Maximum King! PDF
Maximum King! PDF
Maximum King! PDF
Written by
Shay Hatten
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FROM BEHIND -- This dude jumps up and down three times, pumps
a fist in the air, AND SPRINTS OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
SUPER: 1985
STEPHEN KING
Okay. Okay, so, get this. How do
you follow it up, right? That’s
what I’m thinking, that’s what I’m
thinking, you get an idea about a
haunted hotel and then BAM you
write it, million dollars, movie
deal, movie was shit, who cares,
what’s next, no, NO, what’s before
that, girl at a prom, blood
everywhere, BAM another hit, they
keep coming, they keep coming.
Vampires BAM, million. The Stand,
THE FUCKING STAND, are you kidding,
got three hundred pages of that
thing still sitting in a drawer
hasn’t ever seen the light of day.
(MORE)
2.
A plaque on his desk bears his name and the title “Literary
Agent.” Dan takes a moment to collect himself.
DAN
How are things, Steve? Wife, kids
okay?
STEVE
Yeah, yeah, the wife’s great, both -
- no, all three of the kids, doing
great, but the idea, Dan, the idea,
what do you think?
DAN
You want to write a book... about a
gypsy who curses a fat guy to lose
weight?
STEVE
No, no, well, yeah, but not, I
don’t want to write it, I WROTE it.
DAN
You already--
4.
STEVE
There it is, signed, sealed,
delivered.
STEVE (CONT’D)
But this one, the thing is, this
one’s a little darker than true
blue Steve, so I think this one’s
gonna be a Bachman Book, you hear
that, Dan, put it out under
Bachman’s name.
DAN
You don’t just wanna ship it out
under your name and sell a hundred
times more copies? Because people
are gonna find out about the
Bachman thing eventually--
STEVE
Nope, Bachman, it’s a Bachman, are
we in this for the money or are we
in this for the art?
DAN
I... yeah, okay, I’ll give it to
Suzy for proofing.
STEVE
Right, Suzy, I forgot about Suzy, I
forgot about proofing, isn’t that
funny, how the mind lets go of
things sometimes?
DAN
Yeah, listen, Steve, the reason I
wanted to talk to you--
STEVE
About the book, right?
DAN
What?
STEVE
I came in to talk about the book,
remember? Thinner?
5.
DAN
Steve, I called you in here, I
didn’t know about the book until
forty seconds ago.
STEVE
Right, yeah, that’s right. Sure. So
what can I do for you?
DAN
It’s... Okay, it’s an offer. A new
opportunity.
STEVE
Lay it on me.
DAN
Before I do, just promise me you’ll
think it through. I relocated to
Maine to manage you specifically,
and we’ve got a good thing going
here, I just want to make sure we
don’t jump into anything over our
heads.
STEVE
Lay it the fuck on me, brotha’.
DAN
Dino de Laurentiis’s people reached
out.
STEVE
How is Dino, what’s up with Dino,
the residuals on Cat’s Eye rolling
in yet?
DAN
Not so much. Look, they want you to
direct a movie. Based on one of
your own books. I mean it’s no
secret that some of the adaptations
of your work have been a little,
well--
STEVE
Shitty, Dan, the word you’re
looking for is shitty.
DAN
Right, so Dino’s idea was that you
might want to do it yourself. Make
sure it’s done right, I guess.
6.
STEVE
Shit, I’d be lying if I said I
wasn’t intrigued. If I did it
myself...
DAN
Do you know anything about
directing?
STEVE
No but how hard can it be, I mean--
STEVE (CONT’D)
Oh fuck. I gotta run. Walk with me.
Steve stands and leaves with no warning. Dan SIGHS, gets up,
and follows him out.
Steve and Dan exit the building. Steve walks to his car, a
shitbox old Honda. He’s past due for an upgrade.
STEVE
It’s an intriguing idea, that’s for
sure. Tell Dino I’ll think about
it. And give me your thoughts on
Thinner, I think people are gonna
really dig this one.
SUZY
How’s our guy doing?
DAN
He just turned in a book about a
gypsy who curses a fat guy to lose
weight. How do you think he’s
doing?
7.
Steve drives down the street. He looks to his right and JOLTS
in his seat.
Steve does a bump of coke off of the back of his own hand.
Steve’s shitbox car ZOOMS BACK INTO DAN’S PARKING LOT from
the other direction -- he’s circled the block.
The window rolls down. Steve sticks his head out and YELLS AT
DAN AND SUZY as the car passes back through the parking lot
without stopping.
STEVE
I circled around because I had a
thought! I want to do it! I want to
do the movie! Tell Dino I’m
onboard, but only if I write the
script myself! The whole thing!
Tell him I’ll have him the script
in two weeks! No, three months! No,
fifteen days! No, three weeks! I’m
gonna do it, Dan! I’m gonna make
the greatest fucking movie the
world has ever seen!
SUZY
Didn’t his wife give him an
intervention five years ago?
8.
DAN
Yeah. But you know Steve. He’s
never been a quitter.
Steve smiles back at him, then turns and looks at the street
again. He grins, WHOOPS, and drives off down the road.
STEVE
BOO!
KID
Ah!
The kid cowers. Steve LAUGHS and keeps walking. JOE KING (12)
sees Steve and runs up to him.
JOE
Dad! I’ve told you a billion times
to wait in the car outside until I
come out.
STEVE
Why? Do I creep people out?
9.
JOE
Yes, one hundred percent, you creep
people out.
NAOMI
Dad, you’re supposed to just wait-
STEVE
Outside, I know, I know, I know.
Steve and the kids get back into the shitty Honda.
STEVE
Hey Naomi, take the wheel a second.
I think I dropped a quarter.
Steve bends down into the well between the seat and the door.
Out of sight from his children, he uncaps a little vile, taps
a BUMP OF COKE onto his wrist, AND SNORTS IT.
STEVE (CONT’D)
WOOO found it!
STEVE
It’s okay, Owen, daddy’s here.
Papa’s here.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Make way for the airplane, open up
for the airplane!
TABITHA KING
You’re really gonna do it?
STEVE
Sure, but I’m not sure which book I
want to adapt. The best ones, or,
the most popular ones, have already
gotten the movie treatment, and
shittily. Maybe I could make
Thinner and put out the book and
the movie at the same time.
TABBY
Yeah, about Thinner-
STEVE
Or I could do The Shining again,
give it a proper go. You know,
considering what a heap of shit
that movie was.
TABBY
People liked The Shining, Kubrick
is--
TABBY STEVE
--a genius. An idiot who made a terrible
movie, I know, that’s what
I’ve been saying for years.
11.
TABBY (CONT’D)
That’s not what I was gonna say. I
liked the movie.
STEVE
I know. Thank you for never lying
to me. But I didn’t.
STEVE (CONT’D)
What’s up?
TABBY
It’s just... Are you really sure
you want to do this?
STEVE
Yeah, I mean... What do you mean?
TABBY
How long have we been married?
STEVE
Naomi’s twelve so...
STEVE (CONT’D)
Right, yeah.
TABBY
I mean... Don’t act like I haven’t
been around. In fourteen years,
I’ve never once heard you mention a
desire to direct a movie so--
STEVE
Yeah yeah yeah, but--
TABBY
Steve. Listen to me for two
minutes. Why do you feel like this
is something you have to do?
12.
Steve actually does look at her, however far afield his mind
may be, and when he talks it feels like an honest answer.
STEVE
Look around you and tell me what
you see.
TABBY STEVE
I don’t know, I guess-- That’s right, Tabby, you see
our house.
STEVE (CONT’D)
And you know where we weren’t, not
that long ago? In this house. You
remember where we were?
TABBY
Yes, I remember where we--
STEVE
A trailer. We lived in a trailer
and now we don’t, because that’s
what we do, we move up. And
directing a movie, a big Hollywood
movie? That’s another chance to
move up, why wouldn’t I take it? I
don’t think I’m tooting my own horn
to say that I’m a great writer. Why
can’t I be a great director, too?
TABBY
I just don’t want things to get out
of control again. Because I meant
it during the intervention five
years ago when I said that it had
better not happen again. So... you
sure you’re up to it?
Steve looks down at the beer in his hand, then looks at Tabby
and smiles.
STEVE
Everything’s under control.
TABBY
(forcing a smile)
If you say so, honey. Help me set
the table?
13.
The King family sits around the dinner table. Steve picks at
his meatloaf, lost in thought, while Naomi blathers on about
something in the background.
NAOMI
I just... I just don’t know what to
do, Mom. It’s hard. The dance is
two weeks away and at this point I
don’t know if anybody’s even gonna
ask me. And I don’t know if it’s
because they think I’m ugly, or
short, but--
STEVE
What did you say? Did you say
‘short’?
STEVE JUMPS TO HIS FEET, bumping the table and sending food
dishes scattering.
NAOMI
What?
STEVE
That’s it! Short! Sweetie, you’re a
genius!
NAOMI
No, I’m sad!
It’s the Nicholson version of Jack. Or, you know, a guy who
looks pretty similar to a young Nicholson.
STEVE
Short stories, Jack! Maybe the
answer isn’t a book, maybe it’s a
short story, a kernel of an idea
that could launch a full film. And
every time I get a story published
in a magazine I keep one copy for
myself and they all go in the
closet. Look.
JACK TORRANCE
Wow, and you only got one giant box
of short stories in there?
STEVE
No, you only say that in the
fucking movie. If you’re gonna
quote me at least be accurate.
JACK TORRANCE
Yeah, on second thought, fuck
taking it easy. Like I ever
listened to my wife, am I right? I
mean sure, Tabby thinks you’re
going a little hard, but what does
she know? If you stop who knows
what’ll happen, for all you know
you’ll slide back down, end up
living back in a trailer with no
family, everyone you love dead and
forgotten like dear old mom... Say,
what do you say we do a little coke
and brainstorm about this script?
STEVE
Way ahead of you.
