the punk scene exploded in England, they
felt a great need to diminish the impact of the Fab Four because the world
the Beatles left behind was not the harmonious place promised in their music.
It wasn’t just the Clash telling us that ‘‘phony Beatlemania has bitten the
dust’’ on their 1980 apocalyptic anthem ‘‘London Calling.’’ Punk DJ Don
Letts, who was a massive Beatles memorabilia collector, recalled in 1975 see-
ing his Beatles music biting the dust. ‘‘At one time in my life I was the second
largest collector of Beatles memorabilia in this country!’’ he recalls
today. ‘‘It wasn’t until punk rock came along that I looked at all this shit I
had. I was being interviewed about my Beatles collection and the punk thing
was just on the bubble in mid-’75 and as I’m doing the interview I’m think-
ing, What is all this bullshit? I stopped the interview and the next day
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I swapped the whole lot for an American car. I stupidly got rid of a lot of
great music that I was listening to because of the Year Zero of punk rock.’’12
Punk became the defiant ‘‘No!’’ to the Beatles’ affirmative ‘‘Yes!’’ Both cul-
tural statements had power and both had responded to the political climate
around them. The Beatles took England and the world beyond the dreary
commonplace, where punk music, which was mired in the rubble of poverty
and a commonplace grown complacent and cynical, rubbed the world’s
noses in it.
In 1978, the Sex Pistols, one British punk group patterned like the anti-
Beatles, toured the American Deep South. Their manager, Malcolm
McLaren, who was unquestionably the anti-Brian Epstein, booked them in
redneck bars almost certain to cause trouble. The Sex Pistols cut a swath of
furor across the Bible belt. Their tour was burdened already by infighting
and poor planning when they set out to deliberately stir hostility and vio-
lence. You could hear the warning in their 1977 single ‘‘God Save the
Queen’’ when they promised no future for any England dreaming. Their
bass player, Sid Vicious, who was addicted to heroin, would hammer one
audience member across the head with his guitar. While suffering withdraw-
als on another evening, he’d even attack his own bodyguard. On January
1978, it would all fall apart in the Winterland Ballroom in San Francisco,
the same city where the Beatles ended their concert career. The Sex Pistols
faced a nasty audience throwing a variety of projectiles at the band with lead
singer Johnny Rotten leaning into his mike as if fighting off a hailstorm.
They did one encore: appropriately Iggy & the Stooges’ ‘‘No Fun’’—and dis-
appeared. The band would ostensibly break up that night.
It was a year after Elvis Presley was found dead that the Sex Pistols
stormed America. Two years later, in 1979, Neil Young would commemo-
rate both in his song ‘‘Hey Hey, My My (Out of the Black).’’ But just as Neil
Young appraised the current state of rock, John Lennon decided to come out
of retirement to add a different perspective. He wanted to return to the stu-
dio to record an album with his wife that would celebrate their current rela-
tionship. He’d been away for five years helping raise his son, Sean, and was
now ready to face his audience once again. Castigating Neil Young in an
interview for proposing that it’s better to burn out than to fade away, Len-
non sought to prove him wrong. That is, until an unknown figure named
Mark David Chapman stepped out of a New York shadow.
Had John Lennon been killed in a car accident, suffered a heart attack,
died of cancer, or simply passed away from old age, it would have been
tragic but somehow comprehensible. But when Mark David Chapman shot
him dead in front of his home on December 8, 1980, the cruel irony of events
rippled back to our first discovery of the Beatles. For Chapman wasn’t just
an aimless loner like Lee Harvey Oswald, he had been a Beatles’ fan. His
intent to commit murder grew from his love of the Beatles, not simply hatred
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shots into Lennon’s back and shoulder. One bullet had pierced John’s aorta
causing severe blood loss. John Lennon was declared dead at 11:15 p.m.
The news of Lennon’s murder spread rapidly throughout the evening.
Radio stations across the dial played Beatles’ music that was only inter-
rupted by reports and interviews. Lennon’s violent death had provided some
uncanny parallels. The Beatles had arrived in New York in 1964 to rekindle
the utopian spirit of a nation grieving the assassination of their idealistic
president. Now in New York City, the assassination of one of the Beatles
sent sixties’ idealists into total despair. Many liberals saw Reagan’s election
a month earlier as a nail in the coffin of the reformist spirit of the sixties.
Now, one month later, part of that very spirit was literally snuffed out. More
than that, the horror of Lennon’s murder had now been intrinsically tied to
what was so enduringly pleasurable about the Beatles. A few days after his
death, I went to a memorial rally at Toronto’s Nathan Phillips Square for a
candlelight vigil. As people sang songs and heard Beatles’ stories recounted
by local radio DJ John Donabie and British pop and blues singer Long John
Baldry, we shivered in the cold and shared our grief. Most of the evening was
a blur, but I remember exactly when the shock gave way to tears. As the Pub-
lic Address system began to play Lennon’s ‘‘A Day in the Life,’’ the crowd
began to sing along. But it wasn’t the words of the song, so choice for the
occasion, that put me in touch with the genuine sense of loss I felt. For me,
it was the moment toward the end of the song when Lennon’s wailing voice,
an instrument of great anguish and great joy, pierced the night air. I tried to
hum along, but the joy I experienced hearing the soft yearning contained
within its sound turned to unfathomable sadness. A volley of uncontrollable
sobs convulsed through me. I wept not just for Lennon but for all the friend-
ships I’d formed because of the Fab Four’s music. Pleasure and pain were
now permanently linked in my experience of the Beatles.
As fans tried to cope with the loss of John Lennon, the surviving Beatles had
a more difficult time. When reporters surrounded McCartney, he looked shell-
shocked, so he defensively tried to cover his anguish by responding flippantly
to the gathered scribes that Lennon’s death was ‘‘a drag.’’ George Harrison
merely retreated into his garden home. Ringo Starr had rushed to New York
to comfort Yoko and Sean. But it would be well over a year before they could
each respond musically to the horror of what took place. Harrison’s ‘‘All
Those Years Ago’’ was the first attempt and although Ringo and Paul were
present on the track, it came as an awful disappointment. Recorded in May
1981 for his Somewhere in England album, the song had an inappropriately
jaunty melody that could have been mistaken for ‘‘Mary Had a Little Lamb.’’
The lyrics weren’t much better. In the final verse, Harrison goes from chastis-
ing those who don’t believe in God to condemning people who thought Len-
non was ‘‘weird.’’ In other words, if people believed in God, Lennon would
still be alive today. In April 1982, McCartney finally responded more forth-
rightly with his tender and plaintive ballad, ‘‘Here Today.’’ Included on his
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Tug of War album, which was produced by George Martin, ‘‘Here Today’’ is
an elegant tribute that resists any temptation to be maudlin. But McCartney
also takes refuge in the arrangement, as if to provide protection from the
troubled emotions that Lennon’s death stirs in him. He reportedly wrote the
song at a time when he was considering what the Beatles’ breakup did to their
relationship. Although it turned them into enemies, he knew they weren’t
really enemies. The polar dynamic of the two men had always created tension,
which in the Beatles they used to provide the emotional pull of their best
songs. But apart, that tension was only exacerbated. ‘‘The dissolution of the
Beatles reveals that their compromises had always been psychological first,
and musical second, and that without each other they both drift naturally to
their own emotional-musical extreme,’’ wrote critic Jon Landau.13 In ‘‘Here
Today,’’ McCartney nobly tries to reach out to Lennon from that emotional-
musical extreme, but that position also provides distance for him. If we were
to interpret, say, ‘‘The Long and Winding Road’’ as a song about his feelings
for Lennon, it would be more stirring than ‘‘Here Today.’’ Within the wistful-
ness of ‘‘The Long and Winding Road’’ is a more naked acceptance that their
dream is over.
