Jack Horntip Collection Field Recordings

Jack Horntip Collection Field Recordings
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Our field recordings as of 4 Oct 2009:
Field Recording - Jack Horntip Collection - See Notes.

Digital Recording - Abby Sale - 2004-08-30
Appleknocker [aka Big Rock Candy Mountain] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Tit Punctured By A Spoke Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Vanessa Picklegin Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Appleknocker [aka Big Rock Candy Mountain] Size: 276KB Time: 1:32
Charlotte The Harlot [Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike] Size: 413KB Time: 2:17
Lehigh Valley Size: 180KB Time: 1:00
The Bonny Black Hare [Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike] Size: 329KB Time:
1:49
The German Musicianer Size: 559KB Time: 3:06
The Lady In Red [aka The Lady In Bed] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
The Moose Song Size: 376KB Time: 2:05
Toorn-a Magoon Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Vanessa Pickled Gin Size: 444KB Time: 2:28
Sam Hall Size: 509KB Time: 2:49
Furze Field Size: 528KB Time: 2:56
Torn A' Ma Goon Size: 399KB Time: 2:13
I'll Lay Ye Doon Size: 595KB Time: 3:18
Roseberry Tae His Lady Said Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
The 1930s [recitation] Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
The Buffalo Whore Size: 612KB Time: 3:24
The Trooper's Horse Size: 589KB Time: 3:16
Tit Punctured By A Spoke Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Wad Ye Do That Size: 157KB Time: 0:52
I Never Had Sex With That Woman [Tune: Rosin The Beau] Size: 503KB
Time: 2:47
Maids When You're Young Never Wed An Old Man Size: 636KB Time: 3:32
She Was A Rum One Size: 937KB Time: 5:12
The Molecatcher Size: 778KB Time: 4:19
Johnson Girls Size: 419KB Time: 2:19
Kafoozalum Size: 520KB Time: 2:53
Castration of the Strawberry Roan Size: 739KB Time: 4:06
Beggar Wench Size: 626KB Time: 3:28
Lichtbob's Lassie Size: 520KB Time: 2:53
The Old She-crab [aka The Crabfish Song (The Lobster Song)] Size: 329KB
Time: 1:49
The Traveler [aka Seven Nights Drunk] Size: 714KB Time: 3:58
Duncan Gray Size: 444KB Time: 2:28
The Bad Girl's Lament Size: 602KB Time: 3:20
The Eer-i-e Canal Size: 647KB Time: 3:35
The Vintner Size: 921KB Time: 5:07
Yarmouth Town Size: 737KB Time: 4:05
Liverpool Judies Size: 811KB Time: 4:30
Maggie Lauder Size: 434KB Time: 2:24
The Bonniest Lass [Tune: For A' That] Size: 630KB Time: 3:30
The Derby Ram Size: 581KB Time: 3:13
The Fireship [Edited - Timeshifted] Size: 862KB Time: 4:47
Little Sally Racket (Haul 'em Away) Size: 475KB Time: 2:38
The Beggar Man Size: 413KB Time: 2:17
We're Geyly Yet Size: 372KB Time: 2:04
The Sexual Life of the Camel [Tune: Eton Boating Song] Size: 456KB Time:
2:32
Digital Recording - Alan Moorhouse - 2004-09-27
I Don't Want To Join The Army Size: 137KB Time: 0:45
Lady Of The Manor [aka The Highland Tinker] Size: 344KB Time: 1:54
Digital Recording - Allan J. - 2005-09-19
Description Of Liars Dice [Drinking Game] Size: 245KB Time: 1:21
I Don't Want To Join The Army [Opening Verse Only] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
If Wife Calls Bar Or Shows Up Pilot Must Buy Round Of Drinks [Drinking Tradition]
Size: 100KB Time: 0:33
Must Take Off Hat Before Bell Is Rung [Drinking Tradition] Size: 73KB Time:
0:24
Old Number 9 Size: 149KB Time: 0:49
On Top Of Old Pyongyang All Covered In Flak [fragment] Size: 18KB Time:
0:06
The Ice Is On The Rice [fragment] Size: 10KB Time: 0:03
[The General Rides in A Motor Car, Fragment] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - Andy C. - 2005-07-12
Boom Boom Boom [learned From Dittographed Songbook At University Of Illinois]
Good Ship Venus [Tune: In and Out the Windows] Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Mary Anne Burns Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
The Ball Of Ballynoor [aka The Ball of Kerrimuir] Size: 296KB Time: 1:38
Three Old Whores From Winnepeg Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
Digital Recording - Anne J. - 2006-03-25
Sipping Cider [Fragment of Bawdy Version And Discussion] Size: 112KB
Time: 0:37
The Weeny Man Song [Children's Song, Learned In The Early 1980s] Size: 30KB
Time: 0:10
Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2006-09-20
On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood Is Shot My Poor Teacher Size:
34KB Time: 0:11
Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2007-07-06
Out On The Porch Of Howard Paine [Tune: The Crawdad Song] Size: 43KB
Time: 0:14
Keep A Cool Tool You Fool, I'm Wise To The Rise In Your Levis Size: 112KB
Time: 0:37
Walking Down Canal Street [Tune: Unknown] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Digital Recording - Barbara C. - 2007-03-31
There Is A Little Golden Key [Tune: There is a Tavern in the Town] Size: 88KB
Time: 0:29
Rah Rah (for Kappa Kappa Gamma) Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Oh Pat Says She (What Is The Best Fraternity) Size: 143KB Time: 0:47
With Darkness [written by the Pledge Class Of 1968] Size: 237KB Time:
1:19
Discussion Of The Kappa Paddle Size: 425KB Time: 2:21
The Owl, The Key, The Blue & Blue [Tune: The Hawaiian War Chant] Size:
221KB Time: 1:13
Linger Size: 210KB Time: 1:10
The Goddess Of Venus Size: 204KB Time: 1:08
Blue and Blue Size: 196KB Time: 1:05
I'm a Fleur de Leis ("Basement" Song) Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Chi O It's Off To Bed We Go ("Basement" Song) Size: 137KB Time: 0:45
Minnie The Mermaid ("Basement" Song) Size: 284KB Time: 1:34
Kelly, Kelly, Wash, Wash, Wash ("Bath Tub Song"; Learned at Camp) Size:
190KB Time: 1:03
Alice ("Bath Tub Song"; Learned From Mother) Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Digital Recording - Betsy Huhn - 2005-05-10
Blood On The Saddle Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Dinning Hall Dinner [aka Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
German Doctor Song Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Little Black Things Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Miss Susie Had A Baby [aka Suzie Had A Baby; or, Ask Me No More Questions,
Tune: Steamboat Bill(?)] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Sam Sam The Lavatory Man Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Susie [aka Suzie Had A Baby; or, Ask Me No More Questions, Tune: Steamboat
Bill(?)] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
The Beaver Song Size: 172KB Time: 0:57
The Buffalo Song Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
The Titanic Size: 215KB Time: 1:11
Three Chartreuse Buzzards Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Three Little Angels Size: 129KB Time: 0:43
Digital Recording - Bill M. - 2005-12-20
Everybody Picks On Me [Sung To Children Who Were Feeling Sorry For
Themselves] Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Digital Recording - Bill Person - 2006-04-12
'Hymn, Hymn, Fuck Him' Song/Chant Was Used To Shock Others Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
Brassiere [Tune: Brazil] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Discussion Of 'Dead Bug' Drinking Game [Learned 1967] Size: 30KB Time:
0:10
Discussion Of 'Hymn, Hymn Fuck Him' At Levine 100th Mission Party Size:
507KB Time: 2:49
Discussion Of Mig Sweep 2 Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Discussion Of Ringing Bell If Someone Had A Hat On Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Discussion Of Squadron Songbooks [Considers Them Souvenirs] Size: 124KB
Time: 0:41
Happy Flier [aka Bell Bottom Trousers, Learned In The Civil Air Patrol, 1952-54]
Have I Told You Lately That I Love You [Written By Bill Person] Size: 71KB
Time: 0:23
MIG Sweep [Pilots linking arms and knocking others down] Size: 24KB Time:
0:08
Queer That Gave Money To The Church [joke] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Roll You For A Drink [Drinking Game] Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Says That Purpose Of 'Dirty' Songs Was To Be Macho To Attract Available Women
Show Me The Way To Go Home [Raven FAC Song] Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Learned In 1969] Size: 217KB Time: 1:12
Toothbrush [Tune: Same Old Saturday Night, Learned In The Civil Air Patrol,
1952-54] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Digital Recording - BoY GeOrge - 2006-08-08
Jonestown [Learned Playing Rugby, Explanation Of Hand Gestures] Size:
483KB Time: 2:41
Pointing With Elbow, Butt And Titts (First Learned In Rugby) Size: 233KB
Time: 1:17
Choir Practice In Rugby And "Degernate Circle" In The Hash Size: 454KB
Time: 2:31
Discussion Of Zulu Warrior In Rugby And The Hash Size: 393KB Time: 2:11
Take 'em Down Zulu Warrior Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Jonestown Size: 321KB Time: 1:47
No Songbooks When Playing Rugby Learned Only In The Bar Size: 110KB
Time: 0:36
In Mobile [One Verse With Chorus (Unusual Shit, Piss, Fuck)] Size: 129KB
Time: 0:43
BoY GeOrge First Learned Bawdy Songs From Reel-to-reel Tape Of His Father In
Vietnam 1964-1965 Size: 620KB Time: 3:26
Shoot Your Rockets In Public Places [Tune: Wake The Town And Tell The People,
1964-1965] Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
I Know A Girl [aka I Love My Girl With These Foolish Things, 1964-1965] Size:
272KB Time: 1:30
Why BoY GeOrge Started To Play Rugby Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
Win The Party [aka Win The Third Half] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Highland Tinker [aka Foreskins in the Sky, Tune: Ghost Riders (in the Sky)]
Here's To -----------, He's True Blue (with Gestures) Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
The Lobster Song [aka The Crabfish Song (The Crawfish Song)]; Strange Verse
and Gestures] Size: 372KB Time: 2:04
Aggie Fight Song [Second Verse Sung In Korea In Army] Size: 204KB Time:
1:08
Aggie Theme Song Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Learned In Hash Post-1994] Size: 102KB
Time: 0:34
There Was A Little Bird [Tune: Oh Christmas Tree] Size: 276KB Time: 1:32
Twas A Cold Winter's Evening [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 192KB Time: 1:04
Goddamned Dutch [unusual Verse] Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
BoY GeOrge Talks of Getting Hashers and Rugby Players Together Size: 251KB
Time: 1:23
I First Met Nellie Hawkins [Segues Into "No Balls At All"] Size: 233KB Time:
1:17
No Balls At All Size: 516KB Time: 2:52
Hot Vagina [Tune: I've Been Working On The Railroad] Size: 51KB Time:
0:17
Incest Time In Texas [Variant] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Chasity Belt [Learned In 1995 In The Hash] Size: 385KB Time: 2:08
Oh Sir Jasper Size: 247KB Time: 1:22
Young Roger Kildaire [aka May I Go To The Fair] Size: 210KB Time: 1:10
I Don't Want To Join The Army [fragment] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
A Is For A [Discussion Of "A Long Strong Black Pudding" Gestures] Size: 221KB
Time: 1:13
Digital Recording - Bob Coltman - 2005-04-26
Time From Ten To One Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Two Little Gnats [aka The Little Fly Who (fffftt) On The Grocery Man] Size:
286KB Time: 1:35
Digital Recording - Brad C. - 2005-02-11
Strangers In The Night Exchanging Rubbers Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Ran Naked In The Sun Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Digital Recording - Brian Aveney - 2006-04-01
Brush Your Cleats With Colgate, Colgate Football Team Size: 18KB Time:
0:06
Cocaine Bill Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
High Above Cayuga's Waters There's An Awful Smell Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Digital Recording - Bud Weiss - 2004-11-26
A Little Bit Of Cucumber Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Along The Colorado Trail Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Bang Bang Lu Lu [Learned In Kindergarten, aka Bang Bang Lulu] Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
Castration of the Strawberry Roan Size: 407KB Time: 2:15
God Damned Dutch [Chorus Only] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
I Love My Girl [aka I Love My Wife; Sung In Three Part Harmony] Size: 92KB
Time: 0:30
I'm A Nut [Learned At A Canadian Camp] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Oh My Name It Is Sam Hall [Learned From The Clancy Brothers Late 50s Or Early
60s] Size: 491KB Time: 2:43
Oh The Black Cat Piddled In The White Cat's Eye Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
One Two Three O'Leary [Parody(?) of Jump Rope Song] Size: 14KB Time:
0:04
Roll Your Leg Over Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
The Limerick Song Size: 174KB Time: 0:58
There's Blood In The Saddle Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Walking Down Canal Street [Incomplete Learned 1946-47] Size: 75KB Time:
0:25
[Honey, Oh Baby Mine] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - C. A. - 2005-07-12
Chili-man [Sea Chanty] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Gee But It's Great After Eating Your Date [Tune: Walking My Baby Back Home]
Great Green Gobs [Learned At Camp] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
High High-o Silver [aka I Got A Lady Dressed In Red] Size: 122KB Time:
0:40
My Name It Is Pancho, I Live On A Rancho [Poncho Via, Two Verses, Has Aye Aye
Aye Aye Chorus, Learned 1964-68] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
My Name It Is Pancho, I Live On A Rancho [Poncho Via; Parody of El Rancho
Grande] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Paul Revier [Fragment, Teasing Rhyme, Ca 1957] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Roll Your Leg Over [One Verse And Chorus] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Rolly Poley Tickle My Holey [aka Four Old Whores, May Be Derived From Doug
Clark LP] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Sam, Sam The Shit House Man [Used During Pledge To Humiliate] Size: 221KB
Time: 1:13
The Girls Up Against The Wall [fragment] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
There Was A Young Man From Nantucket [Sung Limerick Talks Of Aye Aye Aye
Aye Chorus] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Walking Down Canal Street [Learned In 8th Grade] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
We Don't Smoke And We Don't Chew [fragment] Size: 12KB Time: 0:04
Digital Recording - Cassie R. - 2005-04-21
Five Constipated Men In The Bible Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Digital Recording - Charlie Noble - 2004-11-13
Anthony Claire [Software Cuts Out During Song] Size: 307KB Time: 1:42
The Old Maid Stood by the Fire [First Verse And Chorus] Size: 81KB Time:
0:27
All The World Is Desolation Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Beatles Don't Decay Size: 278KB Time: 1:32
If I Had The Wings Of An Angel Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
Last Night Our Baby Died Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
Gossport Nancy [fragment] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
The Family Overhead Size: 192KB Time: 1:04
The Intoxicated Rate [NOT The Little Brown Mouse] Size: 368KB Time: 2:02
The Lady Mechanic [Mildly Ribald - Blues Tune] Size: 194KB Time: 1:04
The Old Maid Stood by the Fire [aka Old Maid and Tom Cat, Tune: In and Out the
Windows] Size: 342KB Time: 1:54
The Tattooed Lady [Version 1] Size: 225KB Time: 1:15
The Tattooed Lady [Version 2] Size: 577KB Time: 3:12
Digital Recording - Christina F. - 2005-11-11
On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
The Diarrhea Song Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
The Littlest Boy (Was Stuck In A Straw) Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Digital Recording - Christine O'Neill - 2007-07-20
Cows Have Ears And Cows Have Feet Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
[I Wanted To Rebuff Your Balls Last Night (First Line, Incomplete)] Size:
124KB Time: 0:41
I Wanted To Rebuff Your Balls Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Digital Recording - Christine W. - 2006-03-26
Diarrhea [Chant Fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
John And Peggy Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G [Jumprope Rhyme] Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
There's A Place In France Where The Naked Ladies Dance [Tune: The Streets of
Cairo] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Digital Recording - Damien J. - 2006-03-16
