31 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week
"when a stranger on the train says to you 'is this the train to ______' and you say 'i hope so' and then you both laugh – peak life moment"
1.
okay mr birling https://t.co/BTaQzEove4
— zoë (@TetheredPriest) August 21, 2024
2.
Why does Sigourney Weaver kinda look like Tracy Beaker here https://t.co/LnMAAbOlm9
— Luke (@BarbaraYetaxa) August 22, 2024
3.
Me, finally approaching the loos in a Wetherspoons. pic.twitter.com/05JkAeydiS
— Esarty (@esarty) August 10, 2024
4.
Take look at Keir Starmer’s disgusting lunch pic.twitter.com/9hhktlBKNd
— Chłoddy (@OfSymbols) August 22, 2024
5.
Just heard a woman behind me in Tesco say ‘Come on then, let’s see if they’ve got nanny’s book’
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) August 10, 2024
The book: pic.twitter.com/4YQhO76Uez
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Since I saw that tweet that said you’ll be dating a British girl and she will say rahh out of nowhere like a lion, I feel sick every time I say it. But it’s my culture!
— Tolly (@tolly_t) August 20, 2024
8.
Very much enjoy the genre of American posts along the lines of:
— Stakeholder Consultant (@echetus) August 19, 2024
“European food is terrible. I just had a terrible sirloin for an obscene price at this renowned Scottish bistro on Leicester Square.” pic.twitter.com/PxFnL1tTG2
9.
I'll never not laugh at this photo and how it looks like she's wearing a jaunty little witches hat https://t.co/ZTDbc85YDo
— Zoë Grünewald (@zoe_grunewald) August 8, 2024
10.
when a stranger on the train says to you “is this the train to _______” and you say “i hope so” and then you both laugh 👍👍👍👍👍👍 peak life moment
— Abi Slade (@abi_slade) August 18, 2024
11.
This was my Molly Mae and Tommy Fury. pic.twitter.com/rPpA5pJaIv
— Elliot Gonzalez (@elliot_gonzalez) August 14, 2024
12.
A rare "I was shouting boo-urns!" spotted in the wild pic.twitter.com/uIrEgOI5Kd
— Tom Davidson (@TomDavidson09) August 15, 2024
13.
My eyesight is bad because how can I pick up my phone without my glasses and think this was Harry & Meghan https://t.co/i4sgevEen3
— Mikey A Abegunde (@Mikey_Abegunde) August 14, 2024
14.
absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps pic.twitter.com/q5bKkqUz0M
— Joe Dillon (@joffocakes) August 8, 2024
15.
Dads, limbering up to offer their unsolicited advice on A-Level results, directly from The University of Life™️ pic.twitter.com/B0Q5hlD5vH
— remand chic (@our_jesse) August 15, 2024
16.
happy results day everyone xx pic.twitter.com/6qn6hJ5WDg
— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) August 15, 2024
17.
Slowly but surely we’re getting are country back https://t.co/k2OEDF7lxv
— Fionn Viteža (@fionnviteza) August 15, 2024
18.
Molly mae breaking up with Tommy fury is like when klopp left Liverpool but for girls
— Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? (@greggislocallfc) August 14, 2024
19.
Exclusive: Sheridan Smith will play the role of Molly Mae in the upcoming ITV drama series titled "Molly Mae: Love Island to Love I lost" about her life and split with Tommy Fury. pic.twitter.com/iv0tOPJkoU
— I Don't Know Her (@I_Dont_Know_Her) August 14, 2024
20.
ASDA’s take on Whispering Angel is, I’m afraid, violently iconic pic.twitter.com/IgoC2Hd277
— Bertie Darrell (@bertiedarrell) August 14, 2024
21.
Likely place for her to be https://t.co/6vCkhwpHkx
— andrew (@floellaumbagabe) August 13, 2024
22.
OK well is there another way out pic.twitter.com/w5YdSv6tNe
— ~ (@daniel_barker) August 12, 2024
23.
Can’t stop thinking about how when I was in primary school and I’d go to my friends’ houses I’d always think they were poor if their parents shared a bedroom pic.twitter.com/hENJq0hGmT
— Stephen☀️ (@sjbxo_) August 11, 2024
24.
me tuning into ITV during the school holidays: pic.twitter.com/2kTJC1qGwf
— Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) August 11, 2024
25.
Declan Rice uses an inhaler? Didn’t even know he was basmatic
— Ed (@eddo75) August 7, 2024
26.
close enough… welcome back one direction up all night tour https://t.co/oa5CqEsKNU
— best of harry styles (@stylesfolders) August 8, 2024
27.
She looks like she’s about to argue with Farida in the Big Brother house https://t.co/ImEoY6zA2b
— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) August 7, 2024
28.
Some earrings them https://t.co/JxbE8pOuPv
— Lewis (@Bairdy26) August 7, 2024
29.
This morning my mum proudly told me that her new car is “Bi”. I said, “Do you mean it’s a hybrid?”, “yes that’s the one !”
— Ruth Swailes (@SwailesRuth) August 6, 2024
Congrats to mum’s Honda Jazz on coming out.
30.
I love them down and ironically they look like a very North London couple I can't explain it https://t.co/tvmDYbtO2t
— Bolu Babalola is genuinely on leave 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) August 21, 2024
31.
guys I streamed It Ends With Us and the subtitles glitched at the most perfect moment pic.twitter.com/twKd60WUcp
— tori (@doritenholm) August 21, 2024