𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛....𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞. 'managed a team' for 'Master of Puppeteering Human Capital' 'good communicator' for 'Verbal Artistry Conductor' "Scheduled meetings" became "Temporal Coordination Wizard" "Handled customer complaints" into "Client Contentment Alchemist" "Increased sales" transformed into "Revenue Amplification Maestro" "Developed a new software feature" is now "Digital Innovation Architect" "Wrote company newsletters" upgraded to "Corporate Lore Scribe" "Negotiated contracts" turned into "Accord Harmonization Virtuoso" "Conducted market research" revamped to "Consumer Insight Explorer" "Implemented a new IT system" as "Technological Revolution Catalyst" "Managed project timelines" is now "Chronological Pathway Engineer" "Improved team efficiency" became "Operational Streamlining Guru" I'll be here all day....
I know this is a joke. I do think resume writers can help. I had a resume writer help with me resume. But, she was also a recruiter. So, I would advise people to hire a resume writer with recruiting experience. And, I did land a position with the newly revised resume.
Looks like my last couple of Enlisted Performance Reports...the USAF is big on "wordsmithing"...
Seems like the same is being applied to the Job offer titles...
An Executive Coach who was an Executive | Empowering Leaders to Have the Career Success They Desire and Deserve | Leadership Coach | Confidence Coach | Communication Coach | Career Coach
9moWhile I know this is largely tongue in cheek Daryl I will admit that as a former sales executive I would be somewhat intrigued to hear the story behind "Revenue Amplification Maestro"