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    You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids
    You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids
    You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids
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    You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids

    By Jon Coley

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    Puns and riddles ...

     

    Humorous stories and knock knock jokes ...

     

    What do they all have in common?

     

    They are all in this book and are intended to make you giggle, cackle, laugh, maybe guffaw, and hopefully spit your drink out all over your siblings and classmates. Maybe they'll even inspire you to share some humor yourself. Life is better with laughter, so let's have ourselves a chuckle or two.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJon Coley
    Release dateDec 17, 2023
    ISBN9798223859604
    You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids
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    Jon Coley

    Jon Coley lives in Georgia with his wife, daughters, an orange cat, an eccentric husky, and an overly affectionate a Great Dane. He has been a school teacher for more than twenty-five years. That's probably what's wrong with him..

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      Book preview

      You Tryna Be Funny? Jokes for Kids - Jon Coley

      Chapter 1:

      And So It Begins

      Let Laugh Together, My Friends!

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Fourteen

      Fourteen who?

      Fourteen in class is so rude. You should really just go to the bathroom.

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Frog

      Frog who?

      Frog it about it. It’s toad-ally not worth the effort.

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Giraffe

      Giraffe who?

      Giraffe to be careful around wild animals.

      Redneck word of the day - Bonus.

      Suddenly outta nowhere, a skunk came a bonus. To wit I proclaimed that I smelled trouble.

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Shorts

      Shorts a little hard to do, but you’ll get better if you practice.

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Auburn

      Auburn who?

      Auburn the cookies every time I try baking with that new oven.

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Aubrey

      Aubrey who?

      Aubrey dog gone! I haven’t seen you in a coon’s age. How the heck are ya?

      Redneck word of the day -Your Nation.

      Your nation is what happens when you stay well hydrated.

      Who called them accusers instead of alligators?

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Tinnitus

      Tinnitus who?

      Tinnitus the night I finally do something about this horrible ringing in my ears!

      Kid 1: How’s band practice going?

      Kid 2: Okay I guess, but I decided not to play the lute.

      Kid 1: Why not?

      Kid 2: Because pirates and thieves are always trying to find them.

      Redneck word of the day - Ashley.

      Are you Ashley gonna sit there and say that to my face?

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Joe Biden

      Joe Biden who?

      Joe Biden your time, but you’re eventually going to have to open the door.

      Why don’t the other band instruments trust guitars?

      Because they’re directly related to lyres.

      I wasn’t sure how to throw the boomerang.

      But it came back to me.

      Redneck word of the day - Distress.

      Distress sure is purdy, itn’t it?

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      A European

      A European who?

      A European in the wrong place, and your a cleanin’ it up too.

      (Most people wouldn’t stoop so low as to crack a joke like this. I’m not most people.)

      A cowboy and his son went horseback riding. They traveled beside a rolling river for a while. The child noticed that the land had gotten less rocky and more sandy. He also noticed his father was looking over at the other side of the river.

      Are we about to cross it, Pa? he asked.

      The cowboy nodded, Yup, right there at that sand ford, son.

      Kid 1: Remember, if there’s a fire, you should never use the elevator.

      Kid 2. I should use the stairs?

      Kid 1: I suppose you could try that, but I’d use water.

      Redneck word of the day - Wrencher.

      Wrencher hands off real good after

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