Hi, Would anyone like to hire a James? for a fully remote Outside IR35 contract? I come with all my shots, I'm confident, funny, really attractive and have 15+ years experience in lots of different languages, frameworks and environments. If I don't know something, I can pick it up very quickly. It's a well known fact that you can't go wrong with a James. Hire one today! -James (that's me)
Yup. I need Ukulele player. Heard you can pick up things you don't know quickly :)
I'm looking for a Ruby Developer, if you're interested? 👀
Don't forget you're also fantastic at DIY and a LinkedInfluencer. Huge wins.
I'm going to start wearing black scrubs everyday until someone hires me!
Commenting for my network. Hopefully it doesn't get you spammed 🤣
So outta touch in your Porche 911. *This is a joke*
Are batteries included?
Comeon James. You know how things work in the current job market. If you don't have 110% of the skills they're seeking, you're unqualified. Worked in Java but they work in Python? Unqualified! Worked in Vue but they use React? Unqualified! Worked in MySQL but they use PostgreSQL? Unqualified! And on and on.
I would love to hire you, but I don't have any money. I can pay you in good vibes and high fives.
Open to work 🍔 Seasoned Full stack engineer
18hI'd even consider Perm if the company and compensation is right