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Q: What's the difference between an introverted actuary and an extroverted actuary? A: An introverted actuary stares at his own feet during a conversation, while an extroverted one stares at the other person’s feet. One of my candidates shared this actuarial joke with me this week (can't take the credit for this one, unfortunately). Even our resident actuary, Rob Hammond, approved...😀 What's the best actuarial-related joke you've heard or like to tell? Let me know your best one(s) in the comments below ⬇ #actuarial #actuary #actuaryhumour #fridayfun
2.98 actuaries walk into a pub.
A good online collection is available at https://actuarialjokes.com/. This page is currently owned by John Lee FFA who has already engaged with the post via one of the other comments.
John Lee FFA has a book full of actuarial jokes on Amazon. 670.5 of them to be exact...
You'd think we'd wear nicer shoes!
My dog's got no nose....
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7moAs the first actuarial trainee hired by Price Waterhouse I had to put up with the usual tedious accountant comments about why a trainee accountant became an actuary? Because he found life too exciting. My response was What do trainee accountants use for contraception? Personality!