The best song about the death of John Lennon didn’t come from any
Beatle, it came instead from a fellow New Yorker: Paul Simon. On his
1983 criminally underrated album Hearts and Bones, Simon concluded the
record with a song called ‘‘The Late Great Johnny Ace’’ that did more to
capture the irresolvable underpinnings of Lennon’s murder than any other
tune. Perhaps because Simon was also one part of a musical partnership that
was fraught with unresolved bickering, he understood the nuances at work
within this tragic event. Hearts and Bones was originally supposed to be a
reunion record for Simon and Garfunkel, to follow up their concert together
in Central Park in 1981. But, as usual, creative tensions erupted between
them while they were in the studio. Garfunkel wasn’t comfortable with the
intimate nature of Simon’s songs, and Simon wasn’t happy with Garfunkel’s
vocals. When they abandoned the project, Simon erased his partner’s voice
from the completed tracks and started reworking the songs for a solo album.
‘‘The Late Great Johnny Ace’’ recounts the story of R&B legend Johnny
Ace. Ace was born John Marshall Alexander Jr. in Memphis, Tennessee,
and was the son of a preacher. He became Johnny Ace when he signed to
Duke Records in 1952. ‘‘My Song’’ was his first big R&B hit (covered by
Aretha Franklin in 1968), but in 1954 he came upon a haunting blues ballad
that would come to define his life and his death. Like most R&B love songs,
‘‘Pledging My Love’’ was a plea, a promise of pure devotion, where always
and forever, the singer will be true to his lover. Ace’s performance isn’t just
heartfelt; its certainty leaves no room for doubt. ‘‘Pledging My Love’’ is as
intimate as a love letter, yet its promise weighs as heavy as the world itself.
One night, shortly after releasing the song, Ace was on tour with Big Mama
Thornton (‘‘Hound Dog’’). During a break between sets, Ace took some PCP
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(angel dust) and started playing around with a loaded pistol. After having
aimed it at his girlfriend and attempted to shoot her friend, he turned the
gun on himself and it went off, killing him instantly. Within weeks, ‘‘Pledg-
ing My Love’’ went to #1—quite literally—with a bullet. His funeral on
January 2, 1955, in Memphis, was attended by close to 5,000 people.
Paul Simon begins his song with a hesitant melody in which he reminisces
back to when he first heard the announcement on the radio that Johnny Ace
was dead. Although he feels sad, he acknowledges that he wasn’t such a fan.
Nevertheless, he sends away for a photograph of the late R&B star which is
signed to him by the label: ‘‘From the late, great Johnny Ace.’’ Simon then
jumps ahead in time to 1964 to when he lived in London and the Beatles
and the Rolling Stones ruled the airwaves. He has discovered the love of a
woman and a whole new sound of music. But just as he basks in the joy of
remembering the innocent thrill of that time, he leaps forward in the song
to the cold December evening when a stranger in the street tells him that
John Lennon had died. The slow, halting melody that opened the song
now returns as Simon and the stranger head to a bar. They decide to close
the place by playing songs that they dedicate to the late, great Johnny Ace.
Philip Glass adds a mournful string coda to complete the song and seal the
memories contained on it.
While Lennon never discussed the music of Johnny Ace, or any familiarity
with ‘‘Pledging My Love,’’ it’s clear why Paul Simon considers it. Besides the
play on the word Johnny (which connects both men), ‘‘Pledging My Love’’
had contained the same seeds of promise that many of us heard in ‘‘There’s
a Place’’ or ‘‘Please Please Me.’’ Simon may admit in the song that he wasn’t
a Johnny Ace fan, but it was the first record he ever bought. And he responds
to the covenant that Ace’s song offers him—just as we responded to the
Beatles’ promise to us. Johnny Ace’s demise, though, had turned ‘‘Pledging
My Love’’ into an alluring death letter, an eerily beautiful tune that laid bare
the fragile guarantees of pleasure. As love and death intertwined as equal
partners that take Simon into the heady sixties, the cost of those groovy
times gets exacted on that cold December night in 1980. When the singer
and the stranger perform songs in the bar for the late, great Johnny Ace, they
are not just paying tribute to the man who was shot dead in front of the
Dakota or the R&B legend who shot himself dead in an unwitting game of
Russian Roulette, they are performing for the ambiguous vow those artists
offered that made Simon’s own music possible.
Paul Simon first performed ‘‘The Late, Great Johnny Ace’’ during that
reunion concert with Art Garfunkel in Central Park. Near the conclusion
of the song, though, a fan rushed to the stage and threatened Simon. As
Simon jumped back, security led the assailant away. While departing, he
yelled to Simon, ‘‘I gotta talk to you, I gotta talk to you.’’ A year later on
Late Night with David Letterman, Simon discussed the incident with Letter-
man. When he was asked to perform the tune, Simon borrowed an acoustic
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guitar and played it from his seat. But before he could finish it, Letterman cut
to a commercial. Simon didn’t play it again until 2000 as part of his You’re
the One tour. But this time, he began by performing ‘‘Pledging My Love’’
before leading into ‘‘The Late, Great Johnny Ace.’’ With time having passed
since Johnny Ace’s death, as well as Lennon’s murder, audiences now
respectfully sat and listened.
lane. Back in 1984, EMI engineer John Barrett was hired to collate the com-
plete Beatles’ catalog in the archives. When he saw the wealth of alternative
takes and unreleased recordings, the surviving group members were
approached about putting together an album. Simultaneously, a documen-
tary film was being considered for television that would tell their version of
the Beatles’ story. When Apple was collapsing in chaos in 1969, McCartney
had told road manager Neil Aspinall to collect as much of the Beatles’ film
footage as he could find at large in the world. Besides checking their own
library, he put out calls to television stations for newsreel material. Within
the year, Aspinall had gathered enough film to assemble a 90-minute docu-
mentary. He sent the group a copy but they were too busy dealing with the
headache of breaking up to bother with it. The footage sat on the shelf until
1989. By then, the legal dust had settled between the Beatles and Apple, so
the idea came up once again to do this chronicle. At first, he thought of call-
ing it The Long and Winding Road, but after someone made a remark to
Aspinall comparing his archiving procedure to assembling an anthology,
the project became known as The Beatles Anthology.
While creating this epic study of their career, they decided to abandon the
conventional narrator and instead use portions of interviews—new and old—
to provide the story. The absence of John Lennon meant that they would
have to rely significantly on old footage and audio interviews in order to
get his voice in the mix. The series, which included numerous rare and famil-
iar film clips, press conferences, and concert footage, was shown over three
nights on ABC television beginning Sunday, November 19, 1995. Eventu-
ally, a 10-hour expanded version was issued on VHS and DVD. While the
full scope of the series provided the Beatles’ story through their eyes and
brought back their enormous social and cultural impact, it was hampered
somewhat by its revisionist tendencies. There were no alternate views—even
from the Beatle women—to broaden the documentary’s viewpoint. Without
the presence of objective voices, the more troubling aspects of their history
either get evaded or treated nostalgically. For instance, by the time we get
to the period of The Beatles and Let It Be, if you didn’t know better, you’d
think their problems were only the result of a few tiny misunderstandings.
Yet The Beatles Anthology, especially in its full epic form, clearly affirms
their musical and cultural status. It’s astonishing to watch a group of
extremely talented men not only survive the cyclone of Beatlemania but
still produce that great music. And when they finally broke up, the group
members still had yet to reach the age of 30.
