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    The Small Penis Bible
    The Small Penis Bible
    The Small Penis Bible
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    The Small Penis Bible

    By Ant Smith

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    • Body Image

    • Self-Acceptance

    • Relationships

    • Masculinity

    • Humor

    • Hero's Journey

    • Self-Discovery

    • Journey of Self-Discovery

    • Personal Growth

    • Overcoming Adversity

    • Underdog

    • Inner Struggle

    • Self-Doubt

    • Acceptance

    • Fear of Rejection

    • Mental Health

    About this ebook

    If you can't beat them...
    After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'.

    After organising London's first ever Big Small Penis Party and giving countless interviews on what it's like living with a little willy, Ant has plenty to say on the matter! You will read the only methods for penis enlargement in this book. But more importantly you will read how to overcome the anxiety itself – because without managing that, no size is ever going to lead to peace.

    This is a really tough subject so there is plenty of humour, candour and real-life stories in these pages.

    If you are suffering yourself, or if you are body-positive, or if you are just curious THIS is a must read.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnt Smith
    Release dateFeb 8, 2017
    ISBN9781370456697
    The Small Penis Bible
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      Book preview

      The Small Penis Bible - Ant Smith

      The Small Penis Bible

      by Ant Smith

      Illustrated by Christine Adams

      a cockahoop publication

      2016

      Copyright © 2016 by Ant Smith

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

      First Printing: 2017

      ISBN 9781370456697

      cockahoop

      LONDON

      [email protected]

      www.penisbibles.com

      Acknowledgements

      I would like to acknowledge those who have helped me start and navigate this journey of understanding, of self-awareness and perhaps ultimately of acceptance:

      Christine

      Carl

      Sarah-Jane

      Dan

      thank you for helping me quell the voices and approach peacefulness

      It is also right that I thank once more those others who helped make the Big Small Penis Party possible:

      Ms Sliderule,Volker Renato, Thomas Smith Gillies, Gerry Newnham, Peter Jacobs, Ernesto Sarezale, Becky Fury, Lizanne Davies, Cy Wol, Seddondoleo, MeatRaffle, Adrian Ellis, Rob George, Vis the Spoon

      I really do have, the most beautiful little cock. It ain't twistedbentcrookedangry... It's a cock that could make a princess's jaw drop. And I'm not joking - you just have to imagine it isn't small, but rather just far away

      Contents

      Talking About Stature

      So you think you have a small penis.

      What is small?

      Why is my penis small?

      Shrinkage

      Retraction

      Micropenis

      Measuring

      Sitting versus standing

      Girth

      Volume

      On puberty and development

      Attitudes

      Does size matter?

      Does size matter to women?

      Does penis size really matter?

      So, does penis size matter?

      So what if it's small?

      Bulge enhancement

      Shaving

      How NOT to enlarge your penis

      HOW TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS

      Penis transplants

      Small dick spotting

      What about The Irish Curse

      Lies damn lies

      Little cocks rock!

      What about humour?

      Self

      When do we start to feel small?

      Pride and shame

      Confidence (Why do we worry?)

      Talking about it

      How to find acceptance

      Sex

      Rejection

      Does a small penis mean worse sex?

      Virginity

      Casual sex

      Fertility

      Condoms

      Ex's

      Performance anxiety

      Positions

      Toys! Toys! Toys!

      Kinks

      Society and Culture

      The obsession with size

      Fig leaves (classical art)

      Hitler

      Suicides

      Good joke bad joke

      New York's small penis pageant

      Ilma Gore's painting of Trump

      History of Shorty

      Shorty

      After Shorty

      The Big Small Penis Party

      Closing

      To my fellow men

      Resources

      Final words

      Talking About Stature

      …everything to be said about size

      So you think you have a small penis.

      Or you’re worried you might have a small penis. Or someone you know thinks you have a small penis. Or you know someone with a small penis. Or you’re just interested in small penises. Or you think small penises are a joke and you ended up with this book for a laugh…

      Well, the good news is, penises are funny. All of them. The big bent twisted ugly angry ones. The cute little petite ones. All of them.

      This eBook is a manual of, for, and by, the small penis guy. Everything you could possibly want to know about coping with a small penis. As you can tell by the way I’ve already mentioned ‘penis’ ten times (well, that’s eleven now) and already included a picture of a penis, this book will pull no punches. It will be informative, sometimes sad, but generally upbeat and funny – the anxiety men feel about penis size simply causes far too much misery in this world; so whether you are reading this just for a laugh or if you want a genuine first-hand account of how to cope with penis size anxiety I hope this manual helps.

