Dirty Slang Dictionary

Find hundreds of slang terms for dirty words such as penis, vagina, oral sex, masturbation,
boobs, erection, and more.

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Mr. Doody

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AC/DC - Bisexual.
Acorn - The head of the penis.
Alaskan Fire Dragon - Get the chick on her knees for a BJ. Right after you
blow your load, clamp her mouth shut, and whisper in her ear, "I've got
syphillis." The spooge should shoot out her nose in record time.
Angel - Male who pays for sexual acts.
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her
head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Auntie - An aging male homosexual.
Animal play - When one or both partners pretend to be an animal (Ex - dog, horse) in a role
play.
Areola - The dark red or light brown ring of skin surrounding the nipple.
Auto -Eroticism - Masturbation
Auto -Felatio - Performing fellatio (oral sex) on one`s own penis
Arabian Goggles - A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye
sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible,
but what the fuck else is new
Aeroplane Blonde - One who has bleached / dyed her hair but still has a 'black box.
Around the World - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex.
Aussie Kiss - similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Auxiliary Intercoure - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in
the armpit
Azozoospermia - Semen containing no sperm, either because the testicles cannot make
sperm or because of blockage in the reproductive tract.

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Back Door - A euphemism for the anus.
Badly Packed Kebab - A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
Butch - A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity.
Bag - The scrotum.
Bang, banged, banging, bangs - To have sexual intercourse with.
Ball - To have intercourse.
Ballsacking - Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun.
While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza
dough.
Balloon Knot - When you bend over and I can see up right up the wazoo.
That's a balloon knot that you see.
Bag it - wearing a condom during intercourse.
Back Yard - The buttocks.
Back Scuttle - Perform anal intercourse.
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,
lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get
lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation,
and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
Barely Legal - Girls who have reached the age of 18, or look like they've just turned 18,
newbies to porn.
Barebacking - unprotected sex.
Beaver Leaver - A homosexual (male)
Bimbot - A pornslut who is as cold and unfeeling during sex as her plastic boobs, lips,
cheeks, etc.
Bismarck - During oral sex, right before you are about to cum, you pull out,
shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the
blood and cum together.
Beer Dick - This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck
anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick
Blue Balls - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm.
Blowjob - The act or an instance of fellatio.
Brownie Queen - Passive partner in anal intercourse.
Bear Claw - A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you
grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of
riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It - Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a
face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from
fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head,
and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Butter Face - When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Bukkake - Showering a person with sperm from one or many men. In ancient Japan, there is
a legend that unfaithful women were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up
while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show their distaste.
Butt Plug - A dildo specially designed for insertion into the anus. Usually has a flared base to
prevent it from going in too far.
Bull Dagger - an extremely masculine lesbian. The term is often used negatively.
Betty - Slang term for an attractive female.
Blumpkin - Term meaning to receive oral sex while defecating.
Blumpy - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off
while you are on the shitter.

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BOBFOC - Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crimewatch.
Bone Of Contention - A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man
is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Booty Call - Slang term for a late -night or last minute phone call with the intention of
attaining sex.
Boink/Bonk - To have intercourse with.
Boiler Suit - The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought,
score with a BOBFOC last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your
friends in the pub on Saturday night.
Boff, boffed boffing, boffs - To have sexual intercourse with. v. intr. To engage in sexual
intercourse .
Brown Eye - The chocolate coloration of various shades found around many female's
assholes. It assumed that a girl possessing such will always do anal sex.
Brown Necktie - You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up
her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown
streak between the funbags.
Brownie Queen - Passive partner in anal intercourse.
Bruce Lee - Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
Brunski - When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head
back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There
are many other variant names.)
Bonk - Have sexual intercourse with.
Bugger - to perform anal sex, often referring to sex with animals.
Bullwinkle - The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is
performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can
be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice
tone.)
Bunny Boiler - A partner in a relationship that acts irrationally and with
impulsive, extreme, behavior. The term originated from the Glen Close
character in the movie Fatal Attraction
Butter Face - When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.