SERIES OF SHOTS
STEVE
I’ve got it! “The Raft!” With the
kids on the raft! They die, one by
one, then-
ANNIE
Well gosh darn, Steve, are you
losin’ your gourd? George Romero
just phoned last week, he’s using
that as a segment in Creepshow 2.
STEVE
Right. Shit. Hold on, who are you?
ANNIE
You know who I cockadoodie am.
STEVE
The crazy broad who’s gonna cut off
the writer fella’s foot?
ANNIE
Or smash ‘em with a sledgehammer --
haven’t decided yet.
STEVE
Pretty sure you’re gonna cut one
off. But I haven’t even written you
yet.
16.
ANNIE
No but I’m still in here.
STEVE
The Mist! That’s it!
ANNIE
Doesn’t have an ending.
STEVE
What if I just fuckin’ kill them
all?
ANNIE
Even the kid?
STEVE
No, yeah, that won’t fucking work.
Steve tosses back another gulp of his whisky pint glass. Then
grabs a record from his record collection and slides it into
his record player. The needle drops.
STEVE
GOT IT, FUCK YES, AYUH, YES SIR!
TABBY
Trucks?
STEVE
TRUCKS! This is my movie! It’s
about trucks that come to life and
try to kill people!
TABBY
Okay, I think I remember this
story. Why do they come to life?
STEVE
Because of, I don’t know, shit,
what if there’s like an asteroid
that passes over Earth.
TABBY
Why would that make them come to--
STEVE
Alien technology, I think, although
I’m not really sure yet. All I know
is that I’m kind of wedded to this
asteroid idea.
TABBY
And how’s the script coming along?
STEVE
Right! The script!
BEGIN MONTAGE
LATER
SECONDS LATER
The typewriter topples off the desk, spins end over end and
SLAMS into the ground, right side up, inches from Steve’s
head. A little further over, it would have smashed his brain
into the carpet.
The “m” key pops off the typewriter. Unfazed, Steve picks up
the key, looks at it, and tosses it away (That’s a reference
to something. If you don’t know to what, you’re not cool
enough to know).
Steve reaches out with one hand and begins to FINGER PECK on
the typewriter.
STEVE
And then... the one mother fucker
says... to the other mother
fucker... Dixie Boy... Trapped at a
gas station... Mighty Ducks...
Something asshole...
HOURS LATER
STEVE (CONT’D)
(singing)
Her two kids in high school--
They tell her that she’s uncool--
‘Cause she’s still preoccupied--
With 19, 19, 1985!
19.
STEVE
Who are you to talk, you’re not
real either.
JACK TORRANCE
Harsh but fair, amigo. Here, have
another beer.
END MONTAGE
Steve RUNS through the door of Dan’s office. Dan sits at his
desk. Across from Dan, SOME DUDE who’s probably a client.
STEVE
DAN!
DAN
Steve, I’m with a client.
SOME DUDE
Fuck me, is that Stephen King? I
can come back.
DAN
No, it’s okay--
STEVE
Sure, come back. Send a book, I’ll
sign it. See ya later, buddy.
STEVE (CONT’D)
There it is!
DAN
There... There what is?
20.
STEVE
The script! The script, for the
movie I’m directing! I’m gonna call
it Maximum Overdrive!
DAN
This is it? It’s done?! I told you
this was a possibility three days
ago and you finished the script?
How long even is this thing?
STEVE
250 pages. But I’m making cuts.
DAN
Steve...
STEVE
What, what is it?
DAN
I don’t know. How do you feel? Do
you feel like you maybe need to
step back and take a breath? Think
about how you can really be your
best self when making this film,
instead of rushing head long into
something you’re not prepared for?
STEVE
Actually, there is something I’ve
been thinking about.
DAN
What is it? I’m sure it’s a problem
we can work through. Challenges are
how we--
STEVE
AC/DC.
DAN
What?
STEVE
They’re my favorite band.
DAN
...Yeah, I know, I read your books.
STEVE
I don’t want to do this movie
unless they write an original
soundtrack for it.
21.
DAN
Seriously?
STEVE
Sure, yeah, why not?
DAN
That might not be possible.
STEVE
Get me in a room with Angus Young
and let’s find out.
DAN
That might not be as easy as-
STEVE
I’m pretty sure he’ll take a
meeting with me, I wrote Pet
Sematary.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Get me a meeting with Angus Young.
And get me back in a room with Dino
de Laurentiis, I should probably
confirm that this is really
happening! Oh, and read the script,
I think you’ll like it!
NAOMI
Hey dad. Where are you off to?
STEVE
I’m, uh, I know this is a little
crazy but I’m about to go meet with
AC/DC.
NAOMI
They’re in Bangor?
22.
STEVE
They’re actually playing a show in
Portland, I’m driving down there
for the day.
NAOMI
Oh. Does mom know?
STEVE
No, good point, can you tell her?
NAOMI
Um...
NAOMI (CONT’D)
Sure, dad.
Stephen King sits across from AC/DC’s ANGUS YOUNG and BRIAN
JOHNSON in a diner booth.
ANGUS
So you want us to-
STEVE
Write an original soundtrack for
the movie, back to front, yes.
ANGUS
And the movie is about--
STEVE
Right, trucks-- no, well, not just
trucks but all machines, because a
comet passes over Earth and causes
all the machines to--
BRIAN
Sure, come to life.
STEVE
Exactly.
ANGUS
Well shit, I guess I’m the fuck on
board. I love your writing, and
Brian is a huge fan of Carrie, so.
BRIAN
That’s true.
23.
STEVE
Great.
ANGUS
Great.
BRIAN
Great. Say, I think I’m gonna go to
the bathroom and--
STEVE
Wait, for what reason? To take a
piss, or to “powder your nose?”
BRIAN
If by powder my nose you mean snort
a shitload of coke, then yeah, I’m
gonna go snort a shitload of coke.
STEVE
Great.
BRIAN
Great.
STEVE
I’ll come with you.
BRIAN
No, wait, stay still.
STEVE
Alight, hold on, look up at the
ceiling.
BRIAN
Okay, now get your dick out.
STEVE
What?
24.
Steve exits the diner, waves goodbye to Angus and Brian, and
gets into his car.
DINO
I will be honest. I am not one
hundred percent sure you have...
how do I say this? Script directing
capabilities.
STEVE
Dino, to be honest, neither am I.
But I’ve been able to pick
everything else up along the way,
right?
DINO
This is what I think as well. And
to be honest, what does it matter?
You make good movie, you make bad
movie, this is not huge risk, I
wish for you to make movie you want
to make, and I think it will make
money on your good name alone.
STEVE
Even if it’s a heap of shit?
25.
DINO
Hey, we made money on Firestarter,
didn’t we?
STEVE
I guess we did.
DINO
Good! Now we need to start thinking
about a script.
Steve pulls out a copy of the script and drops it onto the
table in front of Dino.
STEVE
Here it is, hot off the presses.
DINO
You work fast, my friend!
STEVE
Shit yeah.
DINO
Trucks? It’s trucks trying to kill
people?
STEVE
Well, all machines really, because
a comet passes over the Earth--
DINO
Great.
STEVE
And the tail of the comet brings
all the machines to life and makes
them evil, so they try to kill a
group of people who take shelter at
a truck stop--
DINO
Cool.
STEVE
It’s based on a short story--
DINO
I love it. Who you want to star?
STEVE
I was thinking Redford....
26.
DINO
You were thinking Redford? You were
thinking Robert Redford for our
little movie where trucks kill
people?
STEVE
What, is that not a realistic plan?
DINO
I can call him, but I suspect he
will tell us to, eh, to fuck you,
plus, this man, he will consume
half our budget on day one.
STEVE
Well shit, Dino. What are you
thinking, then?
DINO
I tell you. I have a strong working
relationship with Emilio Estevez.
STEVE
Emilio Estevez?
DINO
The kid! The sexy kid! From
Outsiders, from Repo Men. Martin
Sheen’s son, so practically already
in the King family. I tell you, the
kid has chops. And besides, the
ladies love him. We’ll make back
our money just from the pussies
that flood the theater.
STEVE
Is that really true? He’ll draw a
female crowd?
DINO
With arms like that kid has, he’s
probably fucking his way through
half of Manhattan right now.
EMILIO
Oh, Demi! Oh, Demi Moore! You’re so
famous and we’re fucking! We’re
both so fucking famous! If we taped
this we could sell it for forty
million dollars! Huhhh! HUUUHHH!
DEMI
Shut up, Emilio.
EMILIO
Yeah. What? Wait, what the fuck is
the movie about? No, wait, what is
it really about?
(beat)
Are you serious? But it’s-- you
said King’s involved? Wow, no shit?
Directing? How much is the offer
for? Yeah, yeah, thanks Bernie.
Yeah, send over the script.
EMILIO (CONT’D)
They want me to read for the lead
in a Stephen King movie. Do you
think I should do it?
DEMI
Can we talk about this later
please?
EMILIO
Yeah, right, sorry.
STEVE
Everyone be on your best behavior,
I’m flying potential cast in to
read for me today.
TABBY
Is that... Is that the normal
procedure, for something like this,
honey?
STEVE
When has normal ever helped
anybody?
Steve looks into the mirror. THE MAN IN BLACK stands over his
shoulder. He nods at Steve -- a faint smile on his lips.
SEVERAL MUSHROOMS, and not the kind you cook for dinner, sit
in his palm. Enough to fuck up more than a few people. Steve
thinks -- then pops them all into his mouth.
Steve and Emilio sit across from one another on vintage bar
stools.
EMILIO
Listen man, I just want to say, I’m
a huge fan. This is a little
embarrassing but Christine was
actually one of the first books I
ever really read, it’s--
STEVE
Answer me one question.
EMILIO
Um... Sure.
STEVE
You’re not Robert Redford.
29.
EMILIO
That’s... accurate.
STEVE
Yeah, well, I wanted Redford to be
in my movie.
EMILIO
I’m sorry I’m not him?
STEVE
Don’t beat yourself up too bad --
your dad was in one of my movies,
did you know that?
EMILIO
I did.
STEVE
And you know Dino.
EMILIO
Yeah, a little.
