I don't know about y'all, but all I've been seeing on Twitter this summer is discourse on what the "sluttiest thing a man can do" is.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a big nose
It seems like the trend emerged with semi-serious, unironic takes on the matter:
The sluttiest thing a man can do is be sweet and put in effort
But now, it's taken a comedic turn, and some people have been using the meme format to highlight the things that men do that aren't inherently flirty or sexual. You'll see what I mean below.
Here are 20 of the best tweets I've seen, in no particular order:
1.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is get a full night’s rest
2.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to spell the hard dinosaur names
3.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is unify quantum mechanics and gravity
4.
no actually the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a barista
5.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is make me his sole heir and immediately die from heart disease
6.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be four men from new jersey (my chemical romance)
7.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is start a land war in eurasia
8.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is yes chef thank you chef
9.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is say “the devil has come to america. dungeons and dragons! at first regarded as a harmless game of make believe now has both parents and psychologists concerned. studies have linked violent behaviour to the game, saying it promotes satanic worsh
10.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is drink 6-8 glasses of water a day
11.
the most sensual thing a man can do is google shit like "napoleon's exile" when his battery is at 2%
12.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a batman villain
13.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is slowly lose his sense of purpose and self
14.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat
15.
By age 30, you should be posting about the sluttiest thing a man can do
16.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a pair of Dickies Original 874 Work Pants
17.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be impossibly fast and strong, his skin be pale white and ice cold, his eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from another time
18.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have multiple casual sexual partners and a pattern of promiscuous behavior
19.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is venmo me six dollars for my daily coffee
And finally, 20.
y’all are all wrong, the sluttiest thing a man can do is shut the fuck up