When the surviving Beatles began going through their old recordings, they
decided to produce three double-CDs to chronicle unreleased demos, alter-
nate takes, and unreleased songs. Most of it was of historical rather than
artistic importance—with the exception of the exhilarating 1964 cover of
Little Willie John’s ‘‘Leave My Kitten Alone,’’ which was left off Beatles for
Sale, and the acoustic take of Harrison’s ‘‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps,’’
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which lends a more poignant tone to the tune. But the Beatles were also toy-
ing with the idea of doing some new recordings. But without John, they could
hardly consider anything they did as the Beatles. Fortunately, Yoko had a sol-
ution. When McCartney extended an olive branch to Ono by wishing her a
Happy New Year in 1994, it led to further conversations. When they met
later that month at McCartney’s induction of Lennon into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame, he informed her of the Anthology project. In order to help John
become part of a possible new recording session with his former mates, she
gave McCartney tape demos of five songs he had recorded at the Dakota,
‘‘Free as a Bird,’’ ‘‘Real Love,’’ ‘‘Grow Old With Me,’’ ‘‘Now and Then,’’
and ‘‘All For Love.’’ The most obvious track to begin working on was ‘‘Free
as a Bird,’’ which Lennon had written in response to his victory of getting his
green card—as well his freedom from his EMI contract that tied him to the
past. But McCartney saw the opportunity to recast the song as a lament for
the lost dream of the Beatles—that is, his lost partnership with Lennon. In
the bridge, where McCartney deliberately borrows the melody and lyric from
the Shangri-Las’ 1964 masterpiece of heartbreak, ‘‘Remember (Walkin’ in
the Sand),’’ he ties together his anguish for Lennon and the love they both
shared of the girl group sound. The track concludes with the strumming of
a ukulele, part of the George Formby music hall tradition that helped influ-
ence the Beatles’ music, and it rides underneath a snippet of tape (played
backward) of Lennon. His comment, when played properly, says ‘‘turned
out nice again’’ which is a George Formby catchphrase. But heard in the
song, Lennon appears to say ‘‘made by John Lennon.’’ Once again, unwitting
meanings get derived from innocent production techniques.
‘‘Free as a Bird,’’ which is produced by Jeff Lynne, the cofounder of
Electric Light Orchestra and the Traveling Wilburys, is given a thick sonic
texture that tries to hide the tape hiss on Lennon’s cassette (making the song
sound more like ELO than the Beatles). While Lennon’s voice has a sleepy
dreariness to it, the harmonies provided by McCartney and Harrison bring
a lilting effervescence to the track. Lynne took on the production duties
because George Martin’s hearing had been jeopardized by both age and
years of listening to rock. The music video shot for ‘‘Free as a Bird’’ is more
evocative than the song. Directed by Joe Pytka (Space Jam), the video gives
us—literally—a bird’s eye view of the Beatles’ life. Beginning with the bird
flying through a room filled with childhood photos of the individual Beatles,
Ringo’s drum fill hits just as it takes flight out of the house and into the
Nowhere Land of Beatles’ songs. As the creature flies over the crammed
rooftops of Liverpool, where below working-class gents crowd the street
and shuffle off to work, the Beatles are inserted into the action having been
sourced from other footage. (In this case, the footage from their ‘‘Penny
Lane’’ promotional film.) The bird (inspired by ‘‘this bird has flown’’ from
‘‘Norwegian Wood’’) traces their history—literally and figuratively—
through their songs. We get references to ‘‘Paperback Writer,’’ the
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staff on their intercom, George awoke and went to investigate. After Harri-
son spotted Abram’s shadowy figure in the kitchen, the intruder, who was
armed with both a knife and spear, started threatening Harrison by lunging
at him and stabbing him in his upper body. As Olivia arrived to help her hus-
band, Harrison jumped Abram to protect his wife. Abram then lunged at
Olivia and she struck him with a poker. Olivia quickly followed with their
table lamp that had a heavy brass base. She knocked Abram off-balance
and he then collapsed on the stairs. As the paramedics and police arrived
around 3:30 a.m., they found George on the floor holding a towel to his
chest while his wife was comforting him. Olivia had minor wounds to her
forehead and wrists, but George had been stabbed 10 times leaving him with
a punctured right lung and a huge loss of blood. Meanwhile Abram was
treated at John Radcliffe Hospital before the police took him into custody
and booked him for breaking and entering and attempted murder.
Abram hadn’t been the first stalker who had broken into one of Harrison’s
homes. A couple days before Christmas Day 1999, Cristin Keleher, a
27-year-old girl broke into his unoccupied estate on Lower Nahiku Road
in Maui, Hawaii. She believed that she had a psychic connection with the
former Beatle that, in her mind, gave her permission to make herself at
home. She relaxed, had a pizza, called her mother in New Jersey, and did
her laundry. Harrison’s sister-in-law, Linda Tuckfield, got in touch with
the caretaker who contacted the police and they eventually apprehended
Keleher. The girl seemed confused that, given her ‘‘connection’’ with Harri-
son, she’d find herself arrested. At her trial, she pleaded not guilty to first-
degree burglary and fourth-degree theft. She would ultimately be remanded.
The Oxford Crown Court, on the other hand, had declared Michael Abram
a paranoid schizophrenic. Abram had said that he attacked Harrison
because he thought that George had possessed him. He also believed that
the Beatles were all witches. Abram had spent a number of weeks traveling
down to Oxfordshire to find out where Harrison lived—even begging a
cleric to give him the geography of the area. He saw himself much like Mark
David Chapman: a man on a mission from God. In November 2000, Abram
was cleared of attempted murder on the grounds of insanity but was ordered
to be detained at a secure hospital with no time restriction. A year later, on
December 1, 2001, George Harrison died of cancer at the age of 58. He
had been diagnosed with throat cancer in 1998 but was in remission prior
to the attack. Many believed that Abram’s assault had weakened his
immune system. ‘‘Of all the songwriting Beatles, Harrison was the one with
the most coherent belief system,’’ wrote critic Ian MacDonald after Harri-
son’s death.16 While not as prolifically gifted as Lennon and McCartney,
Harrison proved to be the one most unaffected by the fame of being a Beatle.
Having existed in the shadow of his former partners, he was able to emerge
in the post-Beatles’ years as solidly himself, not ex-Beatle George. Whether
he was producing quirky and fascinating films like The Lonely Passion of
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Judith Hearne or Withnail & I, Harrison was able to maintain his privacy
and dignity while still using his influence as a former Fab to help projects
that he liked. So when he was attacked, it hurt differently than Lennon.
The moment Lennon was killed, in pop culture terms, people experienced
symbolically the death of a utopian dream; but when Harrison died, a real
man who had lived many dreams had passed away.
As the curtain closed on the Beatles and their unparalleled career, the artis-
tic legacy they left behind was unassailable. Their impact was so strong that it
not only continued to shadow those who emerged in their wake, it begged
the question as to whether something like the Beatles could ever be possible
again. ‘‘It’s not a great disaster,’’ Lennon once remarked shortly after the
Beatles’ breakup. ‘‘People keep talking about it as if it’s the end of the earth.
It’s only a rock group that split up. It’s nothing important. You have all the
old records there if you want to reminisce. You have all this great music.’’17
Of course, we do. It was indeed their music that took us to that ephemeral
world that was part of their dream. ‘‘There’s a Place’’ was one song, among
many, that spoke of an inclusive community where one could find a sense
of self, a truth to be shared in common experience. Today in just about every
country around the globe, people still listen to the Beatles’ music and easily
quote their lyrics. Yet while the music continues to live on in the global
village they helped design, the dream they once offered to us in a time of
grand possibilities is only truly alive in our imagination.
