Rob Mayhew’s Post

Please please please chase those POs

Good sounds like someone I know very well Mr Mayhew 😧quality

Sam Pepper

Executive Producer and Account Director: Creative live leadership events and activations

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Noone knows how well the agency is doing until we see the bar bill at the Christmas Party 🤣 this resonates.....

STEPHEN FOX

The only real freedom is the freedom to choose one’s own way

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There’s usually three spreadsheets: 1. The reality one seen only by CFO and MD. 2. The almost positive one shown to the Board. (Keeps both CFO and MD in their jobs). 3. The total unrealistic one discussed with the Staff. (Ensuring any hope of a salary increase is less likely than seeing pigs fly) All spreadsheets are subject to a differing new business number to be achieved. Inevitably the staff one is the most incredulous. Who wants to pay staff bonuses at the cost of the CFO’s and MD’s???

David L.

Marketing Procurement Expert | Consultant | Author | NED | Demystifying the pitch process for clients | #pitch #pitchconsultancy #agencyselection #procurement

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Coincidentally it's the time of year when clients panic spend to stop their budgets being cut in future. Silver linings etc.

Rachel Barham

📱Contact me, to join FSB. Never pushy, never salesy, just a friendly chat. I help small business owners feel less isolated, reduce the cost of their business essential services and grow their business 💻

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That sounds like a typical sales meeting as well 🤣

Chris L.

Grow Fractional COO & CMO Strategy | Execution l Commercialisation l Creative Thinking For entrepreneurs ready to scale Health l Mining l Software l Finance

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Oh my god so good. I sat in these meetings for years. Only when we find out the bar tab of the Christmas party do we get a sense of how the agency is travelling 😂. The barometer of happiness!

Laura Macarthy, PGCE, BSc (Hons), MICB

🔶 Your Virtual Digital Bookkeeping Team 🔶 Bookkeeping 🔶 VAT 🔶 Payroll 🔶 CIS 🔶 Self-Assessment 🔶 Helping business owners keep focused on what they do best - running their business 🔶

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🤣🤣🤣"and no-one knows what spreadsheet Patrick is looking at..."🤣🤣🤣

Sarah Vick

Chair, Non Executive Director and Board Advisor

2w

just brilliant - we should put this in our finance training Jo Petroccia

Simon Laidler

Marketing Manager | Marketing and Communication | Client Side | Project and Campaign Management

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Owner and mentor at Lindsay Gregory + People

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