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    The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
    The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
    The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
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    The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

    By Sandy Silverthorne

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    Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world's best clean humor. Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters, this book promises hours of good, clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids on lazy Sunday afternoons, long car rides, and any time you need a laugh!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBaker Publishing Group
    Release dateSep 7, 2021
    ISBN9781493432011
    The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
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    Sandy Silverthorne

    Sandy Silverthorne has been writing and illustrating books for over 35 years, with nearly 1 million copies sold. He is the award-winning creator of the Great Bible Adventure children's series, several joke books for kids, The Best Worst Dad Jokes, and Kids' Big Questions for God. Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently, it's hard for him to focus. Connect with him at www.SandySilverthorneBooks.com.

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      The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids - Sandy Silverthorne

      Other Books by Sandy Silverthorne

      Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

      More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

      Made You Laugh!

      Now That’s Funny

      © 2018, 2019 by Sandy Silverthorne

      Published by Revell

      a division of Baker Publishing Group

      PO Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287

      www.revellbooks.com

      Combined edition published 2021

      ISBN 978-0-8007-4051-1 (paper)

      ISBN 978-0-8007-4123-5 (casebound)

      Previously published in two separate volumes:

      Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids © 2018

      More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids © 2019

      Ebook edition created 2021

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—for example, electronic, photocopy, recording—without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.

      The author is represented by WordServe Literary Group www.wordserveliterary.com.

      Contents

      Cover

      Half Title Page

      Other Books by Sandy Silverthorne

      Title Page

      Copyright Page

      Introduction

      Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

      More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

      About the Author

      Back Ads

      Back Cover

      Introduction

      Do you like to crack your friends up? Do you like to crack your parents up? How about your teachers? Your brothers and sisters? Most of all, do you like to crack yourself up? Then you came to the right place. This fun, crazy joke book is filled with the greatest jokes, stories, knock knocks, and riddles in the world.

      It’s also got some really nutty cartoons to go along with them. So get to it. Get ready to read. Get ready to chuckle. And get ready to crack yourself up!

      part01

      Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

      A: A tuba toothpaste.

      Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?

      A: Red paint.

      Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

      A: Flood lights.

      fig009

      Q: Where do pencils go on vacation?

      A: Pencilvania.

      Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

      A: SUPPLIES!

      fig010

      Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

      A: Nothing; it just waved.

      Q: What do porcupines say when they kiss?

      A: Ouch.

      If Ella from Ella Enchanted married Darth Vader would she be Ella Vader?

      Mason: How can you make sure you never wake up sleepy and grumpy?

      Jason: Don’t have a sleepover with the Seven Dwarfs.

      Bill: My grades are underwater.

      Phil: What do you mean?

      Bill: They’re below C level.

      Terry: When they built the Great Wall of China, where did the workers go for supplies?

      Jerry: Wal-Mart, of course.

      fig011

      If Cardinal Sicola were to become the pope, would he be Pope Sicola?

      Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

      A: Patty.

      Jim: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

      Tim: It’s so much faster than walking.

      Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

      A: Same middle name.

      Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

      A: A meowtain.

      fig012

      Q: What’s red and goes up and down?

      A: A tomato in an elevator.

      Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

      They’re making headlines.

      Little Girl: Mommy, you’ve got some gray hairs.

      Mom: Yes, every time you don’t behave, I get another gray hair.

      Little Girl: Is that why Grandma has so many?

      fig013

      Ron: Come see this photo of my aunt.

      Don: That’s a picture of a fish!

      Ron: I know. It’s my anchovy!

      Teacher: Samuel, use the word boycott in a sentence.

      Samuel: The boycott four fish and his sister only caught three.

      Teacher: Sophie, use the word information in a sentence.

      Sophie: Ducks fly information when they’re heading south.

      A guy walks into a lawyer’s office and asks what he charges.

      I charge $1,000 for three questions, the lawyer answered.

      Wow, that’s pretty expensive isn’t it? the man said.

      Yes it is, said the lawyer. What’s your third question?

      I couldn’t believe it when the Highway Department called my dad a thief. But when I got home all the signs were there.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Lettuce.

      Lettuce who?

      Lettuce in! We’re freezing out here!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Pizza.

      Pizza who?

      Pizza really great guy, don’t you think?

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