STEVE
Okay, well, I don’t know, do you
want to do it? You can act, right?
EMILIO
Do you want me to read sides or
something?
STEVE
Huh?
EMILIO
To make sure I’m... right for the
part?
STEVE
Oh. I don’t know, do you want to do
improv or something?
EMILIO
Sure?
Steve raises his arms and runs across the room towards
Emilio.
STEVE
WOOOOO WOOOO I’M A TRUCK I’M GONNA
KILL YOU!
30.
EMILIO
(halfhearted)
Ahh!
STEVE
Great. You’ll do. We shoot in North
Carolina in the summer. That work
for you?
EMILIO
I’ll have to talk to my agents--
STEVE
Cool, see you then.
STEVE (CONT’D)
We’re gonna make history together.
YEARDLEY
May I just say, Mr. King, I really
love you. On one of my first dates
ever we went to see Carrie, it’s
just delightful.
STEVE
Have you prepared your sides?
YEARDLEY
There’s only one line on this piece
of paper.
STEVE
So read it. And by fuck, read it
well.
YEARDLEY
(flat)
Don’t make me a widow on my wedding
day, Curtis.
31.
STEVE
Louder.
YEARDLEY
Don’t make me a widow on my wedding
day, Curtis!
STEVE
WITH PASSION!
YEARDLEY
DON’T MAKE ME A WIDOW ON MY WEDDING
DAY, CURTIS!
STEVE
You’re hired.
LAURA
(into phone)
Yes, Mark, I’m here. But I’m not
happy about it. You know I finally
got a change to read the script on
the flight over? Jesus--
(listens)
I know! I know it’s King! But I’ve
said it a million times, I wanna be
a fucking movie star, not a drive-
in queen! I want fame, damn it!
Starring roles, tabloid scandals,
all of it! What good is it gonna do
me to be in a shitty car movie--
LAURA (CONT’D)
(whispers into phone)
Holy shit, is Emilio Estevez
auditioning for this movie?
(listens)
He’s practically a lock?! Well
hell, let me paint you a picture--
photos of me and him, kissing on
set. You think that scandal would
finally get my name out there?
(MORE)
32.
LAURA (CONT’D)
I mean shit-- what if I could break
them up and steal him from Demi
fuckin’ Moore?
EMILIO
The one and only.
LAURA
Hi. I’m Laura.
EMILIO
Pleasure to meet you.
LAURA
Man, I’ve-- not to freak out here,
but I’m a huge fan, dude, The
Outsiders-- wait, are you-- are you
gonna be in this movie?
EMILIO
Startin’ to sound that way. You?
LAURA
Guess I’m about to find out.
EMILIO
Best of luck then, Laura. Hope to
see you on set.
LAURA
Oh. You’re gonna see me on set.
LAURA
I’m a fan of your work. Cujo, and
all that. Spooky shit.
STEVE
Thank you. You’re here to read for--
LAURA
Brett. Weird name for a character.
A boy’s name.
STEVE
My apologies.
LAURA
You’re having me read from the sex
scene. Of course.
STEVE
Sorry about that. Make the most of
it?
LAURA
Why of course.
LAURA (CONT’D)
You're looking quite a bit cuter, I
must admit. I’ll tell you one
thing, hero.
STEVE
(reading dialogue)
What’s that?
LAURA
You make love like Dangerous Dan
McGrew.
STEVE
(reading action)
She throws herself into his arms
and hugs him hard. Kisses him. And
he picks her up and carries her
back to the cot for Round Two.
They lower their sides. Laura fixes him with a sultry gaze.
34.
LAURA
What’d you think?
STEVE
You’re hired.
LAURA
Great. See you in North Carolina.
Laura exits the casting room and rebuttons her shirt, the
sultry guise she was putting on IMMEDIATELY dropping away.
She walks off down the hall.
TABBY
Sweetie, come out to the driveway,
we’re gonna say goodbye to your
father.
JOE
Coming!
Steve loads a suitcase into the trunk of his car and slams
the trunk. He turns towards Tabby and Naomi.
TABBY
We’re gonna miss you around the
house.
STEVE
You’re gonna come visit the set at
some point, right?
TABBY
Sure, once the kids are out of
school in a couple weeks I’ll load
them onto an airplane, we’ll come
see what you’re working on. What is
it, thirty days of filming?
35.
STEVE
Thirty-one, I think.
TABBY
And you’re gonna... You know...
Take it easy?
STEVE
I’ll be fine, Tabby. Like always.
Joe runs out of the house and jogs up to them, small stack of
paper in his hand.
JOE
Hey dad!
STEVE
What is it, buddy?
JOE
I, uh... I wrote something. I was
wondering if you’d take a look at
it.
STEVE
What, like a story?
JOE
Yeah, something like that.
STEVE
You sure I’m not too uncool to read
it?
JOE
I mean, you’re pretty uncool,
but... I’d appreciate it.
STEVE
Yeah, sure, buddy. I’m gonna be
pretty busy over the next few
months but I’ll try to take a look.
Steve crams the story into his pocket. Joe looks uncertain.
NAOMI
So, dad? You excited? Your first
movie?
36.
STEVE
You know? I really am. I just... I
really think I can do it.
TABBY
Do what?
STEVE
Make the greatest movie of all
time.
BEGIN MONTAGE
END MONTAGE
DINO
Steve. This my masterpiece. What
you think?
37.
STEVE
It looks straight out of a
unicorn’s pussy snortin’ dream.
DINO
What does this mean?
STEVE
It looks incredible. The truck,
especially. Remind me, Deenies, why
are you in town?
DINO
Another production of mine is
shooting here, this is why we shoot
you movie in North Carolina, I tell
you this two hundred times.
STEVE
Oh yeah, right. What’s the other
movie?
DINO
It is called Blue Velvet.
STEVE
Interesting title. Not to my taste
but it’s undeniably evocative.
DINO
I am inclined to agree. But, that
Kyle McLaughlin. Biggest dick I
have ever seen on a man.
STEVE
Oh, he shows his dick in the movie?
DINO
No, why?
EMILIO
Hey! Laura, right? Great to see you
again!
38.
LAURA
(flirty)
You too.
STEVE
Can I just say, so fucking glad to
have all of you here. The purpose
of this table read--
DINO
Like all table reads, the purpose
is to get the script on its feet,
give notes on performances...
STEVE
Yeah yeah yeah, but in this case...
I wrote the script very fast. I
just want to make sure everything
makes logical sense. So if anything
stands out as illogical, feel free
to speak up. Alright. I’ll be
reading action. Fade in...
Many pages have been turned. Emilio and an older actor, PAT
HINGLE (60s), are the stars of the scene being read.
PAT
You’re messin’ where you hadn't
ought to be messin' again, boy. I
guess sometimes even college boys
don't learn their lessons until
they've had their chops busted a
few times, do they?
EMILIO
Do you know whats going on outside,
you happy asshole? You blind?
STEVE
Great! I think that scene holds up,
right?
EMILIO
Well sure, I’m just wondering what
exactly it means to call someone a
happy asshole--
39.
STEVE
(cutting him off)
It’s perfect! Moving on.
HOLTER
Bill... Where's my dad?
PAT
Done got scrubbed by one of them
big boys out there. Tough break,
kid.
STEVE
(reading action)
Laura slaps him in the face, hard.
LAURA
A little lesson in manners from the
road-twitch, you fucking oinker.
STEVE
End of scene, great work!
LAURA
I just don’t know exactly what a
‘road twitch’ is, but--
STEVE
Figure it out from context, Laura,
it’s a common expression in Maine.
EMILIO
It’s a broom. Say you’re a race of
aliens looking for a new place to
live... say you're looking for a
new planet like you or me might
look for a new house. Only it's
like a big old house no one ever
took care of. So they send in their
interstellar housecleaners... send
in their broom... and sweep it
clean.
LAURA
I never saw a hero with his ass up
in the air like that.
EMILIO
Don’t you go to the movies? Heroes
always do this shit alone.
STEVE
The end. Great! That’s a wrap. Is
there anything logically that
doesn’t make sense?
DINO
I believe some of the lines--
STEVE
No, the lines are great. We’re
talking logic. Logic. Anyone?
YEARDLEY
In the script, all cars come to
life, right? But why don’t the cars
we’re driving come to life? Like,
we’re in a car, driving away from
evil cars... Is our car not evil?
Why wouldn’t our car crash itself
into another car to blow us up?
STEVE
Hmm. Interesting. A legitimate
point, Yeardley. Thank you. I’ll
fix it before the day.
(closes his eyes)
Committing to memory... Committing
to memory... Got it!
STEVE (CONT’D)
Anyone else have logic issues?
STEVE (CONT’D)
Cool. We’re gonna make ART, people.
TABBY - PHONE
(groggy)
Hello.
STEVE
Tabby. Tabitha.
TABBY - PHONE
Steve... What time is it?
STEVE
Tabby. It’s the first day. It’s the
first day of shooting.
TABBY - PHONE
Well tomorrow is. It’s not day yet.
STEVE
Tabby.
TABBY - PHONE
You’re nervous?
STEVE
No. Never.
(beat)
A little.
TABBY - PHONE
(falling asleep)
Just... remember... you’re gonna...
do... great...
ANNIE WILKES
Sure, that wife of yours says
you’re gonna do great, but what the
cockadoodie heck does that dirty
bird know? I’m your number one fan,
Stevie, and I’m worried you just
won’t have the energy.
ANNIE WILKES
Who the heck are you?
STEVE
The Man in Black.
STEVE
I’m never going back there.
Coke. All the coke. All the coke goes into Steve’s nose.
EXT. BANK - 7 AM
STEVE
Hello! Hello crew! Attention!
STEVE
I just want to say that I think
we’re gonna make something really
special here. And what better way
to start than with the most special
of all -- my cameo. Let’s all do
our best work today! And... break!
ARMANDO (O.S.)
Inspiring speech.
ARMANDO (CONT’D)
Not every day do I see a director
extol his own brilliance to crew,
then say “break.” Armando Nannuzzi.
