Matt Rothstein MSRE’s Post

Broker: There are too many redlines on this LOI Me: Next time I'll use pink Broker: I like to get pregnant on a deal before spending money on DD. Me: I like a lot of foreplay Owner: I am sorry we wasted all this time. Me: Its ok. we laughed, we cried, it was a fun emotional roller coaster. Real Estate Manager: Hey Matt, you’re on speaker and I am driving the market with the VP Real Estate, Sr. Manager, and operations Me: Thats great! Eveyone, its now time to sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. I'll start. Our job is too serious. If you can make a broker/client laugh everything goes a lot smoother . #commercialrealestate #retailleasing

Rick Lahkar

Commercial Real Estate Broker I Passion for Hospitality I Love California I

3mo

Love this Matt Rothstein MSRE I use my dry sense of humor to success usually with prospects and clients. It does not usually work with most other brokers as I have found out over the years. It takes a while for me to build rapport with fellow brokers. I’m even considering getting into standup comedy as CRE brokerage slows down.

Moshe Genet

Legal Counsel at Isram Realty Group

3mo

These are good

Donny Singh

CEO at Singh Development INC

3mo

Very true…98 bottles of beer on the walllll.. 🤣

Stan Britton

Director / Development / Commercial Real Estate

3mo

This is gold!

Michael Velasco, CES®

Qualified Intermediary @ 1031 Exchange | 1031 Exchange Officer

3mo

HAHA!

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