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Cherry - One who is still a virgin.
Closet Queen - A male homosexual who hides his desires for men.
Cleveland Steamer - The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while
receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
Canine Special - Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick
Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
Carpet Cleaner - While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her
hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended
with large women.
Carpet Munching - Performing cunnilingus.
Chicken Choker - A person who masturbates
Chicken Cutlet - While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some
sand and stick it back in.
Chili Dog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty
fuck her.
Chocolate Chips/Chocolate Syrup- The guy pulls out of her ass...what's that brown stuff?
Chocolate Pizza - Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
Cockblock - To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.
Cock-Stuffing - Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin,
cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick
hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger
items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
Cold Lunch - The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing
fellatio.
Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend,
but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to
your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get
off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her
not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know
you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
Concoction - First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend
menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture.
Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
Cop's Delight - The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her
"pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed
donut.
Corkscrew - Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to
work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and
within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
Corn - Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used
term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-
dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great
pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant",
or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"
Couch Bombing - When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite
lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the
couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first .
Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've
got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore
you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

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Cleveland Steamer - The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while
receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
Circle Jerk - Where several men get together and masturbate together, doesn`t have to be
homosexual
Closet Queena - A male homosexual who hides his desires for other men
Clown Face - An aging slut who wears a pound of makeup to hide her numerous wrinkles
since the facelifts aren't taking.
Cluster Fuck - Group sex. Many female holes stuffed to bursting with dildo and vibrator type
toys.
Cockteaser - Usually a female who excites a male without carrying on to actual sexual
relations
Cowgirl - Refers to the sexual position of a woman sitting upon a reclining man
Cornhole - Slang for the anus, also refers to anal sex
Cream - To ejaculate -I creamed on her tits
Creepin' - To cheat on boy/girlfriend or spouse
Cum Dumpster - A quadriplegic whore.
Cumshake - Porn movie equivalent of a milk shake. Often served in champagne glass.

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Daisy Chain - Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating
out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A).
Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.
Day-Old Doughnut - Eating out your girlfriend the morning after the
night she went out and fucked someone else
David Copperfield, The (a.ka. The Houdini) - Drill her from behind. Before
you shoot your wad, fake it and spit on her back. When she turns around to
give you that loving smile and hug, cum in her face. So, it's kind of like
an illusion.a sleight of hand...misdirection
Davey Crockett - A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's
snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a
coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
Dark Meat - Black penis
Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert
your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin
shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Swirly - While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a
healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig
it.
Diddle - To have intercourse with (a woman). 2. To practice masturbation upon
Dogging - Having or observing exhibitionist sex in a public place, usually outdoors.
Sometimes the voyeurs join in on the sex, usually they just watch from nearby.
Dog In A Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your
nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as
keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick
your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will
stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous
orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
Double Bass - A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then
fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The
position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound
produced is slightly different.
Duff - Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Two hot chicks at a bar will have a really nasty fat ugly
bitch hanging out with them, refered to as a "DUFF".
The Dunkin' Delight - When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk,then sit on her
face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.
Duct Tape Trick - Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the
danger of a messy split.
Dutch Oven - Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting
under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of
thing).
Dutch Treat - The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.
DVDA - The abbreviation for "double -anal, double -vaginal". This is the term used when a girl
takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.
Dental Dam - One type of moisture barrier. People can use one during oral sex to stop STDs,
including HIV. It is a square piece of latex that can be put over someone`s anus or vagina.
(This way germs cannot get into someone`s mouth from blood or sexual fluids found in the
anus or vagina or else into the vagina or anus from blood found in the mouth.) Dentists use it
when they work on someone`s mouth so that blood won`t splash everywhere.

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Double Bagging - Wearing two condoms at once. This in not normally recommended as
added friction can cause a higher instance of failure.

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Erotophobia - Fear or anxiety of sexuality or the expression of sexual love.
Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples
simultaneously.