It’s in that life of the imagination, too, where many people have tried to
find new ways to tell their story. Eric Idle of Monty Python, along with
Lorne Michaels, created the mock TV documentary The Rutles: All You
Need is Cash (1978), where the Beatles are satirized as the Pre-Fab Four
known as the Rutles. Idle affectionately parodies the Beatles’ rise to fame
by turning their success into absurd mockery. (Director Rob Reiner, in
1984, obviously used The Rutles as his working model for This is Spinal
Tap.) If Idle sets out to debunk the mythology of the Beatles, it’s not to
diminish the impact of their dream. The Rutles: All You Need is Cash gently
mocks our obsession with the band. So does Mark Shipper in his 1978 novel
Paperback Writer: The Life and Times of the Beatles: The Spurious
Chronicle of Their Rise to Stardom, Their Triumphs & Disasters, Plus the
Amazing Story of Their Ultimate Reunion. Shipper wrote his book at the
height of the public cry for a Beatles’ reunion—so he provided one. But in
doing that, he also chronicled their rise to stardom as a rumor that some-
body might have started in a bar. Shipper takes you down those crooked
roads of exaggeration and speculation. He knocks on the door of celebrity
obsession and leads you, to paraphrase Lennon, to where nothing is real.
But Paperback Writer doesn’t set out to incite in the reader the disillusioned
vindictiveness of a Mark David Chapman. Shipper is actually poking more
fun at fans for not letting the Beatles pass into their cultural memory.
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Like The Rutles, Paperback Writer plays games with the story we thought
we knew. In Shipper’s tale, Brian Epstein is a plumber who just happened to
discover the Beatles in the Cavern Club while fixing a toilet—only then did
he become their manager. When McCartney recorded ‘‘Yesterday,’’ the
Beatles briefly considered letting him release it as a solo single (since the
other Beatles weren’t on it). Shipper even has Paul release a solo album
before the group exists. A Hard Day’s Night is the group’s only movie—
and it’s a drama with no music in it. (Time magazine also pans it.) Help! is
no longer their follow-up film and the music on the record isn’t even their
own. Apparently bankrupt of new ideas, they simply cover popular songs
from the first era of rock ’n’ roll. George quits the Beatles in 1966, after
John’s comments about Jesus, because (as a Christian) he is offended. Len-
non, meanwhile, claims that he said the Beatles were ‘‘taller’’ than Jesus,
not more popular. All through Paperback Writer, Shipper plays shell games
with our recollections. But the book fails in delivering its climatic punch line.
When the Beatles do reunite to do an album called Get Back in 1979 for CBS
Records, the selection of songs are such obvious parodies that they don’t
ring true as Beatles’ music. Up until then, Shipper cleverly toys with our
remembered responses to the Beatles, keeping everything within the realm
of absurd believability. But, by the end, the book becomes absurd banality
rather than smartly satiric. (There is one good joke though: the Beatles end
up as the opening act for Peter Frampton.)
Whenever anyone debunks the Beatles, affectionately or with intended
malice, their utopian spirit is always at the heart of it. Given that the world
in the wake of the band is not the one hoped for in ‘‘All You Need Is Love,’’
it’s still tempting to perhaps ask whether the dream was worth having and
sharing to begin with. To answer that question, musician Larry Kirwan, lead
singer of the New York-based Irish rock group, Black 47, wrote a riveting
novel called Liverpool Fantasy that imagines England without the emer-
gence of the Beatles. Besides playing music, Kirwan has written and pro-
duced several plays that have been performed in both Europe and the
United States, but most of them have dealt with Irish history and politics.
Liverpool Fantasy is a dystopian look at life without the Beatles that doesn’t
spare the reader or ridicule the dream. In Liverpool Fantasy, Kirwan asks
what might have happened had the Beatles split up before their thunderbolt
‘‘Please Please Me’’ had hit the airwaves and broke them in England.
In the novel, Brian Epstein and George Martin believe that the band’s
cover of the quiet ballad ‘‘Till There Was You’’ will do better. While Lennon
balks at the suggestion, McCartney is happy to go along (after all, he sings it).
At which point, Lennon storms out of the studio taking George and Ringo
with him. The Beatles are no more. Kirwan then cuts to 1987 where the pic-
ture of England isn’t an artistic renaissance, but a fascist state where the
National Front, bearing the slogans of the ultraright Enoch Powell, have
struck a coalition with the Tories. Unemployment is high. Racism is
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pervasive. And the Beatles never happened. John Lennon is now a bitter alco-
holic on the dole having watched his adolescent dreams come to nothing. His
son Julian, angered by his father’s emptiness, adopts the fascist dream as his
own and joins the National Front. George Harrison ends up a Jesuit priest
who found his spiritual beliefs earlier in life. Without his defining moment
in the Beatles, he dispenses empty homilies without hope that things will ever
change. The priest’s collar hangs around his neck like a noose. Ringo lives off
the earnings of his wife Maureen’s hairdressing salons. Only Paul became a
musical success, but he’s hardly happy about it. Living in Las Vegas, under
the name Paul Montana (a cute play on an early pseudonym, Paul Ramone),
McCartney is the one experiencing his ‘‘fat Elvis’’ period rather than Lennon.
Divorced and now remarried to an attractive trailer park sharpie, Paul is
haunted by nightmares of what might have been. He’s not alone. Back in Liv-
erpool, Lennon has to live with the curse that the promise of ‘‘Please Please
Me’’ was never fulfilled and that thoughts of pleasing aren’t in anyone’s
vocabulary.
Liverpool Fantasy is a brilliantly astute and stinging black comedy that
tells us whatever dark shadow was ultimately cast by the Beatles’ utopian
spirit, their music created a vision of life that changed the way we see the
world. Kirwan makes his characters aware of that possibility even though
they never get to experience it. They know that their music would have made
a different world than the one they are living in. When McCartney comes
back to the dismal streets of Liverpool, the home he abandoned for fame in
America, he seeks to reunite with Lennon, Harrison, and Starr to begin again
where they once left off. But Kirwan is no sentimentalist. What makes the
emotional core of his book so resonant and so true is that he doesn’t cheapen
the Beatles’ lives by redeeming them from past mistakes. Liverpool Fantasy is
about how you learn to live with those mistakes—and maybe even in spite of
them. Yet instead of the violent, hopeless streets of Liverpool drawn by the
Beatles’ absence in history in Liverpool Fantasy, the reality of Liverpool to-
day is almost entirely because of the Beatles. In June 2008, McCartney staged
a concert at Liverpool’s Anfield stadium for 30,000 people to celebrate Liver-
pool becoming the European Capital of Culture. Meanwhile in Iceland,
Yoko Ono helped unveil the Imagine Peace Tower in Reykjavik. The tower
is a tall beam of light that emanates from a wishing well which bears the
words ‘‘imagine peace’’ in 24 languages. Each year, the tower will be lit from
October 9 (Lennon’s birthday) to December 8 (his death). Liverpool Fantasy
is a reminder that the alchemy of collaboration brings forth worthwhile fruit.
‘‘Critics make a lot of the ability of the artist to say no to so many things
(and artists do), but they tend to overlook the power of saying yes,’’ critic
Dave Marsh wrote in The Beatles’ Second Album. ‘‘They miss the defiance
in it and the daring.’’18 The Beatles’ ‘‘yes’’ was then a defiant statement
and it still is today, especially in a world that’s grown too comfortable with
the limitations offered by saying ‘‘no.’’ As a group, they are now part of
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history, but they still continue to make history through the continued discov-
ery of their timeless music. ‘‘Chances are because the Beatles reclaimed the
promise that pop songs could work as both disruption and epiphany—you
might not hear rock & roll as the force of revolution and revelation that it
has been heard as for these last few decades,’’ explained Mikal Gilmore in
Night Beat.19 That force they exerted was only possible because of the power-
ful magnetism of four very distinct individuals who found a common purpose.