Director of Photography.
44.
STEVE
Steve King, put her there, friend.
ARMANDO
You know we’ve met before?
STEVE
We have?
ARMANDO
Yes, on Silver Bullet. I was DP on
that picture, too. We interact many
times. But this, you forget.
STEVE
Well, friend, I apologize, it’s
been a hectic couple of years, but
I’ve got a good feeling you and I
are gonna get along real well now.
ARMANDO
Yes. Maybe we will.
ARMANDO (CONT’D)
Steve, may I ask, what happens in
this scene?
STEVE
Today? Big scene. First scene of
the movie. The Earth has just
passed into the tail of the comet--
ARMANDO
No, specifically, what happens in
this scene.
STEVE
I walk up to an ATM machine. And it
calls me an asshole.
ARMANDO
Art is a difficult thing to create.
Sometimes the creation of smut is
an art in itself.
(beat)
You might want to get your costume
on.
45.
Steve walks over to the ATM. THE PROP MASTER tinkers with the
display screen.
STEVE
Show me what we’re working with.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Great. Next one?
Dino approaches.
STEVE (CONT’D)
We ready to go?
DINO
Ready.
STEVE
Great! Thanks again for being here
for the first day.
DINO
I’ll show up for you when I can, my
friend.
STEVE
Let’s get this in one take.
STEVE
Honey!
46.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Come over here, sugar buns! I think
this machine just called me an
asshole.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Cut!
STEVE (CONT’D)
Hey, need some quick movie tips,
who’s the person I ask whether we
got everything or not?
ARMANDO
Excuse me?
STEVE
Like, all the shots, how do I know
if we got all the shots.
ARMANDO
You should know, you’re the
director. You check as you move,
you keep track of everything, are
the eye lines matching, are the
actors acting, have you captured
the art, the beauty, the heart of
the--
STEVE
Well I think we got it, we shot the
thing and the other thing and the
cameras were...
ARMANDO
Rolling?
STEVE
Moving, yeah.
ARMANDO
Yeah, sounds like you got it.
STEVE
Great. Pack it up everyone. Great
first morning.
47.
ARMANDO
A man who lives his life this way
has only misery in his future.
CAMERAMAN #1
What?
LAURA
What’s up, Mighty Ducks? Wondering
when you were gonna swing by.
EMILIO
That movie’s actually not gonna
come out for like another six
years.
LAURA
So I can see the future. Suck my
dick.
EMILIO
I’ll pass, thanks.
LAURA
Suit yourself. Come on in.
LAURA
So what’s on your mind?
48.
EMILIO
I don’t know. Do you think... Do
you think this was a mistake? I
mean. It’s Stephen King. Stephen
King. Nobody loves the man more
than me. But does Stephen King seem
a little bit--
LAURA
Coked out of his fucking mind? I
don’t know. Maybe? But who cares?
EMILIO
Who cares? If Steve doesn’t slow
down, he’s gonna have an aneurism
and die in the middle of our
shooting schedule!
LAURA
Yeah, well. If anything, it’s
worked to my advantage so far.
EMILIO
What do you mean? Did you... You
didn’t fuck him, did you?
LAURA
What? No. He’s a married man. I mean
I might have... flirted a little.
EMILIO
Well that’s gross.
LAURA
Why? It’s a studio movie, it’s
Stephen King, we’re young and hot,
and you know what happens to young
hot people in Hollywood. They
become not young. And not hot. So
excuse me if I use what’s at my
disposal to keep riding this wave.
You know what I mean?
EMILIO
It sounds like you mean you think
I’m hot.
LAURA
Oh, come on. Fuckin’ Repo Man?
Don’t act like you don’t know.
(MORE)
49.
LAURA (CONT'D)
I mean we’re gonna be neighbors for
the next month, so... you think you
might wanna... have some fun?
She extends her foot out and rests it on his thigh. He looks
down. Waits probably a beat too long before backing away.
EMILIO
I... No, I’m dating Demi Moore.
LAURA
Oh, come on, I’m cuter than she is,
aren’t I?
EMILIO
That’s-- irrelevant. No.
LAURA
I mean we could make a pretty
powerful couple. Stars of the
movie, falling in love? It’d be a
cool story, right?
EMILIO
I-- I should really get going.
Goodnight, Laura.
LAURA
You sure? Because there’s a little
mini-bar over there, you sure you
don’t wanna, I don’t know, pour
champagne on my boobs or something?
LAURA (CONT’D)
Damn it.
STEVE
(to Coach)
You understand what’s gonna happen
in this scene, right?
COACH
Yeah, a can flies out this machine
and hits me in the dick, right?
STEVE
Right. And it’s a big ha ha, all
the kids think it’s real funny.
Until another can hits you in the
forehead and then BAM you die, the
kids freak out.
COACH
That’s all great -- listen, is this
gonna hurt my dick? When the can
flies out, is it gonna hurt my
dick?
STUNT COORDINATOR
Shouldn’t. See. It’s thin
cardboard. But considering the
velocity it might still be wise to
wear a protective--
STEVE
Ah, I’m sure he’ll be fine, look at
him, big strong man, let’s get this
thing on its feet.
STEVE
And... ACTION!
STEVE (CONT’D)
CUT!
51.
COACH
That hurt, man! That still fucking
hurt my dick!
Steve and CREW MEMBERS stand over a dummy body modeled after
an eight-year-old boy.
STEVE
This thing is chalk full of corn
syrup, right? Like, full to the
brim?
STEVE (CONT’D)
Great. Let’s do this.
STEVE
ACTION!
Yeardley Smith and JOHN SHORT, the actor playing her husband,
sit in the car, waiting for filming to begin.
52.
YEARDLEY
I don’t get it. During the table
read, he said he would fix the
issue of the cars we’re driving not
coming to life. But far as I can
tell, he didn’t! There’s no reason
this car we’re in doesn’t crash
itself into a wall to kill us.
JOHN
I think he’s got other things on
his mind.
YEARDLEY
Like what?
JOHN
Coke? Listen, Yeardley. We’re at
the start of long exciting careers,
let’s just enjoy it.
YEARDLEY
Fair enough. There is one thing I’m
pretty excited about. In a few
weeks I’m starting voice work on
these cartoon shorts called “The
Simpsons.”
JOHN
What’s that about?
YEARDLEY
A family of yellow people having
adventures.
JOHN
Really? Well hell, my motto is,
take the work you can get-- you
never know what’s gonna take off.
YEARDLEY
You know Laura actually has a fun
line of dialogue in this movie --
“Eat my shorts.” I like the sound
of that. Eat my shorts. Maybe I can
take it, use it in something.
STEVE (O.S.)
Action!
Steve dials a number and holds the phone to his ear. The
phone rings... rings... rings... Then--
TABBY (MESSAGE)
You’ve reached the King residence,
please leave a message--
STEVE
Probably just busy.
JACK TORRANCE
Sure there’s not a chance she’s
getting a little tired of you?
Falling out of love? Because it
happens more than you’d think, I
should know.
STEVE
What-- What are you talking about?
JACK TORRANCE
Oh, I’m sure it’s not worth
worrying about. What say we take a
ride and forget our troubles?
STEVE
Oh, shit. Twilight Zone.
ROD SERLING
You are entering... The Twilight
Zone. You, Stephen King, are
entering The Twilight Zone. Check
this shit out.
JACK TORRANCE
Steve! Hey, Steve! I’m in your TV!
STEVE
The fuck are you doing in there?
JACK TORRANCE
That’s a good question. Matter of
fact, it is a little lonely in
here. I’m coming back out.
STEVE
What in God’s name is The Ring?
JACK TORRANCE
Don’t know, doesn’t exist yet.
Point is, here’s Johnny.
STEVE
I didn’t write that line, that line
was in the shitty movie! If you’re
gonna quote Kubrick to me you can
go back in that fucking TV!
Jack emerges fully into the room and walks up to Steve’s bed.
JACK TORRANCE
Alright, alright, I’ll lay off.
Point is-- how’s your trip?
STEVE
Not great, I’m still seeing you.
JACK TORRANCE
Say, that’s true, maybe you should
take it up a level.
STEVE
This is a fantasy. So is this...
fantasy booze?
JACK TORRANCE
Tell you what, Steve, why don’t you
drink it and find out.
-- The room shifts and tilts around Steve. ANNIE WILKES and
THE MAN IN BLACK dance in front of the melting wallpaper.
CUT TO BLACK.
Steve reaches over and smacks the phone. It falls off its
cradle. He feebly drags it towards his face.
STEVE
Heellllooooo?
DINO - PHONE
Steve! Where in God’s name are you?
56.
STEVE
Hell’s asshole.
DINO - PHONE
I didn’t catch that, but if the
answer was anything besides “on
set, filming the fucking ice cream
truck scene, and I’ve been there
for an hour but you just didn’t see
me because you’re an idiot, Dino,
you’re an idiot,” then so help me--
STEVE
Fuck!
(into phone)
Coming!
ANNIE WILKES
Now look at that, you’ve gone and
disappointed him, him and everyone
else. How could you let something
like that happen. How--
STEVE
Okay, so, explain this to me.
STUNT COORDINATOR
The stunt is, the ice cream truck
careens into frame, crashes, and
flips end over end.
STEVE
Won’t it just roll sideways?
57.
STUNT COORDINATOR
No, that’s why we have the phone
poll, and the cannonless turnover
system inside the truck, so the
pneumatic lever will extend and the
truck will go up--
STUNT DRIVER
And crash down on its ass, front
over end. All the while I’ll be
inside in an enforced cage at a
controlled skid.
ARMANDO
Sliding past a carefully placed
cameraman, far enough back to
capture it safely and with thrill.
STEVE
Right, right...
DINO
Steve. It’s a complicated stunt,
but it’s all set up. I know you’ve
had a... rough morning. All you
have to do is call action. You
barely even have to direct.
STEVE
I barely even have to direct? I’m
the fucking director-- shouldn’t I
direct?
ARMANDO
Stephen--
STEVE
Stunt driver guy.
