Nothing surprises me any more. The sad thing is they didn't even ask for my rate. I'd have taken a peerage or small PPE contract for a two-hour set. Just no pleasing some people.
Here is a priceless example of why you need to do research on your target audience first and the principles of the 5 Ps. If you'd written to The House of Lords (Why has nobody demanded with the desecration of statues and looting that it's amended to the Lords and Ladies?) you would have had an entirely different response. Pissed-up Peers Plan Parties Perfectly...
Can you reply and say that the guy with good deals is David Warburton MP? The guy that combs cocaine out of his hair.
Were those letters you sent, you know, handwritten or just the usual printer stuff? But hey, why is this appearing on my feed? I'm not even British!
YOUVE JUST WON 2022 MATE. "banger selection" had me in pieces.
I'm disappointed they signed off with Yours faithfully - poor form.
This made me chuckle!
You must love the British. Easy to imagine the author of these words enjoying a proper cup of tea while dictating this letter to his/her typist. 🍵
EPIC 😂 You have proved to be a man of dedication, determination and diligence, someone surely they can put to use in no 10 as there is an absence of it and much more. Well done Tom Wish.
I hope your guy did you a good deal on those glow sticks. You're single-handedly keeping the market going.
Retired Assistant Furniture Buyer at FGH
2yYou must be very important, think you're a comedian, or have too much time on your hands to waste other people's time. What a nonsence post. As LinkedIn is getting more like Facebook with showboaters saying look at me, aren't I clever, perhaps they will soon add a button to allow people to block posts from named people so we can avoid this sort of rubbish no matter who it is liked by.