Trump joins Putin, Xi and Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

(RNZ)

1. Trump joins 2. Putin 3. Xi and 4. Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

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1. MAGA Hitler - buffoonish motormouth 2. Tsar - utopia denier 3. ‘Xissolini’ 4. Panjandrum

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Campbell's new soupless name

(AP News)

Campbell's new soupless name ~ 'n' small semblance, we suppose

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UAE arrests Uzbekis for killing Israeli-Moldovan rabbi

(AP News)

UAE arrests 3 Uzbekis for killing Israeli-Moldovan rabbi
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Rivalries break: Dubai grabs some foul anti-Zion killers

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The shots stop flowing in Laos party town amid fears for 12 ‘poisoned’ tourists

(The Daily Telegraph)

The free iced shots of alcohol stop flowing in small Laos party town Vang Vieng amid fears for several tourists 'poisoned' there
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Waiters slaved pouring "no fee" nips of methanol/formalin, fatal for visiting travellers who selected hooch. So, stop tragedy! SOS!

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Merkel on Trump: He Is a Challenge for the World

(Greek Reporter)

Merkel said that Trump “is a challenge for the world, particularly for multilateralism”
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Ultra-right madmen like Hitler & Tsar Trump martially cause collapse of the frail world

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Rare first edition of Machiavelli’s famous leadership treatise, ‘The Prince,’ goes up for auction

(CNN)

Rare first edition of Machiavelli’s famous leadership treatise, ‘The Prince,’ goes up for auction
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i.e. a portent of heretical things to come, I fear, as hideous liar, offensive radical Trump rises up

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Italian village offers $1 homes to Americans upset by the US election result

(CNN)

“It’s time to start building your European escape in the stunning paradise of Sardinia”
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Haters opposing Trump can reside better in Italy - adieu idiot, orange tan - is SNAFU in US

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What is methanol and how does it affect the body?

(BBC)

“You can die from a very small proportion of methanol”
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Saloon pop converted to formalin may harm your life

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iPhone eaten by a tiger shark films everything

(Stuff.co.nz)

Watch: iPhone eaten by a tiger shark films everything
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Movie begins - cranky lean gray thief with sharp teeth

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Trump picks a different Florida loyalist for attorney general: Pam Bondi

(Politico)

A staunch loyalist Republican, Pam Bondi from Florida, is the new US Attorney General
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An aberration rebutting unhappy childless cat woman insult, defies amoral foolery

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Matt Gaetz withdraws as Attorney General Pick

(The New York Times)

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Attorney General Pick
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Gangway! The teen matter: lizard prick was toast

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International Criminal Court issues arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu

(CNN)

The International Criminal Court issues arrest warrant for the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu ~ for nasty inhumane war crimes & irrational terrorism in Palestine - a truce isn’t a truth, therein’s a lie

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Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's nominee for attorney general

(BBC)

“He was doing very well, but at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration, for which he has much respect,” POTUS Trump added
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Standards to be Attorney General:
Had lewd intercourse with minors
Avid narcotic/pot abuse
Cheats the wife
Out of his depth
Hmm, dump that dimwit!

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Woman accidentally discovers 280 million-year-old lost world while hiking in Italian Alps

(LiveScience)

Woman discovers 280 million-year-old lost world while she was hiking in the Italian Alps
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Hillwalker (Ms.) who saw wavy line in stone, hiding lotsa prehistoric i.e. old, old animals

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Trump picks Linda McMahon, former wrestling executive, to head Department of Education

(CBS News)

Trump picks Linda McMahon, former wrestling executive, to head Department of Education
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Rich dogmatic madam raised up to ‘expert’ level of incompetence. Fans utter “how unkind, Mr T”

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