STUNT DRIVER
My name’s Dan.
STEVE
How fast you driving?
STUNT DRIVER
Around forty. It’ll look faster on--
STEVE
Fuck that. Can you go fifty?
58.
ARMANDO
You do not know what you are doing,
that sends everything out of the
realm of controllability--
STEVE
(to Stunt Driver)
Kid. Can you do it or not?
STUNT DRIVER
(grins)
For you? Shit yeah, Mr. King.
STEVE
Great. Let’s go.
ARMANDO
This is insane! And dangerous! And
not just for him, either, what if
he slides into a cameraman? I won’t
stand by and let you put my crew at
risk like this.
STEVE
Well shit, somebody’s gotta shoot
it.
ARMANDO
Fine. Fine! If none of you see how
crazy this man is, I will take the
risk. I will run the camera.
STEVE
Whatever you need to feel
comfortable, buddy.
Steve and Dino stand back with the rest of the crew at a safe
distance.
STEVE
ACTION!
SIDEWAYS, not end over end as it was supposed to. SPARKS FLY
as it slams down onto its side and skids sideways across the
ground--
And lands with a THUD on the ground as the ice cream truck
SCREECHES past him, tearing through the place where he stood
just moments before.
STUNT DRIVER
I think I’m okay! Did we get it?!
The crew breaks their trance and RUNS towards the accident.
Crew members pull Stunt Driver from the car. He appears
uninjured.
STEVE
Well, that clearly went a little
off the rails, but I think it’ll be
fine when all’s said and done,
assuming the film survived.
STUNT COORDINATOR
Man, exciting morning!
More hand shaking and laughing from the crew. The mood
grating on Armando more and more until--
ARMANDO
(loud as shit)
THAT’S ENOUGH!
60.
STEVE
Calm down there, partner.
ARMANDO
You nearly killed me! YOU NEARLY!
KILLED ME! AND YOUR STUNT DRIVER!
And you would have killed my
cameraman had I not had the
foresight to replace him! Because
you are drunk, and high!
STEVE
You don’t know that! Maybe my
pupils just dilate in the sunlight!
ARMANDO
You are a foolish lug of a man!
ARMANDO (CONT’D)
How do none of you see what is
happening?! We got lucky today!
Tomorrow, maybe not! If we continue
like this, somebody gets hurt!
STUNT DRIVER
Honestly, Armando, I feel fine.
STEVE
That’s the spirit! Come on, chill
out, Armando, we’re all friends
here. RIGHT?
EMILIO
It’s going pretty well. Tensions
are a little high, but I’m getting
along with the cast just great.
61.
Demi’s voice comes through from the other end of the phone.
DEMI - PHONE
And how, uh, how’s the love
interest? Those sex scenes aren’t
bleeding over to real life, I hope.
EMILIO
(hesitating)
Well--
DEMI - PHONE
Well?! Well what? Did something
happen between you two?
EMILIO
(flustered)
What? No, I-- I don’t even think
she’s hot. Dem, I gotta run, they
need me on set.
DEMI - PHONE
I didn’t ask if you thought she was
hot. Why would you bring that up?
STEVE
Emilio! We need you out here, pal!
DEMI - PHONE
(worried)
Hey, I was thinking maybe I might
come out and visit you next week.
EMILIO
I’d love to see you but there’s
really nothing to worry about--
DEMI - PHONE
Maybe I’ll... Remind you why we’re
so good for each other.
EMILIO
Fine, that’d be great. I really
gotta run, Dem. Bye!
BEGIN MONTAGE
62.
SERIES OF SHOTS:
END MONTAGE
The King family, Steve, Tabby, Joe, Naomi, and baby Owen in a
stroller, walk through a sparsely populated North Carolina
amusement park.
NAOMI
Mom, can we take Owen to see the
duck pond?
TABBY
Sure, just...
TABBY (CONT’D)
...don’t drop him.
STEVE
So how was the flight in?
63.
STEVE (CONT’D)
As far as a flight with a baby can
go, pretty good. He only cried
seven times, so I consider that a
victory.
TABBY
How’s the production going?
STEVE
Pretty well. I think.
TABBY
Yeah?
STEVE
Yeah. The stuff we’ve got looks
great. Leading kids are gonna
sizzle on screen. It’s what we
don’t have yet that scares me. Some
of the stunts... When I’m writing,
it’s me in a room. But there are
people now. People depending on me
to tell them, oh, you know, where
to go, what to do. And fuck if I
know all the time. But I think if I
just stay the course... it’ll be
something really special.
TABBY
I’m sure it already is.
STEVE
You know, this bladder of mine is a
real bastard, I’m just gonna run to
the little boys’ room for a second.
TABBY
Steve.
STEVE
Yeah?
TABBY
Are you sure you have to... Go to
the bathroom?
(MORE)
64.
TABBY (CONT'D)
Sure you don’t just want to enjoy a
day at the fair with your family?
STEVE
(hesitates)
Well gee, Tabby, it’s just... I
really gotta let the hog loose, or
else I’ll be squirming the rest of
the day, you wouldn’t want that,
would you?
TABBY
No. I suppose I wouldn’t.
STEVE
I... I’ll be back in a second.
He doubles over, and stays like that for a few moments before
straightening up.
JOE
Hey dad, did you get a chance to
read my story?
STEVE
What?
MOMENTS LATER
The roller coaster whirls through the air and SPINS upside
down. Steve looks wildly from side to side to side to side,
clutching the sides of the ride in mortal terror.
65.
ON THE GROUND
STEVE
Jesus, they’re growing up quickly.
I know that’s a cliche, and as a
writer I should be able to come up
with something better, but...
Christ, it’s true.
TABBY
We’re all getting older. How’s your
head?
TABBY (CONT’D)
I’m not stupid.
STEVE
I know you’re not--
TABBY
And I was worried to let you come
out here, but you promised you’d
keep things under control.
STEVE
I know, and I--
TABBY
Just promise me you’ll try. I don’t
want to have to keep having this
conversation.
STEVE
Okay. I’ll try.
Demi sees him and smiles, he smiles back, he throws his sign
aside, runs towards her, she leaps at him, he wraps his arms
around her, she wraps her legs around his waist, he kisses her, she
kisses him back, they begin making out passionately right there in the middle of the
airport, he takes her shirt off, her tits bounce in the cold airport air, her nipples
are hard, he takes them in his hands, then in his mouth, she climbs off of his and pushes him backwards
onto the luggage carousel, now he’s lying down, she pulls off his pants and then pulls off his underwear and
his hard movie star cock sticks up in the air and she jerks it off, then sticks it in her mouth and goes up and down on it, then she strips off
her pants and her panties and fingers herself for a minute while blowing him, then climbs onto him and takes his cock in her hand and puts it into her pussy and then rides him, then spins around and rides him
backwards, so hot neither of them can take it, they’re both about to explode, and all the while the TSA watches and they eventually start jerking off, one by one they just take out their cocks and masturbate...
Steve looks groggily into the mirror. Jack stands over his
shoulder, holding out a little baggie of coke.
JACK TORRANCE
Looking pretty groggy there. Sure
you don’t want, I don’t know, a
little pick me up?
STEVE
Not today. I told Tabby I’d try and
Goddammit, I intend to do that.
Emilio and Demi walk through the Dixie Boy parking lot, arms
around one another.
DEMI
So, what scene do I get to watch
you shoot? Something heroic?
EMILIO
Oh no.
Emilio and Laura lie naked in a bed in the back room of the
truck stop. About to shoot a love scene.
67.
Demi stands behind the cameras, visibly enraged. With her are
Armando and STEVE -- who is presently sober and looking a
little worse for wear for it.
LAURA
I know it’s awkward that your
girlfriend is watching, but we
should just be focused on making
this as hot as possible. You know.
For the good of the movie.
EMILIO
Well fuck... I’m a professional.
I’ll give it my A-game, Laura.
LAURA
You know what I saw in a French
film once that was really hot?
EMILIO
I don’t know--
LAURA
Come on, don’t you want our movie
to be authentic? To feel real?
EMILIO
I mean I guess so.
STEVE
Action!
LAURA
I’ll tell you one thing.
EMILIO
What’s that?
LAURA
You sure make love like a hero.
EMILIO
Wow. Look at that light.
LAURA
I think it’s the comet. You know
we’ve been in its tail for almost
twelve hours. And if it is that
comet that’s making everything go
crazy then all we gotta do is stay
alive for the next seven days.
EMILIO
No problem.
DEMI
(furious whisper)
Why did you direct him to do that?
STEVE
...I didn’t. Pretty hot though.
STEVE (CONT’D)
CUT! Great work everybody.
LAURA
That was fun. Wasn’t it?
EMILIO
I just hope it was convincing--
EMILIO (CONT’D)
Oh, shit.
EMILIO (CONT’D)
I’m sorry! It’s just acting! You
know what it’s like!
DEMI
Save it.
69.
LAURA
What’s she so mad about?
ELLEN
(shaking her fist)
YOU CAN'T! WE MADE YOU, Y'HEAR? WE
MADE YOU! YOU CAN'T! WHERE’S YOUR
SENSE OF LOYALTY, YOU PUKEY THINGS?
YOU SONS OF BITCHES! YOU DIRTY SONS
OF BITCHES! WE MADE YOU! DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND? YOU CAN'T DO THIS, WE
MADE YOU!
ELLEN (CONT’D)
We... made you.
STEVE
Cut! Great work, Ellen.
ELLEN
Well geez, Steve, you got me
looking like that Carrie girl.
STEVE
Everyone, quick reminder! Tonight,
the Dixie Boy is not just a set! As
a celebration of how well the shoot
has been going, we are turning the
Dixie Boy into a party! I hope to
see you all there.
70.
The front door of the truck stop CREAKS OPEN. Armando enters.
Upon seeing Steve, he pauses awkwardly.
ARMANDO
Oh... Hey Steve.
STEVE
Armando! Hey! Come on in!
ARMANDO
Am I... early?
STEVE
No, no. Well, sorta. I said 8. In
American parlance, that means
roundabout 8:28. But, if you don’t
mind helping me set up...
