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Consultant Property Solicitor at Taylor Rose

Recruitment consultants are great for coaching candidates for job interviews and it’s a crying shame that you can’t pay them to sit the interview for you (or can you…) But their pep talk will skirt around the negative and focus on how to answer that elephant trap question “…and what is your biggest weakness?” I’ve previously offered my wisdom on “how to have great hair, smell real good and shake a hand properly” because they don’t teach you those interview essentials in school, just the boring geography and IT stuff What I haven’t done is touch on the subject everyone wants to forget: what is your worst interview experience, the horror stories that recruitment consultants don’t want you to hear? Maybe you drank a bit too much Dutch courage, swore at the interviewer, shook their hand a bit too enthusiastically and caused them permanent ligament damage; didn’t blink once during the entire interview because someone told you “make sure you maintain good eye contact”; or froze like a frightened rabbit, unable to articulate how you would add value to their brand; or maybe you cried and called the interviewer “mummy” Yes, we’ve all been there - attempting to hone our skills in search of the perfect job, or at least any job Me? Well my early jobs (McDonalds, Asda, door-to-door sales of alarms, and Sainsbury’s) didn’t even require interviews. Just rocked up However I flunked a summer job interview with the local council cafe. They wanted to know where I saw myself in the cafe in 3 years and me telling them “over there as a lawyer, drinking a cuppa” was apparently the wrong answer And I crashed and burned after being asked to present a 30 minute speech on “How can you increase the business of this firm” - but then again why should I give up all of my secrets? The worst experience though was when I signed up to all the local temping agencies and fancied myself in a cushy office job. They immediately put me in front of a computer and told me to take a typing test. 5 excruciating minutes later I was politely informed “maybe you’re best suited to a manual position” and they put me forward for a labouring position in a powder-coating factory What is your horror interview and what tips for interview success do you have?

Emma-Jane Taylor-Moran

Legal Superhero - Expert Employment Law Conflict Resolver. MD at Rebel Law Ltd

3mo

My worst interviews? Two law firms in Central London interviewing me for training contracts, asking me about my childcare arrangements and would I be committed enough to the role with my family responsibilities, and how could I possibly do all the late nights and long hours... Not even joking. And a third where they were down to two candidates, me (a mother of three in her thirties) and a young man in his twenties with no kids. Guess who got that job! 🙄

Billie-Ann Samardzija

Senior Associate at Wallace Robinson & Morgan, Solicitor, Writer, Poet, Artist, Creative Thinker, Business Philosopher

3mo

Continuing … He then called his colleague in my presence and asked if they need a trainee solicitor . He said I have someone here and I am sure she will be a great asset to your firm. He told me where I need to go in the morning. Following morning I went for interview , probably shortest interview I ever had ( and I had many thereafter) and I got my Trainee Advocate placement! And that was only beginning, some other time more on my law journey in UK …🖋️ Have a great weekend ✨

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Billie-Ann Samardzija

Senior Associate at Wallace Robinson & Morgan, Solicitor, Writer, Poet, Artist, Creative Thinker, Business Philosopher

3mo

Noel, it will take more than post to tell you, but in short: Trainee Solicitor before even reached to be interviewed… The advert said to come at 6 p.m to office of well established and successful Advocate in Belgrade. It was poiring down with rain but between 250 - 300 of us came ( this is true) standing outside the office door down the stairs and outside ! The Big Boss talked about profession, what it involves, obstacles, difficulties , nightmares…. soon the audience halfed. By midnight, only couple of dozens of us were still there. He said to come tomorrow to his office . Tomorrow only about dozen of us came and we did some test, tasks and listened again … few hours later , only 3 of us were left: 2 mails and myself. He told us to come in the morning. In the morning we again did some tests , interviews with him , interviews in group with other two …and then he made decision ! He spoke to two of guysfirst and this is what he told me, paraphrasing: saying that I impressed him but the job is not appropriate for a lady like me as it is dangerous ( he was a good criminal lawyer) but , after all tests and interactions, he is sure that I would be a good property lawyer. Continuing in next comment if you have energy to read …

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3mo

Noel Roberts Not me personally but a friend at the time when for an interview for a door to door encyclopedia sales role. YES 💯 Door to door ENCYCLOPEDIA sales. It was the 80s, cut her some slack. She went with a male friend whose street name was Wokka. His Government name was Trevor but you didn't call him that - not within earshot anyway. Wokka and my friend rocked up to the group interview in a CBD meeting room. The interviewer was propounding the delights of trying to sell a product DOOR TO DOOR that would be obsolete or at least best provided on the as yet unknown internet in the not-too-distant future. The interviewer turned to his audience and pointed out Wokka, saying "Now Trevor, what do you think?" BIG MISTAKE 🤦🏻♀️ Wokka forcefully and loudly replied, "My name's not F*CKIN' TREVOR, it's WOKKA!" You could have heard a pin drop apparently. Neither of them got the job either. Etiquette for job interviews. The more you know 🤔

Yasmin A.

Conveyancing Paralegal at Judge Law

3mo

No one likes a sweaty limp handshake 😂.

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