Tom Segura's 2 Kids: All About Sons Ellis and Julian

Tom Segura's kids, Ellis and Julian, are often the center of the stories on his podcast.

The comedian and his wife, fellow comic Christina Pazsitzky, share their lives with their two sons on their podcast, Your Mom's House. Ellis and Julian were born two years apart, in 2016 and 2018, respectively, and provide the couple with hilarious content for their standup routines.

Even when Segura is away on tour, and relishing the opportunity to sleep in, he told The Dad that he is thinking about Ellis and Julian.

"I’m texting her [Pazsitzky] like, ‘Hey, guess what time I woke up? The same time I f------ wake up at home.’ And then I’m all like, ‘Send me pictures, send me videos.’ You know?,” he said in 2018. “‘Show me what he’s doing.’ It’s like you don’t have the responsibility of watching him actively because you’re a thousand miles away, and it’s a break, but you kind of still miss it. You want to be there.”

Here is everything to know about Tom Segura's two children, Ellis and Julian.

Ellis and Julian were born two years apart

Segura and Pazsitzky welcomed Ellis in 2016 and Julian followed in 2018. Before becoming a family of four, Pazsitzky was very open about how Ellis' arrival changed her life.

“Having a baby broke me down” she said in her Christina P: Mother Inferior special on Netflix. “I love my son, I do. He is the best thing that ever happened to me, he is the love of my life. His name is Ellis, he’s 18 months old, and I love him so much.”

Pazsitzky is also a self-proclaimed "fierce mama wolf" who has said she would do anything for her two sons.

Segura talks about Ellis and Julian on his podcast

On the Your Mom's House podcast, Segura loves to tell stories about the antics Ellis and Julian get into. The comedian has also given his children their own voices on his podcast, making Ellis have a deep voice, while Julian has an accent.

He told fellow podcaster Matt Rife, per a clip on Facebook, that Ellis was into video games and Roblox, while Julian was into cars. Segura said his younger son likes to get into people's cars, turn them on and ask if there are more cars for him to play in.

Segura has supported his kids on the playground

In 2020, Segura shared in his comedy special Tom Segura: Ball Hog that he once got in trouble with other parents when standing up for his son at the park.

The comedian prefaced the story by saying, "Having kids makes you do crazy s---."

“I took my older son to a park. He was 2½. The cutest little f------ kid. He walks up to a playground set. And, as he walks up to it, he steps on it, and an older kid ... Meaning 4. He goes, ‘You can’t play with that. That’s mine,' " the comedian jokingly recounted.

"And I go, ‘I’ll kick your chest through your back.’ And he goes, ‘What?’ And I go, ‘I’ll stomp you out right now!’ So he’s crying. I’m laughing. Everybody’s gathered around, right? You can’t do that," Segura concluded, laughing.

Segura has spoken honestly about parenting

Being a parent isn't for the faint of heart, Segura told The Dad, but there's something about it that keeps you going.

“I think you get so conditioned ... that boogers don’t bother me,” the comedian admitted.

Despite the occasional hard parts of parenting, Segura told The Dad in 2018 that the boys give him and Pazsitzky a wonderful way to escape from things they don't want to do.

“I love it when someone’s like, ‘Can you make it to this thing?’ I’ll be like, ‘nah, Christina’s out and I have to watch my son.’ They don’t even question it," he said. “If you say, ‘Yeah, I have to take care of my kid.’ It just shuts it down. People are like, ‘Oh, yeah, of course you do. I have no response.’ I want to keep having kids just to keep those excuses coming.”

He unintentionally commissioned a giant portrait of Ellis

In 2018, Segura commissioned a painter in Spain to make a portrait of his son Ellis. The conversation was in Spanish, which the comedian thought he was succeeding in, but things went wrong when he was sent the dimensions in the metric system, he said on an episode of CONAN in 2018.

When the portrait arrived, he took the unopened package to a framing store and when the employee opened the tube, she gasped as it was nearly 7 feet tall.

Despite the painting's comically large dimensions, Segura and Pazsitzky hung it in their home. "It's like you're entering the King's lair when you walk down the hall," he said on the late-night show.

Pazsitzky has been open about motherhood

Both Segura and Pazsitzky have used anecdotes from their children as material for their standup routines. In her 2022 Christina P: Mom Genes special, the mom of two talked about the strange ups and downs of parenthood.

“Nobody tells you this, but being a mom — it’s an emotional roller coaster,” she said. “Like I go from joy, to rage, to exhaustion, to exhilaration, every six seconds, every day."

She continued, joking, "And just when I’m ready to throw that baby in the river, he smiles at me. Yeah, they smile at you with those little jack ‘o lantern teeth. And you’re filled with so much joy you have crazy thoughts. You’re like, ‘Ah, I want 10 more!’ "