Everywhere We Go [Learned In 2000 In Alpha Phi Alpha Initiation] Size:
124KB Time: 0:41
Digital Recording - Daniel Talsky - 2004-09-29
Diarrhea Song Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
I'm Going to Eat Some Worms Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Digital Recording - Darren B. - 2006-01-01
Discussion Of 'Choir Practice' And Start Of 'shoot The Boot' Size: 118KB
Time: 0:39
Discussion Of 'Head' Chant Used To End A Rugby Song Size: 131KB Time:
0:43
Discussion Of 'Shooting The Boot' As Penalty For Screwing Up A Verse Size:
385KB Time: 2:08
Discussion Of 'The Rugby Queen' Size: 524KB Time: 2:54
Discussion Of 'Zulu Warrior' And The Use Of The Song Size: 421KB Time:
2:20
Discussion Of How To 'Win The Party' Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
Discussion Of Pointing With Elbow Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Discussion Of Where Rugby Parties Are Held Size: 323KB Time: 1:47
I Used To Work In Chicago [One Verse, Spoken Song] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Learned Yogi Bear Song In 1989 Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
Ring-a-rang-a-roo [aka Ring Dang Doo] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Digital Recording - Dave Forshaw - 2006-04-26
Brothel In Cairo Size: 196KB Time: 1:05
Rum & Coke Cola Size: 247KB Time: 1:22
Digital Recording - Dave Forshaw - 2006-05-05
As I Was Walking Through A Wood [Two Tunes, 'Yam Sing' Said At End Of Songs
And People Must Finish Drink] Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Brown Ham And Eggs Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Buggy [Children's Song Learned As A Child In The Early 1960s] Size: 208KB
Time: 1:09
Cruncher's Clog Tradition In Squadron Size: 147KB Time: 0:49
Hurrah Mr. Stevens And Zulu Warrior [Has Oggie Land; Sung to a Person and They
Are Expected to Strip Naked] Size: 237KB Time: 1:19
In Rugby In The Army If Someone Made Mention Of Rank They Were Fined Size:
98KB Time: 0:32
Sambo Was A Lazy Coon Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Shag Order (or Shit Order), Church Key, Flash Traditions And 'Why Was He Born
So Beautiful' Size: 460KB Time: 2:33
The Engineer's Song Size: 219KB Time: 1:13
The Engineers Are A Bunch Of Queers [fragment(?)] Size: 10KB Time: 0:03
The Fly Path And Buggery Train Traditions Used To Clear Out Bar Of Any Women
There Was A Troop Ship Leaving Bombay For Old Blight's Shore [aka Fuck 'em All,
Two Versions] Size: 194KB Time: 1:04
They Say That In The Army The Food Is Very Fine [aka Gee Mom I Want To Go
Home, Fragment] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Underwear In Woman's Rum And Coke [Example Of Keeping Women Away While
Drinking And Singing] Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
We All Fucking Hate Leeds [Football Chant, Tune: The Dam Buster's March]
Why Was He Born So Beautiful [Ends In 'Yamsing' (Tune: Ellacombe)] Size:
40KB Time: 0:13
Digital Recording - Dave H. - 2007-01-22
There's A Place In France [Learned In Minesota, Age 7, In 1977] Size: 18KB
Time: 0:06
On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood I Shot My Poor Teacher Size:
18KB Time: 0:06
Here I Sit Broken Hearted Tried To Shit And Only Farted (He Has Seen This
Graffitti) Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Digital Recording - David Carter - 2004-08-03
Walking Down Canal Street [recitation] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - David H. - 2006-08-30
Craven-A Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Craven-A Context [Sung By Engineers In A Bar In Close Harmony] Size: 393KB
Time: 2:11
The Coocoo is a Funny Bird Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Me No Likey British Sailor [Learned in the 1960s, Sung in Fake Chinese Accent;
Tune: What a Friend We Have in Jesus] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Engineer's Song [Learned at University] Size: 182KB Time: 1:00
The Lady of the Manor [aka The Highland Tinker] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
The Doggies Meeting And Pete The Piddling Pup [aka The Diabetic Dog]
Recitations Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
The Street of a Thousand Assholes [fragment, Children's Rhyme] Size: 49KB
Time: 0:16
Sermon Parodies at University Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
Eskimo Nell (fragment) Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Assholes Are Cheap Today [University Student Song] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
We're All Queers Together [Tune: Eton Boating Song] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Bye Bye Blackbird [fragment] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
British Gonorrhea Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Context of Student Drinking Songs in England In The Early 1960s Size: 743KB
Time: 4:07
Sing Us Another One [aka Limericks and How a Person is Chosen to Sing Next]
Wild West Show (fragments and discussion) Size: 378KB Time: 2:06
Digital Recording - David K. - 2005-06-03
Beware Young Ladies They're Fooling You [fragment] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Fight Fight Fight For Palestine [aka You You Sons Of Moses - Learned Early 1980s,
Tune: Song of the Vagabonds] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Digital Recording - David R. R. W. - 2004-01-04
Papier [A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory] Size: 184KB Time: 1:01
Digital Recording - David S. - 2005-03-23
Beautiful Streamer [fragment] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Old King Cole [Cadence With Zim Zam God Damn Chorus] Size: 686KB Time:
3:48
There Was Blood Upon The Risers [Sung In Bar] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
[UDT (Cadence To Tease Others (e.g. Rangers, Airborne And Others))] Size:
266KB Time: 1:28
Digital Recording - David Snyder - 2007-09-23
Paul Revere Parody [Rhymed Recitation] Size: 638KB Time: 3:32
Bye Bye Cherry [aka Bye Bye Blackbird] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Put On Those Old Grey Panties Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Put On That Old Blue Ointment Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Cathusala Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Digital Recording - Deborah Schifferli - 2004-07-30
Hanna My Delta Gamma Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Digital Recording - Denise P. - 2009-08-23
[Bloody Great Wheel (The Engineer's Song); Tune: St Bees; Learned from Mother
who learned it c1938] Size: 174KB Time: 0:58
Digital Recording - Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill - 2004-03-30
Bestiality's Best Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Born Dead Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Dead Whore Size: 317KB Time: 1:45
I Love My Wife Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Jesus Saves Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
My Girl's A Vegetable Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Necrophiliac Song [aka My Name is Jack] Size: 219KB Time: 1:13
Dear Mom Your Son Is Dead [fragment, with discussion of song] Size: 317KB
Time: 1:45
It Only Hurts When I Laugh Mom Size: 253KB Time: 1:24
Let Me Call You Sweetheart Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Me No Likey British Soldier [Fragment, aka Chinese Maiden's Lament;Tune: What
a Friend We Have in Jesus] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Song To Saudi Arabia Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Strafe The Town And Kill The People Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Why I Was Late For The Hash Today Size: 315KB Time: 1:45
You Picked A Fine Time To Burn Me Miss Lee Size: 186KB Time: 1:02
By The Light Of The Flickering Match Size: 288KB Time: 1:36
Diamond Lilly [I'm A Whore In Piccadilly - Fragment] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Here's To The Breezes [Toast] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Here's To The Girls Who Say They Will [Toast Also Song] Size: 67KB Time:
0:22
I've Got AIDS, But I'm Not A Homosexual Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Jonestown Size: 321KB Time: 1:47
Little Gomez The Mexican Chihuahua Size: 327KB Time: 1:49
My First Time Ever [Saw Poem And Added Tune Often Used As Call And Response]
Nellie Hawkins [Learned At Air Force Academy While Playing Rugby, Tune for
Second Part is "Alice Blue Gown"] Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
Oh Ye Great Jehovah [Fragment - Some Verses Of The Complete Song Written By
Mu-sick] Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
Peg Of My Heart Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
Put Your Thighs On My Shoulder [Written By Mu-sick] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Side By Side Size: 219KB Time: 1:13
Sun Stroke, Syphilis And Varicose Veins [Learned From A Rugby Team] Size:
331KB Time: 1:50
The Doggies Meeting [Saw Text And Added His Own Tune] Size: 192KB Time:
1:04
The Lady of the Manor [aka The Highland Tinker, Tune: Ghost Riders (in the Sky)]
The Liquor Was Spilt On The Bar-room Floor [Fragment - Learned As Boyscout]
Digital Recording - Dick Greenhaus - 2004-04-12
Ovaltine Song Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Violate Me in the Violet Time Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
We Never Mention Aunt Clara Size: 524KB Time: 2:54
Digital Recording - Eloise - 2005-07-05
Black Socks [Tune: Unknown, Children's Song] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Cocktale Gingerale Five Cents A Glass [fragment] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
I Went To The Kitchen To Get A Stick Of Butter [Tune: Rockin' Robin, Play Party
Rhyme] Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
My Reindeer Is Purple [Tune: Pomp And Circumstance] Size: 36KB Time:
0:12
Play Party Verse Description [Tune: Rockin' Robin] Size: 174KB Time: 0:58
Digital Recording - Eric G. - 2005-12-10
Diarrhea Song [Learned At Ages 8 or 9] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts [Learned At Age 8 Or 9] Size:
36KB Time: 0:12
The Farmer And The Maiden Were Wooing [Learned At Age 8] Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - FW Peifer - 2005-11-30
There's A Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea Size: 460KB Time: 2:33
Digital Recording - Fart Master - 2006-03-14
Bom-bom-ba-dee [fragment, aka The Gay Caballero] Size: 159KB Time: 0:53
Discussion of "I Fucked A Dead Whore By The Roadside" Which Was Used As
Cadence Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Down In The Valley Where The Green Grass Grows [cadence] Size: 143KB
Time: 0:47
Has Heard "Old King Cole" Used As A Cadence Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
Head Who Said Head [recitation] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Me No Likey British Sailor [Fragment, aka Chinese Maiden's Lament;Tune: What a
Friend We Have in Jesus] Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
My Name Is Jack, I'm A Necrophiliac [Fragment Learned In 1997-98] Size:
55KB Time: 0:18
The Are Marine Corps Infantry [cadence] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Digital Recording - Freddy K - 2004-10-10
400th Squadron Song Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Gee Ma I Wanna Go Home Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
North Atlantic Squadron Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Oral Sex Is Good For You [aka Camptown Races] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Learned In 1978 With Obscene Gestures] Size:
202KB Time: 1:07
Digital Recording - Giles R. - 2005-08-01
Sunshine [Sticking Fingers Up His Ass] Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
There Was An Old Sailor Who Sat On A Rock [aka There Was An Old Farmer]
There Was An Young Man From New Castle [recited Limerick] Size: 20KB
Time: 0:06
What Do You Tell A Woman With Two Black Eyes [Joke] Size: 18KB Time:
0:06
Digital Recording - Glenn Ohrlin - 2006-01-08
Beautiful Morning Glory [aka "My God How The Money Rolls In" With Unusual
Chorus] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Discussion Of Learning 'I Used To Work In Chicago' In The Late 1930s Perhaps
Early 1940s Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
There Once Was An Indian Maid [Learned in the late 1930s] Size: 30KB Time:
0:10
Digital Recording - Gregory Hildebrand - 2004-12-04
Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before [aka The Goddamned Dutch] Size:
77KB Time: 0:25
My Baby Died [Variant 1] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
My Baby Died [Variant 2] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Digital Recording - Gregory Hildebrand - 2004-12-07
Dina Show Us Your Leg [Chorus Only, Learned From Englishmen] Size: 34KB
Time: 0:11
Gang Bang Lulu [aka Bang Bang Lulu] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Half Past One ["Roll Me Over" Variant With Hot Time Tonight Chorus] Size:
120KB Time: 0:40
It's A Shayme The Whole World Over [Tune: Unknown] Size: 61KB Time:
0:20
Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune: Deutschland Uber Alles] Size: 28KB
Time: 0:09
Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune: It's The Same The Same World Over] Size:
122KB Time: 0:40
Lupe The Mexican Whore [Fragment, Tune: Down in the Valley] Size: 174KB
Time: 0:58
My Name Is Pancho Villa, I Got The Gonorrhea [Poncho Via; Parody of El Rancho
Old Jizzum Trail Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
Ring Dang Doo [Tune: Bluetail Fly] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Roll Me Over In The Clover Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Three Old Ladies From Canada [aka Four Old Whores From Winnipeg] Size:
106KB Time: 0:35
Two Irishmen Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Up In The Lehigh Valley Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Walking Down Canal Street Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Digital Recording - Haruo - 2005-09-20
Bill Grogan's Goat Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Didn't He Ramble [Variant Of Darby Ram] Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
He Was A Big Bold Man From Colorado Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Quee Quaa Quoo Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Russian Songs [I Don't Know I Don't Know Nothing] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
The Deitsch Company [Learned It In Early 1960s] Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - Horn-e (Chicago Full Moon Hash) - 2005-09-30
Discussion Of I Used To Work In Chicago Size: 247KB Time: 1:22
Heads Down Ass Up [down-down Chant] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Hey La-de Hey La-de-low [one Verse] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
When Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit Turn Her Over [Tune: Red River Valley]
Digital Recording - Ian Cumming - 2005-07-17
Christopher Robin Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
John Thomas Was A Footman Tall [aka Red Plush Britches, Tune: In and Out the
Windows] Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
My Rhubarb Refuses To Rise [Intro To Salome Or Nell Hawkins] Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
Nellie Hawkins and She Wore No Bowsers Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Queen Of All The Fairies [Twenty-one And Never Been Done, Tune: Blaze Away]
Salome Size: 149KB Time: 0:49
Somebody Stole My Pants Size: 167KB Time: 0:55
They're Changing The Guard At Buckingham Palace Christopher Robin Goes Down
On Alice Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Who Killed Cock Robin [with Explanation Of Gestures] Size: 247KB Time:
1:22
[Discussion Of When Ian Cumming Learned The Doggies Meeting To The Tune
Aurela] Size: 153KB Time: 0:51
Digital Recording - Ian Cumming - 2006-01-18
Arsehole Charcoal Each Had A Bucket Full Of Charcoal [believes This To Be Chorus
For Cats On The Rooftops] Size: 397KB Time: 2:12
Discussion Of Making People Sing Before Down-downs Size: 167KB Time:
0:55
I Love My Gal [aka I Love My Wife; Cleaned Up Version For Mixed Company]
I Love To Go Swimming With Bowlegged Women [Tune: Blaze Away (March)]
Ian Explains The Conservative Nature Of Rugby Singing Size: 188KB Time:
1:02
In Days Of Old When Knights Were Bold [sung, Arsehole Charcoal Is Chorus For
This Song, 1946-49] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Lord Jim And I Swam Ashore [aka The King Of The God Damned Isles] Size:
