Uh oh, it’s all over for Brange , says the National Enquirer, thanks to Brad’s drink and drugs issues. Yep, despite the fact he’s previously said he gave up smoking pot years ago, he hasn’t, apparently and Angelina wants him to go to rehab. “Even though Brad denies up and down that he’s still using drugs, Angie is convinced that’s secretly abusing pot and possibly other drugs behind her back,” a source tells the mag. “She’s also turned off by his excessive drinking.” But that’s not all, apparently Ange is convinced that Brad’s wandering eye will lead to him cheating with a younger co-star. But that’s not all, apparently Brad is fed up with Ange’s anger issues and wants her to seek help because he’s fed up of being the victim of her verbal abuse! The mag has even published a picture of Ange’s dad Jon Voight ‘breaking down’ in a restaurant as he heard the news they were splitting. It looks like he might have just had a sip of hot tea to us, but what do we know…
A celeb couple who did make it down the aisle, but then got divorced, have still got the hots for each other if this is to be believed. Madonna’s ex hubby Sean Penn , who her friends apparently call ‘the love of her life’. He was in the front row of her MDNA concert in LA last week, says Us Weekly, lapping up a bit of Madge action. “Their chemistry was off the charts,” a witness tells the mag. “Madonna seemed to be performing entirely for Sean. And he was saying things like ‘Amazing!’ and ‘She’s so hot!’.”
One couple who we can pretty much say have reunited now is R-Patz and Kristen . They’ve been pictured out together a couple of times, but all is not well, it seems. “They both seemed very unhappy, like they’d rather be anywhere else,” a witness who apparently saw them told In Touch. Sources tell the mag that Kristen’s cheating has scarred Rob too much. “He’s barely talking to friends about her. He’s embarrassed they’re back together. It’s so awkward,” one snitches.
Perhaps it’s because Kristen is still not entirely committed to Rob and the whole reunited thing is entirely for Twilight promotional purposes. That’s what Star mag reckons anyway with the extraordinary ‘news’ that the randy minx spent an entire evening at the Chateau Marmont in LA flirting with none other than Jennifer Aniston’s fiancé Justin Theroux! “She was laughing at his jokes and at one point touched his hand,” a spy told the mag, which also reckons she wouldn’t think twice about going after an engaged man since she’s had a married one.
AND it’s only the tip of the iceberg! Apparently she’s been fiddling and diddling with other men all over the place. “If he [Rob] found out about the other guys that she’s hooked up with, he would never be able to get over it,” an insider tells OK! “The sad truth is, Kristen has been unfaithful to Rob since say one – it’s actually a surprise to a lot of her friends that it took so long for her to get caught.” One of those the mag says she got ‘close’ to is Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner, which should make the promo work giddy fun.
Not so says Life & Style! Rob is actually calling all the shots. “He’s in control now,” an apparent friend of his tells the publication. “She’s the one chasing him. Rob is making her work for it.” And it’s him flirting with other girls, not vice versa. “He’s dangling these girls on front of Kristen to play hard to get,” a trappy pal spills. If you’re not even sure what your name is now, join the club.
Another marriage which could be over is that between Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom . Star says he’s on the verge of leaving her after just three years as husband and wife and it’s all down to the TV cameras following them constantly for the Kardashian reality show and her obsession with getting pregnant. “The only thing Lamar has been sticking around for was a child,” and insider blabs. “But since Khloe hasn’t been able to get pregnant, he doesn’t see any point in staying for the marriage. He’s done.” This is one story we really hope isn’t true.
It’s all about the nuptials this week in LA LA Land, or non-nuptials as may be the case for J-Lo and toyboy lover Casper Smart. They’re about to have a fake engagement, says Star. She’s bought herself a massive rock so Casper can give it to her on Christmas Eve. This could be followed by a staged wedding too – all so they can stay on the pages of magazines and newspapers (which they’ll probably be on anyway) and Jen can have another baby, which she’s desperate for apparently.
OK! backs up J-Lo’s baby yearning and says this is the main reason she WILL marry Casper, despite her close family thinking she’s rushing into her FOURTH marriage. “No one is talking her out of it,” a source says.
We really, really, really hope someone talks Rihanna out of this. She’s planning to walk down the aisle with Chris Brown apparently. Her dad Ronald Fenty just told Life & Style: “I hope one day she will get married. Everyone adores Chris; he’s a super guy.” And a ‘terrified’ friend reckons they’ll become Mr and MRS “just to show that she and Chris don’t care about anyone and can do whatever they want.”
Had enough of the nuptials? Us too. Let’s revel in a bit of Royal Family fairytale fun (this is our favourite bit).
It’s Camilla bashing time in the Globe again. The woman they believe is the evil stepmother (who we know as the bumbling, cheery woman that is making Prince Charles very happy in his later years) is going to be kicked out of the Royal Family. Apparently. Why? Because Prince Philip, , who is dying the Globe says (aren’t we all), has ordered it. Apparently. “She’s poison, kick her out now!” Philip told his son Charles according to the tabloid. The reason for this is all down to a ‘drunken’ Camilla ‘telling’ Kate she’d, “NEVER be Queen,” after she was pictured topless. Philip’s always hated Camilla because of her, “passion for power, intrigue and strong drink,” says the Globe and he adores Kate who he wants to see succeed the Queen rather than Camilla. “I will die soon and I want to see Camilla out of here before I draw my last breath,” an incredible source told the publication. You really couldn’t make it up, could you? Well, the Globe could perhaps.
More Royal, um, news, as it transpires that Kate Middleton is furious with the King… of rock n’ roll, Elvis Presley’s daughter Lisa Marie. No, we didn’t just mix up stories there, the National Enquirer says the Duchess is angry that Lisa, who now lives in Britain, doesn’t want to send her kids to school at the age of three, like, er we do. “She said if England is good enough for Lisa Marie and her family, then surely the educational programs should be adequate for her kids,” a source blabbed. Kate, who the royal family now call ‘The Children’s Princess’ apparently (!), is so hopping mad, she’s banned Lisa from future royal functions. Now there’s a side of Kate we didn’t know existed. We also thought kids went to school at five here...