ARMANDO
You don’t have P.A.’s to do the
setting up?
STEVE
Oh, I do, but I wanted to give the
little guys a break. Here, mix some
punch. Should be one part punch,
four parts vodka.
ARMANDO
You want a cup?
STEVE
No. That’s alright, I’m actually
trying to cut back.
ARMANDO
Listen... Steve... We’ve had
some... tough moments.
STEVE
Yes, Armando, yes we have.
STEVE (CONT’D)
You think I’m a piece of shit.
ARMANDO
No. I don’t know. Maybe I do. Maybe
I just think you’re... reckless. At
times.
STEVE
Isn’t that the fun of life, being
reckless at times?
ARMANDO
Not if you put others’ lives in
danger.
STEVE
We’re both sensible men. You can’t
be a writer and not believe in
change. I’m trying to change. So I
believe we can still be friends.
Can we just try to have fun
together tonight?
ARMANDO
Yes, Steve. We can try.
The Dixie Boy has been transformed into a thriving party. The
disco ball casts its light on dancing partiers. Steve stands
alone against the wall.
EMILIO
Steve! I just want to thank you
again for the role. This is my
girlfriend, Demi.
STEVE
I-- uh-huh, yeah, nice to meet you.
EMILIO
Alright, well... Take care, man.
MARGARET WHITE
I told you you’d be boring off
drugs. Lots of people out at that
party and they’re not gonna like
you, not a single one, they’re all
gonna laugh at you, like when you
were an ugly little boy with no
friends and they called you Freaky
Stevie, FREAKY STEVIE, FREAK--
Steve turns away from the mirror and leans against the wall.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small handful of
assorted uppers. The pills rattle in his shaking hand.
In the middle of the room, Steve shucks and jives with the
shamelessness that only a middle aged white guy can have.
Dino wanders up to Steve.
DINO
Steve!
STEVE
Dino! Glad you could make it!
73.
DINO
You really know how to throw a
party.
STEVE
That’s why they called me the Cool--
Mr-- Mr. Cool-- Mr. Cool Normal Guy
in high school!
DINO
Sure, just don’t let this thing go
too late, alright? You’ve gotta
make your day tomorrow!
STEVE
I thought tomorrow was simple!
DINO
Relatively, but even so--
STEVE
I’ll be fine, Dino!
Steve and Dino look up to see Angus Young, Brian Johnson and
the rest of AC/DC walking through the door.
DINO
Is that--
STEVE
AC motherfuckin’ DC, baby. Angus!
Hey, Angus!
ANGUS
Steve, what’s up?!
DINO
Did you boys fly here from
Austrailia?
ANGUS
I never miss a chance for pussy. Is
there any pussy here?
BRIAN
Where do you want us to set up?
STEVE
In the corner, just smash that
sound system out of the way.
74.
BRIAN
On it.
Brian runs across the room and PUNCHES the sound system.
Sparks fly. The music stops. People groan.
BRIAN (CONT’D)
We’ll start with a little something
we whipped up for the movie. This
one’s for you, Steve.
BRIAN (CONT’D)
The video game says play me,
Face it, on a level, but it takes you,
every time on a one on one!
BRIAN (CONT’D)
Who made who, who made you? Who
made you, ain’t nobody told you?
BRIAN (CONT’D)
Who made who, who made who,
Yeah, nobody told you!
BRIAN (CONT’D)
Steve! Swap in for a song?
STEVE
Dreams do come true, Stevey boy!
STEVE (CONT’D)
“Highway to Hell,” hit it!
STEVE (CONT’D)
Livin’ easy,
Lovin’ free!
Season ticket on a one way ride!
Askin’ nothin’
Leave me be!
Takin’ something something side!
Demi and Emilio lay on the floor making out. She pulls away.
He sighs, frustrated.
DEMI
I just- I can’t stop thinking about
you and Laura on that bed together.
EMILIO
We were shooting a scene together,
Dem! You know what that’s like.
DEMI
You licked sweat off her forehead!
EMILIO
She told me it would be hot, said
she saw it in a French film! Oh,
shit, do you think she was lying?
DEMI
She winked at me when you were sex
acting! Has anything happened?
Between you two? If it has... I
need to know.
EMILIO
No. I promise. I mean maybe she’s
flirted a little, but--
DEMI
She what?! I fucking knew it!
LAURA
Oh. Sorry. Am I fucking up a moment?
DEMI
You mean the same way you fucked my
boyfriend?
76.
LAURA
Wow, hold on, I didn’t fuck Emilio.
I asked, but he said no.
EMILIO
That’s true, she’s telling the truth!
LAURA
Not sure why though. Not sure what
he sees in you.
DEMI
Oh, you fucking--
EMILIO
Hold on! What is this Laura? You’re
trying to, what, break us up?
LAURA
I just... think you’re cute?
EMILIO
Really? Or do you think I’m famous?
EMILIO (CONT’D)
She’s my girlfriend. You’re not.
Come on, Demi.
Emilio and Demi go back into the main room. Laura looks after
them, pissed.
STEVE
And I’m goin’ down...
All the way...
I’m on the highway to hell!
ANGUS
You got another one in you?
STEVE
Only if we can make it a duet!
Armando! Armando!
77.
ARMANDO
Who, me?
STEVE
You and me, friend! A new era!
ARMANDO
I only know “Back in Black.”
STEVE
“Back in Black” it is. Hit it!
ARMANDO
(timid)
Back in black. I hit the sack.
It’s been too long I’m glad to be
back.
STEVE
YES, I’M LET LOOSE!
FROM THE NOOSE!
THAT’S KEPT ME HANGING ABOUT!
Steve and Armando sway, arms around one another. Soon they’re
at the end of the song.
STEVE ARMANDO
Yes, I’m back! Whoop, I’m back!
Well, I’m back, back! True, I’m back, back!
Well, I’m back in black! Bro, I’m back in black!
Yes, I’m back in black! Yeah, I’m back in black!
Steve grabs Angus’s guitar and begins to play for all he’s
worth, loving every moment.
Every.
Fucking.
Moment.
CUT TO BLACK.
78.
They’ve clearly been waiting for him a few minutes too long.
But the goodwill from the party remains.
STEVE
Hey, gang!
VARIOUS
Hey Steve! / Fun party, man. /
Rough night?
DINO
Steve. You know what’s happening in
this scene?
STEVE
Yeah yeah yeah. A lawnmower chases
Deke, tries to kill him, he bikes
away from it, right?
DINO
Essentially. And you feel... up to
directing?
STEVE
Excuse me?
DINO
I just know it was a big night, are
you sure--
79.
STEVE
Yeah, I feel up to directing.
Matter of fact, I’m feeling like
this scene lacks bite. Get my stunt
coordinator over here. And Armando.
STEVE (CONT’D)
I don’t think this scene is
working. I don’t think it feels
dangerous enough.
ARMANDO
What do you propose?
STEVE
I wanna put real blades in the
lawnmower.
STUNT COORDINATOR
Okay, man, but you know that nobody
is actually gonna see the blades.
STEVE
How do you mean?
ARMANDO
He means we only ever see the top
of the lawnmower.
STEVE
I don’t care. This is an authentic
production, it all has to be real.
All of it. Or audiences won’t care.
ARMANDO
This is illogical, it only adds
danger--
STEVE
Hey. Armando. I thought we were
buddies now.
ARMANDO
Yes. Of course.
DINO
I’ll tell props to get on it.
80.
STEVE
And faster, too. However fast it
was going before-- I want it
doubled.
ARMANDO
Didn’t you learn your lesson last
time from--
STEVE
Just do it. Please.
DINO
(hesitant)
Sure, Steve.
STEVE
Remember! Twice as fast!
STEVE (CONT’D)
Action!
The crew members dive out of the way. The lawnmower strikes a
wooden beam that’s being used as a camera support.
IN SLOW MOTION--
The chip
of wood
pierces
through
Armando’s
left
eyeball.
END SLOW MOTION
DOCTOR
Fortunately, it looks like he’ll
keep the eye.
DINO
Thank God.
DOCTOR
But it was close. Don’t know how
this could have happened on a
professional film set.
STEVE
Well, that’s a load off my back.
DINO
A load off your back? A load off
your fucking back?!
(MORE)
82.
DINO (CONT'D)
You nearly blinded a man! I told
you, Steve, I told you not to let
the party run late and now look at
what you’ve fucking done!
STEVE
It was an honest accident!
DINO
Why the hell did the lawnmower need
real blades? Armando knew this
would happen, too! Jesus Christ.
Jesus. In all my years...
Dino paces down the hallway. He runs a hand through his hair.
STEVE
Dino.
DINO
What?!
STEVE
I’m... I’m sorry.
DINO
Let’s just finish this fucking
shoot. So I can go home to my wife
and never think about this Goddamn
cursed movie ever again.
Steve tiptoes into the room and approaches the bed. He looks
down at the sleeping Armando.
STEVE
Armando. Armando, friend. I don’t
know if you can hear me, but--
ARMANDO
I can hear you fine, you oversized
tub of shit.
ARMANDO (CONT’D)
You blinded me.
83.
STEVE
The doctor said your eye would be
fine.
ARMANDO
You misunderstand. You blinded
me... with kindness. And with
AC/DC. I forgot you were a moron.
This is the price that I pay.
STEVE
Armando...
ARMANDO
Only a fool rebuilds a bridge more
than once. It is too likely to fall
again. Or in your case, to blow the
fuck up.
STEVE
Armando, pal, I obviously didn’t
intend for this to happen. Can I
make it right? Let me know how.
ARMANDO
The first step is realizing you’re
the one who is blind. Leave me to
my pain.
As the sun sets pink and red, as crew members pack up the
set, PEOPLE SAY GOODBYE. Hugs exchanged this way and that.
STEVE
Oh fuck!
SQUeaLSCReEChCAREEnREEEEEEE
Steve opens the door of the car. Forty beer cans fall out
into the driveway.
