Robert Pattinson's Cameo As A Booty-Caller On Haim's "3 AM" Made Numerous Terrible Nights Flashed Before My Eyes

    "He has so much game."

    It's 3 a.m. Your phone is ringing. You look at the screen and see it's this man. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

    A photo of Robert Pattinson on the red carpet.

    Well, thanks to Haim's appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers, that scenario is now a lil' easier to visualize.

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    It all started with the band's song "3 AM," which is, to quote the band, about a "booty call."

    The song originally starts with a voicemail from said gentleman caller — which gave Haim the perfect opportunity for a guest appearance. "We needed someone to do this cameo who had game," Este Haim began.

    "Even when we were recording the record, we held auditions," she continued, adding that unfortunately neither Tom Hardy nor Benedict Cumberbatch replied to their offer.

    Enter Robert Pattinson.

    Good lord, I felt this performance in my soul.

    To quote the song, "I just can't stop staring at it."

    Stop it, man-bat, stop!

    You can watch Haim's full performance here.