Attention washed up old punks: (Portland)

Lets assume you have records and need money to buy ramen noodles / drugs / a crappy new fake Gibson guitar.
You don't spin those discs anyway and you want an upgraded play station or some more comic books.
You need cash.
Its a lot of time and effort to dick around with Discogs and it generally sucks.
Plus riding your bike to the post office in the rain will get the records wet.
THE SOLUTION: sell them to ME.
I'll pay you that green stuff for your plastic noise frisbees.
I'm looking mostly for the "good shit" aka loosely between 78 and 87 ( aka more nihilistic less hippy world saver ).
I also trade if you are into that kink.