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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 We're following the trend of hiding content behind a paywall, so going forward, you can only access our strips if you create a Comic Agilé InSideR profile (which is not free). Sorry, but money is more important to us than sharing knowledge and engaging the community. Cry us a freaking river.

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Oh nooooo! How will we ever start collecting questionable data about you with questionable privacy and security and governance in "distributed" questionable global organisations with questionable distributed job specs (exploiting regions we believe are beneath us) so we can deliver "personalised" questionable narratives nobody can check for - False advertising? How will we ever come up with random language and renaming things so we can add them to job specs as "mandatory" features from other tech "partners" so we can continue our "technical first" job market gatekeeping? What will the tech CMOs come up with now for deceptive design patterns and their "growth" loops so they can game their ROI and questionable "GTM"? How will we ever continue creating random hype with misinformation and disinformation and no health and safety? How will we ever continue the random AI narratives by gatekeeping data sources with no quality checks? What's machine learning anyway? How will we ever game the social media engagement to become influencers? #corporategovernance audits and credibility: soooo funny just like vendor #procurement and executive incentive schemes Plausible deniability is an old trick just like beyond any reasonable doubt

Would you prefer ads that work off your cookies like most agile coaches who have personal websites? Do you want it free like LinkedIn which shows you ads every scroll and know even more about your devices and behaviors while selling your data to all their partners? Or do you just want people to call your cell phone and just have a 1:1 friendly chat? I dislike scaled agile with a passion but they are actually becoming more like the rest of everyone else, demanding payment or something they consider valuable (your data) in exchange for their product. That by nature is a contract. I think the people complaining overall just wanted another thing to complain about for scaled agile. There are thousands of things to complain about with them. With them acting like all the other sites you get your info from is not one I would hitch myself to.

Christopher Vestal

Turning chaos into clarity and confusion into momentum.

6d

I feel SAFer already...

Daniel Carrilho

My purpose is to train individuals, teams, and organizations to learn to create value with quality, early and often, by discovering professional agility and empiricism to cope with complexity working within Scrum🧙♂️✔🎯

6d

money for nothing and your chicks for free

Jeff Stucker

Product Management | Lean Systems | Multi-Team Agility | Cloud | Modern Engineering | Analytics

7h

It's the safe thing to do...

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Brett Maytom

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3d

Why is everyone complaining that SAFe is behind a paywall. I think that’s a great thing, and hope it stays hidden and out of sight. 😂

Eike Totter

Transformational Management, Organisational and Staff Development: Consulting, Coaching, Training and Facilitation

6d

What about offering a 3-level certification process to access all the stuff?

Henning Therkelsen

Agile Coach | People Management | Identity and Access Management

6d

There is no such thing as a free lunch...

Oriol Gallemi i Rovira PhD-Eng.

Plan, do, check, act. Do it again. Test, share, discuss and learn. **Posts are mine and do not reflect corporate nor team thoughts**

5d

Natural way. There were too many people misusing your stuff

Ruben Canlas Jr., MS in IT, MBA

Coaching personal and organizational change.

6d

To quote Gandalf: Is it SeCRet? Is it SAFe?

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