      The author has lived for fifty years with his own anxiety, but went through a transformative journey of acceptance. You’ll read about that through the course of these pages, but for context the penis in question is:

      Four inches (10cm) long in action mode

      Four inches (10cm) around (girth) in action mode

      Which is 5.1 cubic inches (83 cubic cm)

      And is around 1-2 inches (3-5cm) at rest (unless sitting, when it can retract fully)

      These are the facts of the matter. Incontrovertible. Precise, yet abstract numbers. This is the only reality. Everything else that follows on from these simple measurements is opinion. Or rather judgement. Do these numbers say that this is a small penis? Absolutely not! Compared to a Silver Back Gorilla it is quite large.

      Penis size anxiety comes only from real or imagined comparison with others, and we shall see how most of what we believe is simply wrong.

      At the same time I judge this as a small penis, but I don’t judge it as a bad penis. Through the course of this manual we shall see that bigger isn’t necessarily better and small isn’t necessarily bad.

      Ultimately, it is up to you to decide if your penis is small or not and whether you think that’s a good or bad thing. Penis size anxiety comes from having those judgements thrust upon you by social norms. Penis size acceptance comes from embracing your own identity and not accepting the judgements of others.

      What is small?

      If you’ve downloaded this manual because of size anxiety you will already have searched the internet and come across a bewildering array of statistics hoping to find out what is ‘average’.

      The precision of numbers is a potent lure. But ultimately all the statistics in the world are nothing more than a means to compare yourself with others – and whenever we do that we always end up more miserable than we were. Happiness and acceptance never comes from comparison with others. But we do it anyway.

      Almost a half of men are dissatisfied with their penis size and not all of those are guys with what you might consider to be a small penis (that's right, some small guys are totally happy with it).

      Some guys with a bigger than average penis worry about their size.

      It gets worse. Penis enlargement websites will tell you women want more; even an average penis is small. This lack of appreciation of numbers irks me greatly – to proclaim average as small is ludicrous! The world is filled with disinformation, wrongful conclusions, bad judgements, and real misery. So let’s clear something up:

      The average erect penis size is 5-6 inches and probably closer to 5 inch.

      It’s impossible to know for certain, and a leap of faith is needed to accept this. Growing up I always believed the average was 6-7 inches and accepting this new assessment was really quite difficult because nobody I knew had ever said they have a dick less than 6 inches. To be fair I’d never told anybody my own size. Whenever the question of size came up I just kinda kept quiet. I realise now that guys who were less, just like me, didn’t tend to mention it. It was invariably the bigger guys that were happy to openly discuss such stuff. So I developed a pretty skewed view. Early research (Kinsey et al) also reported the average at around 6 inches so it all seemed to stack up.

      But we well know the early research was flawed. We know most smaller guys don’t brag. We know larger guys may well brag, or go on display in the locker room or in porn. We know guys will ambitiously round up when measuring. We know everything we see or hear on the subject of penis size inflates reality.

      So accepting that the average is a little over 5 inches may well take a leap of faith, but it is a leap worth taking. Let me be absolutely clear:

      The average cock size is 5.2 inches.

      Believe it

      68% of men, according to statistics, will be in the range ~4.5 - 6.0 inches (assuming a standard deviation of 0.8 inches) and therefore 16% of men will be under 4.5 inches. Does this mean anything under 4.5 inches is small? Well, that’s a judgement (not a fact) you might well make. Perhaps you’re comfortable with classifying 1 in 6 men as having a small dick. Perhaps that seems reasonable.

      1 in 6 is quite a lot of men though. If you have a 4.5 inch dick and you think it is small, the chances are in a group of 12 men you’re not the only one. You don’t need to look very far from home to find 11 other men you know and love very well (your father, brothers, sons, brothers-in-laws, nephews…) in order to know you’re not alone! If we believe a small penis is under 4.5 inches then we need to be sensitive about what we think of small penises – because we are talking about our loved ones.

      95% of men, according to statistics, will be in the range ~3.7 - 6.8 inches (assuming a standard deviation of 0.8 inches) and therefore 2.5% of men will be under 3.7 inches. 2.5% is 1 in 40 men, which isn’t exactly rare. In fact on a busy morning commute on London’s latest underground trains there’s likely to be 11 guys packed-in who are packing under 4 inches! (Given a capacity of 876 people).

      The point is, whatever judgement you make, whatever size you decide ‘is small’ there will be a lot of guys in that boat.

      Why is my penis small?

      First and foremost, because you think it is. Which is fine, since small dicks aren’t bad!

      Being brought up in England in the 70's there was very little discussion

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