Tabby, Joe, Naomi and Owen eat dinner around the kitchen
table. They look up as he enters.
TABBY
Steve!
TABBY (CONT’D)
I didn’t know you were getting home
today.
STEVE
Oh, shit, I knew I forgot to
mention something.
TABBY
Come on, come eat with the family.
85.
Steve and Tabby sit on the couch watching TV. The wine bottle
is clutched between Steve’s legs.
TABBY
Hey Steve?
STEVE
Yeah babe?
TABBY
I think we should take it easy for
a while.
STEVE
Like for the rest of the night?
TABBY
No. No, I mean a few weeks. A
month. The family, I think we
should go on vacation, spend some
quality time together.
STEVE
That’s not gonna be possible. I
have to fly to Los Angeles tomorrow
to start post and sit in on
editing, and then the release
date’s gonna be looming--
TABBY
How is all that possibly already
happening?
STEVE
I ordered a rush on the prints,
that’s what all the experts say.
(MORE)
86.
STEVE (CONT'D)
Tabby, you gotta jump on this stuff
while it’s fresh in the mind or
else it’ll slip away from you, slip
the fuck away from you and you’ll
never get it back, and that’s, I’m
not gonna let that happen, plus
then the press tour’s gonna start--
TABBY
Why do you have to do press, you’re
not exactly Emilio Estevez!
STEVE
Plus there’s that new book I just
started writing--
TABBY
WHEN did you start a new book?
STEVE
At dinner. In my head. It’s about
this writer chick who’s always
getting her period and then one day
she’s walking in the woods and she
finds a spaceship--
TABBY
I don’t give a FUCK what your new
book is about.
STEVE
Okay. You’re mad.
TABBY
No, Steve. Not at all. Have fun in
Los Angeles.
Steve looks over, sees JACK sitting on the couch next to him.
STEVE
She’s really upset.
JACK TORRANCE
Eh, she’ll get over it. Come on,
let’s do some blow and write about
that chick who’s on her period.
STEVE
I think I’m gonna call it The
Tommyknockers.
JACK TORRANCE
Sure you are, buddy.
EDITOR
Well?
STEVE
I love it. Perfect. No notes.
EDITOR
That was an assembly cut. There was
no music and it was three hours
long.
STEVE
Oh. In that case. Run it again.
BEGIN MONTAGE:
STEVE
(singing for all he’s worth)
Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
EDITOR
Okay. Now what did you think?
STEVE
Now it’s perfect.
EXECUTIVE #1
Oh no. Oh, no, no, no.
EXECUTIVE #2
It’s not so bad.
89.
EXECUTIVE #3
It’s not so good.
EXECUTIVE #2
We’ve seen worse.
EXECUTIVE #1
Where was I for the worse
screening?
EXECUTIVE #3
Jerking off in your office?
EXECUTIVE #1
Fuck off, Billy, that was one time.
EXECUTIVE #2
Gentlemen! We can settle this
later. Right now we have a bigger
issue. Figuring out how the fuck we
sell this.
EXECUTIVE #3
Can we just say “Starring trucks
and the guy from ‘Breakfast Club’?”
EXECUTIVE #2
No! I’ve got it. People aren’t
gonna like this movie. But you know
what people do like?
EXECUTIVE #1
...The trucks?
EXECUTIVE #2
Stephen. King. People like Stephen
King. How do you think we got here
in the first place? They like his
books, they see his name in the
trailer...
EXECUTIVE #3
So what are you suggesting?
EXECUTIVE #2
We put him in the trailer. Have him
pitch the movie. Directly to the
audience. Imagine it -- “Maximum
Terror! Maximum King!” They like
him, they come.
EXECUTIVE #3
He’s not an actor. And... He’s
weird as fuck.
90.
EXECUTIVE #2
Do you have any better ideas?
COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR
Ready... Rolling... And... Wait.
Where the fuck is King?
STEVE
(reciting)
I thought, why not do it myself?
(then, to himself)
Fuck. Fuck. What’s next?
Then SLAPS HIMSELF across the face and barrels the mirror.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Get it together! Get it the fuck
together!
COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR
And... ACTION.
STEVE
Hi. My name is Stephen King. I’ve
written several motion pictures but
I want to tell you about a movie
called Maximum Overdrive, which is
the first one I directed.
STEVE (CONT’D)
I finally decided if you want
something done right, you outta do
it yourself.
BEHIND STEVE, the eyes of the truck begin to GLOW BRIGHT RED.
STEVE (CONT’D)
It was my first picture as a
director, and you know something? I
sort of enjoyed it!
STEVE (CONT’D)
I’m gonna scare the hell out of
you. And that’s a promise.
COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR
Cut!
A.C.D.
We only did one take.
COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR
We’ll splice it up with a bunch of
shots of explosions and Mr.
Breakfast Club and call it a day.
Good work, Steve!
92.
CAMERAMAN
Yeah, he left already.
The front door of the King home SWINGS OPEN. Steve steps
through.
STEVE
Wonderful family! I am home!
TABBY (O.S.)
We’re in here.
STEVE
Is everything alright?
TABBY
Everything’s fine.
Steve steps into the room and sees -- HIS GREATEST FEAR.
STEVE
What is this?
TABBY
Don’t you remember from five years
ago? Or were you too high then,
too?
STEVE
An intervention? You’re giving me
an intervention? This is bullshit,
I don’t have to listen to this.
TABBY
WAIT!
Steve freezes.
TABBY (CONT’D)
Goddamnit, Steve. You will not walk
out that door. I don’t care if you
quit, I don’t even care if you turn
around and call me a bitch, I just
care that for two seconds you turn
around and FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.
GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY. FOR ONCE.
Or me and the kids leave.
STEVE
Okay. Okay, you want me to listen?
I’ll listen. What do you wanna say?
THE REMNANTS OF ALL THE DRUGS KNOWN TO MAN tumble out. Beer
cans. Grams of coke, Xanax, NyQuil, Valium. Empty cough
medicine bottles. Two broken bongs. More beer cans.
AND STILL they keep pouring out onto the ground until the
entire floor is covered in a sea of the remnants of his sad,
sad self-destruction.
TABBY
You were home for three days in the
last month. This was from three.
Days. Do you see? Do you see now?
TABBY (CONT’D)
This is it. The part where you hear
about everyone you’ve hurt. Let’s
go.
DINO
You blinded a man. Besmirched my
name.
94.
STEVE
The doctor said Armando would
probably be fine--
DINO
They said that. But he won’t. They
only thought that at first but it’s
gotten worse. Armando has lost all
vision in his left eye and he’s
suing us for 18 million dollars.
TABBY
Who else? Who else has Steve hurt?
STEVE
You... You have something to say,
Naomi? After all the allowances I
gave you?
NAOMI
There was a father daughter dance
at my school, Dad. You said you
would come but you didn’t. I stood
in that auditorium but you never
showed up. And do you know what you
were doing when I came home? You
were passed out in a bathtub full
of beer. You filled a bathtub with
beer and got into it. And then in
the morning when I asked you what
you were doing you said “beer
city,” and laughed at me.
STEVE
Okay, anyone else wanna speak up?
DAN
I relocated my office here for you.
And now you’re at risk of
destroying both our careers.
STEVE
You too?
JOE
You were supposed to take me to see
Jaws 3D but you were too fucked up
to drive. I had to run to the
theater and by the time I got there
they were out of 3D glasses.
(MORE)
95.
JOE (CONT'D)
Who the FUCK wants to see a shark
in 2D? It looked terrible!
JOE (CONT’D)
And more than that. You didn’t read
my short story. I want to be you,
don’t you get that? And you didn’t
even read my damn story.
STEVE
(genuinely confused)
Joe. What story?
JOE
Exactly.
TABBY
You missed our anniversary. For the
first time in fifteen years. You
just forgot.
Steve scans the rest of the faces. He looks at Owen, the tiny
infant, sitting in his high chair. Owen looks straight into
Steve’s eyes.
OWEN
(British accent)
You’ve honestly been quite a
disappointment to me, father.
STEVE
Okay I might still be a little
high.
Tabby rises to her feet. She and Steve stand face to face.
TABBY
That’s the problem! Don’t you see
that that’s the problem! You’re
always high!
STEVE
Yeah, okay, maybe I am. But Christ,
Tabby! What do you want me to do,
stop?
96.
TABBY
Yes! For fuck’s sake, yes, of
course that’s what I want!
STEVE
I! CAN’T!
TABBY
Why not?! Why can’t you try, for
us?!
STEVE
Because I don’t stop! I never stop!
Don’t you get that?! We lived in a
trailer ten years ago, a fucking
trailer, or did you forget?! My mom
died and all I’ve done is work, I
worked to get us a house and to get
my book published and to get
another book published and another
book and another book and I worked
to fuck a baby into you and another
and another, and I worked to keep
us moving up and up and up and
we’re still moving up, we’re still
fucking moving up and it’s all
because I don’t stop! If I stop,
what happens then?! We go back?
Back like the nothing we were
before, back in a fucking trailer?
THAT’S NOT US, NOT ME, I’M NOT
GONNA BE ALONE AGAIN, LIVING IS
GOING, AND IF I STOP-- IF I STOP, I
DIE!
His gaze shifts off her, he looks around the room. His eyes
land on Joe, on Naomi. On Owen. On Dan, Suzy and Dino. The
others. Then back on Tabby.
TABBY
Jesus Christ, Steve. What the fuck
are you talking about? If you stop,
we’re here. If you stop, we’re all
still here, like we were before.
Don’t you see that?
STEVE
I have to go. I have a movie to
promote.
TABBY
Steve.
TABBY (CONT’D)
STEVE.
TABBY (CONT’D)
Your nose is bleeding.
TABBY (CONT’D)
And don’t come back.
Steve pauses in the doorway. Then leaves and SLAMS the door.
Steve lays on the bed. Glass of Scotch in his hand. Ah, the
loneliness of hotel rooms. Steve flips through TV channels
and lands briefly on--
Steve and a cheery MORNING SHOW HOST (50s), all smiles, sit
on chairs opposite one another in a small studio.
