SPRING BREAK

How to Win Friends . . . And Throw Up on People

The beach is a police state, the sponsors won't leave you alone, and the old condom-on-the-head joke just isn’t funny anymore. A complete and (almost) fluid-free guide to Spring Break

April 1 1992 GEORGE KALOGERAKIS Mary Ellen Mark
SPRING BREAK
How to Win Friends . . . And Throw Up on People

The beach is a police state, the sponsors won't leave you alone, and the old condom-on-the-head joke just isn’t funny anymore. A complete and (almost) fluid-free guide to Spring Break

April 1 1992 GEORGE KALOGERAKIS Mary Ellen Mark


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