YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS HE SAID IT NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE SAYS "FAKE NEWS"!
Welcome to the Ultimate Showdown: Conning Conundrum Syndrome vs. Trump Derangement Syndrome!
In one corner, we have... Conning Conundrum Syndrome (CCS)!
- Symptoms: Unshakable loyalty, denial reflex, and the blame game shuffle. Victims insist they haven't been conned by Trump and Putin, despite overwhelming evidence that could make a blindfolded jury shout "Guilty!"
And in the other corner, we have... Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)!
- Symptoms: Uncontrollable eye-rolling at the mention of Trump, spontaneous fits of fact-checking, and an intense urge to debunk every tweet. Accused sufferers vehemently oppose Trump, sometimes with a fervor that rivals a sports fan during the playoffs.
CCS - "Conning Conundrum Syndrome" is like having a GPS that stubbornly refuses to recalibrate. You're headed for a cliff, but it keeps saying, "Turn right in 100 feet." You’re convinced the destination is glorious, but spoiler alert: it’s a steep drop into reality.
TDS - "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is like having a highly sensitive radar that detects every single Trump-related blip, no matter how small. You’re hyper-aware of every move, comment, and typo, often resulting in high blood pressure and a sudden urge to tweet.
Denial vs. Obsession
- CCS: "No way, Trump’s perfect!"
- TDS: "No way, Trump’s terrible!"
Blame Game vs. Blame Flame
- CCS: "What about those emails?"
- TDS: "What about that tax return?"
Loyalty vs. Paranoia
- CCS: "Trump could do no wrong."
- TDS: "Trump can do no right."
The Hilarious Hypocrisy:
- CCS sufferers are like fans at a magic show, utterly convinced that the magician’s tricks are real, while TDS sufferers are the skeptics yelling, "I see the wires!"
- CCS Remedy: "Come on, admitting you've been conned isn't that bad. Think of it like realizing the magician pulls rabbits out of hats, not thin air."
- TDS Remedy: "Hey, take a breath. Sometimes it’s okay to let a tweet pass by without a full investigation. Not every blip is a bombshell."
In the grand scheme of things, both CCS and TDS could use a little bit of perspective, a dash of humor, and a lot less stress. After all, life’s too short to be stuck in a syndrome, right?
So, whether you’re staunchly defending or constantly critiquing, remember to laugh along the way. Because in the end, we’re all just trying to navigate this crazy world, one conundrum at a time.
Remember.
Sometimes ... that's the most important thing for us to do.
Remember ... especially at times when it is so important to remember as it is when we recall those who made so many different sacrifices for our freedom and the freedom of the world; who have made sacrifices of youth, of body, of mind, ... and of life itself and the promises a future life could bring.
On this forthcoming Memorial Day, it is these ... we must remember.
Especially in the face of the sounds of some Americans who would dismiss them; make fun of the precious sacrifices of our fellow Americans; who would even dare to call heroic Americans of the past, and present, and future "suckers and losers," ... "suckers and losers."
Who would have ever thought that our nation, this great land of America, would have citizens who would praise such politicians and even believe a particular politician should be considered as a candidate for President of the United States, who openly and publicly compared his own struggles with venereal disease, to the sacrifices men and women in our armed forces have made.
Who would have thought we would become so forgetful and so lost that we would cease to remember those who have been real heroes and made real sacrifices?
And, yet, we are at this crossroads, this unimaginable crossroads, where an individual who would never make a real sacrifice for our great nation, can be imagined by some of our fellow citizens to be tough and patriotic and even spiritual; an individual who cannot quote a single Bible verse, who does not honor our Constitution, and who can only talk tough.
So it is that it is in just such times as these that we must remember those who have stood before us and even now stand with us and turn away, far away, from those who would deceive us and destroy our great nation, this land we call America, which God has indeed bestowed upon us.
May God bless America. May God help us to remember who has gone before us and who we are.
Doctor of Philosophy in Management (Ethical Mindsets), Author, Academic, Senior Fellow Higher Education Academy at Advance HE, Fellow of Australian Institute of Management, Alumna of UWA, Murdoch, and Curtin Universities
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