198KB Time: 1:06
On-on Was Drinking In 1959 Singing Would Happen At The Pub Size: 129KB
Time: 0:43
Pointing With Elbow And Beer Over Head [hash Traditions] Size: 167KB
Time: 0:55
Sing Sing Or Show Us Your Ring [recited] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Sitting On Ice Before Singing And Doing Down-down Penance Size: 141KB
Time: 0:47
Swing Low Sweet Chariot [only One Gesture Known In 1947-49] Size: 296KB
Time: 1:38
The God Damned Dutch [fragment, Learned In Army] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
The Monks Of Saint Bernard [used As Grace Before Eating Meal] Size: 104KB
Time: 0:34
The Red Flag [Tune: Oh, Tannenbaum] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
There Are No Serious Hashers In New York Size: 157KB Time: 0:52
Twas A Cold Winter's Evening [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
Untitled Recitation [has Been Added Onto When I Was A Little Girl Song] Size:
192KB Time: 1:04
We Call On The Bastard To Sing Us A Song [Person Drops Pants And Everyone
Throws Beer At Buttocks] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
We Call On The Bastard To Sing Us A Song [Song Used To Challenge To Other
Rugby Club] Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Digital Recording - Ian Murphy - 2004-11-29
Oh, Sir Jasper Size: 235KB Time: 1:18
Thrashing Machine [aka Our Little Nell] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Digital Recording - Ivan Burger - 2004-07-08
Adam Catched Eve By The Furbelow Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - Ivy T. (aka Number 6) - 2005-01-06
He Put His Hand Upon My Toe, Ya Ho Ya Ho Size: 288KB Time: 1:36
I Don't Want To Join The Army [Fragment] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
It's He He He At The Size Of His Wee Wee [Fragment - Written By Ivy T] Size:
124KB Time: 0:41
Jonestown [Fragment] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
My Father [aka Follow The Band - Includes Homosexual Verse] Size: 256KB
Time: 1:25
Rugby Queen And Rugby King Discussion Size: 444KB Time: 2:28
Shiggy Shaggy Oy Oy Oy [Hash Punishment Song For Those Who Mess Up A
Verse] Size: 6KB Time: 0:02
Shoot The Boot [Ditty - With Explanation Of Context And Use] Size: 176KB
Time: 0:58
The Rugby Song [Includes Suck An Orange Verse, aka The Marrying Kind] Size:
403KB Time: 2:14
You're An Asshole [Song For Someone Who Messes Up A Verse] Size: 233KB
Time: 1:17
Digital Recording - J. R. - 2005-08-18
A Phi A [Tune: My Heart And My Soul] Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
A Phi A, Gay Phi Gay Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Alpha And Zeta Train Chants Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
Alphabet [Phi Beta Sigma Sigma-bet] Size: 182KB Time: 1:00
Gay Phi Gay Is What You Say But Who Was At Your Girl's House Size: 65KB
Time: 0:21
Omega Psi Phi [Tune: My Heart And My Soul] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Those Men Of A Phi A [AKA Chant About Black Fraternities] Size: 53KB Time:
0:17
Digital Recording - Jack Horntip - 2004-05-07
Balls To Mr Bangelstein Size: 196KB Time: 1:05
I've Got The Start On A Twelve Inch Hardon Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Moshi Moshi Anone [Down Down Song] Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Sing Brothers Singalong Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
No Hiding Place Down There Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
Gee Its Great After Raping Your Date Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
The Motherfucker's Ball Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
2008-04-25 John Patrick ''Birthday'' [Tune: Unknown] - Staff at Casa Gallardo's in
St. Charles Rock Road Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Happy Birthday at The Old Spegetti Factory Lacede's Landing Saint Louis Size:
147KB Time: 0:49
2008-05-18 Happy Birthday [Tune: Sound Off] - Staff of Chevys in Hazelwood
Digital Recording - James H. - 2005-01-23
The Woodpecker Song [aka A Woodpecker Knocking On My Front Door] Size:
423KB Time: 2:21
Digital Recording - James M. - 2005-12-25
Tune Used For Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine [Tune: The Streets of Cairo]
Digital Recording - James McWilliam - 2005-11-21
A Near Sighted Drunkard Named Dan [limerick] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [complete - The Engineer's Song - Unknown
Tune] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [garbled - The Engineer's Song - Unknown Tune]
Born In A Whorehouse Raised Like A Slave [recitation] Size: 59KB Time:
0:19
Cardinals Be Damned [Learned At UC Davis In 1950] Size: 143KB Time: 0:47
Castration of the Strawberry Roan [Learned From Party Record In 1956] Size:
485KB Time: 2:41
Cats on the Rooftop Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Charlotte The Harlot [two Verses] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Chisolm Traid [fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Colusseum [non-traditional] Size: 133KB Time: 0:44
Jesus Christ Was Wise [Recitation] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Leland Stanford Jr Farm Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Nobody Loves Me Everybody Hates Me [Fragment, YMCA Song] Size: 40KB
Time: 0:13
O'Leary Was Closing The Bar [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Old COP We Owe Our Abortions Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Old COP We Owe Our Abortions [fragment] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Party, Banquets And Balls [Learned From Oscar Brand] Size: 22KB Time:
0:07
Poor Naz Is Dead Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Rio Rio Bully-o Rio [aka My Little Organ Grinder, Learned At Stanford U. In 1949]
Sam, Sam The Lavatory Man [learned As Van Van In 1954] Size: 88KB Time:
0:29
The Ball Of Ballynoor Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
The Doggies Meeting [Learned In 1958 From Sigma Nu's At UC-Davis, Tune:
?????] Size: 110KB Time: 0:36
The Fox [Sung While Drinking] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
The Raven [Fragment, A Parody] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
The Shiny Little Crown With The Thorns On Top Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
The Steward Went Below, The Cal Drinking Song And The God Damned Dutch
There Was An Old Farmer [Titled(?) Sweet Violets] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
There's No Pogrom Like My Pogrom [Jewish Bugging Song] Size: 45KB Time:
0:15
Van, Van The Lavatory Man [aka Sam Sam The Lavatory Man Unknown Tune And
Extra Stanza] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
We Are The Nuns Of COP [Tune: Washington & Lee Swing] Size: 79KB Time:
0:26
We Go To Campus Hall Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
With Me It's Naz Or Nothing Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
Digital Recording - James S. - 2006-11-22
My Girl's A Vegetable [Learned In 1986, Marching Cadence] Size: 118KB
Time: 0:39
Captain Jack [Running Cadence Cumulative Jody, Unknown Tune] Size: 122KB
Time: 0:40
C-130 Rolling Down The Strip [running Cadence, First Verse, Call And Response]
Drunk Last Night [aka God Damned Dutch, Marching Cadence] Size: 270KB
Time: 1:30
[Differences Between Marching and Running Cadences] Size: 65KB Time:
0:21
The Fighter Pilot Song [Marching Cadence, One Verse] Size: 67KB Time:
0:22
[Discussion Of The Braidy Bunch Song Being Used As A Marching Cadence Jody]
[There Were Many ''inappropriate'' Cadences In 1986] Size: 157KB Time:
0:52
Napalm Sticks To Kids [One Verse, Call And Response, Tune: Sound Off (aka
Duckworth Chant)] Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
[How Running and Cadences Are Intertwined] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
[Cadences Keep One Focused While Marching or Distracted While Running]
Digital Recording - Jennifer A. - 2006-03-12
Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By [fragment] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
The Comet Song 2 [Learned From Mother] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
The Comet Song [Breaks Up; Learned From Mother] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
[Diarrhea Song, One Verse Learned From Movie Parenthood] Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - Jeremy Jarvis - 2007-07-26
Cows Are Neat Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - Jim Griffith - 2005-04-23
Five Constipated Men In The Bible [With Description Of Performance] Size:
253KB Time: 1:24
Leland Stanford Junior Farm [One Verse - Rabbits / Nasty Habits] Size: 55KB
Time: 0:18
The Fireman's Band [Drinking Song] Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Digital Recording - Jim S. - 2005-04-02
Baptist Sunday School [aka Darkies Sunday School] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
My Girls A Corker She's A New Yorker [Bawdy Children's Song] Size: 139KB
Time: 0:46
[Helen Had A Shotgun, Children's Song, Tune: Bell Bottom Trowsers] Size:
28KB Time: 0:09
[Honey Oh Baby Mine (cadence)] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
[You Sons Of Moses With Your Crooked Noses Fight For Palestine, Tune: Song of
the Vagabonds] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Digital Recording - Jody B. - 2005-04-14
Delta Gammas Do Not Drink [Tune: There is a Tavern in the Town] Size: 32KB
Time: 0:10
Give A Cheer For The Guys That Drink The Beer [Father Learned At Yale,
Graduated In 1974] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Take A Drink Like A DG Can Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Take Your Man Around The Corner Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
[Roll Em Up, Down, Another Keg Around Because The A Phi's Are Drinking
Tonight] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Digital Recording - Joe B. - 2007-10-03]
Sunday Afternoon Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Bread Of Heaven [Welsh Song With Extra Verse] Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
Amazing Grace I Love Your Face [In Your Nighty] Size: 434KB Time: 2:24
We Got Married [aka Side By Side] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Digital Recording - Joe Offer - 2005-05-07
Granny Swinging On The Outhouse Door [Used To Fill Pauses Between Songs]
You're Always Welcome At Our House Size: 280KB Time: 1:33
Digital Recording - Joey E. - 2007-02-27
We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Bust Size: 212KB Time: 1:10
Delta Gamma Here's To You [fragment] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Delta Gamma Here's To You Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Digital Recording - John Frushour - 2004-01-13
Colonel McBride's Raiders Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Don't Send My Boy To Harvard Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Give My Regards To Kmag Size: 110KB Time: 0:36
How I Hate Your Fucking Face Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
I Went To Seoul City [aka Miss Lee's Hoochie] Size: 276KB Time: 1:32
I'm An Old Papa San Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
If The Chinese Ever Cross The Imjin River Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
Nellie The Campus Widow [aka Mimi the Collge Widow] Size: 69KB Time:
0:23
On The Steps Of IU Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Put That Window Down [Not Trad. Written By Frushour] Size: 462KB Time:
2:34
Sammy Small [aka Sam Hall] Size: 282KB Time: 1:34
The Co-eds Of Old IU Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
The God Damned Dutch Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
The Infantry Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
The Lady In Red [aka O'Leary's Bar] Size: 200KB Time: 1:06
The Quartermaster's Corps Size: 245KB Time: 1:21
They Called On The Army And Fuckem All [aka Fuck Them All] Size: 112KB
Time: 0:37
They're Bugging Out Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
When The Ice Is On The Rice [Tune: My Indiana Home (?)] Size: 86KB Time:
0:28
Hanna My Delta Gamma Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Hurray For Johnny [aka He's a Horse's Ass] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Kappa Alpha Theta Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Pi Phi Song [aka Follow The Band] Size: 215KB Time: 1:11
We Are The Pi Phi's Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Honey Cadence Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
Jody Call [Tune: Sound Off (aka The Duckworth Chant)] Size: 258KB Time:
1:26
[Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen; Children's Song] Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
[Titty Was Punctured By A Spoke] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Careless Love Size: 266KB Time: 1:28
Fort Benning Motto [Tune: High Above Cayuga's Waters] Size: 112KB Time:
0:37
Digital Recording - John R. - 2005-04-21
The Engineer Song [First Line: An Engineer Told Me Before He Died] Size: 28KB
Time: 0:09
There Were Five Constipated Men In The Bible Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Digital Recording - John W. Herbert - 2006-04-15
A.25 Song [with 'Side, Side' Song Used To Introduce Song] Size: 415KB
Time: 2:18
Ain't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty To Feed The Baby On [Learned During WWII,
Repeats Endlessly] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Does Not Remember Seeing Any Songbooks Being Used During WWII Size:
145KB Time: 0:48
Every Good Ship Has A Main Mast Size: 430KB Time: 2:23
Fascinating Bitch Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
I Don't Want To Join The Navy Size: 270KB Time: 1:30
I've Sat In This Saddle Six Hours [Learned From His Father in the 1920s] Size:
167KB Time: 0:55
It Was On The Good Ship Venus [Doesn't Remember If There Was A Chorus Or
Not] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Life Presents A Dismal Picture [Tune: Deutland Uber Ales (The German National
Anthem)] Size: 129KB Time: 0:43
The Albacore(sp?) Song [aka The Frith Of Forth] Size: 358KB Time: 1:59
The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck [recitation] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
The Portions Of A Woman - A.P. Herbert Size: 315KB Time: 1:45
They're Moving Father's Grave To Build A Sewer [Fragment, Learned During
WWII] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Digital Recording - John W. Herbert - 2006-04-17
'Hum Fuck A Duck(?)' As A Filler Between Songs Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
A Life On The Ocean Wave [March Pass(?) Of The Royal Marines] Size: 55KB
Time: 0:18
A Sailor Told Me Before He Died [aka The Engineer's Song, Tune: Saint Bee's]
After The War Is Over The British Leave [wwi Song In Broken French Learned
From Father] Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
Americans And English Shared Songs In The Pubs During WWII Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
Assholes Are Cheap Today Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Balls to Mr. Banglestein Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Barnacle Bill The Sailor [fragment] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Bawdy Songs Are The Drinking Songs Of Men Aboard Ship Size: 174KB Time:
0:58
Beer, Beer Glorious Beer [pre-WWII Pub Song] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Bell Bottom Trousers [fragment] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Bless Them All [aka Fuck Them All] Size: 200KB Time: 1:06
Bollocks Make A Damned Fine Stew [Believes That This Is Original Chorus For
Cornel Bogey March] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Bring Back My Bomber To Me Size: 153KB Time: 0:51
Bums, Bellies And Tits [aka Bums, Ballocks and Tits; Tune: Two Lovely Back Eyes]
Cats on the Rooftops Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune: Turkey in the Straw] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Follow The Band [Current During WWII; Remembers a Version from His Father]
Gathering Nuts In May [tune Is Used For 'I Have A Dog Whose Name Is Rover']
Here To Good Old Whiskey [Tune: I've Got Six Pence (?), Sung Aboard Ship
During Wwii] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Here's to the Next Man to Die [aka 'Stand to Your Glasses Steady'; Sung When
Drinking After Someone Had Died] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Hey Ho Says Rolly [fragment] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
