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Beyonce’s Hat-astrophe

In music when you steal bits and piece from another artist’s songs, it’s called sampling. With films, it’s an homage. In the cast of Beyonce’s hat, it’s called concept art for a new Dr. Seuss book. That shizz be crazy, y’all.

Actually, this hat (can you call it that) is more like a Rorschach ink blot since it seems to remind everyone of something different – I immediately thought of the White Witch from “The Chronic(wut!)les of Narnia,” while my music-minded friend Ryan called out Devo. But I’m most in awe of my co-worker’s claim that Beyonce is rocking a modified Chinese delivery box on her head.

“If you pop that open, there is undoubtedly veggie lo-mein inside,” she mused.