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Flap Jacks - Small, saggy breasts looking like soggy pancakes or crushed nerf footballs.
Flatties - The diminutive yet perky breasts of young'un porn babes. Degoratory version of
flatties is "mosquito bites".
Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Flooding The Cave - Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her.
Applies to butt pirates as well.
Flying Camel, The - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her
from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to
prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long,
shrieking howl, much like a coyote.
Flagellation - Sexual
Femoral Coitus - Penis -thigh sex.
Felch - To lick or suck recently deposited semen from a rectum or vagina.
Formicophilia - Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes.
Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass,
jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before
releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
(Better in her bed).
Fricatrice - A whore.
Figging - Anal play using ginger root (or even a chile pepper). The burning sensation is said
to induce intense pleasure.
Fisted, fisting - To insert the fist into the rectum or vagina of (another) as a means of sexual
stimulation.
Finger - To digitally stimulate the vulva.
Finger -fuck - To masturbate by means of inserting one's finger(s) into the vestibule of the
vagina.
Fire Island - This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they
are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that
you're that demented.
Fish Eye, The - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you
are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to
see what the hell you are doing
Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the
pussy after you stick your finger up her anus
Flaming Amazon - This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some
chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set
her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

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Flooding The Cave - Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her.
Applies to butt pirates as well.
Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her
from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms)
on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let
out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
Flying Dutchman - This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase
that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the
novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act,
namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even
masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual
revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your
sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting
side effects.
Fountain Of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a
madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a
venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
Frigmarole - Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
Frotteur - A person aroused by brushing up against clothed people in public.
Family Jewels - The testicles.
Freak Show Porn - Something so totally outrageous, it's not even about sexuality any more.
1000 man gang bangs, anal cum slurping, severed limb
porno, etc.
Free The Tadpoles - Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
French - To perform oral sex on
French tickler - A condom with ridges, bumps, or something else designed to give women
extra stimulation during intercourse. Not reported to work above and beyond what the man is
otherwise capable of..
Frottage - When two people rub their bodies together so that they feel good for some type of
sexual pleasure. Another phrase for it is dry -humping.
Full House - Having more than one venereal disease at the same time.
FUPA - The upper half of the pubic area on an obese individual. This area can be found just
below or behind the last hanging roll of fat on the belly.
FUPA Chalupa - When an extremely obese lady has a fatty flap that hangs over the pussy.
Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane
between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball
gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

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Gangbang - 1. Sexual intercourse, often rape, involving one person or victim and several
others who have relations with that person in rapid succession.
2. Sexual intercourse involving several people who select and change partners in an
indiscriminate manner
Gape - A dilated asshole.
Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps.
Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple
knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required
(either on one finger or on multiple).
Gender Outlaw - a person who flouts the usual gender roles.
Genderfuck - sending mixed gender messages, especially through appearance, such as
wearing a prom dress, combat boots and a mustache.
Get Your Rocks Off - Slang term for orgasm.
Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over your partners face and
proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
Glory Hole - Slang term for a hole, usually in a wall, in which a man inserts his penis that is
stimulated manually or orally by someone on the other side.
Gobstopper- With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie
down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're
done, if you want.
Golden Shower (a.k.a.- watersports) - Any form of pissing all over a chick.
Greek - The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's
eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry
honey, but you asked for the Greek salad
Greek Sex - Slang term for anal sex.
Greyhound - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
Gynotikolobomassophilia - A paraphilia where a person derives becomes extremely
aroused by a woman's earlobe.
Gerbiling - The activity of Urban Legend status regarding the insertion of a gerbil or similarly
-sized rodent into the anus.
Gunt - This is the area that bulges out on obese women. It's located between the genital area
and the waist. When its not a gut or a cunt...its called a GUNT.
Guppy Mouth - Position where the girl is typically on her knees, her head
cocked upwards, her mouth open, many times eyes closed, waiting for the guy
to jack-off on her face, mouth or wherever.