‘‘[The Beatles] still exert this astonishing power,’’ McCartney admits today.
‘‘They’re like a magnetic force. The more all four of us tried to pull away from
them, the harder they pulled us back. And they still do.’’20 Yet despite that
pull, the Beatles resisted a reunion of the group because they knew that finding
Nowhere Land is not like returning home again. ‘‘What happened was great
in its time, but whenever you try to recapture something that existed before,
you’re walking on dangerous ground, like when you go back to a place that
you loved as a child and you find it’s been rebuilt,’’ said George Martin six
years after the band broke up.21
The story of the Beatles and the quest for an artificial paradise was the best
kind of cultural fairy tale. ‘‘[It’s] something that begins with great promise
[but] bitterly shatters, and everyone who cared about it has to somehow find
a way to preserve its best elements for themselves—and go on,’’ wrote critic
Anthony DeCurtis. 22 That summarizes the Beatles’ utopian dream, and
probably its aftermath as well as anyone could. Greil Marcus once wrote
of a lasting image of the Beatles that he couldn’t shake. It was the final frame
of Help! where the smiling face of John Lennon seemed to be, in Marcus’s
mind, ‘‘smiling over a whole generation.’’23 But Marcus felt just as much
pain in that smile as joy because, as he puts it, ‘‘things could never be so sim-
ple.’’24 What he acknowledged was seeing their utopian spirit present in
Lennon’s smile. Within it was an added trace of Nowhere Land, a place
where the pleasure of that smile could indeed be shared, where a human
being could also feel a special part of it. ‘‘The Beatles’ promise came alive,’’
Marcus explained, ‘‘and in that utopia, since utopia means ‘no where,’ it
also faded beyond reach.’’25 But as quickly as it fades beyond reach, we dis-
cover that it always comes back in a song.
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NOTES
INTRODUCTION
1. Lester Bangs, ‘‘The British Invasion,’’ in The Rolling Stone Illustrated History
of Rock & Roll, ed. Jim Miller (New York: Random House/Rolling Stone Press
Book, 1980), 169.
2. Ibid.
3. Philip Norman, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 314.
4. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 83.
5. McKinney, Magic Circles, 87.
6. Mikal Gilmore, Night Beat (New York: Doubleday, 1998), 29.
7. Robert Everett-Green, ‘‘The Boss Is Still Boss,’’ (Toronto) Globe and Mail,
October 16, 2007, R2.
8. Tommy Lee Jones, ‘‘Close & Personal,’’ Uncut, February 2008, 108.
9. Ozzy Osborne, ‘‘The Uncut 100,’’ Uncut, September 2005, 90.
10. Donovan, interview with Anthony DeCurtis, ‘‘Donovan’s Calling: Forty
Years in Search of the Muse,’’ Try for the Sun: The Journey of Donovan, CD box
set booklet (Sony Music, 2003).
11. Michael Kamen, ‘‘The Beatles’ Revolution,’’ ABC Television, November 10,
2000.
12. Gene Pitney, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral History,
313.
13. Dawn Eden and Simon Moran, ‘‘Roll Up, Roll Up. . .,’’ Mojo, June 1999, 18.
14. Vit Wagner, ‘‘A Hard Day’s Delight,’’ Toronto Star, Sunday December 17,
2006, C3.
15. Eden and Moran, ‘‘Roll Up, Roll Up. . .,’’ 19.
16. Ann Hood, ‘‘Now I Need a Place to Hide Away,’’ New York Times, Febru-
ary 26, 2006, 11.
282 Notes
17. Ibid.
18. Ibid.
19. Ibid.
20. Dave Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album (New York: Rodale Press, 2007), 171.
PROLOGUE
1. John Lennon, The Beatles Anthology (San Francisco: Chronicle Books, 2000),
192.
2. Ian McEwen, The Innocent (New York: Doubleday, 1990).
3. Walter Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber
Soul (New York: Oxford University Press, 2001), 145.
4. Ian MacDonald, Revolution in the Head (London: Pimlico, 2005), 27.
5. Devin McKinney, Magic Circles: The Beatles in Dream and History (Cam-
bridge: Harvard University Press, 2003), 156.
6. Greil Marcus, ‘‘Life and Life Only,’’ Ranters and Crowd Pleasers: Punk in
Pop Music, 1977–92 (New York: Doubleday, 1993), 167.
7. John Lennon, quoted in David Pritchard and Alan Lysaght, The Beatles: An
Oral History (Canada: Stoddart Publishing, 1998), 303.
8. John Lennon, quoted in Steve Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles
(Louisville: Westminster John Knox Press, 2006), 96.
9. Albert Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon (New York: William Morrow and
Company, 1988), 123.
10. Ibid., 375.
11. Keith Richards, quoted in Tim Riley, Tell Me Why (New York: De Capo
Press, 2002), 410.
12. Giles Martin, CD booklet, Love (Apple, 2006).
13. Ibid.
14. George Martin, Love album track notes, November 21, 2006, www
.norwegianwood.org.
15. Ibid.
CHAPTER 1
1. Paul McCartney, quoted in Barry Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from
Now (New York: Henry Holt and Company, 1997), 122.
2. Paul McCartney, quoted in John Blaney, Lennon and McCartney Together
Alone (London: Jawbone Press, 2007), 240.
3. Paul McCartney, interview by Jim Irvin, ‘‘Little Sir Echo,’’ Mojo, November
1999, 90.
4. Paul McCartney, interview with Jon Wilde, ‘‘Mac to Where He Once
Belonged,’’ Uncut, October 2005, 94.
5. Bob Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography (New York: Little Brown and Company,
2005), 15.
6. Hal Hinson, Review of The Dressmaker. Reprinted in Produced and Aban-
doned: The National Society of Film Critics Write On the Best Films You’ve Never
Seen (San Francisco: Mercury House, 1990), 132.
7. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 25.
Notes 283
45. Klaus Voorman, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 45, 46.
46. Ibid.
47. Astrid Kirchherr, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 47.
48. Ibid., 47, 48.
49. Astrid Kirchherr, quoted in Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 74.
50. Bill Harry, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral History, 59.
51. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 109.
52. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 59.
53. Brian Epstein, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 81.
54. Alistair Taylor, quoted in Johnny Black, ‘‘A Tale of Two Cities,’’ The
Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the World (London: Dorling Kindersley Publishing,
2004), 29.
55. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 122.
56. Astrid Kirchherr, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 91.
CHAPTER 2
1. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 281.
2. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 110.
3. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 3.
4. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 180.
5. McKinney, Magic Circles, 44.
6. Riley, Tell Me Why, 17.
7. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 193.
8. Riley, Tell Me Why, 25.
9. Ringo Starr, The Beatles Anthology (San Francisco: Chronicle Books, 2000),
80.
10. Phil Collins, ‘‘Phil’s Fab Epiphany,’’ Mojo, December 2002, 32.
11. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 36.
12. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 72.
13. George Martin, quoted in Mark Lewisohn, The Beatles Recording Sessions
(New York: Harmony Press, 1988), 7.
14. Paul McCartney, Ibid.
15. Paul McCartney, quoted in Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from
Now, 83.
16. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 57.
17. Ibid., 59, 60.
18. Paul McCartney, quoted in Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from Now,
38, 91.
19. Delbert McClinton, quoted in Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 23.
20. Paul McCartney, quoted in Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from
Now, 91.
21. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 76.
Notes 285
22. Ringo Starr, interview by Patrick Humphries, ‘‘Stop and Smell the Roses,’’
Mojo, August 1998, 144.
23. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul, 127.
24. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 61.
25. Paul McCartney, quoted in Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from Now, 38.
26. While The Beatles Live! At the Star Club in Hamburg, Germany, 1962 has
been available for many years on both LP and CD, on a variety of bootleg labels, law-
yers for Apple Corps Ltd. sued a company called Fuego Entertainment Inc. in March
2008 from re-releasing the material. While the surviving Beatles’ lawyers claim that
the new CD, which was to include some songs unreleased on previous releases
(including McCartney singing Hank Williams’ ‘‘Lovesick Blues’’), were taped with-
out the consent of the band.
27. Pauline Kael, Review of The Blue Angel. 5001 Nights at the Movies
(New York: Henry Holt and Company, 1991), 85.
28. McKinney, Magic Circles, 38.
29. Paul McCartney, interview with Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 52.
30. Paul McCartney, quoted in Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 21.
31. John Lennon, interview with David Sheff, The Playboy Interviews with John
Lennon and Yoko Ono, ed. G. Barry Colson (New York: Playboy Press, 1981), 142,
143.
32. Paul McCartney, quoted in Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from
Now, 91.
33. Ibid.
34. Riley, Tell Me Why, 47.
35. Norman Smith, quoted in Mark Lewisohn, The Complete Beatles Recording
Sessions (Toronto: Doubleday Canada Ltd, 1988), 23.
36. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 64. In the early years of the Beatles’
recordings, they were mixed in both stereo and mono. Mono was the preferred mix
for singles, but stereo was becoming a prominent format because of the emergence
of the LP. In the case of ‘‘Please Please Me,’’ mixed on February 23, 1962, the mono
mix differs from the stereo. Using different takes of the song, the mono version is
from a note perfect version. As for the stereo mix, it’s from a less-than-perfect record-
ing. Lennon flubs a line toward the end of the take leaving him chuckling slightly as
he sings, ‘‘Come on,’’ on the next line.
37. Roy Orbison, quoted in Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 22.
38. See MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 64, 65.
39. Paul McCartney, quoted in Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 18.
40. Riley, Tell Me Why, 49, 50.
41. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 68.
42. See Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 20.
43. John Robertson [Peter Doggett], The Art and Music of John Lennon
(New York: Birch Lane Press, 1991), 17.
44. Paul McCartney, quoted in Richard Younger, ‘‘No Direction Home,’’ Mojo,
December 1995, 96.
45. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 309.
46. Arthur Alexander, quoted in Younger, ‘‘No Direction Home,’’ 97.
47. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 73.
48. Vivian Mackay, ‘‘Girl Power to the People,’’ Uncut, October 2005, 126.
286 Notes
49. Greil Marcus, ‘‘The Girl Groups,’’ The Rolling Stone Illustrated History of
Rock & Roll, ed. Jim Miller (New York: Random House/Rolling Stone Press Book,
1980), 160.
50. Ibid., 161.
51. Greil Marcus, ‘‘Refried Beatles,’’ Rolling Stone, July 15, 1976, 80.
52. Riley, Tell Me Why, 55.
53. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 172.
54. Billy J. Kramer, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral His-
tory, 116.
55. When the North American ‘‘1962–1966’’ and ‘‘1967–1970’’ Beatles best of
collection was released in the early seventies, EMI used this photo as the cover of
the ‘‘1962–1966’’ cover, plus an imitative photo from the same location and vantage
point from a 1969 session.
56. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 140.
57. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 125.
58. Ibid.
59. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 33.
60. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 159.
61. Ibid.
62. George Martin, The Beatles Anthology (San Francisco: Chronicle Books,
2000), 107.
63. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 34.
64. Collins, ‘‘Phil’s Fab Epiphany,’’ 32.
65. Robbie McIntosh, ‘‘The 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time,’’ Mojo, June
1996, 92.
66. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 69.
67. Ibid., 70.
68. Bill Wyman, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral History,
171.
69. Keith Richards, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 170.
70. Yoko Ono, ‘‘In the Beginning,’’ Mojo, July 2002, 154.
71. George Martin, ‘‘Martin Remembers,’’ Rolling Stone, July 15, 1976, 20.
72. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 46, 47.
73. William Mann, ‘‘What Songs the Beatles Sang. . .,’’ The Times (London),
December 23, 1963. Reprinted in June Skinner Sawyers, ed., Read the Beatles
(New York: Penguin Books, 2006), 46.
74. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 74.
75. Marsh, ‘‘Nice Country, We’ll Take It,’’ 60.
76. Marcus, ‘‘Refried Beatles,’’ 80.
77. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 34.
CHAPTER 3
1. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 14, 15.
2. Hunter Davies, The Beatles: The Authorized Biography (New York:
McGraw-Hill, 1968), 192.
Notes 287
CHAPTER 4
1. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 60.
2. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul,
253.
Notes 289
3. Ibid., 271.
4. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 64.
5. John Lennon, Interviewed by Jann Wenner, Lennon Remembers: The Rolling
Stone Interviews (San Francisco: Straight Arrow Books, 1971), 29.
6. McKinney, Magic Circles, 39.
7. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 553.
8. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 146.
9. Richard Lester, ‘‘Remastered Version of Help! unveiled,’’ (Toronto) Globe
and Mail, Wednesday, September 26, 2007, R4.
10. McKinney, Magic Circles, 72.
11. Victor Spinetti, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 187, 188.
12. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 171.
13. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 177, 178.
14. Dave Marsh, The Heart of Rock & Soul: The 1001 Greatest Singles Ever
Made (New York: De Capo Press, 1999), 185.
15. Marcus, ‘‘Refried Beatles,’’ 82.
16. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 173.
17. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 82.
18. Paul McCartney, ‘‘The Mojo Interview,’’ Mojo, September 2005, 44.
19. George Harrison, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 226.
20. George Harrison, quoted in Keith Badman, ‘‘Long Live Ze King,’’ in The
Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the World (London: DK Books, 2004), 174.
21. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 191.
22. Paul McCartney, quoted in Badman, ‘‘Long Live Ze King,’’ 174.
23. Ibid.
24. Gary Graff, ‘‘Stax-Volt,’’ in MusicHound R&B: The Essential Album Guide
(Detroit: Visible Ink Press, 1998), 538.
25. Jon Landau, ‘‘Otis Redding,’’ in The Rolling Stone Illustrated History of
Rock & Roll, ed. Jim Miller (New York: Random House/Rolling Stone Press Book,
1980), 211.
26. See MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 171, 172.
27. Marcus, ‘‘The Beatles,’’ 188.
28. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 193.
29. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 186.
30. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 106.
31. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 193.
32. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 88.
33. See Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 585.
34. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 90.
35. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 186.
36. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 193.
37. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul,
324.
38. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 96.
39. McKinney, Magic Circles, 165.
40. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 97.
290 Notes
CHAPTER 5
1. Brian Wilson, Foreword, The Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the World
(London: Dorling Kindersley Publishing, 2004), 8.
2. Greil Marcus, Stranded: Rock and Roll for a Desert Island (New York: Albert
A. Knopf, 1979), 256.
3. Jim Miller, ‘‘The Beach Boys,’’ in The Rolling Stone Illustrated History of
Rock & Roll, ed. Jim Miller (New York: Random House/Rolling Stone Press Book,
1980), 162.
4. Brian Wilson, Liner notes, CD of remastered Pet Sounds (Capitol Records,
1999), 5.
5. Ibid., 18.
6. Paul McCartney, quoted in David Leaf, Liner notes for CD box set, Good
Vibrations: Thirty Years of the Beach Boys (Capitol, 1993), 36.
