Mammoth’s Post

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And we have some breaking news happening right now. We go live to Meriden, KS where Santa Claus is expected to make a big announcement. Hello everybody, and welcome to my press conference. I appreciate you all coming. Now we've got some big announcements I want to make and I'm really excited to share this with you. Now, as you know, I received thousands of letters every year, and this year all of the letters seem to trend in the same topic. College athletes wanting their own NIL deal. Not old Santa thinking, you know, I I've always giving and giving. Maybe it's about time said it started receiving. So that's why I'm very excited today to announce that I have my own nil agreement with a mammoth team now, right. There's a lot of people I want to thank for this. First of all, I want to thank missus clause. She's always believed in me and and in my potential 600 years strong baby and I also want to take the big guy. The Abominable snowman. He's always watching out for my blind side. And I wanna thank Jake and the entire Mammoth team. It's not easy to find a 40 year old man who believes in me. Now I I wanna take any questions. Favorably. Santa, Congrats on the new deal. How is the front 7 looking ahead of the big night? Well, he took a few Hard Knocks in the offseason and Vixen is on the IR. Questionable for the big day, but we've moved somebody up. Young buck by the name of Mike. Yeah, you're really going to like Mike. OK this this guy's back story is amazing. Whole family gone. The tragic hunting accident. But but that chip on his shoulder is what makes him so this year. They'll be saying on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Mike. Yes. Next question, Santa, can you tell us more about the deal with Mammoth? Now hold your reindeer a moment. The details of that deal between me and my lawyer, the gingerbread man. But I did want to say this Mammoth mission is to build the places where passion and community collide. They're like little turf elves. That's why we get along so well together. Oh. So what can we expect with this collaboration? Yeah, well, we do plan to do some big things. I do everything big, right, Because you only that's not going to get bigger as my waist size because I've agreed to go and do some training sessions with Connor Harris so that I can get back to my flying weight. Got you. Santa's. The only thing that guy doesn't need is tighter pants. All right, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to cut this shortage. Almost a big day. So let's talk on the offseason. I'm going to take these because I don't start with Connor for another week. So. Mammoth Nation, let's ride. Sleigh Ride.