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Handmade - A large penis allegedly developed through masterbation.
Hand-To-Gland Combat - A vigorous masturbation session.
Head - Oral sex - Give me some head.
Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her
chest.
Hot Pants - Sexually aroused.
Ham And Cheese Sandwich - Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A
delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is
sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.
Hershey Highway - When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't
hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.
High Dive - The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole and in one
motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very
dangerous.
Hindenburg, The - When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The
humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.
Hiudini - While banging your bitch doggystyle build up until your about to cum then pull out
and spit on her back, when she turns around let her have it in the face.
Hogging - While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest
bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups
friends.
Hole In One - The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner
once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
Hood Ornament - piercing attached to the clitorial hood
Hotdog In A Hallway - When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the
walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when
banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.
Hot Karl - The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier
was balls deep in her can.
Hot Karl Candy Cane - A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral
cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.
Hot Karl Candy Cane - A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral
cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.
Hot Lunch - The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth.
Humjob (hummer) - Oral sex
Hunter Gatherer - You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

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Indian Cock Burn - While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if
she was trying to give you an Indian burn.
Icolagnia - Sexual arousal by looking at pictures.
In Door Sports - Swinging activities in general.

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Jail Bait - One who is under 18 years of age.
Jedi Mind Trick - When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you,
I'm NOT fucking you".
Jelly Dougnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her
in the nose while you are getting head.
Jersey Turnpike - The act of sticking your finger in a girls ass and then
putting that finger in her mouth. If you later find yourself picking your
nose with that finger, that's called getting off at the Newark exit
Jocker - A male homosexual.
Joy Juice - Slang term for the natural vaginal lubrication produced by a sexually aroused
female.
Juanita Special Bean Dip - While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your
thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown
thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the
Juanita "special" bean dip.
Juicy Lucy - Girls who can supposedly "squirt" when they cum.

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Kennebunkport Surprise - The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky -style New
England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs
while eating her out.
Kick -Fucking - The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the
ass.
Kryo Queen - A cold fuck

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Landshark - The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs
spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint - She might want to wear a
biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also
naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms
together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins
chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward
the girl at full speed with his pelvis -out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass
Lorena Bobbit, The - Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core
booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping
and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status,
you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
Lace Curtains - Slang term for the foreskin of the penis
Lady's Best Friend - Slang term for a dildo or vibrator
Lakshmi - Tantric sex term for goddess of wealth and prosperity
Load - Slang term for semen.
Lot Lizard - Slang term for a prostitute who works in truck stops
Love Wand - Slang term for vibrator.

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Maha - Tantric sex term for the almighty one.
Menthol, The - The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a
numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
Mellon Dive - Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.
Mengeles - used to describe the dubiously trained and ethically challenged cosmetic
surgeons who work on porn stars.
Millennium Domes - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed
from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.
Money Shot - The climax of a fuck scene in a porno movie.
Monkey Wrench - When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and
sucks you off.
Monroe Transfer - When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube.
One defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of the other.
Moped, The - A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I
mean.
Mork, The - Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring
fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note - Not
complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo -Nanoo!).
Moses - A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the
Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
Motorboat, The - While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus
imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
Mud Flaps - The meaty, hanging, larger than norm, pussy lips or labia minora.
Mumbler - An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but
can't quite make out what they're saying.
Mung, The - Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is
important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on
her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
Mushy Biscuit - This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and
your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food
item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.
Muff Teaser - Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round
her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is
at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room
without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Muff Diving - Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva
Midnight Cowboy - Slang term for a vibrator or dildo.
Mish - Short for Missionary position.
MILF - Abbreviation for "mother I'd like to fuck".
Mystery Bus - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after
your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed
with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
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NBR (No Beers Required) - Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of
a 10-pinter.
Nooner - 1. Sexual intercourse. 2. The vulva.
Nookie - Slang term for a sexual encounter during lunch hour.
New Jersey Meat -Hook - The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your
partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from
behind.
New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down,
you boot on her box. Happy trails.
Nixon, The - A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of
dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is
considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
Nubs - Slang term for breasts; also refers to the small bumps on a vibrator that provide extra
vaginal or clitoral stimulation.

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Open Swinging - a couple swinging with another couple in the same room; several or all
participating couples together in the same room; (Western US) swing party where participants
socially mix and are free to swing as couples, in one -to -one pairings and group sex during
the progress of the party.
Oyster - A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with
ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
Outercourse - Sex play that does not include inserting the penis in the vagina or anus.