7. Ibid.
8. Marcus, Stranded: Rock and Roll for a Desert Island, 288.
9. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 102.
10. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 45. Rob-
ertson, The Art and Music of John Lennon, 54.
11. George Martin, quoted in Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 605.
12. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 102.
13. McKinney, Magic Circles, 87.
14. Robert Whitaker, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 205, 206.
15. McKinney, Magic Circles, 151.
16. Maureen Cleave, ‘‘How Does a Beatle Live? John Lennon Lives Like This,’’
London Evening Standard, March 4, 1966. Reprinted in Sawyers, Read the Beatles, 88.
17. Paul McCartney, interview with Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 51.
18. Maureen Cleave, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 218.
19. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 226.
20. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 205.
21. Ibid.
22. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 225.
23. McKinney, Magic Circles, 78.
24. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 54.
25. McKinney, Magic Circles, 175.
26. Geoff Emerick, The Mojo Collection: The Ultimate Music Companion
(Edinburgh: Canongate Books, 2003), 66.
27. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 31.
28. Harrison, The Beatles Anthology, 206.
Notes 291
CHAPTER 6
1. Robbie Robertson, ‘‘The 50 Best Albums of 2005,’’ Mojo, January 2006, 63.
2. Phil Ochs, interview in Broadside (October 1965), quoted in Clinton Heylin,
Dylan: Behind the Shades (New York: Viking, 1991).
3. Keith Butler, quoted in Andy Gill, ‘‘The Loudest Heckle in History,’’ Mojo,
March 1999, 23.
4. Robbie Robertson, quoted in Greil Marcus, The Old, Weird America (New
York: Henry Holt and Company, 1997), xiv.
5. Ibid.
6. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 18.
7. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 247.
8. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 121.
9. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 242.
10. Julian Lennon, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 238.
11. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 124.
12. McKinney, Magic Circles, 187, 188.
292 Notes
13. George Martin, Love CD, Track by track notes (Apple, November 21,
2006).
14. Geoff Emerick, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 238.
15. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 644.
16. See Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 131.
17. Ibid.
18. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 258.
19. Richard Goldstein, ‘‘We Still Need the Beatles, but. . .,’’ New York Times,
June 18, 1967.
20. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 230.
21. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul, 269.
22. Red Robinson, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 246.
23. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 118.
24. McKinney, Magic Circles, 186.
25. Ibid., 189.
26. Harrison, The Beatles Anthology, 242.
27. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 252.
28. Ibid.
29. Goldstein, ‘‘We Still Need the Beatles, but. . .’’
30. Ibid.
31. McCartney, The Beatles Anthology, 253.
32. McKinney, Magic Circles, 183.
33. Gilmore, Night Beat, 31.
34. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 697.
35. Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (New York: Poseidon Press,
1989), 68, 69.
36. Dan Sullivan, ‘‘Mothers of Invention at the Garrick,’’ New York Times,
May 25, 1967.
37. Frank Zappa, quoted in Kurt Loder, Bat Chain Puller (New York: St. Mar-
tin’s Press, 1990).
38. Neil Slaven, Electric Don Quixote (London: Omnibus Press, 1996).
39. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul,
236.
40. Pauline Kael, ‘‘Metamorphosis of the Beatles,’’ in Going Steady (Boston:
Little, Brown & Company, 1970), 188, 189.
41. Nik Cohen, Rock from the Beginning (New York: Stein and Day, 1969), 239.
42. Frank Zappa, quoted in Slaven, Electric Don Quixote.
43. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 18.
44. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 94.
45. Dave Marsh, ‘‘Are You Hung Up?’’ Rock and Roll Confidential, 1993.
46. Kelly Fisher Lowe, The Words and Music of Frank Zappa (Westport, CT:
Praeger Books, 2006), 55.
47. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 672.
48. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 19.
49. Rollo May, Power and Innocence: A Search for the Sources of Violence
(New York: Delta Books, 1972), 56.
Notes 293
CHAPTER 7
1. John Lennon, quoted in Susan Lydon, ‘‘New Thing for Beatles: Magical
Mystery Tour,’’ Rolling Stone, December 14, 1967.
2. On Frank Zappa’s Weasels Ripped My Flesh (1970), he includes a rather
sharp riposte to Lennon’s ‘‘All You Need Is Love’’ in a song called ‘‘Oh No.’’
3. Rod Argent, ‘‘The Making of ‘Time of the Season’ by the Zombies,’’ Uncut,
December 2007, 36.
4. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 285.
5. Jonathan Cott, ‘‘Mystery Tour Shot Down,’’ Rolling Stone, February 10,
1968.
6. Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years from Now, 365, 366.
7. See MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 271.
8. Jon Landau, It’s Too Late to Stop Now: A Rock and Roll Journal (San Fran-
cisco: Straight Arrow Books, 1972), 52.
9. The information on the Maharishi’s 1968 New York press conference is
thanks to William Kloman, ‘‘The Maharishi Meets the Press,’’ Rolling Stone maga-
zine, March 9, 1968.
10. Paul Saltzman, quoted in Mark Paytress, ‘‘A Passage to India,’’ in The
Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the World (London: DK Press, 2004), 299.
11. Mike Love, quoted in Paytress, ‘‘A Passage to India,’’ 300.
12. Paul Saltzman, quoted in Paytress, ‘‘A Passage to India,’’ 300.
13. Paytress, ‘‘A Passage to India,’’ 298.
14. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 154.
15. Alistair Taylor, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 273.
16. Paul McCartney, interview with Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 51.
17. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 312.
18. Harrison, The Beatles Anthology, 312.
19. Paul McCartney, interview with Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 51.
20. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 154.
21. Alistair Taylor, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 273.
22. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 23.
23. Ibid.
294 Notes
24. Ibid.
25. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 299.
26. Ibid.
27. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: The Quarry Men through Rubber Soul, 15.
28. Jon Weiner, Come Together: John Lennon in His Time (New York: Random
House, 1984). Reprinted in Sawyers, Read the Beatles, 138.
29. Ibid.
30. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 297.
31. Paul McCartney, quoted in Black, ‘‘The 100 Greatest Songs of All Time,’’ 82.
32. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 192.
33. McKinney, Magic Circles, 262, 263.
34. George Martin, quoted in Paul Du Noyer, ‘‘Ten Questions for George
Martin,’’ Mojo, March 1998, 27.
35. Boyd, Wonderful Tonight, 117.
36. Donovan, ‘‘The 101 Greatest Beatles Songs,’’ Mojo, July 2006, 81.
37. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 152.
38. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 313, 314.
39. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 263.
40. Geoff Emerick, w/Howard Massey, Here, There and Everywhere: My Life
Recording the Music of the Beatles (New York: Penguin Books, 2006), 248.
41. Shaun Ryder, ‘‘The 101 Greatest Beatles Songs,’’ Mojo, July 2006, 62.
42. Ibid.
43. See Turner, A Hard Day’s Write.
44. McKinney, Magic Circles, 229.
45. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 157.
46. Marcus, ‘‘The Beatles,’’ 189.
47. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 160.
48. Ibid., 161.
49. Starr, The Beatles Anthology, 306.
50. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 162.
51. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 281.
52. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 301.
53. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 311.
54. David Sheff, All We Are Saying (New York: St. Martin’s Press, 2000), 190,
191.
55. Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 166.
56. Paul McCartney, quoted in Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 54.
57. Andy Partridge, ‘‘Timeless Melody,’’ Mojo, May 2003, 73.
58. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 297.
59. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 167.
60. John Lennon, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 267.
61. Paul Leary, ‘‘The 101 Greatest Beatles Songs,’’ Mojo, July 2006, 69.
62. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 263.