I Had A Good Job But I Left [British Marching Cadence] Size: 38KB Time:
0:12
I Put My Finger In The Woodpecker's Hole [Learned As A Scout In The Late
1920s] Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Cocanuts Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
I've Got Six Pence [Learned In The Scouts But Sung In The Navy] Size: 159KB
Time: 0:53
If I Had The Wings Of An Angel Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
In Mobile Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam [Children's Hymn And Navy Parody] Size: 75KB
Time: 0:25
John Thomas [aka Red Plush Britches, Fragment] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Keep The Home Fires Burning [Sentimental Song Sung In Pubs During WWI]
King Farouk [fragment] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Lydia Pink Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Mademe Moiselle From Armentiers [Learned From Father Who Was A WWI
Veteran] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
My Grandfather's Clock [Original Pop Song] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
My Grandfather's Cock Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be [Childen's Song] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
One Eyed Reilly [Fragment Of Chorus Only] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Passengers Will Please Refrain Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down [Current During WWII] Size: 20KB
Time: 0:06
Poor Little Angeline [fragment] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Queen Of All The Fairies Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Remember Hearing 'Loyd George Knew My Father' Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Remembers Hear 'The Red Flag' Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Remembers Hearing 'Asshole Rules The Navy' Chorus During Wwii Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
Remembers Hearing 'Bang Bang Lulu' During WWII Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Remembers Hearing 'Red Flannel Drawers' Doesn't Remember Lyrics Or Tune
Remembers Hearing The Doggies Meeting But No Text Or Tune Size: 49KB
Time: 0:16
Ring-a-rang-a-roo [aka Ring Dang Do] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Roll Me Over In The Clover [fragment] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Rule Brittania [Learned From Father In The 1920s] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Seduced Herself With A Fountain Pen Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
See Her On The Bridge At Midnight [aka She Was Poor But Honest] Size: 69KB
Time: 0:23
Shit Without Wit [An Old Yorkshire Expression] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
Sister Anna Will Carry The Banner [recitation, Skit Parody Of Salvation Army]
Sung These Songs To His Wife At Bed Time Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Sweet Violets [This Was Used As A Tag Line To Avoid Singing A 'Rude' Word]
Ten Green Bottles Hanging On The Wall Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
The Ball Of Kerrimuir Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
The Mayor Of Bayswater [Remembers Hearing More Verses] Size: 110KB
Time: 0:36
The Quartermaster's Store [Learned As A Scout In The 1920s] Size: 83KB
Time: 0:27
The Sailor's Wife [fragment] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
There Once Was A Farmer Who Sat On A Rock [fragment] Size: 40KB Time:
0:13
There's A Balls Up(?) On The Flight Deck And They Don't Know Who To Blame
They're Changing The Guard At Buckingham Palace [Recited Poem] Size: 65KB
Time: 0:21
Three Old Ladies Locked In The Lavatory Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Under The Chessnut Tree [Boyscout Song That Has Ribald Gestures] Size: 34KB
Time: 0:11
Used To Sing A Parody Of Silver Hair Amongst The Gold Size: 81KB Time:
0:27
Vulgar Songs Were Sung In The Ward Room Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
We Had A Merry Party [Learned During WWII] Size: 266KB Time: 1:28
When I Was Young And In My Prime [Rhymed Recitation] Size: 32KB Time:
0:10
When I Was Young And Seventeen I Had A Pretty Quim Size: 51KB Time:
0:17
When This Bloody War Is Over [Tune: What A Friend We Have In Jesus, Learned
From Father, A WWI Vet, In Early 1920s] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
Who Killed Cock Robin [Music Hall Song] Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
Why Was I Born So Beautiful [aka Why Was He Born So Beautiful (Tune:
Ellacombe)] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Wild West Show [as Sung During WWII] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Will You Mary, Mary, Mary Me Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
You Can't Put Your Muck In Our Dustbin Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Your Baby Has Gone Down The Plug Hole Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
Zulu Warrior [fragment] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
[Discussion Of Hearing 'the Frenchman Went To The Lavatory' Size: 284KB
Time: 1:34
[fragment Of 'King Of The God Damned Isles'] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - Joseph G. - 2005-12-14
Discussion Of 'Maggies Drawers' Being The Red Flag Of Missing The Target Size:
174KB Time: 0:58
Down In Old Yosu [Tune: Down In The Valley, Learned In 1947] Size: 86KB
Time: 0:28
Mary Anne Had A Leg Like A Man Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Take It In Your Hands Mrs. Murphy [Learned In 1949-50] Size: 36KB Time:
0:12
The Birmingham Jail Blues [Chorus Only] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Those Old Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Yosu, Kwangju, Yong Dong Po 2 [Tune: Rum And Coca-cola, Learned In 1947]
Yosu, Kwangju, Yong Dong Po [Tune: Rum And Coca-cola, Learned In 1947]
A Man Came Home At Three [aka Seven Nights Drunk, Learned In The Late 1940s
Or Early 1950s] Size: 256KB Time: 1:25
Chigaretto, Chalkaletto, Sagahachi [Learned in 1948 from people who had served
in Japan] Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Humoresque [aka Passengers Will Please Refrain; Learned In Army In Korea
1946-47] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Leland Stanford Farm [aka The Quartermaster Corps, Learned In The Late 1940s]
Moshi Moshi Anone [Learned In Korea In 1946-47] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
My Indiana Home [Chorus Only, This Is Used For When The Ice Is On The Rice]
Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine [Learned when 9 or 10 years old in 1938-39]
Oh We Don't Have To Fight Like The Infantry [Tune: The Old Gray Mare, Learn in
1948] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Pissonya [aka Piss On You, Recited Song, Learned ca.1943 While In High School]
Pissonya [aka Piss On You, Sung Learned ca.1943 While In High School] Size:
24KB Time: 0:08
She Went In A-wading Deeper [Unsure Where Or When Learned, He Called This A
Boy Scout Song] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
The Amsterdam Maid [Believes That Learned From A Recording] Size: 387KB
Time: 2:09
There's An A-frame In Yosu They Say [Fragment, Tune: Bless Them All] Size:
26KB Time: 0:08
You're The One That Fucked My Daughter [Tune: Harlech, Learned In Early 1980s]
Down In The Valley Hear The Trains Go [Chorus Only] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
I Am A Funny Little Dutch Girl [Jump Rope Song, Learned While Watching
Younger Sister In The Early 1940s] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
They Don't Wear Pants In The Sunny Part Of France [Tune: Streets of Cario,
Learned 1940s, before reading this in _The Farrel Trilogy_] Size: 45KB Time:
0:15
A Soldier I Will Be [recitation] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Ain't We Crazy [Children's Song] Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
Four Old Whores [Fragment, Chorus Roley Poley Tikle My Holey, Learned Late
1930s] Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
I Know A Boarding House Far Far Away Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
I'm Looking Under A Skirt And Wonder [Parody Of I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf
Clover] Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
My Bonny Has Tuberculosis, My God How The Money Rolls In [Learned 1949 At
Fort Benning] Size: 176KB Time: 0:58
My Mother Your Mother Lived Across The Way [Children's Rhyme] Size: 32KB
Time: 0:10
Nellie Put Your Belly Close To Mine Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Our Soldiers Went To War, Our Soldiers Won Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Put On Your Old Gray Panties [Tune: The Old Gray Bonnett] Size: 43KB Time:
0:14
The Lady In Red Makes Her Living In A Bed [aka The Lady In Bed] Size: 43KB
Time: 0:14
The Old Gray Mare She Went To The World's Fair [Learned Late 1930s] Size:
36KB Time: 0:12
There Was A Brave Highlander At The Battle Of Waterloo Size: 83KB Time:
0:27
Two Dead Boys Began To Fight Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen 2 [aka Ask Me No More Questions] Size: 65KB
Time: 0:21
Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen [aka Ask Me No More Questions] Size: 63KB
Time: 0:21
We're Sons Of General Custer [aka Hidey Didey Christ Almighty] Size: 131KB
Time: 0:43
Your Son's In The ROTC [Used By Gym Students To Tease ROTC Students] Size:
32KB Time: 0:10
Down On The Farm They All Ask For You [Repeats Unendingly, Horses Ass
Implied, Learned Late 1948-49] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Learned In 1974 From An Irish Nurse] Size:
108KB Time: 0:36
Hortense [Learned From Father As A Child In The 1930s] Size: 28KB Time:
0:09
I See London, I See France [Children's Rhyme Learned In The 1930s, Used To
Tease Girls] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
The Prisoner's Song 2 [Unsure About Title, This Commercial Song Is Parodied]
The Prisoner's Song [Parody, First Line "If I Had The Wings Of An Angel", Learned
Late 1940s Perhaps Earlier] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
The Prisoner's Song [Unsure About Title This Commercial Song Is Parodied]
I Love To Go Swimming With Bowlegged Women [Learned In The Late 1930s]
Mother May I Go Down To Swim [Learned From Mother] Size: 26KB Time:
0:08
Mother Mother Pin A Rose On Me [Learned From Mother] Size: 51KB Time:
0:17
One, Two, Three O'leary [Children's Jump Rope Song] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
She Stood Right There In The Middle Of The Stair [Complete, Tune: The Girl I Left
Behind Me] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
She Stood Right There In The Middle Of The Stair [Tune: The Girl I Left Behind
Me] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Song To The Tune Of Oklahoma Hills Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
There Is A Boarding House Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Digital Recording - K.W. - 2006-04-21
Dinah Size: 299KB Time: 1:39
Discussion Of 'The Rugby Song' And Homosexual Connotation Of The Song Size:
542KB Time: 3:00
Eskimo Nell And Other Songs Used In A Cabberre Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Gentlemen Will Please Refrain [aka Passengers Will Please Refrain, Fragment]
Has Heard And Sung These Songs With Ex-patriot Men Size: 163KB Time:
0:54
If I Were The Marrying Kind [aka The Rugby Song] Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
Learned Guestures For Swing Low Sweet Chariot As An Adult At A Party Size:
151KB Time: 0:50
Roll Me Over [aka Roll Me Over In The Clover, Fragment] Size: 51KB Time:
0:17
She Was Poor But She Was Honest Size: 155KB Time: 0:51
The Blacksmith [aka The Engineer's Song, Recitation] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
The Hairs On Her Dicky Di Do [aka The Mayor Of Bayswater] Size: 49KB
Time: 0:16
To The Woods, To The Woods [Unknown Recitation] Size: 208KB Time: 1:09
Digital Recording - Kate P. - 2008-04-03
I'm A Little Pile Of Tin [aka I'm A Nut] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Black Socks [Camp Song] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Cricket In The General Store [aka The Little Fly] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Koo-koo-burough (sp?) [Camp Song] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Little Green Frog (Take 1) Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Little Green Frog (Take 2) Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Ping Pong Ball [Used to Tease Others(?)] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
We Are Timber Mighty, Mighty Timber [Camp Song] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Beans, Beans The Magical Fruit [aka Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit] Size:
14KB Time: 0:04
Black Socks Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Johnny Appleseed Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
Rainbow Made Of Children Size: 274KB Time: 1:31
Billboard Song Size: 301KB Time: 1:40
Pink Pajamas (Take 1) Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Pink Pajamas (Take 2) Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Titanic Size: 243KB Time: 1:21
Context of Singing Girl Scout Camp Songs Size: 237KB Time: 1:19
Ugly Cadence [Learned in the C.A.P. (Civil Air Patrol)] Size: 161KB Time:
0:53
Oh Gee How Happy I Feel, I've The The Vision Of An Automobile Size: 73KB
Time: 0:24
Digital Recording - Kmorzn (pseudonymn) - 2005-08-16
It's The Ring Your Mother Wore Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
Digital Recording - Kris Turlin(sp?) - 2007-02-27
Granny's in the Cellar Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Digital Recording - LadyJean - 2007-11-14
Digital Recording - LadyJean - 2007-11-15
We Dig Big Hairy Chested Men Size: 122KB Time: 0:40
My Girls From Vassar None Can Surpass Her Size: 139KB Time: 0:46
Three Jolly Fishermen and Three Wandering Jews [aka Three Jews From
Jersusalem] Size: 286KB Time: 1:35
We Must We Must Develop Our Bust [aka We Must Increase Our Bust] Size:
210KB Time: 1:10
Momma Mia Poppa Pee-a Sister's On The Toliet Making Diarrhea Size: 38KB
Time: 0:12
Goldwater Goldwater '64 [Rhymed Recitation] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Roll Me Over Yankee Soldier [aka Roll Me Over In The Clover, Learned From
Mother] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Dirty Red Wing [aka Redwing] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
[Unknown Rhymed Recitation] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Hickory Dickory Dock The Mouse Found A Flask In The Clock Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be? Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Two Englishmen Went On A Pub Crawl (joke) Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Walking Down Canal Street [Learned from friends at a Slumber Party] Size:
145KB Time: 0:48
Cerci Dell [tune Edil Vice, Sung By Phi Mus] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Night of the King's Castration Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Dead Cockroach [aka Dead Bug (childrens Game)] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
SCA Song And Singing Context Size: 417KB Time: 2:19
We Think The King Is A Fink [Lydia Pinkham Parody, SCA Song] Size: 108KB
Time: 0:36
Rule Duke Andrew [Rule Brittania Parody] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Digital Recording - Larry Haffner - 2004-06-06
Wild West Show Size: 215KB Time: 1:11
Digital Recording - Leo A. - 2004-12-13
All My Life I've Been Afflicted [Cante Fable] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willing [Mnemonic Recitation To
Learn Resistance Colors] Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Goldwater In '64, Hot Water In '65 Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
Great Green Gobs [Used To Tease Others] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Hark The Herald Angels Sing, Mrs Simson Pinched Our King Size: 65KB Time:
0:21
Hitler Had Only One Left Ball [aka Hitler Has Only Got One Ball] Size: 34KB
Time: 0:11
Khrushchev The Baldheaded Communist [Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Parody]
Mary Had A Little Lamb [Recitation, Parody] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
Scamp Sandwiches Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - Lewis Roy - 2008-07-24
Boogie Woogie [Similar to Doing the Dirty Boogie] Size: 305KB Time: 1:41
Me And My Old Guitar Size: 499KB Time: 2:46
