Four Reasons My Coworker Kamina is the Absolute WORST........... (And How I’m Looking for Someone a Little More…Productive) As I search for a Senior Data Scientist in St. Louis to work alongside the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (#NGA), I’m reminded daily of the ways my "current teammate," Kamina, just doesn't cut it: 🐾 She Oversteps Boundaries. Kamina has no understanding of personal space—laptop keyboards, coffee cups, lunches that clearly have my name on it, there's no chill with her. What I’m really looking for in a Senior Data Scientist is someone who can respect workspace while also knowing exactly when to dive in and share insights that add real value (and keep the laptop fur-free). 🧶 She’s Always Distracted by "Shiny Objects." Whether it’s a glimmer of sunlight or a piece of lint, ball of yarn, Kamina’s easily pulled away from the task at hand. By contrast, I'm searching for someone focused on key data trends—someone who doesn’t flinch at large complex geospatial datasets and is ready to work with the NGA to drive strategic impact. 😼 Communication Skills…Are Lacking. Kamina meows on her schedule, not mine. For our Senior Data Scientist role, I need someone who’s not only adept at analyzing data but can communicate findings effectively with cross-functional teams, turning insights into action. 💤 She Sleeps on the job. A Lot. While Kamina may listen to Andrew Huberman and talk about how important “cat naps” are to recovery, we’re looking for a driven individual ready to engage with dynamic projects, transforming data into solutions with real-world implications for our St. Louis team and beyond. If you—or someone you know—could bring more to the table than Kamina, let’s connect! Looking forward to finding a Senior Data Scientist ready to help Iron EagleX, Inc. shine (fur-free). 🐱 #Hiring #DataScience #StLouis #NGA #JobOpening
Shocked she’s not the puuurrfect coworker.
She looks angry that you are not playing with her.
She's adorable!
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