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Pasadena Mudslide - This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a
woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.).
Paint Brush - A wide racing stripe typ pubic hairstyle.
Parolee - A standard issue male pornstar, typically working for the compensation of
cheeseburgers and gas money.
Pattycake - While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head
off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your
childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
Paying The Rent - A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders,
while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously.
Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich - Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation.
Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've
been eating.)
Pearl Necklace - Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it
takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
Penguin - When a girl starts giving a guy a blow job, and just as he is about to lose his load,
she stops and walks away. The horny guy, with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her to
see where she is going.
Philly Fakeout - When your doing a girl (or a guy ) from behind...doesn't matter which
destination you choose, just as so long as its from behind. As your doin her and gettin close
to erupting...you say holy shit i'm gonna bust the hugest load all over you and you start
groaning like its Mount Vesuvius all over again. You pull your meat out and proceed to spit on
her (once again, his for you homo's) back. She/he turns around real fast so she can see the
face you make when you reach the moment, only to be shocked when she turns around and
you spray it in her face.
Picasso Arse - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4
buttocks.
Pig Roast - While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the
funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence
simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger Cuffs.
Pile Driver - Sexual position where the girl is on the floor, her torso raised in the air at a 90
degree angle to her face. She is looking up at the guy as he hovers over her, he is now able
to have free access to her pussy and/or asshole.
Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet
enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks
to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
Pink Sock - This is performed by nailing your bitch doggystyle in her asshole and giving her a
simultaneous vigerous blow to the sides of her kidneys thus pulling her colon out onto your
dick.
Pirate's Treasure - While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After
you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
Plating - Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on it. It gives
them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you don't see that on any Dawn
commercials.
Play Action Fake - Doing a girl doggystyle and you pull your dick out and spit all over her
back, when she thinks you've cum she turns around to look @ you. You then shoot your wad
all in her face.
Plumper - An overweight girl
Poke - An act of sexual intercourse - I gave her a poke
Poontang - 1. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
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Pork, porks, porking - To have sexual intercourse with
Portuguese - Tittie fucking when the parolee does the heavy lifting
Postage Slot - Pussy with no visible outer labia, like with Pam Anderson
Popcorn Trick - First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub
of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then,
inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually
offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love
buttered popcorn?
Puerto Rican Fog Bank - While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog
directly into her nostrils.
Punching Possums - A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just
lays there"
Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you
withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave
a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
Push-out - After the man cums, she pushes it out of her pussy or mouth.