Old Chisholm Trail Size: 454KB Time: 2:31
Digital Recording - LimeyBirds - 2008-06-07
[Doe The Stuff That Buys Me Beer, Tune: Do Ray Me] - Limeybirds At The Greater
St. Louis Renaissance Faire Size: 512KB Time: 2:50
[Unknown Song] - Limeybirds At The Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire Size:
565KB Time: 3:08
[A Fairy Story] - Limeybirds At The Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire Size:
540KB Time: 3:00
Digital Recording - Lorie S. - 2005-12-08
Little Willie Killed His Sister [Rhymed Recitation] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
My Children Are Laughing Behind My Back [from Sam Eskin LP] Size: 174KB
Time: 0:58
Persian Kitty [fragment] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Tear Your Arm Off And Beat You To Death [Learned From Grandmother As A Way
To Silence Children] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
The Rubber Dolly Song Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
There Was Blood On The Saddle [Sung With Sister On Road Trips Learned From
Radio] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Violate Me in Violet Time Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Digital Recording - Mark A. Mandel - 2004-02-07
Mimmi The College Widow Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Digital Recording - Mark A. Mandel - 2004-06-26
Thais Size: 542KB Time: 3:00
Digital Recording - Marty K. - 2005-03-15
By The Shore Of Lake Sa-la-kus [from first line] Size: 247KB Time: 1:22
Give A Cheer, Give A Cheer For The Men Who Drink The Beer Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
I Am A Ruptured Cowboy I Have The Gonorrhea [aka Pancho Villa (Poncho Via);
Parody of El Rancho Grande] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Walking Down Canal Street [recitation] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Digital Recording - Mary L. - 2005-04-18
Be-boppin' Jesus, He's My Savior Now [aka Bebopping Jesus] Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
Give Me That Old Time Religion [with Druid Verse] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Jesus Saves [Learned 1966] Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Jesus Was A Teenager Too [aka Rosery, Rosery, Yeah] Size: 53KB Time:
0:17
Jesus Will Save You [Tune: Hava Nagila] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Plastic Jesus [Learned 1966] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Digital Recording - Micca Patterson - 2004-10-11
Sambo Was A Lazy Coon / Asshole Rules The Navy Size: 200KB Time: 1:06
Digital Recording - Mike R. - 2005-10-03
Blackbird Where Are Ye Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Cats on the Rooftop [Chorus Only] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Half Past Four I'm Fucking Off Ashore [fragment] Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
Me No Likey British Sailor [aka Chinese Maiden's Lament;Tune: What a Friend We
Have in Jesus] Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Oggy Land [aka Cor Bugger Janner (fragment)] Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Oggy Land [aka Cor Bugger Janner Take 2 (fragment)] Size: 67KB Time:
0:22
Digital Recording - Mrs.T. - 2004-09-10
A Trouper Cut Down In His Prime Size: 710KB Time: 3:56
Ball Of Keirimuir Size: 206KB Time: 1:08
Barnacle Bill The Sailor Size: 458KB Time: 2:32
Brave Wolfe [Canadian Folksong] Size: 827KB Time: 4:35
D-Day Dodgers With Two Unusual Verses [includes Explanation Of Song] Size:
1169KB Time: 6:29
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life [recited Fragment Of Song]
Glory Glory What Of A Hell Of A Way To Die Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Glory Glory What Of A Hell Of A Way To Die [Crude Version (Double Time March
Song)] Size: 290KB Time: 1:36
Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Has Anyone Seen The Colonel? Size: 598KB Time: 3:19
If I Were A Merry Maid [Variant Of "The Rugby Song", aka "Marrying Kind"]
Jesus Saves [Learned Summer Of 1969] Size: 194KB Time: 1:04
Life Is Full Of Disappointments [aka Life Presents A Dismal Picture] Size:
182KB Time: 1:00
Mademoiselle From Armentieres Size: 137KB Time: 0:45
Maggie Maggie May [spoken song] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
McCaffery Size: 886KB Time: 4:55
My God How The Money Rolls In Size: 229KB Time: 1:16
North Atlantic Squadron Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Plastic Jesus Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Rickie-dan-doo [Clean Military Variant Of Ring-dang-doo] Size: 724KB Time:
4:01
Roddy McCorely [sung While Doing Morning Run] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Roll Along Wavey Navey Size: 446KB Time: 2:28
Roll Your Leg Over [Fragment (Explanation Of Military Stag Bars In Canada)]
Screwguns [Tune: Eton Boating Song With Notes] Size: 323KB Time: 1:47
Soldier And The Sailor [song Frangments And Two Choruses (need To Call Back)]
Sweet Briar Was Never Like This [fragment And Description Of Song And Its
Canadian History (need To Call Back)] Size: 518KB Time: 2:52
The Bucher's Boy [aka Died For Love Or There Is A Tavern In Our Town (Laws
P24)] Size: 436KB Time: 2:25
The Four Marys [Child Ballad 173 (Mary Hamilton)] Size: 661KB Time: 3:40
The Red, Red Robin Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
0:27
They're Moving Father's Bones To Build A Sewer Size: 122KB Time: 0:40
Digital Recording - Murray Shoolbraid - 2004-08-31
Ball of Kerriemuir Size: 849KB Time: 4:43
Ball of Kerriemuir [fragments and explanations] Size: 393KB Time: 2:11
Balls to Mr. Bangelstein / Friar of Great Renown Size: 294KB Time: 1:38
Good Morning Mr. Murphy [aka Walking Down Canal Street; fragment] Size:
53KB Time: 0:17
Good Ship Venus [Tune: In and Out the Windows] Size: 303KB Time: 1:41
In Mobile Size: 409KB Time: 2:16
Keyhole In The Door Size: 380KB Time: 2:06
Sing a Dirty Song or Show Us Your Bum [Recitation] Size: 10KB Time: 0:03
Tam Booie Size: 309KB Time: 1:43
The Great Wheel [aka The Engineer's Song] Size: 184KB Time: 1:01
The Verger [aka Ring the Bell Verger] Size: 337KB Time: 1:52
Digital Recording - Nancy H. - 2005-02-19
Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before [aka The Goddamned Dutch; or The
Souse Family] Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Her Mother Never Told Her [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
My Father Was The Keeper Of The Eddistone Light Size: 155KB Time: 0:51
Violate Me in the Violet Time Size: 100KB Time: 0:33
[Untitled German Song] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Digital Recording - Nina C. - 2009-07-20
[After The Ball Was Over Maggie Took Out Her Glass Eye (Tune: After The Ball)]
[There Was a Hole in the Middle of the Ground (Cumulative Children's Song)]
Digital Recording - Page Stephens - 2005-03-17
My Name Is Sammy Hall [Learned from an Australian] Size: 79KB Time:
0:26
Over The Lips Over The Gums [toast] Size: 10KB Time: 0:03
The First Thing You Forget Is Faces [joke] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Good Morning Mr. Lee [aka The Crabfish Song (The Lobster Song)] Size: 229KB
Time: 1:16
Barnacle Bill The Sailor [One Verse Only] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
I Know I'm A Hobo, Who Called Me A Bum Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Here's To The Bull That Roams The Wood (toast) Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Pub With No Beer Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Nine Miles From Gungadi Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Well I Don't Have A Momma Now [fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Digital Recording - Patrice G. - 2005-11-10
Listen, Listen Cats Are Pissing [recitation] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
My Name Is Pancho, I Work On A Rancho [Poncho Via, sung; Parody of El Rancho
The Highway Song Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Digital Recording - Patrice G. - 2005-12-14
A Foolish Young Fellow Named Bill [Recited Limerick] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
A Gypsy Boy Stealing Some Shaws [Recited Limerick] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
My Boyfriend Gave Me An Apple Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
Tarzan Tear His Underwear Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
There Was A Young Fellow From Brent [Recited Limerick] Size: 28KB Time:
0:09
Underwear [Tune: Over There, Unsure Where She Learned It] Size: 83KB
Time: 0:27
Untitled Rhymed Recitation [Truckstop And Donut Learned From Internet] Size:
63KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - Patricia A. Wells - 2005-04-21
Leland Stanford Junior Farm [aka The Quartermaster's Corps] Size: 53KB
Time: 0:17
There Were Five Constipated Men In The Bible Size: 438KB Time: 2:26
Digital Recording - Paul Stamler - 2005-04-21
Five Constipated Men In The Bible Size: 147KB Time: 0:49
Digital Recording - Peggy M. - 2006-03-28
Down Down Baby Down By The Roller Coaster [Incomplete, Lacking Middle, Hand
Clapping Rhyme] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Ms. Lucy [Incomplete] Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
Oh, Mary Mac [Has Ask Mother For Fifty Cents To See The Elephant] Size: 86KB
Time: 0:28
Texico, Texico [Jump Rope Rhyme With Description Of Actions] Size: 102KB
Time: 0:34
Texico, Texico [Jump Rope Rhyme] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Digital Recording - Puffin Stuff - 2007-04-28
Head, Sholders, Tits, And Ass [Tune: There is a Tavern in the Town] - Written By
Puffin Stuff And Spunk In A Skunk Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
ChiO ChiO, It's Off To Bed We Go Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
The Hairs Of Her Dickey Di Do [aka The Mayor Of Bayswater; Tune: Auch De Liber]
Here's to -------, They're True Blue Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
The Gravity Test Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
He's The Meanest Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Him Hymn Fuck Him Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
What A Wank [fragment] Size: 6KB Time: 0:02
Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Tune: Loney Tunes(?)] Size: 34KB Time:
0:11
Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune: Turkey In The Straw] Size: 36KB Time:
0:12
Drive It Home [Tune: Roll Me Over in the Clover] Size: 169KB Time: 0:56
Follow The Hares [aka Follow the Band] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Has Anybody Seen My Cock? Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
I Love My Girl Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
The Monks Of Saint Bernard Size: 100KB Time: 0:33
Pissonya [Tune: Unknown] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Wild West Show [Chorus And Fragment Of One Verse] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Give Me That Good Old Vino Size: 225KB Time: 1:15
Digital Recording - R.E. Van Guilder (sp?) - 2005-10-21
Ground Tore Up [recitation] Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Here's To The Farmer That Sat On The Fence Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill (Goose Mother Rhyme) Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Reporter Interviews Civil War Veteran (Joke) Size: 151KB Time: 0:50
Digital Recording - R.E. Van Guilder (sp?) - 2006-12-29
There Once Was An Indian Maid (aka Redwing; Red Wing, Learned ca. 1950 From
Father) Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - R.G. "Sandy" Humprey - 2004-07-03
Green Stamps [aka Limericks] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Hairs On Her Dicky Die Doe [aka The Mayor Of Bayswater] Size: 104KB Time:
0:34
Here's To The Boys That Brew The Beer Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
Roll You Leg Over Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
The Ball Of Kerrymoor Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
The Sexual Life Of The Camel Size: 149KB Time: 0:49
Digital Recording - Rebecca J. - 2005-09-25
Brassiere [Tune: Brazil - Two Part Round] Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Diarrhea [Tune: Hallelujah Chorus (uncertain, fragment)] Size: 32KB Time:
0:10
Leprosy [Tune: Jalousie, (aka Jealousy) a Tango 1955-59] Size: 40KB Time:
0:13
My Turtle Has Tuberculosis [Tune: My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean] Size: 67KB
Time: 0:22
Digital Recording - Richard J. - 2004-07-05
Two Irishmen Size: 100KB Time: 0:33
Digital Recording - Richard K. - 2004-08-18
He Who Writes On Shithouse Walls Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
When I Am Dead And In My Grave Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Teen Heaven [recitation] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
[I Kissed My Girl, Got Erected] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Digital Recording - Robert S. - 2006-01-24
Does Not Remember Seeing Gestures For Swing Low Sweet Chariot Size: 88KB
Time: 0:29
I Met A Zulu Maiden [Learned In Pub After Playing Rugby In The 1930s From An
Old Gold Miner] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Maori Chant Used By Rugby Team Before Went On Field Size: 83KB Time:
0:27
Digital Recording - Ron Graham - 2006-05-14
Top To Top Middle To Middle [Flitatious Drinking Toast] Size: 98KB Time:
0:32
I Know A Gal Way Out West [Tune: Pepsi-cola Jingle] Size: 129KB Time:
0:43
Missed The Toilet Last Night [Learned in 1942-1943] Size: 131KB Time:
0:43
I Am A Ruptured Cowboy, I Got The Gonarrhea Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
The Spainard That Blighted My Life Size: 421KB Time: 2:20
Redwing [aka Red Wing (Bawdy Parody)] Size: 239KB Time: 1:19
Four Old Whores From Winnipeg [Learned From Oscar Brand Lp Ca 1960] Size:
40KB Time: 0:13
She Wore No Trousers I Wore No Blowers [Parody of a "She Wore A Tulip"]
I Met Her In A Fish Shop [Tune Is Muddled] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
I Don't Want To Join The Army [ca 1960] Size: 247KB Time: 1:22
In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree [Learned In 1947 Catholic School] Size:
118KB Time: 0:39
Before I'd Climb Those Scaly Thighs [aka Here's To Mag That Filthy Hag] Size:
104KB Time: 0:34
A Little Boy Went Into The Bathroom [joke] Size: 108KB Time: 0:36
Bang Bang Lulu Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Barnacle Bill The Sailor [Clean, Perhaps Learned From Record] Size: 32KB
Time: 0:10
Tradition of Waking People Up by Singing "Barnacle Bill The Sailor" Size: 98KB
Time: 0:32
["Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before" is Supposedly Sung in "Meet Me in
Saint Louis"] Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
[Come Tie My Pecker to a Tree] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Tiawana Bible [aka 8 Pagers, Context] Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
Me Mother [Bawdy Rhymed Recitation, Parody] Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
Discussion Of 'she Looks Like Hellen Brown' Song From 1951 Size: 88KB
Time: 0:29
Spike Jones Recording That Was Withdrawn Size: 243KB Time: 1:21
Digital Recording - Sandy Paton - 2004-04-27
One-balled Rellly Size: 192KB Time: 1:04
Strawberry Whore Size: 159KB Time: 0:53
Digital Recording - Sara L. and Maynard R. J. - 2005-07-11
It Is A Beautiful Song [aka Blinded By Turds; or, Blinded By Shit] Size: 116KB
Time: 0:38
One-eyed Riley [Sung By Sally Learned In 2003] Size: 202KB Time: 1:07
The German Clock-winder Size: 313KB Time: 1:44
The Hermit [Perhaps From Oscar Brand, Learned 1961-66, Tune: Roll Your Leg
Over]] Size: 278KB Time: 1:32
Violate Me in Violet Time Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - Sarah Curry - 2005-04-28
A You A Cardinal? [Drinking Game w/Description] Size: 1120KB Time: 6:13
Aggie Fight Song Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Charlotte The Harlot [Fragment - Chorus Only] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Here's To Sister Sarah [Song] Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
Here's To You As Good As You Are [Toast] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Hey, Lahdee Lee, Hey, Lahdee Low Size: 251KB Time: 1:23
I Don't Want To Be A Soldier [Fragment, aka I Don't Want To Join The Army -
Sung While Doing Dishes In Sorority] Size: 169KB Time: 0:56
In The Shades Of Evening Size: 178KB Time: 0:59
Leland Stanford Junior Farm [aka The Quartermaster's Coups] Size: 180KB
Time: 1:00
Let Nellie Sleep Under The Bar [aka The Lady In Red] Size: 206KB Time:
