Meet Benedict Lumberjack.
He's sweaty, and set on using your pension funds to drive deforestation to make sure his profits are on fire.
Make My Money Matter
Alright. I'm Benedict, Lumberjack. I'm so hot right now. The business of deforestation is on fire, and it's all thanks to you. We've taken billions of your hard earned pounds and use them to fuel our exploits through the Amazon and beyond. The money from your pension has helped scorch, slash and burn entire rainforests and our profits are growing like well. Wildfire. I mean, yeah, some parts of the world are literally burning, but you know, it's just the bits that that the cares about, so. Look. If you can't stand the heat. Get out of the rainforest. So don't change a thing, keep your pension cash pouring in and we'll keep the fires of profit burning. Basis. Baby.
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