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    150 Songs
    150 Songs
    150 Songs
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    150 Songs

    By Brady Wycklendt and Brady James

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    Sometimes, a poem doesn't rhyme -

    sometimes, their not worth a dime.

    Sometimes, I socially climb;

    Sometimes I act like a mime.

    This time, I typed all of them;

    this time, I mute the mayhem.

    This time, I'm off - can't condemn!

    this time, need not fight my phlegm.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrady Wycklendt
    Release dateApr 20, 2022
    ISBN9781393586616
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      Book preview

      150 Songs - Brady Wycklendt

      001

      10-86

      10-86 is 420 plus the devil!

      Forward forth - on their level...

      10-86 is 420 plus the marked beast

      from the north, west, south and east!

      Hate’s in your heart, officer, Bart...

      You should start tracking your chart!

      Hate’s in your heart, Miss Money Mart...

      It’d be smart if you’d both part!

      10-86 is 420 plus evil!

      Peace is bomb upheaval!

      10-86 is 420 plus Satan!

      Hatred’s from - from hatin’!

      Hate’s in your heart, officer, Bart...

      You should start tracking your chart!

      Hate’s in your heart, Miss Money Mart...

      It’d be smart if you’d both part!

      And, yo,

      ]): gimme some chicks,

      cool camera cliques;

      go mingle and mix -

      get your fill and your fix...

      put hickeys on hicks -

      make new kids need kicks...

      each love licks;

      tata - time ticks [, so, (1.) - (2.)] :([

      make pic(k)s!

      What sticks?

      Dog sicks [/six (6)] -

      break bricks!

      002

      A Bad Channel

      A bad channel...

      such crap it’s fucking incredible!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      A bad channel...

      negativity boosting cesspool!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      Fascists' Objective (-) Xenophobia!

      Crooked Nonstop Nostalgia!

      Mundane Trash Videos!

      Totally Boring Shows!

      Tedious Numbskull Television...

      Very Horrible 1!

      Character Worseners:

      Mercenary ‘Yes-sirs’!

      A bad channel...

      questionably vile commercials!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      A bad channel...

      painfully broken-headed scandal!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      Fascists' Objective (-) Xenophobia!

      Crooked Nonstop Nostalgia!

      Mundane Trash Videos!

      Totally Boring Shows!

      Tedious Numbskull Television...

      Very Horrible 1!

      Character Worseners:

      Mercenary ‘Yes-sirs’!

      A bad channel...

      teaching lallygagging cruel!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      A bad channel...

      unbelievably stupid assholes!

      Crappy butt shit...

      Fucking crappy crappy...

      Fascists' Objective (-) Xenophobia!

      Crooked Nonstop Nostalgia!

      Mundane Trash Videos!

      Totally Boring Shows!

      Tedious Numbskull Television...

      Very Horrible 1!

      Character Worseners:

      Mercenary ‘Yes-sirs’!

      A bad channel...

      tuning in’s something I should cancel...

      003

      A Brief Plea

      First things first, Your Highness,

      this is an advertisement.

      See my merchandise? Buy it!

      Tell friends! Get excited!

      Second, Your Majesty,

      you’ll get a lot with me...

      a lot of honesty -

      spit out in a jiffy!

      I’ll try to be brief (blame the reefer keef) -

      I need some relief (fact - not just belief)!

      Give; don’t be a thief (don’t want that beef)!

      I’ve got enough grief (choose charity, chief)!

      Finally, Your Honor,

      once I’m way down yonder...

      I beg of you, ponder

      how I, too, could squander!

      I’ll try to be brief (blame the reefer keef) -

      I need some relief (fact - not just belief)!

      Give; don’t be a thief (don’t want that beef)!

      I’ve got enough grief (choose charity, chief)!

      004

      A Fast Song

      I ought to fast - I’ll feel fantastic!

      Yeah, I can last - the body’s elastic!

      I ought to stop - stomach is popping

      out; belly flops from over-shopping,

      ]): [so, (1.) Yeah, (2.)] I’m taking a break

      from making my gut ache! :([

      I ought to drink some water I’m thinking -

      I’m on the brink of really shrinking!

      You ought to know that to avoid growing

      you need to slow the food feed from flowing!

      ]): [Friend, (1.) Yeah, (2.)] I’m taking a break

      from making my gut ache! :([

      005

      A Town and City Ode

      Cities, I’ll do a ditty

      then leave; yeah, I’ll leave your flag...

      It seems awfully pretty,

      but I’m ‘a leave - no need to nag!

      I’m mostly a country boy;

      way far out’s where I feel joy

      the most. I’m not being coy -

      the bustling sounds annoy!

      I’m partly a city slicker;

      I just stop and go quicker!

      I can’t be a boot licker

      if I get to be a picker!

      Isn’t it a really shitty pity?

      I can’t chat witty - gotta sit a little kitty...

      Cities, I’ll do a ditty

      then leave; yeah, I’ll leave your flag...

      It seems awfully pretty,

      but I’m ‘a leave - no need to nag!

      Cities - just a bit too gritty.

      A short duration stay’s no drag,

      but, city’s cool crowd committee,

      I’m out for now - me and my bag!

      I’m absolutely mental!

      It’s all accidental...

      I’ll try to be more gentle

      each body is a rental!

      I’m unreservedly sure

      that I am a creature

      who spends time, work or leisure,

      staying safe and stopping seizure!

      Isn’t it a really shitty pity?

      I can’t chat witty - gotta sit a little kitty...

      Get me hot fit chicks with no sick titty!

      Simple stuff, really... yeah - reality...!

      Cities, I’ll do a ditty

      then leave; yeah, I’ll leave your flag...

      It seems awfully pretty,

      but I’m ‘a leave - no need to nag!

      Cities - just a bit too gritty.

      A short duration stay’s no drag,

      but, city’s cool crowd committee,

      I’m out for now - me and my bag!

      006

      About Face

      The nose on my face goes to the place

      where woes take space like notes on the bass

      that go

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum... :([

      These eyes that see you - they like what you do!

      You brighten the mood & light up things too,

      ya ol'

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum...(ya 1.) :([

      but I’m like everybody -

      I like to get nutty!

      Don’t fight - it’s too bloody!

      Equal rights & peace ain’t cruddy,

      ya

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum...(ya 1.) :([

      The ears on my head - will be years til they’re dead.

      They’re hearing, instead, endearing things said

      like some

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum... :([

      These lips & this tongue’ll take sips once I’ve sung

      & my hips have swung... need tips for my lungs

      ‘cuz I’m a

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum...(a 1.) :([

      but ]): I’m like everybody - I like to get nutty!

      Don’t fight - it’s too bloody! Equal rights & peace ain’t cruddy,

      (yeah, 1.) :([

      ya

      ]): bum bum bum. Ba-bum - Ba-bum, bum bum.

      Bum bum bum Ba-bum...(ya 1.) :([

      007

      After Show

      ]): [Yo, (1.) Don’t (2.)]ya know the way things go -

      show’s over, so float on on your flow! :([

      Let’s go have

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