1:08
Little Brown Mouse Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Poor Willie Size: 145KB Time: 0:48
Roll Your Leg Over [Two Choruses And One Verse] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Salvation Army Song Size: 423KB Time: 2:21
Sarah, Sarah Sitting In A Shoe Shine Box [Tune: Ja-da] Size: 59KB Time:
0:19
Digital Recording - Seve Wood - 2009-09-28
The Gay Cavallero Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
The Wild West Show [Chorus And A Few Verses] Size: 274KB Time: 1:31
Digital Recording - Shut Yer Manhole (aka Little Head) - 2004-10-09
-------------'s A Wanker [Written by Shut Yer Manhole] Size: 45KB Time:
0:15
A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
A Soldier I Will Be Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Are You Lonesome Tonight Was The Hash Out Of Sight [down Down For The Lost]
As I Was Walking Size: 159KB Time: 0:53
Ay Ay Ay Ay [limericks - Cante Fable - With Insulting Extra Line] Size: 200KB
Time: 1:06
Beer Is Best And I Want A Beer Like The One That Pickled Dad [usually Sung
Together] Size: 174KB Time: 0:58
Bestiality's Best, Boys Size: 174KB Time: 0:58
Blowjob B-l-o-w-j-o-b [Tune: Ya-da] Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
Bye Bye Cherry Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
Come To Me My Alcoholic Baby Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Daisy, Daisy Wouldn't You Like To Screw [2nd Verse Written By Shut Your
Manhole] Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Dina Won't You Blow Me Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Drink It Down You Hasher Runner [aka Zulu Warrior] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Drinking Beers Like These [written By Shut Yer Manhole] Size: 53KB Time:
0:17
Drunk Last Night [aka Glorious Victorious] Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
Dumb Ass [Down Down Song For People Who Do Something Particularly Dumb]
Fuck A Duck A Female Duck [Down Down Song] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Gang Bang Lulu [aka Bang Bang Lulu, Used As A Down Down Song For Men]
Gang Bang [aka Knock Knock] Size: 151KB Time: 0:50
God Bless My Underpants Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Hash Prayer [Balls To Mr Bangelstein - Down Down Song] Size: 143KB Time:
0:47
Hashers Meet The Hashers [Tune: The Flintstone's Theme] Size: 129KB Time:
0:43
He's The Meanest, He Sucks The Horse's Penis Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Her Left Tit Hangs Down To Her Right Tit Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Here's To Brother Hasher [Down Down Song] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
Here's To The Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Cuts Out Twice] Size: 647KB
Time: 3:35
Here's To Them They're The Horse's Ass [Two Versions - Down Down Song]
Here's to -------, He's True Blue [Most Common Hash Song, Tune: He's A
Lumberjack] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
His One Skin Hangs Down To His Two Skin Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [fragment Of 2nd Verse Heard Of 3rd Verse] Size:
57KB Time: 0:19
Hot Vagina [Tune: I've Been Working On The Railroad] Size: 57KB Time:
0:19
How Do You Do --------- How Do You Do Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
Hymn Hymn Fuck Him [Sung As A Four Part Harmony] Size: 40KB Time:
0:13
I Fell Into A Huge Wet Vagina [Fragment - Tune: Ring Of Fire] Size: 30KB
Time: 0:10
I Have Half A Mind I Hash All The Time [Tune: I Walk The Line] Size: 38KB
Time: 0:12
I Love My Girl [aka I Love My Wife; Down Down Song] Size: 63KB Time:
0:21
I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover [Learned When 5 Years Old] Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
I'm Your Mailman [Down Down Song] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
I've The A Start On A Twelve Inch Hard-on Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Incest Is Best Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
It's A Small Dick After All [Down Down Song] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Jesus Saves [Song - With Story About The Song] Size: 618KB Time: 3:26
Large Balls - Balls As Heavy As Lead Size: 284KB Time: 1:34
Leprosy [aka Syphilis; Tune: Yesterday] Size: 110KB Time: 0:36
Love Me Tender Love Me Sweet [Down Down Song] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Monty Python's Philosopher's Song [Cuts Off - Sung As Quick As Possible] Size:
147KB Time: 0:49
My Boyfriend Has A First Name It's P-E-T-E-R Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
My Grandfather's Cock Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
My Guy's A Vegetable [Written By Chucky] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
One Two Three Ugh [reportedly Most Common Ithica Song] Size: 114KB
Time: 0:38
Please Forgive Me Dad Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
Poetry [Chorus Only, Perhaps Learned From Fuc Stik] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Pussy Cat Song Size: 169KB Time: 0:56
Put You Left Leg Over My Shoulder [with Performance Notes] Size: 149KB
Time: 0:49
Rule Britannia [Down Down. Slap Ass During The Bams] Size: 161KB Time:
0:53
Sally In The Alley Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
She Was Coming Around The Mountain Doing 90 Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
She's A Little Sex Pot [with Performance Notes] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Shiggy And Mud [Written By Shut Yer Manhole And Others] Size: 190KB
Time: 1:03
Shitty Trail [Used To Baptize The Hares] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Sombrero Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
Some Die Of Drinking Water Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Take It In Your Hand Mrs Murphy [with Flatliner Extra Verse] Size: 81KB
Time: 0:27
Take Me Out To The Hash Run [Tune: Take Me Out To The Ball Park] Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
Thank God You Finally Shutup Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
The Ball Of Kerrymuir Size: 888KB Time: 4:56
The Balls Of O'Leary [Sung In Harmony] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
The Doggies Had A Meeting [Tune: Bell Bottom Trowsers(?)] Size: 147KB
Time: 0:49
The Drunken Scotsman's Kilt [Talks About Extra Verse] Size: 378KB Time:
2:06
The Eagles Fly High In Mobile Size: 456KB Time: 2:32
The Hash House Family [Tune: The Adams Family] Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
The Lady In Red Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
The Little Brown Mouse Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
The Lobster Song [aka The Crabfish Song (The Crawfish Song)] Size: 348KB
Time: 1:56
The Mayor Of Bays Water [Used To Baptize The Hares] Size: 57KB Time:
0:19
The Music Man [with Motions Discussed] Size: 290KB Time: 1:36
The Old Brown Cow Went [plift] Against The Wall Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
The Sexual Life Of The Camel [Believes This Is A Fragment Of A Longer Song]
The Wiggle Of Her Ass Would Make A Dead Man Come [variant Ending] Size:
67KB Time: 0:22
There's A Game Call Twenty Toes Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things Size: 116KB Time: 0:38
They Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On [Tune: My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean]
They're All Queers Together [Down Down Song, Tune: Unknown] Size: 100KB
Time: 0:33
This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
Was It You That Did The Pushing? Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
We're A Bunch Of Rotten Bastards [aka We're A Pack of Bastards, Tune: I've Been
Working On The Railroad] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
We're Glad You Finally Showed Up [Tune: The Looney Tunes Theme] Size: 32KB
Time: 0:10
We're The Flatliner Hashers [Theme Song] Size: 133KB Time: 0:44
What A Wank [Down Down Version] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
What's The Use In Drinking Tea? Size: 262KB Time: 1:27
When --------- Went To Piss Water [Down Down For Those Who Leave Circle To
Piss] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
When I Was Seventeen I Drank Some Very Good Beer [down Down Song] Size:
57KB Time: 0:19
When It's Incest Time In Texas [Down Down Song] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
When The End Of The Month Rolls Around Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Where Were You Last Time [Sung To Those Who Have Not Hashed Recently]
Whip It Out At The Ball Game Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Who Can Take A Shitty Trail [Written By Little Head] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Why Was He Born So Beautiful And Pain In The Asshole [Tune: Ellacombe; One
Moons the Person] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Why Why Did That Dog Have To Die Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Would You Like A Penis In Your Ear Or Would You Like Some Urine In Your Beer
Would You Like To Sit On My Face Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Ya-ho Ya-ho Size: 317KB Time: 1:45
You're Number One Size: 153KB Time: 0:51
You've Got A Dose Of Clap [Clapping Introduces And Continues Throughout Song]
Your Ugly, Your Momma Says Your Ugly Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
[Man that Boozes (aka The Pig Got Up and Slowly Walked Away)] Size: 122KB
Time: 0:40
Digital Recording - Skeet Gould - 2004-06-10
Castration of the Strawberry Roan [recited song] Size: 290KB Time: 1:36
Digital Recording - Sky Queen - 2004-05-21
Mrs. Murphy, Public Hairs And Nothing Could Be Finer [A St.Louis Trilogy] Size:
417KB Time: 2:19
Old McDonald [With Performance Notes] Size: 401KB Time: 2:13
Digital Recording - Special Head (Longbeach H3) - 2005-10-02
If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit Flip Her Over Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Digital Recording - Springfield RFC vs Pill Harrier RFC game & social - 2007-06-
02
Flaming Assholes [Drinking Game] - [Anonymous Man From England] Size:
112KB Time: 0:37
Deposit [Drinking Game, ca 1985] - [Anonymous Man From England] Size:
290KB Time: 1:36
The Upside Down Drinking Game - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
Speed Drinking Contest called 'Boat Race' - [Anonymous Man From England]
Old King Cole [fragment] - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 22KB Time:
0:07
The Music Man - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 372KB Time: 2:04
Songs and Drinking Games in the Club-house - [Anonymous Man From England]
Balloon Dance - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 319KB Time: 1:46
Zulu Warrior [Not Naked] - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 67KB
Time: 0:22
'Debagging' Is Stripping Someone Naked And Throwing Them Off The Buss -
[Anonymous Man From England] Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
Debag Means Strip Naked - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 120KB
Time: 0:40
Differences in American and English Slang - [Anonymous Man From England]
Turkey Pan, Water, Straws And Ping-pong Ball (initiation) - [Anonymous Man
From England] Size: 186KB Time: 1:02
Spoons [Initiation Game] - [Anonymous Man From England] Size: 319KB
Time: 1:46
Unknown Rugby Spectator Chant - [Group Of Former Kenyan Rugby Players]
Unknown Kenyan Rugby Spectator Chant [Poor Recording] - [Group of Kenyan
Rugby Spectators] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
Unknown Kenyan Rugby Spectator Chant [Better Recording] Size: 32KB
Time: 0:10
Fuck You, Fuck You, For Curiosity - [Anonymous Man From Kenya] Size: 34KB
Time: 0:11
Roll Me Over Til We Come And Do It Again [fragment] - [Anonymous Man From
Kenya] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
You're Gay And You Know You Are [Tune: Go West] - [Unknown Hibernian Rugby
Player With The Welsh Contingent] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Up, Down, Turn Around, Pick a Bail of Cotton [smacking Over The Head With Tray
Rugby Tradition] - [unknown Hibernian Rugby Player With The Welsh Contingent]
[Full Recording of Smacking Over The Head with Tray (Rugby Tradition)] -
[unknown Hibernian Rugby Player With The Welsh Contingent] Size: 157KB
Time: 0:52
Spoons [Rugby Initiation] - [Unknown Hibernian Rugby Player with the Welsh
Contingent] Size: 133KB Time: 0:44
Pointing With Elbows [Known in Welsh Rugby Tradition] - [Unknown Hibernian
Rugby Player with the Welsh Contingent] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Springfield RFC Club Song [aka We're A Pack Of Bastards, Fragments, Tune The
Marine Hymn] - [Unknown Sprinfield RFC Player] Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Springfield RFC Club Song [fragment, Almost Started A Fight With A Marine] -
[Unknown Sprinfield RFC Player] Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
Spoons [Contest Between Springfield RFC and Pill Harriers] Size: 677KB
Time: 3:45
Springfield RFC Club Song [aka We're A Pack Of Bastard, Tune The Marine Hymn]
- [Sprinfield RFC Players] Size: 153KB Time: 0:51
[Bomber Plane with Engine on Fire (Rugby Skit, Strip Man Naked And Pore Beer
On Him)] - [Pill Harriers] Size: 649KB Time: 3:36
Singing The Yogi Bear Song With Female Rugby Spectators Size: 342KB
Time: 1:54
Singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot With Female Rugby Spectators Size: 227KB
Time: 1:15
Digital Recording - SteveG - 2006-03-05
A Guy Was Walking Down Icky-picky Lane [Children's Rhyme] Size: 20KB
Time: 0:06
All The Nice Girls Like A Candle Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
As I Was Going By Saint Pauls [recitation] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Away Away With Rum By Gum The Song Of The Salvation Army [Tune For 'north
Atlantic Squadron'] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Barley Mow Song [Cumulative, This Is, Reportedly, A 'buy Next Round Of Drinks'
Forfeit Song] Size: 290KB Time: 1:36
Billy Taylor Was A Brisk Young Sailor Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
Bollocks They Make A Damned Good Stew [Tune: Colnel Boggy's March] Size:
26KB Time: 0:08
Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon [One Verse Only] Size: 22KB Time:
0:07
Charlotte The Harlot [Fragment, Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike] Size: 38KB
Time: 0:12
Cleanest Family In The Land [Tune: Road To The Isles] Size: 34KB Time:
0:11
Died Of Love [fragment] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune: The Sailor's Hornpipe, Learned Late 1950s]
Down By The Old Mill Stream [Learned Early 1960s] Size: 165KB Time: 0:55
English Country Garden [Tune: English Country Garden] Size: 32KB Time:
0:10
Four And Twenty Virgins [aka The Ball Of Kerrimuir] Size: 299KB Time: 1:39
Georgie Porgie Puddin' And Pie Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Good Morning Mr. Seaboots [It Has Zulu Warrior and Oggie Land; Learned in Pub
from a Royal Navy Man] Size: 208KB Time: 1:09
Good Ship Venus [One Verse And Chorus, In And Out The Windows (So Early In
The Morning)] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball [Tune: Colonel Bogy's March, aka Bridge Over River
Kwai] Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
I Lost My Arm In The Army Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
I Was Sitting In The Dungeon [Tune: Road To The Isles] Size: 34KB Time:
0:11
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man [Parody Verses Including I Love To Go Swimming With
Bowlegged Women] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
I've Drunk One And I Will Drink Two [Fragment, Sung Drinking Toast] Size:
38KB Time: 0:12
In And Out The Bluebells [Tune: In And Out The Windows, Same As Good Ship
Venus] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
In Mobile [One Verse] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Isn't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty [fragment] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
It's Only Human Nature After All To Take A Girl Behind A Wall [recitation] Size:
32KB Time: 0:10
It's The Same The Whole World Over Size: 122KB Time: 0:40
It's The Second Front For You [Unknown Song Fragment] Size: 38KB Time:
0:12
Last Night I Contemplated Masturbation [Tune: Finiculi, Finicula] Size: 83KB
Time: 0:27
Limericks [Sung, Sing Us Another One Chorus] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Lord Montague of Beaulieu [aka The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Rude Version)]