98.
STEVE
It’s not that much yet but I guess
it could get there, gross huge
amounts of money, yeah.
STEVE
No, I don’t even think I wanna make
another movie, it’s a primitive way
to create. You know what I’d really
like to have?
STEVE
A pair of lizard skin boots.
Steve grins. His tongue flicks out of his mouth and he licks
his lips.
Red carpet in full swing. A limo pulls up. Steve gets out. He
walks down the carpet. Cameras FLASH as he enters the
theater.
DEMI
I’m gonna find the bathroom.
LAURA
You hear about Armando? How he’s
gonna lose the eye? You were right,
Steve really is out of control.
EMILIO
Yeah, it’s-- it’s pretty fucked up.
LAURA
Hey, sorry if things got a little
weird there for a minute.
EMILIO
Don’t worry about it.
LAURA
I didn’t mean anything by it. Just--
wanted to have some fun.
She reaches out and clasps his shoulder. Her hand lingers
there a little too long. Emilio laughs. Shakes his head.
EMILIO
Jesus, you’re still at it. You
know, you and Steve...
100.
LAURA
What? What, you think we’re the
same or some shit?
EMILIO
He thinks he’s doing what he has to
do to stay on top. You’re think you
can fuck your way to the top.
LAURA
And what do you think?
EMILIO
That you’re both crazy. Love’s what
matters. I’m gonna propose to Demi.
LAURA
Shit. Really?
EMILIO
What can I say? She’s the one. Take
it easy, Laura.
Emilio walks off towards Demi. Laura watches him go. She
lights a lonely cigarette and begins to smoke. Emilio reaches
Demi. Puts an arm around her. Kisses her. She smiles.
DEMI
What’s up?
EMILIO
Nothing. Just missed you.
STEVE
Friend, it wasn’t the easiest path
but we pushed on through and at the
end of the day I think it came out
pretty well. Just wanted to thank
you for believing in me.
STEVE (CONT’D)
What?
DINO
You think the movie came out good,
do you? Huh? You think people liked
it?
(MORE)
101.
DINO (CONT'D)
People were LAUGHING AT US, you
buffoon of a man! I know I said
we’d make money even if it was shit
but... Christ, what shit it is.
STEVE
Dino, I-- You really don’t think
people liked it? Because I think
it’s a fun ride, the music is
great, it’s--
DINO
Where’s your wife, Steve?! Where’s
your family? Why aren’t they here?
Answer me that question, then I’ll
listen to your opinions. Until then-
DINO (CONT’D)
Good day to you.
He marches off.
INSERT - A TV SCREEN
CHETT
...the toddler has been
successfully apprehended. In other
news, popular author Stephen King
may be the Master of Terror, but
the scariest thing this weekend was
the box office for his new film.
JANET
That’s right, Maximum Overdrive,
the new comet killer truck Emilio
Estevez film, opened to a mere
three million dollars, and is
unlikely to recoup its production
budget. Speaking about the film,
Leonard Maltin told me the movie,
quote, raped him in his eyeholes,
unquote.
CHETT
That’s right, Janet, but that was
supposed to be off the record.
102.
BARTENDER
As requested, fifteen fingers of
vodka.
STEVE
Thanks.
The Bartender walks away. Steve picks up the pint glass and
looks at it sadly.
Steve stumbles through the back door into an empty lot behind
the bar. He leans towards the wall and--
VOMITS.
STEVE
What the fuck are you doing here?
JACK TORRANCE
Thought you could use a beer, ace.
103.
STEVE
Is this one real?
JACK TORRANCE
Come on, now, Steve. Is any of this
real?
Then stops.
STEVE
I don’t know if I want it anymore.
JACK TORRANCE
What do you mean?
STEVE
I don’t want it anymore. I want to
go home. I want to roll over in the
middle of the night and put my arm
around my wife. And have breakfast
with my family. That’s all I should
have fucking ever wanted.
JACK TORRANCE
That’s fine, but let’s not do
anything rash--
STEVE
I DON’T WANT IT!
With his other hand he reaches into his coat. He pulls out a
flask and THROWS IT TO THE GROUND.
STEVE (CONT’D)
And I don’t want that!
STEVE (CONT’D)
And I don’t want those!
104.
STEVE (CONT’D)
And I don’t want those, either!
CARRIE (O.S.)
(morose)
Why not?
CARRIE (CONT’D)
Why not? Are they bad? Are they bad
like mama? Are they bad like my
dirtypillows?
JACK TORRANCE
She has a point there, Steve.
What’s so bad about all of it?
After all, PAL, you created all of
us with that shit -- do you regret
creating us?
STEVE
Of course not, I love all of you!
JACK TORRANCE
But you want us to disappear?
Forever?
STEVE
No. But there’s such a thing as
over-indulgence.
JACK TORRANCE
What a crazy thing to say.
STEVE
No.
JACK TORRANCE
Well then. I guess I don’t have any
other choice.
STEVE
That line’s from the movie, you son
of a bitch!
Steve lashes out with the broken neck of his beer bottle--
Steve turns and sees Carrie staring at him, one hand raised--
she’s using her telekinetic powers.
Steve reaches into his waistband, PULLS OUT A GUN, and shoots
Carrie in the forehead.
STEVE (CONT’D)
That’s why I killed you the first
time, YOU CUNT!
STEVE
You got a thing for writers? Get a
load of me!
He SHOOTS-- but the gun clicks empty. Annie LAUGHS and swings
her axe.
106.
Steve wrestles the axe from her hands, swings, and BURIES the
axe in her neck.
STEVE (CONT’D)
What, you think I’ve never written
a child’s death before?!
STEVE (CONT’D)
CHRISTINE!
Christine accelerates.
Steve turns and RUNS AWAY across the parking lot. He reaches
the edge of the parking lot and disappears into A TALL
THICKET OF REEDS.
Steve runs through thick reeds, batting them out of his way.
And Christine SMASHES nose first into the creek. Her engine
SPUTTERS and shuts off.
107.
STEVE
Cujo! Wait! Good dog! Fuck!
Ten feet.
Five.
IT’S HOPELESS.
Steve digs into his pants pocket, pulls out a MASSIVE BOWIE
KNIFE, and whirls around. CUJO LEAPS. Steve swings the knife
up and BURIES IT IN CUJO’S CHEST.
Cujo’s weight PLOWS into Steve. The two of them fall back--
STEVE (CONT’D)
Alright. You got me. You gonna kill
me?
Steve slumps back, his body in the water, his head resting on
the opposite bank--
108.
Steve, still asleep, moans and rolls from side to side. His
eyes twitch. Suddenly, HE JOLTS AWAKE--
He watches as it floats
Steve parks. He takes a deep breath, exits his car, and walks
up to the front door.
She gets up, opens the door, and sees Steve standing there.
Tabby SIGHS. And swings the door shut. Steve reaches out a
hand to stop it.
109.
STEVE
No, wait!
TABBY
What?
STEVE
My movie tanked.
TABBY
I know. I saw it.
STEVE
What’d you think?
TABBY
It was a piece of shit.
STEVE
Really?
TABBY
...No. I enjoyed it. I liked the
part when the kid got run over by
the steamroller.
STEVE
It was actually an industrial
street cleaner. But that’s beside
the point.
(beat)
I tried, Tabby. I really tried to
make it great.
TABBY
You think you might know where you
went wrong?
STEVE
Yeah. Yeah, I think I do.
TABBY
You’re soaking wet.
110.
STEVE
Yeah. I spent the night in a creek
with a bottle of Scotch in my hand.
Tabby SIGHS AGAIN, swings the door shut. AGAIN, he stops it.
STEVE (CONT’D)
But I’m done!
TABBY
What?
STEVE
I’m done. Tabby, I’m done. I want
to come home.
TABBY
You’ve only been sober for, what,
six hours?
STEVE
Yeah.
TABBY
That’s hardly a solid sobriety.
STEVE
I know. But I’m done. I stabbed
Cujo.
TABBY
Do I even want to know what that
means?
STEVE
I doubt it.
TABBY
You’re done.
STEVE
I’m done.
TABBY
You’re done?
STEVE
I’m done. And we’re gonna fix all
of it. You and me. We’ll deal with
the lawsuit.
(MORE)
111.
STEVE (CONT'D)
We’ll get this marriage back up on
its fucking feet, Tabby. It’s not
over. I’m done with the drugs. But
I’m not done with you.
TABBY
Then I guess you’d better come in.
STEVE
What’s on TV?
JOE
Jaws 2. I guess you can watch with
me. If you want.
STEVE
I’d love to, buddy, but I’m
actually busy with a project.
JOE
Of course you are.
STEVE
It’s this short story of yours. I
was looking through it, and I
thought you might want some, I
don’t know, friendly feedback?
STEVE
‘They float,’ it growled, ‘they
float, Georgie, and when you’re
down here with me, you’ll float,
too.‘ George’s shoulder socked
against the cement of the curb and
Dave Gardener, who had stayed home
from his job at The Shoeboat that
day because of the flood, saw only
a small boy in a yellow rain
slicker, a small boy who was
screaming and writhing in the
gutter with muddy water surfing
over his face and making his
screams sound bubbly.
113.
Steve and Tabby walk to their car parked behind the library.
TABBY
Well I think that went really well.
STEVE
I think so too. I think they’re
really gonna like it.
(beat)
Hey Tabby?
TABBY
Yeah?
STEVE
You mind waiting here for a second?
I’d like a second to myself.
She hesitates.
STEVE (CONT’D)
Not myself and drugs. Just myself.
TABBY
I’m sorry. I guess we’re still
getting the trust back. Go on,
honey.
TABBY (CONT’D)
You’re taking the car?
STEVE
Yes, my love, but I shall return
for you.
Steve’s car ZOOMS INTO FRAME and parks below the ladder.
Steve gets out. Clambers onto the roof of his car. Grabs onto
the ladder. Begins to climb.
Steve walks to the edge of the roof of the library and looks
out at the sunset.
CUT TO BLACK.
THE END