We didn't do a damn to deserve inhabiting the earth along with dogs, but here we are. Sharing the planet with genuinely perfect beings. And we get to keep them in our house as pets?? It's an embarrassment of riches.
Unfortunately, humanity hasn't found a way to speak to dogs, but their adorable personalities show themselves in other non-verbal ways. Certain traits are common in specific breeds, such as labradors being affectionate and corgis being darling little attention hogs. With so much variety, there's bound to be a dog out there who is just like you.
