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    Juliet: 'it's the nightingale OK!!! I ws wrong!!!. It's the lark. U Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt and When CU again? Soon. Promise. Gotta go. Or die. Gt banished. Blood. Adieu.

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    Juliet: 'it's the nightingale OK!!! I ws wrong!!!. It's the lark. U Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt and When CU again? Soon. Promise. Gotta go. Or die. Gt banished. Blood. Adieu.

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    Parody: Romeo & Juliet Internet Version From: Paul Cooper via Stan Kegal Romeo and Juliet

    Internet Version --------------------- Act 1 ----------------------Login: Romeo : Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo:

    R u awake? Want 2 chat? O Rom. Where4 art thou? Outside yr window. Stalker! Had 2 come. feeling jiggy. B careful. My family h8 u. Tell me about it. What about u? 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd? No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r, 2moro @ 9? Luv U xxxx CU then xxxx

    --------------------- Act 2 ----------------------Friar: Do u? Juliet: I do Romeo: I do --------------------- Act 3 ----------------------Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Romeo: Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale OK !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & When CU again? Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our Miss u big time. not the lark. gotta go. Or die. gt banished. blood. Adieu.

    --------------------- Act 4 ----------------------Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!! Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom. --------------------- Act 5 ----------------------Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded. Juliet: Gr8. --------------------- Act 6 ----------------------Romeo: Romeo: Romeo: Batty: J-why r u not returning my texts? RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works. TEXT ME! Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.

    --------------------- Act 7 ----------------------Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing in yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx --------------------- Act 8 ----------------------Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh... Friar: Vry bad situation. Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger. Ow!!! Logout.......!

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