63. McKinney, Magic Circles, 225.
64. Ibid.
Notes 295
CHAPTER 8
1. Spitz, The Beatles: A Biography, 779.
2. Patrick Humphries, ‘‘Review of Get Back: The Beatles’ Let it Be Disaster,’’
Mojo, March 1999, 116.
3. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 322.
4. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 213.
5. Ibid., 215.
6. Dave Harries, ‘‘I Hope We Passed the Audition,’’ Mojo, February 1999, 21.
7. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 326.
8. Steve Devine, ‘‘I Hope We Passed the Audition,’’ Mojo, February 1999, 21.
9. Gladys Knight, ‘‘Timeless Melody,’’ Mojo, May 2003, 73.
10. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 307.
11. Pete Best, with Patrick Doncaster, Beatle! The Pete Best Story (New York:
Dell, 1985), 120.
12. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 345.
13. David Gates, ‘‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy),’’ Wikipedia: The Free
Encyclopedia.
14. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 260.
15. George Martin, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 290.
16. John Frusciante, ‘‘The 101 Greatest Beatles Songs,’’ Mojo, July 2006, 66.
17. See The Classic Artists Series: The Moody Blues (DVD, UK, 2006).
18. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, 356.
19. Philip Norman, Shout! The True Story of the Beatles (London: Elm Tree
Press, 1981), 381.
20. Goldman, The Lives of John Lennon, 354.
21. Martin, ‘‘Martin Remembers,’’ 87.
296 Notes
22. Ibid.
23. George Harrison, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 291.
24. Everett, The Beatles as Musicians: Revolver through the Anthology, 271.
25. Turner, The Gospel according to the Beatles, 171.
26. Ibid.
EPILOGUE
1. Larry Lablanc, quoted in Paul McGrath, ‘‘This Bird Has Flown,’’ The Beatles:
10 Years That Shook the World (London: DK Publishing, 2004), 395.
2. Little Richard, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 286.
3. Jim Irvin, ‘‘ . . .And in the End,’’ in The Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the
World (London: DK Publishing, 2004), 414.
4. Paul McCartney, quoted in Pritchard and Lysaght, The Beatles: An Oral
History, 308.
5. Ringo Starr, quoted in Peter Doggett, ‘‘Fight to the Finish,’’ in The Beatles: 10
Years That Shook the World (London: DK Publishing, 2004), 423.
6. Jon Landau, Review of Paul McCartney’s Ram, Rolling Stone, July 8, 1971.
7. Paul Trynka, ‘‘When 1 Becomes 4,’’ in The Beatles: 10 Years That Shook the
World (London: DK Publishing, 2004), 429.
8. Richard DiLello, quoted in Paul Du Noyer, ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night,’’ Mojo,
April 1998.
9. Mike Saunders, Review of Badfinger’s No Dice, Rolling Stone, December 2,
1970.
10. Joey Molland, quoted in Du Noyer, ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night.’’
11. Marianne Evans, quoted in Du Noyer, ‘‘A Hard Day’s Night.’’
12. Don Letts, ‘‘Punk File #5: The Secret History,’’ Mojo, June 2006, 78.
13. Jon Landau, Review of Paul McCartney’s Ram, Rolling Stone, July 8, 1971.
14. Greil Marcus, ‘‘Nostalgia,’’ in Double Trouble: Bill Clinton and Elvis Pres-
ley in a Land of No Alternatives (New York: Henry Holt, 2000), 109.
15. Ibid.
16. MacDonald, Revolution in the Head, xiii.
17. Lennon, The Beatles Anthology, 352, 353.
18. Marsh, The Beatles’ Second Album, 166.
19. Gilmore, Night Beat, 42, 43.
20. Paul McCartney, interview with Wilde, ‘‘Tomorrow Never Knows,’’ 61.
21. Martin, ‘‘Martin Remembers,’’ 87.
22. Anthony DeCurtis, ‘‘Crossing the Line: The Beatles in My Life.’’ Reprinted
in Sawyers, Read the Beatles, 307.
23. Marcus, ‘‘Refried Beatles,’’ 84.
24. Ibid.
25. Ibid.
INDEX
‘‘In Spite of All the Danger,’’ 5, 14–15 Kennedy assassination, 65, 73, 287
India: Beatles interest in, 109, 185–86; n.10
Beatles’ trip, 197–99; Eastern Kent State University shootings, 181
thought, 110; Harrison’s trip, 152; Kesey, Ken, 188–89
instruments of, 123, 150, 171; music Khayyam, Omar, 1
of, 265 King Features, 199
‘‘The Indian Giver,’’ 110 Kingdom Come, 232
Indra Club shows, 22 Kirchherr, Astrid, 23, 138
influence on other music groups, 102 Kirwan, Larry, 277–78
‘‘The Inner Light,’’ 197 Klaatu, 264
innocents in Hamburg, 21–22 Klein, Allen: as Beatles’ manager, 53,
‘‘Instant Karma,’’ 124, 259 245–46; excessive compensation,
invasion of America, 93–94 259–60
‘‘Isn’t It a Pity,’’ 208 Kramer, Billy J., 49
‘‘It Won’t Be Long,’’ xiii, 56, 113, Ku Klux Klan, 139
126–27
‘‘It’s All Too Much,’’ 201 Labor government economic policies,
‘‘It’s Only Love,’’ 113 67
It’s That Man Again, 33 LaBour, Fred, xxxv
‘‘I’ve Got a Feeling,’’ 243 ‘‘Lady Madonna,’’ 196–97
‘‘I’ve Just Seen a Face,’’ 114 Laliberte, Guy, xxxix
‘‘I’ve Lost My Little Girl,’’ 80 Landau, Jon, 205, 260
Larkin, Philip, 43
Jacaranda, 20 ‘‘Last Train to Clarksville,’’ 153
The Jack Johnson Show, xxx ‘‘The Late Great Johnny Ace,’’ 269–70
Jagger, Mick, 60–61, 134 Late Night with David Letterman,
James, Carroll, 72 270–71
Janov, Arthur, xxxv–xxxvi lawsuits: Beatles vs. Fuego
Jarry, Alfred, 249 Entertainment Inc., 285 n.26;
Jay Z, 231, 232 McCartney vs. Beatles, 259–60; for
‘‘Jealous Guy,’’ 222 plagiarism, 249, 261
‘‘Jenny Wren,’’ 219 ‘‘Lazyitis,’’ 215
Jesus Christ, popularity compared, xv, Leander, Mike, 170
139–40 Leary, Timothy, 135, 136, 150, 248
Jesus Christ Superstar, 163 ‘‘Leave My Kitten Alone,’’ 107,
John Wesley Harding, 193 272–73
Johns, Glyn, 241 Lee, Arthur, 74
Jones, Mickey, 161 left-handed challenges, 11
‘‘Julia,’’ 220, 243 Lennon, John: adultery, 122; after the
breakup, xxxv–xxxviii, 152, 235,
Kael, Pauline, 93, 180 238; birth of son, 52, 265; as book
Kaempfert, Bert, 24, 27 author, 86; brawl on Harrison’s 21st
Kahn, Ashley, 146 birthday, 53; cocaine use, 257–58;
Kaiserkeller shows, 22–23 divorce, 204, 239; on Epstein’s
Kane, Larry, 97, 99 death, 187; as harmonica player, 36;
‘‘Kansas City,’’ 238 ‘‘Heartbreak Hotel,’’ xxix–xxx,
‘‘Kansas City/Hey Hey Hey,’’ 105–6 xxxi; heroin use, xvii, 217, 222, 239;
Kennedy Airport arrival, 72–73 influences on, 16–18; interaction
Index 305