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Queef - A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when air
gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that
air is released.
Queening - Sitting on the side of a person's face as a form of bondage.
Quiff - A British term for male homosexual or effeminate male.
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Racing Stripe - A public hairstyle that starts at the top of the clitoral hood and ends at the
extreme top limit of where the normal inverted triangle of pubic hair would end.
Rackjack - To steal a girl someone else was just hitting on.
Ragman's Coat - Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet
she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat!"
Ram, The - You're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head
against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow
for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
Ray-Bans - Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.
(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is
definitely worth a try.
Rim Job - Another name for tossing salad. Oral stimulation of the anus.
Focuses on the use of the tongue
Rear Admiral - When doing a chic from behind (while both partners standing),
make sure you don't let her grab on to
anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so
that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or
table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor.
You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing
into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Red Wings - Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while
discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier.
Resuscitation - When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake.
Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is
right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great
fun during those long sleepless nights.
Reverse Cowgirl - A sexual position where the girl mounts and rides cock, facing the man.
Roddy Piper, The - When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and
knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to
simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue
again.
Rodeo, The - Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a
pre -arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the
room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw.
Roman War Helmet - Place you nutsack on a girls forehead and your shaft across her nose
resembling a roman war helmet .
Rose Creeper - Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's
neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss
her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly
and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish -fuck her dumper while whipping her with the
rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
Rusty Trombone - Have her jerk you off while licking your asshole. Looks
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Sandbag - Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and
engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber
(without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load,
without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw
it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt -necked, and
knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.
Sandwich - Any sex act involving three people; a threesome
Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap -on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at
her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Seatbelt - While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake
on the bottom.
Shirley Temple - Pour a can of 7 -Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
Shag - sexual intercourse (to have sex)
Shocker, The - When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and
pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your
fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in
one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.) .
Shop Vac - When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her
mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
Shrimping - The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.
Sixty-eighter (68er)- "Do me and I'll owe 'ya one". A lesbian scene where one girl will go
down on the other, but the other girl will only fingerfuck or toyfuck the first girl.
Skiing - While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both
off, thus imitating some hardcore cross -country action.
SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB
Slumpbuster - When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease -
ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
Snerd Nurgling - The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine
with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance,
Nergle me you Snerd"...
Snoodling - When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another
homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at
as a great derogatory term as in, "You Snoodler!"
Snowball - Always a blast. When doing a girl while she's on all fours,
sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Snuff, The - Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody
member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that
you're a snuff film superstar.
Spider-Webbing - when you fuck your girlfriend in the ass and cum in it, then she farts,
sending all the cum out in a spider-web like fashion.
Sperm Wail or Spuphemism - A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
Starfish Trooper or Arsetronaut - A homosexual
Stingy Nut - When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk
off all over her ass.
Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking
off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else
Stranger on the Rocks - Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking
off. Spanken not stirred.
Strangers In The Night - When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should
know how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from
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Sud N' Fud - When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of
girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all
this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint
you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Surfing - This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her
rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control,
and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
Swamp-Donkey - A deeply unattractive woman
Swimmer's Ear - When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you
remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some
sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
Switch Hitter - A Bi -Sexual.

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Taffy Pulling - A euphemism for male masturbation.
Tain't - tain't ass and tain't pussy. The demilitarized zone of flesh between these two areas.
Teabagging - When the female orally pleasures the male partner's balls while
he squats over her.
Tears of Joy - Your joy, her tears, when she swallows that rod so far back it makes her
weep.
Ten-Pinter - Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
Three-Eyed Turtle - Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in
ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.
Titanic - A lady who goes down the first time out.
Todger Dodger - A lesbian.
Toolbox - The Male Genitals.
Tortoise, The - When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got
there before the hair (hare) did.
Tossing Salad - Oral sex with the anus.
Treasure Trail - The fine line from the top of the clitoral hood to the belly button. It may or not
be a line of hair. Especially common in pregnant women and blck women.
Tropical Wind - When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just
happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When
the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Twisted Sister - Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp
wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees.
Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the
most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some great S&M fun.
Two-Bagger or Double Bagger - Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with
(one to cover their head, and one to cover yours, just incase their bag falls off).

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Urolagnia - Sexual pleasure from watching another drink urine.
Utopian Swinger - A person who practices swinging as a total lifestyle with humanistic
ideals.
Up On The Blocks - Menstruating i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't
think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on the blocks".

-V-
Vagina Decliner - A homosexual (male)
Vart (same as Queef) - To expel air from the vagina, such as the often loud
and embarrassing sound of air flapping out of a women during or after sexual
intercourse.
Vegetarian Hot Lunch - A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of
saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact
with waste product occurs.
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Wake Up Call - Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then
turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a
wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. E.g. "Sweetheart,
what's that on your back?".
WANK SÉANCE - During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're being watched
with disgust by your dead relatives.
Walrus, The - After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together
and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the
teeth of the walrus.
Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards
you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence, western.
Westside Glaze - Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left
side of her face.
Woody Woodpecker - When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
Wanker - Slang term for someone who masturbates frequently.
Water Sports - Sex play which involves urine or enemas.
Wet Dreams - Erotic imaging during sleep that causes ejaculation.

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X -dresser - Short for cross dresser.
Xeronisus - Inability to reach orgasm.

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Yoni Worship - Worship of the female genitals.
Yellow Shower - The act of urinating on a person as a means of sexual stimulation; a golden
shower.

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Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash -barrel whore, tell
her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load.
Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles
around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

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