November 12, 2008

Um, He's Talking About You, Mischa

"Well, you can always do what the 'O.C.' kids did and hate your work. When I was on that show, they all just wanted to go on and do bigger...

The Amy Winehouse Movie

Regardless of how things turns out, Amy Winehouse's life already has had enough highs and lows to fill 87 Lifetime movies of the week. Her early years, her rise to...

This Poster Ain't "Broken"

I am fascinated by the art of creating movie posters: What makes a successful ad, what do audiences respond to, what is considered the most successful poster of all time?...

Paula Abdul's Stalker Once Auditioned For "American Idol"

A woman that TMZ.com has identified as Paula Goodspeed was found dead this morning in a parked car near Paula Abdul's Los Angeles home. After her death, facts came to...

OMG, I Had A Baby And It Sounds Like Heaven!

Pass out the cigars, I'm the proud papa of a bouncing baby blog! Yes, for some time I've been gestating the talent and now he is poised for world domination.Ryan...

Salma's Breast-acular Buffet

I'm going to admit this up front -- there is only one reason I'm talking about this story. So, Salma Hayek tells InStyle (via DListed) that she's addicted to breastfeeding...

Joe Jonas Dates World's Only Set Of Superior Eyebrows

You know how several scientific studies have tried to prove that humans are essentially nothing but ego since we're attracted to people that most closely resemble ourselves? Well, Joe Jonas...

Jon Hamm: Better With or Without Brylcreem?

After two seasons of obsessing over the perfect nature of Don Draper's slicked back styles, anyone would be forgiven for needing a second - I did - to recognize Jon...

Who Serves Amy Winehouse?!?

Seriously? Seeeeeriously? Amy Winehouse can still pop into a pub, sidle up to the bar and have shot glass after shot glass filled for her enjoyment? I find that to...

My New Fav Couple!

When Natalie Portman replaced Jennifer Lopez as the star of "Love and Other Impossible Pursuits" (ya know, because they're soooo interchangeable), I was excited. I love Nat and think she...

If Tinkerbell and Peter Pan Mated ...

Victoria Beckham is exactly what their child would look like.Check it out -- she's got the hair of a pixie, the body of a teenage boy and a deluded sense...

Now It's A Hazmat Dress

Take note, skanks of Tinseltown -- trick designers into giving you free clothes by following Tila Tequila's four easy steps. Well, everything with her is easy1. Stand in front of...

I Can't Bear Tori Spelling

I know there are oodles of people out there who think Tori Spelling is just adorable -- they love her show and are praying Donna Martin returns to "90210." Personally,...

A LOT TO CATCH

MIKE Piazza - the former Mets catcher who once held a press conference to announce the fact that he is not gay and later married a Playboy Playmate - will...

BANZAI BATMAN

CHIP Kidd is on a roll. The famous art director's latest tome, "Bat-Manga! The Secret History of Batman in Japan," was hailed by Publisher's Weekly as "[Our] favorite take on...

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, SARAH

CBS anchor Katie Couric thinks Sarah Palin has a thing or two to learn about politics before she contemplates a White House run in 2012. "I think she should keep...

COSTLY KISSES

BRITTNY Gastineau lost her composure - and her jewelry - at Villa in Los Angeles Saturday night. While Gastineau celebrated her 25th birthday, she was distracted by the kisses of...

TANGLED WEB OF HOOKER LINKS

NATALIE McLennan - the $2,000-an- hour call girl who worked for the notorious New York Confidential escort service - blew the whistle on former Gov. Spitzer's hooker, Ashley Dupre, in...

SHE'D BE WONDERFUL

BEYONCE Knowles is serious about trying to become the next "Wonder Woman." The LA Times reports the singer has already met with reps from DC Comics about starring in the...

SPIRIT RENEWAL

THE spirit of Adrienne Shelly - the actress-director tragically murdered in the West Village two years ago - lives on. A satire she wrote, "The O Letters," will have its...

KABBALAH KIDS

IF Guy Ritchie wants to see his kids, he better follow the strict rules his estranged wife Madonna has laid down. The 50-year-old pop queen demands that while Rocco, 8...

HARLEM TUNES OUT THE CLINTONS

IF the audience reaction at the 200th anniversary of the Abyssinian Baptist Church in Harlem Monday night is any thing to go by, Bill and Hillary Clinton have a long...

HERE COMES THE EARLY OSCAR BUZZ

WITH the Oscars further away than our financial recovery and none of these out yet, here's what's al ready being touted: Best Picture: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." F....

DIRTY AND CRAZY

OL' Dirty Bastard may have belonged in the nut house, his former lawyer says. In the up coming ODB bio, "Digging for Dirt," Robert Shapiro - who helped O.J. Simpson...

TOUGH TO PLEASE

"HORRENDOUS!" That's the word freshly divorced Tracy Morgan uses to describe the dating scene. "I keep meeting [bleep]ing gold diggers . . . a chick want to spend all my...