Well, bébés, it’s no secret that Schitt’s Creek is simply the best — each and every episode is a rare cocktail (maybe one made from Herb Ertlinger's fruit wine) of heartwarming storytelling, thoughtful character development, and, of course, genuinely funny jokes.
On that last note, there’s no doubt that the series has some of the best punchy lines. The writing is top tier, and it’ll make you laugh, cry, and more often than not, both.
To celebrate the wonders that is Schitt’s Creek’s beautiful writing, here are 50 of the best quotes from the show!
1.When Moira suggests that impulsion and melodrama aren't vices.
2.When David tries to comfort Ted about being burned in love.
3.When David shows that he's a marketing guru...Rose Apothecary isn't pretentious — it's timeless!
4.When David explains who he's into.
5.The "fold in the cheese" debacle.
6.This wildly inappropriate and hilarious piece of advice Moira has for one of Jocelyn's students.
7.Moira's super body-positive advice to Stevie after remembering her nudes.
8.When Moira utters the most relatable words about terrible wine...
9.When Alexis tells David how she navigates life...
10.When Patrick makes this astute point about David's obsession with Notting Hill.
11.When David cushions an emotionally raw moment with this joke...
12.These rare sweet words Moira has for Stevie before the Cabaret show.
13.When David throws this sharp comeback at Alexis.
14.Nature? Coachella? Basically the same thing.
15.When Alexis says that she misses being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think she's funny, smart, and charming!
16.David's solid advice about surviving New York City...
17.Johnny's burn for David...which is probably what he feels from all of his sweaters...
18.Moira's perfect RSVP response.
19.When Johnny borrows clothes from Roland because he doesn't want to be taken advantage of...
Here's Johnny's fit, as well as Moira's...
20.When Moira tells Twyla that gossip is the devil's telephone...after gossiping about Alexis.
21.No lies detected here.
22.When Roland gives Johnny these wise words.
23.Moira dispenses nuggets of wisdom all day, every day.
24.When Patrick drops this romantic monologue.
25.Patrick has a way with words!
26.When Moira wants to spread the emotional cargo.
27.When Moira makes an entrance.
28.When Johnny shows us that he's totally a social media maven.
29.Seriously, the raddest influencer we know.
30.When Moira gives the best line for when you want to pack things up...
31.When David says this with the greatest irony...
32.When David stresses the importance of alone time.
33.When Alexis gives David legitimately excellent advice.
34.When David laments over the complications of his throuple relationship.
35.When David has words for the amount of pizza Johnny got...
36.When Stevie teaches us how to navigate through life...
37.When Moira explains Politics 101.
38.No truer words ever spoken.
39.When Moira expresses her love for Johnny.
40.When David divulges how he stays #flawless.
41.When Ted shares his philosophy on life.
42.When David explains his birthday plans.
43.When Alexis yet again gives excellent life advice.
44.When Moira says that there's a time and place for sentimentality...
45.When regular idioms aren't good enough for Moira.
46.Here's another one.
47.When Twyla revisits her dad's advice to surprise Mutt...
48.When Moira knows when she needs a mental break.
