Scribd Logo
Upload

Welcome to Scribd!

  • 71 views

    RFVCD

    Uploaded by

    John Adams Villamoran
    Polly Nomial, a pretty little function, enters a large matrix without her brackets and encounters Curly Pi, a smooth operator lurking inner product. Curly Pi approaches Polly and notices her symmetric asymptotes, commenting on her sine. Though Polly protests, saying she has no brackets, Curly Pi insists her fears are imaginary. He demands her order and implies he will take her to the limit. Curly Pi proceeds to operate on Polly through various mathematical methods until he satisfies her hypotheses and becomes completely orthogonal. Later, Polly's mother notices Polly is no longer piecewise continuous and has been truncated in several places due to the encounter with Curly Pi.

    Copyright:

    © All Rights Reserved
    Download as TXT, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd

    RFVCD

    Uploaded by

    John Adams Villamoran
    71 views2 pages
    Polly Nomial, a pretty little function, enters a large matrix without her brackets and encounters Curly Pi, a smooth operator lurking inner product. Curly Pi approaches Polly and notices her symmetric asymptotes, commenting on her sine. Though Polly protests, saying she has no brackets, Curly Pi insists her fears are imaginary. He demands her order and implies he will take her to the limit. Curly Pi proceeds to operate on Polly through various mathematical methods until he satisfies her hypotheses and becomes completely orthogonal. Later, Polly's mother notices Polly is no longer piecewise continuous and has been truncated in several places due to the encounter with Curly Pi.

    Original Description:

    ljhvbjlhb

    Original Title

    rfvcd

    Copyright

    © © All Rights Reserved

    Available Formats

    TXT, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd

    Did you find this document useful?

    Is this content inappropriate?

    Polly Nomial, a pretty little function, enters a large matrix without her brackets and encounters Curly Pi, a smooth operator lurking inner product. Curly Pi approaches Polly and notices her symmetric asymptotes, commenting on her sine. Though Polly protests, saying she has no brackets, Curly Pi insists her fears are imaginary. He demands her order and implies he will take her to the limit. Curly Pi proceeds to operate on Polly through various mathematical methods until he satisfies her hypotheses and becomes completely orthogonal. Later, Polly's mother notices Polly is no longer piecewise continuous and has been truncated in several places due to the encounter with Curly Pi.

    Copyright:

    © All Rights Reserved
    Download as TXT, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Download as txt, pdf, or txt
    71 views2 pages

    RFVCD

    Uploaded by

    John Adams Villamoran
    Polly Nomial, a pretty little function, enters a large matrix without her brackets and encounters Curly Pi, a smooth operator lurking inner product. Curly Pi approaches Polly and notices her symmetric asymptotes, commenting on her sine. Though Polly protests, saying she has no brackets, Curly Pi insists her fears are imaginary. He demands her order and implies he will take her to the limit. Curly Pi proceeds to operate on Polly through various mathematical methods until he satisfies her hypotheses and becomes completely orthogonal. Later, Polly's mother notices Polly is no longer piecewise continuous and has been truncated in several places due to the encounter with Curly Pi.

    Copyright:

    © All Rights Reserved
    Download as TXT, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Download as txt, pdf, or txt
    of 2

    Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of

    vectors when she came to the boundary of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was
    convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never,
    ever enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed
    her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this
    condition on the basis that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the
    complex elements.

    Rows and columns closed in on her from all sides. Tangents approached her surface,
    and she became tenser and tenser. Quite suddenly, two branches of a hyperbola
    touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, became unstable, lost all
    sense of directrix, tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf,
    and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. She was completely divergent by the
    time she reached the turning point. When she rounded off once more, she found
    herself inverted, apparently alone in a non-euclidean space.

    She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner
    product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression
    crossed his face. He wondered, was she convergent? He decided to integrate
    improperly at once.

    Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching
    with his lower series extended. She could see at once his degenerate conic and his
    dissipative terms, and knew he was irrational. "Arcsinh!" she gasped.

    "Hey, what's your sine?" he asked. "What a symmetric set of asymptotes you have!"

    "Stay away from me!" she protested. "I haven't got any brackets on!"

    "Calm yourself, my dear!" said the smooth operator.. "Your fears are purely
    imaginary."

    "i, i, ..." she thought, "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous."

    "What order are you?" the brute suddenly demanded.

    "Seventeen," replied Polly.

    Curly leered, "I suppose you've never been operated upon?"

    "Of course not. I'm absolutely convergent!" Polly replied quite properly.

    "Come on," said Curly: "Let's go to decimal place I know of, and I'll take you to
    the limit."

    "Never!" gasped Polly..

    "Abscissa!" he swore a violent oath. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log
    until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her
    significant places, and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly
    Nomial! The algorithm method was now her only hope. She felt him approaching her
    asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy;
    Curly was a heavy side operator. His radius squared itself and Polly's loci
    quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he
    cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. He even went all the way around and
    did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her
    hypotheses, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal.

    When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise
    continuous, but had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to
    differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased
    monotonically. Finally, they took her to L'Hopital and generated a small but
    pathological function which left surds all over the place and drove Polly to
    deviation.

    The moral of this tale is: "If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never
    allow them a single degree of freedom."

    Now that's what I call getting your Mathematical Pundamentals right.

    submitted by Richard A. Gibbs

    You might also like