Whilst reflecting on Global TA Day, a little Poem inspired by the love hate relation between TA and Recruitment Consultants 😁
Talent Acquisition, sleek and grand,
A visionary with all things planned.
"Strategic hires! The future's bright!"
Said Talent, basking in the light.
But here comes the Consultant, sharp and sly,
With a list of candidates piled high.
"Forget your strategy, take a peek—
These résumés? They're truly chic!"
"Oh please," said Talent, rolling eyes,
"Your short-term thinking, not so wise.
I’m building pipelines, mapping trends,
Not shuffling through my LinkedIn friends."
The Consultant scoffed, "Well, that's quite sweet.
But I find talent on the street!
Quick placements, top-tier picks,
You take years, I do it in six."
"Six what? Six months? Six endless weeks?
Your candidates can't even speak!"
Talent huffed, "You lack my scope.
It's long-term value, not quick hope!"
"But my hires start tomorrow—fact!"
The Consultant smugly shot right back.
"They're already onboarded, working away,
While your dream hires start... someday."
And so they bicker, like siblings do,
Each convinced they hold the clue.
Talent talks strategy, the Consultant’s on speed,
Both chasing the elusive "Perfect Fit" breed.
But deep down they know, when push comes to shove,
They need each other, like hand and glove.
For in the end, despite the fight,
They make hiring magic when both get it right!
Shout out to everyone in Talent Acquisition, I have learnt over the years that a good Working Relationship with Talent Acquisition is best for business. Ultimately I like to think that the work we do together in some capacity change lives for the better!
Today is your day ..... Love from you friendly Recruitment Consultant 💚
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