Lulu Had A Baby Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Mary From The Mountain Glen [Tune: In And Out The Windows (same tune as
Good Ship Venus)] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Mary Had A Little Pig [Rude Children's Recitation] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
My Brother Sylvest [British Pub Song In The 1950s And 60s] Size: 118KB
Time: 0:39
My Old Man's A Dustman [Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman, Teasing Children's
Song] Size: 139KB Time: 0:46
Not Last Night But The Night Before [Tune: In And Out The Windows; same as
Good Ship Venus] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Our Little Nell [Recitation] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Poor Mary's Black Drawers Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Roll Me Over In The Clover [One Verse And Chorus] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain [One Rude Rugby Verse] Size: 235KB
Time: 1:18
Stormy Weather Boys [Rude Verses] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Sweet Violets [Learned In The Late 1950s] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Description Of Gestures] Size: 657KB Time: 3:39
The Bloody Great Wheel [aka The Engineer's Song, Learned Early 1970s] Size:
395KB Time: 2:11
The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck [recitation] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
The First Time I Met Her She Was All Dress In White Size: 305KB Time: 1:41
The Girls In France Do The Titty Wobble Dance [Tune: The Streets Of Cairo,
Learned In The Late 1950s] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
The Lobster Song [aka The Crabfish Song (The Crawfish Song); Learned Mid-
1960s] Size: 344KB Time: 1:54
The Wild West Show Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
There Was An Old Farmer [Learned Late 1950s] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
There Was An Woman Of Ninty-two [aka The Rolling Fart] Size: 96KB Time:
0:32
Three German Officers Crossed The Rhine Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
We're All Queers Together [Tune: The Eton Boating Song] Size: 110KB Time:
0:36
When Susie Was A Baby [Fragment Of Children's Song] Size: 51KB Time:
0:17
When You Wore A Tulip Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Digital Recording - SteveG - 2007-12-21
We're All Going to Wembley Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
We're the Famous Ol' Lessie(?) and We're Off to Wembley Size: 24KB Time:
0:08
We're All Going to Wembley (Take 2) Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
We're The Famous Ol' Lessie( ) And We're Off To Wembley (take 2) Size: 34KB
Time: 0:11
Glory Glory Man United [Uncertain About Last Line] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Ol' FC(?) Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Can You Wear Rubber's[?] Sing [Tune: The Crawdad Song] Size: 55KB Time:
0:18
In Your Liverpool Slums [Tune: Two Lovely Black Eyes] Size: 79KB Time:
0:26
And It's Ol' City, Ol' City It Is [Tune: Wild Rover] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
One Nil [Tune: Amazing Grace] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Oh, Sammy, Sammy! Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy Lloyd Size: 43KB
Time: 0:14
Oh, The Referee's A Bastard [Tune: John Brown's Body] Size: 28KB Time:
0:09
We're Rolling Out The Bunting's Army [Tune: Tramp, Tramp, Tramp] Size: 79KB
Time: 0:26
We Love You Liverpool, We Do Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
You're Not Singing Anymore [Tune: Bread Of Heaven] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
And When The Reds Go Marching In [Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In]
Forever & Ever City Will Be [Tune: What Will Be Will Be] Size: 53KB Time:
0:17
Come On You All Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
Olay Olay Olay Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
We Hate Arsenal Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
We Hate Nottingham Forest Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
There's Only One Knocker Norton Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
You Only Sing When You're Winning Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
We Want A Goal [Tune: Famer In The Dell] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Ol' CFC We're Going To Wembley [Tune: What Will Be Will Be] Size: 59KB
Time: 0:19
We'll Be Running 'Round Amfield with the Cup [Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The
Mountain] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
We are the Champions (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap) Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
We're Going to Win the League Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
We Shall, We Shall Not Be Moved Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Oh Me Lads You Should Have Seen Their Faces Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
What The Fucking Hell Is That [Tune: Bread Of Heaven] Size: 28KB Time:
0:09
Who's the Bastard All in Black [Tune: Bread Of Heaven] Size: 28KB Time:
0:09
He Fell Over, He Fell Over Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
The Referee's a Wanker Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
When the Red Red Robin Goes Bob-Bob-Bobbin Along Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
All We are Saying is Give Us a Goal Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
You're Shit [Tune: Amazing Grace] Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
Liverpool, Liverpool, etc. Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
There's Only One [Tune: Once in an Era] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Digital Recording - Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil, Gypsies in the
Palace H3 - 2004-04-26
A Soldier I Will Be Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
As I Was Walking Size: 311KB Time: 1:43
Follow The Band [aka Hey Jig A Jig Fuck A Little Pig] Size: 223KB Time: 1:14
Hold It In Your Hand Misses Murphey Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Hymn Fuck Him Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Tune: Scotland The Brave] Size: 466KB
Time: 2:35
No One Wants To Fuck Grandma Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Now You Have Finally Shut Up [Tune: Loony Tunes] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Pissonya [aka Piss On You] Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
Poetry Size: 94KB Time: 0:31
S&M Man Size: 161KB Time: 0:53
Sally In The Alley [Tune: Reuben, Reuben] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
The Hash House Quartet Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
The Music Man Size: 468KB Time: 2:36
The Nipples On Her Tits Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
The Old Brown Cow Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
There Was A Little Bird Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Twenty Toes Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
When It's Hog Calling Time [Tune: Red River Valley] Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
Where, Oh Where, Were You Last Week? Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
With An F, With An F, With An F-u-c Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Would You Like A Finger? Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil, Gypsies in the
Palace H3 - 2004-05-15
All Australians Born Illegitimate Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Clint Meets The Gay Caballero [written By Wrong John, Gypsies In The Palace
HHH] Size: 217KB Time: 1:12
Face Down Ass Up Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Fuck Off [Tune: Old Lang Syne] Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
Here's to -------, He's A Damn Fine Guy [aka He's A Horse's Ass] Size: 79KB
Time: 0:26
How Much Beer Has He Been Drinking Size: 96KB Time: 0:32
I Don't Want To Be A Housewife [Additional Verse For I Don't Want To Join The
Army] Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
Irian Jaya [Tune: Mull of Kintyre] Size: 292KB Time: 1:37
Jesus Saves [With Performance Notes] Size: 591KB Time: 3:17
Jonestown [Tune: Downtown] Size: 217KB Time: 1:12
Last Night I Laid In Bed And Held My Plonker [With Performance Notes] Size:
204KB Time: 1:08
Love Me Tender [Down-Down Song] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Moshi, Moshi Anone [Japanese Phone Song] Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
Rhode Island Red [aka Has Anybody Seen My Cock] Size: 100KB Time: 0:33
Ringadangdoo [aka Ring Dang Do] Size: 571KB Time: 3:10
Rule Brittania Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
S-c-r-o-t-u-m [Scrotum - With Performance Notes] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
She'll Be Coming Around The Yamanotai [sp?] Line [with Performance Notes]
The Days Of The Week [with extra singers: Strike 5 and Round the Horn (of the
FHAC-U Hash -- Fat Humans United)] Size: 454KB Time: 2:31
The Engineer's Song Size: 546KB Time: 3:02
The Frenchman Went To The Toilet [with Extra Verse And Performance Notes]
We Hate To See You Go [sung To Someone Leaving The Hash] Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
When It's Incest Time In Texas Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Whip It Out At The Ballgame Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
[Performance Notes For The Music Man] Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
Digital Recording - Theo B. - 2008-01-01
Jonestown [Learned in 1983] Size: 215KB Time: 1:11
Balls To Your Partner [aka The Ball Of Kerrymuir (fragment)] Size: 30KB
Time: 0:10
Digital Recording - Tina P. - 2009-04-19
Sam, Sam The Lavatory Man [Tune: Unknown] Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
Fuck You. No Thank. You I'd Be Bored. Size: 139KB Time: 0:46
[Them Bones Will Rise Again (fragment)] Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
[All Gods Critters Have A Place In The Choir (first Line)] Size: 161KB Time:
0:53
[Green Grass Grows All Around] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
[Billboard Song] Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
[Boom Boom Aint It Great To Be Crazy (Title Of Song Only; Need To Follow Up)]
[The Chicken Song (Title Only; Need To Follow Up)] Size: 4KB Time: 0:01
Mattalina Cattalina Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
Cedar Tree Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Linger Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Crazy Herman Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
[Ding Ding Ding Here Comes My Wagon (first Line)] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
[Doodlie Doo] Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
Love Grows Under The White Oak Tree Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
[Poor Rose She Died (first Line)] Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
My Name Is Joe I Work At A Button Factory Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
[I Wish I Were A Little Bar Of Soap (First Line)] - Kate P Size: 32KB Time:
0:10
[I Live In A Very Big House (Chinese Accent)] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
[Oh If All The Raindrops Were Lemondrops And Gumdrops (First Line)] Size:
55KB Time: 0:18
Johnny Had A Head Like A Ping Pong Ball Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Junior Bird Man [has Gestures (Not Described)] Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
[Boy and A Girl In A Little Canoe] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Kookoo Barrow (Autralian Poem-song) Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
[Little Red Caboose] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Little Drop Of Dew Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
McKinney Is Dead And Mccarthy Don't Know It [Tune: Irish Washerwoman]
Moccacolli I Love Moccacolli Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Ending Each Sentence With ''bark'' While At Camp Dinner Size: 217KB Time:
1:12
Mr. Moon Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
My Reindeer Is Purple Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
One Man And His Dog Went Out Into The Meddow [variant Tune; One Man Went
To Mow A Meddow] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
The Oreo Cookie Song (round) Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
The Chocolate Chip Cookie Song Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Pizza Hut - Kate P And Tina P Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
[She Died For Love (Title Only; Sung In Round; Need To Followup] Size: 22KB
Time: 0:07
[I Wear My Pink Pajamas In The Summer When It's Hot] Size: 67KB Time:
0:22
Princess Pat [aka Ring Dang Do] Size: 169KB Time: 0:56
Rainbow Made Of Children Size: 141KB Time: 0:47
Rise Up Oh Flame Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Sarahsponda Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
The Cedar Song Size: 159KB Time: 0:53
The Great Ship Titanic Size: 192KB Time: 1:04
Oom Plucky Plucky Song [Title Only; Need To Followup] Size: 18KB Time:
0:06
Tony Chesnut [Has Gestures] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Barges [Title Only; Need To Followup] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Weenie Man Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Cricket In The General Store [Little Fly Shitting Song] - Kate P Size: 43KB
Time: 0:14
Grasshopper In A Country Store [Little Fly Shitting Song] Size: 32KB Time:
0:10
Boatmen [The Boatmen Dance And The Boatmen Sing (First Line)] Size: 94KB
Time: 0:31
Boom Boom Song Size: 122KB Time: 0:40
Songbook From Camp Consellor Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
The Skeeters And The Bed Bugs Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
I Like Your Pants I Wonder Where You Got Them Their Bell Bottoms Size: 47KB
Time: 0:15
Found A Peanut Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Peanut Peanut Butter And Jelly Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Green Grow The Rushes O [Cummilative Song] Size: 143KB Time: 0:47
Ki-a-misha Size: 51KB Time: 0:17
I'm Going To Eat Some Worms Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Rose Rose Rose Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
Boom-dee-ata Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
I Like To Eat Apples And Bananas Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
I Stuck My Finger In The Woodpecker's Hole [Variant with Variant Tune] Size:
43KB Time: 0:14
Three Little Angels All Dressed In White Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
The Caravan Song [Zoom Golly Golly] Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
Come Bow Your Head [Grace, Fragment] Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
Johnny Appleseed Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
In Back Of The Bread Is The Flower Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
Hark To The Chimes Come Bow Your Head Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
If We All Said A Prayer For Each Other Every Day Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Yellow Bird [fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Yellow Bird Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
[...Every Dog Has Had Its Own Day (Fragment; Lacking Begining)] Size: 22KB
Time: 0:07
Digital Recording - Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka - 2004-05-07
'gina [Dina] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
A Is For A [aka A Long Black Pudding - Song With Description] Size: 831KB
Time: 4:37
All Australians Are Born Illegitimate Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Anthony Roley [aka A is for Asshole, ABC Song] Size: 331KB Time: 1:50
Are You Going To Get A Hard-on (So Suck Me Off) Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
As I Was Walking [fragment] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Asshole [aka A Soldier I Will Be] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Balls to Mr. Bangelsteen Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
Bang Bang Lulu Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
Barcelona Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying [Tune: The Eton Boating Song] Size: 83KB
Time: 0:27
Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me [fragment] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Days Of The Week Size: 798KB Time: 4:26
Dina Won't You Blow Me? Dina Won't You Blow My Horn? Size: 59KB Time:
0:19
Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune: The Sailor's Hornpipe(?)] Size: 24KB Time:
0:08
Doggies Meeting Conversation Size: 1282KB Time: 7:07
Doggies Meeting [Tune: Aurea; With Performance Notes] Size: 358KB Time:
1:59
Edge Of Creation [Mrs Murphy] Size: 57KB Time: 0:19
Follow The Hash [aka Follow the Band] Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Fuck A Duck A Female Duck Size: 188KB Time: 1:02
Gang Bang Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out [attrib. "Sex Toy and Rose Eh" Toronto HHH]
Glorious Victorious [Chorus Only] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
God Bless My Underpants Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Have It You Way [parody Of Burger King Commercial] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Have You Got A Hard-On? (It's Rising Now) Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On [aka Why Was He Born So Beautiful? (Tune:
Ellacombe)] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
He's The Horses Ass [He Takes It Up The Ass] Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
Head Who Said Head [with Additional Verse] Size: 135KB Time: 0:45
Hello Penis My Old Friend [Tune: Sound of Silence] Size: 288KB Time: 1:36
Here's To Them They Are Blue [Down-Down Song] Size: 28KB Time: 0:09
I Love My Gal [aka I Love My Wife; Variant Tune] Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
John Thomas [aka Red Plush Britches] Size: 313KB Time: 1:44
Jr. Birdman With Performance Notes Size: 339KB Time: 1:53
Lady In Red Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie [Tune: Scotland The Brave] Size: 151KB
Time: 0:50
Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate Size: 106KB Time: 0:35
Leprosy [aka Syphilis; Tune: Yesterday; fragment] Size: 104KB Time: 0:34
Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey [aka Poor Lillian] Size: 202KB Time: 1:07
Nancy Brown [Rolling Down The Mountain] Size: 282KB Time: 1:34
Nellie 'awkins Size: 471KB Time: 2:37
Periwinkle Song Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
Pubic Hairs Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Pull Back My Four Skin For Me Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder Size: 26KB Time: 0:08
S & M Man [with Performance Notes] Size: 237KB Time: 1:19
S-c-r-o-t-u-m [Scrotum - Tune: Jada] Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Singing In The Rain Hash Version Size: 585KB Time: 3:15
Suck Swallow Hurl [Alternative To Why Are We Waiting] Size: 20KB Time:
0:06
Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy [Down Down And Variant] Size: 73KB
Time: 0:24
The Balls Of O'Leary Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
The British Grenadier [aka Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey] Size: 69KB Time:
0:23
The Button Factory Size: 219KB Time: 1:13
The Color Song Size: 129KB Time: 0:43
The Engineer's Song [with Performance Notes, aka The Bloody Great Wheel]
The Girl From Baltimore [with Commentary And Performance Notes] Size:
456KB Time: 2:32
The Little Brown Mouse Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
The Lobster [aka The Crabfish Song (The Crawfish Song)] Size: 227KB Time:
1:15
The Monks Of Saint Bernard Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long Size: 12KB Time: 0:04
Twinkle Twinkle Little Hasher [fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
Vagina In The Morning Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
We've Got Virgins At Our Hash Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing Size: 245KB Time: 1:21
When The End Of The Month Rolls Along Size: 118KB Time: 0:39
Whip It Out At The Ball Game Size: 114KB Time: 0:38
Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant (Tune: Ellacombe)] Size: 26KB
Time: 0:08
Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version (Tune: Ellacombe)] Size: 43KB
Time: 0:14
Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version (Tune: Ellacombe)] Size:
36KB Time: 0:12
Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version (Tune: Ellacombe)] Size:
24KB Time: 0:08
Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Tune: Ellacombe; Three Parts Complete]
You Can Go Get Fucked Size: 190KB Time: 1:03
Zulu Warrior [Two Versions] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Digital Recording - Tom Jones III - 2005-01-04
Down By The Old Mill Stream Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Digital Recording - Tom Jones III - 2005-01-24
Battle Cry Of Freedom [Parody Of Mary Had A Little Lamb] Size: 202KB Time:
1:07
Ben Growgan's Goat [Tune: The Ring Dang Doo] Size: 231KB Time: 1:17
Flee Fly Flow [Song With Gestures] Size: 151KB Time: 0:50
Gang Bang Lulu [Fragment, aka Bang Bang Lulu, Secret Song Of Scouts] Size:
81KB Time: 0:27
Great Green Gobs Size: 90KB Time: 0:30
High Above A Phi Chi's Ankles Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
I Am The Musician Follow Thee My Count [aka The Music Man] Size: 268KB
Time: 1:29
I Shot My Slow Teacher With A Rubber Band ["Old Smokey" Parody] Size: 75KB
Time: 0:25
I Wear My Pink Pajama's Size: 120KB Time: 0:40
I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
It Aint Going To Rain No More No More Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
Let Me Graze Up Your Valley If You Love Me [Tune: Red River Valley] Size:
98KB Time: 0:32
Mr Johnny Verbeck Size: 196KB Time: 1:05
On Top Of My Pizza [Old Smokey Parody] Size: 67KB Time: 0:22
On Top Of Old Smokey All Cover With Dirt Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
On Top Of Spaghetti [Old Smokey Parody] Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
The Chicago Fire Song And The Backwards Chicago Fire Song Size: 114KB
Time: 0:38
The Lavatory Man [Tune Uncertain Describes Motions] Size: 247KB Time:
1:22
Three Blind Jellyfish [Tune: Three Blind Mice; Boys Enjoy Song, Leaders Hate
Song] Size: 147KB Time: 0:49
[Ask Me No More Questions Tell Me No More Lies] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
[Feet Smell Rotten - Tune: Dixie] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004-06-27
Birth Control [aka Syphilis; or, Leprosy; Tune: Yesterday] Size: 143KB Time:
0:47
Why Was He Born So Beautiful? [Tune: Ellacombe] Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Wild Rover [Additional Verse] Size: 55KB Time: 0:18
Yogi Bear Size: 198KB Time: 1:06
Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004-10-07 - Recorded at ERC'69
Rugbyclub
My Name Is Ben Johnson Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
The Cow Kicked Nelly Size: 165KB Time: 0:55
Digital Recording - Tom N. - 2007-12-21
We Three Kings of Orient are Stealling Gifts From Famous & Barr Size: 45KB
Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - Traci A. Ohren - 2006-03-17
Molly Brown [aka Piss Pot Pete; Cadence; Tune: Sound Off, Learned In 1984 Or
1985] Size: 110KB Time: 0:36
Old Mother Hubbard Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
The Monkey And The Baboon Size: 24KB Time: 0:08
Digital Recording - Troy K. - 2004-07-17
Ching-Chung Chinaman Size: 172KB Time: 0:57
My Cross-eyed Girl [Tune: "The Death Of Willie"] Size: 139KB Time: 0:46
Sandy-O Size: 47KB Time: 0:15
Sydney Road Size: 157KB Time: 0:52
Digital Recording - Turok - 2005-02-18
Has Anybody Seen JC [fragment - Learned In 1958-59] Size: 49KB Time:
0:16
Luang Prabang Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Plastic Jesus [One Verse, Cleaned Up By Turok] Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
[Discussion Of The Doggies Meeting - Known To The Tune Of The Church's One
Foundation] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Digital Recording - Unknown Woman at Cat's Meow - 2007-03-07
[Over Land Over Sea, Over Mr. Schlegal's Knee] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
[Ms Lucy Had A Baby] Size: 88KB Time: 0:29
[One Dark Morning In The Middle Of The Night] Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
Remembers Hearing The Diarrhea Song In The Late 1960s Or Early 1970s Size:
106KB Time: 0:35
[Mary Mac Dressed In Black] Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
[You Don't Sing At The Table, You Don't Sing In The Bed] Size: 65KB Time:
0:21
Digital Recording - Vaughan Hully - 2005-01-30
A Soldier I Will Be [With Extra Fragment Verse] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Always Eat When You Are Hungry [Don't Stop Breathing Or You Will Die] Size:
90KB Time: 0:30
As I Was Walking Through A Wood [Tunes - Old One Hundred And Hernando's
Hideaway] Size: 235KB Time: 1:18
Assholes Are Cheap Today [Fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Auntie Mary Had A Canary Size: 20KB Time: 0:06
Barnacle Bill The Sailor [Fragments] Size: 112KB Time: 0:37
Be Kind To Your Web Footed Friends Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
British Gonorrhea Size: 53KB Time: 0:17
Caviar Comes From The Virgin Sturgeon [Admits To Tune Being Off] Size:
112KB Time: 0:37
Cosher Bailey [aka Did You Ever See Such a Funny Thing Before] Size: 485KB
Time: 2:41
Do Your Balls Hang Low? [Tune: The Streets of Cairo] Size: 49KB Time: 0:16
Down At Our School Things Are Awful Funny [aka Down The Lane] Size: 225KB
Time: 1:15
Durex Is A Girl's Best Friend Size: 79KB Time: 0:26
Eskimo Nell [Fragment - Recitation] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Follow The Band [Chorus Only] Size: 14KB Time: 0:04
Gathering Flowers [aka Nuts in May] Size: 333KB Time: 1:51
Good Morning Mr. Murphy [aka Walking Down Canal Street] Size: 102KB
Time: 0:34
Good Ship Venus [Recitation - Only Known as Recitation] Size: 77KB Time:
0:25
Hark, Hark, I Hear Thunder [Children's Recitation] Size: 18KB Time: 0:06
Hey Ho Says Rolley [aka A is Asshole; aka ABC Song] Size: 36KB Time: 0:12
Hog-eyed Man [aka Mary In The Kitchen - Discussion Of Bawdy Song] Size:
227KB Time: 1:15
I Am The Music Man [Explanation Of Gestures] Size: 337KB Time: 1:52
I Have A Dog Who's Name Is Rover [Tune: Gathering Nuts In May] Size: 120KB
Time: 0:40
I've Been A Hells Angel Many A Year [Wild Rover Parody, One Verse Only] Size:
22KB Time: 0:07
If I Was The Marrying Kind Size: 157KB Time: 0:52
Inky Pinky Parlevous [Fart Version - Learned Late 1950s] Size: 212KB Time:
1:10
Its The Same The Whole World Over Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Landlord Fill The Flowing Bowl [Two Rude Verses] Size: 196KB Time: 1:05
Lloyd George Knew My Father [With Description Of Context Of Song] Size:
233KB Time: 1:17
Lou Mackary [Football Chant] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Maggie Mae Size: 305KB Time: 1:41
Mary From The Mountain Glen [Tune: In And Out The Windows (same tune as
Good Ship Venus)] Size: 86KB Time: 0:28
My Darling Grace [Recitation] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
My Grandfather's Cock [Fragment] Size: 30KB Time: 0:10
Oh Father Oh Father I've Come To Confess Size: 63KB Time: 0:21
Oh, Sir Jasper [Discussion Of Song] Size: 102KB Time: 0:34
Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore [Fragment] Size: 32KB Time: 0:10
Roll Me Over In The Clover [Fragmentary] Size: 145KB Time: 0:48
Shoe Maker Shoeman Was His Name [aka The Music Man; Learned At University]
Sombrero [Believes This To Be Complete Song] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
Swing Low Sweet Chariot [Discussion] Size: 903KB Time: 5:01
Take Your Glasses To The Bar [Bar Closing Song] Size: 40KB Time: 0:13
The Poor Old Landlord Can't Get The Buggers Out Size: 61KB Time: 0:20
1:23
The Thrashing Machine Size: 272KB Time: 1:30
The Wild West Show [Song With Discussion] Size: 372KB Time: 2:04
The Yellow Rose Of Texas [Children's Song] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
There Once Was A Farmer Who Sat On A Rock Size: 145KB Time: 0:48
Three German Officers Crossed The Rhine Size: 280KB Time: 1:33
Why Was He Born So Beautiful? [Tune: Ellacombe; Song Context - Sung In
Harmony] Size: 83KB Time: 0:27
Will You Marry Me? Size: 126KB Time: 0:42
Yogi Bear [Learned Mid 1990's] Size: 122KB Time: 0:40
You Are My Sulsha My Only Sulsha [Football Chant] Size: 16KB Time: 0:05
Zulu Warrior [Incomplete - Uncertain About Tune] Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
[King Of The God Damned Isles - Recitation] Size: 368KB Time: 2:02
[She Wore No Blowsers, I Wore No Trowsers] Size: 77KB Time: 0:25
[The More Vulgar Minded - Spanish Guitar Chorus] Size: 75KB Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - Vince Marino - 2005-11-13
Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down [Learned In Army 1942-43] Size: 77KB
Time: 0:25
Digital Recording - Walter Deyherle And Wife - 2006-02-01
Ask Your Mother For Fifty Cents To See The Elephant Climb The Fence [recitation,
Teasing] Size: 45KB Time: 0:15
Bye Bye Cherry [Learned In The Late A 1970s] Size: 65KB Time: 0:21
Discussion Of Playing The Drinking Game 'Dead Bug' Size: 315KB Time: 1:45
Discussion Of The Poker/Spoon Drinking Game Size: 194KB Time: 1:04
Drinking Trivia [Drinking Game, If You Miss A Question You Have To Do A Shot]
Here's To The Girl Who Calls You Honey [toast] Size: 43KB Time: 0:14
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Each Had A Dollar And A Quarter [recitation] Size:
16KB Time: 0:05
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill To Have A Little Sex [recitation] Size: 36KB
Time: 0:12
Lady Visits A Genecologist (Drive Back Up Into It) [Joke] Size: 118KB Time:
0:39
Lady Went To Her Genocologist For A Yearly Examination [Joke] Size: 217KB
Time: 1:12
Liar's Poker [Drinking Game] Size: 98KB Time: 0:32
Over The Teeth Behind The Gums [toast] Size: 34KB Time: 0:11
Please Don't Burn My Shithouse Down [Fragment, Remembers Hearing It At A
Local VFW, Need Date For This] Size: 165KB Time: 0:55
There Was An Old Man From Where [Recited Limerick] Size: 20KB Time:
0:06
Travelling Salesman With Flat Tire [Ends In 'Was It You Who Did The Pushing'
Rhymed Recitation, Learned In The Late 1970s] Size: 301KB Time: 1:40
Digital Recording - William Vanneman - 2006-03-14
Don't Send My Boy To Harvard The Dying Mother Said Size: 133KB Time:
0:44
Far Above Cayuga's Waters Is An Awful Smell [fragment Of A Parody] Size:
36KB Time: 0:12
Hi, Hi, Hi For Alpha Delta Size: 131KB Time: 0:43
I Wish I Were A Fascinating Bitch Size: 92KB Time: 0:30
In Bohemia Hall Size: 59KB Time: 0:19
Its The Same The Whole World Over Size: 145KB Time: 0:48
Michael Finnegan Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
Digital Recording - Yusuf N. - 2006-05-15
Chant From One of "The Last Poets" Albums Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Gang War Chant From Bedford Stuyvesant in Central Brooklyn Size: 65KB
Time: 0:21
I'm A Liar Your A Flyer (Take 1) [Rhymed Recitation Response To Someone
Calling You A Liar] Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
I'm A Liar Your A Flyer (Take 2) [Rhymed Recitation Response To Someone
Calling You A Liar] Size: 22KB Time: 0:07
La-la-boom-zee-ay [Tune: Ta-ra-boom-de-ay; Learned In 1958-60 (8-10 Years
Old)] Size: 71KB Time: 0:23
My Name It Is Pancho, I Live On A Rancho [Poncho Via, recitation] Size: 24KB
Time: 0:08
Piss Pot Pete (Take 1) [Learned When 15 or 16 ca. 1965-66] Size: 71KB
Time: 0:23
Piss Pot Pete (Take 2) Size: 73KB Time: 0:24
Shine, Shine [fragment] Size: 38KB Time: 0:12
Tape Recording - Les Cleveland - 2005-03-16
You Can Tell Them All [Tune: Sussex By The Sea] Size: 124KB Time: 0:41
My Old Gal Salome Size: 249KB Time: 1:23
Tiger Lily [aka Diamond Lilly; OR, The Finest Fucking Family] Size: 53KB
Time: 0:17
Isn't It A Pitty She's Only One Titty [Tune: Blaze Away (March)] Size: 157KB
Time: 0:52
Sister Anna Can Carry The Banner [Humorous Dialog - Sods Opera] Size: 73KB
Time: 0:24
The Balls Of O'Leary Size: 81KB Time: 0:27
For They Were Large Balls [Fragment - Uncertain About Refrain] Size: 116KB
Time: 0:38
The Old Red Flannel Drawers Size: 221KB Time: 1:13
If I Were A Rugby Fullback [Tune: One Man Went To Mow A Meadow] Size:
364KB Time: 2:01
A Drunken Old Harlot Lay Dying [Tune: The Tarpaulin Jacket (variant)] Size:
174KB Time: 0:58
The Dying Stockman Size: 69KB Time: 0:23
She Had Those Dark and Dreamy Eyes [aka A Sailor's Wife] Size: 352KB
Time: 1:57
Viva La Company [Song Special To New Zealand Troops] Size: 571KB Time:
3:10
Last revised: 23 September 2013. Conditions of Use. Known Bugs.

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