Its funny because its true 🎅
Santa is a perfect example of marketing... Take 3 different people, an artist from the sat evening post and Coca Cola... You get modern Santa. Why? no one was drinking coca cola when it was cold out... It's refreshing in the summer, but they needed to market during the winter... The rest is history... They banned christmas in Boston during the 1600's. Easter was the big holiday, He rose from the grave... thats awesome, not just his birthday. Kind of how lobsters are the dirtiest, bottom feeding, water roaches but we pay a lot of money due to perception.
They missed "Highly skilled in managing, coordinating and anticipating miraculous abilities of working livestock under varying and turbulent weather conditions"
🤣🤣🤣 and you know Mrs. Claus probably wrote it because let’s be real she’s the one working behind the scenes making sure everything runs smoothly 💅🏻
I get the pun, and it made me laugh! But isn’t this true for Santa? He’s the ultimate professional—always delivers on time, knows his audience inside out, keeps his lists updated, and never fails to make it magical. Plus, his interpersonal skills are top-notch— he’s universally loved! Santa can keep it simple because his name says it all. 🙂
hahahaha soooo true. Super boring this over sell both here and CVs. In my interviews im focused on the person. First thing is say when i start an interview is if i believe in all whats is written, i would hire everyone.
There’s something both hilarious and poignant about this—it reminds us how bittersweet life can be. In crafting resumes and LinkedIn profiles, I’ve discovered that weaving in the right keywords can set you apart. Ah, how I pine for the simplicity of yesteryears, much like the nostalgic figure on the left! In a world that often complicates things, I still believe less is genuinely more!
And he will still be getting hit up for a janitorial role he'd be a great fit for along with exciting franchise opportunities
I'm surprised he left out the coal mine he's got stake in. Probably bad PR with the polar bears.
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5dThis is why interviewing people with less stellar resumes is equally important. I have found gem employees based off giving them a chance to explain their roles. A solid written resume does not always constitute to a solid employee.